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I wish ai cud win jakpot lyke u did, kitteh!
Dis is Manfred’s dreem oh kitteh heben!
ballet?
tap?
TANGO!
ehhh i nawt dat smoove.
I does teh Carlton Banks danthe foar u!
fankoo Melissa! Cans u do polka???
step, step, step, hop!
I’z do teh polka for MM! Happeh Caturday!
Roll owt da barrow
We has a barrow ob fun!
Teh closist I kin come is doin teh chikkin danse.
clap clap bock bock wiggle wiggle an whutevar comes next.
Haddnt dun in ‘while.
Melissa - u kin do it (the polka, I meen. Lukki heer. . .
http://www.freewheelers.org/1DancingFool/polka.htm
and heer . . .
http://www.centralhome.com/ballroomcountry/polka_steps.htm
U just maybee needs a liddl practice. An strong legs. An bein reel gud condishun! Polka is reelee fun danse.
…..
2 lef feets. I has ‘em.
Pwactiss I will.
Lern it I will.
Somewhere in a galaxy far away, in Dagobah, a little dude’s ears twitches in his sleep….
i’ll do chikin dans wif you. da da da da da da da. da da da da da da da. da da da da da da .. da..da..da.. da..da (but wiggle, arm flap)
I will danse polka of joy fur u, MM. Polka wus furst dance I ever lerned.
Wheee - away we go. *danse closed posishun - three tiems around
then danse open posishun - forward
repeat at will
Whoo hoo
Puff, puff, puff, puff, puff.
We kin sit down nao.
wants to du teh flutterbai..i can has 2 frens to go wahkling and spinnign wif? be muches fun…hoo watns teh middel spot?
haz nawt seed flutterbai danss 4 lawng tyme. ai willz danss it wif u= nao jest knead 1 mor!
I can has allemand rite? Cuz teh odder allemand left.
ifnz allemand lef den pramannodd home!
momcat
Melissa! Wow! I din’t know whut the Carlton Banks danse wuz, so I googled it (as u may know bai nao, pop culchure is nawt mai strong poynt!) - and Wow! U kin do taht?
Is reelee gud idea - veree happee and joyous. I will danse this too with u, if taht be ok. Just don’t laff, OK?
I wud nevar laff!
Is also callded “teh white boi danse”
I r white.
I has noooo rithim!!
but I can does dis danse awwwwl dai.
Dum da dum dum da dum
“It’s nawt unusual to be lubbed bai anniwun”
Oh Lawd I feelz so free!
nom nom nom
.nom .nom .nom
( gasp )
.nom. .nom. .nom.
(30 min. later) hork hork hork
Bulimic kitteh syndrome…repeat the above steps, rest half hour, repeat the above steps…
HAHAHAHA … Teho, indeedies!
Dis reemins meh uf teh Angel Catburger whin hims wus teh wee kitteh.
Hims foundz teh unopens kan uf teh Pownz. SOFTS Pownz! Hims momma fot eet wur sayf unner teh seenk inna kabbinets, fot teh Catburger wur wai 2 wee to gets teh kabbinets opens.
Hims waited till hims momma wents 2 klas. Den hims sneaxed 2 teh keetchen, opensed teh kabbinet, an leebearayted teh Pownzes. An’ et tehm alls. ALLS UF DEMS.
Teh momma kayme hom 2: a plasstik Pownz kan leed — wif kitteh fayng marx alls obber its (ohn teh keetchen flour), teh foyl thingamadealyBBQ shraydid 2 bitses, an’ teh emtee Pownz kan isself inna lifingrooms.
An’ a BRITE ORNJ puddl uf pyook. (Dem ornj onez iz poysun!) An’ a Catburger layke DIS.
LOL! TC&AC. yoo rilly maed me laff at this wun! Teh link is hillaireeus!
fankoo, fankoo
laffins s’goot fur u
mah brian ar tyred frum teh LOLspeek nao
Gud fing ai has al redy swalered my cokee cola (diet). I has to kwik gitz teh rubr glub (teh chikin hed wif the effellunt hi knee onz it).
*wraps saran rap ronds the glub adn thns the duckee tapers*
holdes hed 2geter…for nao
*sigh* there’s one in every group….
I like the coot link (ah those were the days wen u kud read every comment, since there were only a handful - not complaining but it can be the daunting seeing “97 comments”. and is good fun for me to add my two cen-ses more than wunce, so i iz contributing to dis too)
BUT
i must need ask: what is “pownces” ? I could only think of fabric sheet Bounce but not whut u talking about huh?
I tink “pownce” is teh kitteh snax. Ushully dey is krunchee an koms in a kan lyk teh ptayto chipzes.
“Pounce” is kitteh candee — kittehs sposed to eet wun or tu, like tastee treet or rewoard — you shakes teh contayener (littul cardbord can) an kittehs come runnin! Eatin teh whole can results in revurse reward *hork*!
ah mystery solved 4 me: thx cp and duffy!
Hoomin like eating detected…by the mound of gakk
(i have to lie down now, thxgbai)
cat like hurling detected
bingLOL fr stend… also, heer is hat-like curling detected…
http://www.amongfriendsfamily.com/115CurlyHat.jpg
Teho, yoo amayz mee wif yoor links.
Dis iz relebant to mai commentses — or Stend’s commentses, ackshually. Amayzin.
Butt wood yoo waer dat hat?
This kitteh luks happeh!
I IS TEH WINNAR!!!!
OOPS! Don fink so!! Doesn’t pay to say dat as u can awlways end up runner up!
winnar uv teh kitteh fud jakpawt
zaklee
kitteh is jus lookin fur prize at bottom uv cereeal box.
lol, I have a cat that would do that if I let her. She’s a real chow ‘hound’.
piggy kitteh goan to spoil hiz dinner . . .
WTF? no cheezburger in heer!
HALP! I’ve nommed and I can’t get out!
Keerful, kitteh, iffn yu gitz fat lyk skwerrel yu getz stuk!
fat squirrel
Mai furst…er, i nebber tryd posting link heer befor. Hoap it wurk.
heeheeheee dat teh funni! greedyguts skwerrel saw his nomertunity.
Dat’s soe funnee! I sent dat link to mai birdee-luvin frens hoo trye tu keeep teh skwirLOLs outa der birdee feeeders!
Cap.n! The tribbles are in the Quadro-Triticale!
INVISIBLE KLINGON
do not want
heh! u ceen dat grate lolstartrek?
Care fur a side o’ harbls wit dat?
dis kitteh am also up 2 his harbls in kibblz
Y’know … at furst glance, wuz lyk, “Kitteh in littr box eatin …. EWWWWW! Gak! Gak! Pleh!”
Kitteh is nawt a goggie
Since u admits it, i admit i thot that it was that…til i saw comments and re-looked.
if a fellow ket swallered a dimond or such and “passed” it on, it be like jackpot too i guess.
PLEH
Dis be me fierst coment. I hopez I has propper lolz speak. Dis kitteh bee verra lucki kitteh.
welcome to comments! is verri fun, verri nice peoples and kittehs for most part. occasional troll are delt wif vurry swiftlee! You has very nice lolspeak since you was worried. much beterrer than wen i start comentin. You be welcome CMommy, all be welcome
Welcum to CM!! Iffn u been lurkin, u noes dat we has lotsob fun heer!
welcomez Cmommy, oh yeses ur kittehspeek iz finez….butt teh qwueston awn ebberyonez mind iz……..*kan shee danwse?????*
heer ai shoow u
*tippee toeses tippeess toeses
twulr ina sirkle..
bowow 2 yer pawrtner
awl fallz doawn*
an der bee miny odder nise danwseez u can lern, oar meak 1 up yerseffz…..
kthxbai
ai gots teh fall doawn part jus fine…
oah yase, yu are vary welkom heer. we likes noo lolfrens.
*tippee toeses tippeess toeses
twulr ina sirkle..
bowow 2 yer pawrtner
awl fallz doawn*
I wuv dis danswe. I danswe it wiv u.
me two!
teh fallz daown part is teh bestest!
*danses*
*danse danse danse, dip*
happi welkomings
ah axes joo… hao cin u knot lurve a playc whare peeps makez up danses fur ebri okasion an medows and cute crash carts an lolspitals? ahm suprised da whole wirl dont kome heer and tawk awla da tyme!