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I iz wot u getz when u buk cut price secksy bikini ghurls for motorshow.
am quite fond of teh seal
i dunno i quite like teh seal
seal of approovuhl?
dis be a berry cekksee tight seal !!!
I dunno, but I fink dis seal mite be a real lolrus. No tusks, tho. Mebbe a gurl lolrus?
Dat car is can be a bucket o’ bolts.
( very dated joke, from time of space shuttle disaster )
Q. what do NASA and orca have in common?
A. they’re both looking for a tighter seal
ur pink toll iz showin !
i maybe has mustash, n wrinklez, n blubber, but i draw biggr crowd than doez teh bimbos — oops, meen to say secksy bikini girlz.
U solded ursef owt lolrus!!!
*sigh*
Here. Taek mah bukkit. Doant lowur ursef no moar.
[cold whiskery stare]
lolrus nots need ur chairy tea.
[hrrumph]
dats cus lolrus gives a cold wiskey stare
who needs chairy tea wen u got a cold wiskey stare ?!!?
u don’t has to put on dat red dress 2nite!
looooooolrus, you don’t hafta put on teh red light!
tango de roxane ref ftw! mahvelous! lolrus no wok streez fur munnehs, but dun ker if iz rong o if iz raite! roooooooxaaannnne!
oh, de humy ility.
OMGWTFBBQFBIQED!
The gold body paint.
The red bikini.
Was this one submitted by the kitteh who ate the pills?
“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to drive.”
FTW!
Look out for teh lolrusez with frickin’ lazer beams on their heads.
Iz wundhring bouwtz teh shyneez… Y u paynts lolrus?
Hilarious!
hao u liek mah new ryde? tihs morr bettah tahn bukkit!
Kewl rydeh… I haz it. Who ned teh bukkit?
“wait, no - I didn’t mean to call your car a bucket - that’s not what I said - don’t fire me !!!”
Yes, dem cars be having teh bukkit seats, tho.
Fotoshop much?
nawt sins collij; is too spendy. i has teh GIMP tho. v2.4 is prity slik, too.
trol much?
teho. teho. teho. (shake teh shaungrl head wile snoffee hits teh 24″ screen)
LOL, snoffee. Us needed dat wurd.
Yes, doctorcat - us has seed it - even as Shaungrl has thot it up.
HOORAY - DISHKUNARREE PURRSON - WHAR R U? ??? GRATE NEW WERD..
SNOFFEE ! ! !
for a second I read is as “I hit my souffle against the screen” … it created an image both vivid and startling, but I can’t say it didn’t please me
stend - I reelee cannot tel u how much i luvs u - so i wont! but - o mai - I, too, am startled and pleesed.
snoffee? Snot and coffee?
…or snort. Will work wit most bevragez. ‘cept beer= sneer. s’not a nice word. (grin)
Ohno! Nowun has dun teh fursty dans fore AllyBally! Ai’s feelin a liddl deli-cat tihs mornink, so Ai do Slowandstaytlee dans, wit teh lites orf an teh windos open. Ai go lye doun now. Kthxbyepassmetehbukkit!
Thx fore dans… now I hold bukkit fore ewes…
AllyBally - u r a troo fren! an wurthee.
Purrhhaps, out of respekt fur Ambercat, hoo is maybee still suffrin frum bein hurted bai the cyoot dentist, we shud do a slowandstaytelee danse fur you. Lites out and windows open.
We just mooves and glydes at our own paces, pondering as we go the joy of AllyBally contrasted wif the despair ov teh poor LOLrus.
Shud get braynes AND bodies going fur teh day.
Mouf wuz soar las nite - sew Ai had a liddl drinkie, to makes it betterer. Tehn Ai had anudder, to keeps it cumpanie. An tehn anudder, pyorlee for teh medisinal raisins. An teh rest wuz just grat-chew-ittus!
Mouf ok toodai but hed soar!
Chekin owt teh heelin powears ob teh hamsangwidge an a choklitbiskit now.
KthxbaineberaginAiswares!
CCC on teh way to mops up apter Ambercat sloe dans upchuck!
I noes awl ’bout dat tooo well.
Doant moove ur hed to fayst.
I maeks u tee, an tost, an floofs ur piwwow.
Melissa, u r teh veree embodimint ov gudness.
Iz bedder nao, tanks ‘Lissa. Mai big sis is Lissa tooo. but she’s an Elizabeth-type Lissa. Still, not mennee ob yu abowt
Duz slo dans and sendz teh wellnes tu awl hoo needz it.
Duz dis car has buhket seets?
D’oh, shud relode befor subm. . .sumbi. . . push buttun. Sory, Shaungrl, I steel ur thundr, her it back.
Iz teh fein. I lieks da same tinkin by peeps. Makes me feel teh not so…strange…LOL
I will share my strange wit ebberonez.
Shaungirl - u so nice and jenrerus with ur strange! I think taht’s whut maeks “heer” so speshul - we awl be sharin the “stranj.”
Fank joo.
On an off topic: Please, all my fave peeps, remember my Gunther-man (dobe) in your thoughts and prayers. He had a botched surgery three weeks ago and wound up having his leg bone open to the air with a hole the size of a half-dollar. He had surgery (at another vet!!!) yesterday and is mostly “OK”, but him hurt so much. (prognosis is good, tho) I’m about to go get him a second Rx of ‘happy pills’ right now. Thank you so much. This is where I’ve been doing for the last month- sometimes not feeling so LOL, but you peeps make me feel all teh gud. (hug) shaun
strenf an betar forchoons, Gunther man.
Aww, pore Gumfer-man! I hoaps hims fills mush bedder naow dat hims has a gud vetrinaryum lukin afer hims. Pore bebby! Git wel kwik!!!
Gets well sune Gumfer!
*MM bings Gumfer sum goggeh biskits frum CCC*
Poor gunther goggie.
He’s in my prayers.
Shaun, tell Gunther hiz long lost auntie Meno sez she send him healing thots…
Pls to bee tellings teh Gunfur Goggie frum teh Angel Catburger’s “cousin” (a beeg, dum, happi, an’ beautimous English Mastiff, an’ allso Tiny Chz’s FAVORITEST GOGGIE IN TEH HOLE WURLD):
“ouuhhhworrorrrr owrorrowrrrrr rorwowwrrrrr” (sed in a deeps voyse)
Gunfur Goggie will no whut it meens, it are in big goggie speek.
An’ teh Angel Catburger’s ovver “coushin” (a Boston Terror, an’ allso Tiny Chz’s SECOND FAVORITEST GOGGIE IN TEH HOLE WURLD) senz *tacotung*
U noes, tacotung. Ees whut wee goggies do wif dem tungs to squee teh tungs up teh nazzes ofs anyones nearbais.
mai goggies send lubs 2 Gunfur. dey wil sharz carrots n bizkitz n chooie beeeef fingz wiv him, an doez wil maik him orl bettr.
x
Ai knoes u not Shaungrl, but iz not teh eezy when our furreh 4 legid peoplz iz wif teh owies. Mah Fluffy One went 2 teh Heavens not so long ago, and we knewd not if teh Fluffy One was go or 2 stay. Iz berry sceery, and much wif teh sad. At leest u knoes dat Gunther goggie can has all better soon. Ai iz pray 4 Gunther goggie, dat he be up and runnin round and being wif teh slobbery snorgles sooner dan teh Shaungrl reelize.
Much Gunther in teh praying,
Tyger Kitteh
we can has offishul motto?
“we awl be sharin the stranj”
kthxbai
huzzah!!!
Heer, yu can has tihs sawft blankie Ai borroed off teh TTT to snorgle mai soar hed in. Mebbe Gunther wud lyke to snorgle hims poorly leg innit - verreeeeeeeeeeeee gentleeeeeeeeee. Por Gunther, hims luks hang-dog?
Hai Gunther,
Wolf adn Lobo wanz u too noe, thye will gibs healin lickies to sores leggy when u wans thme. Also will share neu squirelly squeekie toys wit u. Dey al redy been likied,,gud nom noms, nao hab more gud nom noms.
Git betr reelz soon. NO mors owchies.
ktnksbai
Cud be gud, Mary - Liek -
LoLCatLand - sharin teh stranj since January 2007
Hmmmmm - needs a liddle werk. original “we awl be sharin the stranj” has a nice ring to it (if aye do say so maiself!)
I think, if peepl liek it, both cud be used in different ways.
Oooh, poor Gunfergoggie. Me an mai goggies wishes him git wel sun, an dat hole awl close up.
Erin (mom) and Teddy and Sophie
Poor bebbeh Gunther! Two surgereez? One not so grate akshully vet? Dat is teh suxxor! Mai Princess Sophia Maria sez she crossin her pawz for yu, lil man!!