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I can’t heeeere you! (X3)
do want
do want
do want
n du nowts fold, spndel, mewtl8, eddr
awe…… cant I fold on kyoot dotted linz?
momcat
*han too ear*
but I hears a dantz!
it gettin lowder!
oh! my feets is hypnotized!
Dance dance dance!
anda dance dance dance!
Teh furstee dance is uponn mee!
Yeah, not the cleverest but I wanted to be “not second!”
but lookit u still second neways …
AND at the summit o dis new heap, so to speaks
If these guys had been doin this d**m a***t, I wooda ben much happier abowt it. a***t = pleh (still!)
Iz confoozled bowt de A***T …. onlee wurd 5 letrs wiff A***T durty nuff for *** is gots be awwwwwdet an that wurd be so durty dat de hole ichc shuld splodes wiff de saeing of awwwwdet.
iffs dis be krect plz be haiding de poynty ahbjucts cuz de guvmnt gits mad wen yuse in-certs de poynties intu awwwdetores wiff much fors an skreemins of durty wurds ober and ober agin till dey make ded gaspy noyses on de flor …. *takes a deep breath* dun assks me hao I noes dis … lets jus sai i has it on gud athor… awther… sumwun tolds me so.
me confoozled by yer boths…jes sayin
ah timk tehyre speekin ov teh infernal ravenous ‘Serviss’
DMarie, dijoo git a vizit frum teh Gubmint? Mah condoleenses, if so!
Jus admit to dem:
Aye cheetid on ma taxes….wif uvver taxes….
U beez de bestist at speekerin de LOLspeek. I iz jes standin in aw uv yer cumpleet LOL flooinsee.
Nawt the IRS, anudder agency, whu shal not be naymed. We is almost done….but dey been saying dat fur weeks and weeks naow.
Mai cowerkers have on occasion removed all sharp objects from my offiz, just in case.
Sign on mai desk: “Warning… this desk is guarded by an attack stapler”
An I has teh cold…. an Im tired
I can has visit frum three kittehs to cheer me ups?
U is hazin an oddit?
Voyeur Kittehs think
something above cameraman
is most int’resting.
lukkin at da CC
*ceiling cat*
Who? Us? We ini … inno …ince …noe nuthin ’bout torn up toylet pappr, or digged up house plnt, or scratcheded chayr, or scattrd newpappr, or dat wet spot on cowch … or ennything. So we can has cheezburger now?
haf a birdee unner teh cowch? Wut haf a birdee? We not put it tehre!
we woodn’t waste haf a birdee…..
Yuz, wee eeted burdie al up.
Ups, wee tinks we jus gabe gaim awai.
Aw, sweet kitteh, mai I snorgl yoo?
Aw, sweet kitteh, mai I snorgl yoo?
Aw, sweet kitteh, mai I snorgl yoo?
Furst copee fr manachmunt
secnd copee fr salsmn
and fird copee fr customr
Yr reqestz to be ansered in ordr of reseit
Pls to be waitin in resepshun nao
Kthnxbai…
De tree little kittehs
haz losted der mittenz!
If yu luk in teh cubbordunnertehstayrs, yu’ll fine 5 glubs, tree mittinz, a snood an teh stoopy string yur mittenz wer on!
oar yew will fine Hairy Poddr.
or mebbe Narnia!
akwshuly Narnia was ina “wardrobe” tall English standy up thingy fur clothez…..
gud tri howeber….
momcat
Dat’s wai Ai onlee sed “mebbe”!
Yah, da snood just like Manny bean Manny wored erlie dis seesin.
Yay! Red Sox Ref!!! WIN!!!
I can has whirled serees pls? kthxbai!
*Goes back to lurking in corner*
Triplolcat?
Teh kitteh kopy on teh rite luks a liddel fayded. Add toner!
Add toona!!
OMG triplicats are too cute for words, I is speechless in the presince of soo much
cutez
That wuz mi reaxshun eggzacly. My hed is splodin wiz da kyutnez uv it all.
Tehre now follos a publicannownsment, on beharf ob teh CCC (& TTT, UK).
Fore yur oen saeftee an portecshun, plees to be werin yur chikn hed rubbah glub, wit teh drawng awn it, wen vuwing tihs pictur. Reesent noos storees abowt ennee wun drawng bean mor benny fishul tahn anubber R witout ennee syentiffic baysis.
If yu donut hab a CHRG (with teh drawng on it), we rekommend sran rap; duk taep; saynsbury sangwidge bags (ovver soopermarkits R avaylible) an tinking abowt tax reterns until teh CCC (TTT, UK) can git tu yu.
Donayshuns ob chikn hed rubbah glubs, sawft blankies, choklit (cat-berry, for choyce), mops an bukits (DONUT tell teh lolrus) will be grapefully receeved.
Kthxbaiohmaigoditsgonnabeabadwuntonite!!!
ah timk yu mus sai dat 3 tymes…maebbe dis wun needs tripple layer rubber glub?
>^.^<
Oh Ambercat, yu be’s teh funny! So menny lolreferunses in wun post! Ai has much chokolit and menny sawft blankies to donait to teh CCC (TTT, UK). Ai gibs dem to yu.
Pleeze to sen de CCC downs to mai desk. Teh kittehs r to kyute far wrds and i finks my furst hedsplode on ICHC abowt to hapin….
Wot iz teh CCC (oar TTT UK)? Ai iz frum teh eweknightid keengdum an ai done no wut diz iz. Plz splain soes ai kann call wen hedsplodes happin. Tank yew n d’vans fur diz – boshoomin haz spressed konz…cons…wurree dat hedsplodes iz inta…enter…messin wiv mai produk…produck…werkin.
ai ony bin heer a lytle wile but ai sees many hedsplodes dat happins and den needs teh CCC ore teh KKK (Cyutnis Crash Cart) to iterv.. intarv…kleen up after dat happins. thaz whut teh glubs r for too, ai finks. But maeny moar peeps bin heer long tyme an cud prolly saiy betur.
Chikken glubs iz beeing fur hed proteckshun. Ai sumtimmez allso taep lunchun meets tu mai hed fro eckstra layeer uv cooshin.
Iz teh Cyute Crash Cart (wuz teh Kyute Krash Kart, but teh abrief…abbreev…short vershun not so gud, aktually) wut has teh chikn hed rubbah glubs et al for deelin wit teh hed splort an awlso fore teh sore insydes. In Merkah iz manned bye ManfredMom an, errr, Janethas4kittehs, Ai tink. In UK iz teh Tewwibly Twee Twolley (cuz we donut cawl tehm “Crash Carts” her; Ai noe; Ai’s BIG “Casualty” fan!) Ai ams manning (womanning) it tihs weak, wit teh halp ob teh Serchanrescoo kitteh (teh wun wit teh bakpak awn him. Hims has teh bandayds wit teh ponees awn) but hims on his oen nexweek, wen Ai’s at werk. Got awl taht?!
Bye teh wai – R yu mai brudder? Ai’m a “James” tooooo!
Dat splains effersomush – tank yew! Ai haz a twee twollee too, sept minez knot got twees on it. Iz moah laik a tee-twolley, haz tee an sammdiges an caek an tings on. Iz gud, akshullee, cuz afta hedsplodes ai needz nais kupovtee too settul me doan aggain.
Butt iznt it kalled Hollbbee Sittee now?
Nah! Yu noe nuffink! Tehre iz Cashulty AND Holbee Settee!
Ai tinks teh Tee Twolley a Jolley Gud Ideah tho, mebbe yu shud joyn me an serchanrescoo kitteh wen we ministeh to teh follen?
Noe likez follen, akshullee – wen mah sooflay fallz ai getz mizerabull
Rekwests must be signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.
Kthx
Douglas Adams FTW!!!!!
Dem kittehs luk moochas kyooter den teh Vogons. Vogons iz teh pleh.
Sownz liek ma VA claym, goin awn 4 yeers since Aye filded it….
Teh capshon is purrfect an cannt be improoved upon.
U frow down de gawntlet of chalenge…but I gotz nofink.
Teh judgez r mazed at teh purrformancz of gymnasticat on the balanz beem.
Dere hows dat?
Verrry gud, Lynn! I like dat!
(All peeps named Lynn iz ver smart an funnie an also ver beautyfull. Pssst: I iz also named Lynn)
Iz nize too meetz u cratz. Iz ironic dat eye shud bee one tu speeks to your comentz. But Iz cants resists chalengez. I agreez wif your pinion of peeps wif the namez Lynn. I be needin funnie lol name. But needz tu fink on it.
Pinky, Canary, and Whitey at yer service…pawprint of approval extra
Kittehs luks liek day sayin “Stoopy hoomins cumfuse us”
Adowable.
http://www.wannasmile.com
SPLORT!!!
belateded reqwest of chikenhead glove pls…wit drawin on it…I just sit here an drool till it comes
kthxbai
CCC on the way!!
But we is innosint
Kittehz ub teh cormz. Deh bee wit teh watchingz ob youses.
off teh toppick I’z beeing full ub teh noobness n stuffs, but I been much wit teh reading ob ichc. LOOONGGS tyme. I iz full ob much wonderings? on deh avaarge it takees hou longs time afore buildeded kittehz youses sobmet showez uop on teh vote! pages?!!!
i be serious cuz i bee much wit teh wantin to see what youses be tinkin ob mai much win sugahglider an her pwettee yellooo bukkit. she be steeling from deh lolrus. shh…I noe tells youses
I fink it tayks a millyun… I submitted a funnee veeya emayl a lawng tiem ago, an just poot in anudder by da factoree, neever eben awn da vote payj yet….But mite be bein held fur speshul day an tiem, purrhaps?
Shoogr glidrz R kewl! Has beree diffrint needs dan moast pets, to keep wun alyv an happee iz accom…akompul… beree prowd-maykin ting!
ahy be much wit tanking youses b! Shoogr glidrz not be so harrd. thay likes to climez and snorglez and much playz. foodes be much harder den teh cheezburgerz but still nots to bad. very much floofy and cuteness. like little kiddos all teh time. bobby and silver very happy little gliderz. like to sit on mai daughters hed have her run up stairs and then they jump off and race her to teh bottom. much win wit teh funney.
No, we will not die like dogs! We will fight like lions! Because we are…The Three Amigos!
croz han, croz han, trun head HUH!
momcat
Asplodin hed x3. I has it. Gud ting I has my Chikn Hed Rubr Glub (wit teh drawin on it).
It is a mystical trio of cats. Clearly, we have stumbled upon a secret coven.
Dey justed findz owt Dumbledor iz gai.
Twee liddle kittehs fom skul r wai
Pert as kittehs well cn b,
Fillt 2 de brim wid kittehish gwee,
Twee little kittehs fom skul!
Ebtin z a source of funn. (chuckle)
Nobuddy’s safe, fur we kare 4 nune!
Laif iza joke dats juz begun!
Twee liddle kittehs fom skul!
Twee liddle kittehs hu, all unwaree,
Kum fum a kitteh’s sankuary
Fweed fum iz kages nau whee merri —
Twee liddle kittehs fom skul!
Twee liddle kittehs fom skul!
gilbert adn sullivans!
In short in matters etable, snorglable, adn meowable
we r da berry models of kitteh individuals!
OMG !!!! Ai allus knowed dat der iz bery bery smartest kindz of teh peeplez here awn ole ICHC, butt 2 rerite “3 Liddle Mades” sdoo bery clebberlyest……wowz….shakeses hed in wondermintz….)jest wowz…..ai iz bery impresseded…..
G & S for the WINNN
naow I do teh danwse of 3 liddle mades
*truwl umbrolly, teeny stepz ina sircle, and giglz behine ur hand*
OKz ai dint sai iz waz a libely danwse !!!!
Tank yoo berry mush!
Aye lurv Topsy Turvy! Funnee an fun moovee bowt G&S, much win!!
oh wowz! Iz much impressed! dat almos hole song frum da avacado!
gud job!
(lubs dat giblet n sully van!)
momcat
AI admid to, goofrens heer – nod fom memry. Taut of song, luk it up on goggles, n redo wod bai wod.
Mikado FTW!
middle kitteh sez I’m teh riginal, others jus carbon copiez
U can c teh litests won (awn teh rite) is teh bak mos’ copie tu -leetle faided
no, no, no…other 2 are copy cats!
“Welz”, saiz tree kyutz kittehs. “yoo dun seez THAT ebberdai.”
next top cat model is gunn hab a helluva tyme trying to pick jes one.
dey is all fweee beautimoose.
so sowft, so fluufie, too menny cuteness.
IKEAKitteh nao in handee 3-pak – We kan fitz moar in shippincontayner, U saevz teh muneez!
LOL!!!!
Kittehs look like momeee just explainz shocking fax of life to dem…u does what?? Where?? And dat’s where bebeh kittehs come frum??
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW MAWM!!
DAT GWROOOOSSSSS!!
U Rait – Dey du luk laik dey jus herd sumpin amazin!
An – an – yu an daddeh had to do dat TREE TYMEZ!!??
Yuk.
but with cats, could be only once for these 3! & maybe even more from the same litter!
I knew it!!!!! Civil Servent Kittehs – they has to be – theys all in grey pin stripes!
LOL! Dey do luk laik in maching bizzynets soots!
Byuurcrat Kittehz
arz noo ideea 2 calm
peepz atz DMV
Kittehz willz brookz no
nawnsenss. Dey eeben ignoar
brybez ub Krunchee fud
No can argyoo wiff
Counturr Laydee! Pleez taykez a
nummburr… kthnxbai
Jack.
Dya tink deez widdle guys wud calm peepz at DMV? Plai widdem wail u wait!
Ef dey had a bocks of kittehs at ebery gubmint awfiss, pippls wudnt mynd hazing tu go in an tawk tu dem.
Oh, wow! Dose aer sum ceeeeute kitties! Specially the 1 on teh very lef. <—-
All rekwestz in triplicat…
all toyes in triplicat…
supperdish in triplicat…
liturbocks in triplicat…
PLEEZE SUMWUN GIV ME A HAND!!
(I seem to needs threee.)
GIMMNE DEZ BABEKITTEHS
GIMME DEZ BABEKITTEHS
GIMME DES BABEKITTEHS
AH. I wor my chicken hed like Iz supppoa but da pressue was too intents.
KASPLORCH!! CCC, Halp! Needz nu chicken head too!
Stroller catz minyonz getz theyz next orderz.
The last wun wuz chewy, musta been 3 yrs old or sumpin…
wuznt muh fav thread, that, but couldnt resist ya lynn
If we wuznt tinking same ting: fuggedaboutit k, never happen
Xcuse us, wez unnerstand thez is tree blinded micees, u knowz weer wez culd findz them?
We seez farmerz wive…kthxbai
WIN!!
kitteh usd dubble tem1
Kat like Boorockrisy deteked
Da widdle grins uv keyootniss,
Da ayebrowz an ayelashis so sweet,
Deez free bebe kittehs,
R grayt pre-Caturday treet!!
**adds anudder layer uv duk tayp to CHRG**
Jeeniouz
All our mousies are belong to who?
which iz mai copy, and which is company?!
ha! it r teh funneh coz it r a pune or “da plays on wordz”
fluffeh kat cute lil eyez r teh boogleh…