Parental Block Cat Does not approve.
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i wuldnt mess whit dat kitteh!
can be disabled with cheezeburger
( CTRL + ALT + CHZBGR )
*mayks note on stikkee pad an putz it on monitur*
i culd needz tihs inna fyootcher.
*kitteh noms stikkee note*
kitteh, jus accause itz lello, duznt nesasserrily makez it cheez!
*makez annuther stikkee and hidez it frum strvin kat*
dun wry, kitteh can has short lernin kerv, it taest liek pleh, kitteh DONOTWANT
hahahaha LELLO, I say that too
fur steshka
i’z tried de CTRL + ALT + CHZBGR ober an ober but can noez
git kitteh ta reboot
got anee moar instrucshunz ??!?
cat-like butt-warming detected!!
*my Serenity-Squeezle has no laptop, must suffice with DSL and Wireless routers.*
haven’t you heard of the ‘one laptop for every kittybutt’ program? part of ‘no kitty behind left behind’?
Dis ecksplains a lot…
Hmmm, dat nawt postid whar I puttid it. ICHC borked agen?
Ok, Stend, taht is awl very well and gud, butt whut about teh kitteh right behind?
hims get teh left behind overs
ohnoes, mai pornoes!
i eated da bad stuff to keep u saf
Es dat lik “Ai finded yur pr0n but Ai eated et”?
Your pr0n has a flavr… it r not so graet akshoolly….
Tastez like teh onyon en mah cheezburger. DO NOT WANT!!! Meny Plehs.
yesh has a flavr…flavr of pleh
pron…nawt to be confyoosed with prawn…dif’rent ting all togedder!
Compluter acksess een ekstchandzhe fur cheezburglarplzkthx
One hours of surfing = 1 cheezburger . . . 2 B paid in advanse plz.
Luks liek taht will be HIGHLEE effective.
O skuz mai. U needz dis? Iz warm on mai bum.
hmmz if kitteh combinz wirts leg wit kitteh paw mebez to open secret kitteh levle! yes to ask decird cain nao to borrow teh cube
Diablo 2 reference! WIN!!
moo. moo moo. moo, moo moo-moo moo, moo moo moo m’moo, moo.
mooooo!
awww…
kitteh exprezzion laik:
“Ai dood kitteh laik typin too warmz mai burt. Ai noh u mad–but mai fase iz teh kyute. look! teh Kyute!!”
u has yr pyootr alredy. sees it? gots BIG screen riet behyne me. u can has.
dis wun MIEN.
also:
CAT-LIKE SITTING DETECTED
kitteh luks cawt in teh act. mebbe kitteh needs parentil blok?
Hee Hee. Nahtee kitteh ben wachen teh nahtee kitteh ackshuns. Lolcation!!
I thoughted that too. ” I weren’t lukin at teh pr0n Mummah. Honest.”
kitty p0rn !!!
413: Cat on keyboard error.
gfrnweoab32bqo greab feagfdagmro313
kITTEH On kEyb0arddddd error
lolz
mai bucky kitteh once typed up a document adn SAVED it.
He’s in cathoots wit de a great kitteh brodderhood. Dey be gettin togeder wit teh intertubes.
An taykin ober teh wurld?
Mah Tato kitteh must be ins on et. Him bid on sumfin on eBay. Very glads he not know hims need to conferm.
yer kittehs smrter then mai kitteh, who oncded changed teh naim ov too desktop shoretkuts.
Peach, the Angel Catburger, liked to open the cd tray … but he hadn’t typed since he was a kitten
Ebery time my kittehs stomp on d keybord, I copycats it and pastes it in speshul document called Kitteh Komposishuns.
is collecshun of kyute
mah kittehs doan type – but mah kitteh shadow useta play mah messages and eraser dem… peepel wuz awl mad at meh – wai dint u cawlls meh back, ertc. den i sawded him DO dat. den later i sawded him tryin 2 made a cawll. he hadded hiz liddle black toesies under da receever an was liftin it so quiet and slo…
prolly wuz prank cawllin…
Ohai, I’z cawlin for Homer? Homer Sekshual?
*kitteh laffter*
$ umount /dev/kitteh01
PEBCAT!!
Ur werk iz irelefant tu mah intrests.
U maek wiht teh skritches nao.
Teh pr0ns…
U no can has.
Oh hai! Pooter is mine naow. Ai can has cheesburger an snorgles den u get pooter.
What?
u come any closer an I will hoark up a hairbal on ur keeybord stoopy hoomin.
gayla – nyse to noh taht “hoark” reely iz a wurd n ai am nawt teh onlee wun hoo yoozes it. ai yooz it awl teh tyme wen tawkin bowt harebalz (NOT harblez…dem diffrunt). iz wot wee gramur junkeez cawl “onomatopoeia” (Merriam-Webster awnlyne sez: “1: the naming of a thing or action by a vocal imitation of the sound associated with it (as buzz, hiss) 2: the use of words whose sound suggests the sense”).
Hoark is a vereh fiun clasical wurd for furbal or other coffin up – is usu. spelt “hawk” but thatz not as catly.
An I strongly sujjest “furbal” for teh front end ejekta and “harbl” for – er, teh uther end.
mah kittehs must has aksent. dey
HAAAAAARKS
up harbals.
U pays meh for teh power-levelings, ryte?
Mai kompuutr. Not urs.
kitteh is better door than window.
must bai see-fru version of kitten neks tyme.
ob corz kitties like to sit in da window – so in, on, whutz the differenz?
Aye bet kitteh iz better OS dan Windoze too!
Tukksee Kitteh klaymz
keezboardz andz Majjik Windo
4 purrsonull yuse
Tukksee Kitteh goez
2 ICHCz. Much moar
bettah tahn Prozakkz
Kitteh tryz 2 krash
Majjik Windo bai layeeng
awll dem keez at wunce
Jack.
Ho Ay; axess iz reztriktd inzert cheezbueger ta unlook !
Mouse? What mouse? Don’t know what ur tawkin bout.
BUUUUURRRRRRP . . now whare did dat cord comes from ?
Going 2 b intrestin tyme in teh littah box tonite…
I can haz exlaxxx ?
speshalee if teh kord is eckstra long…ken yoo imajun wun end of mowse cummin owt kittehs bum and teh over hangin owt his mouf? Tee hee…berry joovenyl ai noh. Sowwy! Ai haz straynj sens uv hyoomor.
**tayks bow**
Dis bez moiz kynd of “Net Nanny”.
DO WANT!!!
Cat-like censorship campaign detected.
dis be my laptop! get ur own puter.
It’s an IBM Think Cat.
o noes! CSI: Cryme Seen Investegashun is about teh seksual fetesh AGAIN tonite. NO YOU CAN NOT HAS CSI. NOT FOR YOU.
Kitteh haz t3e gillty luk on hiz fays, duzn’t he? Kitteh iz kawt lookin at t3e gay prOn, duz’t no how to deLEte. We can has Senut Effics Comishyn nvstgaYshn nao, plz.
Kitteh wuz no in aerporrt bafroom. No nvstigehshun neededs.
Kitteh meerly has teh wide stantz…
LOL
what a great face!!
My dog tried to do this the other day.
Didn’t work out so hot for either of us.
dis kitteh luks like teh “Don Piano” kitteh……why eye eye……..
GMTA, Sally!
O myyyyyyyy Daaaaawwwwggg!!!!
oooo myyyyyyy daaawwwwwwg is mai offnest yoozd bazzword
peepl den sei Iz kreizy, littel do dey no….
I LOVE the OMD kitteh
I thought so too!
See, PROOF hoomin was lookin’ at pornz
“Oh long johnson!!”
Oh Long Johnson!
In his role as Parental Block Kitteh, Don Piano-cat is trying to shield you from any and all references to “long johnson” as those words in combination appear on his keyword blacklist
*snurk*
Oh Don Piano…why I eyes ya…
Himms look egsakly lyk Don Piano kitty! awl teh liv long dey!
Mom? Yoo ben luking at teh ICHC for owers agin. Ur eiz are glazed ober. Mom? Can yoo heer me?
Izzat O Don Piyaaaaanooo?
Haz similr fays, jus nawt kwite so mad an skeerd!!
LOL That’s the first thing I thought of when I saw this. Don Piano Cat does not approve of your intarweb viewingz!
My cat does this when I come home from business trips.
“hyoomin iz dun wif komputr. u pay attnshn 2 me now.”
New for ‘08, Windows Kitteh: may withhold secret data and report you to the FCC.
ohhai
So, who is hotazbabe? rlly? you is not vwing pron? hmmmm, luks lyke you iz. so dis jus come up wn u logs on? rlly? hmmmm
kitteh then plots to sell golfysticks on ebay for to gets revenge
Kitteh looks XACTALY like my puffkitteh PLOBES!!!!
be dat PLOBES?
Cat-like Web Surfing Detected
I can has da ayjed catnipz I finded on eBay?
Kthx
Parental Block kitteh luks liek Oh Don Piano, ai thinks.
Yuuu don wanna wurk on teh stoopy pikshur-masheen — yuuu wantz to plaaay wif teh kiiiiitteh, raaaaaaht? Snorgle now, pleeeeze? MMMMmmmmmrrrrrrrr?
Oh hai
who is hotazbabe? you be vewing pron? Oh rlly? jus commed up wen you logggeded on? Hmmmm. you donts no her? hmmmm…ok
kitteh thens to be selling golfsticks on ebay in retal-retail-to gets back at hims. thens to be download virus to make compooter sicky.
im on yr thinkpad
makin you switch 2 mac
I vote this MUST be “Oh Don Piano”!!
(hi everywun…I’m noo roun here…not so gud at lolspeaks yet…)
welcum to u bia! gald to hab u heer! don’t wury bowt ur lolspeak . dat cums wif tiem. nobuddy wil kik u owt if u don’t speek it. Graet peepl heer.
Hopes u injois da kittehs!
welcum to u! I habent been hier long eetha, but I kant stop speeking lolcat. (Can embaras mysef owt in publik)
u speekz lolcat like teh native if u axes me…
welcom!
VIRUS CAT: ‘RASING YER HARD DRIVE…
OWLCAT IS OWL
What?! My butt is cold….turn up the heat will ya?
XP Kitteh iz waten fur vista upgrayd.
NOOOO DO NOT WANT!!!!!!! plehplehplehplehpleh!
my laptop. you can use when i’m done. too bad. vwa hahahahaha
is not yor pr0nz. is my hapy place.
parental block cat is blocking. Ceiling cat is unhappy.
servs him riet
I lubs hw cutez the cat is
Hey, I got me one of those too.
i be thinkin kitteh looks moar liek his mommy come in. oh noes, bad kitteh. D: