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Im *hic* skrunk as a dunk *hic*
*danse danse danse*
Hey, Princess, I’ll danse with u – whut r we doin? Oh – duzn’t matter – AngelKisses iz a liddle under teh wether –
*danse danse danse*
weez been tawlkin ’bout polkaz….
canz we does da “beer barrel ploka?
ah wun twu tree *hic* wun twe tree *hic*
noes steppen on da angel!, wez cubber angel up wif nic softy blanki anz putz herz in da corner…. shez be bedda soon….
momcat
Werz foan? Sunly feelz lik callin mah eks!
Hell, Ai’s gonna cawl AWL mai exeseseses!
Ohhhh nooooo…donts drinks an dials!!! LOL
U can has mai exesses 2. DO NOT WANT!!!
Frenz DO NOT let frenz drink an dial!
An nissed as a pit *hic*
Kitteh iz getting drunk with cola
Zicke, zacke, zicke, zacke, hoi, hoi, hoi!
bottumz up kittah!
iz Caturday!!!! u nawt celebr8ng alone 2dai!!! Mewv ofur!!!
Please kitteh, do not has to many pints of teh guiness, we all kno is nootrishus, but please to be drinking it sparingly! and you can has designate driver? *Fursty dance for Angel Kisses!*
ty for fursty dance! my furst ever! yay!
So happee fur u, AK. A furst furstee reelee is quite exciting, isn’t it? And u rose veree nicelee to the occashun, I think!
yes! very nicee! I luvz it!
wez gib u dozen roses! nic begg smelli nice onces!
momcat
Awww, I can pitches in on dem?
Iz gud furst. Purrhaps sumday iz furst 2.
Must beh sumting beri speshal. Furst fursty danze. ummmm??? I noh!!!! lehts us throh a Luau!!
*grabs grass skirt and lei and furiously shakes hips*
The question is, whose hips are you shaking!?
Hai TC&AC! Sometym afta I disapeers, u reappeers … gud to see u!
ohz- yuz a chessshire kiddi?
momcat
Meno, u iz bak! Yay! Now, where is sillyannz?
Hiya doc! Gud queschun…
Well, Menopaws, it is really just me, but you know that. (:
Blood curdling storeez I can tell ya, if me troat weren’t so dry
Dah flor iz lukin reel comfee. I feenk mebbe I liez down naow. Wake me wen u iz sobr, K?
Oh hai … I iz jus washin ur floor for u … wit mah tung … hmmm … has a flavr … stale beer an cat pee … not grate, akshooly…
But eksakly teh saym flava as teh peenuts on teh bar…
WELL LOOKEE HERE!!!
Look whut th “fu” found!!!!
MISS U MUCH!!!
MISS U BAK!
R U done fu-lin aroun for awhile??? We missed yur twisted since of hoomer!
Congo Rats for the firtiest!!
Danze danze pop pop Coco pop twurl in curcl…awl fawl don!
youse forgotted the shimmy shimmy
fank yu, barkeep! yu no yu is mah bffffff…rite? rite? like…srsly…oohh…flor…~slide and fall~
“I’m getting married in the morning!
Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper!
But get me to the church on time!”
My Fair Lady,FTW!1
I’ma has a toilet tomorro!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/17/i-has-a-toylet/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbqZde1_zSQ
Oh, DMarie – taht is so MOOOOVING. Luk at the kitteh, tehn this – and u git teers in ur ayes. Poor, poor kitteh. He needs sum snorglin reel bad.
DIS wun getz too me: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/21/i-has-hard-day/#comments
eez it jus meeh (butt eye ddnt dreenk!) or are there two twin coloomns on der write syde?! eez ichc borked!!??
She callded me babee.
She sed she luffed me.
I vary sad.
*lookin ’round bar*
Hey babee u comes here oftin?
If ai sez u haz a byooteeful bodee, wud u hole it againz meh?
Nawt u behbeh!!!
nawtEE behbeh…
an dis kitteh luks prettie uprite foar teh derunkkendeness…..
Hit meh agin, pal. Momma sez she’s getiin a goggie.
WIN!!!!1!
Drcat u so phunnie!
Tarbendr sez:
Watchu gotta do iz teech teh goggie whoz boss! Keep all ur hayr floofy n big, speshulie tayl; lotsa hissz; swype poppyz noz evr chans u getz. Dat’l teech mutz 2 sit up strait!
…so this cat walks into a bar, and the bartender sez “We don’t get many cats in here”. “No wonder”, the cat sez, “at these prices!”
Fank u, ladeez and germs, Iz heer awl week. Donut forget to tip ur waiter!
Donut clap aloen ladee; sumwun will trow yu a feesh!
ROTFL! Haven’t heard dat one before
Da great fing about de cat-goes-to-a-bar joke is dat u can use any animal in de setup and iz phunnee. Eksep fer a horsie, of course. Dat callz for de “why the long face” punchline.
Or teh jiraff wun – man warks into a bar wit a jiraff. jiraff kneels doun on teh flor an man orders a drink. barman sez “Yu cant leev taht lyin tehre!” an teh man sez (awl togedder nao…) “Taht’s nawt a lyon, itz a jiraff!”
Wizzee boe-tie. Skwirty flowr!!
Quick get in the car!
Bada-BING! heehee!
Doan shootz me! Ai iz onlee teh peeano playr… ohhhh nooooes! *BANG! THUD*
Hai Menopaws. U bin away? Mebe ai jist mist seein’ ur coments…but iz gud 2 heer frum u
Hai! Gud to be bak … one day teh Burgerz putz up a link to sketchfu.com an I thinkz, “OH, lookee … drawing site … funfunfun!” An I goes ther and IZ funfunfun … next ting I noes, iz 3 munts latr an I aint hadda been tawkin to my cheezfrenz an I sez “Bad Meno! Bad, bad Meno!” So I been outta teh loop! Tanks for asking, broadcatsmews!
Yes indeedee – u has been missed. ScarletKitteh just showed up again a coupla daiz ago after lawng time. Still missing Paws4thot and Gothkitteh.
Hai Janet!
An Lisa, and bagel of everything. Shaungrl shows up summtiems too.
And Tenhousecats
and gladys and cbsb.
Lisa started a lolfrens group on yahoo and disapeered. i hope she’s ok.
Matter of fact I’m curious. I think I’ll go has a looksee…..
And bonzogal. and galatic chick
WHARE EVRYBUDDY GOES??
Yah–wut happen to teh meebo room? Not dat I ever went dere, but it was nice to no it wuz dere.
Hi MP, glad u memberded us! Iz gud to haz u bak!
Hai Flartus! Gladys posts at sketchfu sumtymes … me an CBSB emails evry day … dinnit realiz how much I missd my cheezfrenz … wish they’d ALL come bak… seemz to be a reel nice group of peeps here neow, tho…
Jorj Thurogud kitteh drinx alone
Werz mah burbinz an mah skotchz?
IM IN YUR PUB, DRIKEN YUR PINTZ, MAIT
Skooz me mah good hooman… but u din get no hedz on mah ginniz. Iz da stowt affikza.. afixian… ekspert.
*hic*
So here I sit in the corner pub
As drunk as drunk can be
And thankful that my arms and legs
Are still attached to me.
It’s many a day I’ve traveled
A hundred miles or more,
But if I ever look at a girl again…
Hey wait, who’s that babe by the door?
– awl credit doo to Tom Smith for dis parody of “7 Drunkn Nyts”
So here I sit in the corner pub
As drunk as drunk can be
And thankful that my skin & bones
Are still attached to me.
It’s many a day I’ve traveled
A hundred miles or more
But if I ever look at a woman again…
Hey wait, who’s that babe by the door?
– awl credit goze to Tom Smith for dis parodee of “7 Drunkn Nyts”
Mah Tortie fren r in teh baffroom…she’ll haz a black ‘n’ tan, plz.
awl getz a whi russian n a blac russian fur mai twinz russian blu grrrrul frenz- dez in bafroom brb…….
momcat
I’ll havva katlua and creem pplease…………..
….an keep ‘em comin! (Hai, Annie
)
Mah gudness! Mah gehness!
Hay Mabel
Getz off teh taybel
Dat 2 dolars iz 4 beer!!
Yay! My baby made ICHC!
When I saw his picture go from Page 1 on the VOTE page to Page 50, I started getting a little discouraged, so this is a nice surprise! Opie sez “1 MOAR DREENK PLZ?!”
sooper kewl fur u an ur Opie! he’s a real kuootee pie!
Ya to yu. Our Em is now on page 4 with the “Quid Pro Quo” caption. Floored me last Sunday to see her on page 1! Yu got the cutie…gives him hugs and snoorgles from Me and Em
Ise doin danseie danse for u and ur Opie. Everbod pls to joins us.
Ai’s not as drink as yu thunk Ai am. *hic* ~slydes to flor~ Ai toetally ment to do taht!
Yay! My baby made the front page of ICHC! I am so excited!
Opie sez “ONE MOAR DREENK PLZ?!”
u haz a beeeeutifullest behbeh, an ai lub teh squinty eyed lookz awn hiz fase…..waht a cyutie piez !!!!
iz teh noo fashun in kittehz????? tuxez wif gray strippies sted ob teh blak n whyte??????
LOL!
Just a kwik uppydate: We got up dis moarnin an lookt owt da winno, an whaddaya no, awl yur dansin payd awf!
We haz DRIZZLE!!! Dat meks it sooo mush eezier fur FFs to stawp da stoopee flayms, uv corse! We still has too BEEG fiyurs in SD dat wer mebbe 50% contaynd yesserday, an dat beeg wun up in Agwa Dulchay iz gettin better too…
Da noos sed da cost so far to fite deez fiyurs wuz $50M munnees US. When yoo considr awl de wurk dem bois dun, dat iz a heckuma bargin!!!
An menee uv dem gettin obertiem, so dey gets nice nice paychik
Dey deserv!!!
abowt 1800 homses lawst, an sebben peepull ded, 4 uv em stayd in der homes…. I tink bowt 50 FFs got burnded too, I hope nawt so bad an dey gets well!! Dey gets da bestest treetment, an dey R heeroz!!
So tank yoo tank yoo tank yoo fur awl yur prayrs an rayn danses! We will recuvver in tiem fur da big erfkwayk, jus yoo watch!
Yayyaay! Mus ov bin arful. So Happees u b ok!
rayne rayne rayne on u
Hooray! hurrah! Hooray! Rain is good! I know the scary times aren’t over, but at least it looks like you are heading the right direction. Happy Caturday!
Skary skary skary stuff, B! Yay for teh reinz!
Gud news, B! !!! U r such a gud repawrter. I wuz thinkin – we cud has r own radio stayshun – peeple reportin in frum awl over . . .
Sumthin liek – B! heer with WKAT Mews, with an update frum San Diego . . .
Otter ideas welcum, ov corse. Is just a thot.
A celebratory song for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02X5hCfxEX0
Did we ever really think B J Thomas was cool?
OMG!!!!!! I hatz two say I members dat!
naoi- iz mai membry failn mez or doz anyone Lz member dis
hadz to watch catame wards dat year fur feater claz.
fur da playn ub da song- deh hadz sum grup of peeps riddin roun on UNICYCLES! (jugglin two I finks) whil guy waz singn diz.
wrot beeg diaree note fur claz on haow stoopi I foug dat waz!
momcat
LOL, Aye awlwayz kinda liekt BJ Thomas! Aye tink Aye haz a Xtian cassette uv his frum waaay bak!!
Tank yoo fur da rayn sawng… Aye do vayglee rememmer dat catamee awards sho… I wuz lil b! den, but iz in ma memmree banx!
Whoo! Relaytid to dis pitcher heer, we went to da Octobrr fest down in Torrents dis ebening. Wuz purtee fun! We met 4 peepull who frum Germany, dey croozin frun Alaska, to LA spessifiklee fur Octobrr fest, den dryves down to Messico! Dey beree nice, we hopes dey continyooz to has fun!!
I lurve Octobrr fest in LA. At a German harvist festival, an we saw a Japanese man skillfully leading a Mexican lady in many dancings! Lurve it!!!! An we had nummynoms, reelee good bratwurst an sauerkraut an taters an rye bred an a good beer brooed rite der on site! Wuz kwite drinkabul, Aye finicht mines! AN Aye duzzint liek most reglar beerz! Dey had relee good oompah band, an we sang an danst an marcht an had contests an everting!!! Aye tawt hubbee da chikkin dance, he lernt it good!!
Dis playce also has da good Yoorapeean foods store wif good deli cownter! Wuz still bizzee wen we got der, but we got sum good choklits, an Aye mite go der to get sum good meets an cheezes… It purtee close to whar hubbee wurks, onlee opposit direkshun uv hims dryve…. But nawt too far! He wood go if Aye ast him an tol him zacklee wut Aye wantid. He good liek dat!
Aye giv anudder updayt awn fiyurs tumorro, if Aye heer it betweens da futballs!
“rain, rain cum an stay, don goes wai fur mani dais!”
ifn Iz still in Orygun, Idz sweep sum mor clous yur way.
by da by
hear in colorodeo da NW das nawt exsit, an mai sens ub geography not sos gret.
Iz borned in walnut creek ca. howz sum ub da placez I noes doin?
los gatos (lub dat name) an sebastapol?
momcat
oh hai momcat,
ai iz in teh north medeeum pawrt ob teh Caalifowrnea…..an iz been justest az preeti az it can haz bee !!!! onlee todai iz a liddle clowdy, but teh tempatur iz bery nice…
noe fyres taht ai noes ob…..
*obber 2 u B! 4 teh latesstesed updatas frum teh fyre llion…..*
(in teh meentyme…..ai will now do a quik dawnse ob rayn joi…..)
*tippee toeses tippee toeses
truwl ina sirkle
bowow to yer parwtner
awl fallz downz*
(iz jest me, oar do taht danwse luk bery muches lik teh odder danwse ai hab been nown to do?????)
fank u fur da update, i appreciates…..
I misses mai coast….
momcat
So happies u oks. prayrs cont…conti… keepz on goings for FF heeroz and for por peeps hoo losted so much.
Aw, my comments still aren’t working.
I am made of fail.
u r knot da fail. i tink dey just took a bit tew post. (it happens) we saw you post post about ur darlin’ kitteh : )
i can has burger to go with this brew?
strange brew… is kitteh in teh greyt wite norf, ey?
Aly-cat nticez nu grogg. aly-cat nao nos hoo dead eet.
Guinness. I has it.
He he…Iz Mackin’ On Your Girlz.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Bartendur! Mah Beer iz flat. I can has replacement? kthx.
Bud Light prezents reel kittehs of jeenyus…
Zing!
**Mr Hairball Spitter-Upper**
**Mrs Fluffy Butt In Yer Facer**
**Bootsie hoo Alwayz Uses da Litterbocks**
**Mr Far Away Can Opener Hearer**
♪The blame it on the dog plant digger u-uu-upper♪
Lolkitteh iz back from carsho. Does want to furget disterbing image of lolrus.
I can has root br an a cheezburger?
(I C D trollz has bin bizy dis moarnin…)
Buttix up, chaps!
yah-
I felz especial…… da troll gotz mez two…… I not eben importanted kiddi!
* wowz*…….
momcat
Oh, de likker wuz spilted on de bahroom floah
N de bah wuz kloze fo de nite
De liddo mouse krep frum hiz hoal n de wahl
N sat n de pail moonlyt
Hez lapt up de likker frum de bahroom flo
Az on hiz haunchez he satz
N aw tru de nyt tey kud heer hym kall
“Bringz awn yer gaul-dernz KAT!”
purrrrrfikt!
Ha – kitteh just popped in for a swift half! Bottoms up, Kitteh!
“2 teh tabbies down at Mory’s, 2 teh plaice war Louis dwellz
2 teh deer old Temple Bar we lurve so well,
Sing teh Wiffenpoofs assembulled,Wid der glassez razed on hai
An teh majik uf der singings katz its spell…”
Wiffenpoofs drinkin sawng!!!! Wowee!!!
…ah gitz nawkd down
ah gits bak up again
dey nevur gonna keep mi down…
corus
Pissn da nit awai
pissn da nite awai
ani budi ‘member dat chomba womba sawng?
I du, an for som rezon I alwayz tawt it waz about girlz and teh korus was “Kizzin teh nite away”
Its a kwarter 2 3
No un in da plce
Cept U n me,
So set em up Joe
I gotta liddl story
U orta no.
Weer drinkin mah fren
To da end
Of a breef eppisoad
Gimme 1 4 my baybee
And 1 more 4 da road.
U don need 1 4 teh road, cuz teh road is awreddy laid out!
OMG!!! Etta James FTW!!!!!!!!!!!! ah juss luv hur! Shi a real fri spirit dat wun. still singin tew. noa produces hur own stuff. i tink her last album wuz a yeer er tew ago.
Catgurl FTW!!!
uv awl da gin joints in awl da towns in awl da world, she had to walk into mine . . .
Rick kitteh drowns his sorrows.
ohhh pegataur! Ah wuz juss checkn tew see ifn ani wun else was gonna remember Casablanca : ) grate mynds yew kno… : )
A kitteh walks into a bar…..
Catnip on de rox…shakn not stured
The look of a designated driver being served a flat cola with no ice…
“Hey u no wut – get a taxi, guys”
i wuz reading or waching sumthing about this place where the bar guys put their bikes in the customers cars, drive em home, then ride their bikes back to the workplace. interesting way to get around the problem of letting drunks outta the bar.
a gude wai tew avoid wun type of liabiliti. but den you hav da hole tribble ov drivin a car da staff member wasnt insured fur. a stickii situation …
dats whi i just hav parties n mi neighborhood. den wi cin juss drink wine an have snaks an walk home. safe an sownd
muss b rockiez fan
Heh heh heh,
RED SOX RULES!11!111!!!!
WHOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!
I b a red soks fan frum da last…amost 40 yeers. WUN MOAR GAAM!!!!!!!!!
kitteh mus b rockiez fan
1 rom n kolah on teh haus!
Raze yor can of beer on hi
And seel yor fate forebber
R bes yeers has past us by
De goldin ayj uv lether
Fur ma hubbee, da #1 BOC fan Aye no!!
I sees dis kat in ma pub lotz.
This looks exactly like my cat when he was a kitten.
This kitteh has the exact same apartment as me! Is you mah neighbor? O.o
so set ‘em up Joe
dere’s no one in da place
Drink a coke, and you’ll be bouncing all over the floor, kitteh!