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I lookz like Patrick Stewart?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder, lol caption: BattyMarie
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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cross eyed kitteh iz
cross eyed
we mus do umm . . .nawt secund dance!!
but we has alreddy useded teh star trek tyme warp.
any ideers NEbunny?
nobunny wants to do nawt second dance for meh
*weep*
I will has danz Tina……where be my woodchuck, he is gud pardner!
Iz alreddee DANSIN!
Well, it mai luk a lot liek mai normull shuffel, butt itz da bes I cann du fer nao.
I bin dansin a lot dis mornin. Woodchucks iz not so gud wif teh stamin… stamun… wif teh moovin alot fur a long tiem wifout gettin tard.
Puff. Puff.
Has I missded dis dantz? *dantses ennywai*
Ai wuz thinkin an thinkin and nao Ai got it - we do teh moonwalk for Tina!
Slidy slidy, bakwuds glidy…
Com un eberywun, joyn in…
gud choyce!!
ai wishes ai cud moonwalk
hear let’s try this
shufle shuffle fawl.
oh well, mebbe sum otter tyme
Hay! Eben a woodhuck kin handul dat dans!
Shuffel, shuffel, backwerds shuffel-glyd.
Iz dat gud?
Iz verree gud! neber seen ennewun moonwalk on teihr bellee Bfor!
i iz jeelous noaw woodchuk, all I kin is shuffle awf tu buffalo.
taht be fun tho so is nawt so bad akshooly.
Ai will du nawt secund dance for u Tina. We can danss to teh “Star Trekking” sawng, we had awl teh wurds a few weekz bak.
Awltugetther nao - danss laik a klingon.
EVERYBUNNY!!!
star trekking across the universe
on teh starship enterprise under captain Kirk!
star trekking across the universe
boldly going forward ’cause we can’t find reverse!!
I doens’t want to post too lawng sew ai will leeve owt teh versus.
It’s life, Jim but not as we know it . . .
We come in peace (shoot to kill.).
It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim.
It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim, dead Jim, DEAD!
Dats whut I was thinkin’
Iz dance for u!
Iz has no ryfm tho…
Shuffel, shuffel, spin… fall over feets… luks imbarrased
I kin du that wun tu.
I haz celebratoree furstee poetree for u.
U firstie wun
fur awl tu see
We danz and danz
tu be concatulatoree
Wee luvs icanhascheezburger
it makes us all hapee
Herez wee can show
our creativitee
wunderfawl furstee potree. ai wishes ai cud rite an celbrate lyke Lynn!!
Ai danz fur u 2!
Tina….yu can dans wif me….din yu be Dansin wif an Oldie!! LOL
cross i’d kitteh youse ta lib by me.
Was dummer tan a chayr, insted of sayin “meow” hims wud say “ee-eer –ee-er”
All teh tym. Anoy teh hek outa me.
Bring me kibbles nao! Maek it so!!
But des a Tribble in it!
Tribbles in teh kibbles? OH NOES, Jim.
Wipe them off, Jim!
tribbls in yur kibbls?!
jinxibuls.
SJ and Ambercat - is tihs an eksampul ov teenee tinee Englund? Ur knocking awn each otters walls saying - ok - Tribbles in the kibbles - POST - - - NOW! ???
also, pls to tel Mr. Blayr “O HAI” frum me kthx.
Az lawng az noe tribbles in teh harbles, den awl iz well.
Paging Captain Picard… Your cat has been found
He bees wif Data’s kitteh. Den we haz lotz oh kitteh’s on da ship. Deh can chaze da Tribble’s.
[fights urge to get all Trekkie and pedantic]
[fights it hard]
aye show mai trekkie colors here.
Data’s kitteh Spot had kittens. HOW?? how does da kitteh get through da slidy doors, out into da hallways adn find anodder kitteh who’s dun da same ting, den make noisy kitteh lub ADN NO ONE NOTICE?
adn btw, how hard can it be to chase tribbles? dey don’t hav legz!
De managez ta get inz da quadrotritacalie!
Plus, Spot iz a boikitteh. Nao, dat is weerd.
Deh kittehs go plai n spaztaim kittenyouum. N den ders more kittehs!
awlso, teh Kirk an teh Data swerveded on teh diffrent vershuns uv teh Ennerprize.
tehy can has teh tyme warp?
*trek nerd alert*
Warl yers tehy can has, cawz Picard an Kirk was awn same ship at same taim an had tu fite teh Ebil Malcolm McDowell. Or was Roddy McDowell? NE wai. Wun ob dem.
Was in “Generayshuns”. An wuz Malcolm McDowell.
Still doan no how kitteh can maek more kittehs withowt anudder kitteh tho. Iz misstery ob teh yoonivers.
Where did kirk come in? da tribbles?
In “troubles and tribblations” de DS9 folks brought back tribbles. so picard + data kitteh kittens kood chase tribbles.
I’m a geek.
*faycepaws*
mah bad. ah fergotteded.
Iz sorry Teho. Me luvs Star Trek. Me goggie nams b Tribble and Rayna. Me haz evewy episode of hole seriez, on videoz. We haz collecshun of action figures, an shipz an udder stufz. My kids b Borg an KLingon at conventionz. I luvs all u peoples dat lik ST bcause me peeps heerz rollz dere eyes when I mentionz ST. De tink Me geek. U peeps accept me for Trekkie dat Me am. Tank u!
[might have almost the entire STtNG series on a hard drive at home]
[possibly]
As Willyam Shatneh sed to all teh trekkies on a Caturday Nite Live skit, “Get a Life!”
Wi haz a life. Star Trek iz ower hobbiez.
Go ‘hed an be pedam- pidang- podami- uptite abowt rools, mr. teho. I wood onlee expeck dat of u., an we all hav so much to lern.
TEHO!!!! YOU ARE TEHO!!!
Please, please get all Trekkie and pedantic. Stop fighting it. You KNOW you want to do it!
J4K, it is logiccle then that I am the offishul not-Teho becaws I noes vry vry little about teh Star Trek phenomenom.
I only wish I had knoed of Teho’s Trek knollege back when I was trying to figure out if I was or wasnot Teho. If only I had asked mahself a Trek trivia question, teh whole arm-punching, knocking-over, 16-ownz-mokka-wif-extry-spresso incident would never have happend and tragedee would have been averted. (shakes hed sadly, rues teh bad luck, makes mental note to check with lolyer on status of pending personal injury case)
As for pedantic, I don’t think I is. That meenz u can eet wif ur feets, right?
nonoes… ur tinkin of “tootsiedexstrous”.
eezy mistaek to mayk.
I thot “tootsiedexstrous” meenz u can has flatyoolence from either buttcheek.
Where u was when I was studying for mah SATs?
wut teh…? u has custum dooil eggzost sistim instald or sumthin??
Yes, Teho. We is AWL wundering!! WHERE WUZ U!!????
Nonono, is moar teh bility to direct teh, um, output one way or teh other.
I donut has this ability, but I has been in elevators wif peepls what does.
Hay, what about teh LOLSAT? Peepls cud take it to see if they is ready to studdy at ICHC Commewnity Collidje. Here ae some sample qwestions:
1. Kitteh is to Cheezburger as
a) Lolrus is to Bukkit
b) Lion is to Car
c) Gerbil is to Corm
d) Mt. McKinley
2. A car travels from town A to town B, a distance of 360 miles, in 9 hours. How many hours would teh same trip have taked had the driver kitteh had a fren to halp werk teh peddles?
2. Serious cat is __________________.
a) Kyoot
b) Serious
c) in ur standardized test playin wif ur #2 pensil
d) Mt. McKinley
“He perfers feelyn suplimint numbur seben. Tell hims he iz a gud cat… an a pretteh cat…”
“I will feed him.”
AI luvved dat!
Him no looks lyk Patrik stewart……
Him looks lyk Data or Neelix……
or Snagglepuss, onlee not peenk
Patrick Stewart Kitteh has hims Flava Flav costyoom on 4 Halloweenies
win.