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An nao, mai ayes r abowt to pop owta mai hed!
An i iz about ready to jumps outa mi skin
luks liek kitteh wont b gettin his 22.5 hawrs uv napz 2day. ai am nawt a profeshunul VET TECK, but it luks liek amfet……emphata…..ammpet…..teh SPEEED sied eefecks 2 mi.
*takes a moment to be a caretroll*
OMG that’s so AWFUL !!!
Think of the LOLPILLS!!!!
Mommeh, ders free of u! free tiems teh snargles? free tiems teh cheezburgers?
Iz has teh munchees u nao.
wew, hewwo der elfinugget! nice too see u!
ohai! I be varee bizzy. Laet to klazz alreddy but I sittin’ heer on mah butt makin cheezburgur poztings.
OK fyn I goze to klazz.
!
–Elfi
shee bee runnin fo da shelta
ov da momma’s liddle helpa
an to helpher on her wai
tru her berry buzy dai
Wat a drag it iz gettin alddd!
yu ain’t jus whisslin’ Dixie, kiddo!
maded me think of teh stonez 2 lawlz0rs!
Whooo hooo Woodchuck! Lukit YOOOOOO! Has u a Danse ov Joi taht u purrfur? We will awl join in – stateleelee or vigorouslee, I am shur! Or shud wun ov us just pik wun? Aye’ll wayte just a bit to see if you r tehre. Aye think moast of us kin slyde around awn r belleis if taht’s waht you’d liek.
To teh otter Coalishun ov teh Willing Dansurs. Pleese feel free to “jump in” with the sujjeshuns -
I ated mah oatmeel so now I is enerjized too dantz!~
Whooo hoooo!! Eberbuddee – moove on down a bit. There’s a bunch ov happee peepl tehre doin teh “Snoopee Danse” 7 fur our deer Woodchuck..
At furst, I thot they wuz sayin “Stoopee Danse” and I thot – taht won’t doo at awl fur Woodchuck, him been a loyer an awl!
U absolootlee luz teh Snoopy Danse!
OK, I iz a GURL loyer. An I musta gotten reel gud at it, sins nao I don eben hav tu praktis!
doan praktis makes perfekt? den u must bee perfekt!!
glad 2 heer ur nawt a demokat like dummbeldorfe… or wuz dat…? i fergits… o. nao i members: dummbeldorfe r thespian.
ah tink teh Elktrik Slyde iz gud wun fur dis pic…
*buzzzSwoopslyyyydezzz*
*shaykeshaykeshayke*
opps. missed teh Snoop dans – will joyn dat an sayve teh E-Slyde fur anodder not second
Tanks, JCH4C and teh rest ov teh Coalishun ov teh Willing Dansurs!
I’m owta breff frum awl teh dancin!
An I lurnt a noo wun from babycakes — scroll doun fur teh Snoopy Dans! Purrfect fur a woodchuck (Duznt kneed teh agil, ajil, teh graysphulnis).
grace slick kitty doesn’t remember the 70’s, but she’s sure she enjoyed them
“Sure I take dolls, I gotta get some sleep! I gotta get up at 5 o’clock in the morning and Sparkle Neely, Sparkle!”
vallee of teh dawls…ftw!
oh hai, iz srry for eatin ur pillz klol.
I thinks kitteh may be es espial… spesh..vry srry, vry shortly.
Y O Y didnt I tak BLOO pill?
Fawlo teh wite lolrabbit…
nok-nok neeo
exstasy kiteh iz off ravin
Tehy wer on teh flor, so tehy wer myne, rite?!
Cors tehy wd awlso be myne ifn tehy ws in teh cupbored or in ur hanbag ur awn teh taybul ………
Dat rite! Stuf on teh flor b long 2 goggies. Iz 2 gud et offen de flor. (Don klen plates neethur)
Tinks: Nex tyme mai kitteh needs teh pils, Ai shud jus drop tehm on teh flor an she wil nom nom nom tehm, no prawblem! No mor fitey fitey swarin an poyntey endz!
mai ecs hubby had a kitteh, dat wuz onlee wai to gib da pillz. Wurked, too!
Reelee? Dat’s amayzing! But Aye spose ef yur kitteh wuz liek dat, it cood werk….. Ma kittehs wuz choosee in der floor eetins….Aye gess da fud Aye giv dem wuz purtee good!
Don eet pillz lil buddy! U don no wear they bin!
Oh kitteh … le sigh …
You did sayv sum faor to shair …
Right?
I wuz wonderin wheer mai happi pillz wheer. Now deprsh… depresh… sad wil come back : (
Has nobody noticed?
Kitteh ate teh Viagras!
PERMANENT HAPPITAIL!
Oh noes! Mah furst snorking of tastee bevridge all over teh keybored! Is dere a spunj in teh CCC (Cyoot Crash Cart)?
P.S. Welkum bak, TC, an teh angel-spirrit ob teh Belubbed Catburger
hehehehe
yay, mine furst “made me spit/snort/spew/splort hot beverage onto screen/keyboard” post!
reminds me of the time my mom took us out to breakfast one morning and she had her hot chocolate come back through her nose
some asian guys were sitting nearby, going on in their native language … until it was obvious they were pantomiming my mother … PSSHHH!!! *hands miming explosion from nose*
hot chocolate coming out of mother’s nose: funny.
asian dudes cracking up and pantomining it: priceless.
Prozack for everbodie ! ! ! !
(I can haz intervension?)
Happi dances goes to woodchuck for being way aheadd of second! ! ! !
Ha ha ha ha, didnt say the F word, didnt say the F word.
NEW RULE:
Can not says anything about not saying furst.
You sayed furst by saying can not says anything about saying furst, furst !
What’d i just say?
Deer LL – sorree – I didn’t come down heer far enuf to see taht u wuz alreddee dansing. VERRY nice ov u. I’m thinkin sum peeple dunt care so mutch fur teh dansing – nawt taht there’s enething rong with taht.
N i luved ur response heer – aye thot playin with furst wuz fun.
Taek hart – awl those hoo r tyred ov it – sumdai, tihs too will pass!
I likes the dansin.
Maybe we can do teh snoopy danse for woodchuck?
slide to the left
slide to the right
steal blankie from Linus
danse danse danse
fall asleep
i LUV the snooopy dans. i plays da muzix on mi piano fur u nao!
oh yesh
good idea M’OS!
oops I did meanze MO’S
sowwy!
aim dansin too! ai lieks ‘teh steel blankie an fall sleep’ part– iz been tooo lawng wiffout teh sleepies… stoopy skool.
We sll canz be habing the danzes ane times and ane wheres, i jest woked up FURST and gots here erley dis mornin ! ! !
Oh, hai. I maded u rule but I brokeded it.
Gud monring, Kathleen. Got ur dansing shoos awn!
(OMCC – aye sayed “shoos.”
BETCH!!
LOL! *grabs blankie, hops 3 times, falls asleep*
Yay, B! Rite on cue, as alwayz!
love it!!
[joins the dansing noaw]
I lubs habbin all dees dansin partnrs! An teh Snoopy Dans is purrfect! Yoo hasn’t libbed until yoo has seen a woodchuck slydin’ to teh lef, slydin’ to teh ryte, steelin a blankee and waevin it awl arown!
(Tanks, babycakes, for teh Snoopy Danc!)
Dis is alwais teh plays fur FUN!
woodchuck – u is so full ov the kyoot. U reminds mee very much ov a charackter frum THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS. I know – tehre is no woodchuck tehre – butt if tehre WERE, it wud bee liek u.
Imdibisibul woodchuck?
Dis eksplanes y teh orange tabi was so depressed a few daze ago. U stoled his zoloft. Shame on u.
Kitteh ate mah pillz?
My depression. Let me show you it. Without mah pillz.
O1! Der bnsheee!!
O! DATZ scrry!!!
Oooo noooooz!1!!
Alice kitteh taeks teh pilz
2 fallow teh wite lolrabbit
hookah smokink kat-r-pillir toldz her to do it
nawtee kitteh – to teh vet wif u to getz tummeh pumpeded!
but firs, pleeze to drink waters fur mai furry tung!
lorrtabb, i has it!!!
lolresets…ok lorrtabb is teh funnehr. i luld!
I haz seen soming, /cries in cornir
:(
well hello..
lets teleport to my medysin catinet fer sum moor speeders
dis maeks me laff…win!
Oh noez, kitteh! Now we needz to take u to teh hopitel and dey makes u drink charcole… *ikee ikee bleh bleh phooee!* Now tell mummy how u gots teh botel openz wif no oposibil thums…
mebbe is related to macavity?
*lolspeek off*
we had to do this when my son wasn’t even 2 yet. Somehow he got the “child-proof” cap off of an almost brand new bottle of children’s Advil Cold. Call Poison Control, off to the hospital. Little man got to have a whole cup of liquefied charcoal.
He’s five now. Still hates grape medicine. LOL Was scary, but we can laugh now.
happee! happee! joi! joi!
i no unnerstan dis kapshun.
iz u are meaning “i’z founded de pillz n i’z b eated em”?
*finded, eeeben
mebbe teh pillz fuxxored kitteh’s abilitee 2 lolspeek?
oooooo dis iz scrry 2!!1
Deh kitteh spkz bttr wid pilz???
po kitteh!
onceded i herded dat dere wuz a condishun whereded if a hoomun got knokded on de hed area on da brane (not all hyumans gots da brane in d hed area) , dat hooman wuld sppeek wif a fRench! accentage. mebbee dis a varyashun on dat syndrum.
or not.
De syndrom where da person speaks wit accent iz called . . . foreign accent syndrome. Certain bwain injuries mess up da language center uv da bwain. People wit it speak funny and some sound fwenchy, or brit, or german, or russian. Butt since itz due to bwain injury, itz not really de accent and noone from de land uv de accent would say da itz dey’re accent.
weeeell, kitteh mite speek hoomin bettr wif pllz
mah sistr iz lernin teh Korean, mebbe she kin speek bettr wif pllz?
Ah will put forth teh proporsition tu mah distingwisheed colleeeeg an sista, Dr BeSmall, an get bak 2 u wen she stawp yellin at meh dat ah am at werk an shud b werkin…
>^.^<
Waz meybe smart pillz ? Me be needin dose sumtimes (& a few odders i knowz to).
Den there is doze that taked the smart azz pills, DO NOT WANT
Is verry troo, whut u says up tehre. Wehn aye wuz furst lernin to speek teh jerman, aye spoke MUTCH moar flooentlee after a nice glass ov wine (or two).
Mai fronsays bees mush bedder when I’z under teh affluence of incohol.
k. i can had a lawng “diskusshuns” wif teh distingwisheed Dr BeSmall, an she sais teh pllz r not so grate 4 helping langwige skillz.
Dr BeSmall advises chocolit 4 hoomins an gooshiefuds 4 menny legged langwige lerners. I thot a smahrt hat mote help, but she sais nooooooooooo.
Wayell, haz she evar wored da rubber gluv chikkin hed hat (wif drawrings on em) wen lernin noo langwidj?
It werks fur me!!!
hehe!
she iz a langwige teechur – im colledge! ov corse she MUST ware teh smahrt rubber glub hat 2 halp her styoodents 2 lernings!!
taht an teh chocolit.she will hab vry smahrted styoodents b4 lawng – ah will hab anodder “diskusshuns” wit her abowt her tekneek.
I shoot da poooool (ya noe, billyurdz) much betta afta wun glas ov wiyn! Butt wif tu glassz of wiyn, not so gud.
Kitteh sai :
My goodness, those tablets which I swallowed are having a most unusual effect. Quite apart from the fact that my eyeballs are bulging out of my head, I appear to be speaking the Queen’s English. I wonder how lawng tihs wil go awn furrrrmrrreeowww.
Floor pillz fur Aljernon!
Mmmmmm, floor pillz…..
Flowers for Algernon ref FTW!!!1!
But aie repeet yersef…
Luk, Teho!! She’s doin it agayn.
Fitzsilence fitzgolden! Oofitz wanna talkwitz anahoo?
mebbe dat peeple be noo. Dey not fl…flew…can lolspeak rite.
This one time, at band camp…..
band camp @_@
“Ever body got a dope dealer on speed dial”
Nickelback! FTW!
my eyes feel like their gonna bleed
dried up and bulging out my skull…
old but still good
No Nickleback FTL. pleh!
GREEN DAY FTW! W00T!!!1!!!
no sayed cuz dat be line in Nickelback song…I no like NB but was funneh line for lolcat…
Hey Alice…r u 10 feet tall or am I?
Say Hi to dat rascwally wabbit for meh, k?
1 pilz makz U bggr… 1 pilz makz U smll…
Werz teh lil’ whit buny go?
A teh onez dat muthr givs yu doan do annyting at awl…
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha. Gawd, my eyeballs! Ha ha ha…
Xcuse mee, wut dimenshun r we in? Plzthx.
akshully, im jest lyke tihs nachrully but teh pillz mayk a gud ecksqs.
Canuck cat sez, “i had a dubble-dubble* den i had anudder dubble-dubble den i had sum red bull den anudder dubble-dubble… are dere two of you or am i imaginen that? anyway den I had anudder dubble-dubble…”
(*dubble-dubble iz wat teh Canadians callz large coffee with two milk and two sugarz from TIM HORTONZ)
U maded me LOL! Now I has stranj urge to go gets a dubble dubble.
mmmmm, tim hortonz…I can has cheese biskit..2 pweese! And a snak pak ov tim bits 4 teh kidz! kthx!
mmm… BITS!
(what we allus sed when driving by TH’s on way fro day-twa to stratford)
yep, got to hab teh bits! my goggie lieks dem, too…starts drooling when we go to teh drivethru! teh girlz givez her a timbits for being good goggie!
dubble dubble is faaar…no dubble dubble here wher i iz naow. R-cat yew makes missez teh Timmeez! Ezpeshlee teh ayced kapp…mmm ayced cappusheenao
mmm, need ayced cap rite nao!
There is eben a Timmeez in Kandahar! Teh soldiers needs teh dubble dubble to fight eff..eflec…to fight goods and keeps up morales.
yep teh soljurs NEEDS teh coffeez…I wunder if it teasts teh saem ober dere? I know, but u nebber noes!
Meant to add that Iz sowee there r no Timmeez where u is.
Hmmm, in SoCal, an a fyoo uther playsis, we haz In ‘n Out Burger. Der dubble dubble iz too beef, too cheeeez. Iz much yummers!
Yoo kin get proteen style, which iz no bun, rapt in lettus. Yoo kin git aminal stile, which is liek a dubble dubble dubble, for meets n cheese!
Ma fave is Goggee stile, which is a single burger pattee fur yor pupper!
heer in teh grate state ob Calliforny….. a ” double double” meens onli ONE ting…..a DOUBLE CHHEZBURG !!!!!!!! frum teh “in-n-oouwt” drivy truu plac…..
wee Callifornnyianz nom nom nom nom teh double doulbe ebbry wherez awl teh teim……dey r bery nominomable…..
jest sayin
oops, ai dinn scrolly downz farest enuff, ai do beg ur pardun B! ai dint seez ur posty……
tehy’er a lowt moor in-n-owts up heers in teh norse partz ob teh state noaw….
(butt teh berry berry bestest ob teh cheezburgers iz teh FATBURGER w/ cheez. le sigh…….ohhh how ai missessess teh fatburger w/ cheez….n piklez n loawts ob mayo ….n …lerttuceses……WWAAAAAA der be nuffin lik dat rond heer……..
HELLO kittee!
http://www.wannasmile.com
the orange wuns wer poysin, rite? i no eet.
selektiv kitteh r selektiv
Dis kitteh bee teh Posturboi fur sum childpruf cap caretroll! Bwahahhaahhaha
I laffed so hard at dis cyute kittehs face an wurds mai sun gabe mee teh eyeroll uf disdain.
oh noes u puur ting, teh “eyeroll ob distain” luky u a mom, r tehy immmunez to teh EOD ????
Georgekitteh of Jungle sez:
“javajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajava”
you, YES YOU, need to go outside. right now.
where they have the biggest rope bridge you’ve ever seen.
(ooh. yeeeeaaaahhhh! )
(watsch owt fer dat…)
ha! i iz fasterr an moar nimbel den stoopy tree.
Kitteh say: I taked dez pillz an den I seed dem! Der r aliens here! Dey r da orangz ones! nebber seed dem b4! Dey beeztakin me bak 2 da mommie ship? DO NOT WANT!!!
((Kitteh needs some downs an a safe plass to sleep dis off))
Goggee downrz!
Puppie yupperz!
We goes for icecreems? REALLY??? YAY!!!!
Mostest happiestest kitteh in teh werld!!!
Well dees obio..ovia..cleary not teh pillz form your mommeh, dem dun do noffin
Can u tells meh iffen Ai’s beeg or smoal?
Ai thawt it waz cheezburgur flavor!
Moar plz?
teh pills was insyde cheezburgr, nom nom nom nao i flying on cheexburgr dust!
(I wish my cat would take his pills! he finds them in everything we use to hide them).
we has to give pills to my goggie dis week and she takes dem so gud! we put them in a little cheese and she gobbles dem right up…kitteh says u can’t phool mee! her 2 smrt for us…try to hide them in tuna and treatz and her says…pleh! to pillz and eats the treat, leaves teh pill!
Let’s quit the liquify, shall we?
I can see thru time!
Woww..me too..
NE1 els see teh kitteh singng “Cat? ima kitteh-cat. N I danse danse danse n I danse danse danse”?
I lubs the kitteh kat dance ! ! ! ! !
and I lubs teh kitteh kat dance. Isn’t it amaizing taht we r living NAO and able to enjoi this?
Lucki us!
OMG teh Kittehcat Danse!!! Lurves it!
Caffeine Kitteh says: Kin wes goe to Starbukes? I wants tripple caf nonfat latte Plese Plese?
“Cat? I’m a kittehcat ! And I dance, dance, dance, and I dance, dance dance” Veree gud. I almost forgetted it. I has remembered naow. Thanx!
Whut a drag it iz gettin ol
“Kittehz r diffrnt todai,”
Ai heer evry mommee sai
mommee can has sumthin todai 2 calm herz daon?
N tho her not rly ill
Derez a lil yello pill
Her goez runnin 4 teh sheltr ov a mommeez lil halpr
N eet halps her on her wai, gitz her thru her bizzee dai
“Tings iz diffrnt todai,”
Ai heer evry mommee sai
Cookin fresh foodz 4 a hubbeez just a drag
So her baiz an instant caik n her burnz her frozed stayk
Her goez runnin 4 teh sheltr ov a mommeez lil halpr
N 2 halps her on her wai, gitz her thru her bizzee dai
Doktr pls, I can has sum mor ov dese kthxbai
Owtsyde teh dor, her takez 4 mor
Whut a drag it iz gettin ol
“Men jus arent teh saym todai”
Ai heer evry mommee sai
Dey jus no preshernatez dat u git tiredz
Them so hard 2 satisfai, u can has tranq…traynk…calmins ov ur mynd
So go runnin 4 the sheltr ov teh mommeez lil halpr
N 4 halp u thru teh nite, halp 2 meeneemyz ur plyt
Doktr pls, I can has sum mor ov dese kthxbai
Owtsyde teh dor, her takez 4 mor
Whut a drag it iz gettin ol
“Life’s jus mooch 2 hard todai,”
Ai heer evry mommee sai
Teh purrsoot ov teh happyness jus seemz a bore
N if u taik mor ov doz, u can haz ovrdose
No mor runnin 4 teh sheltr ov a mommeez lil halpr
Dey jus halpd u on ur wai, thru ur bizzee dyin dai
win!!
Ai postd a funnee song…but WordPres eated it:(
Lemme try dis agin kthxbai
Whut a drag it iz gettin ol
“hoominz r diffrnt todai,”
Ai heer evry kitteh sai
Kitteh can has sumthin todai 2 calm hims daon?
N tho him not rly ill
Derez a lil yello pill
Him goez runnin 4 teh sheltr ov a kittehs lil halpr
N eet halps him on hims wai, gitz him thru hims bizzee dai…
Wz the wurdprss eyz as big as deh kittehz?
I can has kitteh’s lil halpr?
hahaha funny stuff
. Little gato looks so happy!
Heheh – supermega WINS!!
Could also be:
“I founded u sum LOLpillz, but I eeted ‘em.”
Or similar.
“Eye doant liek teh drukz, but teh drukz liek meh”
MANSON FTW! YEAH!
Iz rlly rlly pretty kitteh…wit caramelly stripeys. Pretty iIz too
i’s so xcited, so xcited…so scar’d
Babysitter’s nightmare. *shudders*
We can goez to teh Didsniwhirld? Canwe? Canwe? Huh? Mom? Canwe? Yeah? Gowan pliz, itz laik rillyrillyrilly awsum, canwe?
lolpills. I can has dem?
sad kitteh is now happe kitteh
teh pills messd up teh kitteh so bad,
kitteh can no longer spell “eated” proprly
Yearbook Cat voted Cat Most Likely to…
Sorry Girlkid is a HS senior and it is Yearbook this-Senior photos that-announcements-ceremony-tickets…
I can has trkwlzr tronk trenk-happypill too?
Level IV soda-spray alert from that picture.
teh snozberrees tayst liek snozberreessssssssss….
Dis almos not funneh (almos, I sed). Wen R goggie was a 60-lb. puppeh, himz gotz ma dottir’s Strattera. Us called teh vet, an he sed to gib teh puppeh peroxide to make him frow up, so us did (hadda use a turkey baster) an himz did–all over teh sofa. Den he luks at us like, Y u do dis to ur poor innersent puppeh?
Poor kitteh, mommah gib u peroxide, u be nappin agin in no tiem.
FYI hydrogen peroxide does not induce vomiting in cats. There is nothing that you can give cats that have ingested toxins to get them to throw up. It is quite effectivfe in dogs, though.
Now if only I can figure out how to get them not to throw up when we want that….
yureeeka!!
i got da anser 2 dat wun. u puts dem on sumfin dat matches deir color xactly. putz da blak kitteh on a blak swetter – he wont frow up!! puts him on da wite swetter – he gonna haaaaark up sumfin nassty. i gone cawll dis wun: da camaflage cure.
course, iz no gud 4 findin kitteh 2 gibes pleh-like medisins, an deres da steppin-on-da-cat sindroam…
I can has Ritalin?
pleez 2 refur 2 yesdais innervenshen paij fur krrak nomnomnus numnumber.
luks liek teh kittehs i’z be ziggy-zaggin bak and forf reelly fast.
Doan needs pills… Hyper kitteh founds dis:
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
Srsly. His faze freezeded ROFLMAO afta hittin Matthew 1…
i feelz that dis captun shuld have a “!” at da end.
Dis kitteh look much happiez bout pillz!
Can I have some of those pills? Pretty please???
I can haz sinus pills from )’( for kitteh!
I can haz sinus pillz from teh Burning Man, plz?
No ones will be teh noticing!
Not one bit.
U can tern ur bak on a kitteh, but, nevah tern ur bak on a drug. Especelli wen itz wavin razor-sharp teefs in ur eye.
Gramma whut big ayes u haz!
Pill kitteh becums x-tuh-see kitteh.
As an ex-addict addicted to many pills this is by far one of the most funny LOL cats i’ve seen you post! Hahahahahhahahahaahhahahaha!
uhm, jess, bud joo maid pitty sike…scikadel…ick..70’s crazy pic four you xnaid the drugs, ride? so pitty wid kolures.. ai ken hev green en bwoo cheezburger wid bwak bug en middel?
Skarfais kat haz finnisht teh piel
Kitteh iz goin’ wild, wheee!
audr in teh neggs 10 minits en get “Kittehs gone wile” fur da lolo prize $5.
Ifn audr wid “Goggies gone wile” oenle $7. audr naw naw naw
Dis must b wun of teh brel…brilla…MOST FUNNY lolcapshons EVAH.
Srsly, if you haz kitteh who gits ur pillz, (ar kitteh tooked our Cymbalta, bad kitteh!), u can call kitteh poison control and they tells ur vet how to fix, how other kittehs did after eating pillz, etc. They saved ar kitteh!
Is at ASPCA: http://www.aspca.org/site/PageServer?pagename=pro_apcc
yay saved kittehs!
Luk, kitteh, wha taikin de pilles du 2 yr spehlin! Nuttin dun rait – awl en hyumin speak.
N wadda bout puhhr black kittehs hu wanna jump cuz no v pilles?
Now for to be placing frantic call to tehz emergency vet please?
Must make sur u know teh exact millagrhamz of teh pillz an’… o fur gets it, jest bring them the bottle!
Wha boddo? Foun on striet whar blag kittehs droppem!
Ize seen duh Stones las yeah an dez gettun aaaawwwlllddd! Din’t ai tellz ju ahl, pillz iz baaaaaaaad fur yaz???? sigh..
Oh, hai! I found yer Prozac!
Yew needs to refill now, btw.
Dis is your kitteh
Dis is your kitteh on drugs
i hope it wasn’t ecstasy. i hear thats really valuable nowadays!
Call meh Britney!
oh mai gut
That is so cool its mi bebo pic
o man. D: druggie kitteh nex trip be reehab? sai hai to brittany for meh !
Oh my god, a literate person stumbles a website!!<- literate lol cat
its on drugs man like omg like dude theres things like up in his grill like omg like really i like cant beleve it like how did u get like that picture like omg really like dude omg like i cant like beleve like omg omg like i cant beleve it dude..
ohehmjee de kitteh on druhgs
200th post!
tha kitteh fownd xtc
HI WHO EVER ARE YOU SO DO YOU HAVE ANY WORKOUT OH SO WHO ARE YOU AND IF YOU TELL ME WHO IS YOUR GIRL
Ohmaigawd wut dit thei say on teh boks? I tink I might’ve has a fjoe 2 O_o
Oh noes dat kitteh iz an addcict
Oh hi there. Charles the cat here. Incognito, mates.