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cross eyed kitteh iz
cross eyed
we mus do umm . . .nawt secund dance!!
but we has alreddy useded teh star trek tyme warp.
any ideers NEbunny?
nobunny wants to do nawt second dance for meh
*weep*
I will has danz Tina……where be my woodchuck, he is gud pardner!
Iz alreddee DANSIN!
Well, it mai luk a lot liek mai normull shuffel, butt itz da bes I cann du fer nao.
I bin dansin a lot dis mornin. Woodchucks iz not so gud wif teh stamin… stamun… wif teh moovin alot fur a long tiem wifout gettin tard.
Puff. Puff.
Has I missded dis dantz? *dantses ennywai*
Ai wuz thinkin an thinkin and nao Ai got it – we do teh moonwalk for Tina!
Slidy slidy, bakwuds glidy…
Com un eberywun, joyn in…
gud choyce!!
ai wishes ai cud moonwalk
hear let’s try this
shufle shuffle fawl.
oh well, mebbe sum otter tyme
Hay! Eben a woodhuck kin handul dat dans!
Shuffel, shuffel, backwerds shuffel-glyd.
Iz dat gud?
Iz verree gud! neber seen ennewun moonwalk on teihr bellee Bfor!
i iz jeelous noaw woodchuk, all I kin is shuffle awf tu buffalo.
taht be fun tho so is nawt so bad akshooly.
Ai will du nawt secund dance for u Tina. We can danss to teh “Star Trekking” sawng, we had awl teh wurds a few weekz bak.
Awltugetther nao – danss laik a klingon.
EVERYBUNNY!!!
star trekking across the universe
on teh starship enterprise under captain Kirk!
star trekking across the universe
boldly going forward ’cause we can’t find reverse!!
I doens’t want to post too lawng sew ai will leeve owt teh versus.
It’s life, Jim but not as we know it . . .
We come in peace (shoot to kill.).
It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim.
It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim, dead Jim, DEAD!
aye canno change da laws of fisiks!
Aye luv dat ol sawng, but heers a gud noo wun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3KBmS1dCWs
Voltaire iz da BESTEST!!!!
Dere Klingons on deh starbored bow.
Dats whut I was thinkin’
Iz dance for u!
Iz has no ryfm tho…
Shuffel, shuffel, spin… fall over feets… luks imbarrased
I kin du that wun tu.
I haz celebratoree furstee poetree for u.
U firstie wun
fur awl tu see
We danz and danz
tu be concatulatoree
Wee luvs icanhascheezburger
it makes us all hapee
Herez wee can show
our creativitee
wunderfawl furstee potree. ai wishes ai cud rite an celbrate lyke Lynn!!
ur rite Elvis. Dat wus a reel fine poem an fun tew
. we cin totali maek a danse frum dat and cawlz it rar cheer! : )
k soeh ebri one gatheuer togevur
and frolick abowt beautiflee
den lai n da sun a bit
(awl ov dis , a corse, okkuruing
n our medow)
preen, stretch, nap
frolick beatiflee again
snorgle an schmoo an smile
Dat is hao kittehs
celebrate i beleeve
Hai, Lynn and Princess Mu – cudn’t comment befoar cuz barney wuz sittin awn the keebord. Luv ur firstee poems, Lynn. And Princess – whut a nice idea. Next time pikshoor is suitable and ai gets thar furst, I’ll sugjest the Meadow Kitteh Dance. woodchuk wood reelee like it!
Ov corse – if u gets thar furst, u can suggest it too!
Fun! Good plan
Ai danz fur u 2!
Tina….yu can dans wif me….din yu be Dansin wif an Oldie!! LOL
Hai COL! Hay, bet dees guyz nevr hurd of The Bump or The Hustle … soun lyk sumthin u needz vacsinashuns for, akshooly… “You has a bad case of The Bump” … “Oh nooooooes!”
cross i’d kitteh youse ta lib by me.
Was dummer tan a chayr, insted of sayin “meow” hims wud say “ee-eer –ee-er”
All teh tym. Anoy teh hek outa me.
Meezer annoyeeng myowl – Aye haz it!
miss foots u maek me snert. heh. tanks!
Bring me kibbles nao! Maek it so!!
But des a Tribble in it!
Tribbles in teh kibbles? OH NOES, Jim.
Wipe them off, Jim!
dey b tribbles ov da earle gray variatay?
I doano. But dey be awl ober the starberd baow.
Tribble. Earl Gray. Hot.
There’s Klingons onthe starboard bow…scrape ‘em off, Jim!
It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim!
I’m a doctor, not a scriptwriter!
(Lolcat-ing accross the universe, alsways going furr-ward cuz we can’t find refurrse!
tribbls in yur kibbls?!
jinxibuls.
SJ and Ambercat – is tihs an eksampul ov teenee tinee Englund? Ur knocking awn each otters walls saying – ok – Tribbles in the kibbles – POST – - – NOW! ???
also, pls to tel Mr. Blayr “O HAI” frum me kthx.
Sackly. *stiks hed owt of windo an waivs at Ambercat*
Teho, I sed O Hai to Tony (as we call him – becus eberybuddy noze eberybuddy) but if ju wants him tu sai O Hai bak, ju must send munnies.
Az lawng az noe tribbles in teh harbles, den awl iz well.
Moas kittehs jus eet dem too. Nawta problim. Essept sum gurrl kittehs mite tink dey’r bebes an tayk dem an lurv dem…
an pik dem up by teh scruffs of dey necks an carry dem aroun
dooz twibblez nom kibbelz? twibbles n kittehs.. deh sooooo…
oh noes.. SPLORT!!!
(bidewey? teh twibblez ehpi-sod wuz mai awl-tiem faaaaaa-voh-rite!)
Paging Captain Picard… Your cat has been found
He bees wif Data’s kitteh. Den we haz lotz oh kitteh’s on da ship. Deh can chaze da Tribble’s.
[fights urge to get all Trekkie and pedantic]
[fights it hard]
aye show mai trekkie colors here.
Data’s kitteh Spot had kittens. HOW?? how does da kitteh get through da slidy doors, out into da hallways adn find anodder kitteh who’s dun da same ting, den make noisy kitteh lub ADN NO ONE NOTICE?
adn btw, how hard can it be to chase tribbles? dey don’t hav legz!
De managez ta get inz da quadrotritacalie!
Plus, Spot iz a boikitteh. Nao, dat is weerd.
Deh kittehs go plai n spaztaim kittenyouum. N den ders more kittehs!
awlso, teh Kirk an teh Data swerveded on teh diffrent vershuns uv teh Ennerprize.
tehy can has teh tyme warp?
*trek nerd alert*
Warl yers tehy can has, cawz Picard an Kirk was awn same ship at same taim an had tu fite teh Ebil Malcolm McDowell. Or was Roddy McDowell? NE wai. Wun ob dem.
Was in “Generayshuns”. An wuz Malcolm McDowell.
Still doan no how kitteh can maek more kittehs withowt anudder kitteh tho. Iz misstery ob teh yoonivers.
Where did kirk come in? da tribbles?
In “troubles and tribblations” de DS9 folks brought back tribbles. so picard + data kitteh kittens kood chase tribbles.
I’m a geek.
oh noesss…. i missehd dat 1!
i bet i has a splort iff i ceez it..!
*faycepaws*
mah bad. ah fergotteded.
Mebbee Spawt went to see da doctrr an had clones maed R sumpin?
Iz sorry Teho. Me luvs Star Trek. Me goggie nams b Tribble and Rayna. Me haz evewy episode of hole seriez, on videoz. We haz collecshun of action figures, an shipz an udder stufz. My kids b Borg an KLingon at conventionz. I luvs all u peoples dat lik ST bcause me peeps heerz rollz dere eyes when I mentionz ST. De tink Me geek. U peeps accept me for Trekkie dat Me am. Tank u!
[might have almost the entire STtNG series on a hard drive at home]
[possibly]
As Willyam Shatneh sed to all teh trekkies on a Caturday Nite Live skit, “Get a Life!”
Wi haz a life. Star Trek iz ower hobbiez.
lurv long an prospurr! \\//_
lib long an prospurr
sigh
::lurve::
loltrek+kitteh+peecard = awesomes
Go ‘hed an be pedam- pidang- podami- uptite abowt rools, mr. teho. I wood onlee expeck dat of u., an we all hav so much to lern.
TEHO!!!! YOU ARE TEHO!!!
Please, please get all Trekkie and pedantic. Stop fighting it. You KNOW you want to do it!
J4K, it is logiccle then that I am the offishul not-Teho becaws I noes vry vry little about teh Star Trek phenomenom.
I only wish I had knoed of Teho’s Trek knollege back when I was trying to figure out if I was or wasnot Teho. If only I had asked mahself a Trek trivia question, teh whole arm-punching, knocking-over, 16-ownz-mokka-wif-extry-spresso incident would never have happend and tragedee would have been averted. (shakes hed sadly, rues teh bad luck, makes mental note to check with lolyer on status of pending personal injury case)
As for pedantic, I don’t think I is. That meenz u can eet wif ur feets, right?
nonoes… ur tinkin of “tootsiedexstrous”.
eezy mistaek to mayk.
I thot “tootsiedexstrous” meenz u can has flatyoolence from either buttcheek.
Where u was when I was studying for mah SATs?
wut teh…? u has custum dooil eggzost sistim instald or sumthin??
Yes, Teho. We is AWL wundering!! WHERE WUZ U!!????
Nonono, is moar teh bility to direct teh, um, output one way or teh other.
I donut has this ability, but I has been in elevators wif peepls what does.
Hay, what about teh LOLSAT? Peepls cud take it to see if they is ready to studdy at ICHC Commewnity Collidje. Here ae some sample qwestions:
1. Kitteh is to Cheezburger as
a) Lolrus is to Bukkit
b) Lion is to Car
c) Gerbil is to Corm
d) Mt. McKinley
2. A car travels from town A to town B, a distance of 360 miles, in 9 hours. How many hours would teh same trip have taked had the driver kitteh had a fren to halp werk teh peddles?
2. Serious cat is __________________.
a) Kyoot
b) Serious
c) in ur standardized test playin wif ur #2 pensil
d) Mt. McKinley
oh noes! i has to studee .. hard.. i can has a studee buddee? lolz
omg! lolsat fur da win!!!! that wus funni!
Pleez! We can has more LOLSAT kweschuns?
i loled sew hard i cwying. finkin’ of witring lolssays in lolcat. Dwiyvin teh test mawrkrs crwaysy.
LOL B! – I’m up coz ai cant go bak to sleep – an I wuz reeding this – and, despite AWL u hav written about being neer San Diego – when u sayed u grew up awn teh beech in SD, ai wuz thinking – WHUT? Hao u do taht in South Dakota.?? I think ai be sleepier tahn I thot!
Wel – fur Cielings Saik – hao dit this get heer? Wuz under a comment bai B! (obviouslee, I hoep)
HEER, I wuz gonna say to lolcatburglar – ur purrfurrminz heer has been astonishing. I know u haz teh major funniee in u, butt – wow. U has outdun even urself.
I am putting ur stuff in mai file with DivaGeek’s “Mr Kitteh Goes to Washington.”
And please, please, please, please to be doing moar LOLsat kweschuns. Ai cannawt tell u how green ai am taht u can do taht. Awl ai can do is admire those hoo can and encourage with lots ov applaws.
Ai has been getting away with a lot heer awn ICHC, becuz ai almoast never maek an original funnie thot awn mai own – just react to otter clever peepl. But ai do know brilliunz when I sees it and u, deer frend, has it!
Thx, J4K, bis, bootawn, Princess Mu and everybody else for saying nice things and giving nice burgers. nomnomnomnomnom
I’ll work on more LOLSAT questions but anyone else can join in. Plz? kthx
And J4K, it’s one thing to come up with teh funny stuff but what I like most about teh peepls here is that they be willing to halp move things along by buying into teh original joke, playing along, adding to it, and then making callbacks later to previous funny stuff. U is very good at finding teh game and keeping it moving. When I was in a amatyur improv groop it was teh pleh because everybody was just interested in making their own jokes instead of werking together. Is much moar fun the second way, for both teh players and teh watchers.
oh teho bee pedantic pleeeeseeee
“He perfers feelyn suplimint numbur seben. Tell hims he iz a gud cat… an a pretteh cat…”
“I will feed him.”
AI luvved dat!
warf data inneraktins wuz awlwais funni
Him no looks lyk Patrik stewart……
Him looks lyk Data or Neelix……
or Snagglepuss, onlee not peenk
Patrick Stewart Kitteh has hims Flava Flav costyoom on 4 Halloweenies
win.
*so* much win.
Du u lyk mah gient tag? It metch mah eyz.
lolz
Iz nawt tag – iz transpotter! Beem me up, Kitteh!
Trainspotter? Ewan, iz taht ju?
Ai wish!
hehe. rong “Star ____” sereez.
The last kitten we adopted out was named Ewan. Much better than ol’Paddy
Erl Gray…hawt! (Whu is Erl Gray an wye is him hawt?)
wusnt he teh guy whu mayde teh tea?
oh wait . . . I ged id naow.
nebber minds
wusnt hims teh guy whu maded teh tea?
oh wayt . . . I gets it naow.
nebber mynd
stoopy wordpress
stoopy wordpress
Echo!
echo!
Echo!
echo!
Echo!
echo!
Mmmm I iz haveng Erl Gray hawt rite nao.
Ugliest Cat Ever.
if this is the AUTHOR Christopher Moore, huge enormous greetings, but do you mind if my Schmoop & I have a word with re: that book you wrote about all the brown mustard?
if this is a FAN of the author Christopher Moore, huge enormous kudos!
…a word with YOU re: that book etc.
bloody rewrites.
hehe
MEEERORWRRR! fffttttt ffffttttt
(don’t get me wrong… I’m definitely a Moore fan)
oh noes!!! no kitteh is ever ugly!!! All kittesh mostest beautifulest animules. This kitteh hab wunnerful lion face.
is kyoot uglee.
Wow. Dat is wun uglee kitteh.
iz teh angle – IRL iz chizled handsome features. lol
Dis kitteh liek me, beyooteefull IRL, but nawt fotojenick at awl!!
Him look liek Oreeyentl Shorthar. Beree sleek an purtee liek Meezers, but has moar color an uzoolee less sykopathik!!
what!! NAWT UGLY…….DIFRENTLY BEAUTIFIC CHALLENGED
NAUT UGLEE! Byootiful gorgeous AIZ! N chizeled unoosal feechers. Juznod ornary beutee!
Memmer – byooti en hed ov de lukker!
An kitteh geddin moar byootifool teh moar ai drinx….
I’m in ur pub gettin moar byottiful by teh minnit
Bee-u-tee iz in teh eye of teh beer holder….an I theenk he’z kinda cute!
Ai need to holed moor beer!
hims has karakter. i’d tayk hims hoam. lookit hims wiskrrrs – ah bet he cud tell yu a tale to curl yer toes…
(off screen voice of Worff) ican has kLingone cheezeburger?
(Kitteh on screen with Breetish aksent) Make it so!
We Brits donut has an aksent; itz eberywun else hoo has teh aksents!
LOL! spoken lyke a tru brit.
Altho i must say – yr lolcat does hav distinct euro flavur.
Huh, teh Briteesh r nawt Europeens! We iz Briteesh! Yoorope is taht ting teh udder sayd ov teh channl. Nuffin tu du wit uz.
Funneh, wee in Okie-lahomers don hab an axent eether, y’all.
I iz Scottish… Iz haz aksent!
does yr lolcat hav a flavur?
Duz yur lolcat loze its flabur on teh bedpoast ober nite?
well I wassent gonna say et.
Ai vizzid Glasgo n don no peepl speekn Engish! Taut id waz Gaelic o sumpin…weird, geddoff plane in Engish spekking contry, n don unnerstend a wud!
Duz yur lolcat has teh flavur of Skotch???? mmmmm……
ah lurve skotch. skotchy skotch skotch. heer it goes daon into mah belleh.
Ai prefurrs da amaretto purrsunalee. wif da cherry sparklin waturs. much win an awsum.
If iz nawt Scottish, iz crap!
R c’hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap!
lolspeak in gaelic, wunner wat tat wud look lyk,
Saying lyk instead ob like alreddy luks welsh.
Rools 4 gaelic r varry simple: u only pronownse every 11th letter, excep on teh 1st Tuesday after teh full moon. Den it’s every 13th.
We alwayz sed we wood go to Hawayee an get a bocks uv vowels, an tek dem to Wails.
Drivin to Heefro, we seen a billbord fur Bank Uv Scawtlin. Hubbee laffs, an sez, so yoo go to da ATM fur dat bank, an try to get owt 40 pounz. Da ATM sez ‘yoo’l tek 10 pownz an LIEK it!’ We lafft so hard!!!!
Nao dey has teevee ads fur dat bank heer!!! Yikes!
Yu plays Fizzbin wif language??
Gaelic? Iz spits on Gaelic!
I’z frum vereh norf of Skotland… an weez no speeks phoren… just English with aksent, but no same as Glasgow!
no onez, no wherez same as Glasgow!!!11!
AllyBally – I wish u speek LOLcat with yur no dowt extremelee enchanting aksent. I wuz awnlee wun tiem in Scotland – floo to Edinburgh fur the Mooisk Festival. wuz awt gettin teh taxee to teh hotel – and – EBERRYBUDDEE WUZ DOIN IT. You know, fur us – is totallee ful ov teh win and awesum and charming.
I wuz smilin awl week!
Wud luv to go baek. Wunz izn’t cloase to enuf!
dis be wai ebery sitteee bloxk souneded different? if no aksent youses all souneded teh same. youses can has akcent. reilly.
We duz nawt hav sitteee blox. An we duz nawt have axints eider. Ok SUM of us has reejunul acksints, but tehy is moar laik dyalecks. Nawt daleks, tehy is diffrent.
EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!
I is vewwey happey tehy is maykin new Dr. Who on Sci-Fi.
I has heard menny grate tings bout that show.
Iz teh awwsum. An teh Doctor is HAWT. But dalex …. DO NOT WANT!! Must hidey behin teh ironicl fuglee cowch.
Iz Bladdy Marvellus! Itz how it wuz ment to be, but this tyme wit rilly skerree monsters an sets taht donut wobble – itz lyk yu remember it, inyur hed, an nawt lyk it iz wen tehy sho repeets an itz nawt so grate, akchually. Eben Silly Piper iz gud!
Ya, she maed da gud Roze. Dis seezun free ober heer, an OMG!!! Dat sho wif da stachoo tingies!!! AAAAAAAAAGGGGG!!! It skeerd me SOOO bad, Aye WUZ hidin behin da cowch!!! But nao Aye no wy Aye nevver liekd stachooaree befoar!
Hubbee bin lawngtiem fan, but we nebber had it growin up, so dis noo wun is ma first tiem seein it, but Aye reedin a lawt abowt da oldr shows an stuff! So fun an kewl! Hubbee has a Baker sorta scarf, but in shadez uv bloo, an dis gal on craftster.org maed a lil stufft Tardis!!! Want!!
Luvvin David Tennant, an luvd Eccleston as well, he dooin good on Heroes ober heer!
dat be mai point. youses in britton nawt all souneded teh sames. wens youses sings youses sounded different too. dis be because youses has akcent. reejunul or oberwise. is nawt bad fing. eberyone soundededing teh same be veree borring. exceptted for coastes canada has no akcent. be veree boring.
I dusn’t berleeve taht we northwesterners (former or otherwise) hab accents eevur.
wuz o.k. tho, I no minded.
Ya wuz wut we English cawl a “joke”. We noze taht we sowns funny tu peeps, but we awl laiks tu bleev we speeks teh “propur” Inglish. Mercans has acksints. Canadadadanians has acksints. Horsetrailerans has acksints. We does nawt has ob caws.
I noze we duz rilly. Hokay I haz explaynd tihs enuff nao?
funny storie:
aye iz merican. from da south. Aye wuz in York at a hostel wit 7 brit girls: english, welsh, scottish. dey were playing songz, and singing along to . . . .
sweet home alabama!
Aye wuz like WTF? aye been dere. not dat great akshully!
(boo hoo hoo)
Nuther funnee storie:
I iz frum Jacksonville, Florida, an win we has NFL gaems, tehy play Sweet Home Alabama and ebreywun goez WYLD.
And I iz lyk, um, we iz nawt in Alabama.
o graet… thx fur teh eerwurm, Peg’tawr. grrrrr
Sweet Home Alabama, play dat ded band’s song
Turn dose speekers up full blas
Play it all nite long.
Is dat better, Teho?
sorta… buts nao i r segwaiying into Tokkin Hedz.
o, hevin… hevin is a playse… a playse wher nufing… nufing evar hapinz…
So if yoo gize in Eenglin dunt has acksints, essplayn Yorkshire!!! AN Cocknee…..
AYe no, Aye gro’d up in SD, in a beech goin famblee, an we tawk, liek, yoo know, whutever! Wuz just de way we tawkt…
Nao, iz “Vallee Gurl”. Furst tiem sumwun sed Aye wuz Vallee Gurl, Aye sed no, Aye livs in SD at da beech, dis hao we tawk!
LOL, Aye dun go to beech NEmoar, cuz in LA iz durtee much times…. An Aye doo liv in Valee nao! OMG!
Wood purrfur to liv in Vallee uv Branscombe in Devon, tho…..
sowy- I wuz just desplaying my ignorance. and jealusy!
Mary O’ … any relation …?
Hmmm….
Luks mor Vulkan to mees.
Libs longs and pros…. prus… Has lotz ob cheezburgers!
Mah mind 2 yr mind. Givez meh cheezburgerz!
Yep! zactly! I wuz tinkin more Leonard Nimoy than Patrick Stewart…
“My vulcan nerve peench…let me demonstrate on you”
Ackshully, mebbe is Romulan?
Iz borg kitteh, rezistunz is youceless
Teh needz of teh many outweiz teh needz of teh fue.
Unless menny peeps wantz ur cheezbrgr. Tehn teh need of teh wun is moar impurtant.
Ndeeed
Duzzint dat meen chaynj da litterbocks? Da needs uv meneee owtway da PHYEW?
Sounds logical to me, cap’pin
Taht iz illojical, Eleanor!
Cheezburgers neber illogicsical.
Asks Norman.
everyting he says is a lie so if he says he is lying then he is telling the truth but everyting he says is a lie so if he says he is lying then he is telling the truth but
Labyrinth ref FTW!!!
akshully, iz ref to episode where kirk makes de norman android blow up. One guy says ebryting kirk says iz a lie den kirk says “aye am lying” adn norman blows up.
aye stop talking geeky now.
Akshullee, we luvs it wehn u talk geeky to us.
(Yes, Teho, I no – the lolCP)
aye’m not shur how to take dat . . .
Iz Hairy Mudd, most bestest of ST caracter… charak…interstin peeps
if kitteh had teh long haer, he wud be in daynjur of catching too many klingons
Luk Picard kitteh says “I wouldn’t know a space-time continuum or warp core breach if they got into bed with me”
yu wud weh yu woek up in anudder dymenshun!
Hay, kitteh, iz dat ur noze, or r u eading a bananana?
Cmandr Dateh. REPORT!
dat noes wat makes him luks liek a lion. nice kitteh kitteh
Ackshuly, kitteh has strong lion features…just needs the mane to go with it
or mebbe jus the angle of the cam
liks dis kitteh. DUZ luk lik kaptn pikard.
“mr krusher, set teh kors 4 planet wut haz demz big tins dat tas lik toona. worp 8. engage. nummer wun? i’ll be in mai reedy room.
*swish* 3 cheezburger, hot naow. nomnomnomnomnom
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
wut kin o kitteh is dis? Abynissian? not no.
no. It is a new type siamese or oriental shorthair (I don’t think siamese recognize flamepoints, but I could be wrong). They have a very extreme wedge shaped head and very large ears. Most people are more familiar with the apple head or old type siamese which are not so extreme.
i can has tea, earl gray, hot…wtih cheezburger?
We has teh Erl Gray in teh last post, fore Arfternoony Teetyme. Now iz Nrsry Teetyme – yu want bangersanmash oar beenzontoesty?
Oooh…..beeenzontoes. Nomnomnomnomnummmmmy. Sardeenz awn toes also opshun – owt of tin, of caws.
Yu meen tehre R sawdeens nawt in tin?! Nex yu’ll be tellin me yu can has tehm witout tomarto jooces!
I hurd roomer taht sardeenz wuz fishies an libs in teh see, but I donut bleev it. I nebber seed wun taht didn’t cum owt of a tin cubbered in tommytoe saws.
Can aye cum to Nrsry Teetyme too? I missed teh Erl Gray Afternoony Teetyme. An I luvs beenzontoes. We offen has fur “suppr” in Michigan.
bangersanmash reminds of author James Herriot – vet in England…read all his books I think..He’s not the only English author I read, but there was a part where he had Siegfriend’s younger brother fill in as a temp cook for the household – and that was ALL he could cook.
Funny / cute read
I lurved doze wen Aye wuz a little b!
An it be fyn if awl him can cook iz bangers n mash, dats whut we lieks to eet! An den Aye teech him to mek a good full English brekkie!!! Nom fryup Nom!!!
bangersnmash, plz. An Portugoose sardines comes in olive oil. Nom!
an wif teh dokter.
besieds, ur rong. i r Patric Swaysee.
Well fur gourd’s sake get taht bebeh owt ob teh corner.
wen hims tiemowt is ovar, him cans com bak tu teh brijj.
“Dirty Trekking”?
hmm, mabey sumwun shut rite dat empisowd.
[noodl noodl noodl]
…is Mr. Moore stil reedings?
(i’z so bad. tsk.)
I wanted to include some sample scenarios but altho I has teh DirtyDancing-fu I is lakking in teh StarTrek-fu.
fier awai… am shur plenny o’ peeps cans provied Trek poynters galorr, frum simseer to sarkasstik to sirreel to sublyme.
Well, not knowing teh Trek stuff makes it kinda hard to think of stuff, but.. somthing like…
Bebbeh has to lern a complicated fight rootine and beem down to Planet Sheldrake wif Catpain Patrick Swaysee becaws Bebbeh is covering for [Insert name of female Trek character here], who was impregnated by a alien wayter. They practice teh lift in teh Sea of Tranquility.
Meanwhile, Bebbeh’s father recognizes Dr. McCoy as his old nemesis from medicul skool. They argue over traditional versus modern medicul tekneeks and end up in a contest to see who can remoove teh most appendickses from teh Enterprise crew in 30 minutes.
Spock falls hard for Bebbeh’s sister, Lisa, whose stiffness and emotional range mirror his own.
See? Not so grate, akshully.
LOL [snerk] LOL [gasp] LOL
i cans totuly see it dun in dis styel…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBXal1GAA4A
O, lolcatb, dat med me laff!!!!
Aye laft so mush ma hubbee ast whut, an Aye red it to him an he grinned! See? Iz good!!
U is too kind, B!. U and ur grinnin hubsand.
I is thinking of a plot involving Bebbeh, a tractor beam and a giant space watermelon. Needs a little werk.
i thawt it wus cute tew, srsly : )
Neber put yur behbeh in a korner! It R danjerus an Rawng! Behbeh mite fawl ober, hit hed on sharp edges, stik fingeh in plugsoket, choek on kitteh floof, be savajed bai dustbunnies, or enneeting! Plees do nawt let tihs happen to yur behbeh! Eben if it luk lyk Patrik Swayzeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
AWlso donut put bebbe on brij!! Cud fawl awf, or get in teh wai of Lt Cmdr Data or ennyfing.
An donut put yur behbeh in a diffrent colur swetter to eberywun else or tehy will be sended doun wit teh landin partee an NEBER SEEN AGIN!! Iz tru! happend ebery week!
DONUTZ AR BAD FR KITTEHS!!
De red shirtz all ways been de deadded onez in de landin partee. Ju safer wif gold or blue.
And his horse, Point Break.
I thought you said his name was Ghost
uh… it is… Point Break is his middle name!
Hi-yo Roadhouse… away!
“…to Wong Foo!”
Yay! Let’s have a Patrick Swayze x-mas this year!!!
youtube /watch?v=2ZyJCV_dyug
…y r we walkin lyk dis?
!!!! LMAO
oh my god, it’s happening… just like in that one [Al Pacino] movie!
youtube /watch?v=ppRjlSOg_Ug
maek it so cat
is maeking it so
My first thot wuz Barbara Streisand cat. She haz prettiful voiz.
…liek cheezbuttah
Oh – majik werds. cheezbuttah. Teho – has u had Danish cheezbutteh? Heven awn a kraker.
nomnomnom. yummmmm.
janet we should ndeed hav ah nyce tea party. i will scare up de enertainment…
brb
Fee-line luv is fee-line good, I beeleaf in luv…
Went bak to luk. Kitteh DUZ luk liek Barbra Streisand!
I can has Flavo Flav clok
Patrick Stewart kitteh lookz liek Spot’z evol twinz.
Imm shure tehres a Lore joke heer somehere
Why I cannot has pic-sure?
*kries*
I hadda load dis wun a BUNCHA tiems befoar I cud seee it.
But kitteh, u do! Cept u haz moar har. U hannsom ting.
Ackshally, Patrick Stewart luks laik teh kitteh!
I couldn’t resist.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2284/1800317570_3e55329d02_o.jpg
dat did it! I splorted awl over n mai famblee confewsed.
mawm! whut rong? uok? ohhh!!! luk at dat kat.. pat.. captn.. *splort*!!!
tnx mm!
U hurd me. You look lyke partik stewert.
Engage. Make it sew. et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Patrick Stewart kitteh is sittin’ in room alone, regretting having starred in ‘Dune’…
…but I liekd teh Gurnee carictur!
betar dan dat Dunkin Imaho dood enywaiz.
Gurnee kitteh eatz Muad’Dib mausey.
teh oops
Teho – how do you get the exact . . address? for a different pkshur (and comment, but i dont need taht nao). I thot it wud be fun to bring (for clicking awn) the orinj kitten with both feetz in the bowl of rasisins – hoo also had an amayzing Patrick Stewart luk.
drop off the ” h t t p : / / “ part, and substitute www. instead.
the rest is copy-and-paste URL from the address bar… usually just works.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/29/whad-you-meanz-i-lookz-like-patrick-stewart/#comment-134273
(…unless the link already starts with www. after you drop off the aitch tee tee pee colon slash slash. THEN you just paste the rest of it as is.)
Thank u VERREE mutch!
Patrick Stewart kitteh is sittin in a room cowntin hims residuals from having starred in Dune…
…wups, all dun. dat didn taek lawng.
(u mai be finkin of Sir “Smart” Alec Guinness, wif teh munniez from dat othr moovy?)
(RIP)
You can’t take it with you.
Make it so numbr one
lol! he totally does!
ENGAGE!
a cheezbuger to dat fryin pan plz.
MAK IT SO NUMBA 0NE!!!
Set courses for gooshyfoods! Maximum warpz!
Engage!!
wen hez azzimulated hez lolcatus of burg
i iz thinkin more alan rickman maybeez. lookz liek da snapez and da metatron from dogma and da alien dude frum galaxy quest.
That kitteh must have one h*ll of a purrrsonality!! Mai Momma , MizHizzyFitz, she sai… “alwayz to find teh good”…..
Aw jeez, I gotta I axs it, I cain’t help mysef. Is that kitty on drugs or is he just UGGGGLLY!
TEEETERRRR!!!!! U stop dat ryt nao, yung ladeee or I gwanna tan yur skinneeefannybutt!!!!
*Ahem, recovering mai cumpozur*
But I luv teh kitteh anywayz. I knowd him haz manee reedeemin kwalitiez Him cumz to mai doorz, I say “cum on in you can be mai kitteh anytimz…foreber an eber!!”
Iz ur Momma relayted to Thumper’s Mama?
tea. erl grey. hot. kitteh dubs tee. kitteh dubs chzbrgrz mor.
Lukes liek meezer kitteh is hoist wif his own Picard.
Yesh kitteh, yoo do look liek him. Aye meens yoo hansum, debonayr, swavv an secksee!
http://www.geekroar.com/film/archives/patrick_stewart_headshot.jpg
chris.ravenscroft.info/hmmm
farm1.static.flickr.com/131/319047856_dbf1ef3e92.jpg
this is great
I just showed this to my trekkie parents and they flipped out. In a happy way.
I’d go with Ian McKellan before Patrick Stewart, myself.
SNAPE.
“Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, Miss Granger, I must ask you not to discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor.”
Dis Kitteh bee Babee ub Barbra Streisand and Patrick Stewart!
*sings* Memmmrreeeessss…….
NASTEEEE mentul imij of Babs and Paddy ……
*skrubs brane owt wit bleech*
CATTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD
USS ENTERPRIZE
Ai likz all youz – youz all lahk Stra Trek n dr who n stuff.
Looks more like Milton Berle to me.
Will Farrell to me XD
Nao, Will Farrell’s much tawler.
I iz Lolcattus of cheezburg. Ur harbillz will be azzimulated. Reziztanz is futil.
Whad?! teh kitteh lookz leik Leonard Nimoy.
Looks more like Michael York to me.
I think she looks like Barbara Streisand.
No, Richard Belzer.
omg its spock!!!
Now, my *dear* Number One, if you wanna go far in thiz bizniz, I iz teh wun dat kan …halp U.