Emo Cat Needs Lovez
Emo Cat Needs Lovez
picture: http://www.yeeta.com/_Amazing_Animal_Photo_Gallery-maxspeed017, lol caption: Mike
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Say it with me - Awwwww……
Kans we du teh Awwwwwww danz?
Ai’s awlreddy doin teh “Ooowww!!!!!!!!” dans; doez taht cownt?!
I is dewin teh dants ub teh Dying Swan…
/dis widdo kitteh face is breakin mah hart
Dis bebbeh has teh saddist fase I haf evur seen!!! Evurbuddee danse, mebbee we kan cheer him up!
*twirlz twirlz danz n danz n gitz bery dizzee*
Can we has “C’mon get happy” song for happy dants?
WAIT!! WAIT!! I know I’m late but I have the purrfekt danse - Princess Mu thought it up teh other day, but we were alreadee dansing. I got to go get it. BRB.
Princess Mu did this based on Lynn’s furstee poem from Patrick Stewart Kitteh. If THIS duzn’t make liddle kiitteh happee, I think there may bee no hoep. Remember, we r in a byootiful meadow ov flours, and teh sun is shining - blue sky and floooooffy white clouds - gentle breeze blowing.
The Awwwwwwww shud turn to AHHHHHHHHH.
k soeh ebri one gatheuer togevur
and frolick abowt beautiflee
den lai n da sun a bit
(awl ov dis , a corse, okkuruing
n our medow)
preen, stretch, nap
frolick beatiflee again
snorgle an schmoo an smile
Dat is hao kittehs
celebrate i beleeve
Dat iz absoluutlee beeutiful, Janet….iz dis what day call teh interpretif dansin??? Jus tryin it is makin me happitail!!
Yoo hazn’t libbed till yoo haz seen a woodchuck frolick an preeen!
Dis is fun!
*ahem* just askin. Kin you also snorgle and smoooo?
I is also enjoying watching u frlock an preen. So nice heer with teh gentle breezes and teh lovelee flours swaying genltee heer in teh Princess Mu Meadow, isn’t it.
Wehn we’re dun we kin awl go over to teh outdoor cafe n hav beverajes and awl kinds ov treets, including (special fur Kathleen) PARFAITS!
ok. i gotz to ax, cause i benn usin da wurd, an i onlee hopes i hasn’t been using it rong: smoo. duz dat means “smoo-ch”? i usally unnerstans da meenings fru kontext - butt sumtimes getz it wopper-jawed…
*head pops up*
Parfaits?
I saw teh Jeesus Kitteh thread disuppeered. I wuz watchin dat sweet muviee Teh Godz Must Be Crazee, so if dere wuz a flame war, I missed it.
Makez mee sad too tink peepuls cant bee nice and keep rude commentz to demselfs in dis nice place.
Now I needs dat parfait an happy dants.
J4K!tanks fur remembering da danse! I’m glad it was njoid : )
*frolik frolik frolik*
i will love you, little emo kitteh
iz will luv emo kitteh too, but den emo kitteh will ne3d bath, Bcause mi hed explod frum deh kewtness all ober emo kitteh…
sigh…
Awwww. Dont cri kitteh. I luvs u.
doan crai. sumday u gets cheezburger…
(member dat lolpic?)
Lyfe iz so hard an luv so fleeting……….
tru dat…
I sed “I can has cheesbrgr?” an tehy sed “nao”.
an tehn ai wuz sad . . .
but tehn awl mai LOLfrens caym an snorgled me! Hoo cud reesist snogling tihs wun, sooooo sweet an snoglishus an…*splort* Oops!
CCC….Kleen up on aisle four!!
Luks liek Amber fergots hur bubber glub wif deh drohings.
Ut oh…an I didz too! Luk oOOOUUUTTTTTTT!!!!!
*splort*
Darnz it! Lief iz tuff wiffout hed.
Nawt to werry, Darrkwolff. CCC is heer - we cleens everything up and puts u bak together. Fur a wile, we taeks u to teh Hed Sport Recoveree Room, and u can watch teh peepls dansing awn teh meadow thru the beeg piksoor window.
Oh, an heer is choklit bar (cad-berry) and floofee blankie.
omg, dat mak me wanna cry …
I luvs u, emo kitteh!
AWWWW! i will give him snuggles.
Winter nau, many snows. Kitteh cold and wet
I heard a sneeze, he shudder naow — I take him to da vet.
Sad it is, indeed I cry for my lil pet
But wif da love dat I provide….he will get better yet!
okay…….well……..I tried……..Frost I am nawt. :D)
gayla, dat wuz berry nice. iz tuffer 2 rime da wurds dat dusnt end wif “-ee”.
gud fing u r nawt frost. ur kittehs wud freese…
lol tru :D) tanks!
awww…ai weel luvz emo kitteh. n ai weel hugg him n skweez him n naym him jorj.
emo kitteh, i has loves for u,specialy copper eyes
mai hed asplodin!1! *raps duck taep arond hed* dere…nao ai kin widstand teh kyootness n poing..pongyc…the tuchingness ov dis bebbeh kitteh
Oh noes! I halp you cleen ur brayns, essept fur myne gonna go tu….Oh…OH NOES…….*SPLORT*………….
……..hmmmmm……….dats wut I get fur lurkin alwayz nd not postun vry mutsch.
I can still snorgle emo kitteh wif essploded hed, ryte?
u becha. jus tri 2 keepz ur branes owt ov ur eyz.
Sumbuddee get Sara a CHRG(wdoi), kaiplzthx!
Oh tank u all so vry mutsch!
*wypes braynes awt of ayes*
Nao we kin get down tu sum seereus snorglin’ tyme wif emo bebeh kitteh!
We can haz groop snorgle wif teh emo???
o yes!!!! iz a wundurful happi ideea fur kyoot and snorgly timez! Gud ideea Crazy!! Becuz hoo don luv snorgles…speshully if himz a emo bebeh!
Cmmon ebbrybuddy!!
*Squeeze*
heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy dag nabbit u sqquished us so hard sombody pooted…..that’s jus wrong!
LOL….yeh, but it wuz fun ennywayz!!
hehe
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/07/alright-who-farted/
which is which of yu guys?
*handing sara CHRG(wdoi)*
heer go. prof..porph…jus in caze for nest tiem.
Oh much awsum thx tu u awl! Dat duz has a tend…tan…tende….dat duz hapenz tu me lotz. U has much clevrness!
akshly teh hed-splortin is gud 4 u, liek xzersice. particly wen teh brains picks up teh cat hairs fm where tey splorted to– DO NOT clean b4 reassembel– evvyting iz better wif cat hairs in!
besmall….but den I has fuzzy thinkeeng, rite?
which leeds tu fuzzy lawgic
HAAAAAY!!11!
*poynts*
ITS TEH GUD TWIN!!!
welcum 2 le chat BeSmall!!
kitteh hairz..dunt leeve hom wifout dem
kitteh hairz..CANT leeve hom wifout dem!
esspeshully dezert!
i can has cheezburger?
liddo kitteh, wif a face like dat, u can hab ennee damm ting u pweeze.
You can has cheezburger and anything else you want sweet cuddly emo kitteh,
I think this be happy cat before he discovered cheezburgers.
Go on, Emo kitteh…rite sum bad poetry n putz it on ur myspace paig.
Lissen 2 sum Evanessence, dye ur hare, n u feelz bettr.
kitteh angst…let me show u it
Cuz ahm BORRRRKEN whin ahm LOOOOOOONSUMMMMMM
An ai doant feeeeeeel RIIIIITTTTEEE whin chezburgr’s GOOOOOONNNNN AWAE
Ai tink hims beyond Evan Essence an rite up to Lennerd Cowin!
Luv iz not a viktree marsh
is a cold and is a borken howlaylooyah…
I lubs dis tune, though de song iz soo sad.
so…. r i emo-middelage ladee?? i likes evan essense and lenard co-in. (mong uvvers) i knows i crais eezy….