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forgotted the map
picture: My camera 
lol caption: Kara Hatcher
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Kar 54, where are youz? (Bark-bark!)
Furst tym! Mah furst furst, I has it.
conskratchylashunz!! (wiggle wiggle, hop hop, spiiiiiin)
ack hum (clers frot) Iz been wurkn on diz one awhile….
yellin “one” is jus not dun
shoutn “furst” dat da wurst”
“numba two” not so cool
followz da rools
sos not bez foolz
say summnin phunny
mak us all sunny
say summin wez cantz
mak us all danz….
whatz u fink teho n jack?
ifnz u canz mak it bedda plz do
fanks-
momcat
Momcat - I luvs this. U inspires us awl - well - shurlee meny. I wud bee inspired, but this is just sumthing I cannawt do. Teho says he thinks in rimes - i thinks onlee in werd rhythms. Or rather, I heers them. Oh, nebber mind.
Butt we cud hav a poetree contest - insted of always dancing, sumwun cud maybee do a celebratoreee furstee poem?
Awl hail, teh clefur furstee wun
Hoo knows to shout it is nawt dun
Sumthin liek tah. ownlee moar better, ov coarse.
We can has contest?
You firstie wun
For awl tu see
We luves ICHCB
makez us awl happee!
Eye keepz wurking on it, culd bee moar better.
I knew here, don know lol tawk much gud.
U firstie wun
Fur awl tu see
Wee luvs icanhascheezburger
It makes us awl happee
Soz addz a comentz
Tu whut u see
Herez wee can show
Our creativitiee
Howz dat?
U firstie wun
Fur awl tu see
Wee luvz icanhascheezburger
It makes us awl happee
Soz addz a commentz
or tu or free
Heerez wee can show
Our creativitee
I useded “see” twice in deh lasted one, an dats not gud. I b vewy sleepies, tudai wuz buzy dai.
Spawntenayettee.
We awllz haz it. Andz we letz
ebbeewunz knoez it!
Summwun iz allwayz
furst. Wiffowtz a “furst!”, deez freddz
wudz B berree shoartz.
Phunnee iz gud, butz
frenndship andz cibillitee
maykz ICHC grayt!
Jack.
trying to be FURST
like fighting over junk food
empty calories
Not trying, just happened that way. Was great fun to see I was first for first time ever. Why anyone wants to throw a wet blanket on other people’s fun is beyond me. You have issues.
Sry, Lala. Us just likes to congratulamate peepls sted of dem congratulamatin demselvs. Is more classy dat way.
Besides, us alreddy noes hooz furst. Us is varry smart peepls here. Mos of us can be counting up to one.
So if u has teh furst post comment, make it as gud as u can, an us–well, some of us–will do teh fursty danses in ur honor an u can join in. Dat way ebberybuddy has teh funz.
we neber tri to ruin ubber peeps fun.
We knows haow eggscited yuu r, bud leeb da celebrayshins tu dose hoo com affer yuu.
iz moar fun dat way.
ack lyke kiddykat dats prouds ub itzself whenz itz rearraging desk itemz onz yur flor, sitz der quietli wach uber peepz danc roun-
wez reli not madz at uz lala, wez juz tired ub de yellin “furst”, don bez mad, waz gud post uberways……
momcat n gascat
Lala — I said trying to be first, not necessarily being first… especially when trying to be first means abandoning any semblance of creativity or sincerity. You came up with a spot-on reference (snicker! woof.) and were first only… um… secondarily.
…what I mean to say is, nicely done, good show, w00t, but hey everybody can we please move on, now?
ohhz, iz so honoreded Jack, Teho, n Janet! I wakz up two dai n seez yud answerd mai libbl poeme!
dat makz mez feelz awl gud!
I rely ’spectz youawlz opoinon!
momcat
flotn awai on da hot air ub da happinez…….
Tappity tappity taptap!
And fosse fosse fosse!
I danthe foar u teh firsty danthe.
Fursty? I gets u cup uv teh froot puntches
wonh wonh wooonhhhh
Nedz - pleez to be bringing teh froot puntches fur awl. This tappity tappity tap tap fosse fosse fosse dancing (POW - jazz hans) iz shur to make ebbree wun furstee!
CARETROLL SEZ - u peeple shun’t bee dancing so mutch. Dehydrashun can KILL U!
Help yurselfs! puncthboal is ovar by teh DJ tabl. not spykt yet Iz bleeve.
Wew! Congratulashuns!
Dis luks like a rode trip!
*Duz teh roadtrip dants!*
/I smart. I not post teh link until NEXT post. TAKE DAT, nommy wurd press!
DAts wut I thot.
Wurd press eated.
An tole me I wuz postin too quicklee.
Innerestin.
CBSB - we has found new job for you
http://www.sfbay.craigslist.org/mnh/cpg/460249817.html
Hmm, it sez is in Manhattan! Do nawt want!!!
But is berree funnee!
Stend - even tho u be werkin so hard n nawt much tiems - U STILL HAS TEH MAJIK TOUCH!! ummmm - it that reel?
Manhattan, pleh. But fur one millyun dollerz. . .
i fink dis be mah dreem jawb.
habs mach xpeereence wif de lolcats wurd relashunships.
not so gud aksully at de internetz paije developmint, but can
lern fazz wif tootorialls.
(plz no contact my currint employer).
kthx
Iz full of phunnee! Ar ar ar!
If u duznint like teh wai i’z driving, den u can get owt an walk home!
how’s mai driving? call 1-800-eat-dogsh!t.
LMAO … uther bumperstikrs on car
1. if u can reed this, u follwin too closly
2. (placed rite unnerneath 1) s@*t happenz
aside — nevr, nevr follow trailer wif horses in it too closly (did not happen to me, but did to mai granmuther) pleh.
Aktchully, wif dogz, mai bumpr stiker shulda read “spit happenz” (them wif ther tungz hangin owt uv window n all — gotta luv teh goggies)
“My Other Owner Is a Fashion Model”
practise randum akts uv wagginess, n senseless akts uv slobber.
do not want.
iz tolz yu id diffecult to hitchike widowt possabl fumbs! naow watch owt fur me. iz bakin up.
the map… it had a flvour
Hehe, dis 1 mah vote FTW!!!!!!!!!11
ROFL!!
it did tasted gud
(De pikshur in kweshun iz heer:
http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/Car54_where_are_you_small.jpg
Old-oldz TeeVee sho…)
i new wut u was talkin abowt. i akchully used to watched car 54 tv show wen i wuz kid (on Nick at Nite — i not qwite that old). But mai favrut wuz Mr Ed.
Heh. I useta watch Car 54 on teh brodcast channel– I IZ dat ole. Fanks fur remindin me, Jenny.
Now i iz lookin like kitteh in photo beelow (insrt foot in mouf) — my foot it has a flavur, iz not so good akchully :C)
err-
didz u watc “mai mudder da kar” two dr. cat? I didz an I ackshuly likeded it…. I hears itz naoi lik da num 1 all tm wurst tv show… I wuz kittn den. likd Mr Ed, Car 54, getsmart, lafin….. oopz…. nao I agin myselfvs!
momcat
Sry, I didn watch Mai Mudder Da Kar or teh Brady Bunch for dat matter. Pleh! But I lubbed all dem odder shows, speshully Get Smart an Laff In. Also Man frum UNCLE, I Spy, an Mishun Improbable. Dose were gud yeers 4 spies.
Brawn doggeh sez to hurselv “oh noes, dis iz gonna be a lawng twip.”
Y u lukin at me? Ur teh won drivin.
I’s lukkin at yoo cuz yoo is sposed tu be navygaytin!
dis has happened menneh times wit me an momcat.
very good conversation startur gettin lawsted.
Da homan eated it! It eatz homezwrk tu!
“whada meanz I posed to be in RITE lane!? youz said LEF lane earlir! ok, ok, zo dat waz bout tree turnz afor diz wun, watz yuz meanz I possed to keep up wif yur directions?”!
momcat
wez shud ’spalain- movd to colorodeo frum orygun bout year ago, spent bout 2 monfs losted in denver…..
do you knows dat herz, da same street canz hav 3 DIFFN NAMZ IN 4 BLOCKS!
wez had muc fun drivn round denvr lostd!
gascats bebe siser fishykiddi (’splain dat lader…. )keptz fretnen twoz writ book bout us!
In Bostin Maschoozits sum streets has had saym nayms foar 2 hundrd yeerses but doant hav street SINES! Crossn teh Rivr Charls three timeses befoar u find
that resturnomt.
heeheehee: resturnomt!
Ha!!! Iz livd in Bostin in 1970 & it waz de saem wai den! I th1nk Bostinians thught U SHOULD know the stre3t name if u livd dere. Drov me crazee. Long B4 mapquest!!
Den in 1976, 4 Bycentennial, dey start3d puttin up stre3t signs. All mi fri3nds and Iz go round saying “So DAT Tremont Street!!! DAT Washington stre3t.
2007 - all deh stre3t signz down, but I hav Mapquest, & I livd, dere so kno stre3t namez.
Beantown - gud town for Kittehs, and doggies. Got my sweet kitteh Calliope (RIP) at Angel Memorial.
omg. Angel Memorial sabed mai goggie Musty’s lif!
I yewzed to liib dere!
Yep. An den dere are teh stretes lyk Quebec an Alameda dat dere r tuw or free of dem awl ober taown…
inz our oldz neeberhood in sentimential, weez had 15!!!!! Easter st,pl,ct, yuz names it. maks directions weerd yuz taks Easter, turns right on Easter go up three blocks and den wez on Easter…… berry confusin….. an wai “Easter” wez nebr figrud it out.
nao livs on Arapahoe off of Arapahoe in Louie louie ville……
momcat
We livs on Orna dryve. Aye dunno wuts an Orna….
an orna is dee furst part ob a ree.
wen u habs an orna ree u habbz a meener peeple.
Nuffin canz beet Charlotte, NC!! Der b a Queens Circle (it b stayt rd) & Queens Rd (it b circle). Mapkwest no gud on corner of Queens Rd & Queens Rd! Ai bin at dat crner. Radder confusticatin!
Hey, MM, I thot i wuz gunna rite dat in dere…and den dere it alreddy wuz! R u in CLT?
I gots wun bettr dan dat. In Reston, Virginny dere be “Lawyers Rd” and “Lawyers Rd” and dey meets! (Too minny lawyers all ‘roun ifnn u askin me.
) We gots the roads that changes names too. Wun side de hiway, is wun streeet, odder side sumptin else, but alls goes strait acrs, or sumptimes curved.