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No one expects the surprise cannibalisms!!
[sighs]
[trudges off to fetch the comfy chair]
U sitz rite der, Teho. Janet and Kathleen gettin readee wif speshal danz nmber. Teh Irish Danz. Thez gettin teh floofy skirtz awn, an clacky shoes. It be good danz don worree, saw its awn teh TV.
(walks off stage) clackity, clackity, clackity
eberywon bizzy gettin tight pantz an floofy skirtz awn,maybee awile
Hai, thisncat! Aye just had to run to mai haus fur mai costyume n clacky shoes. Im almoast reddy - n aye browt the Irish Danz music CD. Just waitin fur the rest to get heer.
Congrats, RJ. Hoeps u lieks teh dance. Teho - u just maeks urself comfurtable. I bleeve I can saiflee say u will be. . .umm. . .astonished at whut we r gonna do!
Now that my comments might NOT be eeted…
What do I get gratlashuns for??
for being furst of many—- and smart enough nawt to say it……
Hey, Gayla. Did u bring ur floofy skirt and clacky shoos? We needs sum moar dansers heer fur RJ. I dunt want to be puttin Teho’s ayebawls out all bai maiself!
I haz teh floofy skirt….but mai shoez duzzint has enny clacky thingeez on dem….I can danse ennywayz???
I haz extra clack thingeez an I haz a beeutful curly harz for yor hedz.
ifn u needz it maybee nawt.
I do!! Fank yu berry muchez fur yur generositee!
Hey! I is Irish! An I have a cuzzin named Randee Jones. Dis dants rite rite up my alley!
*Dantses wif glee!*
Hey - nice groop gathering heer. Teh otters will bee heer soon. I’m shur Kathleen will be here soon being Irish and awl. thisncat - pleese put teh extree flooy skirts n clackee shoos over bai Teho’s chair. Enewun needing tehm can just getz whut tehy needs. (Guys don’t needs teh floofy skirts unless u wants too. Pleese to hav pitee awn Teho’s ayeblols.)
OK - teh mewsik is playing - arms akimbo - LETS CLICKETY CLACK!
[dons safety gogglols]
I can has Riverdans?
Verry, verry wize purrcawshun, Teho!
oh oh ai wantz to dawnse wif claeckity shooeses and ware the owutfitz wif the floofy skirtz……ai gotz mi hans awn mi hipz,,chinz up, bak strate,
*clackity, clackity, clackity, clack, clack
heelz toeses heelz toeses heelz toeses.
makez mi feetz goe rilly rilly fasty…..
clackity ckackity clackity/….*
puff puff puff puff puff……
dat sertanly be a werkowut……..
ai sitz down noaw….
*clackity clackity clack clackity clack!
heelz toesies heelz toesies heels STOMP
OH Nikas u iz sooo rite, ai forgotted awl abot teh STOMP…. an teh hi clackity clik heelz ina air jumpz, an heelz claak togedder, an teh ankl wobblez……maybee ai needz moar practize….. ..
Monty Python FTW!!!
Gotz da cooshins richt heah.
Don’t forget the soft pillows
waht bout teh rack?
Mai fays is up hear…
buts wher is ur cat??
PS to RJ — try Googlefighting “Cheese” (note mundane spelling) vs. “Burger”.
Booyah.
My comments are lost!
I tried replying twice and ICHC has eeted thems!!
Wow. I think ICHC doesn’t like me trying to say something about cheese here…
I wish I could reply to you properly, Teho, but ICHC won’t let me!
iz too bad ur blawg not has coments enabuld.
Yeah, that’s a whole custom website (I make ‘em as my day job).
Since I do that all day, I don’t always want to keep doin’ it when I get home.
I usually play LOLCats at the howse when I get der.
But, sadly, ICHC hasn’t posted for voteds any of my kittehs.
Much lose and pleh…
Ai has hered u must has grate payshuns.
I am has grate patients.
I’ve been saving all my kittehs form teh fatori so I can cherish thems forevermer.
Purr-haps I can put them on my OWN ICHC section on my website one day.
Advise is “Remoove th hed, or destroy the brainz.”
shuan of de kittehs?
iz winningest nawt second comment evur.
common, is not shuld be - surprise catnibblizm..?
Vampire kitty is a vampire
NOOOO!!!!!! Vampire Kitty be steelin mah blud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ai vant tu suk yer blud…muahahahaha!
One, one fang in your throat.. Two, two fangs in your throat. Muahahahaha!
Vampyr kitteh iz thurstee
Why u bit me? I r not nutrishos
But u r tastee. Lyk furry McCheezburgr!
goez for cheeks next
sumtiem luv doan feel liek it shud
u maek it [dun dun] …hert so gud
hee hee!
Luv herts, luv scars,
Luv woonds, n marks,
Any hart, not tuff,
Or strong, enuff
2 taek a lot of pane,
Taek a lot of pane
Luv iz liek a clowd
Hodes a lots of rayn
Luv herts, ooh ooh luv herts
kittehs brake frum bitin n hode liters n sway bak n 4th.
fanks fur Chering.
fangs fur chairing…
doh!
…cans we combien partz of owr last 2 coments fr teh oober-funeys?
I cant beleeve I had to reed (oh, aye needs the reedee ayes) four tiems!!! Nao I gets it. is the oober-funey. Fangs fur Chering. lol.
(sorree - nawt up to big lolling this moarning.)
luv bleedz, luv dyez, is no sorpriez…
Luuuuuuv BYTES
Ef yur lukkee!!!!
(sez happee B! with teh super hubby)
Luv hertz? Hoaw duz u fele abowt avis?
[groan]
wun moar o’ doez an alamo u downs.
doler bujjit nashunul sumfing sumfing rent-a-rekk o i givs up.
well . . . at leest yu trieded!
ba dun dun (*tssh*)
Ebberlee Brudders!!! I memmemmers dem!
Luv stinks,
yeah yeah…
ai lurv dat vershun by teh everlee bruthrs
*Nom nom nom* Hmmm, cud uz sum catsup…
catsuptonogood.
pritty suttel… much win!
Whitey Grey scrreemzes cuz she noes teh orinj wunz iz poyzin (ebben iv itz yer own sisstrer)