Make Lolcats and Funny Pictures. Share them with Your Friends, Family and The World!

More Lolz: Lolcats Loldogs Matching Faces Lol News & Politics Office Graph Fun Fail Pix & Vids Lolspeak Wiki

 

« Previous whad you meanz | 1..2..3….. Next »


RAR!

lolcats and funny pictures

SURPRIZE CANNIBALISM!!!

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder, lol caption: PennyLane

Incorrect credit or offensive?

Add this to your blog:
(Copy & paste code)

156 Comments »

Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Rando Jones

No one expects the surprise cannibalisms!!

Teho

[sighs]
[trudges off to fetch the comfy chair]

thisncat

U sitz rite der, Teho. Janet and Kathleen gettin readee wif speshal danz nmber. Teh Irish Danz. Thez gettin teh floofy skirtz awn, an clacky shoes. It be good danz don worree, saw its awn teh TV.
(walks off stage) clackity, clackity, clackity
eberywon bizzy gettin tight pantz an floofy skirtz awn,maybee awile

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Hai, thisncat! Aye just had to run to mai haus fur mai costyume n clacky shoes. Im almoast reddy - n aye browt the Irish Danz music CD. Just waitin fur the rest to get heer.

Congrats, RJ. Hoeps u lieks teh dance. Teho - u just maeks urself comfurtable. I bleeve I can saiflee say u will be. . .umm. . .astonished at whut we r gonna do!

Rando Jones

Now that my comments might NOT be eeted…

What do I get gratlashuns for??

gayla34

for being furst of many—- and smart enough nawt to say it……

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Hey, Gayla. Did u bring ur floofy skirt and clacky shoos? We needs sum moar dansers heer fur RJ. I dunt want to be puttin Teho’s ayebawls out all bai maiself!

 
CrazyOldLady

I haz teh floofy skirt….but mai shoez duzzint has enny clacky thingeez on dem….I can danse ennywayz???

 
thisncat

I haz extra clack thingeez an I haz a beeutful curly harz for yor hedz.
ifn u needz it maybee nawt.

 
CrazyOldLady

I do!! Fank yu berry muchez fur yur generositee!

 
Kathleen

Hey! I is Irish! An I have a cuzzin named Randee Jones. Dis dants rite rite up my alley!

*Dantses wif glee!*

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Hey - nice groop gathering heer. Teh otters will bee heer soon. I’m shur Kathleen will be here soon being Irish and awl. thisncat - pleese put teh extree flooy skirts n clackee shoos over bai Teho’s chair. Enewun needing tehm can just getz whut tehy needs. (Guys don’t needs teh floofy skirts unless u wants too. Pleese to hav pitee awn Teho’s ayeblols.)

OK - teh mewsik is playing - arms akimbo - LETS CLICKETY CLACK!

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Verry, verry wize purrcawshun, Teho!

 
sally

oh oh ai wantz to dawnse wif claeckity shooeses and ware the owutfitz wif the floofy skirtz……ai gotz mi hans awn mi hipz,,chinz up, bak strate,

*clackity, clackity, clackity, clack, clack

heelz toeses heelz toeses heelz toeses.

makez mi feetz goe rilly rilly fasty…..

clackity ckackity clackity/….*

puff puff puff puff puff……
dat sertanly be a werkowut……..

ai sitz down noaw….

 
Nika

*clackity clackity clack clackity clack!
heelz toesies heelz toesies heels STOMP

 
sally

OH Nikas u iz sooo rite, ai forgotted awl abot teh STOMP…. an teh hi clackity clik heelz ina air jumpz, an heelz claak togedder, an teh ankl wobblez……maybee ai needz moar practize….. ..

 
 
 
 
Eleanor

Monty Python FTW!!!

Gotz da cooshins richt heah.

 
Amethyst42

Don’t forget the soft pillows

 
 
 
Teho

PS to RJ — try Googlefighting “Cheese” (note mundane spelling) vs. “Burger”.
Booyah.

Rando Jones

My comments are lost!

I tried replying twice and ICHC has eeted thems!!

 
Rando Jones

Wow. I think ICHC doesn’t like me trying to say something about cheese here…

I wish I could reply to you properly, Teho, but ICHC won’t let me!

Teho

iz too bad ur blawg not has coments enabuld. ;)

Rando Jones

Yeah, that’s a whole custom website (I make ‘em as my day job).

Since I do that all day, I don’t always want to keep doin’ it when I get home.

I usually play LOLCats at the howse when I get der.

But, sadly, ICHC hasn’t posted for voteds any of my kittehs.

Much lose and pleh…

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai has hered u must has grate payshuns.

 
Rando Jones

I am has grate patients.

I’ve been saving all my kittehs form teh fatori so I can cherish thems forevermer.

Purr-haps I can put them on my OWN ICHC section on my website one day. :)

 
 
 
 
 
Ya'ara

Advise is “Remoove th hed, or destroy the brainz.”

 
 
Tina

iz winningest nawt second comment evur.

 
mewotzi

common, is not shuld be - surprise catnibblizm..?

 
 
KoS

Vampire kitty is a vampire

Swampy

NOOOO!!!!!! Vampire Kitty be steelin mah blud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Cottleston Pie

Ai vant tu suk yer blud…muahahahaha!

Que

One, one fang in your throat.. Two, two fangs in your throat. Muahahahaha!

 
 
Hey You

Vampyr kitteh iz thurstee

 
 
Seward

But u r tastee. Lyk furry McCheezburgr!

 
 
 
Teho

sumtiem luv doan feel liek it shud
u maek it [dun dun] …hert so gud

KittehLurve

hee hee!

Luv herts, luv scars,
Luv woonds, n marks,
Any hart, not tuff,
Or strong, enuff
2 taek a lot of pane,
Taek a lot of pane
Luv iz liek a clowd
Hodes a lots of rayn
Luv herts, ooh ooh luv herts

KittehLurve

kittehs brake frum bitin n hode liters n sway bak n 4th.

Teho

doh!
…cans we combien partz of owr last 2 coments fr teh oober-funeys? :-|

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

I cant beleeve I had to reed (oh, aye needs the reedee ayes) four tiems!!! Nao I gets it. is the oober-funey. Fangs fur Chering. lol.

(sorree - nawt up to big lolling this moarning.)

 
 
 
 
Teho

luv bleedz, luv dyez, is no sorpriez…

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

(sez happee B! with teh super hubby)

 
 
 
 
Cottleston Pie

Luv hertz? Hoaw duz u fele abowt avis?

Teho

[groan]
wun moar o’ doez an alamo u downs.
doler bujjit nashunul sumfing sumfing rent-a-rekk o i givs up.

gascat

well . . . at leest yu trieded!

 
 
 
 
CrazyOldLady

Ebberlee Brudders!!! I memmemmers dem!

 
Romeow

Luv stinks,
yeah yeah…

 
ellaella

ai lurv dat vershun by teh everlee bruthrs

 
 
 
Beanie

*Nom nom nom* Hmmm, cud uz sum catsup…

 
 
conscious cat

Whitey Grey scrreemzes cuz she noes teh orinj wunz iz poyzin (ebben iv itz yer own sisstrer)