UR BABEE
HAD A FLAVUR
nom nom nom… did babee taste like cheezburger? no?
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Weez reddy for our walkies
shotgun!!!
dis mus be Lundin bus. wai it nots red?
Deer, deer Teho. You has inspired mee. I’ve been waitin to do this - well - ever since we’ve been dancing. Since we r in London - let us do teh “Sir Roger de Coverley.” It’s teh dance they do in the Fezziwig scene in A CHRISTMAS CAROL.
The Virginia Reel is based awn this - so I am shur most of u know it or hav seen it. It’s a couples dance - we needs 6 - to 8 couples to start - but wif so meny happee peeple heer, is shirley nawt a problem. (Miz Kitteh, I hoeps you likes this. Woodchuck - if Mr Fezziwig can do tihs, so can u!)
OK - lion up - boiz awn one side and gurls awn teh otter. Or we can mix it up - doesn’t matter. The fiddle is startin (soundz a bit liek an Irish jig).
so - evetybuddy clappin and hoppin - first couple - away you go.
(whoo - hoo) Just Join in - isn’t hard!
I wanna dance wif mai lawyr….I meanz…..woodchuck…… I call DIBS
i can has notwallflower?
Iz gud dancer, rly - onlee 1 left foot!
*clappin*
*hoppin*
*fawlin*
stoopie left foot.
Fling! Wing!! Zing!!!
Aye luvs dis dans!
Swingin’ mah pardner
(ummm… jes hoo IZ mah pardner?
Doe and see and doe
alleymande left
Bowin’ tu mah coarner
hei! Dis beez teh fun!
cSmall - wud u liek to danse wif me?
Aye wanna git in on da happeh for Miz Kitteh!
ah wud be deelited, tankoo Romeow!
(stumbles)
yu’ll wanna watch owt 4 dat left foot ov myne. sumtymes it don want to plai.
(happidans)
(stmbledans)
((happistumbldans))
I’z OK cSmall. It neber matter haow u danse.
Awl ob us jus hoppin n jumpin n clapin n singin fur Miz Kitteh!
Aye fink ur a grate danser - u gots teh rite atti…attitu…wai ob finkin.
Wheeeeeeee…
I enjouy yore dantz bery muchos
ummm wai we haf to stand on teh otter?
Waz teh otter bad?
*blanksmile. blink blink*
no cant resist…
*falla bout laffin…wif beeeg gerin*
No eet is teh Knight Bus. Notis teh purrpl. Hoap kitteh is betr dryvr den Ernee.
Teh dawgeez haf teh koncept of “goink furr a walk” awl wrong….
Laydee I seez ebbery mornin on wai to werk haz too likkle floofy whyt goggiez dat she push round in da pram. Iz much kyute. Inz a goggie kinda wai.
Now eye needz my minyonz tu bring me foodie in da cristul bowlz.
the kittehs alweys 2 steel the melkis frum bebe hoomin, notee kittehs!!
o.o! baby haz flavr?
Corection, babe HAD flavour. Babe realy not be gone, hims takin catnap in kittehs bed. Dey onle switch for awhile.
Es. Tastez lyk Pamprs.
Pleh!!!
rollee baggins! vrrrrrmmmmmm!
(mai kittehs liek baggins fun - eny bag enywer and dey r in da bag thus baggins)
Mai mommah calld papur baggses teh “instant kitteh” on accounta yu putz a bag down ennywher an… yu noes whut happenz next.
sunlight coming through windows is instant kitteh too
“beams of sunlight spontaneously generate cats”
Plz to push me awl teh wai to teh cheezburgrrr shawp?
Srsly.
This teh most invirunmentully sownded wai to gets me dere.
Uvverwize, I can has car keeez?
phunee! winz!1!
and monies.
need da monies for the burgers.
Aye poosh yoo der, YOO poosh me bak. Uphill awwwlll da wai!
Sumtimes, u pushes me too fars.
Dis time?
Not fars enuff.
How comes I neber gets teh top seat? Waaaah WAAAAH ! ! . U neber eber lets me sit dere!!! im tellin mama . . . Den U gets it good.
Doint crai abawt itz - jus poek yur brudder frum unnder dere, mebbee rabbitt kik himz a littel, u no - til hee seez bein up dere aint no biggg deel
maken bruder b POPcat
Mah littul sistur did that when we slept in teh bunk bedz. Made me crazee.
I iz lil sister…..I used to crawl in mai sistur’s bed and say i could no tell da difference they looks jus the same…..
she rolled eyes n said…..
well MAYBE it look different cuz I am IN dis one.
Stoopie lil sis….reporting for duty. :D)
Annudder one heer!!!!111!1
I wuz worstest lil sister EVER! I had tree big budders and wun big sister…neber eber slept in mah own bed. I allwayz crawlded in bedz wif mah siblings and kiked dem in mah sleep until dey got up and slept somewerez else.
ai wuz a littel sissster!!!!11!! Ai wuz shoor tiz wuz mai misshun in lief to maek mai ollder sisstre mizzerablest as hoominllee posssibell.
ah iz yunger twin sister, an we did teh bunkbed jumpy gaym until wuntyme mah sister fayceplanted frum teh top bunk. den I did it tosay “it not so bad” butt it wuz not so grate.
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den we jus drew on teh wall behin teh bed wif crayons.
o boi, duz I havz a storee fr u! I wuz 6-goin-on7, en I wuz upstayrz in teh bedruum al by maiself lissenin tu a storeetayp (wen u heer teh bell, turn teh payj). I wuz onna bottum bunk en I wuz kikkin teh top bunk 2 mayk it go up en down. Wun tyme, it dident go bak down ryte, en BOOM I havd teh hol top bunk sittin on my fayce! I skreemd en skreemd but nobuddee kaym 2 halp, so I skreemd sum mor en den mai dad en mom kaym upstayrz reel fast en gettid teh top bunk offa my fayce. I havd 2 go 2 teh merjinsee room fr Xrays en eye tests en dey sed “nuffin broke, but didyu no u hav teh farsytid?” So a cuppl weeks laytr I gettid glassiz. I fownd owt yeerz layter dat mom dident go upstayrz wen I skreemd acuz she thot I wuz fytin wif mai sistr. Den mai dad kaym owtta teh playroom en sed “Y teenie skreemin?” en mom sed “fytin wif sis” en dad said “OHNOES, sis iz in playroom wif me!!!” den dey al went upstayrz likkity split!
I stil wayrz glassiz. Glassiz r teh kyoot en stylish.
hahaha!
we wer screemers too! R mommeh used to yell at awl ov us(owder bro too) frum teh odder rum: “STAWP FYTIN IN TEHYR!!!!!!!!”
an we wud yell bak 2 her “WEZ NOT FYTIN!!! WEZ HAFFIN A DISKUSHUNS!!!!”
heehee
we stil sai dat
(ahm vry glad yu dinnot brake yer fayce. an galasses iz kyoot an stylee - ah wares dem2)
hehe, I still fytes wit mai liddle sis, she uzuolly wins tho, wish I culd tell a storee lyk yu too.
(I agreez, teh galasses is teh kyoot an sylish, eben I wears tehm.
oops, I hasn’t dun html fur too lawng.
ai wuz awlso teh big sis in teh top buhnks gettin pawked in teh bak by teh littul sizter down underneaf…but ai gotz her back gud mennee mennee taimes, so iz okay. Wez growud ups an’ stuff naw…no moar buhnk bed faighting.
bootawn, war u gots ur naem ? liek I borned NZ, lib Canada, so I kiwican. Bootawn minds mi uv mai dotter. wen see littow, ai wud sei “Put yur sock on” & soh den layter see wud say “wher R mai sockawns?”
So you are bootawns- iz dat wat u ment?
Eberbody was buhnk bed faighting, dem kittehs waz fast as lietning
oh nos…..don’t get me started– Teho will give me da headshake…..sigh
Horace and Jasper take the bebe stroller for a joy ride…nawt realizing that there are no breaks…..
O_O oh noooooeesss
weeeeee dis aint so badddddd
Horace adn Jasper! 101 Dalm . . dam . . . spotted goggies FTW!
Usta call mah spotted goggie Damnation
Iz troo! Dey R damnayshun gogees! Moast haz da stoopees….
Ma fren haz wun, Loosee. SHe BERREE keyoot, wiggles an SMYLES a beeg grin wen she meets noo peepull!! ALso wen iz kold and da heetr goze awn! So keyoot, wuns yoo reeleyez she nawt meen an snarlin, jus smylin an darlin!!!
Wun tiem, at da bordin kennul, we had 2 huskees. Dey liek to be BERREE activ, runninrunninrunnin. Dees wuz da funnee. Gurl dawg onlee sleept. Boi dawg wuz bored an wood tawk ‘Blah blah blah!’ Sillee puppers!
B! There you be, we alls been skeered about the Caleforne lolfrields!!!
smiles rel big cuz u gawt it :D)
No brakes ok gayla, stop sign at end of road.
rerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
CRASH
tried to make it rould the courner……oopsie…….swy bout your mailbaux LifeLover.
be vewwy vewwy kwiet. we iz huntin dingoez.
da dingoez ate my bebe!
leevin plenteh ov ruum for da kittehs in da strollerz.
Just wanted to let everyone know that I added an update to my postings from last night. Hopefully the kitty drama is over and my baby will be okay within a day or two.
Here’s the link for anyone interested:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/23/id-eat-yooz-but-i-is-to-tired/#comment-127132
what I want to know is…….did you get in troble wif da parentals?
an did yu get teh sawft blankie and choklit from the CCC? Teh sawft blankie yu gif bak wen kitteh com home, teh choklit (cat-berries!) yu can keep
fanks fore teh sawft blankie and choklit. It are halpz mai hart a liddo bit. Will shirley breeng bak teh blankie when i are dun soz someone else kin hav kumfort.