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Kittehs be tree four a dohlr?
YES.
if only it were so…
zomg 3 for a dolar? or mebe, a six pax w/ a coupon?
DPFK – iz a happeh dai fur joo!
Aye fink dat we wud awlz liek 2 danse wif joo!
Aye gits warmed ups fur ur happeh danse!
jump, jump,
wiggle, wiggle,
twirl, twirl, sircle, swing
hooray! effen if it be mai f..word, do ai still gets to danse? LURVS da dansink!!! Aye can leep INCHES and twoorl until I hoorl!
U danse, Aye danse, we awlz danse 2gebber!
I willz twoorl wif u, butt I stops bfore I hoorl, ifz u doan mind.
Tehn Aye cans danse 4 a lung tiem n b happeh wif u!
slyde, slyde,
leep, twoorl, twoorl, wate…stop…
starts again…
leep, jump, twoorl a widdle bit,
swing, jump, leep, leep
Ov corse u kin danse! U r happee u din’t panic and cud think ov sumthing funny, we r happee fur ur success – we awl danses together.
jump, jump,
wiggle, wiggle,
twirl, twirl, sircle, sweing – oooof – WHAR’S TEH PUNCH?
JULES – u out there. Come and dance with us!
I joinz tis dants!
Dants dants dants!!!!!!
we can danse iv wee wunts too…we cun leev ur lolfrenz buhind…cuz ur frenz no danz and iv tehy don danz, wull tehn tehy no frenz ob mine!
NEbuddy fur teh Schottishe?
step step hop
step step hop
step hop step hop
step hop step hop
U noe gets so dizzy wif dis wun
eberibuddi danz naoi!
Gonna Make You Sweat)
Everybody dance now (x2)
Give me the music (x2)
Everybody dance now (x2)
Yeah yeah yeah
Everybody dance now
Yeah yeah yeah
phew- iz tired naoi- guess Idz bedder go does homewrk..
momcat
Umm JCH4K – is 4 AM here, my dancing skills is nawt so gud at this time of nite! Or morning? But I shall do my best, despite the 5 kittehs trying to climb on my lap (simult…seemolt…all at the same time).
dapanferkitteh, I hab no ideer wot your naim meens, but over here in my country we talk about a “rainbow nation” – I are pretty shoor that incloods yoo! Seems to inclood ebryun! Can do the rainbow nayshun dans for yew, is quite purdy.
Yesh, Jules…..u cum dants wif us, pweese!
We bee happy too hab u join us!
Ai nawt shur wut rayn-bo nashun iz ware yoo lib. If yoo sed dat heer in Seaddle WA, yah, it incl…enkl…meenz mee tu!
Da Panfer Kitteh be a yiddle biddle coogur oar merikn panfer – nawt a grone up! Nau yoo no!
*dansin wif Jules*
Jules – srry – din’t mean to shout and waik u up. (Butt maybe kittehs did it enyway?) But luk – u gets to dance the raynbow danse with our deer honoreee dapanferkitteh. Wuz shurlee werth it!!1
wants to du teh flutterbai..i can has 2 frens to go wahkling and spinnign wif? be muches fun…hoo watns teh middel spot?
wha da “flutterbai”? uz teachez me? souns lik fun!
momcat
hoo wants to du teh flutterbai..i can has 2 frens to go wahkling and spinnign wif? be muches fun…hoo watns teh middel spot?
k heer we goes…logn kikc step..den anudder…k moosic is speeding up… gets reddy to take turns spinninging……. wheee
Wec an be dans truep? We can go on “Soz U Finkz Uz Can Dance”. Dis like da Hogworts Alma Mater…wez all duz different danse but dey all for da same reeson like da stugents at Hogwarts what sings all da same words to any toon dey likes.
hop, hop, kick right, kick left
slide, slide..hoomin imitation ob “butt wiggle ob doom”
Wheee!
Ok – scuse mee fur puttin this in heer – but aye wantz to be neer the tawp heer. I just want to say – IMAGINE opening this bag and havin tshi beyootiful princess kitteh fayce lukin up at you!
Yur hart wud stawp – yur brayne wud freeze – yud be gasping fur air – then yur knees wud go awl week and yud melt into a puddul.
Then u pulls it altogehter again – taiks kitteh out, cuddles her to ur nek, takes her hoam and livs happilee ever after. (but u can’t call her jorj)
*sigh*
Wai nawt jorj? Iz a gud naem.
jorjeeen mebbe?
jorjette?
jorjee?
jorji-porji-puddin-butt?
no reeturn. ur receet, i eated it.
non returnable kitteh STAYS.
n kitteh gets foreverhome??? Cool!
Twik or Tweet?
iff we git kewt babbeh kitteh bai goin 3 daiz erlee WANT!
hai!
i gots al teh haolween kandy 4 u, but i ated it. nawt felz so gud nao.
it’s my kit in a box
whups, wrong thread
wrong box….
whups, nut a box atall akshooley !!
paper or plastic? choose wrong, and kitty ATTACKS !!!
yeppz…
sum dose kittehs gets testee foar shore !!
Doan let teh kat outta da bag!
I so glad u sed dat, cuz I wudda hadda
Crabby Tabby ina Baggy?
FTW!!!
Tabby duzn’t look crabby. Looks all wowwended up. Bag play duz that to kittehs
Mai bigg kitteh luvs to sit in da lawndra bazkt/bag thingee (marta-stu wart maek a canvaz wun) an I pix it up and spins in sirkuls (nawt reel fast) till we fallz ober an he jumps owt an liks mai faes.
Lil kitteh luvs to snuffles de baggs an drag dem awl ober de haose. I maekd a purs wiff wul yarns an felteded it an naow I haz to lox it in da klosit cuz she taklz it an drags it rown eberwaer
Menny baggs = happeh kittehs
Wat? Ur xpektinz a cheezburger?
*burp*
I brott u 1 but I eated it
Kitteh in a Bag
No extra charge for delivery
I musht find dis stoor an’ bie all da kittehs!!!
Kitteh litter – fur dollaz
Gushi fud – tew dollaz
Sweet face lukin outta teh bag – priceless
I mus agree wif romeow. ish mush kyoot face be lukin outta teh bag. I feel an esploshun coming on… “putz awn CHRGwdoi* O kees. sayf naow.
Kandyn, pleese b careful…dat waz a close won!
Aye hopes eberywon lerns frum ur close call…dis iz gittin scaree.
Lookit teh awl blak piddees
NO DOANT LOOK11!
*splort*
doan werree, Melissa – CCC is heer. And aye will mop awl this up, put it bak –
there – nao we puts awn the CHRB (wtdoi) – carefool – dont wiggle – don’t want to hurts u.
There – u shud bee ok fur a while. An heer- have a choklit bar (Cad-berry) and a sawft green blankiee. *pat, pat*
HALPS
wtf ees teh chrbwtdoi?
*feelz stoopy*
noooo stoopy EVAH!!
It r teh Chikken hed rubbah…fingee( u puts it awn ur hed to protekt form teh
hed spolsin form teh cute)wtdoi meens wif drawrins awn it…
I nawt gettin it rite cuz mah hed sploded.
Janet plz to splain to Tiny….
She was gone faor lil bit
BUT NEVAH FORGOTTIN!!!
♥♥♥
Missded u much! Glad U bak!!!
Is teh Chickin Hed Rubber Gluv wif teh drawrings on it. Is propfill. . .proffyll. . . is safety device for teh splodin hed. U puts it on ur hed wif duck tape b4 u looks at teh cyoot lolpics. Purrsonally, I has teh floofy haires dat won fit unner teh rubber gluv, so I wares teh rubber swim cap wif teh chin strap and teh 3-D flours on it. It’s lef over frum teh 1960s wen u dint wanna melt ur hairspray. Is varry eff…aff…gud aginst teh splodin hed mess.
I hadz wun ub doz two! mayn hadz beeg pinky flour on sidez, awlz smells funni-rubberi.
I hadz looong hares, put hare into horsey tail, wrap round zillon times, endz up lukn lik u haz beeg bump on topz ub head! I hatzed mine!
oh welz- culda been mai momz, shez had red WUUL bikini! itchy, itchy, ow, ow!
momcat
Iz aksully “CHRGwdoi.” Meens chiken hed rubber gluv (wif drawring on it). protex u from teh kyoot hed esploshun. U not stoopy, just missed dat day in lolcats
sorree fur typo – cornfused everything.
Is skareee thing – to miss a day heer. Fur days own end you then not know whut peeple r talkin abowt.
Tiny – I will trai to find u whar it awl started – u kin reed frum there.
Lots has happened – we has a LOLspital wif flower meadow and outdoor cafe. We has awl kinds ov reskew services – even an extenshun in tinee England, whar everybuddy know everybuddy. Teh Cyoot Crash Cart (formerly Kyoot Krash Kart, cuz KKK duzn’t luk so gud) fullee stocked wif items to save the injured. We even sent poor Teho off to teh LOLspital in teh Helikat after the unforshunate Hawt Coffee Incident.
we also has a large staff of volunteers to aid the fallen. U kin joyn to, wunz u lerns whut is stocked awnt the cart n stuff. Or – u kin joyne and TEHN lern. Moar help is awlwais needed, as we is open round the clock.
awlso, in teh Uniketed Kindowm, teh CCC is cawleded the Twee Tea Twolley(TTT).
if yer gonna be trabellin, nao yu kno whut 2 aks 4…
An doan furrget teh famus Serch an Reskue Kitteh!!!
fankoo, fankoo, JCH4K! I lufs u fur splainins.
an fankoo ‘lissa, fur memberin’ meee
<3
oh, an bai teh weys
Ai prolly kannot wurk own teh CCC, fur ai r ‘llergic 2 teh laytex! can has CHNGwdoi? (nitrile ’sted o rubbar)
We kan stoks teh nitrile gluvs too, jus fur yoo, Tiny Cheez! I knows we got a box floatin arownd sumwhar. Whut drawring yoo want onnit?
An whut be teh Hawt Coffee Incident? I wuz wurkin at Voodoo Muzik Festyval all weekend, so I wuz running arownd owtsied an had no compooter. Am ded tired, but wuz worth it. I hads SO much fun an got to hang owt wif lotsa cool peeps.
Can has nitrile glofs een mah kloset! Can has eggstra bocks off dems! Fur alls teh lolfrens hoo needs dems!
Hrrms, hrrms … drawrins … honneslee, ai tens tu draws kittehs own everyfings.
Dere is teh ChyNeez Fud Ressaurants nearbai, whar ai gets mai dinnars sumtymes. Afferall, can’t has cheezburgar everydai. Teh cupple hoo pwns an’ runs teh ressaurant has fwee dottrs. Won ollder won, maybee sicks or sebbens ears olds. Teh obbers ar twinses, maybee fwee. Won of teh twinses, when her sees meeh, allwayz wayves an’ sez HAI HAI HAI HAI HAI!!! Soes, wonce ai drawed a kitteh fur hur on hur koloring buk. Den hur sissers wants wons too.
Nao, when ai sees dems, dey sez: KITTEHS, DO WANT KITTEHS, DWAW US KITTEHS PLS!!
ohhh fankoooo
can i has anovver choklit bar?
jus to be shure.
shur – as meny as u need to be awl bedder fur shur. and hav sum of this nice caek taht Romeow just brot. Sum tea or coffee purrhaps?
JCH4K, heerz a resupply of caek. I frout u muss b gitting low.
I fink dat teh caek maeks eberyfing bettr.
naw- eberfing bedder wif blu bonnet onit!
duz wez hab cheezk caek onda trai? Ifnz nowt, Iz bring sum tomorro….
getnn lat, lat, haben dun mai papr ( did dowz mai power point) fur claz.
bedda be runnin ofn an writn it.
naow- howz do I get a referoonce in mai paper two ICHC? I fink awl my especial ed kidds wud beni fit frm large dozez of ICHC……..
momcat
Mastercard kitteh
haz the whole cheezbrgr world in her handz
Oh hai. welcum 2 Micdawnuld’s. Hao mey I halp j00?
Hai… dis not wut I ordurd. I wahntd a cheezburgr, wif frys an Coke.
Sir, if j00 wuld luk under da kyoot kitteh, j00 will findedz yur cheezburgr an fryz *luks*
Butt deys all scwunched!!
Sowy sir, butt dat da way duh cookie crumbuls.
Kbai. lowsee serviz…
I can has kyoot kitteh foar Haaeh Meel toy? Kthxbai
ment to sey Happeh Meel…
Sawry, but nawt eben a kyoot kitteh wuld mayk me wunt tu ete at Mickdawnilds. Pleh, pleh, pleh!
yase, is teh eggstra pleh wif fries. ai used to lik teh mehc donlds all teh time, an ai stopped fur abt thre mnths, an now wen evar i smells it, it smells rotn.
I agrees. only good fing abowt Mickee Dee’s enee moar is da breffist fud. Aye still like da Egg MicMuffen sanwich. oooh, and da MicGridduls 2… yummee sirup!
I sawed a t-shirt wif da gulden arshes dat said
McS**t.
Aye pogize fur da badz lengwadg.
u’s funnee.
good thing i not ask fur soopersize.
Juss wate fur a year an it b soopersize!
adn the wai teh mercedes bends
Wuz wachin Supah Siaz Mee las nite. He ayt nuffin but McD’s foar a MUNF!
Pleh pleh pleh.
Pleh pleh pleh.
In teh firs weak, he gaynd almoas TEN POWNDS an felt rilly badd.
Pleh pleh pleh.
Pleh pleh pleh.
u kant buyz that kind of kitteh luvz
duty free cat is… duty free.
doody free? i wunt wun uv thows (no litr box to kleen)
lulz! dat wood b grate!
Teh cheezburger waz thiiiiiiissss beeg!
romeow – yuz on LOL roall 2nite!
(an tahts nowt cheezburger roall edder)
philene, fankoo!
Aye waz n Vegas fur a frenz 40th birfdai. I bean missin mah Cheez Peeps.
luk owt cheez peeps! romeow’s bak n owtta da bag!
2dai an 2dai onlee
handee kittehinabaigg !!
yes, datz rite, handee kittehinabaigg !!
butt wait !!
cull naow an get 2 handee kittehinabaiggz !!
An dats nawt awl! Kittehinabaig kan kut threw steal an styl kut a tumato!
Lookit ladee,
Jus cuz I wuz at teh garaj sale dunnit meen I foar sale!!!
I wuz shawppin mahsef!!
So let me owt.
or I will eet ur famblee whin we gits to ur howse.
sounds lyke yur ladee picked up a baig of whoopazz !!!
Hannibal kitteh iz NOT kiddin
I eeted himz livah wif kitteh gweenz
an a nice 2% milkee.
sluurp sluurp sluurp
“O Hai. On beharf of all citizenz of Plastik-Bag Yooniverz can I jus say, pleez stop open portal to us world for you amoozmentz. Living in Plastik-Bag Yooniverz are serious biznez.”
yez – blak holes fownd en manee plases. sum tymes eben kittehs mak rong turns.
I frout dey meant 2 do dat.
Kitteh sooo kyoot. Canz I jus rent u for a while. Pleeeez! Cheezburgerz at mai house!
Turbulenz…do not want!
Plz 2 not be airsick!!!
HALP!!!!!
surprize!
Non returnable Kitteh is Non returnable. Half price at store on over side of teh mall!! You lose! Pleh. Any kitteh being WIN. even double price kitteh
Strypidee Liddill
Kitteh tests eech bagz Hewminz fyndz
4 fitz andz cumfurt
Diss bagz iz juss ryte
4 seklooded Napz. Nawtz so
much 4 playeeng wiff
Wawllz 2 flimmzee 2
maykz a Foart. Kuudz B jayl 4
nastee Dusst Bunnehz
Jack.
Plx tu nawt b taykin ar flor mawdul. Noet letur/numbr coed fr kitteh u iz intureztid in an proseed tu bin areya awn furtst flor. Fank u foar shawping IkeaCat.
But dis wun haz awl parts!! Yoo caw meh wen yoo chaynj flor display, Aye tek heem awf yor hanz fur cheep!!!
Discount Cat has no coupons.
pweeeze i not recyclable… i not get u monies
Plz to not return me.
hey!!! I thot Iz bot 2 kittehs! Wh3res de odder 1?????
Dussnt luk liek Hannibal kitteh 2 me.
Mebbe teh odder cat iz outta teh bag?
u did. u did. odder 1 on floer alredee. see? past left fum.
OMG ur rite!
Philene has teh eegle eye!
So, I went trik or treeting….and I gots teh bestest bestest treet! Kyootness in a bag!!!
Awww, wut howse had doze?????!!! Ayr WANT!!!!
Doggy carrier – poochie bag
recycled grocery bag as Kitteh carrier – kitschy bag
“Kitteh looks at u in reproof”
Y u trow owt kitteh? Duz u nawt luv me aneemoar? Do not want be homles alliekat.
No no no bebeh kitteh – Aye neber frow u owt. Bebeh kittehs doan blong ina stweet, dey blong ina bed wif hoomin servantz.
Doan u worree, Aye lub u 4eber n eber. Cum on, lez go hoam n gits u sum gushi fud n snorgles.
Fank you. I can has happy ending?
**sigh** I lulz teh happee endeengz!
Pweeze do not return my!! I non-refunnabel and not give any monies!
iz yew a growsherie kitteh? Oh mai, I hopez u ken find anuther place tuh play cuz plastik iz not gewd for kittehz.
Brazilian girl say: I luv this pictures!!!
Plz, never stop to post new pics…
\o/
ZOMG! did it evah okkur to kitteh that he is bein stoled? call da polize!
oh sumwun pleez to be gettin me owtta dis bag. DO NOT WANT.
lulz! sumwun needz to let kitteh owt uv teh bag! ha i cannoh beleev dat i was furst wif dat joek. i finked dat ebberyone bee sayin it befoer me.
I can’t bleeve it either, but tiz troo! LOLs wif you, 343GuiltySpark!
OMG…. Thaz S0 NOT KOLZ…
CALLL ZE POLIZEEE!!! PLZZZZ!!!
Pls to b clozin bag nao, u iz ruunin mai nappee tyme!
kthxbai
I r not 4 sal
u want cheezburger insted?
Free kitteh wif evwy 10 cheezburger purr-chess!
oops! fis is nat the food zection!
I got a rock.
solid!
Cloz dis bag! I r snekin on da bus. Uz gibbin me away wit da “Awws” n da Snorgles!
Aww, you apsolutlee shoor dis kitteh not for sale? ’tis sooo adorable!! Wit teh smooth grey stripey furs and the biiig big eyeses!! Me wants! He can join my other tabby kitteh Thorsten…
Whasse starting bid? Eh?
Troll alert:
PLease don’t put cats in plastic bags! They can suffocate and DIE!!!
PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
No kitteh shoploften >=3.
ut kitten but its a bit mean outtin it in a bg#
oh sorri litl kitteh. but ur sooo kute! iz goonna buy u anywayz. now iz gonna hav a kute itteh bitteh kitteh!
but has they got a license to bag a cat?
Me can be fur sail, i jus nead bout tree fitty XD