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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
No one expects the surprise cannibalisms!!
[sighs]
[trudges off to fetch the comfy chair]
U sitz rite der, Teho. Janet and Kathleen gettin readee wif speshal danz nmber. Teh Irish Danz. Thez gettin teh floofy skirtz awn, an clacky shoes. It be good danz don worree, saw its awn teh TV.
(walks off stage) clackity, clackity, clackity
eberywon bizzy gettin tight pantz an floofy skirtz awn,maybee awile
Hai, thisncat! Aye just had to run to mai haus fur mai costyume n clacky shoes. Im almoast reddy – n aye browt the Irish Danz music CD. Just waitin fur the rest to get heer.
Congrats, RJ. Hoeps u lieks teh dance. Teho – u just maeks urself comfurtable. I bleeve I can saiflee say u will be. . .umm. . .astonished at whut we r gonna do!
Now that my comments might NOT be eeted…
What do I get gratlashuns for??
for being furst of many—- and smart enough nawt to say it……
Hey, Gayla. Did u bring ur floofy skirt and clacky shoos? We needs sum moar dansers heer fur RJ. I dunt want to be puttin Teho’s ayebawls out all bai maiself!
I haz teh floofy skirt….but mai shoez duzzint has enny clacky thingeez on dem….I can danse ennywayz???
I haz extra clack thingeez an I haz a beeutful curly harz for yor hedz.
ifn u needz it maybee nawt.
I do!! Fank yu berry muchez fur yur generositee!
Hey! I is Irish! An I have a cuzzin named Randee Jones. Dis dants rite rite up my alley!
*Dantses wif glee!*
Hey – nice groop gathering heer. Teh otters will bee heer soon. I’m shur Kathleen will be here soon being Irish and awl. thisncat – pleese put teh extree flooy skirts n clackee shoos over bai Teho’s chair. Enewun needing tehm can just getz whut tehy needs. (Guys don’t needs teh floofy skirts unless u wants too. Pleese to hav pitee awn Teho’s ayeblols.)
OK – teh mewsik is playing – arms akimbo – LETS CLICKETY CLACK!
[dons safety gogglols]
I can has Riverdans?
Verry, verry wize purrcawshun, Teho!
oh oh ai wantz to dawnse wif claeckity shooeses and ware the owutfitz wif the floofy skirtz……ai gotz mi hans awn mi hipz,,chinz up, bak strate,
*clackity, clackity, clackity, clack, clack
heelz toeses heelz toeses heelz toeses.
makez mi feetz goe rilly rilly fasty…..
clackity ckackity clackity/….*
puff puff puff puff puff……
dat sertanly be a werkowut……..
ai sitz down noaw….
*clackity clackity clack clackity clack!
heelz toesies heelz toesies heels STOMP
OH Nikas u iz sooo rite, ai forgotted awl abot teh STOMP…. an teh hi clackity clik heelz ina air jumpz, an heelz claak togedder, an teh ankl wobblez……maybee ai needz moar practize….. ..
Monty Python FTW!!!
Gotz da cooshins richt heah.
Don’t forget the soft pillows
waht bout teh rack?
Mai fays is up hear…
buts wher is ur cat??
PS to RJ — try Googlefighting “Cheese” (note mundane spelling) vs. “Burger”.
Booyah.
My comments are lost!
I tried replying twice and ICHC has eeted thems!!
Wow. I think ICHC doesn’t like me trying to say something about cheese here…
I wish I could reply to you properly, Teho, but ICHC won’t let me!
iz too bad ur blawg not has coments enabuld.
Yeah, that’s a whole custom website (I make ‘em as my day job).
Since I do that all day, I don’t always want to keep doin’ it when I get home.
I usually play LOLCats at the howse when I get der.
But, sadly, ICHC hasn’t posted for voteds any of my kittehs.
Much lose and pleh…
Ai has hered u must has grate payshuns.
I am has grate patients.
I’ve been saving all my kittehs form teh fatori so I can cherish thems forevermer.
Purr-haps I can put them on my OWN ICHC section on my website one day.
Advise is “Remoove th hed, or destroy the brainz.”
shuan of de kittehs?
iz winningest nawt second comment evur.
common, is not shuld be – surprise catnibblizm..?
Vampire kitty is a vampire
NOOOO!!!!!! Vampire Kitty be steelin mah blud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ai vant tu suk yer blud…muahahahaha!
One, one fang in your throat.. Two, two fangs in your throat. Muahahahaha!
Vampyr kitteh iz thurstee
Why u bit me? I r not nutrishos
But u r tastee. Lyk furry McCheezburgr!
goez for cheeks next
sumtiem luv doan feel liek it shud
u maek it [dun dun] …hert so gud
hee hee!
Luv herts, luv scars,
Luv woonds, n marks,
Any hart, not tuff,
Or strong, enuff
2 taek a lot of pane,
Taek a lot of pane
Luv iz liek a clowd
Hodes a lots of rayn
Luv herts, ooh ooh luv herts
kittehs brake frum bitin n hode liters n sway bak n 4th.
fanks fur Chering.
fangs fur chairing…
doh!
…cans we combien partz of owr last 2 coments fr teh oober-funeys?
I cant beleeve I had to reed (oh, aye needs the reedee ayes) four tiems!!! Nao I gets it. is the oober-funey. Fangs fur Chering. lol.
(sorree – nawt up to big lolling this moarning.)
luv bleedz, luv dyez, is no sorpriez…
Luuuuuuv BYTES
Ef yur lukkee!!!!
(sez happee B! with teh super hubby)
Luv hertz? Hoaw duz u fele abowt avis?
[groan]
wun moar o’ doez an alamo u downs.
doler bujjit nashunul sumfing sumfing rent-a-rekk o i givs up.
well . . . at leest yu trieded!
ba dun dun (*tssh*)
Ebberlee Brudders!!! I memmemmers dem!
Luv stinks,
yeah yeah…
ai lurv dat vershun by teh everlee bruthrs
*Nom nom nom* Hmmm, cud uz sum catsup…
catsuptonogood.
pritty suttel… much win!
Whitey Grey scrreemzes cuz she noes teh orinj wunz iz poyzin (ebben iv itz yer own sisstrer)
yeah butt they not venomous, no worries
so…. iz ok to be eeted by ornj kitteh, jus u mus nvr eet dem??
Yup… well… uhside frum teh fact dat uz iz bein eeted…
Oh noes! holloweene tymez iz nawt fur lyke, 2 daiz!! No farez tu b pract…prak…werkin ur teefies so urly! And nawt on mai nex! hurtz rly bad
*oweez*
o hai. u smelt liek cheezburgr – do u has machink flavour?
o! I kan not help tellink eberywun! Wun ob my co-wurkers, her client had can rezcue wun week owld kitteh from wen a abandind howse had a fier. 2 babby kittehz deid, but tree libed, an she boddle fed it an stuffs an naw is 7 weeks old an she lergic, an cahnt hab kittehs in her partmint……an she luks fur home. My b/f sed YES an naw I hab da koootest babby kitteh! He nawt hab naym yet. He herez wif me at wurk….oh my gawd he koot….I may need da CCC here at wurk…I canna find my CHRG(wdoi) anywarez……….
SPLORT.
halp?
sry, doan noe howsta hep ya on dat wun. mabey can fink ob sum naems tho.
I tinking “skye” lik da isle of ….
Ione?
Oooh, dat naym iz a-muse-ing!
Cielo? Dat iz hebben in espanol… see ay lo. Miote be moar fur burdeez dan kittehs
Hecate? Minion? Leo? Mcshnargle Fluffybutt? Fuzzy Mcmouseripper?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001746/
Did ju no she wunce wuz girlfren of Antony Kiedis ov Teh Red Hawt Chilly Poopers? NAWT a natcherul match imho.
oar…..Dunvagen ?! dat iz teh mostest famosestz caztles awn teh island…..you cood cawl it dun or dune or vague or gun or vagun or dunva or gen …..oh pooh too silleh, or Flora, or Prince or Charlie or macdonald or Betsy (that waz charlies name when he waz disguised as Floras maid and snuck uner the noses of the British>
sowee panfer, aiz 2 minits late!
Wut he luk liaek? Wut kuller? Wut pursunalutee?
He grey an floofy and VER curios an sweet. I wen to get him and he runned up an sed “You haz a flavor?!” an den snoogled me an iz sidding in mai offise charmin’ EBEREYONE.
I take pikchurs tonite an maybe dey maks it to Vote paghe.
He TAINY but wif grate big harbles…..grey eyes and grey furz and floofy and wite chin and tozies.
U shud call him Flavor. Cuz him sez him wantz a flavor.
I’z in ur offis cher, gettin ur promoshun
Congrachulashuns on ur noo behbeh kitteh!
Whut abowt Smokey?
Yeah, cuz himz greay AND comez frum fyre.
Or mebbe BBQ, since him asked bout flavor?
Hause abbout Earl Grey?
(u gonna get rid uv dem harblz, rite?)
yay fr ur noo kitteh! \o/
*handses dapanferkitteh a mawp*
We is tu layt to halp wif the splort but wut duz kitteh luk lyk so we ken halp u fynd an aporp…apop…gud naym?
Howbout “Phoenix” cos kitteh rose form teh ashes?
Oooh, I lykes dis wun…plz to be ignoring earlier BBQ comment – I wuz kiddin.
Phoenix iz gud naem fur ur bebeh!
Iz bery happeh fur u. Meny snorgles 2 ur babeh!
I found a partially used chicken head glove on the floor over here…..and givin it to u until the cart girls arrive…..its awl I can do…oh and here…..have some cheezecake. I was gonna give it to Teho later, but u might need it
)
is ok… i alredy has al i needz
so generous of u
) PS I like the new look of ur blog…..very kewl! (I was gonna give u a cheesecake as a blog warming gift!) smile
tanks gayla – dat halped lotz.
Cheezkake an kittehs – whut cud b bedder? (Dere is kitteh “helping” me type rite naw)
After awl teh behbeh has been throo?
TROOPER!!!
How wunnderful fur teh both of yoo – happee kittie, happee panfer.
I think Skye is lovelee nayme, but purrhaps nawt fur kitteh. With teh SS sound tehy thinks u r hissing at tehm sumtiems.
Happee day for yu an yur new bebbeh!!! Reskue bebbehs are teh bestest! I lub teh name Skye, too! An tell yur boifren I luz him as well!!! He iz a gud man in mai book.
Congtats!!!
CCC is heer !!
*handin owts CHRG(wdoi) fur splorts pwotekshun*
Gots in neu shipment ob hot pink swim caps wif blu fwolers iffn NEwun wans won!!
*MM stans bai wif yello mops in purrpel bukkit ob sopee watr**
Kitteh porn! From da back baby! U know u lyke eet rugh!
JH——-awl I can say to u is……..YIKES!
Aye will follow up with an awld-fashuned. . . . . .EEEEEeeeeeeewwwwWWWW!
Ruff? Dat wud be goggee stile, nawt kitteh stile!!
Likker in da frunt
Poker in da reer!
Bite me again child and you will WISH we had the stoopy hoomis “naughty korner” (which you would have to share with Teho
) )
Teho is in teh naughty korner??? Dis I gotta see….***runs off to look***
[watches COL running away]
[sad slow headshake]
Keep shaking hed. I is runnin too look too.
mabey i shud com along wif u alls? i meen, wut ifs i am der?
totel shatterday experients. (harlan ellison – best fing he evver roted.)
Den…den dere wud bee….TWO TEHOS?
*brane bogguls*
ai am curious, Teho. Whut will u du if u R tehre? hmmmm – I think ai run along and see, too.
i suspec teh Nawty Cornr is can be rilly teh Not Me Cornr.
Nobuddy puts Teho in teh korner!!!
luv 2 see teh piksure taken tree sekonds l8r. wood be teh big ball ov floof, claws an dus wif howls comin owt. luks lik teh wite an grey kitteh NOT WANT at awl. not konsider luv byte funny at awl. proly wil eskalate konflict rapidlee.
Vampire kitteh will drink ur bloodz nao kthx. Resistance is feeootile.
Joo Borg vampire kitteh?
ornj n wyte kitteh bytes off moar den he kan chuuz!
(omg, chuuz)
(i has a siknez)
Wee noes.
Wee haz noen fur longtym.
Wee luvz yew in spytof dis.
Yew kannot scape.
Whad U doan liek mah singin? Evrbunny’s a critik!
Surpriz buttsechs (Ur doin it rong)
poyzinus orinj mew-tant vampier kitn klaymz anotehr halplis viktem
Duz dat meen dis udder kitteh will soon become orinj an’ mew-tant?
Oh noes, dey be takin’ ober teh whirld …
NOM NOM NOM NOM
MEOWZ!
Vampire Cat is a Vampire.
MAAAAWM!!!!
MAK HIMZ STAAAAWP!!!
What? I’z pwaktisin foar halowweenie.
I’z a vampir.
Ifz u 2 doan plai nise, ur gonna haf 2 goes 2 ur rumes!
Dids u heer me?
Doan maek me cums ober der!
Aye meens it!
(Mama stillz watchin hers storees ona TV)
But hall…holl…scary dai iz still tu daiz awai and my nex rly hertz nao! Hmph..mehbeh I getz u chzbrgr insted. Or sumpin?
Kitteh jus trian 2 plai horseh.
Grabbin teh rains wif hims teefs.
Gideeups!
HALP HALP !!!!
AI’z BEAN OPREST !!!
Heer we seez teh brootowlitee inhairent in teh sistim!
u saws id, didnchu?
U saw him opresin me didn’t u?
echo!
dey jaw jinx
“Ai wil releez u foar a nomnomnom…er nominal kwantity of ur blud”
Dis no cheezburger!
kue “furburger” joek ins 5… 4… 3… 2…
too late.
pleh.
Alright Teho
I wuz goin out fur a furburger – but theres wun rite heer….
this wut u get wiv 2 much telly: sensluss vie lenz
.
2 much SoTL re-runnz…
senluss violinz???? Iz dat like teh stoopy fiddlez?
Oh noo
Iz vampir kat!
Hewp! Sombodee getz de garlek!
an sum holey water!! … hey, how duz u get teh holes in teh water??
foar 2 maek it i’s!
aww u giys beet meeh 2 it
jus aks an ice fishermans.
I can has VAMPIEYER!!! oh noes! halp! he be sukkin aot all me bludd! Halp!
or…or mebbeh.. it be from Drakitteh: Dead and loving it! Renfield: [as the vampire women are seducing Renfield] “Wrong me! Wrong me! Wrong me!”
vampiyer… i has it
NAO I GIV U TEH CHOICE I NEVR HAD
Orunje kitteh
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/01/it-eatz-meh/#comments
Iz still hungrei!
It eatz meh!!!!
Vampire kitty sez: I CAN HAS UR BLUD?
It Eats Meh!!!
noes noes noes – its:
SURPRISE CATNIBBLIZM!!!1!
oh noes! caneballisum!
Nosferatu cat iz nosferating
nooooo! bob, get da cheezeburgers!