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Cheezburger Network Blog
Don’t jump kittehs!
We’ll get your meds back!
Stripey Kat found’em dere on teh sydwok…ooops…we kin find yoo sumptin else,k?
(nyce not second 2u!)
Kittehs r lyke
OMG WE SAW WUT U DID THER
we r tellin…
themz is pretty blak bebe kittehs
DO WANT
dis akshulee 1 verry kwik kitteh – yewsed stowp mowshun katmra
lol! wun kwik kitteh! i totally see it! iz like
far closer CLOSER CANT GET NO CLOSER
I haff to start kungrajulatory danse? Oooooh, dis wont be pretteh…
hop hop wiggle wiggle hop
slip
oof!
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=6183515
Dants Tu Teh Moosick!
FULL OF AWESUM AN WIN!!!!11!!!!1!!!!
Snoopy slyd, snoopy slyd, grab teh blankee, slyd sum moar. I lubs dis dans!
Uh, Kim, I kalz teh niun-wun-wun fer yoo.
where were u yesterday when I was tryin to dance wif u??? pffft
Awww, gayla….doan be mad. Woodchuck hadded a sore tummie frum alla teh dansin!
Iz a littul bedder nao. An teh Snooppy Danz duzn’t hert at awl!
Sawwy, gayla. Wanna dans nao? Slyd, slyd.
Hey, pegataur….I goin out to teh field of wile-flowerz dat is neer teh rekoveree ward to do teh fursty danse for you….ennybuddy wanna go wif me?
ai commin too…..
[danse danse danse.....danse danse danse]
cats, I’m a kitty cats
and I dans dans dans, and I dans dans dans
Oh, TC! I wuz juzt thinkgn abowt yu and yur AngelBurger! How r u doing?
Hi Pollo
Lately, not too good. I got a weird infection in my finger … pretty random. The antibiotics are giving me much nausea and dizziness and pleh. I hate most of my housemates. I miss having kittehs to snorgle. I’m tired all of the time. Just full of pleh. Prozac, I needs it. I has it, but it not working! *augh*
Kittehs, do want. Needs me some kitteh purrtherapy.
Hey der, TC!!!!!! I m so glad to see yu bak…an I luz teh “Angel Catburger”!!!! What a gud way to remmemmer yur bebbeh!!
Mee too! I luvs taht meadow – is be grate place fur The CDovJ. Kim – taht wuz a byootiful start – luved the yoot wiggles. Heer, I halps u up and away we go!
hop hop wiggle wiggle hop hop wiggle wiggle (whoo hoo!)
Yay fur u, Peg! Troolee grate effC!
grape vine right. grape vine left
back, back. rock forward rock back,
turn and repeat.
Electric Slide baby!
Oohhh Ah am sew there!
*dans, frolic, danse frolic*
oooh ooohh danwsin & frolicin !!!! boff ?????mee 2 mee 2…..
*danwse, twurl, frolic, spinz ina sirkle, ( ai lubs 2 spinz ina sirkle)
annnnnd…… tippee toeses , tippee toeses, *
Repeet tilll u fawls down….sigh frolicin and danwsin, wat a lif…..
Tiho saz wez not aloud to do da furstie dance no mower, so I bringz da jugs ob whine. Ready eberybody? UZ LOOKZ BERY FIRSTY TO ME…HERE. HABA A DRINK..HAB MANY. UZ ALL LOOKS BERY FIRSTY FIRSTY FIRSTY TO ME. KEEPS DRINKIIN. PEGATAUR, UZ LOOKIN BY FAR DA *****FIRSTIEST****** 2 ME. UZ BE GETTIN DA FIRST JUG. WEZ ALL DANCE DA FIRSTY DANCE WEN WEZ DRUNKED UP ENUFF.
oh u iz a bery sli debbil……& teh clebber too! danwsin allus maaks me ‘firsty.
n sweatly tooo, butt nebber mine bout taht noaw…
*gooos offf tippee toeses dansin and chuggin daown teh whine…….*
Oh noes !!!ai forgetted mi mannererz……I iz barrassed …reddish fased eben,
*FANK U 4 TEH WHINE !!!!!!* it can be sew nicest of u to bringed it !!!!!!!
ok thx bai……
Aye bets ef we sharez wif Teho, he nawt mind us tawkin bowt how Furstee we iz!
Ai will hab sum of dat, if yu pleeze!! I iz a wineaux, ya no!! teehee…
Tiho, helpz u seff to da whine. We gotx plenty and uz r precious to us. Hab a jub. Uz can danse wen uz get da head and da joints lubbed up wit da whine. Dis da good stuff!!
Hey!! whut the H@#$LL r u lukin at?!
Akshulee – dis comment coming after awl the dancing haz reelee tikleded mai funnee bone!
pretty soon we can start a biggest loser dance club and keep track of dance calories burned!
tehrs sumthin rong wif teh Matriks…
‘dyoo see dat?
this is more like “if the matrix ran on windows 98″
u has plummd teh depfs ov mai nietmayrs.
this is a scene from the never released sequel to Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds” called “Teh Kittehs”.
Watch out, Tippi Hedren! (Well, maybe Melanie Griffith, instead….)
kittehs is trine to tawk jumpur awf ledj.
human on ledge says: kittehs hav gibben me reason to live! i will come bak in. what wuz i thinkun?
Oooooh!! Happee Endeeng. *sigh*
Kittehs sabes teh dai! Yay
Dat bee a winnun, wunnerful statement, mary O’Spockn!! I gabe u elebunty millyun cheezeburgurs, butt dis greedy site nommed all ub dem but 5. Sowwy.
BOO!
heh heh, stoopy hyoomins skare so eezy
OMG !!!!!! Dose r teh beryy mostest widestest eyeded kittehz der ebber waz !!!!(nawt 2 menshun kyuute)
We’re in ur window, makin durty kommentz.
Beter den durty fyngrprintz…
or teh slimy noze prints left by mai goggies all over car windowz.
We referz to those as “snoofle marks”, or the “snooflay line” in mah howse. Kittehs leeve on livin-room windoe, an are verreh hard to git off.
My kitteh sits in teh living room window- and that’s where she leaves her hair-bals
ewwwwwww….
Snoofle marks. Awwwww
I’ve heard those marks referred to as “pupkiss”.
Deer Ten Ants:
Pls to nawt bees opinin da winnows todai. We haz a owtbrake uv barnacatles. We haz calld cumpnee to come owt an skrayp dem awf. Do NAWT respond to da pleeding aiyeez, da snorglee floofee bellehs, R da playntiv mewz. Kleenup uv reinfestashun will be at ten ants own esspense!
Kthxbai,
mgmt!
Kittehs r part uv yoor implied warrenty of inhabitability!
Ahhhhh!!!!! Da law skool haz eated my bwain!!!
lolz!!! gotz ter luk owt fer dem barnacatles
B! yu iz teh klevver an funnee!
lurve the barnacatles!!
I thinks teh mgmt be owtta luk awn this wun. Everybuddy is going to respond to da pleeding aiyeez, da snorglee floofee bellehs (WANT), and da playntive mewz. Oh, da playntive mewz!!!
Four black kitteh-cats
want cheezburger in next room.
Leaning tower of pleas?
“Leaning tower of pleas”??? Best line ever!!!!!!!!
how can i work when such eggselent mateeryul is hear to amuse!
Eet IZ insidious, innt it?
Dis kitteh lurver lurves Kitty Hay-kew.
”LEANING TOWER OF PLEAS!!!!!!!!!!” KO – u has outdun yur own self!
Dat is soooo goooood!
Inner city cats distrust ur presence in their hood.
Oooohhhh……shouldn’t that tag be
??
LOL Wish I hadz them windowsill kittehs ’stead of my petunias……
Ooops tag did not show up – was “noblink” “/noblink”……..sorree!
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kittehs
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Ceiling Cat tolded us to keeps an eye on u
Eeek! Der iz no esscayp! Der iz no playce privut!
Sigh. Aye fur wun welcom owr noo kitteh oberlorids….
den wai you keepin EIGHT eyes on mai?
we be starrin at u o_0
cat-like staring detected
big kitty is watching you
far scarier idea
little kitteh iz watchin yoo adn uploading to yootube.
teh minyuns of seeling r leejun
aw f#xx. teh minjuns ob seeling CAT r leejun.
Nebbermind, Teho. It givs us awl hoep fur rselves to know teht even u can maek a liddle misteak nao and tehn again.
Employment Agency says if you guys are looking for work, we should have something for you next week. Limited gig, tho. Just the one night.
win!!1!!1
Love it!!!
Halloween Catz is bein’ Halloweenie
Tom: Geez giyz – come lookit!
Dick: Hawwy – lookit!!
Harry: Jooooe – wowz uz gatta see dis!
Joe: It da Macy tanksgivin pawade turkey baaloon – cud we getz it??
Ah! look out! itz da Garfield balloon!!
oh noes!! n here comz da Snoopy goggie…runzzzz!!!!
OMG tehs be wachin meez
Dis is jus lak mai Pansy et Noor when dey was da little babeh kittehs. Black everyting wif da greeeenest eyes. Ony moufs and undr da tayle parts iz pink.
Dey iz still da most wundefullest kittehs alife todai.
TV show – the mysterious world in which we live…
here we see a rare example of the inner-city ebon-kitty lean crisis.
because of all the tall buildings surrounding the apartment, these poor ebon-kitties can see only one cheezeburger store. this one occurs to the left of their home.
they cannot see a cheezberger store to the right, front, top, or bottom of their home and therefore they do not have to look “around.”
the result? they mysteriously grow sideways.
this phenomenonon has been documented with plants and sunlight, men of a certain age and women in ittybitty swimsuits, women and shoe stores and the final-exam college kids and starbucks.
it is indeed a mysterious world in which we live.
ooohhh i has problesm
the other left. the left that is left and not right.
~~sigh~~
i was facing the building, not facing out.
U has cleelee never werked in teh tehatre, oar u wud has automatically thot – “stage rite.”
OOORRRRR – cud just be part of mysterious werld, where rite is left and left is rite? Sumthin to do with teh shoo stores, purrhaps?
shoo stores?
in da shoo stores we always no which foot iz left adn which iz rite.
Odderwise no one buys shoosies!
shoos…
shoos…
shoos…
dese shoos sux
dese shoos rulz
it all comes bak 2 shoos, duzzn’t it?
ahhh… but iffen der is only one shoe store an no udder, den de womens turns der head only da one way.
whatever side da shu stoar iz on. and dey do that lean fing.
if der a lotz of shu stors, then the womens heds swivel and dey dont lean.
pruven fact.
i kant du nuffin about they doenst haz anymore credit limit.
But y den wen Aye workted at shooy store did awl da womens not look and kum in?
Wat? wat yoo mene kumfy shoos ugly adn cost much?
butt mai feets kumfy wile yoor pretty shoosies hurt. Bwah hah hah!
teh galactic ballay continyoos…
They has short legs on teh left and long legs on teh right and can onlee wawk in sirculz.
Dey growd up onna hill?
Hewoo
-Hewoo
–Hewoo
—Hewoo
::all togethur:: “Hewoo!”
3 stooges??
if so – WIN!
I LUBS teh three stoojus!
eethr dat, or barpurrshop cattet.
we seed wut u did ther
We haf bin sent by teh innerstellar colonizashun commiteee 2 obserf ur primitiv
soceidy. Is not so great ackshully…
I fur 1 velcum our kitteh oberloards.
Dere B 4 ov us crossin’ ur paff, Mr. Pigeon. Dat B 4 tymes badd luck 4 U.
Rly, rly, rly, RLY badd luck. Nom nom nom …nom.
Kittehs is starin’ at aksident
Wotchin purty fyr trux maik all dat noyse
Mah kittehs are fasci- fassin- reely liek teh blinkee lites of teh merjuncy vehiklz, but not teh sireens.
Teh Midwich Kittehs eated teh Midwich Cuckoos. Wen deyr i’z start glowin, iz tym tu drop teh cheezburgr an run.
(Please, please, please tell me I’m not the only one geeky enough to get this.)
Village of da dammmd ftw?
Damn spooky cats. BLOND HAIR. UR DOIN IT RONG.
Midwich Cuckoos – taht be John OMG sumbuddy John teh gy taht rote teh Dai ob teh Tiffrids John AAAGGHHH no brane an no remembery John wattehellwushisname….
Wyndham.
O tank gourd.
*colapssis*
WOOT! I r not alown in mah geekitood!
Iz okai Seward, ju can haz menny geeky frenz on teh innerweb. Inclewdin mee.
)
teh innernets r maed of geex.
(well ok… and pr0n)
ohmigourd dai ovvfen triffids freeked me raight owt wneh I wuz smalleer. Somtaymes ai still hassen naytemairz abawt it.
still, John wazzisnayme Wyndham maikz eggshell…ekske…weely gud stawries.
oh hai KatKlonr™ stuk on hi knt shut off rm full plz hlp kthk!!!
KatKlonr™ iz sold as DupliKat™ west of rockies
Where is teh cheezburgah U saw? I no see it!
Alferd Hitchcat’s Teh Kittehs
Esseep dey de wunz hoo is Tippi!
Dis is a unfayr starin cawntest!
Leenin kittehs lookin at Leenin Tower of Cheezburger.
Leenin tower of Pizza?
“Hay, luk! Uglee naykig gai iz kleenin hiz frijd!”
all kittehs: “ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!”
‘Frenz’ ref FTW!
Unlucky Kittehs…
Lookin fer viktims
pardun mi lack uv kitteh-speek, but srsly… Holy Grail?
GUARD: (Fetchez la vache.)
wha?
GUARD: (Fetchez la vache!!)
[mooooo]
Aye fart in yoor general direction!
yoor mother wuz a hampster adn yoor father smelt uv eldabrrys.
Now go away or aye shall tant yoo a sokond timeh!
Guard: (Un cadeau!)
wha?
Guard: a Present!
aaaahhh!
ah am french! can’t you tell from mai ridiculous accent!
den wut r yu doin in england?
mind yer own beeswax!
Consuntrated will powur drawin pijin birdee cloooosur…an clooooosur…
EEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!! I KANNAWT LUK!!!! WHO LET DESE TYNEE BEHBEHS GET SO KLOSE TO DAT FO-STOWY DWOP???
Taut dat too – hau peepl kiep kittehs fom fallin? R dey ankered insaide? SCERRY! SCERRIER den HAWEEN!
doan worry. michael jaxson iz holdin dem.
???
oh…
i guess we shud start worryin again.
Hy-ryze sindrum? DO NOT WANT!!!
Kittehs of teh korn?
whooooooo! cute! lol
</lolcat align right.
Kthxbai!
Drat! Dat din’t werk so well.
Wuz posed 2 B
An it still got eeted!
Oh well…..
Midnyte Kittehz meltz
n2 dawrkness, beetrayd bie
dayr wide golden iez
Kittehz hab straynjj naymz.
“Midnyte”, “Shaddo”, “Kitteh Pryde”
andz liddil “Spekkturr”
Kittehz awllreddee
dresst 4 Halloween. Wunndurr
wutz Hewminz willz wayr?
Jack.
caption should be: wassup, thatz our porch, your on it.
KITTEHS
NOOOES, Not liek that!!! >: (
Wuz sposed to be
open tag: eyetalix
KITTEHS
close tag: /eyetalix
[but I dunno hao to maek teh code NAWT wurk!]
hmm, letz trai:
[i]KITTEHS[/i] but replays teh skwar brakets wt teh poynti wunz tuhsli:
KITTEHS
yay it wurkd.
html. i haz it
Yayyyy!!!!!!!! U r a Jeeeeeenius!!!
thnxby
i meenz teh poynti wunz dat’s ober teh kommuh an teh peryod. mai ekxzamplz dint sho up.
Let’s see if dis works:
<italic>KITTEHS</italic>
Ha. I has a knowledge.
If you wantz to uz da HTML tagz so dat readerz can see dem, insted uv typink da less-dan an da grater-dan sin, u must type “<” and “>”. (Nao we’ll sea if I typed dat ekzampul so dat [i]it[/i] would show up rite.)
wr on yr ledge
about to perform ninjacat exploits on yr bildng
Neber eber eber putz da ink innna water wen gibin kittehs da baff!
Don’t you guys get it – Gay Purr-ee! Jauune-Tom and Robespierre are rescuing Mewsette for the evil Mewrice. These are his kitty henchmen (or is that henchcats).
:::insert witty comment here:::
haz ben reel long dai. i haz no funnee left in meh.
Dat too bad. Uz cum to da rite plase dou. Uz sitz bak an letz all dese witty souls keepz uz enter..innertai….wif da smiles! We makez uz feel betteh.
fankoo. dis plaice, it iz mai happee plaice. wen i iz heer, i gets all reju… revujn… moar enerjized. i can feel teh funnee starten to floe froo mai vains.
do not luk da eyes uv Mewdusa – turn u 2 stone!!!
waytin fur best part uv dis steevn king picshur…part wair kitteh fites da trole!
4 sum reesun, ai seez tish az a seakwince……nawot awl ob tehm at teh samey timez, b utt lik,
furstest kitteh: *blink* an STAIRZ…..
secund kitteh: cumses inn behinz furstest kitteh….*blink* an STAIRZ…..
thurd kitteh: cumes inn behinz teh odder 2 behbehz ….*blink* an STAIRZ
forthest kitteh: standz inna bery backest plase, awn tippii toes, …..*blink*
an *blink* an STAIRZ….
tehn awl teh kittehz r togedderz an sew iz * BLINK* an STAIRZ awl at teh samest timez iz bery hardest 2 do taht ….needz lowtz an lowtz ob teh praktisin…..
awl dai lawng, iz 1,2,3,4, naow *blink* naow STAIRZ tilll hour eyez r awl dri an scratchest….
Ah wellz but we iz cyuute…..
4 littl panthers
sittin onna sill
I’m ded frum laffin
Loox can kill!
OMG dat’s soooooo funnee, waht a GRATE pome……..u bery talenteded , an u ryme good tooo.
Ai tink I maek up dawnse to go wit,….
*swishes hipses dis wai,
swishes hipes teh odder wai….
klap hanz to teh rite,
klap hanz to teh leff*
an don fergets to TWUL INA SIRKLE !!!!
an repeet ad nausium
I can haz nuffink funneh 2 shayr, but haz 2 sai….
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Da kyute!!! *fetches rubbah gub wif da drawing on it*
Jus in teh nik of time!!!
Dis piktur dont even need kaptun.
Whatever you do, don’t blink… Blink and you’re dead!
(teh kittehs hav teh fonebox?)
Nerd Jokez
I sho u dem.