Anger Management Kitteh
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OMG! FURST! mah furst furst!
dat kittuh shor iz engri! WATUR! DO NOT WANT!
iz not anger manajment. iz plottn REVENGE. ezpects pee in ur bed.
Ai finks da saam ting kittehlurve. Dat kitteh peein awn da piwwow toonyt!!!! MMMmmm.. Bery bery maad kitteh.
Peez wear leest eggspekted….disgovered much laaater.
Or poop in ur shooz.
U sees? Teh poor liddle darlins just gets awl exsiteded and ther brayns just fleez frum their heds. Cuz teh furst two werds certainlee r whut AYE alwayz think. Trick is just to keep it IN teh hed.
hurrrhurrr…mah ol doggeh she be like that…gibs meh deez looks like “wai mama? wai you puts me in teh tubs and scrubs meh? you no likes me no mores? ” and she gibs meh deez saaddest i’s…meks meh feal so ebbil u.u
Mah innosints…let mee show u it.
ebburyboddee gone now? noboddee lookin?
Good!
*tosses on dantsin shooes an dants deefyantlee fur teh furstee!”
Furst furst furst!!!
I sawded yoo! hehe
*Iz tosses off meh shooz koz dey nawt comfy an dancez wiff yoo bear feet*
*blush*
Oh hai, naitkat!
I started ur dantz ub teh happy meel a litto late! I is way down on teh thread at bottom now!
Sorry bowt dat!
Oh hai Kathleen!
no can haz sorry
danzing awl ober da pleic iz good DO WANT
I lubs owr sneekee secret!
hee hee
Iz nawt a sekret enemoar!!!
concatshulaaaaashuns Thestral! ver speshull.. dis mek mi laff..
dis kitteh? NAWT HAPPI!
do………not………WANT!!!!!!!
Jus wehn u thot it was safe to goes bak inna wahter…
PAWS
LOLZ!
Iz thinked of tihs, but too lates!
CLAWS
“I’ll fynd ur kitteh for fiev tousand, i’ll katch him and nooter him foar ten tousand”
“Veterinary man, he gonna have a hart attak wen he sees teh kitteh i gonna bring him”
“Vet goaz in teh caej, caej goaz in teh watur…LOLcat’s in teh watur…”
“…OUR lolcat.”
PAWS! Quick! Get out of the pool!
wee iz nead bigger boat!
da DUNH da DUNH da DUNH….
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tcxhOGyrCtI
Hyoomin gotz ta sleep sumtime. Heh heh heh.
wenz furst 10 noes werk, trys agin! kitteh luks lyk himz on teh tenf ten!!!
lubs dat noes pinsher!!
David Farragut kitteh says ful spede ahed, dam teh torpedoes!
Anger management kitteh iz getting a baff, iz about to get yu wif ten pointy ends.
NO WANT TEH htwoOS!
moar lyk H2WHOA!!!!
Kitteh fails anger management class…….again.
Can u blame him??
Iz nawt kitteh’z fawlt. Teh fynal test iz nawt fare.
Stoopy goggies hab no prolem wif da swimz test.
Iz discrim…deskrimin…iz nawt fare 2 teh kittehz!
OMG!!!!! GET OUT OF THE TUB, IT’S A LION!!!!!
Dis Kitteh is Pissed. Period.
http://www.wannasmile.com
kitteh shud nebber piss in teh pool
NO PETTING
Iz no pet dis kitteh enyways, or fingurs get shreddeded!
u meen teh “ool”?
For this you die.
Cue Cello music: dun dun Dun Dun DUN DUN DUN DUN
Torpdo cat headed for choos raft. Use da pointy ends and POW! Uz wet!
Is 4/4 ostin… osten… repeeted notez plaied in D mynah! Ebery sailur nohwz, dat meens DETH!
- Erik
ah1 I see you have a plce to do that … ok I did it and nopw you can see it on that site if you want to.
I haet u so hard rit nao!
u maed mai giggl n snort.
Kitteh deesiedz taht sinkronizded swimmminkz iz nawt teh sprot fur himz
eether tihs kitteh iz “jumping teh shark” or mebbe he is playyeeng liek shark?
doez tihs esplayne teh posst frum preeveeous pic?
“jumpin da shark” komes from da show “Happy days.” Fonzie wuz water skiing adn jumped over da shark. Lots uv pepples say dat’s wen da show started to go down da hill.
So now day say somting haz jumped da shark wen it stops bein good.
luk on teh kitteh’s fayce sai:
“no moar Mr Gud Kitteh. Dis sho iz no moar gud. Ah will jump dat shark an SHO YU MAH BAD POYNTEE ENS!!!!”
jump teh shark kitteh! yu go!!
In Sovyet Rusha,
shark jumps YOO!!!!
Inna fite ‘tween shark an dis kitteh, Ai will playse bet on kitteh winnin. Shark wuddnt bee fast enuff. Kitteh wud maek bait outta shark.
In the Kitty Olympics, Helmut Kattagut is in the lead, doing the cat paddle bres stroke like his life depended on it.
helmut kattagut is the eas jermun contestant in teh wimmin’s schwimming.
Aye demanz a jender test!!!
hay kewl….read further down…i too learn sumting new…credits to Kathleen on this one.
Bizzarh lookin kitteh is clearlie Fotoshooped.
I nawt think so. Hiz hyoomin servant is standin in teh bakground, makin shur he is OK.
I Beleef I be seen teh kitteh afore. Hiz mommeh techez alla kittehs to swim in der swimmin pool. Jus in case sumpin wood happenz, an mommah no der to save kitteh.
dat’s nowt a bad idea. so longs az yoo haz thick glubs!!
Wid chickeh heds on em?
nope. wif padding on dem. u doan wants kitteh to get fru to u. kitteh arent pleezed…
Kitteh jus madz cuz hims forgits hims swim cap wif teh chin stwap.
Kitteh lubs teh 3D flowerz onit. Putz hims in hiz happeh plase.
yah, taht’s teh swimmin kitteh alriet. hiz momma techez teh kittehs to swim soz tehy wontz drown. mah kitteh falld in puul twicet, lukki waz bi stepz so culdz cliem owt.
How could this be real?
From the look on thish guy’s face, what he’d do to every hoomin within a 2-mile radius will make headlines across the planet, AND bring a response from the military!
Parents will frighten children into obedience by the story for a thousand years…
Mah wrath…I WILL SHOW YOU IT!!!
Anger Management Kitteh sez “remeber dat byootiful nu fernture an curtins u jus buyed?”
Wal, dey mai stil be “nu” afer I is dun wif dem, butt dey woant be “byootiful” no moar. Nosirree!
Can yoo sai da fotoshop?
Can u say…reed da ober comments b4 u post?
Say whaa?
(it’s already been said – and disproven)
Aye did not c eny fotoshop commentz wen aye posted.. An the disprooving came afta aye posted..
An kitteh noses does not look lyke that naturally..
*sniffs an goes hyding in a corner*
Miros, always read the comments before u speak – you may be repeating something someone has already said.
hey, JCH4k – eben tough we notz 2 haz saym polytixical cullurs, i stil gibs yoo 5 starz on all yor commntz
thankz, lunarmommy. I duz the same fur yoo! sorree to be showing mai colors so playnlee. Iz nawt reelee polite, ai know. But sumtiems, yoo know. . . uuuugeh. . .ai just can’t halp it.
(Mai Mom haz menee frenz of “nawt mai color.” She alwayz maekz me promise to behave befoar we see them.)
iz frum noozpapr articl bowt ladee teechz her kittehs to swim, aftur naybr’z kitteh drownded in puul.
teh kitteh sez “ai snarle n ur direkshun.”
dis get me in Navy Seals? grrrrrr
yes kitteh! nao yoo can hunt dose seals!
Deh Navy LOLcatz be much better!
I luff d angered Navy Seal cat bewwy bewwy musch and Iz awlso luff Anger management kitteh bewwy bewwy musch
Kittehs are sooo kyoot wen dey count frm 10, Iz uance held kitteh by d tail wen shee wonted to leeve an shee luked back at meh an counted
Iz releesd her just be4 1 so as nawt to open Kittehs bawx of Eevil 
Iz hard to tell hao fast kitteh iz cowntin, tho!
I onlee duz it wif ma own kittehs, Aye kin heer dem wen dey cownt. But Aye almoas nebber mek dem dat mad…. Ebben wen dey gettin a baff dey nawt get DIS mad!!
is tat a schwimmer tingie on his noze?
Hims not look like he has norml kitteh noze?
Hims sez “git tis noze schwimmer tingie offa me!”
i thinkng saym thing. no want eedder. wadder bad fur eers 2!
luks lyk bandayd, but witowt ennee ponees awn
Poor kitteh – must hab ponees!!
Ah, SJ owl-ting; cayr fore a kupovtea and a toestead teecaek? It’s tyme fore Arftenoony Tee, hea in teeny tinee Ingerland
Ai sai, taht wud be absulootlee spiffing. I’ll be rownd in faiv minnits.
Pour sum for me too if u please. I would love to have high tea wif Amber and SJ
)
Ju is most wellcum to joyn us, Gayla. Plz tu be wearin a hat an wite glubs (nawt wit elefunkle behine awn fur prefrinse) an tweedy skirt an sai “air, hellair, howdyedodontchano” wen ju arrives an ju will fit rite in. Ju wil find us EZ since Englan is teenytiny an eberybuddy noze eberybuddy else so ennywun can gib ju dyreckshuns.
Jollee Gud owld been! Erl Gray oar Jar Deeling? Miluk oar lemmen? Ah, taht mus be SJ at teh doar – eberywun’s so clowse in teenee tinee Ingerland!
Gayla, we wayt fore yu before Ai por teh teeee.
the Earl wif a twist o lemon for me…..my LARD it is hawt in this flooy hat.
Iz okay, ju can taik hat awf wunce Ambercat an me has been prawpurly introjuiced to ju an we is awn informal turms. Takes tree, fore yeers max.
Brittish reserve – we has it.
Boo-kay residenc! Kitteh ub da hous speekin!
Hyacinth haz a bucket but is hidin it. *snicker*
Ooooh……Sheridan!
soooo, this be sista who got de howse with swimmmmin pool and murcades in fwont?
Muzzbe hawd to breef wid dat aun.
Himz fays looks saem liek dat tygrrr hoo lieks da swimmin. He skrunches up himz fays too!
Puss-eyedun paddles cross teh pond
Pads 2 Padukah an beyond
Pownces on person taht purrswayded him zwim
Ponderz pointy-ends poked in2 him!
a purr-feckly precented poam bout a P-O’d puss!
Puss-eyedun FTW!!!!
Whole thing FTW!!!
it iz, it iz a glowious ting 2 b a pirate cat!
ayeeeeeeeee u be walkin da plank next I reckon, matey!
Iz “Tawk Lyk a Pyraet dai” agin? Awlreddy!!!
Aiiiiii that it tis lassie….naw move aside or it will be walkin the plank for u as well!
It iz, HURRAH fr teh pirate cat
HURRAH fr teh pi-rate cat!!!!!
(G&S FTW KTHXBAI)
Flowtayshun Deevyze kitteh iz flowtin’
Hoomans will suffar foar putting angrey kitteh into water. Mebbe find harballs in shoes!
Uh-o. Kitteh look lyk drunk guys on Cops.
BAD CATS BAD CATS
WHAT YOU GONNA DO
WHAT YO GONNA DO
WHEN THEY SPAT
AT U
REEEEEEEEEEERRR FFFTTT FFTTTT FFTT
Look liek maybe water therapy/ fisikal rehabilitashun for kitteh? Feel better kitteh! Muscle, joint or nerve pain? DO NOT WANT!
Unhappee kitteh iz naut happee.
You know, there is a REASON cats don’t like water.
Great face, though, much lols!
nyse smily ther.
wil hafsta rmember dat wun.
Teho, I glad u sed dat. Cuz den I tot, How Teho know how too doo it? Den it came to me! I right clicked on teh face, and den clicked properties. After teh wurds alternate text, it shows wut to type in!
Cool! I wunted to share my find wif udder peepuls hoo maybee not know how too find dat owt.
ayup, litul bai litul we lerns teh seekritz of WurdPrez.
mac hazno riteclik…
yu kan maek teh smiley with teh colon, teh dash, and den teh end parenthesis. wen yu add yer commint WP gibs yu a fayce automaticatically…usually
semicolon, dash, end parentheseis makes winkyfayce…usually
colon, dash, and begin parenthesis maykes unhappifayce…sometymes
Halp. Duz enebuddy know hao to do this with a Mac?? I dunt even HAS a right click.
Oh – cSmall – I guess I dint reed ur furst lion. I will trai taht – thanks.
But I also wants to maek the smilee fayce with teh beeg eyes (Teho’s reedee ayes)
an lowlygrunts amayzing mooving mouf smilee fayce.
O – luk – it werked. Mai, mai. I has yet anodder knolej.
Mac can has rite click:
hold down teh ‘control’ button and click on teh normal playce for teh Mac mowse. Werks mos of teh tyme…
oooooh! yesh!
awlso, teh opshun key gibs yu manée accåençtes
wif teh ctrl key yu kin chaynge teh direkshuns uv yer typos!
but teh puntuashuns is nawt gramcatical…
dabnit. teh fun direkshuns nawt translawt tu WP
OMG! Do not want!!
Loch Ness kitteh rieziz from teh depths
nah… nots blurey enuf.
KEEP SWIMMIN, BRAEV KITTEH!
ders a Royall Wif Cheez waytings fr u on teh othr sied of teh Channl!
meenwhyl i can has my own yankee junkfuds…
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/index.php?itemid=5677
tanks fur sharing!
(fangs fur Chering)
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/29/rar-surprize-cannibalism/#comment-133969
WIN!
gus-fra-bah
Dam Hooman Trows in a wata und den take pikture. Freaking Idjet
but kitteh gone wait ill stoopy hyooming r asleep. den kitteh will frow hisseff offa da window ledj an “axidently” lands on da hyooming. instint frankenstine gashs on da arms if kitteh nawt luckee. instint frankenstine gashs on da FACE if kitteh R luckee!!
revenj r best served with ALL pointy ends. tempachur irrelevant.
Lo impac’ ‘robics?
U sez dis gud fur mah joints?
Ah shows u lo impac’… C’mere…
[subconsciously protecting teh harbls]
Stoopy hooman!
U sees thru mah clevar planz!
Careful kitteh -
Ur fase mite freez liek dat!
(I’z afwaid dat it alzreedy habs)
Chuft-captain iz rddy to scream and leap.
I DON’T peety the fewl who put the kitteh in da pewl.
Axidentel rymage! Weeeeee!!!!
Curse U Kim Possible! U tink yr all day, but U NAWT!
…um, “all DAT.”
Anger Management Kitteh needz spelchek
Toarpeedoh kitteh am poised foar to sink ur boatz
u sunks mai battleship!
waiterz…thar’z a harball in moi boillabaize…
angr mngment kitteh sahys di
OMG, dis oraynge wun bes RLY poysen!
An willin tu shayr it thry hiz pointy enz wen getz owt of dis wet stuff…
Iz dat de fays he meks wen he poyzinin tings?
Iz da pool poyzun nao??
Angrz mngmnt cat sehs
“GOOS FRAH BAH”
Classic shot – saving it to my pc!
US Marine Kitteh is taking USMC Water Survival Course. HooRah!
i doan noe buts i bin told (i doan noe buts i bin told)
swimin pul is mytee coald (swimin pul is mytee coald)
(pfc kitteh sez SIR! SCROO U SIR! )
Yet anudder vicareeous lief?
mareen cuzin. imfintree.
Ugh, dat wuz nawt de bes trip to da poo Aye eber had! Tred wadder in yor cloze an boots. Fur a lawwwng tiem.
Ok, nao go waaaaay up on dat hi dive, stand liek dis, an den jump in da wadder holdin dat pose. Ya gotta swim awwwwwwlll de way to heer R else yoo burn in da rekij uv da bote. Good luck!
Da poze iz wun hand pluggin noze, udder arm rapt arown to hold in in playc. Dey usta mek ya craws yur laygs, but fown dat it meks brokt laygs an ankuls, so just hasta hold dem strayt….
Et leest it wuzzint winter an de pool wuz insyd an kinda warmish….
Sadly, this is how all my patients looked today.
Many bandaids (with no ponies or anything) were used.
Where did my other comment go… hm, I just wanted to say we have this site as our home site, even though we don’t participate. And, I’m using this picture on my yahoo groups board. It is a place for people who have chronic pain… I would put a link, but I think I did and it seems maybe it isn’t allowed. But the name of the group is OW It Hurts… if there is anyone in here who has chronic pain or a loved one even children with it are welcome to come on board… it is just starting out. But I have been looking at the pics everyday and even put a link to this site on another board where people like me who have really bad pain need every source of fun and smiling we can get. This cat just reminded me of how I feel sometimes at my docs who under treat my pain… anyway maybe too much info there… but My hubby and I love this site!!
Wow, yor drs treet yor payn? Mines duzzint…
Took her neerlee 6 yrs to send me to Roomatolojee to git diagnost wif Fibro…. sigh. An dey don wanna giv strawng meds cuz ‘U mite git addiktid’. SO den we goze on de antidepressince insted cuz da payn meks us deprest. An dey tink dat bedder dan jus helpin releev da payn…. sigh.
Don’t make kitteh angries….
You won’t like kitteh when he angries….
Teh Incredible Sulk
!! :LOL:
No make me angries….
You no like me when I angries….
agen wif the ECHO (echo)
A-M kitteh cownted 2 10, dint werk, ur in tribble nao
im in ur swimmin pool fuxxoring yr ekspektashuns.
eeeww wet ahngree kitteh needs summa hiz mommeez prozak tu keepz him frum dewin real bahd thingz- an a cheezburger cuz he canz countz real guhd
I likes da Navy Seal Cat quotz on dis pik bettah!
mom? How did you get out of the basement mom. Stop looking at me like that mom.
pinz an needlz needlz an pinz a happee kitn iz kitn who grinz…SERENITEE NAOI!!!11!!!
George aus Seinfeld ref FTW!
Iz will hugz him an kizz him an snorggle an cawl him George
which means you has 10 seconds to get outta his face before he rips yours off.