Comments on: jackpot

By: allicatzya

allicatzya — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 01:59:45 +0000

dis bee mah furst comment i hopes it be gud dat kitteh are happeh kitteh

=^-^= nom nom

By: robert

robert — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:56:24 +0000

Can it bee….? Cheezeberger seedz?!

By: mike luvs kittehs

mike luvs kittehs — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 13:22:59 +0000

This kitteh luks happeh!

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:53:12 +0000

just a note . . .

we DO appreciate serious coments

we DO NOT appreciate rants

especially rants that talk down to us.

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:30:15 +0000

Teho, yoo amayz mee wif yoor links.

Dis iz relebant to mai commentses — or Stend’s commentses, ackshually. Amayzin.

Butt wood yoo waer dat hat?

By: Teho

Teho — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:15:51 +0000

bingLOL fr stend… also, heer is hat-like curling detected…
http://www.amongfriendsfamily.com/115CurlyHat.jpg

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 06:23:16 +0000

anybubi noes why I getz nofin but long white bar on above comment?
I ben trien two use firefox but is nowt muc bedda….

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 06:20:49 +0000

mez two! culdnt figger out why liddi bowl den *pop* smal flash lite wentz off in brain!

momcat

By: kiwican

kiwican — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:36:12 +0000

haz nawt seed flutterbai danss 4 lawng tyme. ai willz danss it wif u= nao jest knead 1 mor!

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:03:01 +0000

Oh.

sigh.

I TOT dat wuz parody wen I furst red it. I started to snikur. Den, teh longer I red it, teh more alarmed I wuz.

I doo hopez dis IS parody.

By: Diddness Whiskers

Diddness Whiskers — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:45:44 +0000

wants to du teh flutterbai..i can has 2 frens to go wahkling and spinnign wif? be muches fun…hoo watns teh middel spot?

By: stend

stend — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:38:57 +0000

cat like hurling detected

By: D.R.

D.R. — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:34:31 +0000

You’re not the only one.

By: philene

philene — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:28:18 +0000

noah – saw ur ? on “lala…” glad 2 see ur powstin nao.

By: EMME

EMME — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 20:15:49 +0000

Gud sister. Dopted kittehs ventually laernz. Sum eets soo fast dey looz it quik.

By: Kelsi

Kelsi — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 20:13:53 +0000

I seriously thought he was in a litter box at first.

By: philene

philene — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 18:02:42 +0000

lawng tym ago we had kitteh like dat 2. so we set liddil lidder bocks in bigger lidder bocks. kitteh lyked liddel bocks best and no moar misses fur us to kleen. we awl bee happee fammilee agin til he be 19 yeers owld!

By: leaf

leaf — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 17:33:24 +0000

ah mystery solved 4 me: thx cp and duffy!

Hoomin like eating detected…by the mound of gakk

(i have to lie down now, thxgbai)

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 17:19:03 +0000

Legul Perfessional??? Yur Back?!!!!

By: Duffy

Duffy — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:54:48 +0000

Hai CM! Yu tawks verreh nise for newbie, an not to wurreh! Onlee reel rule is play nise or go home, so welcum!! We habs fun an lubs noo lolfrends!

By: Duffy

Duffy — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:50:58 +0000

“Pounce” is kitteh candee — kittehs sposed to eet wun or tu, like tastee treet or rewoard — you shakes teh contayener (littul cardbord can) an kittehs come runnin! Eatin teh whole can results in revurse reward *hork*!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:01:31 +0000

So troo, so troo.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:00:57 +0000

Mai Fin (he be teh funnee wun) eats wif his paw liek a raccoon. He scoops the gushy fud up in his paw – DIPS his paw in the water dish – n tehn eats it -frum his paw! I must chanj teh water offen!

It reelee cud bee taht he lerned it frum teh raccoons bak wehn he wuz a bebe kitteh stil livin under teh barn with his mother. (Otter three kittehs r normal eaters, tho)

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 15:03:26 +0000

LOL furbaby, dat’s teh bestest caretroll parody yet!

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 13:29:11 +0000

*cock ear* Did ai juss heer a troll growl? *lissuns*……No, muss jus bee teh wind………..*goes back too dantsin fur CharitysMommy.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 13:17:54 +0000

Hewwo der, CharitysMommy! Pweezed too meecha! Sowwy I am wate fur teh dants!

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 13:16:33 +0000

Lid opuns and Vet’s face bee lookun down on him.

Noooooooooooooooo!

By: phraktle

phraktle — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 13:10:27 +0000

decrypted:

http://www.thecheezburgerfactory.com/completestore/128348595663281250downloadingcat.jpg

By: o.o

o.o — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:51:38 +0000

Lasers racecars aeroplanes… doo- doo, doo- doo….

By: Noah Buddy

Noah Buddy — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:21:17 +0000

Ouchez! Dat hurted mah brane to reed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

By: Menopaws

Menopaws — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:00:27 +0000

a corse! Teh air tickelz so niiiiiiice …… !

By: furbaby

furbaby — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:36:25 +0000

Sorry folks, but I find this a MOST horrendous pic. Showing an obligate carnivore being forced to subsist on a junk food diet is not funny. Has nobody learned anything from “Supersize Me”? Convenience foods are not only KILLERS of humans, but our much-loved companion carnivores as well. Dogs, cats and ferrets are all carnivores and deserve the best diet…that which they have evolved to thrive on… a diet of suitably sized whole prey and/or parts of suitably sized prey such as raw chicken on the bone with occasional offal. Why don’t you buy a copy of “Raw Meaty Bones” and read how you are being manipulated by the enormous fast food giants?
To add insult to injury, this site has recently added 2 submissions on the voting page that relate raw feeding to salmonella! Join one (or more) of the Yahoo raw feeding groups and find out why this is a non-issue.
I know that most of the regulars here do not approve of a serious post, but I think that is simply “dumbing down” the site. Yes, it’s fun to have fun, but let’s not forget the contribution that the pets and other animals on this site have on our well-being. Surely they deserve the best and not what is convenient to their carers.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:18:35 +0000

Mai sister adopted a stray kitteh, Shadow. He yused to galumph hims fud, skerred it wud disappear, so she awlwais maded shor he wuz shut OWT ob teh kichen in teh dai tyme an cud oenly eet wut wuz in hims bowl. Wun dai he manajed to get shut IN teh kichen wit teh HUJE sak ob kibbls. Sis coms hoem from werk to fine kitteh IN teh sak, so full ob kibbls yu cud see teh shaep ob tehm, pressin on hims tummee! Hims so full hims cudnt moove fore howers! Slowlee he lernt taht teh fud awlwais caym an he didunt haf to galumph eberytin in site. An sis chekd an dubble chekd Shadow wuz shut OWT ob teh kichen in teh daitime!

By: moe

moe — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:15:13 +0000

hehehe. ai yooz 2 bebbe sit a kitteh wit teh bad aim too. himz wud stand in littr bocks an pee over edj, awn teh flor. den get puzzild luk, lyk ai wuz undigni… unnidig… krazi fer kleenin pee uff teh flor.

By: B!

B! — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 09:08:39 +0000

Aye kin borro too? Den Aye kin do da ‘gittin bak up’ part too!!! LOL!

Twurl twurl twurl
stagger stagger
bowow, fall down!

Wheeeee!! roll roll roll in ze hay, roll roll roll in ze hay!

By: wolfie

wolfie — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 06:46:56 +0000

Teh “nom nom nom” then “hork hork hork” is maed me ded of teh laugh.

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 06:27:16 +0000

Owr goggie we had wen we wuz growin up wuld breng a moufful of fudz frum hims bole in teh bak rum and drawp it on teh karpit unner teh dyng rum tabl tu ete, den go bak an get annuder moufful an anudder an annuder. Him waz a bery soshul eter.

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 06:20:11 +0000

I tink “pownce” is teh kitteh snax. Ushully dey is krunchee an koms in a kan lyk teh ptayto chipzes.

By: Reese Tora

Reese Tora — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 06:09:37 +0000

kitteh can has vantage uv bein moar purrsonable.

By: Reese Tora

Reese Tora — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 06:06:51 +0000

hay! dis nawt be da munnies bin fur da byin uv cheezbergers, dat duk lyed tu meez!

… nomnomnom

.oO( It’ll do )

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 05:42:49 +0000

Haz u seed dah show America’s most smartest models? Iz soooo funnee. Dis week if nawt can answer ?s, hassa eet cake and tweenkees. Den after an howr haz to workowt. I feenk dey puked it awl up in between. One teeny weeny sez her haz tiny tummy and can’t eet dat cake. Who duz that?!!!! I mean, it wuz Chocolate, u stoopy!
I feenk diz kitty will later be hawkin it awl up, too.

By: leaf

leaf — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 05:42:43 +0000

Somewhere in a galaxy far away, in Dagobah, a little dude’s ears twitches in his sleep….

By: leaf

leaf — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 05:39:30 +0000

*sigh* there’s one in every group….

I like the coot link (ah those were the days wen u kud read every comment, since there were only a handful – not complaining but it can be the daunting seeing “97 comments”. and is good fun for me to add my two cen-ses more than wunce, so i iz contributing to dis too)

BUT

i must need ask: what is “pownces” ? I could only think of fabric sheet Bounce but not whut u talking about huh?

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 05:37:36 +0000

Cuz it feels so gud on himz harbls a corse!

By: gascat

gascat — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 05:00:03 +0000

I hadz kiddi namd “Darius Meow” ( I has moosical fambili) she lubby, sweet, wunerfull kiddi butz sumhow da brainz gotz lefted out whenz da maken ub her.
Shez sitz in da lidder box scootzed awl da wai bak soz bak feetz touche box, den poopz—- on da flour——
luk at uz wif beeg eyez “but ma, I IZ in da lidder box”!
I lubz her bery muc still miszes her 30 years ladder…..
momcat

By: patticlan

patticlan — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 04:50:40 +0000

iz bestes fing to spoals all teh kittehs.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 04:50:38 +0000

2 lef feets. I has ‘em.
Pwactiss I will.
Lern it I will.

By: patticlan

patticlan — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 04:45:02 +0000

U gotsa crane? Dens ai can do *alls falls downs*

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 04:44:42 +0000

I wud nevar laff!
Is also callded “teh white boi danse”
I r white.
I has noooo rithim!!
but I can does dis danse awwwwl dai.
Dum da dum dum da dum
“It’s nawt unusual to be lubbed bai anniwun”
Oh Lawd I feelz so free!

By: patticlan

patticlan — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 04:38:28 +0000

Gud fing ai has al redy swalered my cokee cola (diet). I has to kwik gitz teh rubr glub (teh chikin hed wif the effellunt hi knee onz it).

*wraps saran rap ronds the glub adn thns the duckee tapers*

holdes hed 2geter…for nao