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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
are dese rly chickn’s? they luk laik ducks
Yah. I fink iz moar kitn sammich awn dukee.
in any kase, tho, its poultry in motion!1!
u kwack me up (dose r dux)
L! I B!!!
iz smilin so wide kant fink ov anytink ta say
want all tree ov dem
uze guys iz hailareeus. Can’t bleeve nobuddy make patay joke. don’ know nun uv ya, but I luv ya!
sxuse me dare…..u have any greay popon per chance?
poop on wut? :O
grey poop???!!!?? sounds lak sumbudy is sick or sumpin
*duz de ducky dances*
“cuz thets sum funee sh”
**RRRIIINNNGGG**
“oops goda get teh fone.”
Tihs must be whar we iz dansing the Celebrashun Danse of Joy fur homescribe.
duckee dances duz sound liek fun. Duck, duck, goose, goo . . .I’m doinf it rong. Traies again.
waddle, waddle, duck, duck
run, run, flap, flap
step, step, twirl rite, triwl left - got it now.
waddle, waddle. . .
U knoes “Teh Burd Dants” peepls does at ‘merican weddings? Teh French vershun is called “La Danse Des Canards” (”Teh Duk Dants”). We can does?
C’est la danse des canards
Qui en sortant de la mare
Se secouent le bas des reins
Et font coin-coin
Faites comme les petits canards
Et pour que tout l’monde se marre
Remuez le popotin
En f’sant coin-coin
À présent claquez du bec
En secouant vos plumes avec
Avec beaucoup plus d’entrain
Et des coin-coin
Allez mettez-en un coup
Maintenant pliez les g’noux
Redressez-vous…
(Refrain)
Tournez, c’est la fête
Bras dessus-dessous
Comm’ des girouettes
C’est super chouette
C’est extra-fou…
dats berry nice, lolcatburglar!! i knows da jermans danse dis danse - butt dey cawlls it da duck. “Die Ente”. hao cums we cawlls it da chikn, i nebber knowes.
We alwayz sang “I don’t wanna be a duck, I don’t wanna be a duck I just wanna be a chicken *clap clap clap clap*”
Den dere’s the last verse, “I don’t wanna be a duck, I don’t wanna be a chicken, so kiss my *pause* *clap clap clap clap*”
Wow, lolcat - dat is verry impressive! U has dat fur memoree?
Well, yes and noes. I can sings teh lyrics (off-key) from memories while dantsing (also off-key). So I started to type from memories but then after about teh 4th line I rembered that teh interwebs was mah fren and copied-n-pasted teh rest. Mah fingetrips is grateful.
Ai dun wanna be a chickn, Ai dun wanna be a duk, so Ai shayks mai but (clap clap clap clap)
I tawt mebbe the duklinks wuz callin kitteh a chikn. lyk, “yew r nawt brave ducklink lyk us, yew is just a chickn.” or mebbe ducks tink awl non-ducks is a chickn. awl i noes iz, i dem lil duckbillz r too cyoot.
Mai namez actooly a Beviz ‘n’ Buddhed ref bout all girlz bein chiknz. (Itz what mai guy callz me!) Maybee theyr girl duks, so theyr chikn-duks … or chucks!
Or di—oh, nemmine
Thas cuz thay ARE duks!! Is konspirasee I fink…
Duz it look liek a duck? yep
Duz it walk liek a duck? looks liek it
Duz it quack liek a duck? tink so.
Itz a duck!
Or a dukling…
In which case it shood be Duck Soup
Any1 remember the Marx Bros?
Getz mee hedquarters! No hindquarters, hedquarters!
Why a duck? You try it with a chicken, you’ll see why a duck.
“It’s duck season!!!!”
wabbit season!
M R DUKS
M R NOT DUKS
O S A R
L I B MR DUKS
C D EDBD wings?
OMG WTF
M R Dux! C D E D B D wings?
Y I B! M R Dux!
(memmrees of neese teling taht joak wen she wuz liddle)
CDB? D B S A BZ B.
oar, fur brekkfist
F U N E M?
S, V F M
F U N E X?
S, V F X
I F M N X!
M N X R L T 4 U !
L! M N O DUX!
o s m r
O I C! M R DUX! C D B-D Iz?
Eksews meh, dis bein hangman 101?
wish I could do tis an say . . .
no dis be phoneticul spellink, try it iz fun
(still wishes I cud doo et)
(wayt)
S L E K T! Y R U WIF D DUX?
DEY NO R CHIKINS!
(wuz dat okay?)
it wuz GRATE, Ackshully!
Civille! Ce ergo. Fortibus es in ero
Nones, demis trux
Cumwit causin
Cumwit dux!
ALL? One in meddl luk laik KITTEH 2 mee!
Wear de chickee 2 scwach dis out? No laik afder postedit.
iz cute, Jajeh!
Tankoo! Ai redded sumpin rong abuv.
Those birds aren’t chicks, they are ducklings.
But “duck sangwich” not neerlee as teehee
We r da three amigos!
whut r we eben doing in messico?
nowt gettin payed, dats fer sure!
kitteh: we iz infamous!
ducky: wat da mean?
kitteh: meanz we iz de “in” ting adn famous. Itz liek extra famous!
wif a plethora uf duckses?
“do ju evin no what a plethora ees???”
I tink it’s a mail plane.
whai?
wll didn yu see it’s liddul balls?
(sowee, cud not reesist)
Well a predator has to learn to blend in with its surroundings.
da lion stay close 2 da zebras….
DIS R NOT WUT I MENT WEN I SED TU CHIKZ!
Duck! Duck! Kitteh can haz Peekin Duck!
I uploaded some videos and pix of the dopshun kittehs I wrote about in teh doxie/cannibal commints. The videos is short because I was stoopy and forgot to put memry card in camra. The pix is blurry, but one turned out ok. (Orinj kitteh wif green mowsie)
Mah videos, let me show u them:
Orinj kittehs (3 diffrent ones)
http://www.video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4112454204300649246
Gray Floofyboi
http://www.video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6648453459728349296
Stills (not so grate, akshually)
http://www.picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar
Ah! Aye need the CCC stat! Splort!
too late. noa must clean up brains off law skool buddies.
probly tehy kud use sum ov yer gud brayns. if yu kin spayre tehm, taht is.
nope. need az many brains az possible.
oh, sry
ah will hep wif teh brrom an duss pan
we will git yu awl togethurr juss rite - yu’ll see
ah wud gib yu sum ov myn, but deyr not so grate. Ah will ask teh Gud Twin Dr BeSmall if she kin spayre yu any
Ai wud defnitly dopt teh Gray Floofyboi!
yesh! altho we allreddy has teh tree kittehs and canst has no moar.