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I wurk carshow

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an buy new buhket!

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

AllyBally

I iz wot u getz when u buk cut price secksy bikini ghurls for motorshow.

purecaffeine

am quite fond of teh seal ;-)

 
LBeeeze

dis be a berry cekksee tight seal !!!

doctorcat

I dunno, but I fink dis seal mite be a real lolrus. No tusks, tho. Mebbe a gurl lolrus?

Dat car is can be a bucket o’ bolts.

 
stend

( very dated joke, from time of space shuttle disaster )

Q. what do NASA and orca have in common?
A. they’re both looking for a tighter seal

LBeeeze

ur pink toll iz showin !

 
 
 
 
 
Jenny

i maybe has mustash, n wrinklez, n blubber, but i draw biggr crowd than doez teh bimbos — oops, meen to say secksy bikini girlz.

 
 
Melissa

U solded ursef owt lolrus!!!

*sigh*

Here. Taek mah bukkit. Doant lowur ursef no moar.

Teho

[cold whiskery stare]
lolrus nots need ur chairy tea.
[hrrumph]

LBeeeze

dats cus lolrus gives a cold wiskey stare

who needs chairy tea wen u got a cold wiskey stare ?!!?

 
 
Josh

u don’t has to put on dat red dress 2nite!

purple

looooooolrus, you don’t hafta put on teh red light!

 
Thestral

tango de roxane ref ftw! mahvelous! lolrus no wok streez fur munnehs, but dun ker if iz rong o if iz raite! roooooooxaaannnne!

 
 
 
 
D.R.

OMGWTFBBQFBIQED!

The gold body paint.

The red bikini.

Was this one submitted by the kitteh who ate the pills?

Teho

“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to drive.”

Bizkitmama

FTW!
Look out for teh lolrusez with frickin’ lazer beams on their heads.

 
 
Stricken

Iz wundhring bouwtz teh shyneez… Y u paynts lolrus?

 
 
 
karen

hao u liek mah new ryde? tihs morr bettah tahn bukkit!

 
Naivaklam

Kewl rydeh… I haz it. Who ned teh bukkit?

stend

“wait, no - I didn’t mean to call your car a bucket - that’s not what I said - don’t fire me !!!”

 
 
Shaungrl

Yes, dem cars be having teh bukkit seats, tho.

 
Teho

nawt sins collij; is too spendy. i has teh GIMP tho. v2.4 is prity slik, too.
trol much?

Shaungrl

teho. teho. teho. (shake teh shaungrl head wile snoffee hits teh 24″ screen)

doctorcat

LOL, snoffee. Us needed dat wurd.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Yes, doctorcat - us has seed it - even as Shaungrl has thot it up.

HOORAY - DISHKUNARREE PURRSON - WHAR R U? ??? GRATE NEW WERD..

SNOFFEE ! ! !

stend

for a second I read is as “I hit my souffle against the screen” … it created an image both vivid and startling, but I can’t say it didn’t please me

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

stend - I reelee cannot tel u how much i luvs u - so i wont! but - o mai - I, too, am startled and pleesed.

 
 
jenny

snoffee? Snot and coffee?

Shaungrl

…or snort. Will work wit most bevragez. ‘cept beer= sneer. s’not a nice word. (grin)

 
 
 
 
 
 
Ambercat

Ohno! Nowun has dun teh fursty dans fore AllyBally! Ai’s feelin a liddl deli-cat tihs mornink, so Ai do Slowandstaytlee dans, wit teh lites orf an teh windos open. Ai go lye doun now. Kthxbyepassmetehbukkit!

AllyBally

Thx fore dans… now I hold bukkit fore ewes…

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

AllyBally - u r a troo fren! an wurthee.

Purrhhaps, out of respekt fur Ambercat, hoo is maybee still suffrin frum bein hurted bai the cyoot dentist, we shud do a slowandstaytelee danse fur you. Lites out and windows open.
We just mooves and glydes at our own paces, pondering as we go the joy of AllyBally contrasted wif the despair ov teh poor LOLrus.

Shud get braynes AND bodies going fur teh day.

Ambercat

Mouf wuz soar las nite - sew Ai had a liddl drinkie, to makes it betterer. Tehn Ai had anudder, to keeps it cumpanie. An tehn anudder, pyorlee for teh medisinal raisins. An teh rest wuz just grat-chew-ittus!
Mouf ok toodai but hed soar!
Chekin owt teh heelin powears ob teh hamsangwidge an a choklitbiskit now.
KthxbaineberaginAiswares!

ManfredMom

CCC on teh way to mops up apter Ambercat sloe dans upchuck!

 
Melissa

I noes awl ’bout dat tooo well.
Doant moove ur hed to fayst.

I maeks u tee, an tost, an floofs ur piwwow.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Melissa, u r teh veree embodimint ov gudness.

 
Ambercat

Iz bedder nao, tanks ‘Lissa. Mai big sis is Lissa tooo. but she’s an Elizabeth-type Lissa. Still, not mennee ob yu abowt

 
Grimbling

Duz slo dans and sendz teh wellnes tu awl hoo needz it.

 
 
 
 
 
 
'steroid

Duz dis car has buhket seets?

'steroid

D’oh, shud relode befor subm. . .sumbi. . . push buttun. Sory, Shaungrl, I steel ur thundr, her it back.

Shaungrl

Iz teh fein. I lieks da same tinkin by peeps. Makes me feel teh not so…strange…LOL ;) I will share my strange wit ebberonez.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Shaungirl - u so nice and jenrerus with ur strange! I think taht’s whut maeks “heer” so speshul - we awl be sharin the “stranj.”

Shaungrl

Fank joo.

On an off topic: Please, all my fave peeps, remember my Gunther-man (dobe) in your thoughts and prayers. He had a botched surgery three weeks ago and wound up having his leg bone open to the air with a hole the size of a half-dollar. He had surgery (at another vet!!!) yesterday and is mostly “OK”, but him hurt so much. (prognosis is good, tho) I’m about to go get him a second Rx of ‘happy pills’ right now. Thank you so much. This is where I’ve been doing for the last month- sometimes not feeling so LOL, but you peeps make me feel all teh gud. (hug) shaun

Teho

strenf an betar forchoons, Gunther man. :(

 
Cottleston Pie

Aww, pore Gumfer-man! I hoaps hims fills mush bedder naow dat hims has a gud vetrinaryum lukin afer hims. Pore bebby! Git wel kwik!!!

 
ManfredMom

Gets well sune Gumfer!

*MM bings Gumfer sum goggeh biskits frum CCC*

 
Melissa

Poor gunther goggie.
He’s in my prayers.

 
Menopaws

Shaun, tell Gunther hiz long lost auntie Meno sez she send him healing thots…

 
Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

Pls to bee tellings teh Gunfur Goggie frum teh Angel Catburger’s “cousin” (a beeg, dum, happi, an’ beautimous English Mastiff, an’ allso Tiny Chz’s FAVORITEST GOGGIE IN TEH HOLE WURLD):
“ouuhhhworrorrrr owrorrowrrrrr rorwowwrrrrr” (sed in a deeps voyse)

Gunfur Goggie will no whut it meens, it are in big goggie speek.

An’ teh Angel Catburger’s ovver “coushin” (a Boston Terror, an’ allso Tiny Chz’s SECOND FAVORITEST GOGGIE IN TEH HOLE WURLD) senz *tacotung*

U noes, tacotung. Ees whut wee goggies do wif dem tungs to squee teh tungs up teh nazzes ofs anyones nearbais.

 
Flooof

mai goggies send lubs 2 Gunfur. dey wil sharz carrots n bizkitz n chooie beeeef fingz wiv him, an doez wil maik him orl bettr.
x

 
Tyger Kitteh

Ai knoes u not Shaungrl, but iz not teh eezy when our furreh 4 legid peoplz iz wif teh owies. Mah Fluffy One went 2 teh Heavens not so long ago, and we knewd not if teh Fluffy One was go or 2 stay. Iz berry sceery, and much wif teh sad. At leest u knoes dat Gunther goggie can has all better soon. Ai iz pray 4 Gunther goggie, dat he be up and runnin round and being wif teh slobbery snorgles sooner dan teh Shaungrl reelize.

Much Gunther in teh praying,
Tyger Kitteh

 
 
mary O'Spockn

we can has offishul motto?

“we awl be sharin the stranj”

kthxbai

 
Ambercat

Heer, yu can has tihs sawft blankie Ai borroed off teh TTT to snorgle mai soar hed in. Mebbe Gunther wud lyke to snorgle hims poorly leg innit - verreeeeeeeeeeeee gentleeeeeeeeee. Por Gunther, hims luks hang-dog?

 
patticlan

Hai Gunther,

Wolf adn Lobo wanz u too noe, thye will gibs healin lickies to sores leggy when u wans thme. Also will share neu squirelly squeekie toys wit u. Dey al redy been likied,,gud nom noms, nao hab more gud nom noms.

Git betr reelz soon. NO mors owchies.

ktnksbai

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Cud be gud, Mary - Liek -

LoLCatLand - sharin teh stranj since January 2007

Hmmmmm - needs a liddle werk. original “we awl be sharin the stranj” has a nice ring to it (if aye do say so maiself!)

I think, if peepl liek it, both cud be used in different ways.

 
3rin

Oooh, poor Gunfergoggie. Me an mai goggies wishes him git wel sun, an dat hole awl close up.
Erin (mom) and Teddy and Sophie

 
CrazyOldLady

Poor bebbeh Gunther! Two surgereez? One not so grate akshully vet? Dat is teh suxxor! Mai Princess Sophia Maria sez she crossin her pawz for yu, lil man!!

 
 
 
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