Comments on: OH NOES!

By: krazycatladyinfla

krazycatladyinfla — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:58:21 +0000

enywun hoo tinks jes cuz sumwun not bloo den tey not lurves snorgles en kittehs en lurv fello hoomins is bein sad en unfayr in mah opinyun… not all not bloos r bad peeps jes lyk not all bloos r gud peeps… plenny uv not bloos tink tis admi… admin… prezidunt iz weeni en full of lose en pleh saym az bloos tink… DO NOT WANT!

jes sayin…

iz mah furst post eben tho reed menny lolfrenz posts fur menny moons an luv ichc… ay do okies?

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 19:09:03 +0000

Yu did us all berry prowd, Lynn!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:11:31 +0000

lurves teh kittehs an goggies an lolbunneez an lolhamsterz an lolruses an turtlolz an lolsnaeks, awl teh innosunt creechurs.

bad giez wantz 2 blo up civilyunz… not so grate, akshully

By: Nika

Nika — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:16:58 +0000

I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants in our size?

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:09:29 +0000

tank yoo D.R. fur taht wunnerful bout uv bwilliance.

u always finds teh perfect comment.

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:02:28 +0000

hmm . . . naow taht yoo menshins et, he DOES luk a leedle tinee bit lyke toree

(p.s. mythpusters is very nearly the only thing I will watch on television these days.)

(p.p.s. I reject your reality and substitute my own!)

By: orangekittehservant

orangekittehservant — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 16:59:03 +0000

NARF!!! back atcha… I luved those guys.

Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 15:09:46 +0000

wut cottleston pie sayz. (an iz portant to rembember, not-blooz also gotz feelingz an kind hartz.)

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 15:00:36 +0000

I alwaes thinked dey was sayin “cigar cigar”

By: Lynn

Lynn — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:58:41 +0000

U rite, no secrt service, he no haz lapelz pinz of de day.

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:57:51 +0000

If “red” an “bloo” reffers tu plitkal afillyashun, den I is gray. I refooze tu haz iddylojikul labulls stucked on mee, an neevur uf teh mayn partys agreze fullee wif mai bleefs. I agreez wif sum uf Janet’s ishoos, sum I dusn’t. I has boated foar candydayts frum awl ober teh plitkal spektrim becuz I boats wif mai brayn an mai hart an mai konshins. Teh problims in dis kuntry is nawt becuz “dey” lected teh “rong” Prezzydint. Dere is simplee tu minny boatrs whu wuld boat foar a ded weezul if it blonged tu the “rite” plitkal partee. Ef I wuz teh kween of Amerryka, I wuld ban awl plitkal partees an mayk dese klowns run awn dere persinal merrits. Den we mite akshully git sum gud candydayts to chuse frum. Dey is awl richer dan Croesus, Democrats an Republicans alyk. Dey doan’t enny uf dem rilly unnerstan hoaw us lidl peepls livz…

By: Lynn

Lynn — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:55:48 +0000

Meter reader.

Dat happenz once. My broder an eye b homz alonz an dorz bell ringz. Menz sayz “Meter reader”. Broder an eye look each other an no answerz door. Mamma cat mad when she getz homz.

By: Lynn

Lynn — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:49:34 +0000

Tank uz awl so much for de danse. I much ppreciate itz. I lubs tu danse.

Iz too much pressire tu be de first onz. Yoz has tu bee cleverz and fazt. Heart bout tu spolde. Brainz freez up, no thoughtz procezz get thru. Butz itz juzt bee dumb luck dat I seez it first.

By: SJ

SJ — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:31:38 +0000

Heer in teeny tiny Englun, teh pollyticks gawt bery confyoosed as teh red party prolly nao more bloo tahn teh bloo guys…. NEwais, ai laiks Janet’s manny festoe – kind and helpin teh otters an snorglin an dansin an bean reddy to halp wit teh CHRGwdoi at awl tymz. Ai wud vote fur partee wit taht fillo sophie. Ai tink pink is GUD culler fer us.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:50:24 +0000

Oh – I rereeds and sees U just naymed it. Whew! Thot fur a minnit I had missed sumthing important!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:49:03 +0000

Oh – thank u. I luv taht. Did u say taht befoar and I just missed it.? Purrfekt title. Iz buk cuming own soon? I bai elbenteyhundred copiez fur awl mai frenz and famblee!

By: daisycat

daisycat — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:47:18 +0000

aye gots a beeg head..an liddle arms!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:46:10 +0000

No – iz troo – just liek in mai own famblee – awl must feel welcum and comfortable heer. I reelee ment – most peeple heer r so hmmmmm – I may bee just diggin maiself in deeper.

moast peeple heer seem to bee so full of luv and gud humor and wishin everee wun well and lettin peepl do their own thing if it duznt hurt enywun else and caring about those in trubble . . . in mai own opinyun, these are traits “generally” moar associated wif a certain mind set taht the other.

Becuz u see – this duzn’t reelee apply to just teh Rs and teh Ds. We have frenz heer frum awl over teh whirled – liek SJ and Ambercat and Jules and Bootawn and Floofy (hoo is livin in Frawnce -don’t know if be transplant or whut) – and prolly meny otters – havn’t been keeping track. But moast uv tehm share these traits. Torture – nawt gud. Capitol punishment – nawt gud. Atakking otter couwntrees under deliberate false pretenses – nawt gud. etc.

Being kind to otters (and woodchucks) – gud. Halping otters (and. . ) – gud. Snorgling kittehs – gud.
Dansing fur joi – gud. Wish other well and ALWAYS extending the halping hand to the needee – gud.
And so awn.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 05:19:15 +0000

iz pollytix. redz b teh republycanz, blooz b teh demmycartz. iz nootrl mahself (not nootrd, nootrl). bayzh. or mabee tawpe. just not 2 wantz ennywunz feelinz 2 be hurtz or feelz left owt.

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:12:24 +0000

I is nawt shoor wut yu mene by “red” an “bloo,” butt I susspeck dat I am mush moar pink dan moast ennywun here.

By: leaf

leaf — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:56:13 +0000

Stend, wunce more u makin me laff…well more specifically the dood ritin this piece up…

Buh the way, Tino sends his regards…*Muah*!

By: leaf

leaf — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:53:39 +0000

Yer top 10 Secretary’s Day (er admin assistant) tunes…fer yer fav office beast of burden, I MEAN, UM, yer hardworking assistant. Yep Joyce has got us swinging to the tunes of How High ( Do Ya Want Me to Jump For Ya?), Cheap Talk of Praise (but no Raise), and the special spiritual, Raisin of the Dead (It’s Quittin Time!)….

Worth all of its suggested retail price of 50 cents…Buy Now!

By: kittythud

kittythud — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:52:56 +0000

Dees babee sooooo kayooooooooot!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:51:57 +0000

or iz maybee sum not-blooz heer, but iz 2be kindz uv intimidaytin 2 say if tehyz upinyunz is diffruntz frum ebrywun els’z. Fraydz miet notz 2 be welkum if be not-bloo.

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:14:15 +0000

Candygram.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:04:10 +0000

good ting i didun hole mah bref

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:03:16 +0000

meows pwaintiffwee wif lufflaff…

By: stend

stend — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:48:03 +0000

bobblehead kitten
longs for your dashboard

By: divageek

divageek — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:45:50 +0000

Janet, we can calls it “Mr. Kitten Goes to Washington.”

By: lufflaff

lufflaff — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:45:44 +0000

luffs dat vidjo!!! I useded to watsh it ALL da time!!
an I meow meow meow, an I meow meow meow

By: Erin Stevens

Erin Stevens — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:40:36 +0000

baybee kitteh is smooooochable!!!

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By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:11:10 +0000

CharitysMommy – u luks noo to mee. Has u seen DivaGeeks otter confirmashun heerings fur Mr. Kitteh? Is a wunnderful series. Perhaps wun day we shud post tehm awl together!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:08:55 +0000

I don’t think ENYbuddy awn this site is fur torchur! I don’t even think there are meny red folks, and I dunt meen communists. I think moast ov us r varyeeing shades ov bloo. I maiself am quite dark bloo.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:00:59 +0000

I’m heer and I luvs this danse. Whoooooo Hoooooo

Cat. . .Im a kitteh cat
an I danse danse danse
and I danse danse danse – u with mee, Katheen.

*take a breather. I dun’t know how this happen. But we’re heer now.*

Cat. . .Im a kitteh cat *puff, puff* I think moast of dancers over at “help.” maybe tehy come bak. Yay – Lynn – clever comment * puff, puff. *

and I danse danse danse. .

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 00:41:12 +0000

WTF?

War teh hale bee teh DANTS fur teh lubblee an brillyunt LYNN???

I duz teh speshul kitteh dants ub “Ahm a kitteh kat, an I dants dants dants, an I dants dants dants!!!!” (Yall seen dat video?)

Ennywun wunts too dants wif mee?

By: Menopaws

Menopaws — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 23:56:39 +0000

Zeppelin Kitteh readee for Macy’s Tanksgivin Day Paraid … but needz 16 abel bodeed hyoomins dressd az giant cheezburgerz, to anchor that big big hed…

By: stend

stend — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:35:54 +0000

and is it just me, or does this photo TOTALLY work with my new fave song of the day? I can just see kitty’s giant head bobbing along to this

http://www.soundcrank.com/Song.aspx?songid=5425045

Yeah, I’m a hustler baby
That’s what my daddy’s made me

By: MadLibrarian

MadLibrarian — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:27:01 +0000

Pinky and The Brain reference FTW!!

Narf!

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:13:45 +0000

Is bery jentl plitkal hyoomer, so is okay. U is nawt cawlin ennybuddy stoopy for dere plitkal bleefs, u is juss maykin a funnee bowt a plitkal sichooashun.

By: medicated_maiden

medicated_maiden — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:10:08 +0000

oh oh, i want also!!

By: divageek

divageek — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:03:25 +0000

I are glad yoo and cheezfrenz lieks. Wuz afrayd it maht be too “politikul” but decided it wuz gentul and hopefully teh_funneh so awl can enjoys.

By: CharitysMommy

CharitysMommy — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 21:56:51 +0000

Dis kittehn verra cuut. I wikes.

By: steshka

steshka — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 21:55:35 +0000

wuht grate big Is i has…teh better too see yoo wif.

an wuht a grate big noes i has…teh better to snurfle yer cheezbrgrs wif.

i are advansed preditor kitten!

By: CharitysMommy

CharitysMommy — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 21:49:44 +0000

Teh breeeliance!

By: wilddreamers

wilddreamers — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 21:30:42 +0000

I can hear all the funny grammar here and it’s awesome. Well this cat is from mars. hehheheheheh.

By: divageek

divageek — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 21:26:08 +0000

win!

By: Wilf_Brim

Wilf_Brim — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 21:11:34 +0000

Jack iz rite as uzual. teh wyde angul lenz distortz stufs in teh 4gron. iz nurmal srtype lieele kitteh. don be wurried if deh cheezburger frenz skered of u. i wil snorgle wif u and gibs u kitteh treets.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 20:38:46 +0000

Oo wut’s dis, a kamruh? I poinks it. Wit my fase.

(Poink)

U b skairt nao!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 20:30:42 +0000

Teh bettr 2 do hed butts, mah deer.

By: RamlyburgerCat

RamlyburgerCat — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 20:13:24 +0000

A Goatee, I has it.. prematurely