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OMG! FURST! mah furst furst!
dat kittuh shor iz engri! WATUR! DO NOT WANT!
iz not anger manajment. iz plottn REVENGE. ezpects pee in ur bed.
Ai finks da saam ting kittehlurve. Dat kitteh peein awn da piwwow toonyt!!!! MMMmmm.. Bery bery maad kitteh.
Peez wear leest eggspekted….disgovered much laaater.
Or poop in ur shooz.
U sees? Teh poor liddle darlins just gets awl exsiteded and ther brayns just fleez frum their heds. Cuz teh furst two werds certainlee r whut AYE alwayz think. Trick is just to keep it IN teh hed.
hurrrhurrr…mah ol doggeh she be like that…gibs meh deez looks like “wai mama? wai you puts me in teh tubs and scrubs meh? you no likes me no mores? ” and she gibs meh deez saaddest i’s…meks meh feal so ebbil u.u
Mah innosints…let mee show u it.
ebburyboddee gone now? noboddee lookin?
Good!
*tosses on dantsin shooes an dants deefyantlee fur teh furstee!”
Furst furst furst!!!
I sawded yoo! hehe
*Iz tosses off meh shooz koz dey nawt comfy an dancez wiff yoo bear feet*
*blush*
Oh hai, naitkat!
I started ur dantz ub teh happy meel a litto late! I is way down on teh thread at bottom now!
Sorry bowt dat!
Oh hai Kathleen!
no can haz sorry
danzing awl ober da pleic iz good DO WANT
I lubs owr sneekee secret!
hee hee
Iz nawt a sekret enemoar!!!
concatshulaaaaashuns Thestral! ver speshull.. dis mek mi laff..
dis kitteh? NAWT HAPPI!
do………not………WANT!!!!!!!
Jus wehn u thot it was safe to goes bak inna wahter…
PAWS
LOLZ!
Iz thinked of tihs, but too lates!
CLAWS
“I’ll fynd ur kitteh for fiev tousand, i’ll katch him and nooter him foar ten tousand”
“Veterinary man, he gonna have a hart attak wen he sees teh kitteh i gonna bring him”
“Vet goaz in teh caej, caej goaz in teh watur…LOLcat’s in teh watur…”
“…OUR lolcat.”
PAWS! Quick! Get out of the pool!
wee iz nead bigger boat!
da DUNH da DUNH da DUNH….
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tcxhOGyrCtI
Hyoomin gotz ta sleep sumtime. Heh heh heh.
wenz furst 10 noes werk, trys agin! kitteh luks lyk himz on teh tenf ten!!!
lubs dat noes pinsher!!
David Farragut kitteh says ful spede ahed, dam teh torpedoes!
Anger management kitteh iz getting a baff, iz about to get yu wif ten pointy ends.
NO WANT TEH htwoOS!
moar lyk H2WHOA!!!!
Kitteh fails anger management class…….again.
Can u blame him??
Iz nawt kitteh’z fawlt. Teh fynal test iz nawt fare.
Stoopy goggies hab no prolem wif da swimz test.
Iz discrim…deskrimin…iz nawt fare 2 teh kittehz!
OMG!!!!! GET OUT OF THE TUB, IT’S A LION!!!!!
Dis Kitteh is Pissed. Period.
http://www.wannasmile.com
kitteh shud nebber piss in teh pool
NO PETTING
Iz no pet dis kitteh enyways, or fingurs get shreddeded!
u meen teh “ool”?
For this you die.
Cue Cello music: dun dun Dun Dun DUN DUN DUN DUN
Torpdo cat headed for choos raft. Use da pointy ends and POW! Uz wet!
Is 4/4 ostin… osten… repeeted notez plaied in D mynah! Ebery sailur nohwz, dat meens DETH!
- Erik
ah1 I see you have a plce to do that … ok I did it and nopw you can see it on that site if you want to.
I haet u so hard rit nao!
u maed mai giggl n snort.
Kitteh deesiedz taht sinkronizded swimmminkz iz nawt teh sprot fur himz
eether tihs kitteh iz “jumping teh shark” or mebbe he is playyeeng liek shark?
doez tihs esplayne teh posst frum preeveeous pic?
“jumpin da shark” komes from da show “Happy days.” Fonzie wuz water skiing adn jumped over da shark. Lots uv pepples say dat’s wen da show started to go down da hill.
So now day say somting haz jumped da shark wen it stops bein good.
luk on teh kitteh’s fayce sai:
“no moar Mr Gud Kitteh. Dis sho iz no moar gud. Ah will jump dat shark an SHO YU MAH BAD POYNTEE ENS!!!!”
jump teh shark kitteh! yu go!!
In Sovyet Rusha,
shark jumps YOO!!!!
Inna fite ‘tween shark an dis kitteh, Ai will playse bet on kitteh winnin. Shark wuddnt bee fast enuff. Kitteh wud maek bait outta shark.
In the Kitty Olympics, Helmut Kattagut is in the lead, doing the cat paddle bres stroke like his life depended on it.
helmut kattagut is the eas jermun contestant in teh wimmin’s schwimming.
Aye demanz a jender test!!!
hay kewl….read further down…i too learn sumting new…credits to Kathleen on this one.
Bizzarh lookin kitteh is clearlie Fotoshooped.
I nawt think so. Hiz hyoomin servant is standin in teh bakground, makin shur he is OK.
I Beleef I be seen teh kitteh afore. Hiz mommeh techez alla kittehs to swim in der swimmin pool. Jus in case sumpin wood happenz, an mommah no der to save kitteh.
dat’s nowt a bad idea. so longs az yoo haz thick glubs!!
Wid chickeh heds on em?
nope. wif padding on dem. u doan wants kitteh to get fru to u. kitteh arent pleezed…
Kitteh jus madz cuz hims forgits hims swim cap wif teh chin stwap.
Kitteh lubs teh 3D flowerz onit. Putz hims in hiz happeh plase.
yah, taht’s teh swimmin kitteh alriet. hiz momma techez teh kittehs to swim soz tehy wontz drown. mah kitteh falld in puul twicet, lukki waz bi stepz so culdz cliem owt.