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Iz a verry scerry view frum hear!
fursty danse for yoo!!
shaek shaek wiggel wiggel pop
slied spin twurl jump land frolic
*whew*! is all owt uv teh breff!!
Taek a braek, GS. I help-danse!
*wiggel wiggel*
*shimmee shimmee*
*moon wok*
*spin*
WEEEEEEEEE!
Hey, 343 - glad to see u danzing!
Haz u cawt ur bref - we kin danse togedder til teh otters get heer.
shaek shaek wiggel wiggle pop (POP???P
slied spin twurl jump land frolic
*puff puff* Iz lievelee awl rite! We’ll be out-dancing teh stars befoar you know it!
Is that POP as in POPcat?
I don’t know - we must aks 343GS - he did it furst - I wuz just traying to follow teh choreographee.
lulz we muss be gettin wun fing strate. i is not “he”. am “she”. lulz but hao ar yoo sposed to noe? hee hee is funnee.
aneewayz, bowt the “pop”, i wer juss tryin to danse. i suffur form majer whitegirl danse sindroam. is horribul.
Ai haz da WGDS too! Mebee if wez danse togebber, we no luk so sillee!
Well, sorry 343GS - sumtiems I just can’t tell. I guess you hadn’t let any clues slip. I don’t need any clues - Gayla and Mellissa - MomCat, ManfredMom - tehese r obvious! Others now and again menshun a “hubby” or a wife. Wun doesn’t liek to ak.
ENhow - nice to meet teh reel you! I guess lojodi must be a “she” as well!
But it is troo - I wuz thinking ov you as a “he.”‘
ah, no prob. i wuzn’t ’spectin aneewun to noe. 343GuiltySpark is form teh vid gaem halo 2, wich iz kinda a gie gaem. but i do liek it. iz my odder happee plaice, secund to dis plaice.
iz glad we got dis all cleerd up!
now i got to go sleepies. collej reekwires my full atenshun. pleh!!!
Wow! ai iz so honored! will happeellee dans wif yu guise.
shaek shaek shimmy shaek shaek spin shimmy
jump twurl land slied shimmy shaek
mai kitteh be dansin two!
Yu guize ar forgettin to “twirl in a serkul”….Sally sais we shud do dat a lot, too!
(twirl, twirl, twirl in a sirkle)
Does teh hussle!
doo doo doo dooteedooodoo.
An I do teh rootine from Napolyane Dinamiyt!
I help do fursty dance! *jump to left! step to right! hands on hipz! nees in tight! pelvic thrusties!* Does firsties Tiem Warpz!! Just made teh boyfriend watch Rocky Horror Picture Sho for furst time. So sad he not seen it befour!
Did he liek it?
of cours! cannot watch wiffout lieking!!
an pleeaayy an bend an stretch and pleeaayy.
nao leep, leep, land and bow!
sorri ah got a bit excited : )
hai dere, princess mu!!!
i want 2 fank u wuns moar 4 da flowrs. 4 lasting byootie.
k. i gotz a story, an i knows everbuddy can reed it, so if ur nawt senti- sensitve, plz doan reed.
i buyed a pendint cause it were so byootiful, i had to has it. it haved a ladee’s face carved out of amber an wuz awll silber filli-greez. i putted it on da lay a way, butt cudnt stand nawt to has it, so fre weeks later i payed awll da rest. SO BYOOTIFULL. wen i got it home wif meh, i tooked a long, deep look. hm. i sawded flaws. eyeses had sum places wher mebbe da artist slip a liddle. profile nawt so out-standin. hm. lips kinda nawt so refined. hm… butt den i pulled back a bit, an she wuz byootifull agin. den i realize wuznt da shape ob da face dat maded her byootiful - it wuz da lite. it wuz da way da lite moobed fru her face. dats whut i wants peeple 2 see in meh. i wants dem 2 see da lite moobing fru meh.
mah ladee pendint - she stand 4 inner byootie. dats da kinda byootie i wants. it doan fade. iz da byootie dat lasts. like da flowrs u gived meh.
Eiz for byootee. Yew has dem.
And awlso hart for graditood. So nice!
o, fank u so much!! an in such gud lolspeek!!
{{{{hug}}}}
Yr wellcom. Iz naow reeliz that iz TINKING in lolspeek soemtimez. Aargh…
meez two-
I haz to watc it a skool sumtims- nearli toldz wun of my kiddies dat da lunc was “maj pleh”!
mang to stop in timz……mit naowt beez so lucki nex timz….!
momcat
I knoews waht u meens abuot teh lolspeak. me and mah faveritist co werker do dis soemtiems. we lukks at ICHC at werk and gets teh major giggles (and we no gets in trubbles for it. we has muches stress teh job, is encurijd) yesserday sum kind purrson had had leff a chokklit caek on mah desk..and they didn’t eated it! we wuz takling abuot the caek amd NOM NOM NOM…too funnies one ovver co werker thinked we wuz crazee, hims is kinda stoopy ennyway.. he no lieks kittahs but we no care we had caek to nom.
datz iz a beautimous storee. Iz sure you is shinin all brite and glittrey nowz!
fank u 2. taked meh a wile 2 anser dat cause i had sum watter in mah eye…
Okaaayyy first i jus wanna sez dat vary nice storee.
whut u jus wrote automtikally maded u an ur soul beooootiful.
Dat bein sed, an cuz mah mindz is allus in lefty fieldz…
an i polgise rite nao, but I jus caint hep mahsef.
I hopes u has gud sinse (or a lil dark) of hoomor.
Gud lookin from far awai but far from gud lookin!
dats funneh! no pologeez needed. or like lyle lovitt: she wuz ugleh from da front…
i nawt ugleh, nawt pritty neever. just normal. so as i gettin older, i gotz no luks 2 lose, so i nawt awll upset bout it. da pritty wuns, i finks dey suffers wif da ageing…
welllz…..
as long az yuz can sing to yurself “I feelz purrdy, oh so purrdy” eberyding bez juz fin!
ebery timz I hearz dat song naow, I finks ub my spoos wern mai mu-mu an coco-nutz danzn roun da rum singn dat song.
I lafs an lafs so hard- still maks me laf mani years lader!
momcat
LOL, dat funnee! Last tiem Aye sungded it, hubbee an Aye were, ahem, playin… He wuz puttin da clozepins awn me, an stuck wun awn ma tung! Aye startid singin an we boff bust up giggling! Den de storee gits veree not PG!
dat good storee. thx for telling
oh ittehbitteh! hao luverly!!!! an hao troo!
u need nawt wawnt, fur u awlredi has wut u seek
tew desire a value dat transends da fisical
shows da beuooti dat awlreadi libes wiffin u
u r a veri smrt purrsun to learn wut you did frum da pendant.
{{{hugs}}}
fank u, princess mu. u berry insitefull. dats wai i had 2 tells u da storee.
dat wuz such a luvlee storee!!! We shud luk for dat beeutee in evurboddee!
nao, nao, don’t be katty!
bish bish bish
STFU!!!!
#1: I haz nebber hadd the taim to thinkz about teh earf’s roundness… i takes caer off my kittehs!
#2: OMGWTFBBQ!!!1!!! u sooooo stoopy!
OMG…took me a sec to even see second cat.
I like “gossiping cats” on CO much better…
Doan wanna heah deez onez
No u yans, cuz den iz yans tu.
teh view iz teh yawnz??? y i keep seein stuff on my comcast home page about all teh drama? (hazn’t seen it in sevral yeers, only maybe twice, but i furst thowt it wuz pritty good show. now, i iz SAHM, but never haz no time to watch daytime TV.. speshally wen i has ichc :c))
U STOOPY!!
NO U STOOPY!
U AWL STOOPY!!
SHADDUP LIZBEF!!!!
*klik klik klik*(klaws comin owt)
I’d lub to see a good ol fayshun cat fight on dat shoaw.
Babba Wabba beet ‘em awl up!
Yup.
Dat why Aye no watch! Ravver see Droo Carree do da Prisis Rite!
Droo Carree duz da Prisis Rite? Or did u jus pull dat outa yur butt?
Droo Carree duz da Prisis Rite eber sinz teh new seezon begunz two weekz agoz
Hay, ma butt aynt DAT beeg!!!
Yesh, Bawb finlee retyred… Beree sad, but Droo duz awrite jawb, he gettin better, sho still fun to watch!
but Bawb be all fur da kittehs an da goggies!!! Awl “spaze an nootr yr petzez”
you no dat yeeeers go Bawb sayd “I no juge da Mis Merka pag…padg…con..cu…show no moar less u make fur koats go bai bai” He wai hed uv hiz tiem. “DO NOT WANT fur! PLEH” he sayd.
Ai mizz Bawb!
Hey, Melissa, Hope you’re feeling better…
Anyway, I put that card up on my blog. If you want to see it just click on my name and see my last blog entry.
A little cheerer upper for everyone with the sick-ees/crankees/crappy-day-itis
Deer K, whut a darling card. I’m nawt eny of those things (sick, crankee etc) butt It mooved mee to a higher elevashun ov cheeriness!
Aw Kathleen taht wuz luvly. I feelz awl sleepy nao - I can has kitteh tu snorgle plz?
Wow - I luv himz twitchin his lil ear!
Yesh, dat litto tuch deelited mee much! Tis kwite teh snorglee kitteh, hee is.
oh dat card was sew sweet! ah luved da ear twitch tew!
Yawnin iz contajus. BTY U haz big teefs!
W00ps, yu beeted me.
Wen iz werkd nite skurity, we sed, “preemieer yans payz kwarder.”
[See, iz nawt sey F wurd]
Iz attikted tu ICHC. Iz reedz mannee potss, ubtt nawt pots mutch entil naow.
berry nice 2 keeps da f-wurd rule…
i also addikted 2 da ichc. nao i finks ov cheezburgers awll da time…
in fact, i hungreh nao!!
I can has cheezburger pizza? Wif xtra burgerz? Nd cheez?
OMG!! Iz luk at da kittehs an yawend 2!!
Soemtimez iz yan juzt from thikng abot yanning–wtf?
mebbe tey wer listenin to Yawni
Yes, they are contagious and I have heard various reasons for that. Most are pretty ridiculous but the one I like best is that when one person (kitteh) yawns, the air pressure in the room changes and everyone else has to yawn to stabilize it!! Equilibrium, ho!
As to Drew Carey hosting the Price is Right; he is still simply wearing Bob’s suit (in a figurative sense since his figure is so much more substantial than Bob’s) but eventually, he will change things and it will become more his show and then it will die. The Price is Right is the last old fangled game show on TV and it lasted longer than Let’s Make a Deal, Sale of the Century, etc. because of Bob. CBS will wring the last gasp out of it’s fan base and that will be it. We are witnessing the close of an era.