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DROWNIN MAH SORROWZ (plz, kitteh parents, drink responsibly)
picture: Me! All me! lol caption: Laura & Jonathan
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Im *hic* skrunk as a dunk *hic*
*danse danse danse*
Hey, Princess, I’ll danse with u - whut r we doin? Oh - duzn’t matter - AngelKisses iz a liddle under teh wether -
*danse danse danse*
weez been tawlkin ’bout polkaz….
canz we does da “beer barrel ploka?
ah wun twu tree *hic* wun twe tree *hic*
noes steppen on da angel!, wez cubber angel up wif nic softy blanki anz putz herz in da corner…. shez be bedda soon….
momcat
Werz foan? Sunly feelz lik callin mah eks!
Hell, Ai’s gonna cawl AWL mai exeseseses!
Ohhhh nooooo…donts drinks an dials!!! LOL
U can has mai exesses 2. DO NOT WANT!!!
Frenz DO NOT let frenz drink an dial!
An nissed as a pit *hic*
Kitteh iz getting drunk with cola
Zicke, zacke, zicke, zacke, hoi, hoi, hoi!
bottumz up kittah!
iz Caturday!!!! u nawt celebr8ng alone 2dai!!! Mewv ofur!!!
Please kitteh, do not has to many pints of teh guiness, we all kno is nootrishus, but please to be drinking it sparingly! and you can has designate driver? *Fursty dance for Angel Kisses!*
ty for fursty dance! my furst ever! yay!
So happee fur u, AK. A furst furstee reelee is quite exciting, isn’t it? And u rose veree nicelee to the occashun, I think!
yes! very nicee! I luvz it!
wez gib u dozen roses! nic begg smelli nice onces!
momcat
Awww, I can pitches in on dem?
Iz gud furst. Purrhaps sumday iz furst 2.
Must beh sumting beri speshal. Furst fursty danze. ummmm??? I noh!!!! lehts us throh a Luau!!
*grabs grass skirt and lei and furiously shakes hips*
The question is, whose hips are you shaking!?
Hai TC&AC! Sometym afta I disapeers, u reappeers … gud to see u!
ohz- yuz a chessshire kiddi?
momcat
Meno, u iz bak! Yay! Now, where is sillyannz?
Hiya doc! Gud queschun…
Well, Menopaws, it is really just me, but you know that. (:
Blood curdling storeez I can tell ya, if me troat weren’t so dry
Dah flor iz lukin reel comfee. I feenk mebbe I liez down naow. Wake me wen u iz sobr, K?
Oh hai … I iz jus washin ur floor for u … wit mah tung … hmmm … has a flavr … stale beer an cat pee … not grate, akshooly…
But eksakly teh saym flava as teh peenuts on teh bar…
WELL LOOKEE HERE!!!
Look whut th “fu” found!!!!
MISS U MUCH!!!
MISS U BAK!
R U done fu-lin aroun for awhile??? We missed yur twisted since of hoomer!
Congo Rats for the firtiest!!
Danze danze pop pop Coco pop twurl in curcl…awl fawl don!
youse forgotted the shimmy shimmy
fank yu, barkeep! yu no yu is mah bffffff…rite? rite? like…srsly…oohh…flor…~slide and fall~
“I’m getting married in the morning!
Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper!
But get me to the church on time!”
My Fair Lady,FTW!1
I’ma has a toilet tomorro!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/17/i-has-a-toylet/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbqZde1_zSQ
Oh, DMarie - taht is so MOOOOVING. Luk at the kitteh, tehn this - and u git teers in ur ayes. Poor, poor kitteh. He needs sum snorglin reel bad.
DIS wun getz too me: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/21/i-has-hard-day/#comments
eez it jus meeh (butt eye ddnt dreenk!) or are there two twin coloomns on der write syde?! eez ichc borked!!??
She callded me babee.
She sed she luffed me.
I vary sad.
*lookin ’round bar*
Hey babee u comes here oftin?
If ai sez u haz a byooteeful bodee, wud u hole it againz meh?
Nawt u behbeh!!!
nawtEE behbeh…
an dis kitteh luks prettie uprite foar teh derunkkendeness…..
Hit meh agin, pal. Momma sez she’s getiin a goggie.
WIN!!!!1!
Drcat u so phunnie!
Tarbendr sez:
Watchu gotta do iz teech teh goggie whoz boss! Keep all ur hayr floofy n big, speshulie tayl; lotsa hissz; swype poppyz noz evr chans u getz. Dat’l teech mutz 2 sit up strait!
…so this cat walks into a bar, and the bartender sez “We don’t get many cats in here”. “No wonder”, the cat sez, “at these prices!”
Fank u, ladeez and germs, Iz heer awl week. Donut forget to tip ur waiter!
Donut clap aloen ladee; sumwun will trow yu a feesh!
ROTFL! Haven’t heard dat one before
Da great fing about de cat-goes-to-a-bar joke is dat u can use any animal in de setup and iz phunnee. Eksep fer a horsie, of course. Dat callz for de “why the long face” punchline.
Or teh jiraff wun - man warks into a bar wit a jiraff. jiraff kneels doun on teh flor an man orders a drink. barman sez “Yu cant leev taht lyin tehre!” an teh man sez (awl togedder nao…) “Taht’s nawt a lyon, itz a jiraff!”
Wizzee boe-tie. Skwirty flowr!!
Quick get in the car!
Bada-BING! heehee!
Doan shootz me! Ai iz onlee teh peeano playr… ohhhh nooooes! *BANG! THUD*
Hai Menopaws. U bin away? Mebe ai jist mist seein’ ur coments…but iz gud 2 heer frum u
Hai! Gud to be bak … one day teh Burgerz putz up a link to sketchfu.com an I thinkz, “OH, lookee … drawing site … funfunfun!” An I goes ther and IZ funfunfun … next ting I noes, iz 3 munts latr an I aint hadda been tawkin to my cheezfrenz an I sez “Bad Meno! Bad, bad Meno!” So I been outta teh loop! Tanks for asking, broadcatsmews!
Yes indeedee - u has been missed. ScarletKitteh just showed up again a coupla daiz ago after lawng time. Still missing Paws4thot and Gothkitteh.
Hai Janet!
An Lisa, and bagel of everything. Shaungrl shows up summtiems too.
And Tenhousecats
and gladys and cbsb.
Lisa started a lolfrens group on yahoo and disapeered. i hope she’s ok.
Matter of fact I’m curious. I think I’ll go has a looksee…..
And bonzogal. and galatic chick
WHARE EVRYBUDDY GOES??
Yah–wut happen to teh meebo room? Not dat I ever went dere, but it was nice to no it wuz dere.