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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Roll-up Kitteh is
made for use in smaller homes.
(May be poisonous.)
lol. win.
roll-up Kitteh is
eatin tayl 2 develop
myoonity 2 s3lf
Shouldn’t be required.
Judging from the hairballs, cats
eat their fur all day…
:-}
noes! i finally thit i figgered it out!
THIS:
twenny-aiyt burgers fr KO
(u wunts fryz wif dat?)
Do not taunt happy fun ball.
i jus nowticed skull n krossbonez pants in bakgrownd… mus be like poizun warnin labl. (staay awaay)
Oh, mai gudness! Ur furss post bee so gud, dat peepuls bee stunned an furgets too dance teh Cungrajulations Fursty Post Dants fur u!
*Dantses like der is no tommorrow*
i joyn u in dance –so furgetful! jump, wiggle, jump, spin, piruwett, tippy toes roun in circlz (bow)
I be dantsin wif yoo in spirit!
Kathleen is rite - we is stunned! But - lukkit the voat!!!! Maybee highest furstee voats EVER.
(Enebuddy keepin trak ov tehse things?)
But no traioomp is compleat without the Celebrashun danse - so -
*Dantses like der is no tommorrow* Whoo hoo!! and a Wheeeeeee as well.
I pruhdikt meny hed esploduns frum dis wun… *gohs 2 find da rubbah glub uv hed esplodings*
da ornj wunz ar POYZIN!!!
No kitteh - dat be your tail u iz eeetin.
oh noes! i was so close!
kitteh iz orobus? (sp?)
orrow borrowz!
oroboroskiti eetz own tayle. is infinite. Iz myutid orinj kolor, iz onlie myld poyzin.
Oroboskitteh deals poison damage. Oroboskitteh is indestructible.
A who a bus?
teh snayke whut eets hims tayl…
Isn’t dere be a draggin wut etes himz tayl, tu? Oar mebbe I is mixin up mai mitholeegees…
ai member dat wun stoary bowt teh wurld snaek…
thor gotz himselfs trikked into tree tests- drink teh horm filld wif da oseun, pick up teh kitteh (wuz rilly teh wurld snakey), and sumfing else…
ai jus thinks dat teh cat and snaek connecshun in miffology is rilly cool.
Ouroboros - joo beet mi too it!
funey speling tho
Has you taste? nom nom nom
I cawt it! I cawt it!
Naow wut I du wif it?
Mah tayl is taytsee an nootrishis!
Wanna bite?
PSYCH!!
I gotz a tayl!
I gotz a tayl!
And u can’t has!
And u can’t has!
sudinly i is reminded ov wun ov mai faborite movie liens eber
“I’ve got a jar of dirt, I’ve got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s in it!”
ai lubs does moovees verry much
(is pirates of teh carrrybean 2)
feetz has a flavr… Of cheez… Wai not cheezburgr???
So much pleh!
taeste like jam for mi cheezbuger?
oh wait, i no like toe jam
nevr mined
Sort of sam3 collor az cheezburger, No?
(Hed exploshun frum Kwetness of kitteh….)
Weeble kitteh wobbles but he don fall down/
How mennee feetz? wun, too, mennee, lots!
kitteh be kitteh, not trollz. kitteh much more fun to cuddlez.
but are dere troll kittehs?
noes- but yuz kan troll fur kiddies……..take wun looong strng, attach fuzzi,wiggli fing, frows strng into area knownz to containz kiddiz….slowly reelllls strng in- may taks 1-2 castz, but iz provn efective wayz to trolls fur kiddies!
momcat
I members akshool cat-fishing rod, was a fishing rod with a floofy mousie as bait, was fune to watch the kitteh go gallopin down teh hawl affer it.
We used to play with Theo on the carpeted stairs with the “Feathers on a Fishing Pole.” We would time it so he’d get to keep the feathers for a few minutes and catch his breath. He liked to lick the feathers. We called him “Feather Licker.” After he’d caught his breath, the feathers would get away and take flight. He’d chase them some more. When finished, he was very tired and very happy, very satiated.
When Willem wuz a smawl boi, Aye had dis toi, sorta fome rat onna string, wif a rubber band mekanizm. Idee wuz, yoo pull da string, da rat wobbles an moves beree realistic, kitteh chase an play. Sweet.
Ackshoolee, whut happint wuz Willem wood go aftur dat big ol fome rat so fast, Aye wood has to swing it liek a ting dat yoo swing. Aye wood swing it in a big arc, an Willem wood chase, leep, an flip arown in da ayr! Beree jimnastik wen he a smawl boi! An MAN, he lurvd dat rat toi!!
Aye dun tink Aye haz it NEmoar…. wuz weerd but fun toi! But Willem wood even play wif ma han, so funnee. He be crowcht, R eben jus sittin, an Aye sittin der neer him. I scritchle ma han bak an forf acrost da carpit, startin slow, but wif fast moovs: Lef! Rite! An he wood turn hims hed to see it. Den faster and faster, an he wood moov hims hed watchin it, bakanforfbakanforfbakanforf, an den, Aye gess he get dizzee, cuz hims hed wood shake awl evree whicha way an arown, an den we wood start awl over! Still meks me laff an wunder WTF wuz dat? LOL!
HI B! ai hadda toi lik dat mi kitteh SPORT lubbed, it an he wood do dose bak flippz too! an den wehn he gotted teh hangz ob it, he wood leep inna arr, do a 180 degreez trunz rond, an den he wood uze bof ob hiz fron paws to stuff fedder ting in hiz mouff, an hit teh grond an wif hiz hed SO high inna arr he wood pranse off, awl proudest ob hisself….
wif me behinz hisseffz laffin so muches….
We yoosedta haff a rubber spyder wif fayk furr. It had a rolled-up balloon-lukin fing underneef it and rubber bulb. Wehn you skweez rubber bulb, furree spyder wud jump. Much butt-wigglin, pownsin, bitin and bunnee-kickin wud ensoo weh kitteh wud katch spyder. We laff (but has to do it quiet-liek so kitteh wudn’t get barassed bowt aktin crayzee.)
kitteh be kitteh, not trollz. kitteh much more fun to cuddlez.
but not mush betterer at cowntin!
Wud u like to go fur a walks wif me?
mah tail, it has a flavor
what a cute snorgelicious kitteh! do want. looks like my marmie kitteh when she wuz liddle
how does u say hai to ur knees? hineez (tee hee)
aw! you maded me say hineys, dang I said hineys agin, and agin!
Jenny you done maded me has the pottee mouf
I likes it.
introwspektiv kitteh iz navel gazeeng
O kitteh, I habsn’t seed my feetz in yeers. Iz much to floofy.
lawyr, ex arobik instrukter kitteh is dooin himz krunches.
kitteh cheetz @ hiz kruncheez by pulin hizself up bai hizez tahl. bad kitteh. u no ghet in shap taht wai.
Sock inspection…sniff…all goooood!
Dont sniff, trow at warl - if not stik yu can wher agin!
Sockee al dente!
tehy will al dente the wall if tehyr ripe!
lol… PLEH
Sox okay untill dey walk away!
I let ‘em go, at that point….
i red tihs as ‘at teh airport’ an has teh verrah funneh imaj of socks walken awai frum eberyone in teh security lyne.
Ab crunchies…i gotz em
Liddill Kitteh’z Wurrld
iz fullz uv wunndruzz deelytez
dat teeze t3h sennsuss
So much 2 seez andz
duu. Needz 2 chekkz owt deez brandz
noo fuzzeefeetz furst!
Haz fuzzeetayl, 2!
Wayr dat cum frum? Wundurr wut
itz suppoazed 2 doo?