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Roll-up Kitteh is
made for use in smaller homes.
(May be poisonous.)
lol. win.
roll-up Kitteh is
eatin tayl 2 develop
myoonity 2 s3lf
Shouldn’t be required.
Judging from the hairballs, cats
eat their fur all day…
:-}
noes! i finally thit i figgered it out!
THIS:
twenny-aiyt burgers fr KO
(u wunts fryz wif dat?)
Do not taunt happy fun ball.
i jus nowticed skull n krossbonez pants in bakgrownd… mus be like poizun warnin labl. (staay awaay)
Oh, mai gudness! Ur furss post bee so gud, dat peepuls bee stunned an furgets too dance teh Cungrajulations Fursty Post Dants fur u!
*Dantses like der is no tommorrow*
i joyn u in dance –so furgetful! jump, wiggle, jump, spin, piruwett, tippy toes roun in circlz (bow)
I be dantsin wif yoo in spirit!
Kathleen is rite – we is stunned! But – lukkit the voat!!!! Maybee highest furstee voats EVER.
(Enebuddy keepin trak ov tehse things?)
But no traioomp is compleat without the Celebrashun danse – so -
*Dantses like der is no tommorrow* Whoo hoo!! and a Wheeeeeee as well.
I pruhdikt meny hed esploduns frum dis wun… *gohs 2 find da rubbah glub uv hed esplodings*
da ornj wunz ar POYZIN!!!
No kitteh – dat be your tail u iz eeetin.
oh noes! i was so close!
kitteh iz orobus? (sp?)
orrow borrowz!
oroboroskiti eetz own tayle. is infinite. Iz myutid orinj kolor, iz onlie myld poyzin.
Oroboskitteh deals poison damage. Oroboskitteh is indestructible.
A who a bus?
teh snayke whut eets hims tayl…
Isn’t dere be a draggin wut etes himz tayl, tu? Oar mebbe I is mixin up mai mitholeegees…
ai member dat wun stoary bowt teh wurld snaek…
thor gotz himselfs trikked into tree tests- drink teh horm filld wif da oseun, pick up teh kitteh (wuz rilly teh wurld snakey), and sumfing else…
ai jus thinks dat teh cat and snaek connecshun in miffology is rilly cool.
Ouroboros – joo beet mi too it!
funey speling tho
Has you taste? nom nom nom
I cawt it! I cawt it!
Naow wut I du wif it?
Mah tayl is taytsee an nootrishis!
Wanna bite?
PSYCH!!
I gotz a tayl!
I gotz a tayl!
And u can’t has!
And u can’t has!
sudinly i is reminded ov wun ov mai faborite movie liens eber
“I’ve got a jar of dirt, I’ve got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s in it!”
ai lubs does moovees verry much
(is pirates of teh carrrybean 2)
feetz has a flavr… Of cheez… Wai not cheezburgr???
So much pleh!
taeste like jam for mi cheezbuger?
oh wait, i no like toe jam
nevr mined
Sort of sam3 collor az cheezburger, No?
(Hed exploshun frum Kwetness of kitteh….)
Weeble kitteh wobbles but he don fall down/
How mennee feetz? wun, too, mennee, lots!
kitteh be kitteh, not trollz. kitteh much more fun to cuddlez.
but are dere troll kittehs?
noes- but yuz kan troll fur kiddies……..take wun looong strng, attach fuzzi,wiggli fing, frows strng into area knownz to containz kiddiz….slowly reelllls strng in- may taks 1-2 castz, but iz provn efective wayz to trolls fur kiddies!
momcat
I members akshool cat-fishing rod, was a fishing rod with a floofy mousie as bait, was fune to watch the kitteh go gallopin down teh hawl affer it.
We used to play with Theo on the carpeted stairs with the “Feathers on a Fishing Pole.” We would time it so he’d get to keep the feathers for a few minutes and catch his breath. He liked to lick the feathers. We called him “Feather Licker.” After he’d caught his breath, the feathers would get away and take flight. He’d chase them some more. When finished, he was very tired and very happy, very satiated.
When Willem wuz a smawl boi, Aye had dis toi, sorta fome rat onna string, wif a rubber band mekanizm. Idee wuz, yoo pull da string, da rat wobbles an moves beree realistic, kitteh chase an play. Sweet.
Ackshoolee, whut happint wuz Willem wood go aftur dat big ol fome rat so fast, Aye wood has to swing it liek a ting dat yoo swing. Aye wood swing it in a big arc, an Willem wood chase, leep, an flip arown in da ayr! Beree jimnastik wen he a smawl boi! An MAN, he lurvd dat rat toi!!
Aye dun tink Aye haz it NEmoar…. wuz weerd but fun toi! But Willem wood even play wif ma han, so funnee. He be crowcht, R eben jus sittin, an Aye sittin der neer him. I scritchle ma han bak an forf acrost da carpit, startin slow, but wif fast moovs: Lef! Rite! An he wood turn hims hed to see it. Den faster and faster, an he wood moov hims hed watchin it, bakanforfbakanforfbakanforf, an den, Aye gess he get dizzee, cuz hims hed wood shake awl evree whicha way an arown, an den we wood start awl over! Still meks me laff an wunder WTF wuz dat? LOL!
HI B! ai hadda toi lik dat mi kitteh SPORT lubbed, it an he wood do dose bak flippz too! an den wehn he gotted teh hangz ob it, he wood leep inna arr, do a 180 degreez trunz rond, an den he wood uze bof ob hiz fron paws to stuff fedder ting in hiz mouff, an hit teh grond an wif hiz hed SO high inna arr he wood pranse off, awl proudest ob hisself….
wif me behinz hisseffz laffin so muches….
We yoosedta haff a rubber spyder wif fayk furr. It had a rolled-up balloon-lukin fing underneef it and rubber bulb. Wehn you skweez rubber bulb, furree spyder wud jump. Much butt-wigglin, pownsin, bitin and bunnee-kickin wud ensoo weh kitteh wud katch spyder. We laff (but has to do it quiet-liek so kitteh wudn’t get barassed bowt aktin crayzee.)
kitteh be kitteh, not trollz. kitteh much more fun to cuddlez.
but not mush betterer at cowntin!
Wud u like to go fur a walks wif me?
mah tail, it has a flavor
what a cute snorgelicious kitteh! do want. looks like my marmie kitteh when she wuz liddle
how does u say hai to ur knees? hineez (tee hee)
aw! you maded me say hineys, dang I said hineys agin, and agin!
Jenny you done maded me has the pottee mouf
I likes it.
introwspektiv kitteh iz navel gazeeng
O kitteh, I habsn’t seed my feetz in yeers. Iz much to floofy.
lawyr, ex arobik instrukter kitteh is dooin himz krunches.
kitteh cheetz @ hiz kruncheez by pulin hizself up bai hizez tahl. bad kitteh. u no ghet in shap taht wai.
Sock inspection…sniff…all goooood!
Dont sniff, trow at warl – if not stik yu can wher agin!
Sockee al dente!
tehy will al dente the wall if tehyr ripe!
lol… PLEH
Sox okay untill dey walk away!
I let ‘em go, at that point….
i red tihs as ‘at teh airport’ an has teh verrah funneh imaj of socks walken awai frum eberyone in teh security lyne.
Ab crunchies…i gotz em
Liddill Kitteh’z Wurrld
iz fullz uv wunndruzz deelytez
dat teeze t3h sennsuss
So much 2 seez andz
duu. Needz 2 chekkz owt deez brandz
noo fuzzeefeetz furst!
Haz fuzzeetayl, 2!
Wayr dat cum frum? Wundurr wut
itz suppoazed 2 doo?
Jack.
won toezee, too toezees, free toezees. Nao wat ai do?? Gots moar toezees but noes can cownts moar dan free!
Kyoot Krash KArt stendin bai fur splort emerjincees!
*MM handz owt CHRG(wdoi)s n rubber swim capz*
We’ze has an addishun to teh Merjensee teem – Tonyjames has a TeeTwolley for teh kupovtee and a caek – awlways gud after teh hed splort or fore teh sore insides
kuppa anda caek awlwaes gud. full stop.
so tru! Ai werk in a local guverment orfiss (not FOR local guv, jus in teihr orfice!) an tehy has a teetrolley ebery mornin! Sum orfisses has wun in teh affernoony tyme too! Is verree cibilised. Mush diffrent form teechin!
Caek R deff? Mmmmm, Deff? Aye meen caek!! Caek!!
We haz tee an coffy but dey in teh kichin. U has to git up an go gits it fur yoreslef. I whish dey can has a twolley tu brengs it tu mai cyoo…ku…mai desk. Wif caek.
Oh noes! Den ai gets eben floofier dan ai alreddee iz!
one feet two feet blue feet red feet…
one feet two feet orinj feet poyzin feet!!!1!
wun tu tree feet
yu feet mee feet
wun tu tree foar
tell me dat u luv me moor
feets in teh mornin
feets at nite
wun podater, too podater, tree podater fore. wun, bad, hoppit!
Dr Seuss reference for teh win!!
Kitteh triez and triez, but it no can do sit ups. It keeps turning into morphball kitteh =(
use morphball kitteh an ur swehters no haff holes!
But would has lots of furs!
Kitteh makes mah hed esplodes! Ah don care if kitteh z poysnus.
Oh deer Bamakitteh; wear yur chikn hed rubbeh glub? We toles yu an toles yu to puddit awn. *shaeks hed sadly* Let me gibs yu tihs sawft blankie wyle i mop up. Tony wil be hear soonly wit teh kupovtee an a caek
Mine hehd two Bama! Anibude gotz a spar CHRG(wdoi)? Meh neds wun!
aiz teh gnu CCC intern…
an for Halloween teh CCC is gibin awayz CHRG wif spideys drawed on dem.
Pik up yurs at teh boooth.
I can has wun wit punkins?
Deer Dyuhree:
Gess wat ai cawt 2dai!!!!11!!1!!!elebbenteewun!!!!!
OMGWTFLOLBBQWKRPABC!!!!!
WOOT WOOT WKRP refrns for the fellow babies win!!
Ow! Sumwun is bitin mah tayle!!
Ohno! kersplortie wet sounds Cleanups ile fwee
pls to bring estra strngt chkenhed ruberglve…
My toes…lets me shw u dem
I hoaps yu not find da pointy endz…
After meeting teh Monolith around Joopiter, Bowman arrives in a hotel room, ages, dies, and then returns as teh misteeryus fetal kitteh watching over teh Erf.
Dat back in 2001. Dis kitteh mus be son ob da kitteh yuz tinkin ob.
blahlahlahlahlahlah!! spooky boo ahh.
Hi kitteh, I are ur bak pau. I can halp u wak. Or joo can us me to fite. Wen is nappytime tuk me undur ur bodee an joo wil look lik littul ball uv fluff. Den joo get snorgle.
Kitteh struckshun man…maun…buk!
Ver gud, ’steroid!!!!
Iff I skwintz jus rite…mai feetz tern in2 mowzies. I bitez mai tale to fool m…but teh mowzies b next!
wun, tyo,fre, for, fiv! fiv! footzizs! baw ha ha!
momcat
- oh awlrit gascat…. iz to tell awl ub u dat himz marcn ban chantz dis eber timz foofball team getz score…….
der- bedder now gascat? Goes bak to humwrk or Iz makz you does HOUWSWErk!
naw is more liek:
wun! too! tree! foar! fibe! six! seben!
seben points! AH! AH! AH!
(in de style ov de cownt frum seseme street)
bahd hoomin! Noes sitz ahn mah tahl!
eeez ohk tahl. weez saf nao.
ai lub dis kitteh, seed it in teh votey pages an thot…..WANT…..ai neeedz dis kitteh, ai hab no kitteh rite nwao, (caws ai hab noe hom rite naow, but ai still needs a kitteh……dat iz teh werstest part wen u don hab a hom noe plaices 4 to hab teh kitteh)
no kitteh iz hard part bawt be homlez. Dat an nawt habin plase dat is urs, or sumtimez plase dat is eben dri.
I wishiz yew luk an praerz to find da plaze tew lib, an a kitteh tew.
Pleeze aksept mai thots ns prayerz… find a home soon n gets yoo a snorgley kitteh. Many kittehs needin homes.
Tail haz a flavur.
My snickakitteh useta suck himz tayl wen himz wuz bebekitteh goin to sleep. Wud wayke up an walk thru howze wif wet tayl-tip lyke payntbrush. We called it “tippy-tayl”. Now him big growed-up boycat, no more duz tippytayl.
Luvz my growed-up kitterz. but oh, i miss dat babyness.
Tail saxomophone!
iz soprana, alto tenor or bari saxamaphone?
mos likly soprana, since is liddle tinee kitteh
(I iz alto saxamphone!!!)
Hao funne, Aye iz bari saxamaphone!!
*PAPLODEBOOMSPLORT*
oh… oooohh… teh chiken hed glub didden eben werk. i need ccc. and bery soon.
mai kitteh mojave is in mai lap. i fink i gotted branes on she. sorree kitteh.
doan wurry… ain gotz teh mop..
an a kleen CHG. naow holdz still… dis mey rekwire vaccuum to.
an iz okey…. mai own CHG bearly cuntaned mai own hedsplort tday.
This maneuver was ruled illegal in Olympic kitteh wrestling, because you cannot pin yourself.
poison orange kitteh says:
HEY! I’m a GIRL kitteh!!
uh oh.
losted mai chicken hed rubr gluv (wit drawin awn)…..dis cud be badz.
***SPLORT***
uh. CCC? kittehtoez is cuvrd in mai branez. emer…eemer….HALP!!!
dis be las tiem ai taeks teh nite CCC shift… teh mess be awlober teh kittehs-
oh wells…. *mops up hedsplort*
and fors eberybuddy- be safe and noa teh furstade foar teh kitteh kyootness reelaytd insidenss.
1. hyde teh kyootness frum vyew. tell payshunt to remane calm an think uv teh tax returns an uther nawt kyoot tings.
2. chek rubber glub fur holes, leftover hedsplode, or lak uv drawins. If present, pleez do not use. Get gnu rubber glub.
3. halp payshunt put glub awn hed, keerful wif da eers.
4. sekyuur glub wif uffishul duct tape. Do nawt be tapin da hares. use plastiky wrap if glub nawt big nuff to kuvver hare.
5. if no hedsplode, go bak to reglar vyewings uv teh kittehs.
6. if hedsplort, get mop & kall for CCC bakup.
This keeps up, ur gonna need ur own ambalanse serbis.
heyz- uz gotum gud idear! howz bout wez us da no map goggies fur da pari-medics.
wez put gascat onda top wif saxamphone to makz ambalance noisezes!
(he, he, he)
momcat
We duz has a gud ambulanze serviss – Helikat wisks ebberywun to HedSporRecovereeWard. Teho wuz wun ov teh furst to be saved. (Nawt frum hedsplort injurees, tho. Unforchunate incident involving a bump in teh nite and hawt coffee)
oh – an SerchanRescewKitteh – travels with Ambercat in teenee tinee England – savin awl teh peepl.
I has feetz and a fuzzy tale
Ohhhh…..kittehhhhhhhh….dem big pawws….dem feets….dat face…
BOOM!
halp.
Mopeemoppeemoppeemoppemoppeemoppee – Heer, Kafleen! Bran noo fiyur proof CHRG wif drawrins on em fur yoo!! Need NE halp to be tapin it awn???
Oh, yas, pweeze….
Oh noez, feetz! Stey aweyz frum meh! U iz poysin! Hay… Iz whit feetz on orinj kitteh poysin?
No bebe kitteh I arr ur tailz.
Oh gud! Thowt i waz missin um toes.
Iz u mah feets? Cuz if u iznt mah feets, hooz feets r u, an wut u doin on teh enz of mah laigs?
I wil has killr abs when Im done
Ai used to has kitteh dat eated hims tail. Wud suck it like binky befor he went sleepies. Wuz pritty orinj an wite kitteh (so he wuz only haf poysin). He waitin fur me at teh rainbo brij nao.
Kitteh nidz pawz for thawt.
Has to be the cutest lolcat ever! Top 10 cutest!!!
if u look 2 da lerft……iz dat wat i think it is?