o hai. i called nigeria
we get lots monies soon!
don’t fall victim to scams like this poor little kitteh.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
I iz a welthee buzness man and u kin has moast of teh munnies, bur furst u gives mee elebentee thousand munnies - and i givs u this chek.
u beeted me by “dat much!”
Yay! Ideaz 4 furstee danse 4 JCH4C?
Do u haz request?
I know - I saw taht. Had I pawsed to fix “busness” - shudda been an “i” insted ov teh “u” it wud indeed have been “U” and nawt “I.” (Gud hevens -taht werked well!!!)
So - since wuz so close - whutever is dansed must bee fur both ov us. Whut do U liek?
How bout MUNEE dants by Liza Munelli an Joul Gray!
Munnee makes teh wurld go round, wurld go round!
Yay fur Janet!!!
Dats purrfct. Lotz ob shakin an shimmyin and JAZZ HANDS. I joyn wif u to celabrate AWL Janetz comentz!
Janet maykes teh ICHC go round!
Janet maykes teh ICHC go round!
broadcatsmews,no trooer wurds wur ebber spokun!!
*espeshully glad wuz Janet dat wun teh furtstee*
Wait I gotsa find mah tawp hat..
Ok! JAZZ HANDZ!!!!
Oh, Melissa - so glad u r heer - wif tawp hat, no less! Popping teh JAZZ HANDS so fun.
Thankz, Kathleen and bcm. Kathleen - I just KNEW u wud come with the purrfekt danse fur tish pikshoor! I almost sayed it - now I’m sorree I didn’t - except taht u did it on yur own, which is far, far bedder.
End of speech - I’m reddie fur the MUNEE dants. An wif gud frenz bai mai side. THAT’S whut reelee counts!
Janet, duz u meen U allmost sayed teh suggeschun fur dat Liza Munnee song? Dat wud bee SOOO coolllll!!
/grate mines tink alike
Or mebbe sumtheeng by Eddie Munneez. He gotz sumz pritty gud dantz tunez.
Yesh, I tot ub Eddie Munneez. An I tot ub dat song monee..its a blast…or wutever. An I tot ub udder munnee songs, too! But teh Caberet song….well, dat just seemed like sumting ol fashioned an cool and classy an I figgured wud bee purrfect fur Janet!
oar purhaps “munny” by pink floyd?
am I shooing mah troo colors yet?
I tawt of teh Pink Floyd song too. And dis wun:
Munny dun get eberyting its troo
But whut it dun get, ai can’t yooz
Ai want munny
Dat’s whut ai DO WANT!
*pondurrz teh irunee..*
U meen “whirled go round?” Is a concept fownded onlee in LOLcat. Whut a wunderful langwij we is speekin!
I can haz entry tu celebratoree furstee poem contest frum “don tellz me”:
U firstie wun
Fur awl tu see
Wee luvs icanhascheezburger
It makes us all happee
Soz addz a commentz
Or tu or free
Herez wee can show
Our creativitee
I keepz wurking on it. I knew hre, and mi lol tawk nut so gud.
Lynn, Dat was AWSUM!!!!!
U r full of ryme an wit!!!
YAY!
Gasp!! WOW! R VERY FURST entree in the Furstee Poetree Contest. An such a charming wun.
Wud do firstee danse fur furstee poem, but is purrhaps carrying things too far.
Lynn Uh, uh, gurl. Ur LOL talk bee full of WIN!!! Buckets ub teh winn fur u!
Yes, is wunnerful poem, an yer lolspeak is teh WIN!
too ansur ur qweschun, Janet, it did comment, about busness shudda ben I instedd ub u dat I was sayin is ironik.
/Teh last shall bee furst.
mai scam…let me show u it
i fot u sed “mai scream…”
cuz i wuz nut reeding lol correctly
but no worriez…
fot u were screaming about nut beeing furzt
I iz so glad udder peeps be reedin strange tings 2. I knows I needz to be gettin teh new glazzes but I were wonnered bout me.
This print be purtee small.
Wut? Ai not throw hissee fit
….today. Yet.
(apolgees to MzHizzyfitz!!!!)
Butt - her Hizzyfitz were PURRFEKT - and so full ov the kyoots. She be purrhaps awl time Champeen of Hizzyfitters.
Sawrite. I calmed down now. Sumnday I gets anubber chanz to be furstie.
My Teeter, she saiz “U thinks dats bad U awtah lib wis herz! She say “I be a major drama Qween!
Srsly…I iz offa my meds.
Dat Janet an Kathleen sure can danz cant tehy??!! Luks lyke tehy danzes on teh clowds. Feets nebber touched teh grownd. I luv to watches em. It Teh Purrrfect dance. Awwwww
But u shulee r dansing with us? Heer, u can bee as gud a danser as u wants!
U r our deer Teeter’s sister? I didnt know taht. How verree nice. Nuthin liek sisters. I can has two sisters.
And did u see taht Jack has wished u a “Happee Furstee” awn “Downloading Cat?” A grater honour is hardlee pawsibul.
Awww…MizHizzyfitz, tanks!
And…
I DOOOZ noe wut u meens bout ur Teeter sayin “U watah lib wis herz!!”
I cans bee nice on heer, but I is teh “offa my meds” in reealittee also.
Is always big huge happeee feelin too see mah name bee menshunned nicelee.
Speshullee nex too teh Janet.
Nice man in Nigeereea says that he can trade euros fur cheezburgers…I sined you up….truck bakking up to house any day wit dem…nom, nom, nom….cheezburgers hold value much better than your dollur.
I can has ur bank akount numbar plzkthx?
Lazirs charged! 100%
Wat happens nao?
no…no…no..no…
i culled nigeria…dey no culled meh !!!
dee monnie r reeel dis tyme.
i swarez !!!
Kitteh andz Cell~Foan.
Badz combinayshun. Do Not
Wantz 2 see foan bill!
Kitteh no can sez much,
but Kitteh canz texxt! Tho nawt
well, ackshooallee
Prittee Windo andz
shynee buttuns tempt Kitteh
2 cawllz 4 Tayk~ Owtz
Jack.
Wise wonderful werds! Mai sister says her kittehs wunz almoast ordered sumthing awn eBay!
hai
iz dis wee sling sushi ??
okgud !!
i wantz too tunee rollz, tree spring ahkki in dee shi shi sauce…
yezz, same card nummbur lazz tyme…uh oh…gotz ta go…
kthxbai
Oh, u nawtee kitteh!
U gotted mah credit card an ordured SUSHI!!??
How BAD can u BEE!!!
did u get mai favorite, spidur rolls?
i yoosed ur credut crd AHGIN
i berry bad kitteh
i srry
spidur rollz ???
i berry bad kitteh
i maided joo sum spidur rollz
butt i ated dem
iz tired noaw. wee tawk moar in dee morningz ???
Oh, maiiiiii…
u BERRY bad kitteh…
u yused mah credut card
AN nommed all teh goodies
AN mah spidur rolls?
Oh. Dis is seerius.
ZZZzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzz
*berry bad kitteh preetending to be sleeping*
Yeh. Dats wut I TOT.
duz NEbunny hear reed teh “get fuzzy”?
ifn yoo duz tehn yoo KNO haow bad teh kittehs r wit teh fones!
O, gascat, I LUBS dat cartune!!
o hai
i b textin mai bff oranj kitteh frum cros teh street. not doin nuffin bad or nuffin. u needs to be spendin les time wif teh shiney bocks and more snoglin wif me anywai.
Purrdon? The naiz gentlemanz iz cousin of king, sez he, King Burger, musbetru!
Um…Kitteh??? Hatez to tell u, but PHISHING scam do not involvz REAL FISHIES
Yes. Teh onliez ting it be fisheze is da stank. Big stankiez by big stankie mean hoominz.
mah hoomin stank
let meh show u it…
Hoobastank … music group
Tank teh Lawd it stopped heer.
Yep. stankfully it stoppeded hearz.
You would stink that u could go on and on dis tread
cunzider et mooveded awn frum.
an eggsellent moovement
I’z royulltee?
fer reelz?
Mah famblee jools.
Let me show dem.
ACK…muh eyes…
Can’t unsee what I sawded!
I can has Visene w/bleach?
mebbe u bye noo tabel
iz awl missteak! i has no posable fums! onnest!