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I wish ai cud win jakpot lyke u did, kitteh!
Dis is Manfred’s dreem oh kitteh heben!
ballet?
tap?
TANGO!
ehhh i nawt dat smoove.
I does teh Carlton Banks danthe foar u!
fankoo Melissa! Cans u do polka???
step, step, step, hop!
I’z do teh polka for MM! Happeh Caturday!
Roll owt da barrow
We has a barrow ob fun!
Teh closist I kin come is doin teh chikkin danse.
clap clap bock bock wiggle wiggle an whutevar comes next.
Haddnt dun in ‘while.
Melissa – u kin do it (the polka, I meen. Lukki heer. . .
http://www.freewheelers.org/1DancingFool/polka.htm
and heer . . .
http://www.centralhome.com/ballroomcountry/polka_steps.htm
U just maybee needs a liddl practice. An strong legs. An bein reel gud condishun! Polka is reelee fun danse.
…..
2 lef feets. I has ‘em.
Pwactiss I will.
Lern it I will.
Somewhere in a galaxy far away, in Dagobah, a little dude’s ears twitches in his sleep….
i’ll do chikin dans wif you. da da da da da da da. da da da da da da da. da da da da da da .. da..da..da.. da..da (but wiggle, arm flap)
I will danse polka of joy fur u, MM. Polka wus furst dance I ever lerned.
Wheee – away we go. *danse closed posishun – three tiems around
then danse open posishun – forward
repeat at will
Whoo hoo
Puff, puff, puff, puff, puff.
We kin sit down nao.
wants to du teh flutterbai..i can has 2 frens to go wahkling and spinnign wif? be muches fun…hoo watns teh middel spot?
haz nawt seed flutterbai danss 4 lawng tyme. ai willz danss it wif u= nao jest knead 1 mor!
I can has allemand rite? Cuz teh odder allemand left.
ifnz allemand lef den pramannodd home!
momcat
Melissa! Wow! I din’t know whut the Carlton Banks danse wuz, so I googled it (as u may know bai nao, pop culchure is nawt mai strong poynt!) – and Wow! U kin do taht?
Is reelee gud idea – veree happee and joyous. I will danse this too with u, if taht be ok. Just don’t laff, OK?
I wud nevar laff!
Is also callded “teh white boi danse”
I r white.
I has noooo rithim!!
but I can does dis danse awwwwl dai.
Dum da dum dum da dum
“It’s nawt unusual to be lubbed bai anniwun”
Oh Lawd I feelz so free!
nom nom nom
.nom .nom .nom
( gasp )
.nom. .nom. .nom.
(30 min. later) hork hork hork
Bulimic kitteh syndrome…repeat the above steps, rest half hour, repeat the above steps…
HAHAHAHA … Teho, indeedies!
Dis reemins meh uf teh Angel Catburger whin hims wus teh wee kitteh.
Hims foundz teh unopens kan uf teh Pownz. SOFTS Pownz! Hims momma fot eet wur sayf unner teh seenk inna kabbinets, fot teh Catburger wur wai 2 wee to gets teh kabbinets opens.
Hims waited till hims momma wents 2 klas. Den hims sneaxed 2 teh keetchen, opensed teh kabbinet, an leebearayted teh Pownzes. An’ et tehm alls. ALLS UF DEMS.
Teh momma kayme hom 2: a plasstik Pownz kan leed — wif kitteh fayng marx alls obber its (ohn teh keetchen flour), teh foyl thingamadealyBBQ shraydid 2 bitses, an’ teh emtee Pownz kan isself inna lifingrooms.
An’ a BRITE ORNJ puddl uf pyook. (Dem ornj onez iz poysun!) An’ a Catburger layke DIS.
LOL! TC&AC. yoo rilly maed me laff at this wun! Teh link is hillaireeus!
fankoo, fankoo
laffins s’goot fur u
mah brian ar tyred frum teh LOLspeek nao
Gud fing ai has al redy swalered my cokee cola (diet). I has to kwik gitz teh rubr glub (teh chikin hed wif the effellunt hi knee onz it).
*wraps saran rap ronds the glub adn thns the duckee tapers*
holdes hed 2geter…for nao
*sigh* there’s one in every group….
I like the coot link (ah those were the days wen u kud read every comment, since there were only a handful – not complaining but it can be the daunting seeing “97 comments”. and is good fun for me to add my two cen-ses more than wunce, so i iz contributing to dis too)
BUT
i must need ask: what is “pownces” ? I could only think of fabric sheet Bounce but not whut u talking about huh?
I tink “pownce” is teh kitteh snax. Ushully dey is krunchee an koms in a kan lyk teh ptayto chipzes.
“Pounce” is kitteh candee — kittehs sposed to eet wun or tu, like tastee treet or rewoard — you shakes teh contayener (littul cardbord can) an kittehs come runnin! Eatin teh whole can results in revurse reward *hork*!
ah mystery solved 4 me: thx cp and duffy!
Hoomin like eating detected…by the mound of gakk
(i have to lie down now, thxgbai)
cat like hurling detected
bingLOL fr stend… also, heer is hat-like curling detected…
http://www.amongfriendsfamily.com/115CurlyHat.jpg
Teho, yoo amayz mee wif yoor links.
Dis iz relebant to mai commentses — or Stend’s commentses, ackshually. Amayzin.
Butt wood yoo waer dat hat?
This kitteh luks happeh!
I IS TEH WINNAR!!!!
OOPS! Don fink so!! Doesn’t pay to say dat as u can awlways end up runner up!
winnar uv teh kitteh fud jakpawt
zaklee
kitteh is jus lookin fur prize at bottom uv cereeal box.
lol, I have a cat that would do that if I let her. She’s a real chow ‘hound’.
piggy kitteh goan to spoil hiz dinner . . .
WTF? no cheezburger in heer!
HALP! I’ve nommed and I can’t get out!
Keerful, kitteh, iffn yu gitz fat lyk skwerrel yu getz stuk!
fat squirrel
Mai furst…er, i nebber tryd posting link heer befor. Hoap it wurk.
heeheeheee dat teh funni! greedyguts skwerrel saw his nomertunity.
Dat’s soe funnee! I sent dat link to mai birdee-luvin frens hoo trye tu keeep teh skwirLOLs outa der birdee feeeders!
Cap.n! The tribbles are in the Quadro-Triticale!
INVISIBLE KLINGON
do not want
heh! u ceen dat grate lolstartrek?
Care fur a side o’ harbls wit dat?
dis kitteh am also up 2 his harbls in kibblz
Y’know … at furst glance, wuz lyk, “Kitteh in littr box eatin …. EWWWWW! Gak! Gak! Pleh!”
Kitteh is nawt a goggie
Since u admits it, i admit i thot that it was that…til i saw comments and re-looked.
if a fellow ket swallered a dimond or such and “passed” it on, it be like jackpot too i guess.
PLEH
Dis be me fierst coment. I hopez I has propper lolz speak. Dis kitteh bee verra lucki kitteh.
welcome to comments! is verri fun, verri nice peoples and kittehs for most part. occasional troll are delt wif vurry swiftlee! You has very nice lolspeak since you was worried. much beterrer than wen i start comentin. You be welcome CMommy, all be welcome
Welcum to CM!! Iffn u been lurkin, u noes dat we has lotsob fun heer!
welcomez Cmommy, oh yeses ur kittehspeek iz finez….butt teh qwueston awn ebberyonez mind iz……..*kan shee danwse?????*
heer ai shoow u
*tippee toeses tippeess toeses
twulr ina sirkle..
bowow 2 yer pawrtner
awl fallz doawn*
an der bee miny odder nise danwseez u can lern, oar meak 1 up yerseffz…..
kthxbai
ai gots teh fall doawn part jus fine…
oah yase, yu are vary welkom heer. we likes noo lolfrens.
*tippee toeses tippeess toeses
twulr ina sirkle..
bowow 2 yer pawrtner
awl fallz doawn*
I wuv dis danswe. I danswe it wiv u.
me two!
teh fallz daown part is teh bestest!
*danses*
*danse danse danse, dip*
happi welkomings
ah axes joo… hao cin u knot lurve a playc whare peeps makez up danses fur ebri okasion an medows and cute crash carts an lolspitals? ahm suprised da whole wirl dont kome heer and tawk awla da tyme!
U gotsa crane? Dens ai can do *alls falls downs*
Aye kin borro too? Den Aye kin do da ‘gittin bak up’ part too!!! LOL!
Twurl twurl twurl
stagger stagger
bowow, fall down!
Wheeeee!! roll roll roll in ze hay, roll roll roll in ze hay!
U is doin fine. Teh best fing about lolspeak is ur doin it rite if ur doin it rong.
I’z mispelled own name. I’z CharitysMommy caus she da kitteh I da mommy of da kitteh. Also she has a catster. Iz teh nice.
most of teh lol friends like teh Fursty Dance, or teh fursty polka (poke-ah?!) but i Does Fursty Tiem Warp for thee and thine fursty comment!!!
Hai CM! Yu tawks verreh nise for newbie, an not to wurreh! Onlee reel rule is play nise or go home, so welcum!! We habs fun an lubs noo lolfrends!
me wishez dat i cood win jakpotz, to.
nomnomnomnomnomnom
nomnomnomnomnomnom
nomnomnomnomnomnom
nomnomnomnomnomnom
*UURRRRPPP*
I caint bleeve I eeted teh hole fing!
*pass owt*
ooo! I has fond it at laast!
nom nom nom nom.
NOM NOM NOM it’s not cheezburger, but it’s close.
i found flavor!!1!
Mai Eating Disordr…
Let me show u it
I has teh seefood disordur.
I sees food, I eets teh food.
NOM
Nope, you hases it in rite ordur. Can’t eat it ‘fore you sees it after all!
No disordur is bestest diet evur!
ITS A TRAP
Kreek! Thud!
MROOOOOOW, LeMEEEEOWWWWt! is dark in here!
*sum times later*
yu no letz me owt? oh well, ai has fude nom nom nom….
Lid opuns and Vet’s face bee lookun down on him.
Noooooooooooooooo!
No woner kitteh so larsh. It haz awlt smartezd ooner bi lernin seacrit 2 magik doar to nom nom.
I likz de kittehs stilish nekware. Moonz an starz berry cool.
taht waz teh furst ting ai thot 2 !!!! ur rite, iz bery stylishes
da bling, i gotz it
luk lik da hoominz iz gone on vakationz agin.
Iz left all lonely wif all foodz i can has for nom noms.
Iz happi so long as peeps get bak b’fo 2 many lumpz in mai littr box.
An den I poops rite outside teh bocks.
Or in teh baftub.
My big boi Good Sam used to poop in teh tub an himz bocks wud be kleen!
I duuno whi.
I hadz kiddi namd “Darius Meow” ( I has moosical fambili) she lubby, sweet, wunerfull kiddi butz sumhow da brainz gotz lefted out whenz da maken ub her.
Shez sitz in da lidder box scootzed awl da wai bak soz bak feetz touche box, den poopz—- on da flour——
luk at uz wif beeg eyez “but ma, I IZ in da lidder box”!
I lubz her bery muc still miszes her 30 years ladder…..
momcat
hehehe. ai yooz 2 bebbe sit a kitteh wit teh bad aim too. himz wud stand in littr bocks an pee over edj, awn teh flor. den get puzzild luk, lyk ai wuz undigni… unnidig… krazi fer kleenin pee uff teh flor.
lawng tym ago we had kitteh like dat 2. so we set liddil lidder bocks in bigger lidder bocks. kitteh lyked liddel bocks best and no moar misses fur us to kleen. we awl bee happee fammilee agin til he be 19 yeers owld!
Cuz it feels so gud on himz harbls a corse!
a corse! Teh air tickelz so niiiiiiice …… !
Affer jackpot iz jackpoo.
hee hee
I has one kitteh who onlee eets kibble dat she paws outta dish onto flowr. She is liddle an agile. I has odder kitteh who is fat an eets everything. Liddle kitteh jumps on high cupbored and finds kitteh food cache. But when she paws kibble out it falls to flowr. Fat kitteh eets it. Now enny time he sees her jump on enny cupbored he comes runnin. (He’s too fat to jump on cupboreds quietly … alwaze gets cawt. Liddle agile kitteh is also sighlent sneeky kitteh)
Mah frens kitteh eets himz food onna floor. him paws owt a few peeses an eets ‘em an den goes bak foar moar.
But teh gooshyfud, him meaks beeeg mess.
Slop slop all ovar lik a peegy.
But himz name is Crash and he tewtallee adorabul!!!
Owr goggie we had wen we wuz growin up wuld breng a moufful of fudz frum hims bole in teh bak rum and drawp it on teh karpit unner teh dyng rum tabl tu ete, den go bak an get annuder moufful an anudder an annuder. Him waz a bery soshul eter.
Mai Fin (he be teh funnee wun) eats wif his paw liek a raccoon. He scoops the gushy fud up in his paw – DIPS his paw in the water dish – n tehn eats it -frum his paw! I must chanj teh water offen!
It reelee cud bee taht he lerned it frum teh raccoons bak wehn he wuz a bebe kitteh stil livin under teh barn with his mother. (Otter three kittehs r normal eaters, tho)
mai leetle wite goggie Starbuck (pomer….pomeran……teh pom) duz teh sam fing. ah putz teh crunchiefud in hiz bowl (gotta be unner teh cofwie tabul cawse teh big goggiz wood eat) an he wood tak teh krunchiefud out of teh bowl, den nomnom. dunno wai.
he is odd goggie. wood raver nomnom big goggie fud, even tho too big krunchiefud 4 hims.
mai “liddle” kitteh (14 lb!) gets fed on da frige. He jumps on da counter den up to the fridgy top. dis way de odder kittehs hoo inhale der nom noms don’t get hiz.
uv korse, if de odder kittehs leaf somes, da “liddle” wun eats dat too. spoiled kittehs.
iz bestes fing to spoals all teh kittehs.
So troo, so troo.
Do not want to sharez that jackpot!
instant kitteh just add water!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!
In ur bucket, eatin’ my fillz.
I tried.
In Soviet Russia, bukket eats YOU!
is gud!
Pahrahdize! I can haz it!
gude naem. kina deep : )
I HAS FOUND THE MOTHERLODE!!!
Mi cahments no shoaing up wehn I reply.
Noah they ar. I dunno git et.
Hewwo der, CharitysMommy! Pweezed too meecha! Sowwy I am wate fur teh dants!
Sumtiems teh cahmints taek a whyal. Trye tu bee payshent.
Pot-smokin kittums has muncheez! YUS!
Proatekkturr Kitteh
knowez ebbeeefing abowtz t3h Howse.
Eeben itz seekritz.
Smellz krunnchee fude awllz
t3h tyme. Wundurrz wayr Hewminz
barree himz tresshoor?
Grayt beeg tawll Bukkitt
drawz Proatekkturr Kitteh lykez
a mawff 2 a flayme
Kitteh leepz upz andz
pushhez bakk t3h lid. Awllz ub
Kitteh’z dreemz cum troo!
Jack.
Homer kitteh on “All u kan eet” nite.
Mmmmm…. kibbles!
Snarfity snarf snarf.
Haz u seed dah show America’s most smartest models? Iz soooo funnee. Dis week if nawt can answer ?s, hassa eet cake and tweenkees. Den after an howr haz to workowt. I feenk dey puked it awl up in between. One teeny weeny sez her haz tiny tummy and can’t eet dat cake. Who duz that?!!!! I mean, it wuz Chocolate, u stoopy!
I feenk diz kitty will later be hawkin it awl up, too.
kitteh can has vantage uv bein moar purrsonable.
hay! dis nawt be da munnies bin fur da byin uv cheezbergers, dat duk lyed tu meez!
… nomnomnom
.oO( It’ll do )
Teh “nom nom nom” then “hork hork hork” is maed me ded of teh laugh.
Mai sister adopted a stray kitteh, Shadow. He yused to galumph hims fud, skerred it wud disappear, so she awlwais maded shor he wuz shut OWT ob teh kichen in teh dai tyme an cud oenly eet wut wuz in hims bowl. Wun dai he manajed to get shut IN teh kichen wit teh HUJE sak ob kibbls. Sis coms hoem from werk to fine kitteh IN teh sak, so full ob kibbls yu cud see teh shaep ob tehm, pressin on hims tummee! Hims so full hims cudnt moove fore howers! Slowlee he lernt taht teh fud awlwais caym an he didunt haf to galumph eberytin in site. An sis chekd an dubble chekd Shadow wuz shut OWT ob teh kichen in teh daitime!
Gud sister. Dopted kittehs ventually laernz. Sum eets soo fast dey looz it quik.
Sorry folks, but I find this a MOST horrendous pic. Showing an obligate carnivore being forced to subsist on a junk food diet is not funny. Has nobody learned anything from “Supersize Me”? Convenience foods are not only KILLERS of humans, but our much-loved companion carnivores as well. Dogs, cats and ferrets are all carnivores and deserve the best diet…that which they have evolved to thrive on… a diet of suitably sized whole prey and/or parts of suitably sized prey such as raw chicken on the bone with occasional offal. Why don’t you buy a copy of “Raw Meaty Bones” and read how you are being manipulated by the enormous fast food giants?
To add insult to injury, this site has recently added 2 submissions on the voting page that relate raw feeding to salmonella! Join one (or more) of the Yahoo raw feeding groups and find out why this is a non-issue.
I know that most of the regulars here do not approve of a serious post, but I think that is simply “dumbing down” the site. Yes, it’s fun to have fun, but let’s not forget the contribution that the pets and other animals on this site have on our well-being. Surely they deserve the best and not what is convenient to their carers.
Ouchez! Dat hurted mah brane to reed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
LOL furbaby, dat’s teh bestest caretroll parody yet!
noah – saw ur ? on “lala…” glad 2 see ur powstin nao.
Oh.
sigh.
I TOT dat wuz parody wen I furst red it. I started to snikur. Den, teh longer I red it, teh more alarmed I wuz.
I doo hopez dis IS parody.
Legul Perfessional??? Yur Back?!!!!
just a note . . .
we DO appreciate serious coments
we DO NOT appreciate rants
especially rants that talk down to us.
Lasers racecars aeroplanes… doo- doo, doo- doo….
decrypted:
http://www.thecheezburgerfactory.com/completestore/128348595663281250downloadingcat.jpg
anybubi noes why I getz nofin but long white bar on above comment?
I ben trien two use firefox but is nowt muc bedda….
momcat
*cock ear* Did ai juss heer a troll growl? *lissuns*……No, muss jus bee teh wind………..*goes back too dantsin fur CharitysMommy.
I seriously thought he was in a litter box at first.
D=
You’re not the only one.
mez two! culdnt figger out why liddi bowl den *pop* smal flash lite wentz off in brain!
momcat
Can it bee….? Cheezeberger seedz?!
dis bee mah furst comment i hopes it be gud dat kitteh are happeh kitteh
=^-^= nom nom