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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Oh noz, it b secret service kitteh from NSA.
Quick get in the car!
I can hear all the funny grammar here and it’s awesome. Well this cat is from mars. hehheheheheh.
WTF?
War teh hale bee teh DANTS fur teh lubblee an brillyunt LYNN???
I duz teh speshul kitteh dants ub “Ahm a kitteh kat, an I dants dants dants, an I dants dants dants!!!!” (Yall seen dat video?)
Ennywun wunts too dants wif mee?
I’m heer and I luvs this danse. Whoooooo Hoooooo
Cat. . .Im a kitteh cat
an I danse danse danse
and I danse danse danse - u with mee, Katheen.
*take a breather. I dun’t know how this happen. But we’re heer now.*
Cat. . .Im a kitteh cat *puff, puff* I think moast of dancers over at “help.” maybe tehy come bak. Yay - Lynn - clever comment * puff, puff. *
and I danse danse danse. .
luffs dat vidjo!!! I useded to watsh it ALL da time!!
an I meow meow meow, an I meow meow meow
meows pwaintiffwee wif lufflaff…
Tank uz awl so much for de danse. I much ppreciate itz. I lubs tu danse.
Iz too much pressire tu be de first onz. Yoz has tu bee cleverz and fazt. Heart bout tu spolde. Brainz freez up, no thoughtz procezz get thru. Butz itz juzt bee dumb luck dat I seez it first.
Yu did us all berry prowd, Lynn!
Somehow out of propoortchin kitteh givez me creepz. No want.
dis wat iz seez frum mai hoaws en da fishee bowl. verry scaree! no want!
Big headed kitty has a big head. And problems with kitteh doors. And trying to lean over kitteh food bowl, it just keeps smashing head into the food cause it can’t hold its head up =( Poor kitteh
Hey, downloading kitteh is gone. You finks hiz secrt CIA identity gotz owt? Oh noz. Dat must be why secrt service kitteh iz here!
technical service cat desided to take care ob it?
Secret Service Kitteh?
- No, Lahnshark!
Candygram.
Meter reader.
Dat happenz once. My broder an eye b homz alonz an dorz bell ringz. Menz sayz “Meter reader”. Broder an eye look each other an no answerz door. Mamma cat mad when she getz homz.
U rite, no secrt service, he no haz lapelz pinz of de day.
Is Posh Spice cat.
dat not nyce, posh’s hed mush bygger.
I sorry. Kitteh, you axsept my pologies, please
I’ll tell you what I DO NOT WANT
what I really really DO NOT WANT
( zig a zig ah )
I alwaes thinked dey was sayin “cigar cigar”
bobblehead kitten
longs for your dashboard
good ting i didun hole mah bref
actually, kitty might be more closely related to Joyce
http://www.atlantaillustrated.com/blogs/blog02/2005/05/10-worst-album-covers-of-all-time.asp
“Hi, Joyce? This is Artie, your producer. We got the photographer to come in today, so grab an extra bottle of aqua-net and get your hot 4ss in here. I have a nude badminton tournament at noon.”
and is it just me, or does this photo TOTALLY work with my new fave song of the day? I can just see kitty’s giant head bobbing along to this
http://www.soundcrank.com/Song.aspx?songid=5425045
Yeah, I’m a hustler baby
That’s what my daddy’s made me
Yer top 10 Secretary’s Day (er admin assistant) tunes…fer yer fav office beast of burden, I MEAN, UM, yer hardworking assistant. Yep Joyce has got us swinging to the tunes of How High ( Do Ya Want Me to Jump For Ya?), Cheap Talk of Praise (but no Raise), and the special spiritual, Raisin of the Dead (It’s Quittin Time!)….
Worth all of its suggested retail price of 50 cents…Buy Now!
Stend, wunce more u makin me laff…well more specifically the dood ritin this piece up…
Buh the way, Tino sends his regards…*Muah*!
Big hedded kitn has sooper-sized brayn, wil suun tayk ober TEH WURLD!
wunce i figger how to keeps it up longer than a minit
(Um this problem more common than u think…;)
My kitteh was alla time bonking her hed when she wuz little. I finked mebbee she needed crash helmit. But all turned out goods.
Gee big hedded kitteh, whut yoo want to do toonite?
same thing we doo evree nite, try to tayk ober DA WERLD!!!!
Pinky and The Brain reference FTW!!
Narf!
NARF!!! back atcha… I luved those guys.
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants in our size?
an mah brane hurtz
nebuddy c muh bereh and my john lennon glasses? iz time for slam poetry contest….
lett it be
lett it be
youz guyz r tooo meen, dis be beutius behbeh kitteh,
doawn u worri behbeh kitteh, ai will hol u n lub u n cawl u jorg……n gib u loawts ob teh snorgleses, n meeni cheezburgerz……n tings to plai wiff
n ai will *Boff* anibawdi hoo laffz at joo.
yeayh!!! boff em fur mee too….
Liddill Kitteh fyndz
hiddunz feeshee-iee lenz. Skeerz
t3h Hewminz watcheeng
Diss wut happenz wen
Kitteh eetz T3h Brayn! Den leebz
Peenkee awllz aloan
Kitteh needz sydekikk
2 halpz taykz ober t3h Wurld.
Luukz 4 “Helllllo, Nurse!”
Jack.
We boff lol’d at dis, yoo so good!!!
Hellllooo, Nurse! wer mai favrit. Den Wakko. Himz krayzee!
Jack iz rite as uzual. teh wyde angul lenz distortz stufs in teh 4gron. iz nurmal srtype lieele kitteh. don be wurried if deh cheezburger frenz skered of u. i wil snorgle wif u and gibs u kitteh treets.
Fish eye fur da kitteh guy!
I weddy 4 my close-up….OK U KIN STOP NOW
win!
Bawblehed kitteh!!!!
wobwobwob
i still wantz bobblehead Happycat moar dan ENNYFING. Can haz foar Chrismus, chz and tofu? Pls, pls, pls?
oh oh, i want also!!
jimmy duranny kitteh sez
goonite missus kalabash werebber U R
Lookit teh liddle goteee!
Iz it me, or duz dis kitteh luk lyk Tory frum Miffbusters?
hmm . . . naow taht yoo menshins et, he DOES luk a leedle tinee bit lyke toree
(p.s. mythpusters is very nearly the only thing I will watch on television these days.)
(p.p.s. I reject your reality and substitute my own!)
Confurmashun heerings foar teh furst kitteh nominee foar awfuss of Attornee Genrul continues:
Senatur Reid: All right, Mr. Kitten, in today’s hearing we need to know your position on torture.
Kitteh: Whut are “torchur?”
Senatur: Well, er, perhaps the best way to explain it is to say it’s like when a cat plays with a mouse before the cat kills it.
Kitteh: Dat nawt torchur. Dat called “playing wif fud.” Momma getz mad wen we duz dat.
Senatur: Well, it’s more complicated than that. See, some people in our country think that if we hurt bad people enough, we can get them to tell us things they otherwise wouldn’t, give us information that makes Americans safer.
Kitteh: So yoo playz wif fud to get it to tells u fings? I nawt unnerstanz. Fud nawt tawk to me, I tawk to fud. I says, “get in mah belleh!”
Hoomins nawt gud hunters ennywai so we has to shares mowsies and lizzurds and skwerls!
Senatur: Well, Mr. Kitten, do you have an opinion on the torture issue after our discussion?
Kitteh: I can’t says dat it are gud. Wen I wantz sumwun to does nayce fing foar me, I rubz leg and purrs and gibs snorguls. Dat prolly werk bettur. I shows u hao, k?
(deafening applause in gallery!)
Dat nawt torchur.
Dat playing wif fud.
I lurve eet.
Deffening applaws frum MEE! Ur brilliance, aphairentlee, know no bownds!
thank u, DivaGeek. I has teers in mai Ayes frum sheer delite.
I are glad yoo and cheezfrenz lieks. Wuz afrayd it maht be too “politikul” but decided it wuz gentul and hopefully teh_funneh so awl can enjoys.
Is bery jentl plitkal hyoomer, so is okay. U is nawt cawlin ennybuddy stoopy for dere plitkal bleefs, u is juss maykin a funnee bowt a plitkal sichooashun.
I don’t think ENYbuddy awn this site is fur torchur! I don’t even think there are meny red folks, and I dunt meen communists. I think moast ov us r varyeeing shades ov bloo. I maiself am quite dark bloo.
or iz maybee sum not-blooz heer, but iz 2be kindz uv intimidaytin 2 say if tehyz upinyunz is diffruntz frum ebrywun els’z. Fraydz miet notz 2 be welkum if be not-bloo.
I is nawt shoor wut yu mene by “red” an “bloo,” butt I susspeck dat I am mush moar pink dan moast ennywun here.
iz pollytix. redz b teh republycanz, blooz b teh demmycartz. iz nootrl mahself (not nootrd, nootrl). bayzh. or mabee tawpe. just not 2 wantz ennywunz feelinz 2 be hurtz or feelz left owt.