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wer da jeezs kitteh gone?
guess teh burgers saw it was gonna go down in flamewars.
2 bad … i tawt it wuz phunnee
OK – don’t meen to be a downer rite at the tawp ov this – but ai think teh Burgers r RONG!! Ai wuz so upset wehn tehy took away “downloading cat” taht I – well, I thot I shud just go away fur a while.
Ai LUVED ‘downloading cat.” ai thot wuz REELEE funnee, and maed R kind uv sense, even if it wuz a mistake.
MIzHizzyFitz had teh “furst,” and she wuz SOOOOOO cyoot! She managed to pitch at leest 6 Hizzy Fitz – sayin stuff liek “Hao can say sumthing clefur with no pikshure!!” an lots ov otter reelee adorable stuff. Jack rote a grate poem about it – an EVEN congratualted MHF on her furst furst in it. A grate honor.
We were having awl kinds ov fun with it – dansing an awl – lots ov good funnies. Wehn I last saw it, ai think tehre were over 60 comminz.
Furst we lose the wunnderful White Kitteh in a Box, also with a Jack poem.
Then the cyoot liddle Jesus Healer kitteh,
Then “downloading cat”
and now the Jesus kitteh walkin awn the water – which ai saw, butt didnt’ has time to say enything. But ai LOVED IT!!!!! AN I’M REELLEE MAD!
Deer peeps – ai think this is just terriblee rong. Ai know this is teh Burger’s site and they can do enything they want – but we r part ov this, too – and shoudn’t hav r “stuff” so arbitrarilee taken away frum us.
If we reellee haet sumething, we can just leeve it be and go awn to teh next. Butt wunz sumthing is up and peepl has goan to teh tiem and trubbel to comment . . . it shud just stay.
There. I’m dun. (in case no wun can tell, ai HAET bein crossed.) Well, I’m nawt dun. What maeks me so mad heer is taht ai reelee feel we r being, fur want ov a bedder werd, “dissed” heer. I feel reelee, reelee insulted. And yes, ai has written to teh Burgerz – about “Downloading Cat” and about the Kitteh in the Box. And no, I has nawt received a reply.
I dinnit even gitz to see J. kitteh. Whut happin?
People think it were blasphemy? or white box kitteh.
A few months back there was a picture of a lil kitten all dirty he had something PINK on him an people flippin out thinkin it was blood, poor homeless kitty blah blah blah.
The caption was “Wuddn’t it be loverly”. It was taken down post haste.
I think people sometimes get a little dramatic about LOLPICS!!
It’s a piture. A funny picture.
To get all up in armsabout it is just plain silly to me.
Not you Janet. I’m agreein with you.
My complaint is with people bein all dramatic and pics comin down.
You can’t please everyone. and shouldn’t try.
Janet, let’s go has a beer. I’ll buy.
I think people were fussed because it looked like the kitty might have been tossed into the water.
furst of awl……..plzzzzzzzzzzz don go away Janet. Did you notice that the burgers never comment here anymore? Its like they have abandoned us to do what we will with their pics……except for when they just make them (and our comments) disappear. I agree — there have been some really good discussions going on– even if it is controversial…..we are DOING something by talking about it…..we are stretching our minds and thinking of things in different ways….this is GOOD. But don’t be mad an go away Janet……cuz WE LOVES U…esp me and if Melissa buys the first round……I will buy the second…….cheers!
I doanno why peeples come heer an get all wurked up abowt dese pix. If tehy wur nawt funnee, peeps wuldnt has voetd for tehm on LOLcat Buildr. Nobuddy even noes whu takes tehse pix moast of teh tym, so whut gud duz it do?
Day get wurked up cause dey not bean face to face wif U so dey can say whteve dey want.
stead of tinking furst. Silly do’h isn’t it. TOo bad bugrs Felt dey had to take stufd down. But dey tryn to make maj marjrt… Most pepl hppy.
if peeps be all ober kitteh thrown in wadder, well whut abowt da wun yesserday, wif da mad kitteh swimming and a noze blug awn?
Don go way, Janet. Yoo makes me happy to reed yoo!
There was one kitteh pic that I asked Cheez and Tofu to remove, and they did, within a couple hours after posting. It had a kitteh with an unusual face and said something like “I haz a mentall ilnus.” I quickly posted that mental illness is not a joke and asked Cheez and Tofu to take it down. It had already attracted comments from some who said the caption was cruel, and from others who piped up with insults like Retard. While I welcome controversy here, I felt that caption crossed the line. People who suffer from mental illness do not need ICHC to invite more insults and laughter at their expense.
OK, off my soapbox now.
Taht, ai beleeve, is kwite differunt frum teh wuns they took away. Downloading cat – well – there wuz no picture at all – just teh little blue box and underneath, “30 % downloaded.” Wuz purrfeckt . Downloading cat wuz downloading.
The white cat was a prettee kittee in a box, an sum peepl thot she luked skeered. Wuz a thin liddle cardboad box! If she din’t want to bee in it, she’d have been GONE. Lots of gud comments there to.
Teh two little Jesus kittehs were – well – Jesus kittehs. They were kittens – so kyoot. The liddle “Jesus kitteh,” luking ever so sweet, wuz putting hiz paw awn the otter cyoot kitten and “healing” it.
Teh funnie lukin kitteh saying I haz a mentall illnus – Ai didn’t see it – sounds not so grate, akhullee.
thx 4 shares. iz not liek it neever.
I onlee got to reed several furst comments on Jeesus kitteh an onlee sawed wan comment dat Iz would sai iz redundanant koz not soo lolcat reelated (sth aboot J not existz).
Iz too love dat lolpic an Iz tinkz dey shood have stayded it. If yoo have trolly comments yoo jus eet da commet an nawt eentire topic. Trolly commentz nootrishus? Proably nawt, pleh
Yall can haz beer on meh too, wez exshoolent community
wellz- jus to bez onry I guess….
Is possible weez haz lurken hacker spoutn der opions bai takn off pitchrs dat offens dem….
hadz dat happen on uber site long timz ago- sumbudy wackd out any comment dat not follows der opion.
I don noes, jus a fought, might naw be da cheezeburgers…….
momcat
Iz ask Ceiling Cat to watsch the haxorz mastr… Iz meen dileetin lolpics an also to eenlaiten cheezebrgrz aboot deese issue too
Iz r jus hopin dat driver kitteh haz him peeps safe in secure carriers for the ride. Maybe kitteh takin him peeps to the doctor? Ah HA! Seez how you likes da stickies stuck in UZ butts!
But kitteh is nawt warin hims seetbelt! Dis bery BERY dansherus an ILLEGUL in a hunnerd towsan kuntrees. Ebery day litrully billyuns of peepls is fatally killd bai kittehs draivin withowt tehr seetbelts awn. Nex taim u lend ur kitteh teh car, maiks shure taht kitteh bukkles up!
OH NOOOOOOEEEESSSSSS, Janet joo cant please naowt go awai !!!! weee awl lub to liddle peeces an woood bee so berry berry sadest nawt to seez ur namez and reed ur commentaz……
Pleeeesee dont abandown usn !!!!!! an wee needz u fur teh crashez cartz an to han owut teh bannadez an floofy blankiez an wee needz ur danswees, an storeez….so u seez we awl wantz fur u to satyz OK????
an whoo will ceep teh inbentroiez ob teh rubbeh globez shiken hedz..(wif paintn awn it) so wee dont lose eberybawdie to sploded heds frum teh cyuutestesses……
ai gib u awl my cheezburgers, an by u nextz rond o beerz?????
I wasn’t even aware pictures were being taken down. I remember how if a picture was potentially offensive, we could choose not to look at it … the site was in “safe mode” or something like that. Maybe we can’t do that now with whatever service provider we’re using, but there’s got to be a better option than just yanking an entire picture + comments when it’s ALREADY passed muster on the voting page.
NOOOO dun go awai Janet! I dun kno whut is up wif disappearin pictoors–mebbe WordPress eeted them too? Iz deffynitly not cool, tho. I wood liek an explynayshun from teh Burgers.
But plz stai. We luvs yoo.
Thank u awl verry much fur yur support and verrry nice thots.
Melissa and Gayla – nuthin wud maek me happier tahn to go fur teh beer with u! Ai’ll get teh third round and tehn ai mite find mai funnies again,
Naikat – please aksept mai deepest apawlogies fur spoilin ur Danse of Joi (speshul frawnch fur SJ). Thank CC Kathleen maed her wunderfullee dramatic entrunce down below and saved teh day a liddle.
Ai dunt think it iz a hacker. Ai am shur it is teh Burgers tehmselfs. Ai wuz gonna ask everywun to write and ask tehm to return to us taht which tehy hav . . .taken frum us.
But then ai thot, if ai organayes a revolt, ai mite be “spehullee rendereded” and awl mai future poasts sent off to teh cornfield!
Ai didn’t mean to be goan furebber – and ai wudda been still lurkin so as nawt to fawl behind an nawt no whut wuz goin awn.
But – even if ai reelee wanted to – ai dont think ai cud. I lieks u guise too much. Never knew befoar (cuz i’ve never dun it befoar) haow much u can grow reellee fond ov peepl u ownlee tawk to on-line. Had ai nawt dun it, ai wud hav sayed it was nawt pawsible.
Sorree – fergot to say – enywun hoo wants to come fur teh beer wid us is moar tahn welcome!
Ooh…..did sumbuddy sai BEER? Suddemlee I iz berry firstee. Nawt as firstee as Naitkat ob caws!
Janet, your presence here is very necessary…..no lurking allowed. People are going to do and say things that p!$$ other people off; that is just a fact of life. I didn’t say anything about the Jeebus kitty (though it did look like someone snapped the photo just as the cat was tossed at the puddle) because the cat looked well cared for….besides, it was only my opionion…and they are like butts-everyone has one.
Don’t let someone else’s bitterness or lack of common sense change our site! The Burgers have a very important job and I applaud them for the job they are doing….I am so happy to have found this site and all of the wonderful people here.
SJ yoo WIN! maded me smayl
Fcors Iz brot plentof beer for eberywan! SJ Yoo can haz nawt the second beer
An den wee can wobble koz beerz do dat to dantzin
*clinks glassis wiv naitkat*
Cheerz!
PROSIT!!!! MELISSA – WHAT GUD IDEAS U HAZ. Naitkat – hao thottee to bring the beer. . .heer. A whole KEG!!!!!
Mmm, beer. Dat keg gonna be gone soon, yoo kno.
duz teh valu meal hav a flavur of cheezburgr?
No, it is hamburger. The cat is cutting down on his fat intake.
onlyz ifnz lef on da bedpos obernigh!
momcat
wif teh chewen gumz ??????
Ai happi da jeez kitteh wen awai. mush moor fun ta haff valu meel wif cheezeburgers. cans haff dcaf koffees sins teatyme is over nao?
Teetyme an dinnertyme ober – but itz suppertyme nao! Ai can has cheezontoes an sum coco, yu wont sum tu?
fank yoo vairy mush Ambercat, ai lubs cheezontoes. but not be vary beeg phan uf coco cuz 2 sweet fur me. ai cans keep habbin decaf koffees an if joo maik da cheesontoes, ai cans maik aplecrisp fur desert an we kins share suppertyme!
Ooh, lubly! Yu wont wustersorce on yur cheezontoes?
wats dis heer sos? mebbe jus liddle or a liddle gray poop on.
Do want chedr cheez on mai aplecrisp! yu tu?
Teehee; Lee and Perrins Worcestershire is, teknikally anchovy katsup, but taht sounds pleh! Iz a sorta spicey sorce, gud wit cheez an lodes ob udder stuff. Wats teh gray poop? Sownz lyk sumwun has teh gallstones; taht gibs yu gray poop!
Cheez wit appuls awlways gud!
I fink gray poop-on is deejohn musturd but frum Franns or sum uvver cuntree. “Grey Poupon”
is vairy gud an wai betr dan merican musturd.
ai reely nowed about teh sors, but ai had teh frend hoo wud alwais say: “what’s this here sauce?”
ai not nowed it wuz anchovy katsup! sounds pleh but ai akshully laik it an Pearl an Elvis mite laik teh flavur if ai tell dem it haf teh fishies innit.
Ai onlee lernt reesently itz anchovy katsup – Ai trie nawt to tink taht wen I yoos it!
ambarkat, u cracks me up
“wats teh gray poop”
s’eleventy minnits abter meednites an’ ai’s LMAO!!!
tihs is whut happens wen u leeve teh ICHC fur tu lawng, yu com bak an hav no ideer whut jus happened.
neber min, gascat. Ambercat and me air habbin cheezontoes an coco an sum oder stuff. yu wants sum supper wif us?
yu donut has to be ober 21 fore teh cheezontoes!
ob course I will be haben teh cheezentoes!!!
ifn it be whut ai tinks et ees, ai has it fur breakfast a lot!
Cheez fore brekfast?! R yu mad! Oar just Yuropeen?
nawt mad (i dun’t theenk) an deffinetly nawt yurreeepean.
ai jus lurves teh cheeze!!
ai akshooly lerned et frum momcat, ai git moast of taht kind ov ting frum her.
Cheez fore brunch, lunch, arfternoony tee, nrsry tee, dinner an supper – AWL gud. Cheez fore brekfast – PLEH! Iz just rawng; lyk letting yur kitteh dryv teh car, yu mite as well fyr a gun into a croud – err, tink Ai got confussed a lidl!
awkshooly, I readz bout cheez toas in sum british buk sumewher, sos I tries it. It beez gud! fursty toaty bread den put in mic rowav wif slic ub gud chedda cheez anz warmz it upz. maks gud ” on da roadie” brekfast.
yuz nao kidz anyfing u does deh haz two try, daz how gascat got started…
Naow herz gascats “secert” himz ackshowly prefers pizza fur breakfas!
momcat
iz troo!!!
Iz bedder unner teh grill (broiler?) cuz tehn teh cheez goez a bit crispy. nom nom nom!
ouuuu! nom, nom, nom! I canz haz broiling fingy? wud oben wurk?
momcat
man, dis thred be maekin meh hungree!
Mai favourites brekfastes iz deh croissant, grapes ahnd deh sawft cheezes lik deh brie or deh chevre(goat cheez is much win wit pears and grapes) drink teh expresso or deh latte wit dat. so yum. nomnomnomnom!!!!1!!
Glory, yoo be French? Dat sounz liek a verreh Frenchy brekfast. Sounz verreh gud, tho. Yoo makin me hongry.
D’oh! I been gone 3 mos. an missed ALL KINDS of stuff … lyk teh dancing ting … musta been a good won! Neow all the In jokes go pffffft! rite ovr my hed! Serves me rite…
Ai know, ai know. It’s turribal. If u miss even wun day, sumthing has happened. Akshullee, things r kinda exciting around heer.
If u has tiem (and it will taek taim, I know), u shud go bak to ketchup. DivaGeek did sum spetakular “Mr Kitteh Goes to Washinton” things, we had the whole “hed splort” stuff frum teh kyootness. Shera (kittehvet) even took a pikshoor ov her kitteh wearin teh chicken hed rubbar glub (with drawing on it), which r now worn to protekt the braynes wehn the heds explode.
An we got a whole teem ov volunteer (ManfredMom is in charge) peeple helpin out. And the lolspital with teh Hed Splort Recovery Ward.
eneway – I suggest u put awn the CHRG (wdoi) befoar u start, becuz there’s a awful lot ov reelee funnee stuff bak there.
My pic of Julie with the CHRG(wdoi) never even made it to the voting page. I wonder if they did not get the joke. I wonder if they read the comments.
i wuz kinda disappointed
Shera – duzn’t it take sum tiem fur a pikshoor to maek it to teh voting page. Ai thot meny peepl said tehy had submitted pikshoors – and they wuz just in a lawng line waiting to maek the page. I’m nawt shur – i think Teho shud know becuz he knoes purty much everything.
We’ll ask as soon as we find him – or maybee he’ll find us!
Teho! come out, come out where ebeber u are!
wez awl fallz down wif out u!
olli, olli, ox in freez!
momcat
i nots noe teh innr wurkings of Cheezburgr Factree, sry
buts i wud gess u miet get sum moar infos heer:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/faq-on-submissions/
Thank u. Sorree taht we thinks u noes evereething – but u ALWAIZ at least points a direkshun. Meny ov us r just runnin around in teh dark heer. U, at least, seems to has a gud flashlite!
yez. is big halp.
http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00e398b6ba970004.html
Ai. . .ai. . .ai cud hardlee beleive mai ais. U has a flashlight – AND a pitchfork for an umbrella. It taeks mai breth away. Ai am awlmoast swooning frum utter delite.
i reedz dis siet a lots, u noe.
me beed yoo welcome back
(dat iz reelated to wan off preevyoos lolpics )
Iz totally looove yr neim Menopaws!
Tanks guyz! Thaz wots so nice ’bout Burgerland … peeps always glad to see u … unless u is troll or flamer or sumthin, in which case they kik ur azz!
Speakin of witch, my husban used to wurk wit a gurl an they wuz always jokin aroun an won day she sez to him, she sez: “I’m gonna kik ur azz, mountain-style!” An my husban said, “WOT? Hay, that soundz pritty gud!”
So LOLfrenz r gud peeps, but u cross ‘em an they will kik ur azz, MOUNTAIN-STYLE!
ROCKY MOUNTAIN STYLE!
staigt frum Colorodeo!
butz furst wez mak troll crawl up 14′er , den wez kikz der azz awl da waiz frum da top!
momcat
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/06/me-bid-u-velcom/
Velkum hoam, Meno!
value=5-7 hamburgrz not 10 he iz no gluton!! kthnxbai!~! ^U^
pardon me, do u haff any gray poop on?
duz u has any gray to poop on?
Oh yeh, bebeh! Gray harbls, I has them (on my HED … sheesh!)
Deez teen age kittehs needz tu be waitin fur meh wen eye pickz dem upz frum deh mall! Whut eye buyz de cellz fone fur?
“Ai’ll has a whoppur wid cheez, an a dubble whoppur wid cheez, and a Big Mac wid cheez, and a Jumbo Jak wid cheez, and a cheezburger… annnn… um… anudder cheezburger…”
Wud u lyk fries wit dat?
an dat valu meel 4 da kidz.
…Oh, and a small Diet Coke!
chez, chez, chez, chez,
chez, chez, chez, chez
lubly chez! wunerful chez!
momcat
(sed undar bref) bloody Vikats.
kitteh heers: bbelllcoom 2m gajkjij. canz i taek ur ordrr plz?
kitteh says: cheezburger, no fryez, nothrr cheezburger, mebbe fishie sammich?
kitteh heers: cud u repeeeet taht sirr?
kitteh says; cheezburger, cheezburger, fishees, cheezburger, no fryes, leev offs the foeleeage, plz.
kitteh heers: zckjko kjkes kjlptmlj $45 anz 783 sense.
kitteh says: wut
kitteh heers: kjkjmmnczxn ku809e3jkkn ji 990 dollers 7756 sense.
kitteh says: wutevvvrrrrr
and then?
ref phunee muvee fast fud scene in “dude, where’s mai car”
klassik!
NO AND THEN!!
Kyat not the only one that heers that at de drive-throo!
dijoo cawl meh jurkfayce?
nyce tybak cSmall
traffikashun controlashun vacashun inspekshun kitteh likes to play wit da car horn, beeep buurt, NO U SHUT UP HOOMIN!
LOL….dat wuz funneh!
cheezburger is no longer enuff for teh kitteh; dis why kittehs has teh oh-bee-city, cuz dey be demandin teh fries and drink.
plz to be soopersizin, btw.
ooooo, daaaaats wi mai Pearl kitteh has gots so phat (an not inna kuhl wai). I gibs herr no moar sodaz!
giver her die-it sodas. dey tastez pretty pleh, so she do not want dem enny moar. loose da wait. den she can nom-nom as meny cheezburgers as she like.
oh-oh! eben betterer. gibes her cheezburgers wifout da buns. (nope. nawt bunns wif eers – dey sumfing diffrent…) she no need da carbs!! Den she beez all fin an byootifull!
teh cheezburgers wifout buns air prittie mesie. she dragz dem around and den maiks cheez on everfing.
but ai needs a solu.. soala…anser to dis problim. She is carb luvver, fur shure.
oh. elbis, i bet she r byootifull in everfing she eets!! mebbeh doan putz da musturd on – dat stanes. butt kitteh hasta has ….. catsup!!
burger on a boat. like da plastik boats from wendys. dat’s hao i duz MAI cheezburgers (wen i r avoidin da carbs) (wich be onlee sum ovda time).
awl haz a frosty- holdz da cup……..
momcat
um, sry, we dun carri dat nymoar. ew now hav: Sooper Happee Mega Mealz.
As a seminary school dropout and former choir member, i will attempt to merge the theme of the value meal with the theme of the jeezus kitteh
blessed am teh cheezburgrz foar tehy am tastee and nootrishus
blessed am teh kitns, foar tehy maek many hedz splode from teh kyoot
blessed am tohse hu feed teh hungry kittehs, foar az u feed, so shal u nom
blessed am tohse hu giev teh straez foarevur homez
Loev ur kitteh az ur self
If kitteh shud hyliet ur left shoo, offer kitteh ur riet shoo as well
If ur harbls offend u, kut tehm off, better taht kitteh should be nootered oar spaed tahn to haev moar straez
and If kitteh axsz u foar one cheezburgr, giev kitteh two
Fuzzee tummees, snorgles and foreber homes; thees tree abyde, but teh gratest ob thees – is kitteh loevs!
Teh Meow-titoodz, even.
beCatitudes, prhaps?
U might enjoy:
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Exodus_1
If that link is the sux, just try http://www.lolcatbible.com … is very awesome!
Menni,
I LURVE IT!!
And I lurve joo too!!!!
I lurve joo bak! I cannots taek credit for teh link … my sketchfu fren Rynnakat turned me onto it and I lurved it lots … jus had to share … peace, lurv and cheezburgers for all!
meno,
so gud to see u bak heer! I fink a hole nu grup heer wud lyke to hear ’bout sketchfu, at which u is bery skylled. hope u stik arown.
whirled peas to us!
Hai july! I talked about it a few posts bak …. there’s a link to it on ICHC (“see more links” … it’s at the bottom of the list under lolcats/loldogs), witch is how I found it an got sucked into the Big Pink FuMachine! Watch out … is highly addictive! And thank u for the cheers
Peas on earth!
I went to teh lolbible site yesterday….and I keep going bak….they have already translated lots and lots….it will take a while to read!
Happy Halloween everybodee!!
i fink iz onlee rite 2 meld dem bofe. dey bofe “save”!!
(mebbe i goes 2 perdishuns 4 dat.)
Oh Crapture – taht iz reelee byootiful. and so. . . just hao I think we awl feel. So beyootifllee expressed.
An den teh kitteh blessd teh fuds and fed teh 5000 kittehs.
AHMEN
AHMEN!
mos excellen post!
all da tuna, all da tuna, all da tuna, ceilingcat ourz gusshyfud tin iz surrenderd fur uz, der four lettuce keeps da feas!
all da tuna, all da tuna, all da tuna
momcat
Crapture….dat wuz wun of teh lovleeist fings I haz red latelee! Fank yu!
Yesh.
a numbur elebentee seben valyoo meel plz?
And a kittehnip pie. Maek it too.
How manee ded mowsies?
Munee? whut r munees?
I typed this in English with perfect grammar and spelling.
Gud foar U!!!
Nao does like dis!
It r fun to speek(spellz)
Like a kinnigarter summatiem!
And?
If you are telling us that English is a second language for you, then congratulations are in order; otherwise my reply is…”And your point is????”
Where is my comment? I wrote one, I swear!
Got eeted coz no unnerstan your grahma an spellin
HONKHONK
I beleevs kittehs alwaes has teh rite of wae!
iz dry vin BMW iz bedder dan u!
nose, u will get fattee.
Menopaws, dat link iz da bestest link evar!!! I laffed mai but ov.
Mai kittehs luved it 2. =^..^=
So glad u lykd it, kittythud!
did doze 2 goggies in dat blu car luk lawst tu u?
*smacks door opun*
Hey! Whars teh dantz!!??? I cant fines it!!
Dantses rite here…
(Mai feets is a little worn out, doe…winks at naitkat
)
whoaa wat en entrans!
Iz dantzin too awl wai from older lolpic butt wiff out shooz an I gotz hear on me feetz from awl da kittehs hangin round an Iz slidin cross da room wheeeeeee
Teik shooz off Kath Iz awsm!
Dantzin is da noo black in heer, walkin is so pleh atm
We r teh dansin fuuls, we r! I am finking of doin a Old Lady Limbo….wanna join? We just raise teh broom over r heds cos we kan’t ben bak so good no mor!!
Donut wowy aboot broom hait and donut bend yoo back. Da haiest form of laif in yooniverse iz on awl foors an wee shood doo dat too
Espeshualy aftr awl dose beerz up der
*hic*
hoo said dat?
dag.
I missd a beer?
pleh.
an Nsted of hamburger i can has cheezburger? kthx
an Nsted of fryes i can has cheezburger? kthx
an Nsted of drink i can has cheezburger? kthxbai
Ooh, dis custumer. I gonna put a doghair on his cheezburger.
Darn paw-purr-razzi photofic… photogar… taked pikshur of me again! Do not want!
I can has private laif? (At leas’ one of de nine I gots?)
kthxbai.
paw-purr=razzi wunnerful wrd!!!!!
O hai, draivin kitteh! Wun kweshtun – how u can reech teh petals 2 dribe teh car?
Kitteh haz nuther kitteh tu wurks teh peddles.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/01/wich-peddel-makez-us-not-go-2-vet/#comments
Koneko!!!
Ai had forgotted awl dis!
Akshully… ben meanin 2 say dis…
Ai likez ICHC bestest wen it b a litl nawty!
U iz awl sweet peepz… butt… teh nawty iz mor fun!
ok 2 kwestun: I can has ride to cheezburgr playce next tyme?
Beder mak dat xtra bigg cheezburger
Uh, let me get a num’er 3 wit no cheez, no maynayze, no unyuns, no kachip an no lettis. An a larj Koke, no ise, an ekstry napkin pleev? An du u still has dat game wheres we win a bilyun dolers?… Noo?…
Okey, jus gib mee some moostard.
“Oh, man, I think we were supposed to turn back there… Truck? What truck?”
Kin you bleve these freakin toorists? HEY Learns to drive kthxbai
it is so cute. although i am a dude its is still funny. and if u got a problem with that e-mail me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi!!