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Kittehs be tree four a dohlr?
YES.
if only it were so…
zomg 3 for a dolar? or mebe, a six pax w/ a coupon?
DPFK - iz a happeh dai fur joo!
Aye fink dat we wud awlz liek 2 danse wif joo!
Aye gits warmed ups fur ur happeh danse!
jump, jump,
wiggle, wiggle,
twirl, twirl, sircle, swing
hooray! effen if it be mai f..word, do ai still gets to danse? LURVS da dansink!!! Aye can leep INCHES and twoorl until I hoorl!
U danse, Aye danse, we awlz danse 2gebber!
I willz twoorl wif u, butt I stops bfore I hoorl, ifz u doan mind.
Tehn Aye cans danse 4 a lung tiem n b happeh wif u!
slyde, slyde,
leep, twoorl, twoorl, wate…stop…
starts again…
leep, jump, twoorl a widdle bit,
swing, jump, leep, leep
Ov corse u kin danse! U r happee u din’t panic and cud think ov sumthing funny, we r happee fur ur success - we awl danses together.
jump, jump,
wiggle, wiggle,
twirl, twirl, sircle, sweing - oooof - WHAR’S TEH PUNCH?
JULES - u out there. Come and dance with us!
I joinz tis dants!
Dants dants dants!!!!!!
we can danse iv wee wunts too…we cun leev ur lolfrenz buhind…cuz ur frenz no danz and iv tehy don danz, wull tehn tehy no frenz ob mine!
NEbuddy fur teh Schottishe?
step step hop
step step hop
step hop step hop
step hop step hop
U noe gets so dizzy wif dis wun
eberibuddi danz naoi!
Gonna Make You Sweat)
Everybody dance now (x2)
Give me the music (x2)
Everybody dance now (x2)
Yeah yeah yeah
Everybody dance now
Yeah yeah yeah
phew- iz tired naoi- guess Idz bedder go does homewrk..
momcat
Umm JCH4K - is 4 AM here, my dancing skills is nawt so gud at this time of nite! Or morning? But I shall do my best, despite the 5 kittehs trying to climb on my lap (simult…seemolt…all at the same time).
dapanferkitteh, I hab no ideer wot your naim meens, but over here in my country we talk about a “rainbow nation” - I are pretty shoor that incloods yoo! Seems to inclood ebryun! Can do the rainbow nayshun dans for yew, is quite purdy.
Yesh, Jules…..u cum dants wif us, pweese!
We bee happy too hab u join us!
Ai nawt shur wut rayn-bo nashun iz ware yoo lib. If yoo sed dat heer in Seaddle WA, yah, it incl…enkl…meenz mee tu!
Da Panfer Kitteh be a yiddle biddle coogur oar merikn panfer - nawt a grone up! Nau yoo no!
*dansin wif Jules*
Jules - srry - din’t mean to shout and waik u up. (Butt maybe kittehs did it enyway?) But luk - u gets to dance the raynbow danse with our deer honoreee dapanferkitteh. Wuz shurlee werth it!!1
wants to du teh flutterbai..i can has 2 frens to go wahkling and spinnign wif? be muches fun…hoo watns teh middel spot?
wha da “flutterbai”? uz teachez me? souns lik fun!
momcat
hoo wants to du teh flutterbai..i can has 2 frens to go wahkling and spinnign wif? be muches fun…hoo watns teh middel spot?
k heer we goes…logn kikc step..den anudder…k moosic is speeding up… gets reddy to take turns spinninging……. wheee
Wec an be dans truep? We can go on “Soz U Finkz Uz Can Dance”. Dis like da Hogworts Alma Mater…wez all duz different danse but dey all for da same reeson like da stugents at Hogwarts what sings all da same words to any toon dey likes.
hop, hop, kick right, kick left
slide, slide..hoomin imitation ob “butt wiggle ob doom”
Wheee!
Ok - scuse mee fur puttin this in heer - but aye wantz to be neer the tawp heer. I just want to say - IMAGINE opening this bag and havin tshi beyootiful princess kitteh fayce lukin up at you!
Yur hart wud stawp - yur brayne wud freeze - yud be gasping fur air - then yur knees wud go awl week and yud melt into a puddul.
Then u pulls it altogehter again - taiks kitteh out, cuddles her to ur nek, takes her hoam and livs happilee ever after. (but u can’t call her jorj)
*sigh*
Wai nawt jorj? Iz a gud naem.
jorjeeen mebbe?
jorjette?
jorjee?
jorji-porji-puddin-butt?
no reeturn. ur receet, i eated it.
non returnable kitteh STAYS.
n kitteh gets foreverhome??? Cool!
Twik or Tweet?
iff we git kewt babbeh kitteh bai goin 3 daiz erlee WANT!
hai!
i gots al teh haolween kandy 4 u, but i ated it. nawt felz so gud nao.
it’s my kit in a box
whups, wrong thread
wrong box….
whups, nut a box atall akshooley !!
paper or plastic? choose wrong, and kitty ATTACKS !!!
yeppz…
sum dose kittehs gets testee foar shore !!
Doan let teh kat outta da bag!
I so glad u sed dat, cuz I wudda hadda
Crabby Tabby ina Baggy?
FTW!!!
Tabby duzn’t look crabby. Looks all wowwended up. Bag play duz that to kittehs
Mai bigg kitteh luvs to sit in da lawndra bazkt/bag thingee (marta-stu wart maek a canvaz wun) an I pix it up and spins in sirkuls (nawt reel fast) till we fallz ober an he jumps owt an liks mai faes.
Lil kitteh luvs to snuffles de baggs an drag dem awl ober de haose. I maekd a purs wiff wul yarns an felteded it an naow I haz to lox it in da klosit cuz she taklz it an drags it rown eberwaer
Menny baggs = happeh kittehs
Wat? Ur xpektinz a cheezburger?
*burp*
I brott u 1 but I eated it
Kitteh in a Bag
No extra charge for delivery
I musht find dis stoor an’ bie all da kittehs!!!
Kitteh litter - fur dollaz
Gushi fud - tew dollaz
Sweet face lukin outta teh bag - priceless
I mus agree wif romeow. ish mush kyoot face be lukin outta teh bag. I feel an esploshun coming on… “putz awn CHRGwdoi* O kees. sayf naow.
Kandyn, pleese b careful…dat waz a close won!
Aye hopes eberywon lerns frum ur close call…dis iz gittin scaree.
Lookit teh awl blak piddees
NO DOANT LOOK11!
*splort*
doan werree, Melissa - CCC is heer. And aye will mop awl this up, put it bak -
there - nao we puts awn the CHRB (wtdoi) - carefool - dont wiggle - don’t want to hurts u.
There - u shud bee ok fur a while. An heer- have a choklit bar (Cad-berry) and a sawft green blankiee. *pat, pat*
HALPS
wtf ees teh chrbwtdoi?
*feelz stoopy*
noooo stoopy EVAH!!
It r teh Chikken hed rubbah…fingee( u puts it awn ur hed to protekt form teh
hed spolsin form teh cute)wtdoi meens wif drawrins awn it…
I nawt gettin it rite cuz mah hed sploded.
Janet plz to splain to Tiny….
She was gone faor lil bit
BUT NEVAH FORGOTTIN!!!
♥♥♥
Missded u much! Glad U bak!!!
Is teh Chickin Hed Rubber Gluv wif teh drawrings on it. Is propfill. . .proffyll. . . is safety device for teh splodin hed. U puts it on ur hed wif duck tape b4 u looks at teh cyoot lolpics. Purrsonally, I has teh floofy haires dat won fit unner teh rubber gluv, so I wares teh rubber swim cap wif teh chin strap and teh 3-D flours on it. It’s lef over frum teh 1960s wen u dint wanna melt ur hairspray. Is varry eff…aff…gud aginst teh splodin hed mess.
I hadz wun ub doz two! mayn hadz beeg pinky flour on sidez, awlz smells funni-rubberi.
I hadz looong hares, put hare into horsey tail, wrap round zillon times, endz up lukn lik u haz beeg bump on topz ub head! I hatzed mine!
oh welz- culda been mai momz, shez had red WUUL bikini! itchy, itchy, ow, ow!
momcat
Iz aksully “CHRGwdoi.” Meens chiken hed rubber gluv (wif drawring on it). protex u from teh kyoot hed esploshun. U not stoopy, just missed dat day in lolcats
sorree fur typo - cornfused everything.
Is skareee thing - to miss a day heer. Fur days own end you then not know whut peeple r talkin abowt.
Tiny - I will trai to find u whar it awl started - u kin reed frum there.
Lots has happened - we has a LOLspital wif flower meadow and outdoor cafe. We has awl kinds ov reskew services - even an extenshun in tinee England, whar everybuddy know everybuddy. Teh Cyoot Crash Cart (formerly Kyoot Krash Kart, cuz KKK duzn’t luk so gud) fullee stocked wif items to save the injured. We even sent poor Teho off to teh LOLspital in teh Helikat after the unforshunate Hawt Coffee Incident.
we also has a large staff of volunteers to aid the fallen. U kin joyn to, wunz u lerns whut is stocked awnt the cart n stuff. Or - u kin joyne and TEHN lern. Moar help is awlwais needed, as we is open round the clock.
awlso, in teh Uniketed Kindowm, teh CCC is cawleded the Twee Tea Twolley(TTT).
if yer gonna be trabellin, nao yu kno whut 2 aks 4…
An doan furrget teh famus Serch an Reskue Kitteh!!!
fankoo, fankoo, JCH4K! I lufs u fur splainins.
an fankoo ‘lissa, fur memberin’ meee
<3
oh, an bai teh weys
Ai prolly kannot wurk own teh CCC, fur ai r ‘llergic 2 teh laytex! can has CHNGwdoi? (nitrile ’sted o rubbar)
We kan stoks teh nitrile gluvs too, jus fur yoo, Tiny Cheez! I knows we got a box floatin arownd sumwhar. Whut drawring yoo want onnit?
An whut be teh Hawt Coffee Incident? I wuz wurkin at Voodoo Muzik Festyval all weekend, so I wuz running arownd owtsied an had no compooter. Am ded tired, but wuz worth it. I hads SO much fun an got to hang owt wif lotsa cool peeps.
Can has nitrile glofs een mah kloset! Can has eggstra bocks off dems! Fur alls teh lolfrens hoo needs dems!
Hrrms, hrrms … drawrins … honneslee, ai tens tu draws kittehs own everyfings.
Dere is teh ChyNeez Fud Ressaurants nearbai, whar ai gets mai dinnars sumtymes. Afferall, can’t has cheezburgar everydai. Teh cupple hoo pwns an’ runs teh ressaurant has fwee dottrs. Won ollder won, maybee sicks or sebbens ears olds. Teh obbers ar twinses, maybee fwee. Won of teh twinses, when her sees meeh, allwayz wayves an’ sez HAI HAI HAI HAI HAI!!! Soes, wonce ai drawed a kitteh fur hur on hur koloring buk. Den hur sissers wants wons too.
Nao, when ai sees dems, dey sez: KITTEHS, DO WANT KITTEHS, DWAW US KITTEHS PLS!!
ohhh fankoooo
can i has anovver choklit bar?
jus to be shure.
shur - as meny as u need to be awl bedder fur shur. and hav sum of this nice caek taht Romeow just brot. Sum tea or coffee purrhaps?
JCH4K, heerz a resupply of caek. I frout u muss b gitting low.
I fink dat teh caek maeks eberyfing bettr.
naw- eberfing bedder wif blu bonnet onit!
duz wez hab cheezk caek onda trai? Ifnz nowt, Iz bring sum tomorro….
getnn lat, lat, haben dun mai papr ( did dowz mai power point) fur claz.
bedda be runnin ofn an writn it.
naow- howz do I get a referoonce in mai paper two ICHC? I fink awl my especial ed kidds wud beni fit frm large dozez of ICHC……..
momcat