Comments on: I r not suprized… http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/ Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? the home of lol cats and lol* (other animals). All of our lolcats and lol*whatevers are made by u. Make your own lolcats! Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:40:07 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: kiwickle http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-651694 kiwickle Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:33:33 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-651694 do I seez mater chief in der? do I seez mater chief in der?

]]> By: Anon http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-649526 Anon Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:35:38 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-649526 Master Chief FTW! Master Chief FTW!

]]> By: asparagus http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-470059 asparagus Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:59:41 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-470059 ay red allo dat n nao mah eiys er aul crawseen... ay red allo dat n nao mah eiys er aul crawseen…

]]> By: Nessa http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-464998 Nessa Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:08:23 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-464998 HAHAHA dats so funny! HAHAHA dats so funny!

]]> By: sonic_ta_hedgehog http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-453923 sonic_ta_hedgehog Sat, 27 Sep 2008 17:34:00 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-453923 lol so funny i lovz dis site lol so funny i lovz dis site

]]> By: tim Swyzen http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-271329 tim Swyzen Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:40:00 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-271329 lulz i has dat saim stuffed aminal piga lulz i has dat saim stuffed aminal piga

]]> By: Bob http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-242140 Bob Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:04:44 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-242140 i luvs to spek to ma catz in lolspek but the wierd thing ish they spek bak! i luvs to spek to ma catz in lolspek but the wierd thing ish they spek bak!

]]> By: michal http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-191184 michal Sat, 22 Dec 2007 00:52:56 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-191184 hi waz up ppl hi waz up ppl

]]> By: michal http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-191183 michal Sat, 22 Dec 2007 00:51:12 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-191183 i luv this pic cause i say dat to my friends all da time and they get mad at me lik so much i luv this pic cause i say dat to my friends all da time and they get mad at me lik so much

]]> By: kainfury http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-132374 kainfury Sun, 28 Oct 2007 04:00:12 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-132374 Dork cat iz nut amuzd. Dork cat iz nut amuzd.

]]> By: syahidali http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-131507 syahidali Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:27:11 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-131507 otaku cat iz otaku. i can haz star trek? otaku cat iz otaku. i can haz star trek?

]]> By: AllyBally http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-131335 AllyBally Sat, 27 Oct 2007 11:45:23 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-131335 Szia, cheshirepat! Kosz jol es te? (Pleeze not gives me long anser... she no teeched me meny wurds yit... will get confooseded) Szia, cheshirepat!

Kosz jol es te?

(Pleeze not gives me long anser… she no teeched me meny wurds yit… will get confooseded)

]]> By: 3rin http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-131240 3rin Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:15:04 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-131240 u lubs ur furree behbehs doh, riet? u lubs ur furree behbehs doh, riet?

]]> By: Grimbling http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-131220 Grimbling Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:49:50 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-131220 Hoo needz da marbulz, enyhoo? Hoo needz da marbulz, enyhoo?

]]> By: Kathleen http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-131195 Kathleen Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:15:54 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-131195 verruh clebbur an painful. verruh clebbur

an painful.

]]> By: Kathleen http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-131193 Kathleen Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:14:23 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-131193 Gayla, feel teh wrath of mah pointee paw for dat misserubull pun. /j/k...I lubs u Gayla :P Gayla, feel teh wrath of mah pointee paw for dat misserubull pun.

/j/k…I lubs u Gayla :P

]]> By: Kathleen http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-131192 Kathleen Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:11:52 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-131192 I lubs dat song I lubs dat song

]]> By: Kathleen http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-131189 Kathleen Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:10:02 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-131189 oh. Dis make mee so happee. I glad u fown teh card, Melissa!!!!!! oh. Dis make mee so happee. I glad u fown teh card, Melissa!!!!!!

]]> By: VIRZAN TILLWEED http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-131131 VIRZAN TILLWEED Sat, 27 Oct 2007 02:08:23 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-131131 YER MOCKIN' ME, RIGHT? U R ARNT YA.... YER MOCKIN’ ME, RIGHT? U R ARNT YA….

]]> By: B! http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-131012 B! Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:31:33 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-131012 Hmph! Aye haz moar tois dan ma hubbee! Corse, geek gurrls iz valyooble resoars... An Aye keeps da reelee gud wunz in der pakijes, liek ma Shrek dragun, da noo Usag Yojimbo, an Aye gots da Angus Yung by McFarlane!! Beree rayr, Aye neber seen NE udder wun dan minez!! An Aye has Goku, an Buttercup, an ded parrot. An da Luggage mayd by Clarecraft! Hubbe haz Preacher, Transmetropolitan, Death an Daniel frum Neel Gaiman, menee dragunz, an rockits. We has no kids, but we has tois.... We (an menee frens) ravver liv 'selfish' middul class lives dan has kids an become poor an strugglin to provyd basics fur da bebes. Do nawt want to risk bein bad parints, doin it rong, cauzin sad lyfe, so we don't haz kids. We asswage R sadniss by buyin tois an happiness fur Rselvs, an try to git enuff munnees to get big stuff. It duzint werk. We spend too much awn little tings. Et leest we still has eech uvver. Hmph! Aye haz moar tois dan ma hubbee! Corse, geek gurrls iz valyooble resoars…

An Aye keeps da reelee gud wunz in der pakijes, liek ma Shrek dragun, da noo Usag Yojimbo, an Aye gots da Angus Yung by McFarlane!! Beree rayr, Aye neber seen NE udder wun dan minez!!

An Aye has Goku, an Buttercup, an ded parrot. An da Luggage mayd by Clarecraft!

Hubbe haz Preacher, Transmetropolitan, Death an Daniel frum Neel Gaiman, menee dragunz, an rockits.

We has no kids, but we has tois….

We (an menee frens) ravver liv ’selfish’ middul class lives dan has kids an become poor an strugglin to provyd basics fur da bebes. Do nawt want to risk bein bad parints, doin it rong, cauzin sad lyfe, so we don’t haz kids. We asswage R sadniss by buyin tois an happiness fur Rselvs, an try to git enuff munnees to get big stuff. It duzint werk. We spend too much awn little tings. Et leest we still has eech uvver.

]]> By: B! http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130881 B! Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:03:01 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130881 Whut yoo go az? Mebbee wayr yoobikwituss secksee kitteh costoom, but put a "speech bubble" mebbe awn a stick, dat sez "Aye kin haz cheezburger? An a beer?" An mebbe boifren kin be lolrus wif bukkit! Whut yoo go az? Mebbee wayr yoobikwituss secksee kitteh costoom, but put a “speech bubble” mebbe awn a stick, dat sez “Aye kin haz cheezburger? An a beer?”

An mebbe boifren kin be lolrus wif bukkit!

]]> By: B! http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130876 B! Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:00:42 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130876 Yoo shood watch Red Vs Bloo, iz BERREEE PHUNNEE!!!! "Iz nawt pink armur, iz... lite red!" Yoo shood watch Red Vs Bloo, iz BERREEE PHUNNEE!!!!

“Iz nawt pink armur, iz… lite red!”

]]> By: B! http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130869 B! Sat, 27 Oct 2007 00:58:26 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130869 An yoo shud see da look uv supprize dey giv wen yoo sez der seecrit naym owt lowd to dem!!! Cuz Aye kin reed kittehs minds. Moastlee fur helff prawblems, an onlee git deep enuff in ma own kittehs minz to git der sekrit nayms. An Aye onlee got Roscoe's sekrit naym, an onlee yoozd it a fyoo times. He such a scamp, his secrit naym fit him beree well! (It wuzzint scamp!) An yoo shud see da look uv supprize dey giv wen yoo sez der seecrit naym owt lowd to dem!!!

Cuz Aye kin reed kittehs minds. Moastlee fur helff prawblems, an onlee git deep enuff in ma own kittehs minz to git der sekrit nayms.

An Aye onlee got Roscoe’s sekrit naym, an onlee yoozd it a fyoo times. He such a scamp, his secrit naym fit him beree well! (It wuzzint scamp!)

]]> By: B! http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130850 B! Sat, 27 Oct 2007 00:51:25 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130850 But dey nawt in orijunal pakij!!! TINK UV DA LOLVALYOO!! Moast uv ma kewl tois R NRFB, dey haz much valyoo, liek da Shrek Dragon, she wurf $80 in da bocks!!! But dey nawt in orijunal pakij!!!

TINK UV DA LOLVALYOO!!

Moast uv ma kewl tois R NRFB, dey haz much valyoo, liek da Shrek Dragon, she wurf $80 in da bocks!!!

]]> By: B! http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130839 B! Sat, 27 Oct 2007 00:49:29 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130839 Hmm, Eyetaleeyun iz berree close to naytiv lanwidj uv kitteh, no? Mia amo...buon giorno....ma benay.... awl gud kitteh sownz!! An has we awl red abowt kitteh speech? Day kittehs no has meow as a wild part uv speech, dey LERND it TO TAWK TO US!!! Dey unnerstan dat hyooman speech is da noyses, so dey mek bebe noyses to speek wif us, we repson nice, an kitteh is reinforst to do it agin, an we R also!! Plus, da goggees kin make 8 vocal sownz, but kittehs has liek 200!! Yoo jus googl da "cat speech" R "cat language" an menee articls R der to reed!! Hmm, Eyetaleeyun iz berree close to naytiv lanwidj uv kitteh, no?

Mia amo…buon giorno….ma benay…. awl gud kitteh sownz!!

An has we awl red abowt kitteh speech? Day kittehs no has meow as a wild part uv speech, dey LERND it TO TAWK TO US!!! Dey unnerstan dat hyooman speech is da noyses, so dey mek bebe noyses to speek wif us, we repson nice, an kitteh is reinforst to do it agin, an we R also!!

Plus, da goggees kin make 8 vocal sownz, but kittehs has liek 200!!

Yoo jus googl da “cat speech” R “cat language” an menee articls R der to reed!!

]]> By: B! http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130834 B! Sat, 27 Oct 2007 00:45:17 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130834 LOL! Givs him happitayl!! }}} Nao teech him to sit on yur sholder liek sum kittehs liek to do, an yoo da bess pie rat in town!! LOL! Givs him happitayl!! }}} Nao teech him to sit on yur sholder liek sum kittehs liek to do, an yoo da bess pie rat in town!!

]]> By: B! http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130817 B! Sat, 27 Oct 2007 00:40:31 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130817 Iz der an ayeewurm too? I gets dat! Cat *ding* Ah'm a kitteecat! But whuts he sayin in dat uvver lawng drawn owt part after dat? I kin nebber unnerstan da katterwallin he mayks den! Wen Aye had da helfee an had ma kittehs Aye wood tawk boff ways to dem. Sumtiems I keerfullee essplayn ting in reglar tawk so dey unnerstan, liek why iz bad to go owtsied an play in traffic, R why da manager hadda come into da apartmint, an nawt be afrayd wen he duz, R why de vet iz good ting. An den Aye wood also tawk sweet an lurve to dem, an dey gibs me da luvvy scrunchee eyeses uv luv. R wen we playin, Aye say git da ball, R wheres yor toy. Dey good smrt kittehs, dey awlwayz ansur me. Willem esspeshullee, he wood run to greet me wenevver Aye comed in da door, meowowowin. Den he PLOP down an roll ober awl keyoot, he so happee hims mummee home! Mostlee Aye jus tawk to dem liek dey unnerstan me, an dey nebber let me down! Aye polite, an say esscyooz me R sorree ef Aye needed ta move dem, an say plz an tanks an Aye lub yoo. Iz der an ayeewurm too? I gets dat!

Cat *ding* Ah’m a kitteecat!

But whuts he sayin in dat uvver lawng drawn owt part after dat? I kin nebber unnerstan da katterwallin he mayks den!

Wen Aye had da helfee an had ma kittehs Aye wood tawk boff ways to dem. Sumtiems I keerfullee essplayn ting in reglar tawk so dey unnerstan, liek why iz bad to go owtsied an play in traffic, R why da manager hadda come into da apartmint, an nawt be afrayd wen he duz, R why de vet iz good ting.

An den Aye wood also tawk sweet an lurve to dem, an dey gibs me da luvvy scrunchee eyeses uv luv. R wen we playin, Aye say git da ball, R wheres yor toy. Dey good smrt kittehs, dey awlwayz ansur me.

Willem esspeshullee, he wood run to greet me wenevver Aye comed in da door, meowowowin. Den he PLOP down an roll ober awl keyoot, he so happee hims mummee home!

Mostlee Aye jus tawk to dem liek dey unnerstan me, an dey nebber let me down! Aye polite, an say esscyooz me R sorree ef Aye needed ta move dem, an say plz an tanks an Aye lub yoo.

]]> By: B! http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130791 B! Sat, 27 Oct 2007 00:32:29 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130791 Well, skritch behin homs eers, mebbee rub hims tummee an send him to chays a ball... Sum bois is liek goggees. Awl esited ober car rydes an balls an meet an uvver goggees. An chaysin tings an bein essited ober obscyoor an weerd stuff, an purtectiv an warm to snurgle. Yep, sum men R dawgs! LOL! Well, skritch behin homs eers, mebbee rub hims tummee an send him to chays a ball… Sum bois is liek goggees. Awl esited ober car rydes an balls an meet an uvver goggees. An chaysin tings an bein essited ober obscyoor an weerd stuff, an purtectiv an warm to snurgle.

Yep, sum men R dawgs! LOL!

]]> By: B! http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130766 B! Sat, 27 Oct 2007 00:28:31 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130766 Aye lykt da purree parts! Aye hope yoo cushy an cumfee too!! Wif menee kitteh frenz to nap wiff, dat meks nappin so mush beddar! Dey eckspert nappers, an kin sho da way to gud helf!!! (huggs) Aye lykt da purree parts!

Aye hope yoo cushy an cumfee too!! Wif menee kitteh frenz to nap wiff, dat meks nappin so mush beddar! Dey eckspert nappers, an kin sho da way to gud helf!!!

(huggs)

]]> By: B! http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130754 B! Sat, 27 Oct 2007 00:25:37 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130754 Yoo, elfi, iz da consoomit lolcatter!!! I speek it to hubbe, an fren hoo speek it gud too, an sumtiems in da comeekbuk stor, but I dun git owt much..... I speek in udder meems too! It Sparta, Respeck ma awforitay, Yoo suk an dats sad, shooz, etc etc But Aye liv in Holleeweerd, we esspectid to speek in meems owt heer, iz natyv langwidj! Yoo, elfi, iz da consoomit lolcatter!!!

I speek it to hubbe, an fren hoo speek it gud too, an sumtiems in da comeekbuk stor, but I dun git owt much…..

I speek in udder meems too! It Sparta, Respeck ma awforitay, Yoo suk an dats sad, shooz, etc etc

But Aye liv in Holleeweerd, we esspectid to speek in meems owt heer, iz natyv langwidj!

]]> By: gascat http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130614 gascat Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:30:50 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130614 is okay, I onlee knows cuz ai reads way too many gaming magazines (okay it jus be wun, and I has stopped, but I does has gamer frens.) is okay, I onlee knows cuz ai reads way too many gaming magazines

(okay it jus be wun, and I has stopped, but I does has gamer frens.)

]]> By: Gidget teh Kitteh http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130608 Gidget teh Kitteh Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:13:58 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130608 O yes I alluwaez tawks to mah Gidget kitteh in lolspeak nao. Mah huzban thinx I has lost mah marbulz. He no readz ICHC. Poor bebbeh. O yes I alluwaez tawks to mah Gidget kitteh in lolspeak nao. Mah huzban thinx I has lost mah marbulz. He no readz ICHC. Poor bebbeh.

]]> By: elfinugget http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130573 elfinugget Fri, 26 Oct 2007 21:04:56 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130573 I am actually pretty sure that my in-person conversational speech has become nothing but a collection of internet memes. I routinely use "I has a ...." or "I can has....?" in common conversation. I have exclaimed, when someone asked "Have you purchased the textbook?" "Yes! I can has that! It has flavur, is pleh. I no has a munny nao. Is not so grate, akshulie." What's amusing is that I pull it off with such confidence and natural ability that they really don't notice how utterly flawed the grammar is. I am actually pretty sure that my in-person conversational speech has become nothing but a collection of internet memes. I routinely use “I has a ….” or “I can has….?” in common conversation. I have exclaimed, when someone asked “Have you purchased the textbook?” “Yes! I can has that! It has flavur, is pleh. I no has a munny nao. Is not so grate, akshulie.”

What’s amusing is that I pull it off with such confidence and natural ability that they really don’t notice how utterly flawed the grammar is.

]]> By: Ambercat http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130490 Ambercat Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:01:16 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130490 Ai has teh loooooooooooooong comberversayshuns wit mai Amber. She verree tawkatif kitteh, lyke teh "Charlie says" kitteh. Ai meks oop her syde of teh comberversayshun too. Ai tawks tu her lyke she a kiddiwink, but a verree clebber kiddiwink! Ai has teh loooooooooooooong comberversayshuns wit mai Amber. She verree tawkatif kitteh, lyke teh “Charlie says” kitteh. Ai meks oop her syde of teh comberversayshun too. Ai tawks tu her lyke she a kiddiwink, but a verree clebber kiddiwink!

]]> By: Antoinette http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130404 Antoinette Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:50:41 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130404 Wun uv dees fings is not liek teh odders -- Wun uv dees fings is not liek teh odders –

]]> By: chaospixie http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130374 chaospixie Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:30:37 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130374 I iz Engleesh major. Reedz dat spookeh storee liek ebry semezter. Iz not so spookeh after reedin it fitty tiems. I iz Engleesh major. Reedz dat spookeh storee liek ebry semezter. Iz not so spookeh after reedin it fitty tiems.

]]> By: lynxany http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130348 lynxany Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:09:45 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130348 Oh! de kittehcat danse! I luffs it! But gives me earworm evrytime :D Oh! de kittehcat danse! I luffs it! But gives me earworm evrytime :D

]]> By: Lewys http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130328 Lewys Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:56:54 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130328 I meks up tings fur mah kittehs too say in teh Lolcat... tehy say tihngs leik "mama, u no unnerstan me!!" and den dey slam teh dorr too der beddrums. I meks up tings fur mah kittehs too say in teh Lolcat… tehy say tihngs leik “mama, u no unnerstan me!!” and den dey slam teh dorr too der beddrums.

]]> By: leaderoftheband http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130321 leaderoftheband Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:50:52 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130321 Kurt Weill and (wtf!) OGDEN NASH FTW! Kurt Weill and (wtf!) OGDEN NASH FTW!

]]> By: lunarmommy http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130318 lunarmommy Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:47:12 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130318 teh akshun figurz i can unnerstan, but tohmus teh tank enjun? nao taht's weerd... (we haz mannee tranzformrs an tohmus teh tank enjunz at owr hows, but we haz ekscyuz. we haz rayzd liddl boyz in di hows. not bein geeks. reely.) teh akshun figurz i can unnerstan, but tohmus teh tank enjun? nao taht’s weerd…

(we haz mannee tranzformrs an tohmus teh tank enjunz at owr hows, but we haz ekscyuz. we haz rayzd liddl boyz in di hows. not bein geeks. reely.)

]]> By: SarahR http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130317 SarahR Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:45:24 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130317 Mommees can has girlfrends. Mommees can has girlfrends.

]]> By: leaf http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130315 leaf Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:43:02 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130315 The dude (dudette?) w da body armour and weapon, k (see ket's expression) thanx tho..i iz TOTAL noob to gaming world / character, 'cepts whut i hear from muh gamer fren. The dude (dudette?) w da body armour and weapon, k

(see ket’s expression)

thanx tho..i iz TOTAL noob to gaming world / character, ‘cepts whut i hear from muh gamer fren.

]]> By: kitsunerina http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130311 kitsunerina Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:34:24 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130311 teh kittehs be very multi.. lingwalll.... noes lots uv da langwiches... mebbe it be in kittehDNA... teh jus dontz speek it unless dey has too. teh kittehs be very multi.. lingwalll…. noes lots uv da langwiches… mebbe it be in kittehDNA…

teh jus dontz speek it unless dey has too.

]]> By: pegataur http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130303 pegataur Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:42 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130303 nowt shur, but looks more like Halo guy dan stormtrooper to me. nowt shur, but looks more like Halo guy dan stormtrooper to me.

]]> By: pegataur http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130301 pegataur Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:26:35 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130301 wen yoo notice a cat in pwofound meditation de reezon aye tell yoo iz always da same hiz mind iz engaged in a rapt contemplation of da dought of hiz name. ol possum's book of practical kittehs! wen yoo notice a cat in pwofound meditation
de reezon aye tell yoo iz always da same
hiz mind iz engaged in a rapt contemplation
of da dought of hiz name.

ol possum’s book of practical kittehs!

]]> By: pegataur http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130298 pegataur Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:24:47 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130298 oh! oh! oh! dis berry punny group! oh! oh! oh!

dis berry punny group!

]]> By: CrazyOldLady http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130297 CrazyOldLady Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:23:26 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130297 Sweet bebbehs! I luz when teh big Kittiez jus whaps teh lil pesterin wunz! It is allus fun, cos the teenie wun allus comez rite bak for mor! Sweet bebbehs! I luz when teh big Kittiez jus whaps teh lil pesterin wunz! It is allus fun, cos the teenie wun allus comez rite bak for mor!

]]> By: Shay http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130283 Shay Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:10:06 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130283 Ahhh Master Chief.... :D And dat brite oranj toi kinda luks liek Prince Pyrus from Shadow Raiders... or mebbe is just mai imajinashun? Ahhh Master Chief…. :D

And dat brite oranj toi kinda luks liek Prince Pyrus from Shadow Raiders… or mebbe is just mai imajinashun?

]]> By: sish http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130279 sish Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:08:41 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130279 Ennywun hoo doo tihs tu kitteh iz nawt kool enuf tew hav Halo 3. Ennywun hoo doo tihs tu kitteh iz nawt kool enuf tew hav Halo 3.

]]> By: Sekhmet http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-130276 Sekhmet Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:07:42 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/i-r-not-suprized-u-haz-no-girlfriend/#comment-130276 All kitehs have at least 3 names, teh names you giv them, teh names dey giv each other, and teh secret tru name onlee dey know... All kitehs have at least 3 names, teh names you giv them, teh names dey giv each other, and teh secret tru name onlee dey know…

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