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are dese rly chickn’s? they luk laik ducks
Yah. I fink iz moar kitn sammich awn dukee.
in any kase, tho, its poultry in motion!1!
u kwack me up (dose r dux)
L! I B!!!
iz smilin so wide kant fink ov anytink ta say
want all tree ov dem
uze guys iz hailareeus. Can’t bleeve nobuddy make patay joke. don’ know nun uv ya, but I luv ya!
sxuse me dare…..u have any greay popon per chance?
poop on wut? :O
grey poop???!!!?? sounds lak sumbudy is sick or sumpin
too b prventing confuzion, “gayla34″ iz referzing tu “Gray Popon”, a type of mustard, from France.
*duz de ducky dances*
“cuz thets sum funee sh”
**RRRIIINNNGGG**
“oops goda get teh fone.”
Tihs must be whar we iz dansing the Celebrashun Danse of Joy fur homescribe.
duckee dances duz sound liek fun. Duck, duck, goose, goo . . .I’m doinf it rong. Traies again.
waddle, waddle, duck, duck
run, run, flap, flap
step, step, twirl rite, triwl left – got it now.
waddle, waddle. . .
U knoes “Teh Burd Dants” peepls does at ‘merican weddings? Teh French vershun is called “La Danse Des Canards” (”Teh Duk Dants”). We can does?
C’est la danse des canards
Qui en sortant de la mare
Se secouent le bas des reins
Et font coin-coin
Faites comme les petits canards
Et pour que tout l’monde se marre
Remuez le popotin
En f’sant coin-coin
À présent claquez du bec
En secouant vos plumes avec
Avec beaucoup plus d’entrain
Et des coin-coin
Allez mettez-en un coup
Maintenant pliez les g’noux
Redressez-vous…
(Refrain)
Tournez, c’est la fête
Bras dessus-dessous
Comm’ des girouettes
C’est super chouette
C’est extra-fou…
dats berry nice, lolcatburglar!! i knows da jermans danse dis danse – butt dey cawlls it da duck. “Die Ente”. hao cums we cawlls it da chikn, i nebber knowes.
We alwayz sang “I don’t wanna be a duck, I don’t wanna be a duck I just wanna be a chicken *clap clap clap clap*”
Den dere’s the last verse, “I don’t wanna be a duck, I don’t wanna be a chicken, so kiss my *pause* *clap clap clap clap*”
Wow, lolcat – dat is verry impressive! U has dat fur memoree?
Well, yes and noes. I can sings teh lyrics (off-key) from memories while dantsing (also off-key). So I started to type from memories but then after about teh 4th line I rembered that teh interwebs was mah fren and copied-n-pasted teh rest. Mah fingetrips is grateful.
Ai dun wanna be a chickn, Ai dun wanna be a duk, so Ai shayks mai but (clap clap clap clap)
DUK… DUK…. DUK… KITTEH!!!
(know guuze!!)
I tawt mebbe the duklinks wuz callin kitteh a chikn. lyk, “yew r nawt brave ducklink lyk us, yew is just a chickn.” or mebbe ducks tink awl non-ducks is a chickn. awl i noes iz, i dem lil duckbillz r too cyoot.
Mai namez actooly a Beviz ‘n’ Buddhed ref bout all girlz bein chiknz. (Itz what mai guy callz me!) Maybee theyr girl duks, so theyr chikn-duks … or chucks!
Or di—oh, nemmine
Thas cuz thay ARE duks!! Is konspirasee I fink…
Duz it look liek a duck? yep
Duz it walk liek a duck? looks liek it
Duz it quack liek a duck? tink so.
Itz a duck!
Or a dukling…
In which case it shood be Duck Soup
Any1 remember the Marx Bros?
Getz mee hedquarters! No hindquarters, hedquarters!
Why a duck? You try it with a chicken, you’ll see why a duck.
“It’s duck season!!!!”
wabbit season!
Elmer season!
M R DUKS
M R NOT DUKS
O S A R
L I B MR DUKS
C D EDBD wings?
OMG WTF
M R Dux! C D E D B D wings?
Y I B! M R Dux!
(memmrees of neese teling taht joak wen she wuz liddle)
CDB? D B S A BZ B.
oar, fur brekkfist
F U N E M?
S, V F M
F U N E X?
S, V F X
I F M N X!
M N X R L T 4 U !
L! M N O DUX!
o s m r
O I C! M R DUX! C D B-D Iz?
Eksews meh, dis bein hangman 101?
wish I could do tis an say . . .
no dis be phoneticul spellink, try it iz fun
(still wishes I cud doo et)
(wayt)
S L E K T! Y R U WIF D DUX?
DEY NO R CHIKINS!
(wuz dat okay?)
it wuz GRATE, Ackshully!
Civille! Ce ergo. Fortibus es in ero
Nones, demis trux
Cumwit causin
Cumwit dux!
ALL? One in meddl luk laik KITTEH 2 mee!
Wear de chickee 2 scwach dis out? No laik afder postedit.
iz cute, Jajeh!
Tankoo! Ai redded sumpin rong abuv.
Those birds aren’t chicks, they are ducklings.
But “duck sangwich” not neerlee as teehee
they are chicks… baby chicks… hence, “chick’n”, not chicken.
never mind, iz idiot… duh
peekin’ dux samich1!!!1
yes dese is defnitly duckies
That’s a duck.
We r da three amigos!
whut r we eben doing in messico?
nowt gettin payed, dats fer sure!
kitteh: we iz infamous!
ducky: wat da mean?
kitteh: meanz we iz de “in” ting adn famous. Itz liek extra famous!
wif a plethora uf duckses?
“do ju evin no what a plethora ees???”
I tink it’s a mail plane.
whai?
wll didn yu see it’s liddul balls?
(sowee, cud not reesist)
Well a predator has to learn to blend in with its surroundings.
da lion stay close 2 da zebras….
DIS R NOT WUT I MENT WEN I SED TU CHIKZ!
Duck! Duck! Kitteh can haz Peekin Duck!
I uploaded some videos and pix of the dopshun kittehs I wrote about in teh doxie/cannibal commints. The videos is short because I was stoopy and forgot to put memry card in camra. The pix is blurry, but one turned out ok. (Orinj kitteh wif green mowsie)
Mah videos, let me show u them:
Orinj kittehs (3 diffrent ones)
http://www.video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4112454204300649246
Gray Floofyboi
http://www.video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6648453459728349296
Stills (not so grate, akshually)
http://www.picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar
Ah! Aye need the CCC stat! Splort!
too late. noa must clean up brains off law skool buddies.
probly tehy kud use sum ov yer gud brayns. if yu kin spayre tehm, taht is.
nope. need az many brains az possible.
oh, sry
ah will hep wif teh brrom an duss pan
we will git yu awl togethurr juss rite – yu’ll see
ah wud gib yu sum ov myn, but deyr not so grate. Ah will ask teh Gud Twin Dr BeSmall if she kin spayre yu any
no big surplus uv brains here eether, sry. But i do bleev that splortin iz gud 4 brains– iz exserzice. Partikly if htey pick up sum cat hair fm where they splorted to– DO NOT cleen b4 reassembel– cat hair makes evvything better!
Ai wud defnitly dopt teh Gray Floofyboi!
yesh! altho we allreddy has teh tree kittehs and canst has no moar.
Himz beootiful grai eyes!
Priddy boi!
yay!
ah noes tehy r teh poysin, butt ah lubs meh an ornj kitteh. OffissCatClyde wuz ornj. Hims wasnt rly poysin-xept 4 teh one tyme he spilt mah cawfee AWL over mah desk an paypurrs.
ah am glad yu gabe dem yer happi birfdai presents and shayred teh pix wit us!!!
much awsum an WIN!
Oh, lcb – aye is again mooved almoast to teers at hao happee u has maed teh stranjer kittehs.
Is wun ov best gud deeds u cud do.
I think I nose fur shur whut moast ov us r doing awn r birthdays frum nao on.
For the LOLCats…
Kitteh: “Duuuuuucks!”
Izzat liek
Ogre: Neeeeeeeeeeerds!”
R mebbe “Leeeeeeerrooooooooyy Jeeeeenkiiiiiinnnnss!”
Capt Kitteh:
“KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!”
Futbol Cat sez:
“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!”
Hoamayd flyun mashine – Ur doin it wrong
Ai feelz jus dukky!
We’z holdin up awr Unkl Waldo
Hims marynettd
Aristokitties!!
nao aye git it!
lulz!!!
Ebrybody wants to be a cat!!
….ahn teh uglee ducklink grew up ta beez a beeotiful kitteh kat
eet lived happlee evah aftah ohn plentee of cheezburgers and snorgles
Oh hai!
I’z Larri, On teh end is mah brudder darrill,
an in teh middul is mah udder brudder darrill.
He speshul.
Newhart FTW!
….and Darrill, no playing, lets see if it’ll cut this on the way home…
if kitteh ways moar thn duck…
… bild bridg out of im.
lol.
Monty Python FTW!!!!11!!!
But ef kitteh iz mayd uv wood….he’s a which?
R ‘just’ a familyar?
“but can you not make bridges out of stone?”
ai akshooly watcheded dat moovee sew menny times mai sister wunt let meh watch it while she home ennymoares.
I feel like sayin dis so ai will:
“she turned me into a newt!!”
“a newt?”
“. . . I got better.”
ai iz goin to c Spamalot twonite!!!!!!!
will bee da FUNNEEZ!
yoo lucky kitteh!!!!!
Ayez green wit envy!
My son n I saw Spamalot last summer – we neerly peed Rselfs. Gud taht we new teh basic premise, cuz we mist a lot for R laffink! Baut shirtz taht sai “Wat happins in Spamalot, staiz in Spamalot!” an “I’m not ded yet!” Enjoi teh show!
Ai did….I nawt laff so much lonnng tiem!
duck…. duck…. duck….. duck…. kitteh? oh yoo r deffinately owt!
Okai gys, fur teh schweditch marsh wez all step rait feetz furst, hten lef feetz, hten rai — noo, kitteh, htat r ur lef fut — wel doan yel at mee! Ai din maek tihs up! Dew we wantz tu maek teh schweditch marsh or naot?!
Iz naut kitteh sammich, wit duk bred?
Yup, dat’s wut happened wen teh duks bred — u gotz moar duks.
Luks lyke dat bred comme all-reddy butterd.
duk bred wit a leetle butters an a nyce slyce ov havarti cheez. kitteh on teh syde, plskthx
Thems ducks. Maybe Peaking Duck? Duck, Duck, Goose…or maybe just…
DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iz not wabbit season?
itz baseball season!
aye actually gave a speech dat required mee to watch loony toons for research. Honest!
I r jelus.
But happee fur yoo.
duk seezon
peppir, mostly
we swearz to drunk offisur, we am not god *hkup*
Just hangin’ with my Peeps, yo!
Kitteh had drunk 2 much. Lolduckees taykin kitteh hoam 2 sleeps it off.
drank grey goose?
or wild turkey?
kitteh dranked everting!! Dats teh prolem.
Or some cold duck.
That story is (hic) not troo! Duks maed it (hic) up. It’s a canard!
oh! oh! oh!
mai hed hurts wit de bad pun!
yoo should feel sheepish foor tellin such a baaaad joke.
I ram sry. I hope ewe wool forgifs me.
We can has crash cart for teh head hurtins from teh bad puns? Is “bad puns” a ocksymoron?
nos. just redu . . . redun . . . sayin de same ting 2 timez.
That’s what I meaned. Sheesh. Bleev it or don’t, I is a collidge grad. It’s just, as mah BF says, that as u gets older teh data is still gud but teh search enjine is fawlty.
WIN
M r duks
Iz kitteh bein ab-duck-tid???
kitteh shore don’t look happeh!
chiks wif nose jobs?
mummah! mummah! i kan keeps? dey koot! mai frens? wat u meen, is dey peiking? dey is frum cros street! wat u wat soisauce 4 aniways?
no, no soy sauce! Plum sauce and nommy scallyuns and ikkle wee pancakies! This how you east Pekikiing duks!
Luks ta mee lyk boids iz makin kitteh sammich
wanner buy a duck?
a whut?
Yoo no, it carreez wadder… buy a duk, buy a duk!!!
but y a duk?
Marx broddas!
FTW!
Hehehe…kitteh sayd wurd of the day twise!!
(Gots to be certn age to get dat wun.)
oar hab Nik at Nite in da ate eez
Velcro kitteh lurns dangur of dashing thru flox of dux.
iz girl kitteh? kal-caleo-kaila tortieshell
Nos iz no wantz go swimmin
es dis da uglee duckleeen?
Jus wanting two let yuu awl know dat mai kitteh iz hoam naow. Himz perked up az soon az ai got himz hoam. We haz deciyded dat teh new fud iz teh pleh. Teh highar pH in noo fud cauzed crystals tu gro. Soz, we iz tryeeen nu fud frum Purina One fore UT problemz. If thiz not werk, will go on Hill’s Science Diet C/D. Vet sayd dat Purina One luks gud foar kittehs tho. I hoap they liek it.
Kitteh not so happeh wid me tho. He still says that thing on paw is pleh! Bandage from IV remove noaw? Plzkthxbye. Speaking of, anyone know when to take it off? Iz onlee thing kitteh not liek naow.
Himz haz fancy new wadder fowntain from pet shop. Himz haz new fud. Hoapfully, himz will be mai ushual kitteh sun.
hurrayz!
mai kitteh wunce swallowed a lazer pointer cap. (yeps, he got da little red dot.) den we forgot. he wuz so sick adn feelin awl pleh adn vomitting awl overs. we took him to da vet who said he be poyzined. Aye says no way! nothing he kood get into! So dey did an xray and found de cappy blocking hiz tubez. So da vet cut it out adn mai kitteh got much better fast. Vet sayz it wuz de most miraculous recovry he ebber saw.
nao he big happy fuzzball.
YAY! ai lub happee endings!
O Soooooo glad yor kittehboi iz homes!!!!
Aye wood tink dat yoo cood tek dat bandij awf in a day…. Moastlee iz prollee to mek shoor kitteh duzzint bleed awn da way home. Kittehs tend to heel purtee kwik. Ef he starts gnawin at it an starts pullin it awf, yoo kin help him owt wif sizzers R a nayl clipper… Ef yoo has da roun tip R jus short sizzers, doze be sayfr den da lawng blade reglar wunz!
Jus try to cut moar on da side R top, cuzz kittehs has dat funneh pad ting on da bak uv der forearms.
Fank yu foar teh advise. Bandayge iz awf naow wif help of cissors. Kitteh is mush happee.
Woohoo, Jean!!!
Great nooz about Kitteh!
I’m shure himz happee 2 B arowdz famillyurrz
surrowdeengz. Himz will sleepz gud 2nyte, eeben if Boo-boo pad iz stills awn.
I’dz say dat Kitteh willz problee gets t3h pad awff ober teh weekend. If its stillz dayr bie Munday, tayks sum emb… embroyd…. liddil sharp sizzurs and gentlee cuts away ennee ub t3h boo-boo padz whuts left.
Gud callz awn the noo fud and filturrd watturr.
Jack.
Fanks so mush Jack. Ai feelz speshul two bee teh furst purrson two get two see yu nawt right in prose. I lub your poems, dough!
Isn’t not-poetry prose? This has been bothering me a few days.
So now we know that Jack can write poetry and prose.
He’s so kewl.
Iz a gud queshion…one dat i doan no teh anser two. ai tink dat Jack knos wat ai ment, butt ai iz not shure after awl. Yu makes a gud poynt Shera.
I not trying to insult or qwestion u. I almost didn say NEting. It jus nag at mee
Ai luked it up jus naow, an Shera iz rite. Ai lerned sumting twodai.
Mah Tux had UT stones 1 time and they made him cry cry cry and be so sik, but aftur a trip to teh vet I changed to Purina One, plus only LOW ASH gushyfud (Purina Senior is gud kinds) and he never had stones agin for teh 13 yeerz left of his lief.
Glad yr bebeh is home and bettur!!!
Iz funnee, mai kitteh iz tuxedo kitteh! Himz teh best kitteh ai ever had. Ai tink teh purina one shuld wurk, did not eben tink ob low ash gushyfud. Tanks foar teh advise an teh wishez.
Soz ai went and cawled teh vet’s awfice two aks bout teh bandayge. Tey sayd culd tayk it awf naow. Kitteh much happee to bee wash himself an not hab bandayge awn ennymore. He bez on antibi…enti….bug killin drugz foar 2 wks an pain medisin foar a few moar daiz. Himz iz bak two mai purrin boikitteh naow tho. Mush happees. Will naow return us two hour reglarly sheduled lolkittehs. Kitteh drama iz ober!
Kittehz summtymez “Pleh!”
pillz. No wants 2 swalloez dem.
I habz solooshun!
Ifz bug killeeng drugs
arz pills. Dissawllv demz in film
can wiff sum watturr
Takes iee drawppurr an
hoald Kitteh’s mowf oapen.
Den shute inz t3h Medz!
Wurrkd 4 mah “Paw-la”!
Tangulled wiff Possum andz WUN.
Tho, had 2 see Vet.
Jeen’z Tukkz Kitteh much
brayv! Willz getz unekksplaynd Hugz
in t3h weekz 2 cumz
Jack.
Jack, I feal so onerd! ai shall saev mai purrsonalized poem foreber. kitteh jus took himz drugs foar teh nite. naow himz will bee hai an haz none bugz awl at teh saym tiem. Paw-la iz prooving two bee mush halp two mee an mai kitteh dureeng this tiem. mai Skunk kitteh mush apreesheeates awl yur wizdum.
I’m so glad your boikitteh is so much better!
Stuff like that makes me glad I’m a vet. We love it when we can help the kittehs and goggies.
Fanks so mush. Himz iz toadally ledding me kno himz iz happiboi. Himz purrink non-stawp sinc himz reelize himz waz hoam. Iz bezt sownd in teh wurld, dat purrink…den dere’s teh biskit making…an teh hedbutts….oh, ai lub it awl sooo mush. Himz iz teh bestest kitteh ai culd eber aks for.
OH Hai Jean,
Jest wanna sai, yeah!!!! fur teh kitteh, so happi taht he iz doin betterz, he had teh WHOLEZ peeps heer worryz an carin an hopin he be doin betterz…..iz nicest to hab teh happi ending…….
oh oh ai feelz teh dawnse ob joi comin awn agin !!!
tippee toeses tippe toeses,
twurl in a sirkle
bowow 2 yer pawrtnerz
awl fallz daown!!!!
okthxbai
Bowow an twurl in sircull
tipee tipee hippee hippee
Fall down, roll awn flowrz
YIPPEE!!
ai hads teh kid nee stonez bee4……..i can has fancee wadder fowntain??
hokai, yu canz fined dem at teh petco. wuz $56 butt wai cheeper den teh vet bills. ai sen yu one thru e-mayl, k?
tank u. if not werk owt, i go bye onez.
Duk tayp…I has it
Deys playing Duk Duk Goose da kitty
Nao DAT essplayns da look awn kitteh’s fays!!
ai eber so vagely memberz sumfin aboutz “duck duck goose….” where does ai memberz taht frum??????
Didjoo plai eet n skoolz? U had teh kidz stend n a sirkl wit 1 kid walkn rownd tappn evreewun on teh hed wyl saieen “duk…duk…duk…duk…duk…duk…GOOS!” Teh “goos” can has chaseens ov teh “duk”. If hims or hers cot teh “duk”, teh “duk” goez n teh midl ov teh sirkl…or n teh “pot.” Ifn teh “duk” fillz n teh gap ov teh sirkl ware teh “goos” left himz or herz spot, den teh “goos” iz nao teh “duk” n mus tap evreewunz heds. Gewd tymz…Gewd tymz
LOL! DANE COOK REFFRINCE FOAR TEH WINZ!!!!
Seknded. Teh chikn sangwich @ booger king, rite?
U sed booger!
S’not whut fink!
tee hee I cwack mahsef up.
Howz ’bout “Chick Magnet”?
“You sure know how to make a good sandwich”
“That wasn’t sand that was kitty litter!”
Ahm surprized nobuddys sayd ennyting yet.
altho that cud be cause ahm still reletibely new.
but anyway. teh “little rascals” movie wuz grate!!
Fuzzee, awdd luukeeng
Kritturrz crowdz bloo ied Kitteh
andz rekkz himz foto-awp
Fuzzee Kritturrz hab
no taylz andz canz nawt “Meow”
berree wellz at awll
Hab no teefz, eevurr.
How canz Fuzzee Kritturrz Nom,
nom, nom wiffowt teefz???!
Jack.
LOL! Jack, your poemz iz alwaiz teh bezt!
Those are so ducks, not chickens. Still, quite awesome.
um, isn’t the sandwich identified by its contents? and aren’t those ducks?
let’s not quibble over tekneecalitiez!!
I can’t tell you how happy this website makes me. I can be having the worst day EVER and your site always brings a smile to my face. Thanks to you and all your contributors!!
U b e kontributer tu nao!
Butt iz yoo kontributin tu teh delinkwunsee ov a miner?
Prollee… so menee uv us dig it!
No miners left in Hingland – tehy clowsed all teh mines.
O, not taht sawt of miner?
you are vry vry welcum!!
and nao yu r a cowntr…cyoomtribu…lolposter 2!
Halp Halp they is Catnapping me. Ohhhh Noooooes. Save meeeeee!
LOL, on da local noos an wether stashun aye bin watchin fur noos, dey did a montoj uv vyoower submitted fotos.
Wun wuz a reporter wif a mike, da camra persun nex to her. She interviewing…. a horsie!!! Aye try to find dat pitcher, it med me laff!!!
In moar noos, CNN reported dat polees shawt a arsunist hiding in a bush!
Da hoarse peepull hoo evact to Del Mar had it purtee good… well, da horseez did! Eech horsee, ponee, lloma, cow, whutever, gawt der own stall at da raycetrak! Et leest da horsees wayk up feelin speshull an well rested!!
10 fiyurs iz contaynd, but 13 still burnin. Sum has gon onto federal land, so da feds R helpin fite doze wuns. Da Nayvee helpin in SD wif da hopperchoppers, gettin bukkits uv water an drawpin dem awn da fiyur
Peepull finlee comin home. Sum happee, sum nawt….. An in Poway, dey foun 2 peepull hoo wuz missin…. dey stayed in der hows, dey wuz foun in der hows… which burnded down…
Sum peepull stayed an fited wif hoses when dey cood… I bet yootoob has da videeyos uv deez brayv fools. But ya no, I prolee wood stay an fite too, wif car all loded up an reddee.
FEMA iz settin up der tingeez, dey say dey has praktiss nao…. duh.
Et leest peepull kan has grants an loans to help get dem bak on der feets… An I wood hope most uv dem wood add moar fireproofin to der howsis. Der so menee tings nao, fireproof shingles, ‘water resistant landscaping’. sprinkler systems. etc… An menee howsis wuz sayvd becuz dey R rekwired to kleer 500 ft uv brush frum arown der howsis. In LA, sum residents got mad at da freeway maintenance cumpnee, cuz de freeways had brush rite up nex to da layns!!! De peepull sed ef we gots ta tayk owt da brush, so do yoo!!! Moar peepull affectid ef freeways burn!!! So dey did! An it helpt alot!!
Thanks so much for easing our fears, B!
Translation:
Fank uz B! Wez bien all da worrified abourt all uz out der innna bottom haff ob da lefff koast. Glad uz is K and glad dem beautifukl horsies and yamas and cows n like dat gotz good nite rest in clean roomy stalls. Used to clean dem stalls as a kid juss t b wid da horsies.
Me too! Wen Ay had da helffee, Aye wood volumteer at da horsee rescyoo an kleen da stalls an pik da hoovs. Alwayz meks me happee to git ma hanz awn horseflesh! Dey majic!
Heer’s dat pitcher:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/8431864@N07/1750856463/in/photostream/
Crakt me up!
LOL! Teh hoarse be liek “An den we hadda leev reeeeeely fast an Mom put me inna trayler an I dun know whar we be goin, but den we caem heer. Iz nise. I liek it. Naybors ar nise an mai stall be roomy.”
Or –
Warl I haz sum dowts bowt teh eco gnomic pollycees ob teh currint administrayshun. Tehy doan seem tu be able tu balanss teh budgit, an I worries about teh effek tihs will hav on teh price of oats. Ai wud laik to see clearer explanayshuns of sackly how teh cawst sabings will be acheeved.
Or, more likely :
Ooh, u has a ting on a stick. I can eats it?
Wail, yesh, dat last bit prollee moast lieklee!!!
Mebbe he sez
“No sir, Aye dun like it!”
bwahahahahaha Mr. Horse FTW! sumwher I stil haz a Mr. Horse Tshirt frum teh 90s…
Esn’t chick’n sangwich. Es kitteh sangwich wit duk breds.
Ai dun kare wut kind ov birdies dey r, dey r tuff lookin birdies.
HALP!!! Aye borrod a munnee, nao Da Swan sended himz goonz ta brayk ma neecaps!!!
Mah frend Mike allwuss telling me schickns gonna take over da erf an’ I don’ care mush, but dey not aloud to start wiff da bebekittehs!
schickns taken over da erf? den we has teh “hyoomin-fill-ae”
EATZ MOR HYOOMIN.
See I have this pet Chicken – sometimes his name is Fred, sometimes he goes by the name Henry Cabot Henhaus III. He is kinda a megolomanic.
Officers Bill and Quak excorting da infamouse kat burgerburger to da Big House.
Cud be da goslinks….
Kitthey b gettins da guse?
Dees mebbe ownlee dux I C 4 a wyl. Teh layks n pons heer n Jorja b teh drienngs op. We had teh 2 daiz ov raynz but wuz not enuff. Drowt iz teh pleh. Ar nayburs n Alabamastan say you no can has releef. Dey iz teh pleh. Armee Cor ov Eng…Enj…smrt peeplz want us 2 relees moar waterz 4 teh stoopy mussels n Floridy. We can has hurrycayn? Plskthxbai.
Da Uglee Dukklin
Wonse der wuz a fambly of dukkses. Won of dem dint luk liek da udder dukkeez. Bofe him’s brudders maded funs uv hims.
“Kwakk! You’s uglee!”
“Ya. We’s gonna skwoosh you tween us!”
“MOM!!!!! Brudders calld me uglee!”
Dere mudder said, “Well, yoo iz. Yoo dun luk liek won uv mien, so go ‘way”
Dat’s da day da uglee dukklin new he wuzent favrit.
Tree munths l8r, da uglee dukklin went bak to him’s home pond. By dis tiem, him had grone to be byoootiful kitteh.
Him went up to him’s brudders.
“Yoo still ugly!”
“Mebbe. But I’s big.”
CHOMP!
And den he eated dem.
Da end.
i can has frakshurd fairy tale?
for teh bedtaim storees?
um…… so teh morel of storey iz…?
(wuz spozed to be reply to Swampy)
(WurdPrezs “servar mayntmints” be stoopy)
Praps ther wasn’t mushroom fur ur replai
i sudinlee has flashbak tu Mupit Shao. wen Jon Dember wuz gest.
nobudy noez de truffuls i’z seen…
hapens moar ofen den u miet fink.
Mai bodyguards. Let me show you thems!
MAMA HALPPPP THEY R GONNA THRO ME IN TEH RIVER!!!!!
I saw this on LOLCATS, had caption “Attack, my ducky minions!” Was a
definite iced-tea-out-the-nose moment!
http://ic.sunysb.edu/stu/cbwright/ducky_minions.jpg
I think “attack” wuz WAY better, too
kitteh senses fresh foix gras in da neer fewtcher.
Lemon Jelly sez
“Nice Weather for Ducks”
Iz docks, not chiknz…
Chicken Sandwich, Carl!
MR DUCKS
MR NOT
OSAR
LIB MR DUCKS
Wow… No one gets the Dane Cook reference? WTF? And yes, they are ducks.
Dang Kook is nots as nifty as him tinks him r.
sangwichcat iz not ur pal. Someun shid on teh coats.
I r not samitch!
iz not chik’n sangwich, iz duck ‘n’ cover. rly
no dat iz a fur burger wiz a side uz dux…lol cutz babes
We chickns is gonna take over da whole earf. Just u waits.
cheezburger analogy went wrong. kitteh patty with two ducky breadz
old mckitteh had two ducks. e i e i o. (don’t tell them i’m bringing them to the slaughterhouse).
Those are ducks, not chickens!
MR Ducks
aren’t baby ducks still called chicks? i think it is chick n’ (as in and) sangwich
No – they ar called ducklings.
thi 1z awsum ftw atw
Us dukz protest the fowl comparison. Go getz uh cow.
mrduks!
Ducky!
Keetan season.
Duck season!
Keetan season!!
Duck season!!!
Duck season.
(BLAM!)
nevermind that those are ducks.