Oroboskitteh deals poison damage. Oroboskitteh is indestructible.

Isn’t dere be a draggin wut etes himz tayl, tu? Oar mebbe I is mixin up mai mitholeegees…

ai member dat wun stoary bowt teh wurld snaek…
thor gotz himselfs trikked into tree tests- drink teh horm filld wif da oseun, pick up teh kitteh (wuz rilly teh wurld snakey), and sumfing else…

ai jus thinks dat teh cat and snaek connecshun in miffology is rilly cool.

We used to play with Theo on the carpeted stairs with the “Feathers on a Fishing Pole.” We would time it so he’d get to keep the feathers for a few minutes and catch his breath. He liked to lick the feathers. We called him “Feather Licker.” After he’d caught his breath, the feathers would get away and take flight. He’d chase them some more. When finished, he was very tired and very happy, very satiated.

When Willem wuz a smawl boi, Aye had dis toi, sorta fome rat onna string, wif a rubber band mekanizm. Idee wuz, yoo pull da string, da rat wobbles an moves beree realistic, kitteh chase an play. Sweet.

Ackshoolee, whut happint wuz Willem wood go aftur dat big ol fome rat so fast, Aye wood has to swing it liek a ting dat yoo swing. Aye wood swing it in a big arc, an Willem wood chase, leep, an flip arown in da ayr! Beree jimnastik wen he a smawl boi! An MAN, he lurvd dat rat toi!!

Aye dun tink Aye haz it NEmoar…. wuz weerd but fun toi! But Willem wood even play wif ma han, so funnee. He be crowcht, R eben jus sittin, an Aye sittin der neer him. I scritchle ma han bak an forf acrost da carpit, startin slow, but wif fast moovs: Lef! Rite! An he wood turn hims hed to see it. Den faster and faster, an he wood moov hims hed watchin it, bakanforfbakanforfbakanforf, an den, Aye gess he get dizzee, cuz hims hed wood shake awl evree whicha way an arown, an den we wood start awl over! Still meks me laff an wunder WTF wuz dat? LOL!

HI B! ai hadda toi lik dat mi kitteh SPORT lubbed, it an he wood do dose bak flippz too! an den wehn he gotted teh hangz ob it, he wood leep inna arr, do a 180 degreez trunz rond, an den he wood uze bof ob hiz fron paws to stuff fedder ting in hiz mouff, an hit teh grond an wif hiz hed SO high inna arr he wood pranse off, awl proudest ob hisself….

wif me behinz hisseffz laffin so muches….

We yoosedta haff a rubber spyder wif fayk furr. It had a rolled-up balloon-lukin fing underneef it and rubber bulb. Wehn you skweez rubber bulb, furree spyder wud jump. Much butt-wigglin, pownsin, bitin and bunnee-kickin wud ensoo weh kitteh wud katch spyder. We laff (but has to do it quiet-liek so kitteh wudn’t get barassed bowt aktin crayzee.)