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Iz a verry scerry view frum hear!
fursty danse for yoo!!
shaek shaek wiggel wiggel pop
slied spin twurl jump land frolic
*whew*! is all owt uv teh breff!!
Taek a braek, GS. I help-danse!
*wiggel wiggel*
*shimmee shimmee*
*moon wok*
*spin*
WEEEEEEEEE!
Hey, 343 – glad to see u danzing!
Haz u cawt ur bref – we kin danse togedder til teh otters get heer.
shaek shaek wiggel wiggle pop (POP???P
slied spin twurl jump land frolic
*puff puff* Iz lievelee awl rite! We’ll be out-dancing teh stars befoar you know it!
Is that POP as in POPcat?
I don’t know – we must aks 343GS – he did it furst – I wuz just traying to follow teh choreographee.
lulz we muss be gettin wun fing strate. i is not “he”. am “she”. lulz but hao ar yoo sposed to noe? hee hee is funnee.
aneewayz, bowt the “pop”, i wer juss tryin to danse. i suffur form majer whitegirl danse sindroam. is horribul.
Ai haz da WGDS too! Mebee if wez danse togebber, we no luk so sillee!
Well, sorry 343GS – sumtiems I just can’t tell. I guess you hadn’t let any clues slip. I don’t need any clues – Gayla and Mellissa – MomCat, ManfredMom – tehese r obvious! Others now and again menshun a “hubby” or a wife. Wun doesn’t liek to ak.
ENhow – nice to meet teh reel you! I guess lojodi must be a “she” as well!
But it is troo – I wuz thinking ov you as a “he.”‘
ah, no prob. i wuzn’t ‘spectin aneewun to noe. 343GuiltySpark is form teh vid gaem halo 2, wich iz kinda a gie gaem. but i do liek it. iz my odder happee plaice, secund to dis plaice.
iz glad we got dis all cleerd up!
now i got to go sleepies. collej reekwires my full atenshun. pleh!!!
Wow! ai iz so honored! will happeellee dans wif yu guise.
shaek shaek shimmy shaek shaek spin shimmy
jump twurl land slied shimmy shaek
mai kitteh be dansin two!
Yu guize ar forgettin to “twirl in a serkul”….Sally sais we shud do dat a lot, too!
(twirl, twirl, twirl in a sirkle)
Does teh hussle!
doo doo doo dooteedooodoo.
An I do teh rootine from Napolyane Dinamiyt!
I help do fursty dance! *jump to left! step to right! hands on hipz! nees in tight! pelvic thrusties!* Does firsties Tiem Warpz!! Just made teh boyfriend watch Rocky Horror Picture Sho for furst time. So sad he not seen it befour!
Did he liek it?
of cours! cannot watch wiffout lieking!!
an pleeaayy an bend an stretch and pleeaayy.
nao leep, leep, land and bow!
sorri ah got a bit excited : )
hai dere, princess mu!!!
i want 2 fank u wuns moar 4 da flowrs. 4 lasting byootie.
k. i gotz a story, an i knows everbuddy can reed it, so if ur nawt senti- sensitve, plz doan reed.
i buyed a pendint cause it were so byootiful, i had to has it. it haved a ladee’s face carved out of amber an wuz awll silber filli-greez. i putted it on da lay a way, butt cudnt stand nawt to has it, so fre weeks later i payed awll da rest. SO BYOOTIFULL. wen i got it home wif meh, i tooked a long, deep look. hm. i sawded flaws. eyeses had sum places wher mebbe da artist slip a liddle. profile nawt so out-standin. hm. lips kinda nawt so refined. hm… butt den i pulled back a bit, an she wuz byootifull agin. den i realize wuznt da shape ob da face dat maded her byootiful – it wuz da lite. it wuz da way da lite moobed fru her face. dats whut i wants peeple 2 see in meh. i wants dem 2 see da lite moobing fru meh.
mah ladee pendint – she stand 4 inner byootie. dats da kinda byootie i wants. it doan fade. iz da byootie dat lasts. like da flowrs u gived meh.
Eiz for byootee. Yew has dem.
And awlso hart for graditood. So nice!
o, fank u so much!! an in such gud lolspeek!!
{{{{hug}}}}
Yr wellcom. Iz naow reeliz that iz TINKING in lolspeek soemtimez. Aargh…
meez two-
I haz to watc it a skool sumtims- nearli toldz wun of my kiddies dat da lunc was “maj pleh”!
mang to stop in timz……mit naowt beez so lucki nex timz….!
momcat
I knoews waht u meens abuot teh lolspeak. me and mah faveritist co werker do dis soemtiems. we lukks at ICHC at werk and gets teh major giggles (and we no gets in trubbles for it. we has muches stress teh job, is encurijd) yesserday sum kind purrson had had leff a chokklit caek on mah desk..and they didn’t eated it! we wuz takling abuot the caek amd NOM NOM NOM…too funnies one ovver co werker thinked we wuz crazee, hims is kinda stoopy ennyway.. he no lieks kittahs but we no care we had caek to nom.
datz iz a beautimous storee. Iz sure you is shinin all brite and glittrey nowz!
fank u 2. taked meh a wile 2 anser dat cause i had sum watter in mah eye…
Okaaayyy first i jus wanna sez dat vary nice storee.
whut u jus wrote automtikally maded u an ur soul beooootiful.
Dat bein sed, an cuz mah mindz is allus in lefty fieldz…
an i polgise rite nao, but I jus caint hep mahsef.
I hopes u has gud sinse (or a lil dark) of hoomor.
Gud lookin from far awai but far from gud lookin!
dats funneh! no pologeez needed. or like lyle lovitt: she wuz ugleh from da front…
i nawt ugleh, nawt pritty neever. just normal. so as i gettin older, i gotz no luks 2 lose, so i nawt awll upset bout it. da pritty wuns, i finks dey suffers wif da ageing…
welllz…..
as long az yuz can sing to yurself “I feelz purrdy, oh so purrdy” eberyding bez juz fin!
ebery timz I hearz dat song naow, I finks ub my spoos wern mai mu-mu an coco-nutz danzn roun da rum singn dat song.
I lafs an lafs so hard- still maks me laf mani years lader!
momcat
LOL, dat funnee! Last tiem Aye sungded it, hubbee an Aye were, ahem, playin… He wuz puttin da clozepins awn me, an stuck wun awn ma tung! Aye startid singin an we boff bust up giggling! Den de storee gits veree not PG!
dat good storee. thx for telling
oh ittehbitteh! hao luverly!!!! an hao troo!
u need nawt wawnt, fur u awlredi has wut u seek
tew desire a value dat transends da fisical
shows da beuooti dat awlreadi libes wiffin u
u r a veri smrt purrsun to learn wut you did frum da pendant.
{{{hugs}}}
fank u, princess mu. u berry insitefull. dats wai i had 2 tells u da storee.
dat wuz such a luvlee storee!!! We shud luk for dat beeutee in evurboddee!
nao, nao, don’t be katty!
bish bish bish
STFU!!!!
#1: I haz nebber hadd the taim to thinkz about teh earf’s roundness… i takes caer off my kittehs!
#2: OMGWTFBBQ!!!1!!! u sooooo stoopy!
OMG…took me a sec to even see second cat.
I like “gossiping cats” on CO much better…
Doan wanna heah deez onez
No u yans, cuz den iz yans tu.
teh view iz teh yawnz??? y i keep seein stuff on my comcast home page about all teh drama? (hazn’t seen it in sevral yeers, only maybe twice, but i furst thowt it wuz pritty good show. now, i iz SAHM, but never haz no time to watch daytime TV.. speshally wen i has ichc :c))
U STOOPY!!
NO U STOOPY!
U AWL STOOPY!!
SHADDUP LIZBEF!!!!
*klik klik klik*(klaws comin owt)
I’d lub to see a good ol fayshun cat fight on dat shoaw.
Babba Wabba beet ‘em awl up!
Yup.
Dat why Aye no watch! Ravver see Droo Carree do da Prisis Rite!
Droo Carree duz da Prisis Rite? Or did u jus pull dat outa yur butt?
Droo Carree duz da Prisis Rite eber sinz teh new seezon begunz two weekz agoz
Hay, ma butt aynt DAT beeg!!!
Yesh, Bawb finlee retyred… Beree sad, but Droo duz awrite jawb, he gettin better, sho still fun to watch!
but Bawb be all fur da kittehs an da goggies!!! Awl “spaze an nootr yr petzez”
you no dat yeeeers go Bawb sayd “I no juge da Mis Merka pag…padg…con..cu…show no moar less u make fur koats go bai bai” He wai hed uv hiz tiem. “DO NOT WANT fur! PLEH” he sayd.
Ai mizz Bawb!
Hey, Melissa, Hope you’re feeling better…
Anyway, I put that card up on my blog. If you want to see it just click on my name and see my last blog entry.
A little cheerer upper for everyone with the sick-ees/crankees/crappy-day-itis
Deer K, whut a darling card. I’m nawt eny of those things (sick, crankee etc) butt It mooved mee to a higher elevashun ov cheeriness!
Aw Kathleen taht wuz luvly. I feelz awl sleepy nao – I can has kitteh tu snorgle plz?
Wow – I luv himz twitchin his lil ear!
Yesh, dat litto tuch deelited mee much! Tis kwite teh snorglee kitteh, hee is.
oh dat card was sew sweet! ah luved da ear twitch tew!
Yawnin iz contajus. BTY U haz big teefs!
W00ps, yu beeted me.
Wen iz werkd nite skurity, we sed, “preemieer yans payz kwarder.”
[See, iz nawt sey F wurd]
Iz attikted tu ICHC. Iz reedz mannee potss, ubtt nawt pots mutch entil naow.
berry nice 2 keeps da f-wurd rule…
i also addikted 2 da ichc. nao i finks ov cheezburgers awll da time…
in fact, i hungreh nao!!
I can has cheezburger pizza? Wif xtra burgerz? Nd cheez?
OMG!! Iz luk at da kittehs an yawend 2!!
Soemtimez iz yan juzt from thikng abot yanning–wtf?
mebbe tey wer listenin to Yawni
Yes, they are contagious and I have heard various reasons for that. Most are pretty ridiculous but the one I like best is that when one person (kitteh) yawns, the air pressure in the room changes and everyone else has to yawn to stabilize it!! Equilibrium, ho!
As to Drew Carey hosting the Price is Right; he is still simply wearing Bob’s suit (in a figurative sense since his figure is so much more substantial than Bob’s) but eventually, he will change things and it will become more his show and then it will die. The Price is Right is the last old fangled game show on TV and it lasted longer than Let’s Make a Deal, Sale of the Century, etc. because of Bob. CBS will wring the last gasp out of it’s fan base and that will be it. We are witnessing the close of an era.
LOL perfect caption!
ZOMG I laff so durnz hard at dis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 LOLOLOLOL…
dis haz nuffin to do wif teh pic, but i thawt was funnee. mah kitteh mojave is runnin round teh howse frantiklee tryin to katch teh liddel burd dat is flyin rownd. not to be wurreed. is not reeeellee liddel burd. is only eeritatating flie. oh and her juss eeted it. she has teh pleh luk on her fais. i don blaem her.
Dey allus has de pleh luk afterz butt nottin be gud 4 dem untillz dey catchez dat liddle flie! Iz dere mishon in lyfe 4 de few minutz.
Dis B Whoopie an Rosie? (Ai don watch teh View, so Ai culd B worngs. 2 much yakkity yak fur mee).
I think it’s star jones and barbara walters, but babs must’ve had a bit of surgery – she’s never looked so good
whoopie replayced rosie, so nawt on together.
Ai tink it be Rosee and Lisabet:
Yu be’s a coward! Yu did nots to be defendin me!
Donut callz me a coward!
dey bee singin opera duette!!
*non!*
*sssi!*
*non!*
*ssssi!*
(deeper) *non, non, non!*
from turancat….
dey singingz “Teh Cheezburgers of Seville.” Is “si, si, si,” den.
Tihs sounds liek fun . . .never thot to trai this.
Die Walkitteh (Wagner)
Caterdaemmerung
Die Meisterkitteh von Nomnomburger
Purrsifal
Lucatia di Lamnommoor (Donizetti) as well as a bit of a stretch!
Teh Purrl Fishers (Bizet)
Cosi fan kitteh (Mozart)
Katya Kabanova (Janacek) (But that IS it’s reel naym!
Der Rosenkittehlier (R. Srauss)
Must be tousands moar – butt mai brayne is tired and I’s goin to sleep. Nite, awl – see yu tomorrow.
Die Meisterkitteh von Nomnomburger – iz culshural AND teh phunnie!! Caterdaemmerung wuz gud too – altho’ I persnly wud rather lissen tu kitteh’s yowlin tan Vargnur enny dai ob teh week.
tahnk u, SJ. As alwayz, ur sharp eye has picked owt mai own purrsonal favoriets – and ov coarse – teh triyoomf uv teh list is indeed “Miesterkitteh.” Wuz turribul training to fynd enything else even cloase! I played fur a bit with “Rosencatalier” cudda goan even with “Rosenkittehlitter” (which I just now thot ov)!
I know everywun duzn’t has to liek whut I lieks, butt r u shur abour the kitteh yowling? I meen – haz u ownlee a nodding akwaintunce with Wagner? Or has u gottin in deeper n still dint liek it? There r so meny bad recordings and bad produkshuns out tehere – and ov coarse, going to Purrsifal as a first trai wud be POYSIN.
O deer – now I sees Peral Fishers shudda maybe been Teh Purr-awl Fishers. Hmmmmm. Maybe this game is nawt fur mee!!
Mai daddy is beeeeg opra fan. An has awl teh Ring of tehr Nibelungenungenens. Which, as ju no, goze awn for abowt tree munfs. An I was subjekted tu tihs frawm anurly ayge. Okai, admittedly, was tea nayger an opra wus NAWT relevant tu mai intrests as nawt enuff blak eyeliner an picksy boots. But ai still finds it awl a bit showty, an I awlso finds teh Germin kwite hard tu lissen tu. Prefers teh Eetallyan.
Ur daddee sounds wunderbar! I lieks him awl reddee! Do u meen he has AWL the recordings of teh Ring of teh Nibelunenungenens? If so, he mite be interested to know taht mai voice teechur in Salzburg wuz Max Lorenz. wunz he sang a lot of the furst akt ov Walkiteh with me (he wuz Siegmund, ov corse, and I Sieglinde) in hiz studio. Wuz – amayzingree thrilling – to sing with a voyce liek taht.
And I must agreez, meny of teh erlee reordingz r quite shoutee. Helge Rosswaenge comes to mind, butt meny otters as well. But Germin duzn’t has to bee harsh. . .
And the Eetallyan – whut’s nawt to luv abowt teh Eetaliyan.
fun tawking to u abowt this!
Rosenkittehlitter!!! FTW!
Der Somnomnomnombula bai Donizetti iz wun ov mai favrits – ah did teh costyooms fur it a few yrs ago. Ah lyk 2 watch teh opera – teh storee maykes teh myoosik mayk teh sens 2 meh, butt ah lissens 2 Somnomnomnombula jus playn. is teh byootiful myoosik.
Ai wud laik it better with otters in, ai tink! I will menshun taht tu mai daddy – ai is philly….plisi….filys….. nawt bery culshured, but I sure he will nose Max Lorenz. Janet, ju obviussly has much talent and wins awn teh singing, mai vokal talents are restricted tu carry oakey. I doze a mean Tammy Wynette when I’s had a drinkie or too butt I doan tink it compairs !!
Oh, an Ryde of teh Valkittehs….lol – I has imajinins of teh kittehs wit teh helmits wit teh horns on ……. I calls teh Royl Opra Hows an sees if tehy wud laik tu staig it.
Mai mommah iz teh nut job. She used tu come inna morhings wif a spoon inna hand anna kolander onna hed and sing, “Your Breakfast is Red–DEE! Your Breakfast is Red–DEE!”
Not taht I am ennywherz neer to az nutty as her. Ahem.
Noze. Ob corse nawt. *gigglol*
Yep, Wagner’s Ring sykul goez on FUR EVAR. He not mai favrit opera composr. Dun kno wai, just dun liek him much. An teh singars dat sing him tend to showt, not sing.
German be qwite hard to sing in, it got all teh ichs an achs an shps and shts dat be not so eezy to get out. Eetallyan an Fransh be much eezier, tho Fransh kan get tricksy. Rushn be liek German, but I fink it be funner. German good fur angry songs–I doin a angry song rite nao by Kurt Weill (luv him!).
Janet, yu be LUCKEE to studee wif Max Lorenz. He be ecksellunt singar. I bin thinkin about studeeyin in Euroop (probly after I gradumakate), an Salzburg iz one of teh playces I thawt about. Tho I liek Vienna a lot. Wien, Wien, du traume sein…
ohh, i luvs yur comment!!! ai was jus thinkin… “FE gar o!”
Feeeee gatoooooooo!
kiddiz not so gud at oprea zo de ‘cedied to do mewiscal-
dis be da duet “anyfing u can sing I can sing higher…. I can sing anyfing higher den u
no u cant
yes I can yes I caaaaaaannnnn! (bof holdn hi note)
frum Annie getz yur gun……
momcat
ps- i misss luciano two…….
Can u baik a cherry pai?
wuz gonna say dey r two ov da tennors, butt den dat maded meh sad.
*sigh* i miss dat luciano.
I maeds a lolcat in memory of Luciano, but I don’t fink will get pubwished. Nawt shure if was in appropriate or nawt.
Iz witsh iz cud finnd pitchr tu cap, “Lolcat memoryal konsert.” Wif mannee loltuxs an prncess lolquins.
–Gramma, whut big teefs u has!
–Teh bettur foar to NOM cheezburgers wif, mah dear!
Grai kitteh lookz liek he be reddy to go “ka-runchh” on blak kitteh.
Blak kitteh lookz liek he yelin “Ouch” be4 teh grai kitteh bitez himz.
(Oops)
Nonono, grai kitteh, blak kitteh not teh cheezburgerz!!
“Pewturr” disagreez
wiff “Shaddo”‘s oapinnyun
ub canned Gooshee fud
“Shaddo” beez Oald Skool.
Lubz t3h sownd ub Elekktrikk
Bukkitz Oapenurr
“Pewturr” prefurrz t3h
elleganse ub “Fansee Feestz”
andz dayr Pullz-tawp-Lidz
Hewminz deesydez 2
switch 2 Krunchee Fud andz stawp
deez noyzee Cat-fytez
Jack.
noyzee kittehs nao
mayke tehyr ideeas noan bowt
teh pleh krunchee fud
*splort*
i wud watch it if kittehs were on.
kittehs MUCH moar attraktiv thanz dose idyutz on real Vyoo
so. okeh. nobuddy axted da kweshun. hao did da phtofro- fotogfre- *sigh* picher-taker getted 2 kittehs 2 yawns at da same time?? meny borin stuffs 2 say 2 dem? terkeeburgers? ternin up da heet?
Hi agin, ittehbitteh
Mai kittehs will yan lik tihs. Juzt liek peeps, wun seez tuther wun yan n den yanz tu. Den iz yan 3!
ROTFLMAO,
This is so perfect. Best cap ever. (long time lurker, etc.)
Hai, dr Alice. and long time lurker. I wuz wunz a long tiem lurker – wun dey decided to joyne in. . .
so – heer’s teh invitashun – Jump in entime! It’s moar fun than . . .a hole lot ov otterh things!
welkum dr Alice!!
glad 2 hav u joyn in!
thxbai
LOL
“Is da werld flat?”
“I dunno”
youtube.com/watch?v=ehWv_qlKxSg
“Nex on todaez sho…ensering kittn quesjuns abot da burds n beez”
DA – thanks fur SHARING!!! I had’t hurd taht. OMCC, who IS taht woman? Skeeree – cuz she can voat.
Watz ‘the’? Iz mispeled teh?
sumtimz u has to unlern wat u dun lerned. lolcats writin has whole new set uv roolz (but lukly, iz no big deel if u brakes em). General usage heer is teh, insteed uv the… it took me a few tryz to get it – n sumtimz still furget. (onlee problem is wen u starts thinkin in lolcat, n ketches urself writin teh or cheezburger in other sitchyuwashuns)
gud kweshun.
huh.
U ov awl peeple shud know teh anser.
mebbe it’s teh maclawflin groop?
We found what is causing so much glowball warmings, its kitteh breaths!
Nowt caused by cow farts???? I so dis..dissolu.. so let down.
I haz nebber hadd the taim to thinkz about teh earf’s roundness… i takes caer off my kittehs!
Ignore dis. aye be testing wordypress
o u NOES i cant folow dat rool!
OOOOH LUK AT MEEEE! I R REEDING UR COMENT!!!
REED REED REED!
…meh, i’z ovar it nao.
oh noes! is contagus lik yawns! naow yuz got mez duin it Teho
REED REED REED
halp!
momcat
Teho – sumtiems u r teh funniest purrson upawn teh fayce ov teh erth. I must luk away frum liddle reedee ayes or aye shall dye frum lak ov breth frum laffin.
Teho, ya got aiyee trax awl over it!!! Ewwww!
Dis ready eyes wot I looks liek every day readin lolcats!
Meeting of the Fang and Claw Society.
Can’t be The View — both kitties are too cute to be Rosie.
otay. gloogle ad at boddom say pichers of sliflis..siffilis gide. wood be good capshun foor vew?
Taht reminds me: Gotta see mai dentist (hoo Ai sekretly fancee) todai!
Nawt so sekretly nao – u tolded teh hole wurld on teh innerwebs!
ok, SJ… who iz Ambercat IRL?
ya dass wut i thot.
Huh, I wud no her ennyware. She’s teh wun with teh TTT an teh orinj kitteh floof. *snif ov disdayn*
…ryyyyyyyyyt. an hooz her demtiss? [aibraow ups]
Teh kewt guy in teh wite cote, ob cors. [rollsses eyes]
Ju fawgets Teho taht Ambercat an I iz bofe in Englund – an Englund is bery smawl kuntree an eberybuddy noze eberybuddy else.
pls to be teling Joel Veitch ands Jonti Picking O HAI frum me kthxbai
SJ, memmer me? An ma tawl blond fren? We da too krazee gals awn culchooral esschanj fur Patsee an Edeena! (Aye had da spraynd ankull when we stayd in Awcksfurd!) We wuz der in erlee 2002, an twice in 03, essept doze tiemz ma hubbee wuz wiff us. Memmer?!
An say Hi to Johnty Herndun an de Dawktr an Pawl wif Goldin Toors!!
Ai saw tehm awl tudai an sed “O hai”. An B! – hoo cud furget. I still laffs wen I rememememembrs sackly HAO ju spraynd ur ankl….. I hopes ju du nawt danss on teh tables nemore affter 43 glasses of tekeela.
But Ai didunt tell hom! Taht’s teh improtant bit! He herted me toodai, but Ai forgibs him. He herted mai wallet too, but he, Ai mean teh dennal treetment’s, werf it!
cSmall – La Sonomnomnombula iz FTW! I’m so jelous I dint think ov it!!!” And yes, teh music has teh lovelee! I saw a produkshun in (I think) Miani a coupla years ago, directed bai Renata Scotto – an she had Amina sleepwalkin on a TREE LIMB!!!!! Amaysinglee stoopee luking.
And just a few weeks ago, at the shicawgo Lyric, I saw her La Boheme. Again – reelee bad. Nawt enething obvious – jus enuff so audience peepls wud say – hmmmm – dis just dosnt luk quite rite.
And Nika – I’m reelee curious about ur moosical eddymakashun. Ur in New Ourleens, rite? Butt whut is yur major? U seem to bee doin so meny differunt moosical things. Cuz u sayed jerman is hard to sing in – but is nawt if u du it rite. So meny teechurs don’t know how to teech this.
An SJ – I dunt bleeve u r the philly. . . u knos SOOOOO mutch about so meny things. (But I must quicklee say – there r onlee 9 Walkittehs) Butt has u seen teh Susan Herbert cat buks (mai most maforiet of awl cat ilustrators.) Teh “Opera Cats” has a Brunnhilde (I think). If yew google her, u kin see (click on the top wun) large gallerey ov her pikshoors.
Srry – this is, ov corse, sposed to be up dere with teh rest of the diskusshun. I did sumthin funnee in the middle – wuz cross chekkin and fergot I wuz alreedy talkin and clicked on dis.
COZ – I wuz gonna say to Ambercat taht shirlee her sekret is saife – becuz teh OTTER dentist in teenee tinee Englund iz prollee reelee cyoot, too – and prollee yesterdai he also hurted meny peepls and wallets – so tehy dunt know which is which.
Butt I did nawt sai tehr wuz ten Valkittehs – I sed thehr wuz TEH Valkittehs. Did nawt spessifai nummer. Ju can has as menny Valkittehs (wit teh helmits wit teh hornz awn) as ju wantz. I susspek maibe ju has teh eyesite like I duz (ie nawt so hawt) an tis typefais beez bery smawl. NEwais, is nawt so impurtant – mai daddy was moosho impresso wit ur singin with the Max Lorenz. Do ju still sing professhunully?
i thought lolcats were supposed to have captions that were either snippets of monologue or simple descriptions of say, “dresser drawer cat” or “lungfish cat.” i don’t see how this fits.
Deer glaucon – I thinks u must explain a bit moar. U r nawt familiar with teh TV show (ABC in the moarning)? Or has nawt herd ov teh beeg fite between Elizabeth and Rosie O’Donnell own the show? If we knew whut it is u don’t know, we cud maybee splain it a bit bedder/
roolz, liek langwijj, is can be veri floowid, foreber subjek to chaeng an imterrip… intepert… imtrumpit… peepul reeds dem in der own waiz.
U means we maiks tihs stuff up as we goze allong, rite?
miet be jussa litl les kayotik dan dat. buts nawt much.
OMG!!! Aye spose wun uv us mite wanna watch da vyoo tumorrow, an see ef dey menshun dis!!!!
Duz da CCCart haz ayebawl bleech? Breth freshener? Lotsa bandayds wif poneez drawd on em?
Phew!
Hoo is teh braev volunteer hoo will doo this thing? Sumwun must maek teh sakriyce – tis as you say, B! – wud be interesting to know!
Heeeeheeee, yep it’s gotta be Babs and Star tagatha again Baybeee!
We be singin’ in de opera.
u no disturb.
Vampyr kittehs is in traynin fur Halloween
dat meens suun wright?
HAAAALELOUGHAH!
HAAAALELOUGHAH!
HALELOUGHAH, HALELOUGHAH!
(Cat-like Opera detected)
er…yah
Bombay – taht luks suspeehuslee liek a lot ov ho-yo-to-hos wif teh swoops awn the ends! Is rite? Meny LOLs!
Wow..! Very nice!
iz chickn sandwich . . . wif quackers?
Kitteh debate in House of Cat-mons.
Ju suk!!
Nao, ju suk!!
Ju sukx moar!
Jur mudder’s uglee!
(I paraphrase, but that seems to be the general approach to the “debate”)
this picture is full of good and win.
De beeg duit fer fellas fom I Puritani.
O r dey duin der Tasmanian Debil Impressins?
Imvisible hyooj, enorrmouse, gygantik CHEEZBURGER!!!
Open W I D E !
Da wun wit da biggest mouth is Rosie O’Donnell
dis beez vuwy gud. kthx.
LMAO…tooooo funny and I r not serprized
Sweeeeeeeeet Adeline ……
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Possibly bestest capshun eva!!!!
Indeed, it is a rather nice caption.
It’s a black and gray cat thing.
I used to watch that show… well not really but i knew people who did.
roflcopter!!!! dis capshun mayk meh happeh…teh view eez teh crap.
zomgZOMZOMAGOSMDF