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MAH HED GROED TO FASS

picture: http://www.e-michael.jp/gallery.htm lol caption: sosumi

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  1. Lynn says:

    Oh noz, it b secret service kitteh from NSA.

    Quick get in the car!

    • wilddreamers says:

      I can hear all the funny grammar here and it’s awesome. Well this cat is from mars. hehheheheheh.

    • Kathleen says:

      WTF?

      War teh hale bee teh DANTS fur teh lubblee an brillyunt LYNN???

      I duz teh speshul kitteh dants ub “Ahm a kitteh kat, an I dants dants dants, an I dants dants dants!!!!” (Yall seen dat video?)

      Ennywun wunts too dants wif mee?

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        I’m heer and I luvs this danse. Whoooooo Hoooooo

        Cat. . .Im a kitteh cat
        an I danse danse danse
        and I danse danse danse – u with mee, Katheen.

        *take a breather. I dun’t know how this happen. But we’re heer now.*

        Cat. . .Im a kitteh cat *puff, puff* I think moast of dancers over at “help.” maybe tehy come bak. Yay – Lynn – clever comment * puff, puff. *

        and I danse danse danse. .

      • lufflaff says:

        luffs dat vidjo!!! I useded to watsh it ALL da time!!
        an I meow meow meow, an I meow meow meow

  2. greasycat says:

    Somehow out of propoortchin kitteh givez me creepz. No want.

  3. Allen says:

    Big headed kitty has a big head. And problems with kitteh doors. And trying to lean over kitteh food bowl, it just keeps smashing head into the food cause it can’t hold its head up =( Poor kitteh

  4. Lynn says:

    Hey, downloading kitteh is gone. You finks hiz secrt CIA identity gotz owt? Oh noz. Dat must be why secrt service kitteh iz here!

  5. lucysmommeh says:

    Is Posh Spice cat.

  6. BonzoGal says:

    Big hedded kitn has sooper-sized brayn, wil suun tayk ober TEH WURLD!

  7. LBeeeze says:

    an mah brane hurtz

  8. leaf says:

    nebuddy c muh bereh and my john lennon glasses? iz time for slam poetry contest….

  9. sally says:

    youz guyz r tooo meen, dis be beutius behbeh kitteh,

    doawn u worri behbeh kitteh, ai will hol u n lub u n cawl u jorg……n gib u loawts ob teh snorgleses, n meeni cheezburgerz……n tings to plai wiff

    n ai will *Boff* anibawdi hoo laffz at joo.

  10. Jack Deth says:

    Liddill Kitteh fyndz
    hiddunz feeshee-iee lenz. Skeerz
    t3h Hewminz watcheeng

    Diss wut happenz wen
    Kitteh eetz T3h Brayn! Den leebz
    Peenkee awllz aloan

    Kitteh needz sydekikk
    2 halpz taykz ober t3h Wurld.
    Luukz 4 “Helllllo, Nurse!” :-)

    Jack.

  11. B! says:

    Fish eye fur da kitteh guy!

  12. Melissa says:

    Bawblehed kitteh!!!!

    wobwobwob

  13. miss foots says:

    jimmy duranny kitteh sez

    goonite missus kalabash werebber U R

  14. snippet says:

    Lookit teh liddle goteee!

    Iz it me, or duz dis kitteh luk lyk Tory frum Miffbusters?

    • gascat says:

      hmm . . . naow taht yoo menshins et, he DOES luk a leedle tinee bit lyke toree

      (p.s. mythpusters is very nearly the only thing I will watch on television these days.)

      (p.p.s. I reject your reality and substitute my own!)

  15. divageek says:

    Confurmashun heerings foar teh furst kitteh nominee foar awfuss of Attornee Genrul continues:

    Senatur Reid: All right, Mr. Kitten, in today’s hearing we need to know your position on torture.

    Kitteh: Whut are “torchur?”

    Senatur: Well, er, perhaps the best way to explain it is to say it’s like when a cat plays with a mouse before the cat kills it.

    Kitteh: Dat nawt torchur. Dat called “playing wif fud.” Momma getz mad wen we duz dat.

    Senatur: Well, it’s more complicated than that. See, some people in our country think that if we hurt bad people enough, we can get them to tell us things they otherwise wouldn’t, give us information that makes Americans safer.

    Kitteh: So yoo playz wif fud to get it to tells u fings? I nawt unnerstanz. Fud nawt tawk to me, I tawk to fud. I says, “get in mah belleh!”

    Hoomins nawt gud hunters ennywai so we has to shares mowsies and lizzurds and skwerls!

    Senatur: Well, Mr. Kitten, do you have an opinion on the torture issue after our discussion?

    Kitteh: I can’t says dat it are gud. Wen I wantz sumwun to does nayce fing foar me, I rubz leg and purrs and gibs snorguls. Dat prolly werk bettur. I shows u hao, k?

    (deafening applause in gallery!)

    • Melissa says:

      Dat nawt torchur.
      Dat playing wif fud.

      I lurve eet.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Deffening applaws frum MEE! Ur brilliance, aphairentlee, know no bownds!

        thank u, DivaGeek. I has teers in mai Ayes frum sheer delite.

        • divageek says:

          I are glad yoo and cheezfrenz lieks. Wuz afrayd it maht be too “politikul” but decided it wuz gentul and hopefully teh_funneh so awl can enjoys.

          • Cottleston Pie says:

            Is bery jentl plitkal hyoomer, so is okay. U is nawt cawlin ennybuddy stoopy for dere plitkal bleefs, u is juss maykin a funnee bowt a plitkal sichooashun.

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            I don’t think ENYbuddy awn this site is fur torchur! I don’t even think there are meny red folks, and I dunt meen communists. I think moast ov us r varyeeing shades ov bloo. I maiself am quite dark bloo.

            • lunarmommy says:

              or iz maybee sum not-blooz heer, but iz 2be kindz uv intimidaytin 2 say if tehyz upinyunz is diffruntz frum ebrywun els’z. Fraydz miet notz 2 be welkum if be not-bloo.

            • Cottleston Pie says:

              I is nawt shoor wut yu mene by “red” an “bloo,” butt I susspeck dat I am mush moar pink dan moast ennywun here.

            • lunarmommy says:

              iz pollytix. redz b teh republycanz, blooz b teh demmycartz. iz nootrl mahself (not nootrd, nootrl). bayzh. or mabee tawpe. just not 2 wantz ennywunz feelinz 2 be hurtz or feelz left owt.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              No – iz troo – just liek in mai own famblee – awl must feel welcum and comfortable heer. I reelee ment – most peeple heer r so hmmmmm – I may bee just diggin maiself in deeper.

              moast peeple heer seem to bee so full of luv and gud humor and wishin everee wun well and lettin peepl do their own thing if it duznt hurt enywun else and caring about those in trubble . . . in mai own opinyun, these are traits “generally” moar associated wif a certain mind set taht the other.

              Becuz u see – this duzn’t reelee apply to just teh Rs and teh Ds. We have frenz heer frum awl over teh whirled – liek SJ and Ambercat and Jules and Bootawn and Floofy (hoo is livin in Frawnce -don’t know if be transplant or whut) – and prolly meny otters – havn’t been keeping track. But moast uv tehm share these traits. Torture – nawt gud. Capitol punishment – nawt gud. Atakking otter couwntrees under deliberate false pretenses – nawt gud. etc.

              Being kind to otters (and woodchucks) – gud. Halping otters (and. . ) – gud. Snorgling kittehs – gud.
              Dansing fur joi – gud. Wish other well and ALWAYS extending the halping hand to the needee – gud.
              And so awn.

            • SJ says:

              Heer in teeny tiny Englun, teh pollyticks gawt bery confyoosed as teh red party prolly nao more bloo tahn teh bloo guys…. NEwais, ai laiks Janet’s manny festoe – kind and helpin teh otters an snorglin an dansin an bean reddy to halp wit teh CHRGwdoi at awl tymz. Ai wud vote fur partee wit taht fillo sophie. Ai tink pink is GUD culler fer us.

            • Cottleston Pie says:

              If “red” an “bloo” reffers tu plitkal afillyashun, den I is gray. I refooze tu haz iddylojikul labulls stucked on mee, an neevur uf teh mayn partys agreze fullee wif mai bleefs. I agreez wif sum uf Janet’s ishoos, sum I dusn’t. I has boated foar candydayts frum awl ober teh plitkal spektrim becuz I boats wif mai brayn an mai hart an mai konshins. Teh problims in dis kuntry is nawt becuz “dey” lected teh “rong” Prezzydint. Dere is simplee tu minny boatrs whu wuld boat foar a ded weezul if it blonged tu the “rite” plitkal partee. Ef I wuz teh kween of Amerryka, I wuld ban awl plitkal partees an mayk dese klowns run awn dere persinal merrits. Den we mite akshully git sum gud candydayts to chuse frum. Dey is awl richer dan Croesus, Democrats an Republicans alyk. Dey doan’t enny uf dem rilly unnerstan hoaw us lidl peepls livz…

            • lunarmommy says:

              wut cottleston pie sayz. (an iz portant to rembember, not-blooz also gotz feelingz an kind hartz.)

            • lunarmommy says:

              lurves teh kittehs an goggies an lolbunneez an lolhamsterz an lolruses an turtlolz an lolsnaeks, awl teh innosunt creechurs.

              bad giez wantz 2 blo up civilyunz… not so grate, akshully

            • krazycatladyinfla says:

              enywun hoo tinks jes cuz sumwun not bloo den tey not lurves snorgles en kittehs en lurv fello hoomins is bein sad en unfayr in mah opinyun… not all not bloos r bad peeps jes lyk not all bloos r gud peeps… plenny uv not bloos tink tis admi… admin… prezidunt iz weeni en full of lose en pleh saym az bloos tink… DO NOT WANT!

              jes sayin…

              iz mah furst post eben tho reed menny lolfrenz posts fur menny moons an luv ichc… ay do okies?

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        CharitysMommy – u luks noo to mee. Has u seen DivaGeeks otter confirmashun heerings fur Mr. Kitteh? Is a wunnderful series. Perhaps wun day we shud post tehm awl together!

  16. RamlyburgerCat says:

    A Goatee, I has it.. prematurely

  17. Romeow says:

    Teh bettr 2 do hed butts, mah deer.

    • steshka says:

      wuht grate big Is i has…teh better too see yoo wif.

      an wuht a grate big noes i has…teh better to snurfle yer cheezbrgrs wif.

      i are advansed preditor kitten!

  18. D.R. says:

    Oo wut’s dis, a kamruh? I poinks it. Wit my fase.

    (Poink)

    U b skairt nao!

  19. Dis kittehn verra cuut. I wikes.

  20. Menopaws says:

    Zeppelin Kitteh readee for Macy’s Tanksgivin Day Paraid … but needz 16 abel bodeed hyoomins dressd az giant cheezburgerz, to anchor that big big hed…

  21. Erin Stevens says:

    baybee kitteh is smooooochable!!!

    T
    H
    U
    D

  22. kittythud says:

    Dees babee sooooo kayooooooooot!

  23. daisycat says:

    aye gots a beeg head..an liddle arms!!

  24. Great tune, and I’m not even into that genre!


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