I r not suprized…
U HAZ NO GIRLFRIEND.
Soooo, where u be tonite? Hot date?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Bebbehsittah cat iz rezyned 2 hewmileeayshun.
In relayted inqwiree, hoo here speeks alowd 2 dere kitteh in lolspeek? F’r instins, wen I vizitz mah bebbeh Rasta (she libs wif mah Mum, coz I no can has kitteh-friendlee lyfestyle rite nao) an shez eeting hur gooshifud, I asks ‘does dat haz a flayvor?’ an Rasta iz mush amuzed. Mum finks I iz mad, howebber.
I tri lolspeak wiv kiteehs but dey no amuzed, hav look of disdain…
Dogglet finks itz best ting eber! But den, he finks dis bout evrything…
Congrats danzt fur yew!
I seed your “No comments” and I frozen in panic… Acktuallee thought computa was borked…
I am actually pretty sure that my in-person conversational speech has become nothing but a collection of internet memes. I routinely use “I has a ….” or “I can has….?” in common conversation. I have exclaimed, when someone asked “Have you purchased the textbook?” “Yes! I can has that! It has flavur, is pleh. I no has a munny nao. Is not so grate, akshulie.”
What’s amusing is that I pull it off with such confidence and natural ability that they really don’t notice how utterly flawed the grammar is.
Yoo, elfi, iz da consoomit lolcatter!!!
I speek it to hubbe, an fren hoo speek it gud too, an sumtiems in da comeekbuk stor, but I dun git owt much…..
I speek in udder meems too! It Sparta, Respeck ma awforitay, Yoo suk an dats sad, shooz, etc etc
But Aye liv in Holleeweerd, we esspectid to speek in meems owt heer, iz natyv langwidj!
I speeks to mah mumma’s kitteh Willow in lolspeak. Dis not mad. Wen Willow tolks too me in lolspeak, den I mad.
Den, …..uhoh
Dances “madlee”
*danse danse danse*
Ah tawk tew mi kittehs awl da tyme.
ah sing sawngs and somtimes talk in lol speak, but mostly i just tell em hao purti and sweet an wonnerful dey r. dey meow back an wi has veri lively conversations!
mi roomate says ah am raising arrogant cats : )
arrowgaynt kittehs……is red…ridun…sayin same fing 2x, no?
I jus moobed howse. Wenebber odder haf finded money wen kleering up, she goed “I finds a money!”. She nebbur finded BIG moneys, tho. Pitteh.
Ai guess dat I haz tu do alla teh twirrlin in a sirkl bai maiself???? **twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl**
(oooh, gotta stop nao…I dizzee)
ahi COL,
ai getz obber der an danwsez wit choo….
ai shall doo mi dawnse ob joi…
*tippee toeses tippee toeses ,
twurl ina sircle
bowow to yer pawrtner
awl fallz downz!!*
dat wuz funnnn !!!
ai haz 2 sitz daown noa…..gettin 2 ole 4 dis….
FAnkoo foar mah card. U r vary sweet!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I feels lil better…
Dese past 2 monfs has nawt been gud foar me helfwise.
Kitney stones an noaw dis.
But mah lolfrens maek me feelz betturs!
Aye lykt da purree parts!
Aye hope yoo cushy an cumfee too!! Wif menee kitteh frenz to nap wiff, dat meks nappin so mush beddar! Dey eckspert nappers, an kin sho da way to gud helf!!!
(huggs)
oh. Dis make mee so happee. I glad u fown teh card, Melissa!!!!!!
She no looken rezyned to me. Moar like “I warns you! One moar and you feels my poyntie ends.”
Sowwy for your not can have kitteh! I’m usuelly talking baybietalk to mine. Ksept when theyre being nowtie and I’m tellen dem off.
Weeplays dose taigur, fwog, karr, n udder fingz I no wekoggnaiz, wif yooneevurcitee tekstbuks, n u nawt surpwize I haz no kitteh. I r hear awn ICHC f’r pweeleemeenuree pwepuhwashun, lernnin lolspeek, soe I cans b wis… weesponsuh… gud ownurr lyk yoo f’r muh fyoochur kitteh, Grimbling (nawt shurr hear - duz we speek nayms in lolspeek two?)
wurse dan dat. ya, speek to da kittehs an da goggie in da Lolspeak. Also tu da cow-orkers, da boifrend, da frenz……
Not so grate, ackshully.
Mai boifren seez how much tiem Im spendin on ICHC and startz to talk to ME in LOLspeak…. he jus wans attension…awww…
Well, skritch behin homs eers, mebbee rub hims tummee an send him to chays a ball… Sum bois is liek goggees. Awl esited ober car rydes an balls an meet an uvver goggees. An chaysin tings an bein essited ober obscyoor an weerd stuff, an purtectiv an warm to snurgle.
Yep, sum men R dawgs! LOL!
yesh - I haz a penchant for recitingz teh lolspeak to my kittehs. they pretend they don’t unnerstand - but they luffs me anywayz.
evurybuddy else thinks I iz strange and they be surprized that I do haz a boyfriendz!
Btw - let me congratulatse you on not being second … I will do a danse for you
twirl twril danse danse
danse danse twirl twirl
I duz - akshulle - I uzes both English and lolspeak. I thinks tehy lieks the lolspeak, fur is usuallee accompaneed bai snorgles and skritchees.
This seems to be teh dansing playce - so I joines in.
Seems appropreeate to do the kittee danse.
Cat - I’m a kittee cat
and I danse danse danse
and I danse danse danse (whoo hoo)
Cat - I’m a kittee cat . . . to the left * hop hop hop hop hop hop*
to the rite * hop hop hop hop hop hop*
liez down - luks kyoot
Ai use teh English, the babeh tawk n LoLspeek wif teh kittehs. Dey no cayre wat ai says so lawng as der b fud in teh dish, water in teh bole n muches snorgels n tummeh rubz.
Manfred does dans for fud - so ai do it heer:
Jyump on cownter - meow - jyump down - meow - Jyump on cownter - meow - jyump down - twirl, twirl, twirl - meow - twirl, twirnomnomnom!
Oh! de kittehcat danse! I luffs it! But gives me earworm evrytime
Iz der an ayeewurm too? I gets dat!
Cat *ding* Ah’m a kitteecat!
But whuts he sayin in dat uvver lawng drawn owt part after dat? I kin nebber unnerstan da katterwallin he mayks den!
Wen Aye had da helfee an had ma kittehs Aye wood tawk boff ways to dem. Sumtiems I keerfullee essplayn ting in reglar tawk so dey unnerstan, liek why iz bad to go owtsied an play in traffic, R why da manager hadda come into da apartmint, an nawt be afrayd wen he duz, R why de vet iz good ting.
An den Aye wood also tawk sweet an lurve to dem, an dey gibs me da luvvy scrunchee eyeses uv luv. R wen we playin, Aye say git da ball, R wheres yor toy. Dey good smrt kittehs, dey awlwayz ansur me.
Willem esspeshullee, he wood run to greet me wenevver Aye comed in da door, meowowowin. Den he PLOP down an roll ober awl keyoot, he so happee hims mummee home!
Mostlee Aye jus tawk to dem liek dey unnerstan me, an dey nebber let me down! Aye polite, an say esscyooz me R sorree ef Aye needed ta move dem, an say plz an tanks an Aye lub yoo.
I lubs dat song
i haz begun the lolspeeks to my kids as well as kittehs. it jes kinda fallz out da mouf.
my kids are lukking to get me a nice white jaket what buckles in da baak wif da shiney gold buttins.
i tole de i want silver. much purtier color.
and dey might get me nu wallspaper - nice and soft and fluffy and rubbery!
my kids lub me.
danzez too tho i falls alot.
jus so long az de wall papers nowt yellow!
any peeps here reed da story?
O yea, skeery stuf!
I iz Engleesh major. Reedz dat spookeh storee liek ebry semezter. Iz not so spookeh after reedin it fitty tiems.
Speek lol, wen u speek luv
Kurt Weill and (wtf!) OGDEN NASH FTW!
I meks up tings fur mah kittehs too say in teh Lolcat… tehy say tihngs leik “mama, u no unnerstan me!!” and den dey slam teh dorr too der beddrums.
Ai has teh loooooooooooooong comberversayshuns wit mai Amber. She verree tawkatif kitteh, lyke teh “Charlie says” kitteh. Ai meks oop her syde of teh comberversayshun too. Ai tawks tu her lyke she a kiddiwink, but a verree clebber kiddiwink!
O yes I alluwaez tawks to mah Gidget kitteh in lolspeak nao. Mah huzban thinx I has lost mah marbulz. He no readz ICHC. Poor bebbeh.
Hoo needz da marbulz, enyhoo?
Nao git bak to Halo 2 an leev me loan.
or . . dares I says it . . .Halo tree?
Ennywun hoo doo tihs tu kitteh iz nawt kool enuf tew hav Halo 3.
Dis Ebay… I lykes!
I speeks to my kittehs in sort of lolspeak… part baybeespeak, part hyooman… an sum Hungarian wurds, coz I has Hungarian friend who teached wurds lyke “pusza” (kissehs).
As soon you not lookin I ebay all dis crap and use munnies for cheezebrgerz!
good wai to be spendes da muneez!!!
you can buys cheezburga on eBay?
FTW!!!!!!1
I allas speeks to mai kiiteh in lolspeak. Lik yous, also some hyooman and sum Eyetalian. He verra smart kiiteh, noes more than me.
teh kittehs be very multi.. lingwalll…. noes lots uv da langwiches… mebbe it be in kittehDNA…
teh jus dontz speek it unless dey has too.
Ai speks 2 mai kitteh (Louie) n pryrate tok. Started long tym ago wen mai sun wud tok 2 r goggie. Ben doin it fur so meny yrs, forgetz it sound weerd. Ai sez 2 Louie: “Aargh! How r ye doin’ ye scurvy knave?” n he purrz n twitchez teh tail..
LOL! Givs him happitayl!! }}} Nao teech him to sit on yur sholder liek sum kittehs liek to do, an yoo da bess pie rat in town!!
One ov my sisers kittehs lubs teh Italian (strange cus wees Iwish), so we alla tyme says to Josie: “Cara mia tia amo” and she purz n gibs us the skwinty eyz. She a sillee one.
Opsy meant to add dat I tink dis translation: For my heart wants you only.
Hmm, Eyetaleeyun iz berree close to naytiv lanwidj uv kitteh, no?
Mia amo…buon giorno….ma benay…. awl gud kitteh sownz!!
An has we awl red abowt kitteh speech? Day kittehs no has meow as a wild part uv speech, dey LERND it TO TAWK TO US!!! Dey unnerstan dat hyooman speech is da noyses, so dey mek bebe noyses to speek wif us, we repson nice, an kitteh is reinforst to do it agin, an we R also!!
Plus, da goggees kin make 8 vocal sownz, but kittehs has liek 200!!
Yoo jus googl da “cat speech” R “cat language” an menee articls R der to reed!!
Szervusz, AllyBally. Hagy vagy ?
Szia, cheshirepat!
Kosz jol es te?
(Pleeze not gives me long anser… she no teeched me meny wurds yit… will get confooseded)
Wut? No Hellow Kitteh? Collectshun not kompeet!
dere is two a hello kitteh! iz lukin at ju wif a luk o’disdane…
Goodluck putting teh cat humerleeayshun ears on that one…
they iz for lookin at ….not pwaying wif!! Silly hooman!
But dey nawt in orijunal pakij!!!
TINK UV DA LOLVALYOO!!
Moast uv ma kewl tois R NRFB, dey haz much valyoo, liek da Shrek Dragon, she wurf $80 in da bocks!!!
behold: mah minyuns! i shall rool teh werld!
mwaaahahahaha
geek kitteh simply dunnot kaer.
Lonely George puts his kitteh in an ET Halloween costume and drags him to the cute Beatrice’s house next door, peturbed Ralph the cat promtly hoarks up a hairball on the cute Beatrice’s foot, thereby solidifying Lonely George’s existance in the world. What Beatrice doesn’t know is Lonely George owns a toy factory worth a kabillion dollars.
Moral of the story? Never overlook a gift hoark from the Ralph.
oh! oh! oh!
dis berry punny group!