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An nao, mai ayes r abowt to pop owta mai hed!
An i iz about ready to jumps outa mi skin
luks liek kitteh wont b gettin his 22.5 hawrs uv napz 2day. ai am nawt a profeshunul VET TECK, but it luks liek amfet……emphata…..ammpet…..teh SPEEED sied eefecks 2 mi.
*takes a moment to be a caretroll*
OMG that’s so AWFUL !!!
Think of the LOLPILLS!!!!
:(! Kitty eetid them, nao kitti’s mumma no can has!
Mommeh, ders free of u! free tiems teh snargles? free tiems teh cheezburgers?
Iz has teh munchees u nao.
wew, hewwo der elfinugget! nice too see u!
ohai! I be varee bizzy. Laet to klazz alreddy but I sittin’ heer on mah butt makin cheezburgur poztings.
OK fyn I goze to klazz. :P!
–Elfi
shee bee runnin fo da shelta
ov da momma’s liddle helpa
an to helpher on her wai
tru her berry buzy dai
Wat a drag it iz gettin alddd!
yu ain’t jus whisslin’ Dixie, kiddo!
maded me think of teh stonez 2 lawlz0rs!
Whooo hooo Woodchuck! Lukit YOOOOOO! Has u a Danse ov Joi taht u purrfur? We will awl join in - stateleelee or vigorouslee, I am shur! Or shud wun ov us just pik wun? Aye’ll wayte just a bit to see if you r tehre. Aye think moast of us kin slyde around awn r belleis if taht’s waht you’d liek.
To teh otter Coalishun ov teh Willing Dansurs. Pleese feel free to “jump in” with the sujjeshuns -
I ated mah oatmeel so now I is enerjized too dantz!~
Whooo hoooo!! Eberbuddee - moove on down a bit. There’s a bunch ov happee peepl tehre doin teh “Snoopee Danse” 7 fur our deer Woodchuck..
At furst, I thot they wuz sayin “Stoopee Danse” and I thot - taht won’t doo at awl fur Woodchuck, him been a loyer an awl!
U absolootlee luz teh Snoopy Danse!
OK, I iz a GURL loyer. An I musta gotten reel gud at it, sins nao I don eben hav tu praktis!
doan praktis makes perfekt? den u must bee perfekt!!
glad 2 heer ur nawt a demokat like dummbeldorfe… or wuz dat…? i fergits… o. nao i members: dummbeldorfe r thespian.
ah tink teh Elktrik Slyde iz gud wun fur dis pic…
*buzzzSwoopslyyyydezzz*
*shaykeshaykeshayke*
opps. missed teh Snoop dans - will joyn dat an sayve teh E-Slyde fur anodder not second
Tanks, JCH4C and teh rest ov teh Coalishun ov teh Willing Dansurs!
I’m owta breff frum awl teh dancin!
An I lurnt a noo wun from babycakes — scroll doun fur teh Snoopy Dans! Purrfect fur a woodchuck (Duznt kneed teh agil, ajil, teh graysphulnis).
grace slick kitty doesn’t remember the 70’s, but she’s sure she enjoyed them
“Sure I take dolls, I gotta get some sleep! I gotta get up at 5 o’clock in the morning and Sparkle Neely, Sparkle!”
vallee of teh dawls…ftw!
oh hai, iz srry for eatin ur pillz klol.
I thinks kitteh may be es espial… spesh..vry srry, vry shortly.
Y O Y didnt I tak BLOO pill?
Fawlo teh wite lolrabbit…
nok-nok neeo
exstasy kiteh iz off ravin
Tehy wer on teh flor, so tehy wer myne, rite?!
Cors tehy wd awlso be myne ifn tehy ws in teh cupbored or in ur hanbag ur awn teh taybul ………
Dat rite! Stuf on teh flor b long 2 goggies. Iz 2 gud et offen de flor. (Don klen plates neethur)
Tinks: Nex tyme mai kitteh needs teh pils, Ai shud jus drop tehm on teh flor an she wil nom nom nom tehm, no prawblem! No mor fitey fitey swarin an poyntey endz!
mai ecs hubby had a kitteh, dat wuz onlee wai to gib da pillz. Wurked, too!
Reelee? Dat’s amayzing! But Aye spose ef yur kitteh wuz liek dat, it cood werk….. Ma kittehs wuz choosee in der floor eetins….Aye gess da fud Aye giv dem wuz purtee good!
Don eet pillz lil buddy! U don no wear they bin!
Oh kitteh … le sigh …
You did sayv sum faor to shair …
Right?
I wuz wonderin wheer mai happi pillz wheer. Now deprsh… depresh… sad wil come back : (
Has nobody noticed?
Kitteh ate teh Viagras!
PERMANENT HAPPITAIL!
Oh noes! Mah furst snorking of tastee bevridge all over teh keybored! Is dere a spunj in teh CCC (Cyoot Crash Cart)?
P.S. Welkum bak, TC, an teh angel-spirrit ob teh Belubbed Catburger
hehehehe
yay, mine furst “made me spit/snort/spew/splort hot beverage onto screen/keyboard” post!
reminds me of the time my mom took us out to breakfast one morning and she had her hot chocolate come back through her nose
some asian guys were sitting nearby, going on in their native language … until it was obvious they were pantomiming my mother … PSSHHH!!! *hands miming explosion from nose*
hot chocolate coming out of mother’s nose: funny.
asian dudes cracking up and pantomining it: priceless.
Prozack for everbodie ! ! ! !
(I can haz intervension?)
Happi dances goes to woodchuck for being way aheadd of second! ! ! !
Ha ha ha ha, didnt say the F word, didnt say the F word.
NEW RULE:
Can not says anything about not saying furst.
You sayed furst by saying can not says anything about saying furst, furst !
What’d i just say?
Deer LL - sorree - I didn’t come down heer far enuf to see taht u wuz alreddee dansing. VERRY nice ov u. I’m thinkin sum peeple dunt care so mutch fur teh dansing - nawt taht there’s enething rong with taht.
N i luved ur response heer - aye thot playin with furst wuz fun.
Taek hart - awl those hoo r tyred ov it - sumdai, tihs too will pass!
I likes the dansin.
Maybe we can do teh snoopy danse for woodchuck?
slide to the left
slide to the right
steal blankie from Linus
danse danse danse
fall asleep
i LUV the snooopy dans. i plays da muzix on mi piano fur u nao!
oh yesh
good idea M’OS!
oops I did meanze MO’S
sowwy!
aim dansin too! ai lieks ‘teh steel blankie an fall sleep’ part– iz been tooo lawng wiffout teh sleepies… stoopy skool.
We sll canz be habing the danzes ane times and ane wheres, i jest woked up FURST and gots here erley dis mornin ! ! !
Oh, hai. I maded u rule but I brokeded it.
Gud monring, Kathleen. Got ur dansing shoos awn!
(OMCC - aye sayed “shoos.”
BETCH!!
LOL! *grabs blankie, hops 3 times, falls asleep*
Yay, B! Rite on cue, as alwayz!
love it!!
[joins the dansing noaw]
I lubs habbin all dees dansin partnrs! An teh Snoopy Dans is purrfect! Yoo hasn’t libbed until yoo has seen a woodchuck slydin’ to teh lef, slydin’ to teh ryte, steelin a blankee and waevin it awl arown!
(Tanks, babycakes, for teh Snoopy Danc!)
Dis is alwais teh plays fur FUN!
woodchuck - u is so full ov the kyoot. U reminds mee very much ov a charackter frum THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS. I know - tehre is no woodchuck tehre - butt if tehre WERE, it wud bee liek u.
Imdibisibul woodchuck?
Dis eksplanes y teh orange tabi was so depressed a few daze ago. U stoled his zoloft. Shame on u.
Kitteh ate mah pillz?
My depression. Let me show you it. Without mah pillz.
O1! Der bnsheee!!
O! DATZ scrry!!!
Oooo noooooz!1!!
Alice kitteh taeks teh pilz
2 fallow teh wite lolrabbit
hookah smokink kat-r-pillir toldz her to do it