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I nawt listing
By the wai can I has more treats???
shall we danzzz (dada da da) fur you?
remembers debruh Kaer
Mary - whut a splendid idea. Duz u remember her in “Quo Vadis?” Wunz upawn a time mai favoriet moovee!
“Shall we Danse?” is a polka - remember WUN too tree foar, WUN too tree foar . . . purrhaps the funnest dance in the whirled!! Very livelee. lots ov twerlin!
Mary - can u danse with mee? ENwun hoo know how can danse entime - rest ov u watch Mary and Mee. OK - Shaaallll Weeee DANCE too tree four, LEFT too tree foar, RITE too tree four . . .
(Whoo hoo)
Janet, I fot dat wuz frum “Teh Keeng an Eye”????
Eet iz but she wus also in Qwo Vardis. I tinks Janet’s commints were mented tu be independemenent.
Oops, sorree guize….teh stoopies, I haz dem !!LOL
Aye rememmer Aye red Kwo Vaddis in 5th grayd. Aye had da bordum, teecher had da buk awn da shelf, so Aye reddit. Purtee gud….
twirling-i has it!
2day, Im danzin too! I libz in cheezconsin, so I knoz da poka!
I wuz bornd in cheezconsin. lotsa pokaluvrs there.
I half-Polish. We duz polka at weddins.
polka is one-two-three (no four). or az my dadi use 2 say, OOM-kwatch-kwatch. waltz is also one-two-three.
Yesh Polka counted, Und wun, too, tree, und wun, too, tree. Furst hop iz on de haf-beet.
Yes, what us say is troo - it is reellee “wun too three AND wun too three AND wun two three. . ..”
But it is nawt a three count like a waltz. A waltz is in 3/4 time and is WUN two three, WUN two three. . .
Polka is a four count measure - go heer fur complete explanahun. sorree - I don’t know how to put it in so you can just click own it.
http://www.freewheelers.org/1DancingFool/polka.htm
Oh - I guess I duz know how.
Hmm, awl da pokas Aye played wuz in 6/8 tiem… WUN too free FOR fyv siks….beree fast tempo! But 6/8 kin awlso be tiemed in a 2 -beet. WUNtoofreeTOOtoofree, duzzin seem as fast cuz ya cownt wun..too..wun..too..
Eever way iz spritlee dans!!
Oktobrrfest tomorro!!! Es geht um die Wurst!!! Nomnomnomnomnom!!
Ya, so da dansin goez:
Wun(step left) toofree(step up wif rite) Wun (step left) toofree (hold)
Wun (step rite) toofree(step up wif lef) Wun (step rite) toofree (hold)
Ta tata Taaa, Ta tata Taa
Leeft ritelef hold, Riiite lefrite hold
Aye bet if yoo saw a lyv band playin an ast to see der sheet moosic, it wood say 6/8…. if nawt, let me no da naym uv dat sawng!
i dont unnerstand teh langwage uv peeps wif short treets.
Gayla, kin I dans wif yoo nao? Yoo waz nawt secund wif yur comentz!
Snoopy SLYD, and SLYD, grab teh blankee and WAIV!
WHOOHOOO I finally getz to dance wif woodchuck!
twirl spin WHEEEEEE
Gayla - congrats own teh tawpspawt - and fur gettin wun of teh kyooooootest pikshoors in the whirled!! Ai didn’t see taht u is down heer wif finallalee getting ur danse wif teh ever-so-charming Woodchuck. When ur finshed waving the blankies and slyding - and has caught ur breath, bring Woodchuck up and do teh polka with us.
If it’s gud enuf fur the King of Siam, shud bee gud enuf fur our deer Woodchuck!
we kan polka right after the macaraina– if Woody doesn’t pass out bai then :D)
1maka 2maka 3makarinna 4maka 5maka 6makarinna! we all danz wifchoo! we do lektrik slaid toooo!
Oh, I dances the macarena, too! Lots of grate dancing goin own.
A few years ago, when I wus in a relativelee remotish part of India (nawt meny furrin toorists), at r hotel - they knew sum ov us wus Merikans - and awl they had wuz Hey, Marcarena - so ebbry moarning fur brekfast - over and over - the macarena!!!
Tehy wus just tryaing to pleese us - so nice - butt - OOOOHHH, mai.
EEEEERRRRWUUUURMMM!!!
Wun tiem awl da voysis in ma hed wuz singin da Macarena… MUCH PLEH!!!
Aye hadda go fru ma anti eerwurm sawn free tiems befoar dey awl shuddup!
(B a bay, b e bee, bi bicky bi, b o bo bicky bye bo b u boo, bicky bye bo boo! C a say, C e see, C i sickee sigh, Co so, sicky sigh so C u sue, sicky sigh so sue….. D a day, d e dee, d i dicky die d o doe, dicky die doe d u due dicky die doe due….ad nawzeeum!)
Onlee sawng dat wurks fur me….
phunnee kitteh demnsrt8 “makin’ out”
if i can not hears u den i doesn’t need to tidy mah ruum?
Oh, Shoot. I is layte. I wishus I wuz teh furst too cungrajulate u, Gayla!
Ohhh macarana!
WIN!!1!
*danses teh macarana*
“Januerey, feberary, march an aperill, may, joon, ju lie, ahgust, sptember, oktober, novembr, deesember, HEYYYYYYYY makareyna!”
aye’m a nut de call macadamia . . .
Kitteh is pure as the driven snow. Does not want to listen to ur nastee gossip…me, on the uvver hand…if u does not has anyfing nice to say about anybuddy, come sit next to me!
Dorothy Parker ref FTW!!! OMG agin I lubz dis groop SO HARD!
Was Alice Roosevelt Longworth, not Dorothy Parker.
yoo shure?
Then there’s the Betty Davis quote, “I’m as pure as the driven slush”. Can’t remember where dat from — mebbe “All About Eve”?
luv that one dustbunny :D)
It werz Mae West — ” I used to be pure as the driven snow, but I drifted.”
Dorofy Parker weely lyked teh kittehs cuz she wuz a lezbean.
Whutz yuour refren… reffeer… sourze for that diskripshun? Wikipedia doesn’t think she wuzz…
Wuzn’t she teh wun hoo wuz so lonesome she put a sign dat des MEN on her offiss door?
GACK!! Dat wuz me! I r not mumrik! Stoopy wordpress.
an I ment “sign dat sed MEN”
cat-like typing detected
I thoughted u meant u was teh one what putted teh sign that sed MEN on ur door. If that was teh case I was gonna ask did it werk? And if it did, what font did u use?
woot?
ai haz to haz kittehs?
mai goggie (, torsten, beardud collie - himz gonna b 12 yeers in april) do NOT wants de kittehs libbin wif hem (ai haz no sey in dis mattur, happeruntli).
anywey: dey NOT telled me dis when ai joined da gey mafia.
Ya, is rait tehr on page 10 of the lezbean handbuk. If ju is lezbean, ju mus laik teh kittehs. Is da ROOL. Mumrik, ju bedder get kitteh kwik or teh gey raffia taiks ur membrship kard bak. Ai is sawry, but is nuffin ai can do - rools is rools.
*deeeep sai*
*trais 2 tawk 2 goggie n ikspleyn de rools. goggie NOT berry kopp…cuop…him sayz NO. so ai sends my membrship kard bak.*
Dorothy Parker says “I don’t care what is said about me, as long as it isn’t true.” So mebbe dapan knows this quote and is…..uhh…..playing along? I just trying to give them the benefit :D)
oops—jam toes NAWT depan……I miss quoted the mis quoting quoter…..YIKES!
*hides behind chair and licks myself furiously*
(oh…..that would be mai kitteh Dory when she is embarassed)
i fink alice roosevelt longworth said it first.
gotta love a gal who bullied teddy roosevelt.
he once told a congressman - i can run the country or try to control alice. i cant do both a the sametime.
still kitteh be soo adorable!!!
hey dogbotherer,
i reed u lives in hewston…me too! we shud meet at a Petco or somewheres sometiem and shayr kitteh stories.
wikipedia credits alice roosevelt longworth wif dat quote. what a fascinating life she had! lived neerly a hunnert yeers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Roosevelt_Longworth
and yes, kitteh totally adorable!
an he choz rite 2 run teh country!
See no evul, hear no evul, speak no evul.
Were da no see and no speek kittehs go???
kitteh sez-I eated them. sowy.
They heard mom calling them for supper!
WIN!!!1!
*paws*
yup - WIN!!!1!
Yup, yup! Cleerlee, teh otter kittehs has founded tehir mittiehs so THEY can hav sum pie - butt THIS liddle kitteh HAS no mittiehs . . .poor bebbeh. . .no pie fur you.
him kan haf mai peece!! Heer lil bebbeh, ju kan haz mai pie!!
Aye see, deer COL , taht u has responded to da pleeding aiyeez, da snorglee floofee belleh and the playntiv mew!!
Resistunce is indeed fyootile.
see no weevil, speek no weevil, HEAR NO WEEVIL!!!!!
( ihad to write fast before SpLOrtTTTTTTTT! oh, too late- ttoookute fur hyuman consumpshun…)
Oh Mary, ju did nawt hab ur rubbr chiken hed glub (wit teh drawin on) awn, did ju? Sumbuddy fetch da mop.
sowy fur da mess.