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Don’t jump kittehs!
We’ll get your meds back!
Stripey Kat found’em dere on teh sydwok…ooops…we kin find yoo sumptin else,k?
(nyce not second 2u!)
Kittehs r lyke
OMG WE SAW WUT U DID THER
we r tellin…
themz is pretty blak bebe kittehs
DO WANT
dis akshulee 1 verry kwik kitteh - yewsed stowp mowshun katmra
lol! wun kwik kitteh! i totally see it! iz like
far closer CLOSER CANT GET NO CLOSER
I haff to start kungrajulatory danse? Oooooh, dis wont be pretteh…
hop hop wiggle wiggle hop
slip
oof!
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=6183515
Dants Tu Teh Moosick!
FULL OF AWESUM AN WIN!!!!11!!!!1!!!!
Snoopy slyd, snoopy slyd, grab teh blankee, slyd sum moar. I lubs dis dans!
Uh, Kim, I kalz teh niun-wun-wun fer yoo.
where were u yesterday when I was tryin to dance wif u??? pffft
Awww, gayla….doan be mad. Woodchuck hadded a sore tummie frum alla teh dansin!
Iz a littul bedder nao. An teh Snooppy Danz duzn’t hert at awl!
Sawwy, gayla. Wanna dans nao? Slyd, slyd.
Hey, pegataur….I goin out to teh field of wile-flowerz dat is neer teh rekoveree ward to do teh fursty danse for you….ennybuddy wanna go wif me?
ai commin too…..
[danse danse danse.....danse danse danse]
cats, I’m a kitty cats
and I dans dans dans, and I dans dans dans
Oh, TC! I wuz juzt thinkgn abowt yu and yur AngelBurger! How r u doing?
Hi Pollo
Lately, not too good. I got a weird infection in my finger … pretty random. The antibiotics are giving me much nausea and dizziness and pleh. I hate most of my housemates. I miss having kittehs to snorgle. I’m tired all of the time. Just full of pleh. Prozac, I needs it. I has it, but it not working! *augh*
Kittehs, do want. Needs me some kitteh purrtherapy.
Hey der, TC!!!!!! I m so glad to see yu bak…an I luz teh “Angel Catburger”!!!! What a gud way to remmemmer yur bebbeh!!
Mee too! I luvs taht meadow - is be grate place fur The CDovJ. Kim - taht wuz a byootiful start - luved the yoot wiggles. Heer, I halps u up and away we go!
hop hop wiggle wiggle hop hop wiggle wiggle (whoo hoo!)
Yay fur u, Peg! Troolee grate effC!
grape vine right. grape vine left
back, back. rock forward rock back,
turn and repeat.
Electric Slide baby!
Oohhh Ah am sew there!
*dans, frolic, danse frolic*
oooh ooohh danwsin & frolicin !!!! boff ?????mee 2 mee 2…..
*danwse, twurl, frolic, spinz ina sirkle, ( ai lubs 2 spinz ina sirkle)
annnnnd…… tippee toeses , tippee toeses, *
Repeet tilll u fawls down….sigh frolicin and danwsin, wat a lif…..
Tiho saz wez not aloud to do da furstie dance no mower, so I bringz da jugs ob whine. Ready eberybody? UZ LOOKZ BERY FIRSTY TO ME…HERE. HABA A DRINK..HAB MANY. UZ ALL LOOKS BERY FIRSTY FIRSTY FIRSTY TO ME. KEEPS DRINKIIN. PEGATAUR, UZ LOOKIN BY FAR DA *****FIRSTIEST****** 2 ME. UZ BE GETTIN DA FIRST JUG. WEZ ALL DANCE DA FIRSTY DANCE WEN WEZ DRUNKED UP ENUFF.
oh u iz a bery sli debbil……& teh clebber too! danwsin allus maaks me ‘firsty.
n sweatly tooo, butt nebber mine bout taht noaw…
*gooos offf tippee toeses dansin and chuggin daown teh whine…….*
Oh noes !!!ai forgetted mi mannererz……I iz barrassed …reddish fased eben,
*FANK U 4 TEH WHINE !!!!!!* it can be sew nicest of u to bringed it !!!!!!!
ok thx bai……
Aye bets ef we sharez wif Teho, he nawt mind us tawkin bowt how Furstee we iz!
Ai will hab sum of dat, if yu pleeze!! I iz a wineaux, ya no!! teehee…
Tiho, helpz u seff to da whine. We gotx plenty and uz r precious to us. Hab a jub. Uz can danse wen uz get da head and da joints lubbed up wit da whine. Dis da good stuff!!
Hey!! whut the H@#$LL r u lukin at?!
Akshulee - dis comment coming after awl the dancing haz reelee tikleded mai funnee bone!
pretty soon we can start a biggest loser dance club and keep track of dance calories burned!
tehrs sumthin rong wif teh Matriks…
‘dyoo see dat?
this is more like “if the matrix ran on windows 98″
u has plummd teh depfs ov mai nietmayrs.
this is a scene from the never released sequel to Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds” called “Teh Kittehs”.
Watch out, Tippi Hedren! (Well, maybe Melanie Griffith, instead….)
kittehs is trine to tawk jumpur awf ledj.
human on ledge says: kittehs hav gibben me reason to live! i will come bak in. what wuz i thinkun?
Oooooh!! Happee Endeeng. *sigh*
Kittehs sabes teh dai! Yay
Dat bee a winnun, wunnerful statement, mary O’Spockn!! I gabe u elebunty millyun cheezeburgurs, butt dis greedy site nommed all ub dem but 5. Sowwy.
BOO!
heh heh, stoopy hyoomins skare so eezy
OMG !!!!!! Dose r teh beryy mostest widestest eyeded kittehz der ebber waz !!!!(nawt 2 menshun kyuute)
We’re in ur window, makin durty kommentz.
Beter den durty fyngrprintz…
or teh slimy noze prints left by mai goggies all over car windowz.
We referz to those as “snoofle marks”, or the “snooflay line” in mah howse. Kittehs leeve on livin-room windoe, an are verreh hard to git off.
My kitteh sits in teh living room window- and that’s where she leaves her hair-bals
ewwwwwww….
Snoofle marks. Awwwww
I’ve heard those marks referred to as “pupkiss”.
Deer Ten Ants:
Pls to nawt bees opinin da winnows todai. We haz a owtbrake uv barnacatles. We haz calld cumpnee to come owt an skrayp dem awf. Do NAWT respond to da pleeding aiyeez, da snorglee floofee bellehs, R da playntiv mewz. Kleenup uv reinfestashun will be at ten ants own esspense!
Kthxbai,
mgmt!
Kittehs r part uv yoor implied warrenty of inhabitability!
Ahhhhh!!!!! Da law skool haz eated my bwain!!!
lolz!!! gotz ter luk owt fer dem barnacatles
B! yu iz teh klevver an funnee!
lurve the barnacatles!!
I thinks teh mgmt be owtta luk awn this wun. Everybuddy is going to respond to da pleeding aiyeez, da snorglee floofee bellehs (WANT), and da playntive mewz. Oh, da playntive mewz!!!
Four black kitteh-cats
want cheezburger in next room.
Leaning tower of pleas?
“Leaning tower of pleas”??? Best line ever!!!!!!!!
how can i work when such eggselent mateeryul is hear to amuse!
Eet IZ insidious, innt it?
Dis kitteh lurver lurves Kitty Hay-kew.
”LEANING TOWER OF PLEAS!!!!!!!!!!” KO - u has outdun yur own self!
Dat is soooo goooood!
Inner city cats distrust ur presence in their hood.
Oooohhhh……shouldn’t that tag be
??
LOL Wish I hadz them windowsill kittehs ’stead of my petunias……
Ooops tag did not show up - was “noblink” “/noblink”……..sorree!