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I can’t heeeere you! (X3)
do want
do want
do want
n du nowts fold, spndel, mewtl8, eddr
awe…… cant I fold on kyoot dotted linz?
momcat
*han too ear*
but I hears a dantz!
it gettin lowder!
oh! my feets is hypnotized!
Dance dance dance!
anda dance dance dance!
Teh furstee dance is uponn mee!
Yeah, not the cleverest but I wanted to be “not second!”
but lookit u still second neways …
AND at the summit o dis new heap, so to speaks
If these guys had been doin this d**m a***t, I wooda ben much happier abowt it. a***t = pleh (still!)
Iz confoozled bowt de A***T …. onlee wurd 5 letrs wiff A***T durty nuff for *** is gots be awwwwwdet an that wurd be so durty dat de hole ichc shuld splodes wiff de saeing of awwwwdet.
iffs dis be krect plz be haiding de poynty ahbjucts cuz de guvmnt gits mad wen yuse in-certs de poynties intu awwwdetores wiff much fors an skreemins of durty wurds ober and ober agin till dey make ded gaspy noyses on de flor …. *takes a deep breath* dun assks me hao I noes dis … lets jus sai i has it on gud athor… awther… sumwun tolds me so.
me confoozled by yer boths…jes sayin
ah timk tehyre speekin ov teh infernal ravenous ‘Serviss’
DMarie, dijoo git a vizit frum teh Gubmint? Mah condoleenses, if so!
Jus admit to dem:
Aye cheetid on ma taxes….wif uvver taxes….
U beez de bestist at speekerin de LOLspeek. I iz jes standin in aw uv yer cumpleet LOL flooinsee.
Nawt the IRS, anudder agency, whu shal not be naymed. We is almost done….but dey been saying dat fur weeks and weeks naow.
Mai cowerkers have on occasion removed all sharp objects from my offiz, just in case.
Sign on mai desk: “Warning… this desk is guarded by an attack stapler”
An I has teh cold…. an Im tired
I can has visit frum three kittehs to cheer me ups?
U is hazin an oddit?
Voyeur Kittehs think
something above cameraman
is most int’resting.
lukkin at da CC
*ceiling cat*
Who? Us? We ini … inno …ince …noe nuthin ’bout torn up toylet pappr, or digged up house plnt, or scratcheded chayr, or scattrd newpappr, or dat wet spot on cowch … or ennything. So we can has cheezburger now?
haf a birdee unner teh cowch? Wut haf a birdee? We not put it tehre!
we woodn’t waste haf a birdee…..
Yuz, wee eeted burdie al up.
Ups, wee tinks we jus gabe gaim awai.
Aw, sweet kitteh, mai I snorgl yoo?
Aw, sweet kitteh, mai I snorgl yoo?
Aw, sweet kitteh, mai I snorgl yoo?
Furst copee fr manachmunt
secnd copee fr salsmn
and fird copee fr customr
Yr reqestz to be ansered in ordr of reseit
Pls to be waitin in resepshun nao
Kthnxbai…
De tree little kittehs
haz losted der mittenz!
If yu luk in teh cubbordunnertehstayrs, yu’ll fine 5 glubs, tree mittinz, a snood an teh stoopy string yur mittenz wer on!
oar yew will fine Hairy Poddr.
or mebbe Narnia!
akwshuly Narnia was ina “wardrobe” tall English standy up thingy fur clothez…..
gud tri howeber….
momcat
Dat’s wai Ai onlee sed “mebbe”!
Yah, da snood just like Manny bean Manny wored erlie dis seesin.
Yay! Red Sox Ref!!! WIN!!!
I can has whirled serees pls? kthxbai!
*Goes back to lurking in corner*
Triplolcat?
Teh kitteh kopy on teh rite luks a liddel fayded. Add toner!
Add toona!!
OMG triplicats are too cute for words, I is speechless in the presince of soo much
cutez
That wuz mi reaxshun eggzacly. My hed is splodin wiz da kyutnez uv it all.
Tehre now follos a publicannownsment, on beharf ob teh CCC (& TTT, UK).
Fore yur oen saeftee an portecshun, plees to be werin yur chikn hed rubbah glub, wit teh drawng awn it, wen vuwing tihs pictur. Reesent noos storees abowt ennee wun drawng bean mor benny fishul tahn anubber R witout ennee syentiffic baysis.
If yu donut hab a CHRG (with teh drawng on it), we rekommend sran rap; duk taep; saynsbury sangwidge bags (ovver soopermarkits R avaylible) an tinking abowt tax reterns until teh CCC (TTT, UK) can git tu yu.
Donayshuns ob chikn hed rubbah glubs, sawft blankies, choklit (cat-berry, for choyce), mops an bukits (DONUT tell teh lolrus) will be grapefully receeved.
Kthxbaiohmaigoditsgonnabeabadwuntonite!!!
ah timk yu mus sai dat 3 tymes…maebbe dis wun needs tripple layer rubber glub?
>^.^<
Oh Ambercat, yu be’s teh funny! So menny lolreferunses in wun post! Ai has much chokolit and menny sawft blankies to donait to teh CCC (TTT, UK). Ai gibs dem to yu.
Pleeze to sen de CCC downs to mai desk. Teh kittehs r to kyute far wrds and i finks my furst hedsplode on ICHC abowt to hapin….
Wot iz teh CCC (oar TTT UK)? Ai iz frum teh eweknightid keengdum an ai done no wut diz iz. Plz splain soes ai kann call wen hedsplodes happin. Tank yew n d’vans fur diz - boshoomin haz spressed konz…cons…wurree dat hedsplodes iz inta…enter…messin wiv mai produk…produck…werkin.
ai ony bin heer a lytle wile but ai sees many hedsplodes dat happins and den needs teh CCC ore teh KKK (Cyutnis Crash Cart) to iterv.. intarv…kleen up after dat happins. thaz whut teh glubs r for too, ai finks. But maeny moar peeps bin heer long tyme an cud prolly saiy betur.
Chikken glubs iz beeing fur hed proteckshun. Ai sumtimmez allso taep lunchun meets tu mai hed fro eckstra layeer uv cooshin.
Iz teh Cyute Crash Cart (wuz teh Kyute Krash Kart, but teh abrief…abbreev…short vershun not so gud, aktually) wut has teh chikn hed rubbah glubs et al for deelin wit teh hed splort an awlso fore teh sore insydes. In Merkah iz manned bye ManfredMom an, errr, Janethas4kittehs, Ai tink. In UK iz teh Tewwibly Twee Twolley (cuz we donut cawl tehm “Crash Carts” her; Ai noe; Ai’s BIG “Casualty” fan!) Ai ams manning (womanning) it tihs weak, wit teh halp ob teh Serchanrescoo kitteh (teh wun wit teh bakpak awn him. Hims has teh bandayds wit teh ponees awn) but hims on his oen nexweek, wen Ai’s at werk. Got awl taht?!
Bye teh wai - R yu mai brudder? Ai’m a “James” tooooo!
Dat splains effersomush - tank yew! Ai haz a twee twollee too, sept minez knot got twees on it. Iz moah laik a tee-twolley, haz tee an sammdiges an caek an tings on. Iz gud, akshullee, cuz afta hedsplodes ai needz nais kupovtee too settul me doan aggain.
Butt iznt it kalled Hollbbee Sittee now?
Nah! Yu noe nuffink! Tehre iz Cashulty AND Holbee Settee!
Ai tinks teh Tee Twolley a Jolley Gud Ideah tho, mebbe yu shud joyn me an serchanrescoo kitteh wen we ministeh to teh follen?
Noe likez follen, akshullee - wen mah sooflay fallz ai getz mizerabull
Rekwests must be signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.
Kthx
Douglas Adams FTW!!!!!
Dem kittehs luk moochas kyooter den teh Vogons. Vogons iz teh pleh.
Sownz liek ma VA claym, goin awn 4 yeers since Aye filded it….
Teh capshon is purrfect an cannt be improoved upon.
U frow down de gawntlet of chalenge…but I gotz nofink.
Teh judgez r mazed at teh purrformancz of gymnasticat on the balanz beem.
Dere hows dat?
Verrry gud, Lynn! I like dat!
(All peeps named Lynn iz ver smart an funnie an also ver beautyfull. Pssst: I iz also named Lynn)
Iz nize too meetz u cratz. Iz ironic dat eye shud bee one tu speeks to your comentz. But Iz cants resists chalengez. I agreez wif your pinion of peeps wif the namez Lynn. I be needin funnie lol name. But needz tu fink on it.
Pinky, Canary, and Whitey at yer service…pawprint of approval extra
Kittehs luks liek day sayin “Stoopy hoomins cumfuse us”
Adowable.
http://www.wannasmile.com
SPLORT!!!
belateded reqwest of chikenhead glove pls…wit drawin on it…I just sit here an drool till it comes
kthxbai
CCC on the way!!
But we is innosint
Kittehz ub teh cormz. Deh bee wit teh watchingz ob youses.
off teh toppick I’z beeing full ub teh noobness n stuffs, but I been much wit teh reading ob ichc. L