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wutcha fink ???
i bee de bunneh ob yur dreemz ??!!
bunny mcdreamy
folloed berry closely bai his fren, bunneh mcsteeemy !
Teh dansin be for YOO, LBeeeze!
Shuffel, shuffel, shuffel, twerl.
Shuffel, shuffel, shuffel, twerl,
An JUMP!
(I tink I gots TU INCHES offa teh flore! Purty gud fur a woodchuck!)
wut dubz a woodchuck chuck wen a woodchuck chucks no wuud ??
lebz shuffl offn two buffaloz woodchuck!
(gascat lik dat- himz CU wuffalo!)
momcat
I dans wif EVEREEBUDDEE!
Hey, woodchuck – Gayla isn’t heer yet, so kin I danse this danse with you? I think I can shuffel purty gud.
Guys – I are coming out of da klosit. I am da wun wot said “First” using Teho’s name. I thort it wuz funnee. Eberyun got vewwy upset. So, I guess, wuzn’t so funnee???
Have felt bad ever since.
I thot it wuz teh funnee but I noo eemeediatly dat it were not reely Teho but sumbody mayking teh klever joke.
Howeber, I gess der is teh risk uv abyoos by yoosing udder peeps naymz.
Yip. Must konsider eet a lesson learnt. Kthxbye.
Teho – I are very sorree. I thort everyone would get it straight away! Didn’t think peeple wud relly think it was yoo!!!! Wuzzint meant as an iedn… iden… stealing of your name. At all.
But I guess you could say, if it wasn’t mean’t as an idnet… ident… theft of your name, then I should have sed so strait away.
My efense is, where I lib (defnitly not anywhere near the contiguous states of America, I has to tell you), we don’t get so very upset by such little things.
If somebuddy get killed, yip, that’s pretty bad, mebbe our news-peppers print summing about that, Or mebbe not.
Juss trying to give some perspective, hope that helps, kthksbai.
PS: my area of residence = Jhb, Gauteng, Rep of SA
I thought it was f***ing hysterical, actooly ;o)
Thks stend. Want to teleport into my closet? You are welcome anytime!
Has secret sure-to-be-un-ful-filled fantasies involving stend
Jules, as you well know, I thought it was verree funny indeed. And you WERE playing off my saying Teho must never give up being against saying “first,” weren’t you?
And we should (as you say) have known AT ONCE that the real Teho’s name is in bloo and yours was in black – and you NEVER imitated me – just gave – what I thought, was a really clever answer. I thought it was also funny that Teho didn’t notice that my name was not right.
SO – I won’t forgive you, because I don’t think you really did anything wrong. I just thought it clever and fun and merry and mischievous. I was really quite certain I could figure it out- but I don’t think you ever gave any more clues. Teho probably scared you!! As well he might!
Very brave of you to “confess,” all things considered. Shows you have lots of character, I think. So, dear Jules, do stay. You keep saying kthxbai, which worries me that you may not think you are welcome here anymore, which I assure you, is absolutely NOT the case.
We need funny and sweet and nice people like you.
South Africa, you say. That IS far away – but I guess we are all quite far from each other. That’s the beauty of this place – so many people loving the same things and thinking so much alike but from all over the world.
You know, it would be fun if people would announce from time to time where they are from. We know b! and stend and Melissa and Gayla – and Nika and Teho. I think I’ll make me a list.
To start (though I think I may have said it before) I’m from St. Joseph, Michigan, on the southeastern shore of the beautiful Lake Michigan, just 90 miles around the lake from Chicago. ummm USA.
fantussies inbolbing Stend??
wait…
I is confoosed. I nebber DID figgur out..
is Stend gurl or boy?
two answr jc4k gud qwestion-
gascat & I arez mizedplaced Orygunians. Weiz muvd to Centinial Colorodeo1 1/2years ago, but still feelz lik Ore- gonians! Muvd to Louisville outside of Boulder las sumer- liks it bedda here…. real trees!but still feelz lik Ore- gonians!
himz a 18 yrs yng boy kiddi whooz freshe at CU. Iz hiz mom who workz especial ed and am avoiding online masters class.
fishykiddi iz my 11 yr oldz daugther (shez just a lurker, butz she lubs you awl)
we haz hubby/daddy- himz juz putz up wif da lolspeak roun da houz.
momcat
I’m not going to say a whole lot more – yoo gais are very forgibing, I must say., but it is not you that I made fun of. How ever you cut it, I did do a stoopy thing, and I take full respon…repons… oh boi. Yoo know wot I meen.
PS Kathleen – there woz lots of talk, at the time, about trolls and all sorts of nastiness. I was pretty scared by all the repercussions. I never did anything except make the one First post. Promise.
Also, I have an idea that stend is whoever you want him to be? Stend? You may differ. I’ve lurked for a long time, and never failed to enjoy your posts.
u bee okay.
I GROSSLEE overreacted.
I tot my wunnerfull site wuz forebber deestroyed. How sillee.
U ok. Tanks fur ur sweet apologee.
Jules-
don be so sadz, youz berry, berry brave two ‘fess up. I fink awl ub us haz don som stoopi fing at sum tim (don eben get meiz startd bout meiz an hi school… suficice it twoz say mai nickiname waz “da imp” an i libd up two it….)
‘pologizin gud. Naow dat u gots dat beeg lumpy offa yur chest go hugz kiddi an feelz bedda.
Ifn yuz wanna nao whooz eberbubby iz, yuz hab two go bac to da beginins an findz us awl out.
Iz pruddy new here.
momcat
I also fot it wuz funnee, wen u purr-tended tu be Teho.
No ‘pologeez needid heer.
Ok I putz mai pitchfork bak in teh clawset. Jules, gud tu hav u heer “cogneeto” (dass teh oppomosit ov incogneeto, rite?). An ai is visittin Sowf Afreeka necks yeer so bess we maiks frens nao! Ai is in Lundin in teeny tiny Englan wher eberybuddy noze eberybuddy else. Teh Queen sez “O hai”.
;D
i am sooooo confuzed….wen did dis happen ???
i bin wurkin lotsa hours latlee…musta missed sumpin…
so plz be telling me wen
kbaithx
I’ll go find it for you. May take a while, but I’ll post it right here. Corse, someone may beat me to it.’
But luk here.
Oh, Jules. I am so impressed dat u admitted
Teh trufe is, not eberywun got vewwy upset. Mostly *I* got upset, an akted like Paul Revere, runnin all over teh cuntryside screemin teh news.
an I am embarrussed abowt dat.
Wut u did wuz fartee, but not wurf gettin all screemy abowt.
I am impressed dat u ADMITTED it!!!
Pleeze, doan go awai.
*hugs*
Kthxbai
Oh, Jules.
I maded u a nice comment but…as usual…wurd press EATED IT!! (grrrr)
I will wait an see if it uppearz
I wuz an ass.
Doan feel bad, woodchuck….I not shur mah big butt can dooz enny bettur!
Butz I can DANTS!!!!!
*Dantses teh romantic bunnee dants for LBeeeze!!
I wuz PROWD uv mai tu inch jump!
Shud I be feelin bad?
I iz confuzzled nao.
Dats cuz I am teh stoopy, and Teh Stoopies enn up confuzzling ebberywun arown dem wit dere stoopiness. Sumtimes it bee contajus an it rubb off.
Oh, look over there!
*runs awai embarrassed*
Yes, u bee da bunny ob mai dreemz
First vote!
oopzs – weiz furgut to danz itz been clos to halloed weenies how bout dis?
LET’S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!!
(star trek style)
youtube.com/watch?v=dfx8Nc6VKnI
It jus a steppy to teh lef….
it be just a jump to teh left!! and the a step to teh riii-iii-iiiight…put ur handz on ur hipz!! and bring teh nees in tiiiiiiiight!! I lurves teh tiem warpz. i used to instigate mass dances of teh time warp in the dorm common room during lunch…see how many we could get to do eet. ah college…i miss thee. (taking semester off to work and volunteer!! I has interview wif Wisconsin Humane Society next week!! soooo nervous and excited!!)
yay a hoomain societaw!!I can has one?? hope teh intervoo goez well maiden!
speeks of hyoomayn sossyiety, wee hab heer a kat reskyoo calld Hapi Kat Haben & yesserday, I sawed a wunnerful thinng. I at teh bet wif mai dawg & dey bringed owt a yittle kitten name Peet. Hee had beed at vett for 26 days- wuz a ferral kitteh, dey tink- hyooge bite on himz nek wen man founded him. the Hapi Kat Haben payed for all teh vett kosts & nao hee wuz beein pikked upp by himz noo momma. He wuz so teenee, berry dark brawne & I heered teh bet texs tawkin bowt wut a sweety himz wuz. Hee wood kuddle rite into peeple’s nex – wen him pikked upp bai noo gramma, he jusst snuggowed into her- an amazzin kitteh, dey all sayed- so ful of teh luv for eberybuddy. He wentz 2 himz noo hohm wair he willz habz 2 kittehs & 2 goggies 2 plai wif!Canz nawt stawp finkin hao swete hiz wuz!
yah! fur da kiddi rekyoos!
I bolentered at one in Orygun, waz muchz fun, I member a kiddi dat deh culd not keepz ina room, himz know houw to open awl doors
momcat
No worriez foar shewar !!!
joo’ll dew juz fine at de intervooz !!
derez no wai jool nut dew grate iffen joo juz be yur lubbelee self !!
Der iz a pitchur sumwhars ub mez an bout 5 ub mai frens doin da TimeWarp on da rowf ledge ub mai dorm….
*sigh col ledge dazes*
gud luk wif da innerview!
jus gets down on da flour an lolspeak two all da kiddis and goggies…..dat shuld impresses dem!
momcat
lolfriends is so supportive of my dreemz to work at hoomaine so-pys-etty…i feel like wif all teh love and support i getz here, no wai i can lose!! and i will prolly lolspeak to teh kittehs and goggies IF i get teh job lol. when no ones looking at first…tehn more often as mai job become secure I luff all my lolfriends so much *tears*
Did joo sai,
It jus a stoopy to yr lef?
But dat’s my brudder!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfx8Nc6VKnI
I hope I did it for easier use.
Dat wuz very kool Janet!
“dammit, janet, i luffs you!!”
fanks jc4k-
gascat n I r still figgrin dis stufz out!
kin u helpz us noes how to do bedda nex tim?
momcat
Well, u know – I am too. Sumwun -oh, I haets it wehn I cant give proper credit – prolly Teho (but sumeitmes not-Teho) (O – Jules – U r not not-Teho. lolcatburglar is not-Teho). Teho, I am quite shur, has several times told us how to do it. The problem with the people hoo know these things is that they know SOO much that they r often using werds and conseps taht I dont quite get. But I’ve lerned a lot heer – and lern moar almost everyday.
So – Just copy the text but leeve out the http n stuff. copy only just exactlee whut I show up there – and then paste it in heer – and it shud werk liek a charm. That’s onlee teh second tiem I did it, so I wasn’t shur it wud werk! But it did.
Trai it out heer – gud playce whar it wudn’t make peeple go “Whut?”
thu tym wharp videow wuz vairy gud. thanksalawt!
ohh noes, taht bunniee be so cyuuute, mi hed…..SPLORT……an me wifout my ruber chiken hed (wif paintinz awn it)
*cleen up awn ile twelbe…..*
juz sayin….
u shuddnt goe on de internets wiffowt protection !!
CCC here to cleen up teh mess n gib u CHRG(wdoi) fur next tyme!
fank u MM ai waz up sew erli todai, dat ai forgotted my CHRG (wdoi) ai is sew emberasseded…..
oranj bunnies has poysun?
onlee iff de mibble ur toes an break de skin
wut iff ai nibbell-ell itz toeses? cuz ai dun thin ai ken reez — ruhz… stop mahself frum dooin’ it.
…adn onlee iffen day fart in UR general direshun.
and calls ur mutter a hamster an says ur fadder smellz ov eldaburrys( i lurvs dis way ov speekinz, iz so fun!).
Aye caynt tell if dat look be’s disapprovin R nawt….
This flirty rabbit
will find replicates of it
very very soon
…LOTS of them
Judging from the votes,
I don’t think people noticed this
is a (great) haiku.
Thanks fer yer comment.
Comin from u means a lot
(xtra line fooled them!)
AH WELL….
hee
i ackshuly kitteh with long ears…our sekret, k, don tell
…adn joo knowz whut dey say about long ears.
big hats!?!
OMG i loled fur liek ten minootes at dis!
Hey ladeze, my cadbury aigz…let me show U them.
bawk bawk
ai luvs teh cadbury aigz. tehy is mai onli favorite milk choklit.
wen ai was yung mai daddy said bunnehs say “buff buff” but cadbury knos thay say bawk bawk
Did yew noe that snorgly bun in tha Cadbury Easta Aig comuershal wuz a reskew bunneh frum a chairity that duz amazing wurk, called Rabbit Rescue. Hier in Ontario, sum lukky buns find thier furever hoam after beeing crooly abandoned owtside. Rabbit Rescue taiks them in, fixxxed thier owwwies and finds nies hoams. They at http://www.rabbitrescue.ca.
Wat a nies storee!
Do dey teech awl teh reskew BunBuns to maek chikin noyzez before dey go to there fureber hoams? Bawk bawk bawk bawk…
Play on playa…
http://www.wannasmile.com
hey babee, u wanna grab a karot? *wink wink nudge nudge*
WIN!!!
i can haz Ricardo Montalban’s bedsheets?
Is Rich Corinthian Leather?
Ohh broooonhildee U r sooo luuuuurrrrvelyyyy
Yesh I nooooooes it I caint heeeeeepp eeettt.
hay bebe, whut sez yu an me goa bak tu mai playz and iz teechez yu multi-ply-cation?
oar maybee anatomee in Braille?
Sumbunny’s lookin fer luuurve….
Aww! SO CUTE =D
What’s Opera, Doc? FTW!!!
E: Weturn, my wove… a fire burning inside me…
B: Return my luv, I want you always bee-side me.
E: Wove wike ours must be…
B: Made fer you and fer me…
E & B : Return, won’t you return my love… for my love is yours.
Scuze me ladeez, u seen mah kontak lenz?
Oh hai bunny ;D
IZ ARTUR BUNNERELLI( da bonz)!! uraay!!
Fiends, Rowmanz adn cntrymin ai will not lend u mai earz!
Earz ob corms?
Lmao, demetri martin!
Demetri Martin bunny!
Iz puttin rayzins in yur cowch…
YEah bunneh, u still gotz it!! Jus b shur to wear ur rayncote!!
u put it on fer me k?
Duz bunnehs haf teh porous skin too?
Camoflage bunneh is camoflaged.
Ow
Mah contak popt owt
Enybodey c it?
(Bary Wite boyce)
Ur jus 2 gud 2 b troo
cant taek mah eye off ob u
u b liek heben 2 tuch
aye wanna hode u sew mush…
U GUYZ!! U GUYZ!!
Check dis owt!!!!
It r a sawng ’bout all teh stuff onna innertubes.
If u dunna wanna wach teh hole fing, faist fowurd too 1:04!!
How kewl!!!
http://www.jibjab.com/view/207716
HAY! Cheezburger …. O Rly? Rly!
dooooo chek it owt it be berry funnee
fank u Melissa
we didnt start the viral…but we is in popular ‘net culture
Cheezburger we can has!
yuppers it be kewl
speaking of which…should post that original bloo cat on anniversary and see what comments come outta that post at this point.
Nobuddy luk at teh sofa? Dis major pleh. It b (noe remberrz!) a… wut?… “ironic sofa”?
non gratuituous use of ironic sofa
BunBun cans onwee luk at sofa wif won ai.
It burns BunBun’z ai – Do Not Want!
…coupled wif teh equalee ironic stuffd green thingie … wot IS that … Pillo, comferter, Hefty bag??? I dunno…
(Hey, stend … still wurkin teh monkee suit? ;D)
Ai tink dis couch not be ironic.
Ok I sees up dere dat teh pikchure sez Mine…. like it cheez’ pik.
IS DAT MR FUSION?
oh wayt……
mr Fusion is teh lopey eared.
Konzidr mee woo-d monseenyor bunneh.
Dis bunneh, him iz Teh Smoov.
Haha! So funny T. I liked all of them. *try & find my comment* lol.