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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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ManfredMom

I wish ai cud win jakpot lyke u did, kitteh!

ManfredMom

Dis is Manfred’s dreem oh kitteh heben!

 
Melissa

ballet?
tap?
TANGO!
ehhh i nawt dat smoove.

I does teh Carlton Banks danthe foar u!

ManfredMom

fankoo Melissa! Cans u do polka???

step, step, step, hop!

Romeow

I’z do teh polka for MM! Happeh Caturday!

Roll owt da barrow
We has a barrow ob fun!

 
Melissa

Teh closist I kin come is doin teh chikkin danse.

clap clap bock bock wiggle wiggle an whutevar comes next.
Haddnt dun in ‘while.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Melissa - u kin do it (the polka, I meen. Lukki heer. . .

http://www.freewheelers.org/1DancingFool/polka.htm

and heer . . .

http://www.centralhome.com/ballroomcountry/polka_steps.htm

U just maybee needs a liddl practice. An strong legs. An bein reel gud condishun! Polka is reelee fun danse.

…..

Melissa

2 lef feets. I has ‘em.
Pwactiss I will.
Lern it I will.

 
leaf

Somewhere in a galaxy far away, in Dagobah, a little dude’s ears twitches in his sleep….

 
 
Jenny

i’ll do chikin dans wif you. da da da da da da da. da da da da da da da. da da da da da da .. da..da..da.. da..da (but wiggle, arm flap)

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

I will danse polka of joy fur u, MM. Polka wus furst dance I ever lerned.

Wheee - away we go. *danse closed posishun - three tiems around
then danse open posishun - forward
repeat at will
Whoo hoo

Puff, puff, puff, puff, puff.
We kin sit down nao.

Diddness Whiskers

wants to du teh flutterbai..i can has 2 frens to go wahkling and spinnign wif? be muches fun…hoo watns teh middel spot?

kiwican

haz nawt seed flutterbai danss 4 lawng tyme. ai willz danss it wif u= nao jest knead 1 mor!

 
 
 
 
doctorcat

I can has allemand rite? Cuz teh odder allemand left.

gascat

ifnz allemand lef den pramannodd home!

momcat

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Melissa! Wow! I din’t know whut the Carlton Banks danse wuz, so I googled it (as u may know bai nao, pop culchure is nawt mai strong poynt!) - and Wow! U kin do taht?

Is reelee gud idea - veree happee and joyous. I will danse this too with u, if taht be ok. Just don’t laff, OK?

Melissa

I wud nevar laff!
Is also callded “teh white boi danse”
I r white.
I has noooo rithim!!
but I can does dis danse awwwwl dai.
Dum da dum dum da dum
“It’s nawt unusual to be lubbed bai anniwun”
Oh Lawd I feelz so free!

 
 
 
 
leaf

Bulimic kitteh syndrome…repeat the above steps, rest half hour, repeat the above steps…

 
Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

HAHAHAHA … Teho, indeedies!

Dis reemins meh uf teh Angel Catburger whin hims wus teh wee kitteh.

Hims foundz teh unopens kan uf teh Pownz. SOFTS Pownz! Hims momma fot eet wur sayf unner teh seenk inna kabbinets, fot teh Catburger wur wai 2 wee to gets teh kabbinets opens.

Hims waited till hims momma wents 2 klas. Den hims sneaxed 2 teh keetchen, opensed teh kabbinet, an leebearayted teh Pownzes. An’ et tehm alls. ALLS UF DEMS.

Teh momma kayme hom 2: a plasstik Pownz kan leed — wif kitteh fayng marx alls obber its (ohn teh keetchen flour), teh foyl thingamadealyBBQ shraydid 2 bitses, an’ teh emtee Pownz kan isself inna lifingrooms.

An’ a BRITE ORNJ puddl uf pyook. (Dem ornj onez iz poysun!) An’ a Catburger layke DIS.

 
woodchuck

LOL! TC&AC. yoo rilly maed me laff at this wun! Teh link is hillaireeus!

 
Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

:-D

fankoo, fankoo

laffins s’goot fur u

mah brian ar tyred frum teh LOLspeek nao

 
patticlan

Gud fing ai has al redy swalered my cokee cola (diet). I has to kwik gitz teh rubr glub (teh chikin hed wif the effellunt hi knee onz it).

*wraps saran rap ronds the glub adn thns the duckee tapers*

holdes hed 2geter…for nao

 
leaf

*sigh* there’s one in every group….

I like the coot link (ah those were the days wen u kud read every comment, since there were only a handful - not complaining but it can be the daunting seeing “97 comments”. and is good fun for me to add my two cen-ses more than wunce, so i iz contributing to dis too)

BUT

i must need ask: what is “pownces” ? I could only think of fabric sheet Bounce but not whut u talking about huh?

 
Cottleston Pie

I tink “pownce” is teh kitteh snax. Ushully dey is krunchee an koms in a kan lyk teh ptayto chipzes.

 
Duffy

“Pounce” is kitteh candee — kittehs sposed to eet wun or tu, like tastee treet or rewoard — you shakes teh contayener (littul cardbord can) an kittehs come runnin! Eatin teh whole can results in revurse reward *hork*!

 
leaf

ah mystery solved 4 me: thx cp and duffy!

Hoomin like eating detected…by the mound of gakk

(i have to lie down now, thxgbai)

 
stend

cat like hurling detected

 
 
woodchuck

Teho, yoo amayz mee wif yoor links.

Dis iz relebant to mai commentses — or Stend’s commentses, ackshually. Amayzin.

Butt wood yoo waer dat hat?

 
 
 
 
 
mike luvs kittehs

This kitteh luks happeh!

 
 
ManfredMom

OOPS! Don fink so!! Doesn’t pay to say dat as u can awlways end up runner up!

 
 
Jenny

kitteh is jus lookin fur prize at bottom uv cereeal box.

 
 
awillis

lol, I have a cat that would do that if I let her. She’s a real chow ‘hound’.

 
pegataur

piggy kitteh goan to spoil hiz dinner . . .

 
moe

WTF? no cheezburger in heer!

 
Seward

HALP! I’ve nommed and I can’t get out!

moe

Keerful, kitteh, iffn yu gitz fat lyk skwerrel yu getz stuk!

fat squirrel

Mai furst…er, i nebber tryd posting link heer befor. Hoap it wurk.

Nedz

heeheeheee dat teh funni! greedyguts skwerrel saw his nomertunity.

 
woodchuck

Dat’s soe funnee! I sent dat link to mai birdee-luvin frens hoo trye tu keeep teh skwirLOLs outa der birdee feeeders!

 
 
 
Kevin

Cap.n! The tribbles are in the Quadro-Triticale!

Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

INVISIBLE KLINGON

do not want

 
 
 
Menopaws

Care fur a side o’ harbls wit dat?

the crapture

dis kitteh am also up 2 his harbls in kibblz

 
 
Menopaws

Y’know … at furst glance, wuz lyk, “Kitteh in littr box eatin …. EWWWWW! Gak! Gak! Pleh!”

Dexaan

Kitteh is nawt a goggie

 
leaf

Since u admits it, i admit i thot that it was that…til i saw comments and re-looked.

if a fellow ket swallered a dimond or such and “passed” it on, it be like jackpot too i guess.

PLEH

 
 
CharityMommy

Dis be me fierst coment. I hopez I has propper lolz speak. Dis kitteh bee verra lucki kitteh.

medicated_maiden

welcome to comments! is verri fun, verri nice peoples and kittehs for most part. occasional troll are delt wif vurry swiftlee! You has very nice lolspeak since you was worried. much beterrer than wen i start comentin. You be welcome CMommy, all be welcome

ManfredMom

Welcum to CM!! Iffn u been lurkin, u noes dat we has lotsob fun heer!

 
 
sally

welcomez Cmommy, oh yeses ur kittehspeek iz finez….butt teh qwueston awn ebberyonez mind iz……..*kan shee danwse?????*

heer ai shoow u

*tippee toeses tippeess toeses
twulr ina sirkle..
bowow 2 yer pawrtner
awl fallz doawn*

an der bee miny odder nise danwseez u can lern, oar meak 1 up yerseffz…..

kthxbai

whiskers

ai gots teh fall doawn part jus fine…

whiskers

oah yase, yu are vary welkom heer. we likes noo lolfrens.

 
 
CharityMommy

*tippee toeses tippeess toeses
twulr ina sirkle..
bowow 2 yer pawrtner
awl fallz doawn*

I wuv dis danswe. I danswe it wiv u.

kitsunerina

me two!
teh fallz daown part is teh bestest!

*danses*

princess mu

*danse danse danse, dip*

happi welkomings

ah axes joo… hao cin u knot lurve a playc whare peeps makez up danses fur ebri okasion an medows and cute crash carts an lolspitals? ahm suprised da whole wirl dont kome heer and tawk awla da tyme!

patticlan