I iz sorry.
Your prinsess iz in other cassels.
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i tink kitteh lozt the pricesss and iz afraidz to say
prinsess iz hydin unner kitteh’s jinormous hat – skerred ob teh fuglee cowch!
crazy eyed kitty has hidden princess in hat, then distracts you with a “wave your hands in the air like you just don’t care !!!”
( the roof !!! the roof !!! the roof is on fire !!! )
wee doan needs nao watah
lets teh fluffarnuttar* burns
burns, fluffarnuttar, burns!
* Whut? Dis are teh LOLversion, nun ob dem swar wurds.
the floof is on fire ?
We daont needz no wadder let tha mutha fuc4a burn!!!!
BURN MOVA FUKA BURN!!!!
Dis iz nawt the princess u r loking for. Mov along!
An man dat IZ fuglee! Prolly smellz baD 2.
Oh, homescribe=furstee!!! Letz dance !! I needz happy!
Dis litto kitteh pickshur bee full of win and soooooo snorglee-ubul!
ai is gettin da hang ob dis furstee
dans dans dans!
cat … i’m a kitty cat
and i dans dans dans
and i dans dans dans
an i meow, meow, meow
an i meow, meow, meow
In case u dun no wots peeples are refurrin to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQoNkYhnhJ8
itz sooo kyoot!
an i dans dans dans!
an i meow meow meow!
I LUBS dat song! Tanks for letting mee see agin!!
YAY
an’ I dans dans dans
I sez sethy fings to mahsef whin I’z
Daaaanthin
chika cha cha cha!
I is doin teh fursty dance wif Jonafan Papelbon cuz teh Bawston Red Sox is NO. 1!!!1!
(an so is homescribe)
LOL
sethy fings? ai can has kowsin naymed Seth
hao ‘baot SECHSY fings?
nk. or Seksy whichevar.
Howbout a foxtrot? New season ob Strictly Com Dansing in teenytiny Ingerland (tink itz cawled Dansing wit Stairs, in Merkah), foxtrot very happy an bouncy wit shiny dresses an lots ob decollatage!
caerful iff dans bouncy foxtrot on full tummeh. Do Not Want shiny dress to get slooshed wit supper!
*skillfully executes turn and bows carefully, not showing too much cleavage*
I cannot foxtrot. Doan ask mee!
But I kin handel teh cloggin.
Stomp stomp stomp, an a
Stomp stomp stomp!
ooh, shinee dresses? I can has emuruld green satin anteebellum gown? And sparlee dimunns??
*snickur* I meens sparklee
oh nos kathleen has had a sparlee wardrobe malfunction…..oops! remmbeb Kathleen dis a fambly site…..don’t make us barr u from the dance hawl…….HAHA
doan wanna bee sent owt too teh cornfeeld wif teh Jeezus pickshur an udder banned stuffs!
Pleh!
lol
Ai has a boooootiful jade green satinny shiny dress, awl swirlee an nyce! But it fitted me wen Ai wuz bigger an reveels moer tahn just decolletage nao! Ai can has dress-maeker?!
Pleese!
Ambercat, ur jade dress fitted u wen u was bigger? Dat not so bad, ackshully. I has a slinky blak velvet dress dat fitted me wen I wuz smaller.
Yu wont swoppsies? Yu need has massiv boosums for teh greeny dress, an teh duk taep for to not get teh blak ais…
OOOO – ai too has a byootiful jade green (wuz mai color) concert dress – watered taffeta with drop waist line and pointee princess bodice with a liddle train in bak. Wuz fur mai BM voice recital (cuz we wuz moosik majors, we cud do concerts insted ov – resrch papurs n stuff – much moar easy and fun) – corse – taht fitted me meny, meny yrs ago – but ai thinks myself thin *poof* and wears it heer. I LUVS this dress an has had no playce to ware it fur yrs – yay fur our danses.
*cheers fur teh Janet instunt slimmin majuck!!*
to heck wif purty drezzez, ai’s wearin’ pj’s an’ leppard slipparz
Janet, U looks beeuteeful insyd n owt!!
I go getz mi dressy dress awn.
Looky it FITZ!!!
We bee dressin up fur dis wun!! Oh goodie! I’m wif Tiny tho; I warein mai comfy robe an fuzzee slippers!
In southren Merkah, we has dansin callded Cloggin.
It kinda like Irish folk dancin……kinda.
Lawtsa stawmpin.
Vary noizy. and fun!
And wear vary pooffee skirtz like teh skware danserz.
i usde to clog when i wuz littl gurl in GA. I lubed it
PS look at dem kyoot liddle pawpads but put on the CHRG first!!
Oh, Ambercat – ai happilee join in Danse of Joy fur homescribe with teh foxtrot. Ai think heer is happy and bouncey, too. Ai reelee needs a happee danse rite nao as ai haz just pitched a giant fit awn previous post!
Ai has awn mai shinee dress, but prefer hi nek an long sleeves. So – let’s dans! Everywun can join in wehn they get here. Oh – sorree Kathleen – ai missed u sumhow. (cuz i’m still mad, I think). Plentee ov us to start the dansing!
*dans dans dans dans*
Ai can see yur tayle iz still floofed up! Neber mined; foxtrotting will halp maek yu happee agin
what Janet be mad? whaaaaaaat happen?? I misses something…..
awl taht happened wuz tihs . . . first tehre wuz a pikshoor, an den dere wus no pikshoor.
I went back and read…….and commented of course
) tanks gascat.
I haz luvly dress wiv black velvit tawp an poofy sleevies an flownseefrillee fuchsia pink taffytar skert. Iz beyootiful an fits teh 24-yr-old SJ perfickly, teh 43-yr-old SJ nawt so well, I gess must have shrunkeded. Ai joins Janet in teh maginnery wurld an loook! Fitz perfickly!
*swirly swish*
Guyz skweses me from buttin in butt somefin awful jes happin. I puted teh closes in teh dryur an walk away. I iz keep heerin teh bumpin noise, lyke ther iz tynnis shues in teh dryer. I nut pay tention cawse I wuz preokupyed wit uddur things.
Awl teh sudden I hear a meow to kurdles teh blud! Mai orange kitteh, Rusty babee be inside teh dryurz for leas tin minutz. Him pantin an cryin sumpin awful. I take him right to teh synk an run cold waterz all ovur hiz bodee, to brung hiz temperatures down. It took a looong tyme. I putted Karo syrup on his gums four teh energies an taked his temperature. Dats awl I culd do. Him be doin better naow. Breethin normal an sleeiin. I has to watches him for swellin of teh brain.
I one stupid hairless monkees! Be careful with the kittehs. They too kurious for their own good. ALWAYZ check teh dryer for u turnz it on…specially unner teh clothes. I nebber use that dam dryur again!!! Srsly.
kthxbai
Ooh, I hope jur kitteh is okay MizHizzyFit – plz to let uz no! Hugs tu ju cos ju muss be wurried.
Dis happened to mai boifren’s kitteh. Plz to be keeping good ai on kitteh. We wishes u an Rusty much luv and helth
omg! I worry about that all the time……my kitteh Darryn LOVES to climb in the dryer and I check it every time before I shut the door…. I am sure u feel terrible about it, but I am so glad you checked it out and saved him before it was too late. I just feel sick
sorry that happened.
Poor Behhebs…bof of yu!! Pleez to let us no how he iz doin later on, kai??? I has to be verry careful bekoz mai dryer an mai litterbokses are in teh same area…I alwayz wurry bout doin dat zakt same thing.
Im so glad ur kitteh iz ok! I had 1 of those moments wif 1 uv my kittehs last Caturday… my stoopy frenz wuz playin round and knockd mah Rufus kitteh off teh ledg over da stairz an he fell! I ran FAST. Wuz happy when I saw only limpd a bit an wuz ok. He gotz gushifud an wuz happy. (still getz on ledg tho…he can lrn lesson?)
wtf?
Homescribe… you might want to check wit teh cheezbrgrs — I can see ur email address even though it says it won’t be shown publicly… Sorry, just wanted you to be aware.
Betty
… and I am not homescribe LOL. This could get someone in lots o’ trubble. Good thing I am an LOLcat’r and that is just not done.
Betty
indeed there iz only the one homescribe and i are she. i just emailed cheezburger and tofuburger
I see dis happen ulot, Betty. It doo bee a widdo nurvus making.
of course, anyone can type in anyone’s name … somebody did this to Teho I think. But the email address is completely different for sure.
Yesh, sebural timez now I goes to type an sees anudder pursons name and dere email address and I always looks furst beefore posting too makes sure it has mine on dere.
yep yep yep — it happened to me too…..I was channeling konoeko for a day or two lol
Oh noes! Nawt teh caretroll/pair of leagles/robix structor!
Dat musta bin turribull!
I thawt it were very ironicall
gud fing iz: u dint rite us 85-pages disser- dizzer- diskussion ov leagel pointz dat point 2 nuffin ov intrest.
mmm………yeah….sure wouldz be a dead give away lol- I nawt sure I has it in me to be that dramatical.
for hi drama fashen dis seesen, member 2 twist ur pantees…
(dats da sekret)
d*mnit, you realize every time you people mention her name I spontaneously turn into a pink floofy troll?
but yuze luks sooooo kyoot wif da floooofie pinkness!
but yah, ai kin see ware teh wurkplase nawt find it so ‘mewsing…
stend, maybe this will help relieve your stress.
http://www.ihateclowns.com/slapclown.php
I like it. I had a classmate in undergrad (tito, no relation to tito jackson) who was afraid of midgits and clowns – we used to run after him on our knees screaming “tito !!! tito !!! tito !!!”
and the floofy troll thing would go over very well where I work, actooly
Oh deers. Ima gonna start usin mah backup, spam-friendly email on this page. No want unauthorized spam.
Vary gud idear, Bettah. Wen ai lossed teh Catburger, ai puts up teh email addrezz for lolfrens to uz.
No reed eet no moar fur are fulls of teh spamms.
Sorree yu got teh spams, Tiny….but we wuz berry, berry worried bout yu!!!
Go doawn teh oveer pipe, to teh werld 3-2.
Den jumps across teh fyre laek.
And run run run an Jump! Over cassel over dere.
GET GOIN!!! k bai!!!
PWINCESS AWL MINEZ!!!
MWAH HAH HAH HAH!!!1!
wai nobuddie gets teh piksure ‘cept u an me. dis be jok ’bout sooper mario wrld. i thnks is funnie.
widdel blak-an-pink toesies 2 match da widdle blak-an-pink nosie!!!
grate beeeeg noisy kisses. (cause i STILL dusnt know whut’s smoos, precious?)
Ai thinks u duz know, ibk, cuz u just did it!
i so glad 2 knows i figger it rite. i benn givin peepel schmoos, an den i fot: uh-oh. i hopes dem iz kisses……… yikes!
Maibee when yu’ve finded the prinsess, yu could look for mai earses?
Tehn Ai could be havin’ dem bakk agin?
Pardun? Ai carnt here yu; sumwun stoled mai ears!
just me or dids jebus cat disapeareded? Aye woulds look like dat too if someone game me da jiant shroom!
*hums mario tune*
*hits bricks* its teh maykuh mee bigg ’shroom! ai getz it! nao ai jus need teh PASTA POWAH
I can has vegable? Onlee way to win teh last bos Wart is fed him vegable.
Wat? Bowzer? King Kooper? Wareeo? Nebur herd uv em.
ahm trayin tu ‘member wayr ai seeded tihs comment befoar.
ai tink it wuz in sum cartoon oar otter.
I can has 1 Up?!
akshooly ai berleeve yu wuld needs a green mushroom fur teh 1 up
but the “bigger mario” mushroom bes nice too
i thot kittehs hab 9up?
naow sees – i dates maiself
in lawng agoez pinball “up” iz extra ball u winn, sos u getz nudder chans = life.
kittehs hab 9 lives = 9up
o – I dint know taht! Thankz fur teh knowlej.
hoaw duz dat date yerself?
aiz onlie 20, an ai noes whut yuze tawking ubout. (didnt noe bout teh pinball origin doh, ai thawt it wuz foar NE game bak in da ol bootin daze…. )
kitteh faysses not luk sry. iz faykin sry.
sry ezy fur kittehs tu sai.
whairs pruf, kitteh? pleeze to shoze us hao teh gts teh prinzess
kitteh is sayin… get this kursid thing off mai hed!!
tode wuz fakn it too! ebery level– teh dum littl ’shroomhed wuz gigglin atchoo.
nawt giggln liek teh stupid goggie awn duckhunt… ai alweys wisht dat teh gaem wood letchoo shoot teh goggie to maek it shut up– laffin at me cuz ai kant shoot teh duks frum liek 3 feets away! Is berry degrayd… digread… bad for teh selfesteem, laffn at teh wuns hoo has no cordi… cooordynae… hoo kant hitz nuffin.
plz to be gittin dis fungus fingee awf mah hed.
Or I shredz it.
I will.
dow… if id has jus lookd wun post down afore respondin *sigh* – shaks hed at self. Sorry Melissa. I wus thinkin same thing as u abowt wut kitteh face wuz sayin.
(lol there iz a fungus amungus… i s*%t on ur shitakke…. i pee on ur portabella snikr)
Grate minz fink alike huneee!
♥♥
Prinsess Kitteh playz
Peek-A-Buu hoapeeng herz krown
an froan luukz prittee
Dat nawt happinneeng!
Prinsess Kitteh wisshez 4
shynee teearrah
Shynee sattinz krown
woodz B nyse 2. Tryz mennee
tymez andz still t3h saym
Mebbee Prinsess willz
awpt owt 4 a boal ub millk
anz plumpz Cheezburgr
Jack.
de plump cheezburggies is da best !!
Butt she wud be so prittee with a shynee teearrah awn her liddl hed.
Offisa, is not muh magic mushroom!…I wuz, um making delivery…to um
Alice, yeh das it
Is muh hat on strait? do u likes it?
I lubs it berry much, kitteh. Makes mee wunt to squeeze teh stuffins out uff u!
OOF…wach muh hat!
I dreem of jeeeneee kitteh is bein suked bak inta boddul
Hers luks lyk my deer departed pepper, mayks me wanna crai :’(
Oh, pweeze not too crai Miss Foots! Kittehs hab special place on udder side, wiff magical charming wittle meeses (like does on Babe dat sing “Pigs are stuppppiiidd!” and then tee hee!!) wearin tuxedos and bowin and serbin teh kittehs wif silver platters all kines ub treets, an dere bee Catnip aroun ebberycorner and lots an lots ub sunspots all warm an cozy an nebber, nebber, nebber EBER enneh rains or baffs or stoopee peepuls/annimuls too makes dem upsetted!!! Jus fun kittehs times for ebber an allus.
Is true. Mah kitteh tole meh. An she a good kitteh. Not lie.
awww, thnx kathleen, that a vry nyse pitchur of dems. maeks me feeel much betterz bowt all dose deerly departedz!
Whut is dat mushroom fingie on kitteh’s hed? Becuz I collect weird stuffed animal fingies and I want one of dose.
It r a musheeroom from Super mario world.
When u hit a brick an a musheeroom pops up u catch it and u turn into a big ginormus mario.
I’d find u a leenk, but I has tomorree awf an I been drainkin.
It’s graet akshully!!!
LOL!!!
Fank u! I didz a search for Super Mario musheeroom, and found a great site wif Japanese plush toyz. Why iz it dat de Japanese tewtelly kick our buttz in making cyoot stuff??
http://tinyurl.com/26teac
cuz tehy has no room for teh junk?
dang. dat akshully preddy smart ansur.
I wuz awei over teh weekend teechin. Ai mist youse guise! An mahn, whut a lottsa stuffs happenz whilst one is awei! Dantzing and rantz and dinner and coco and cheezontoes, an, an, an… Aye can’t eben begin tu goez bak an reed awl abowt it.
Witch bringz meh tu mah kweschun:
Hau DU yu keepz upp? Ai haz a lottsa free tiem inna dei, an I stihl cannot reed all teh wunnerfulness dat there is tu reed heer. Part of teh prollem iz taht ai reeds a set of kommentz, but hasta goe bak tu a previus picher tu katch up wit awl taht has bin added sints ai wuz there last. Hasta jump bak an fort ‘tween pichers and hasta reed lotsa stuff over an over lukin foar teh nuu posties.
It ain’t linear.
How du yu kepe up?
Anukki (in kais there is enny dowt as tu identity)
Anukki – u has hit teh nayle awn teh hed. Is almoast impawsible to keep up – so much (ai luved teh cheezontoes, too) – an if u misses sumthing, often layter u don’t know whut peepl ar talking about.
An tehn, as u say – u gose baek – an there r HUGE long interesting things going awn taht werent there befoar. Ai wuz pretty far bak – well – coupla weeks – lukkin fur sumthing – and awl kinds ov newe things were there.
Ai wuz thinking purrhaps we shud maybee suggest nawt quite so men pikshoors – purrhaps no moar tahn three per day. I know there r meny, meny cyoot pikhurs awt there for us to see, but we also wantz to reed awl the comments – liek lolcatburglars LOLsat test – hoo wud hav wanted to miss THAT!
Butt it iz getting to bee a liddle too much.
Noe! Doan hole bak teh pikchers! I needs mai reglar Cheezburgr Updayts!
We jus danse as fast as we can, Anukki!!! Sometimes I gets to reed lots, some dayz not so much akshully…we jus doez teh bes we kan do!
ai jest stumblez alaowng afterz thesez guyz teyh r so kwik, an funnee, lawts o time ai jest guessessess… iz ole trik wen u r takin testz, scim an hopez fur teh bestestz…..taht an ai daonw reed AWL ob tehm….jest mostest…an teh sillee ting iz wen ai reed regulus Englishes, ai reed abot 1,000 werds a minit…kittehspeek slowz me dawon ALOT…
funneh ting…it reelee meks u pay attenshun too wut is beein sed…
lol whats up with his eye… kindda looks freaky
HOW COiNCiDENTAL?!?!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?1111111
this week is dress up week in my school, cause we’re not allowed to dress up on halloween – and each day has a theme
so today was “super hero” day… i was princess peach, my boyfriend was mario, and my best friend was luigi
and today of all days this KiTTEHHHHHHH decides to show up
aww so cute wittuhhlkitttttehhhhhhhhhhh wiff teh googuhly aiz awwwww
Why does wordpress eat every freaking post I make that has a URL in it nowadays?
cuz dey has to approve of first.
Big bruddah. U has it.
WordPress I meen.
Lol dis is frum a song by teh Super 8 bit brothers.
they can has a myspac3!!!!
^.^
I dunno where the mushwoom went, why yoo askin meh?
better caption- i hatez mario kart!
*Opens windoe an luks owt*
Air hair lair, SJ!
*Luks odder wai doun street*
Air hair lair, TonyJames!
*luks acros street*
Air hair lair, eberybuddy els in teenytiny Ingerland!
Ai iz still off sik an bord, bord, bord!
*luks owt window*
O hai dere Ambercat, dint relise you lives oppspsite to meh, spose is obbvious in teenytiny Ingerland.
Sorree your sik – cant stop an play tho, sposed to be workin and dont wan get cawt LOLcating an lose interwebs privliges!
*prentens be working hard agin*
Air hair lair, Ambercat! Ai is awlso wurkin terriblee hard *snerk* but since we is so clowse heer in teeny tiny Ingland I’ll pop owver later wit sum hawt Ribeena an jammydodgers an Catberry Wispa bars (I iz SOOO happycat tehy brot tose back….nomnomnomnummy) an teh latest copy of “OHai!” maggaseen. Do ju need sum moar bandaids wiv teh ponies awn too?
Sekhmet an ai will be joynin u for afternoon tee as yewshuwall.
Ai can has mor bendy straws for mai hawt ribena? Mai baddy handy is still baddy.
But did manaj to has a baff an wosh mai hayr, wit wun hand an witout teh aid ob safety nets!
Woo fur yoo!!! I alwais sai I can taek on teh wurld so lawng as I has cleen hair.
An choklit.
An shooz.
An…okay I stawps nao.
Ai gots a choklit Get Well card toodai! Form Thorntons!! An has Cleen Hayr. Jus need teh richoldbloke wit teh hartcondishun an Ai’ll has ebberytin Ai need!
Ai senz mai daddy rown. He nawt so rich ackshually, but he meetz teh udder craiteeriyuh!
Oh hai, Sekhmet. Iz nao, offishully, tyme fore elebunses; yu can has teebrake? SJ an Ai iz habing hawt ribena!
Dis be taykin ur videoz gamz too far. Iz not Mario and Iz don wan tu hit mye head on mushrums tu get pointz fur u!!
o sweet babbeh kitteh
u r da prinsess i lukign for
*snorgle*
Um, dis gaem has lyke a milyun rownds, can plays sumfin else noo?
(I noes, kitteh. I use’ta pley Supah Marayoo, too.)
Dis Kitteh be lookin like mah Kitteh Taro !!! …. Iz they be longs lost brathers ?!?!?
an if he bee like mah kitteh … he be clumbpsy an lost dah princess even if he do his bestest to be savings her….
I CAN HAS 1UP? K THNX BAI.
Nooo! Kittehstool fooled me again!
OMG IT’S TOADCAT! lol
I CAN HAZ MUSHROOM?
BEST MARIO LOL!