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Say it with me – Awwwww……
Kans we du teh Awwwwwww danz?
Ai’s awlreddy doin teh “Ooowww!!!!!!!!” dans; doez taht cownt?!
yes it duz
I is dewin teh dants ub teh Dying Swan…
/dis widdo kitteh face is breakin mah hart
Dis bebbeh has teh saddist fase I haf evur seen!!! Evurbuddee danse, mebbee we kan cheer him up!
*twirlz twirlz danz n danz n gitz bery dizzee*
Can we has “C’mon get happy” song for happy dants?
WAIT!! WAIT!! I know I’m late but I have the purrfekt danse – Princess Mu thought it up teh other day, but we were alreadee dansing. I got to go get it. BRB.
Princess Mu did this based on Lynn’s furstee poem from Patrick Stewart Kitteh. If THIS duzn’t make liddle kiitteh happee, I think there may bee no hoep. Remember, we r in a byootiful meadow ov flours, and teh sun is shining – blue sky and floooooffy white clouds – gentle breeze blowing.
The Awwwwwwww shud turn to AHHHHHHHHH.
k soeh ebri one gatheuer togevur
and frolick abowt beautiflee
den lai n da sun a bit
(awl ov dis , a corse, okkuruing
n our medow)
preen, stretch, nap
frolick beatiflee again
snorgle an schmoo an smile
Dat is hao kittehs
celebrate i beleeve
Dat iz absoluutlee beeutiful, Janet….iz dis what day call teh interpretif dansin??? Jus tryin it is makin me happitail!!
Yoo hazn’t libbed till yoo haz seen a woodchuck frolick an preeen!
Dis is fun!
*ahem* just askin. Kin you also snorgle and smoooo?
I is also enjoying watching u frlock an preen. So nice heer with teh gentle breezes and teh lovelee flours swaying genltee heer in teh Princess Mu Meadow, isn’t it.
Wehn we’re dun we kin awl go over to teh outdoor cafe n hav beverajes and awl kinds ov treets, including (special fur Kathleen) PARFAITS!
ok. i gotz to ax, cause i benn usin da wurd, an i onlee hopes i hasn’t been using it rong: smoo. duz dat means “smoo-ch”? i usally unnerstans da meenings fru kontext – butt sumtimes getz it wopper-jawed…
*head pops up*
Parfaits?
I saw teh Jeesus Kitteh thread disuppeered. I wuz watchin dat sweet muviee Teh Godz Must Be Crazee, so if dere wuz a flame war, I missed it.
Makez mee sad too tink peepuls cant bee nice and keep rude commentz to demselfs in dis nice place.
Now I needs dat parfait an happy dants.
J4K!tanks fur remembering da danse! I’m glad it was njoid : )
*frolik frolik frolik*
i will love you, little emo kitteh
iz will luv emo kitteh too, but den emo kitteh will ne3d bath, Bcause mi hed explod frum deh kewtness all ober emo kitteh…
sigh…
Awwww. Dont cri kitteh. I luvs u.
doan crai. sumday u gets cheezburger…
(member dat lolpic?)
Im sooo laat. Conga-rats awn teh nawt-sekund, Kyevan!
Lyfe iz so hard an luv so fleeting……….
tru dat…
I sed “I can has cheesbrgr?” an tehy sed “nao”.
an tehn ai wuz sad . . .
but tehn awl mai LOLfrens caym an snorgled me! Hoo cud reesist snogling tihs wun, sooooo sweet an snoglishus an…*splort* Oops!
CCC….Kleen up on aisle four!!
Luks liek Amber fergots hur bubber glub wif deh drohings.
Ut oh…an I didz too! Luk oOOOUUUTTTTTTT!!!!!
*splort*
Darnz it! Lief iz tuff wiffout hed.
Nawt to werry, Darrkwolff. CCC is heer – we cleens everything up and puts u bak together. Fur a wile, we taeks u to teh Hed Sport Recoveree Room, and u can watch teh peepls dansing awn teh meadow thru the beeg piksoor window.
Oh, an heer is choklit bar (cad-berry) and floofee blankie.
omg, dat mak me wanna cry …
I luvs u, emo kitteh!
AWWWW! i will give him snuggles.
Winter nau, many snows. Kitteh cold and wet
I heard a sneeze, he shudder naow — I take him to da vet.
Sad it is, indeed I cry for my lil pet
But wif da love dat I provide….he will get better yet!
okay…….well……..I tried……..Frost I am nawt.
)
gayla, dat wuz berry nice. iz tuffer 2 rime da wurds dat dusnt end wif “-ee”.
gud fing u r nawt frost. ur kittehs wud freese…
lol tru
) tanks!
Gosh, Gayla – I can’t believe I missed your . . .poem. It’s so KYOOOOOT! It’s teh kind ov trai that puts the real big smilees awn our faces!
awww…ai weel luvz emo kitteh. n ai weel hugg him n skweez him n naym him jorj.
emo kitteh, i has loves for u,specialy copper eyes
mai hed asplodin!1! *raps duck taep arond hed* dere…nao ai kin widstand teh kyootness n poing..pongyc…the tuchingness ov dis bebbeh kitteh
Oh noes! I halp you cleen ur brayns, essept fur myne gonna go tu….Oh…OH NOES…….*SPLORT*………….
……..hmmmmm……….dats wut I get fur lurkin alwayz nd not postun vry mutsch.
I can still snorgle emo kitteh wif essploded hed, ryte?
u becha. jus tri 2 keepz ur branes owt ov ur eyz.
Sumbuddee get Sara a CHRG(wdoi), kaiplzthx!
Oh tank u all so vry mutsch!
*wypes braynes awt of ayes*
Nao we kin get down tu sum seereus snorglin’ tyme wif emo bebeh kitteh!
We can haz groop snorgle wif teh emo???
o yes!!!! iz a wundurful happi ideea fur kyoot and snorgly timez! Gud ideea Crazy!! Becuz hoo don luv snorgles…speshully if himz a emo bebeh!
Cmmon ebbrybuddy!!
*Squeeze*
heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy dag nabbit u sqquished us so hard sombody pooted…..that’s jus wrong!
LOL….yeh, but it wuz fun ennywayz!!
hehe
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/07/alright-who-farted/
which is which of yu guys?
*handing sara CHRG(wdoi)*
heer go. prof..porph…jus in caze for nest tiem.
Oh much awsum thx tu u awl! Dat duz has a tend…tan…tende….dat duz hapenz tu me lotz. U has much clevrness!
akshly teh hed-splortin is gud 4 u, liek xzersice. particly wen teh brains picks up teh cat hairs fm where tey splorted to– DO NOT clean b4 reassembel– evvyting iz better wif cat hairs in!
besmall….but den I has fuzzy thinkeeng, rite?
which leeds tu fuzzy lawgic
HAAAAAY!!11!
*poynts*
ITS TEH GUD TWIN!!!
welcum 2 le chat BeSmall!!
kitteh hairz..dunt leeve hom wifout dem
kitteh hairz..CANT leeve hom wifout dem!
esspeshully dezert!
i can has cheezburger?
liddo kitteh, wif a face like dat, u can hab ennee damm ting u pweeze.
You can has cheezburger and anything else you want sweet cuddly emo kitteh,
I think this be happy cat before he discovered cheezburgers.
Go on, Emo kitteh…rite sum bad poetry n putz it on ur myspace paig.
Lissen 2 sum Evanessence, dye ur hare, n u feelz bettr.
kitteh angst…let me show u it
Cuz ahm BORRRRKEN whin ahm LOOOOOOONSUMMMMMM
An ai doant feeeeeeel RIIIIITTTTEEE whin chezburgr’s GOOOOOONNNNN AWAE
Ai tink hims beyond Evan Essence an rite up to Lennerd Cowin!
Luv iz not a viktree marsh
is a cold and is a borken howlaylooyah…
I lubs dis tune, though de song iz soo sad.
so…. r i emo-middelage ladee?? i likes evan essense and lenard co-in. (mong uvvers) i knows i crais eezy….
beyond Lennerd Cowin, dat’s cowboi junkeees-sads.
yay furr cowboi junkeeees!
refreshingly depressing…
“it b de kain uv nait datz so kold, when u spit, it be freezin b4 it hitz da graond…”
cuz cheepz hao u feels?
“mizgydid aimjul” is all-tiem faev of mien. i has all kiynds of gud memries rownd dat toon. on teh othr hand, dat Neel Jung sawng dey coverd–powdarfeengr?–allus maeks me feel jus playn recchid.
okz-
awr wez reddi to sing?
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done.
Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It’s easy.
There’s nothing you can make that can’t be made.
No one you can save that can’t be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time
It’s easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
There’s nothing you can know that isn’t known.
Nothing you can see that isn’t shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be.
It’s easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
sry song too gud in nonlol speak, Iz not gud enuf to messes wif purrfection…
momcat
Dat iz wun ob my mostest favritt Pawl McCatney sawngz.
Pore kitteh. Do vizits ans plai at air haus to feels wai bettr. Elvis makes u fele vairy happee agin an he laiks yu!
and then they said i was going to have to have surgery to get them removed!!
i was told it was so i could be a happier healthier kitteh. i’d be much happier if i could keep them.
vets! who needs them?
Awww! Id be kai – u c – naut even miz em!
I can has repost? Can anyone else not see the picture?
nm
lol dudes…. *hides uner chair*
ummmmmm . . .Gayla? Wai r u hiding uner chair?
I wasn’t hiding…..that is where I found dudes….cuz he was awl like oops never mind….lol
oh ??????
Nobunneh luvs me
Ebery bunneh haets me
Giss isle goes eet wurms…
big ones fat ones juciy ones….etc (don get me started!)
)
I noe all teh werds. Butt I doan liek wurms.
nobadi noes da truble Ib seen
nobadi noes butz ceiling catz….
nobadi noes da truble Ib seen
glory catch a tuna……
sumtimes Im up wif velco cat an sumtimes I down wif meateor cat
yez, sumtimes Im almos on da groun wif depresshun cat
oh yez ceiling cat still
nobadi noes butz ceiling catz….
nobadi noes da truble Ib seen
glory catch a tuna……
momcat
Momcat – taht is brethtakinglee brethtaking! “glory catch a tuna” LUVS it!! Ai just admire so ENYwun hoo can do this. Is nawt in mai powr, alas.
tank you!
I lubrs yur postes sos no feelz bad.
I neber new itz but i grewz up lolspeakin-
mai made in name wuz “Rankin” an wez cawled it “Rankinez”
der isn nofen eber said butz whatz mai fambili culdnt twiste it sum haow!
momcat
Pic is gonez!
Is back. Am happy.
YAAAAAYYYYY!!!
Oh noes! Is gonez again. Invisibobble emo cat.
Now is bak. Mus be Cheshire cat. Or cat wifout a grin. I snorgles him. *snorgle snorgle smoo smoo*
Emo cat in need uf luv has kum to teh rite place!
teh doctorcat is IN
Emo-shunal help, 5 centz!
Emo cat gots no munny – hez kitteh. Needs soshul serviss kittehs halp him for nussing.
Dats hao it shood awlwis bee fur kittehs.
Oh yesh, I only charges teh peepls fur teh emo-shunal help. I is trrained wif teh famous sike-iatrist Lucy of Peanuts. She teached me wut to puts on mah shingle.
Kittehs snorgled here fur free.
haz himz been lukin in awl da wong places?
momcat
Emo kitteh sullkes an dizapears…den reapears hopin’ foar teh empaf, emapf…sumwun feewin’ sadlee *wif* him…
Mah kitteh duz luk lyke dis!
Her luks so seriwus an I wantz te cwy… but I picks her up and gibs her kissehs an cuggles til she purrs… wanna do same fur dis kitteh!
Em… can I has cleanup cart?
I no can see emo kitteh! Youz awl seemz tu bee able tu seez him. Stoopy puter!
Yeah, me needer. But I wud still gib him lots of snorgles and smooz, and mennee, mennee kitteh cookees.
i hopes u can sees him nao. pretty gray kitteh-kat. berry yung. copper eyses. sad fayce. he need cheezburgers pretty bad nao. can hardlee keep on keepin on…
iz so bad, i fink i needs a hug nao, mahseff!!
Awwwwwwww!!! I gotz luvz for ya
I feelz ur payne emo kitteh
Cheer up, emo kitteh.
Aye fink dat kitteh ober dere liek lieks u!
Taht’s wai he luks so worrid!
lol!1!
Whut kine trubblez can has zuch a kitteh of dis awsum many kewts? Mah lapz an mah kizzes, dey shal kumfrot u!
Bless him – just want to hug him and take hime home. Poor emo cat, hope he doesnt kill himself
hugz to emo kitteh
he is preshus puphle
mah eyez only seez
how chzbrgr deesappeerz
otter kittehs ebi day
*nomnomnom* chzbrgr away
..
how cans lives if chzbrgr no is…
taht remiines meh ov mah favorite yes song
“I’ve seen all good peopleturn their heads each day so satisfied I’m on my way”
lub dat sawng
YES!
Aw… Cheer up, emo cat
Wut yu carnt see: Vet inserting thremo…fermom…temprichur-tayker up kitteh’s a$$!! Nu Ai’d seen taht expreshun awn a kitteh fayce Bfor!
Ah…teh “wai ju let tehm doo dis tu me, mummy? I tot ju lubbed me” luk.
Makes mee tink of DIS picture:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/02/do-not-want-5/#comments
Yikes.
I not blame u, poor kitteh.
i lurves dat lolpic. dats whut mah kittehs duz when i kisses dem. butt i knows dey doan meens it – - – cause dey come right backs!! dey has kitteh sarcasms -let dem show u it…
Dis pitchur meiks me feel saad… :/ aaaw….
Meiks me wanna hugz an luvz kitteh, an ruffle kittehs hed!
I luvz u emo cat, I luvz u!!! *smurgle smurgle smurgle*
Dis widdl kitteh need lotz of empafy. Why so sad, widdl kitteh? C’mon. Panther’s gonna take you to Joe’s Cable Car. Dey gots da best burgers in San Francisco. I gets you one wif extra chz. An we can has shampane wif it too.
pour cat iz down in deh dumpz
Emo kitteh will go sit in a dark coffee shop and write abysmal poetry. Sad, depressed, deeply pained emo poetry.
but is can feels so much gud wen u bernz it awl in campfier, yeers laetr!
baibai owld lyfe.
iz muc bedda ideaz den puttn headz in oben…….
I wulda burneded mai awled poetry but fishykitti founded it an she wantz it. Shez eleben, bout righ age for da angst……!
momcat
Mai lyvejurnal.
Let meh show u it.
I can has Prozac pls?
Iz surry. No unnerstan Emo. What Emo, pleaze?
usually a sullen teen – sad in composure and thought – oh don’t forget DRAMA!
**Clears throat** Mai interpretashun of teh wurd “emo” always seems to be the OVERLYdramatic angst-ridden teen ….rite?
Short fur “emotional”
Nonono.
Iz short fur teh ‘emotive hardcore’.
Iz moosic genra.
Shoodn’t reelee be teh persun.
But sumwon domb done mayd it steryotyep.
):
axshuly gos further bak to beatniks – alwaz dress n blak
den hippies were da happee onez – dress n flouers n ty-dy
(noaws iz reellee daytes maiself!)
It’s a youth who has scrambled angst for breakfast, duh-RAH-mah for lunch, and self-pity for supper. Kind of like goth, for the new century!
For a very funny parody, see http://www.hopeisemo.com
saddest cat. EVAR.
disappearing reappearing disappearing emo kitteh is here to cornfuszule u.
(donna guud job I reckon)
go awai!!!
No! i neeeedz u!!!
go awai!!! u no understand me!!!
we neber tawk!!!
(halp! u drives us crazzzzz! we stillz lufs u emo kitteh)
kitteh iz borderline persunallidy dizordur?
no no no
onlee wif famblee peeps
iz kool wif frenz peeps
iz angstee teen
emo-shun-awl
Teh Kitteh iz sew cute it HERTS!
dis brek mai hart. tink sheltrs put Emo on sines, den no kittehs be in sheltrs.
den Emo be heerow, sad no moor.
emo ti kon..for teh sad kittehs
Again another sick caption, you can’t exploit a life style nor a music Genre. I hate how people who don’t understand someone say “oh you must be Emo” or better yet “you’re gay!!!” cuz thats the cool thing to do
BOOO TO THIS IMAGE
Sounds like you object to the caption, not the image.
umm . . . . I rly can’t find any wurds tu respond tu tihs . . .
r yu okay jesus?
huh, new dikshunaree wurd: emonoob.
Also, cheer up, emo kid. Emo cat doesn’t hate you.
Just everyone else.
emocat is sad about all the hate in the werld.
hating haters doesn’t fix them, and it hurts you. Your strong emotions are your own – you have no need of defending them. Of course, your opinion is your own as well, and if you don’t like the caption you should give it a resounding one burger.
A genre of music does not = a lifestyle. Poking fun at a lifestyle (or, what is more likely a born-in trait) such as homosexuality is crass, juvenile, and borderline hateful.
Poking fun at a genre of music does not = discrimination/hate because the ire is directed at the MUSIC, and not the person. If you identify with your favorite acts so closely that you equate those who deride them with homophobes, perhaps you need a serious reality check.
One act is slanderous and potentially leads to violent crimes of hate. The other is good-natured ribbing that only the most Emo of Emo kids would interpret as an attack on the mortally wounded recesses of their dark, injured souls.
Oh, and most people grow out of being Emo when they realize that not everyone’s out to get them. You can’t very well “grow out” of being homosexual.
Now go get a life, talk to a girl, and grow a sense of humor, you poltroon. It’s better than getting on a soapbox over a posting on a cat-based humor site (I note I have yet to see you object to the “buttsecks” postings–are we not poking fun at those who practice sodomy when we do that? Don’t THEY deserve to be defended too?). Seriously, take off the horn-rimmed glasses and get over yourself.
That will be all. (Curse you for your slow posting, ICHC! I’m going to go write really bad poetry about this!)
an attack on the mortally wounded recesses of their dark, injured souls
dat r awsum riting, bannoch.
wen i were yung dat’s hao i feeled. i identi-phied mutch wif da musik den, 2. i r much better nao… corse, i r almose 50. taked a lot of times 2 getted better.
jesus, u gonna get better, an den u woan feelz attakted. (an den u cans laff bout da funneh fings u useta say an do.)
*applause*
I luv u 4 dis, Bannoch. Truli. {:)
“poltroon” FTW
iz not unnerstand “ftw”. iz has nudder meening n iz noes u not meen dat!
for teh win!!! meens “izz da bestest!!” iz a gud fing.
fwhew! thx.
wut elz it meen???? nau ai needs no!
nebr min. iz liek wtf, but bakwurdz. gots it. *slow on the uptake today*
Wehn ai furst cayme heer, taht’s whut ai thot, too (teh bakwurdz). An ai wuz so puzzuleded. Wai r tehy saying taht, ai thot to maiself! Maed mee reelee gigglol wehn ai reelzyed whut it wuz.
yah! agrees! lubs dat wurd “poltroon” makz me wana go dragz out mai shakey sphear an fins sum mor! specially da tamen ub da shrew- katty rina had sum guddddd stuff!
momcat
iz dere a wai to gibs yoo moar dan fibe burgrs foar dis communt?
*bowz befur Bannoch*
What really chaps my hide is this tr0ll had hardly ever posted here, and prolly won’t read Bannoch’s awsum speech or my ranting tirade.
*sigh*
Im well aware that one can not simply grow out of being gay, considering I am gay myself. I just see it point less to poke fun at anything. There is a line one must draw with them selves and then say “I don’t think every one will like this” and then decided morally what is correct. You can compare Homophobia to the sheer misunderstanding associated with ignorance. the caption on this picture is what is ignorant. The picture it’s self is another priceless “Kodak Moment”. Personally I find it offensive because who ever made it likely has NEVER met, nor heard anything “emo” related, thus leading them to a false sense of humor. I do NOT need a reality check, that in itself is far from reality. The world needs the reality check. I have no problems admitting what is wrong and right. Nor do I have an issue with standing up for what I believe in. This Image’s caption is what I don’t support as either way its discrimination and that is NOT right. This site is a public site, not a site to insult others ways of life, or style. “emo” is both a Genre of music but its listeners follow the “emo” lifestyle so society tells us. And this to many is wrong.
To get right down to the nitty gritty, It isn’t wrong to make harmless fun of a picture “i.e. invisible stairs” but it isn’t right to exploit anyone, their way of life/ lifestyle, OR the choices they make. I think EVERYONE can agree with that
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7727553
bcuz nobudy f***s wif teh Jebus
Teho-
sumn wrong here- Iz tryn too gibs u FIVE burgers, but will no letz me votez.
Zo consider yurslf as habben a five burger raten…….
u iz soooo righ, da REEL jebus wud neber alow himz peeps to rant lik dis. An himz hadz sum opinionateded wuns lik da Paul.
yes, I churchcat
yes, I lubs eberbudi no madder what der colour or sesual preferencez or whadeber else.
I do not lubs peeps dat hurtz uber peeps feelnz. Hab to deal wif dat awl dais at wurk wif mai “castaway kidz”
zo ifnz uz gona namez yurself “Jesus”, wud u PLEZ actz lik himz?
momcat
miet be hispannik an sown liek “hay-SEUSS”.
buts i dowt it.
Well let’s all clear off then, and stop poking fun at the innocent cats.
If you see it pointless to poke fun at anything then why are you here? That’s what this site is all about. God forbid we have to take everything seriously.
Forgive me but your assertion that “who ever made it likely has NEVER met, nor heard anything “emo” related, thus leading them to a false sense of humor” is based on NO knowledge of who the person is or what their experiences are – i.e. it comes entirely from your own prejudices. Likewise “the world needs the reality check”.
If the caption were saying “Emo kitteh is an emotional retard who – like everybody else who is in any way associated with the genre – doesn’t deserve to have his views respected” then it would be offensive. But you seem to suggest that we should not make reference to “emo” because even mentioning it is offensive. That’s called censorship and is not generally viewed as a good thing.
Anyway sorry I’m wasting my time because of course you are right and it is the rest of the world that is wrong. Enjoy that attitude, but I think it will result in you being very lonely.
Oh and btw there’s a fairly large group of people who would find it pretty offensive that you call yourself “Jesus” – but I guess that’s their problem, huh?
Ok ignore that – must read all posts before commenting. Will rite taht owt a zillyun taims. Butt, still, eben if ju did nawt meen to offend – ju did bai teh yews ov tihs naim. So if sumwun offendz ju, remembr awlso laikely tehy did nawt meen tu. Ai maid tihs mistaik wuns and will nawt do so agayn. Ai shuts up nao.
ai has no problems wit yu standin up fur what yu beleeve in . . .
just PLEEZE be NICE about it.
Ooooooooo….wai oh wai is it so hard to ignore teh troll.
mebbe cause we lurves ICHC. mebbe we takes dat lipstix orf da goggeh in uvver lolpic an paints da trolls – gives dem beeeeeg happeh smiles. den dey look better, we feels better, an da life marches on.
(i was gonna say “life marches gaily on”, butt i just knows dat wud open a hole new bunch of postings an offensive-ness-takins…)
oooooh. i getz it nao. taked meh a wile.
trolls needs cheezburgers 2 4 da ferapeee.
so i doan gets bited – - i frow da cheezburger from heer. i gotta hole bag ov dem. [frow, frow, frow, frow, fr-]
Hey, mebbee if wee feeds dem reeeeelllyyy full uff cheezburgas dey will bee too stuffed too wiggul, much less fusss. Den dey will be like a slug.
an we eets dem ourseffs 2. we can firgits ourseffs – we needs cheeeeeeezburgers!!!! den we ALL fed an happeh!
Tee hee.
u sed wiggul.
I like dat werd in lolspeek!
like “butt wigguls ub doom?”
pleesed too gib u glee!
With a name like Jesus, I’d think you’d be alot more forgiving.
Oh and by the way if you really wanna get offended, go to the tag cloud and look under emo. There’s way more there to pi$$ you off.
AND who teh h3ll are you to say people don’t understand someone?
You my friend, have NO IDEA what you are saying.
Seriously, you say this caption is sick because it ‘exploits a lifestyle or music genre’… what about you you hypocrite? With a nick like “Jesus”, don’t you think there are some christians that might see that as a sick exploit of their religion?
Deer Jack – just wehn ai think cannawt get eny bedder – u duz! An taht u included teh happee dansers -well – it just maeks mai day! Thank u so much fur being u!
Oh fur heven’s sake! Sencond poast in as meny days ending up in the rong playce. Dis cleerlee goes under Jack’s poem!
butt – as long as I am heer. Everreebuddee duz know, du they nawt, taht in meny langwijes, “Jesus” is a norma, everyday nayme. So mite be nuthing heer.
And to u, Jesus. ummmm. To tell u teh trooth – ai do nawt know whut on erth u r talking about. Mai I guess? U r verree yung? Liek – maybee 16 or so?
Purrhaps u wud liek to explayn a liddle moar “whar u r coming frum?”
iz afrayd i dunt git it efer. What dus da capshun OR da kitteh has to du wif efer a liefstile or a music genre??? sumwun can splain plees?? Maybe iz tu old-almos 48.
*sigh*
WILL SUMWUN PLEESE PLEESE ESPLAIN DIS? I STILL DONT GET IT. IS I TO UNERSTAN DAT EMO = GAY?? IF SO, “JESUS”, MOST PEEPEL DONT KNOW THAT, SO DON’T ASSUME THAT SUMWUN IS DELIBERATELY MAKING FUN OF YOU. I DIDN’T KNOW IT, AND I DON’T APPRECIATE THIS WUNDERFUL SITE BEING ATTACKED BECUS U THINK URE BING ATTACKED!!!!
AN CHANGE UR SCREEN NAME. I FIND IT OFFENSIVE!!
ERIN
Ok, let me try to clarify a little, I won’t yell anymore. And probably I’m just restating what others already said. I did not know that there was a segment of society that used this as a classification of their lifestyle and preferences of music, etc. I’m sure that many others on this site did not either. Don’t assume you are being dissed. I feel insulted because you are assuming that you have been deliberately insulted. You have not. There have been a few things on this site that I have not really liked, but I don’t think that I’ve been deliberately insulted. Grow up a little, kid, and keep in mind that there will be all manner of things that you can be outraged about as you get older, and if you get upset at everything you won’t have energy to do anything else.
actually 18 so yes young far from stupid. and no I’m not a hypocrite, i’m simply saying what needs to be said. Jesus is a nick name I got from friends. and its stuck. If some one has a problem with it i will GLADLY change it just ask and it’ll change. I’m not here to troll so to speak. Im here to have fun like every one else.
Well, gud. That cleerz a lot up.
No, pleese dont think that ai, or enywun else thinks taht u r stoopid – or hypocrite. An ai lieks ur nayme – has nuthing to do relijun – is just a nayme.
But – o deer – whar to start. Pleese remember taht almost awl ov us wus wunz upon a tiem 18, so we DO know what it is liek. NOBUDDEE furgits bein 18. Fur moast of us, certainlee fur mee, wuz verree difficult tiem ov lief. An ai tell u, ai never again in mai lief wuz so smart and sophisticayted as ai wuz at 19.
It’s becuz we suddenlee feel adult – but reelee, we r so yung – an has so much to lern, but we don’t yet even know whut all there is too lern.
Ai don’t think ai’m explayning this very well. It’s just – u r, ai think, wun ov r youngest peepl, and teh rest ov us just see things differentlee.
Menee years ago, wehn ai started mai furst job, mai much older and wiser supervisor sayed – don’t go there and trai to change enything. First see how things werk, and wai they do it taht way. Wunz you reelee lern what is going awn, tehn, maybee, if u see how to do it bedder, u can do it. But first, u must know all about it and why they do it the way they do it.
Wise werds indeed. Has stood mee in gud stead awl ov mai life. And ai give them to u.
Befoar u get excited about sumething, see what is being done and wai. and NEVER assume ENything.
U will hardlee ever find a nicer groop ov peepl awn the fayce ov teh erth hoo r nicer tahn teh peepl heer. But they don’t like being attacked, and will bite back.
So, deer Jesus – please just reed teh comminz, get to know teh peepl and relax and enjoy yerself. U can lern a lot heer – ai certainlee have. Ai think u will become moar comfurtable – and have fun liek everywun else. And we reelee do have an awful lot of fun.
I did not think u were a troll. U just sounded to mee (u see, ai am – well – kwite old, so hav had plentee ov tiem to know lots of jung peeple thru the years) like a very jung person hoo sort ov misread teh intent of teh pkshoor and capshun.
There are layers upon layers upon layers of knowledge, and it takes a long time to get thru them. At 18, even if a genius, u are still just starting out on your journey thru life. Just don’t get too frustrated becuase u r still on teh first layer when others r several layers deeper. It just takes time. Which you’ve got (luckee u) a LOT of!
dank you jh4k-
youz awlwaz sayz fings so well.
Jesus, sumthin too naoi- yoouz not onli 18 years awld, gascat himz 18 too. Ifnz u wana seez dis sit thru da eyez ub an uber 18 years old- readz himz posts.
I not gascat, I momcat diffn person awltogeder….
momcat
I’m a bit over the hill and out of touch with social current events and trends. Therefore not aware that there was a self’idntified emo segment until Jesus’ pained complaint. I don’t think anyone here intended offense to any individual or group. I know I had assumed the term referred to the obvious emotionality of the photo’s subject. It is definitely more complex than that. see http://org.elon.edu/pendulum/Issues/2002/050902/Features/Emo.html
I hope Jesus wil stay around at least long enough to see the benign nature of this group of kind, intelligent and funny people. He isn’t a troll; just a young man who has been hurt enough to be defensive.
Well lukkee there. Still plentee to lern. thanks, dd – must say ai didn’t know that. thanks fur finding it.
so – Jesus – there u have it! Do stick around. ai don’t know how long you have been reeding here, but if you have just started, u might like (if you have time) to go bak to at least August and start reeding the comminz. It will take sum time, but then you will get to know moast everbuddy now heer and u will also know all of the “in” jokes.
U must be sumwhat like teh rest ov us (we liek to say we r a bit geeky and has teh stanj (meaning way ov looking at things), or u wuddn’t bee here to begin with. And moast everywun heer is amayzinglee smart.
yes, fank u dd. nao i hopes everybuddy feelin betterer.
My too sense heer? I think he doth protest too much! That is all…
Of my own religion? wow thats scary.
Well, yes, it is. Sumtimes u must ignore things. Peepl offen say things when they get excited taht they don’t reelee meen.
O – ai seem to be taking u under mai wing. Sorry. But in meny ways u remind mee ov a verree deer frend ov mine wehn he wuz 18.
huh? wha? don getz it…..
momcat
Up above. Molly’s comment about christians and religion. There’s a great line in “Emma” taht describes what Molly did, but -it’s escaping me at the moment. The essence of it is – Molly really shouldn’t have said it. Christians do NOT have a lock on the name Jesus. Half the boys/men in South America and Mexico are named Jesus. Well – that’s an exaggeration – but an awful lot of them are!
And, of course, no one should EVER attack someone’s name, be it real or nick.
I’m going to apologize to YOU for saying that than. To me Jesus is a very religious name, no matter how many men are named that around the world… I was mostly trying to make ‘fun’ of him saying the caption was an exploit of emo.
I still feel he has no right to decide what’s funny and what’s not, then again, maybe we should all just go “pleh, whatever.” and ignore it. I apologize to YOU for not doing that this time around, that was stupid of me.
Bye now. Have a good one.
Molly – taht is very big of u. Ai hoep u understand whut ai meen. Ai know this nayme has very speshul meny fur milyuns ov peepl – but to tell u teh trooth, this is whut ai find prettee skareee about sum peepl. U see, to u iand mee) s very religious name – but to otter millyuns ov peeple – is just another nayme. And – even today – a very common name.
But ai see whut u meen – he also duz nawt hav a lock on “emo” and we can also use it if we want to. And we weren’t making fun of IT – just teh thot ov teh kyoot bunnie with teh luk ov SOOOOOOO meny teenagerz we haz awl had to live thru and with.
And – lukilee – after it’s over – it’s prettee darn funnee!
OK – Jesus – bak to u fur a minute and then ai have to go to bed!
Sumhao ai missed ur second big speech. Taht also explained a lot to me.
First – a lot of people on this site are gay. Some r open about it, some not. It doesn’t matter. this may sound a bit stereotyping, but since it is also troo, I’m plunging ahead. Since i’ve been the music and theatre (professionally) almost all ov my life. Therefore, as you can well imagine, at least half of my friends are gay (or lesbian). Who cares? Well, they do, of course, because life is a little harder for them than it is for me. but things are getting better all the time.
Second – you did – YOU DID say that nobody understood – the emo thing and music. But believe me – we do. Moast of us have been there and dun that.
You know – its sort of like when u are in college, or even later 20s and ealier 30s, when it was fun to go to parties and stay up very late and sleep on other peepls floors and stuff. But after a while – well – you move on and it’s not fun any more. And worse, it hurts!
But the people hoo are just starting to do it look and us and think – o, those poor people. They just aren’t having eny fun any more. What they don’t realize – is that we have moved to the next level and are now doing different fun things. A level they, too, will probably reach eventually.
ANd THAT’S why this kitteh is funny. That sad little look – the “no one understands me” attitude. Whereas we do – really – we do. We have only to look at our former selves. And now we just wish we could put our arm around those still in this stage and give them some kind of comfort. But we’re usually rejected. And we also know, with just a bit of luck – it will pass!
Ok – i’m off to bed. But do stick around, Jesus. I really do think you will make many wonderful friends here. I have.
Janet, you definitely have a way with words. Jesus, please just sit back, listen to us old folks for a while and understand that we DO understand! You couldn’t PAY me to be your age again…too much emotional pain and suffering. You have inner strengths you have not yet begun to find…have a little faith.
Janet has said in an infinitely more mature way the same thing I was trying to say.
You will grow out of this, “White Knight,” stage of yours, and eventually realize that not all forms of humor amount to slanderous ridicule. Were that true, 98% of all comedians would be out of a job, comedy films would be virtually non-existent, most music would be banned… The trouble with humor is that it relies on caricaturing that which we find funny, which, often, is something or someone that is different from us or our way of doing things. Just because you laugh at something, that doesn’t necessarily mean you hate it.
As for having “no experience” with the emo scene–been there, done that one, was too smart to give myself the scars to prove it, but yes, I know what it’s like. Unfortunately, when I grew out of that pit of mindless self-focus and started looking around at all the people I’d pushed away and hurt because, “no one understood,” I started to REALLY dislike myself. The trouble here is that most “emo kids” that I’ve met tend to be arrogant pricks who’d rather whine about the raw deal the world has supposedly handed them than to get off their backsides and DO something about their situation. Worse, most of them come from well-to-do families who do love and care for them, and who provide for their every need (one of my very good friends through college was the definition of an emo hipster), and yet, somehow, “everything’s wrong.” Personally, I think it’s got something to do with them thriving on drama, and believing their supposed to be unhappy despite all evidence to the contrary, but I digress…
The bottom line here is that you’re equating picking on a genre of music that is usually followed by adolescents who (just like I was at one time) are incapable of controlling their emotional state due to a nasty fluctuation in their hormone levels. Most folks grow out of that, and laugh about it in later life. Being 18, as intelligent as I’m sure you THINK you are, you’re not quite to that level yet, so your hostility is understandable. But to say, “No, this is off limits,” because it has something to do with you or your way of life is more than just a little closed-minded, and it echoes the behaviors and beliefs of those who will try to limit YOUR lifestyle because of your self-admitted sexual preference.
Life’s too damn short to be so serious all the time. Laugh. Or if you cannot laugh, ignore it. The picture is what it is–your little crusade against intolerance (and can one be intolerant of a class of people who are, on the surface, intolerant of others, whom they see as “Conformists,” when they in fact just as guilty of conformity through dressing alike, wearing the same makeup, and listening to the same bands?) isn’t going to change that. It’s called personal responsibility–suck it up and deal, or find a more productive way to deal with it than grousing about it on a humor website; most of us will tell you to get back under your bridge if and when you do.
Also, “they’re supposed to be unhappy…,” not, “their.”
Ah iz sew glad ah didn’ tel no wun ah be eenglish purrfessorr before ah makez dat mystayke…
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D’oh!!!
As mai Daddee wud sai, wen Ai wuz yur ayge an doin teh hole Emo-ting: “Yur 15; yur ment to feel lyk taht”! Gibs it anudder 10 yers or so an yu’ll hav grode owt ob it. An teh reeson yur gettin such an eesy ride form teh peeps hear iz cuz we’ve awl bin tehre, dun taht. Sumtymes mor tahn wuns! Now eet sum choklit, paynt yur fingeh nayls blak, an plai yur musik rilly lowd!
Jeez, Jeebus. Git ober yerself. Is jus funny picksher and funny capshen. I tinks I speeks fr most ub us, and we all is kitteh lubbers an we noes kittehs so wellz dat wee sumtimes tink thay gots hoomin charac… carac… trates. So’s wee awl luks at da purty pickshers ub de purty kittehs wif da funni werds an we laffs. We laffs at da pickshers, nawt at da catz. An wee surtainly doesn’t laff at peepulls hoo ar hurtin.
agin, ivory bill, dats wunnerfull. i been finkin bout dis poor jeezus an i feelz bad dat hiz felins wuz hurted. butt den we awll gotz feelins and we awll gotz fings inside dat hurted us sum time. mebbe sum ov us has ben abused (just example), butt we doan made da beg fuzz bot da butt-sechs jokes.
i hope jeezus comes backs, an he r not afrayed 2 use hiz nick name. an i hope he r feelin betterer. mebbe he cans be emo wifout bein fraggil… i hopes so!!
Luks liek happeecat lost hiz happee.
emo kitteh is sad bcuz some of hiz noze dun falled off
flat-a-noze
Emo Cat needs
to take his medication plz kthx
Poar sadz gray Kitteh.
Hadz Cheezburgr awll staykd owt,
den summwun tookz it
Mowff awllz setz 4 Nom,
nom, nom. Suddenlezz, Kitteh
heerz t3h sowndz ub feetz
Mennee, mennee feetz!
Tappeeng. Dantzeeng awllz arrowndz
2 rayz himz spirritz
Kitteh laffz owt lowdz.
Phunnee “Keh… Keh… Keh” noyzez
maykz t3h lolfrendz smyle
Jack.
yu neber cease tu amayze me jack.
haow du yu cum up wit a poem fur neerly ebery pic?
jack is da win-ing-est hyooming bean!! allways sumfing nice 2 say – allways bout da lolpic – an in poetreh. smart wif hart!!! dats wai we lurves u, jack!!
teh emo kitteh haz teh serpryz becoz lolfrenz bringd moar cheezburgers! an pizza an lemonayd. an speshull gushi fud fer teh spezhull emo ket. a gud tym wuz had bai awl.
(yu rytz such gud poatree, jack. awlwiz full of win!)
an manee hugs an snorgles fur da kitteh! Wee wil wipes dat sad luk offen hims fayce an puts manee smiles der!
Meh to, Emo. Meh too.
yu cayme 2 teh rite site Rebecca!
(((((hugs)))))
Thnx!
We iz ful of lurvs here.
Wel, evriwun cept meh.
Ah bes angreh, arrogant kitteh.
Gray kat who owns me luks lik dis when treats she wants, or snogles, or when she use litrbux (privasee pls!).
I luvz u forevah and evah kitteh.
Ah, iz so kute!
(Oh and, please, make your comments, you know, readable)
Whut comminz iz it taht r nawt “readable?” U do know, du u nawt, taht we awl speek LOLcat heer. Tho if u duz nawt want to lern it, u mai speek English – or meny otter languijes. We can has lots ov HIGHLEE edumacateded peepl heer hoo can translayte almoast enething, if necessairee.
ohz, ifnz youz haz tribble understanden- go getz self babblefishy…
wez awl peeps frum awl ober da wurld, lolcat iz ourz esperanto, makz uz awl wun beeg happi fambli.
Don madder whoz u ar or wherez u be, tawlkin lolcat maks u part of wun wunerful community!
momcat
Oh kitteh.
Poor baybee.
C’mawn. gita in am lapz foar hugz an kees.
Den we goes an gitz a cheezburger.
Wurks fur me! Cheezburger therapy … yay!
nietzsche cat realizes that this is just a ride. nietzsche cat wonders what the point of a ride is, if it only a ride.
Cheer up, kitteh… at leest ur nawt Jeebus Kitteh
U meen kitteh hu make purrsunahl lyfe qwest 2 defend teh Emo, or kitteh hu mae or mae nawt be sun of teh devyne?
Eider way, ah nawt blaymz u fur makin’ dis distinkshun.
iz feelz dis wai eech tiem iz not winnin lott ree.
I gives emo kiddy lovez… so cayoot
Dis iz my favurite cheezburger uf all times!
what kind of kitteh?
Look lik British Shorthair too meh. Only nevr saw won so sad befour.
tahnx!
Awww. Snuggle!
Emo cat, like emo kids, needs a good kicking.
I think dis kind of cat is whut they call “Rushin Bloo.” He shur luks bloo to me!
Doan be sad, bloo kitteh! Remembur yu is supeeryur entitee an need onlee luk at silly no-tail primatez wif thumz to maek them yur slavez!! I is alreddy yr slave!! Haz a cheezburgur! Haz sammun! Haz ennything you likes best an I will snorgle and adore yu!
(Oh, an doan step in mah mushy brayne. It melted rite owt frum under teh rubur gluv an duck taep and plastic rap. Like in teh Indiana Jones moovee, kinda.)
No no, iz kitteh not Ruzzin, kitteh iz Britsh. Ruzzin kittehs are pointy face not sqarshy emo face.
I lurve my British shorthr kitteh – iz big eys, an snorgly snorgly furr. Make suggeshin fur u? I snorgly, er, strongly suggest u to pick wun up.
why doez u hurt me so?
poor kitty. so kute tho!
okay….. i am much cuter though
AWWWZ! IT R TEH KUTE KITTEH! I WUBZ JOO EMOKITTEH
<3 luv 4 kitteh.
that is teh cutest kitteh evah. < 3
i wants to huggles him! aww.
What breed of cat is this?
Aww naww
datt butwon sed it wuldd mayke mwee laf 
not wont to cwy :’(
poor emo kitteh. he only wantz cheezburger… someday, he shall havz cheezburger and luvz, but not today… maybe? maybe he wantz parfait thatz being talked aboutz… i dunno… poor, poor emo kitteh for now…
kbai
i bleds it out, digs it deepeh just teh thro its awah!!
ME DA EMOH NEEDS luv…
that cat and me have something in common
dun wry emo kitteh, teh interwebs louvs u!
….Happycat has run out of happy?
if i could have you i would give you lots of love
Emo kiteh need teh cheezeburger.
teh kitteh needz lovez give hem thatz and i give yu giftehs plez just give hem lovez or i whel go away!!
yu dont make cat faireh happy…..
i givez yu cheezburger if yu giveh emo kitteh love
oh and sohm catnip
Cat-Ok!
No!!! Nevah!!
Cat:-,_-,
okeh i go now or giveh emo kitteh love now huhray up orz i leaves…
1 hour later…
ok i leaves
yes he doz i wi luvers u emo cat
Awh teh caht ish so cuutee!
*givshh caht cheesburgah*
Awhs teh caht is eahtin teh cheesburgah =O
Emo cat ish happaii naos!