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Weez reddy for our walkies
shotgun!!!
dis mus be Lundin bus. wai it nots red?
Deer, deer Teho. You has inspired mee. I’ve been waitin to do this – well – ever since we’ve been dancing. Since we r in London – let us do teh “Sir Roger de Coverley.” It’s teh dance they do in the Fezziwig scene in A CHRISTMAS CAROL.
The Virginia Reel is based awn this – so I am shur most of u know it or hav seen it. It’s a couples dance – we needs 6 – to 8 couples to start – but wif so meny happee peeple heer, is shirley nawt a problem. (Miz Kitteh, I hoeps you likes this. Woodchuck – if Mr Fezziwig can do tihs, so can u!)
OK – lion up – boiz awn one side and gurls awn teh otter. Or we can mix it up – doesn’t matter. The fiddle is startin (soundz a bit liek an Irish jig).
so – evetybuddy clappin and hoppin – first couple – away you go.
(whoo – hoo) Just Join in – isn’t hard!
I wanna dance wif mai lawyr….I meanz…..woodchuck…… I call DIBS
i can has notwallflower?
Iz gud dancer, rly – onlee 1 left foot!
*clappin*
*hoppin*
*fawlin*
stoopie left foot.
Fling! Wing!! Zing!!!
Aye luvs dis dans!
Swingin’ mah pardner
(ummm… jes hoo IZ mah pardner?
Doe and see and doe
alleymande left
Bowin’ tu mah coarner
hei! Dis beez teh fun!
cSmall – wud u liek to danse wif me?
Aye wanna git in on da happeh for Miz Kitteh!
ah wud be deelited, tankoo Romeow!
(stumbles)
yu’ll wanna watch owt 4 dat left foot ov myne. sumtymes it don want to plai.
(happidans)
(stmbledans)
((happistumbldans))
I’z OK cSmall. It neber matter haow u danse.
Awl ob us jus hoppin n jumpin n clapin n singin fur Miz Kitteh!
Aye fink ur a grate danser – u gots teh rite atti…attitu…wai ob finkin.
Wheeeeeeee…
I enjouy yore dantz bery muchos
ummm wai we haf to stand on teh otter?
Waz teh otter bad?
*blanksmile. blink blink*
no cant resist…
*falla bout laffin…wif beeeg gerin*
No eet is teh Knight Bus. Notis teh purrpl. Hoap kitteh is betr dryvr den Ernee.
Teh dawgeez haf teh koncept of “goink furr a walk” awl wrong….
Laydee I seez ebbery mornin on wai to werk haz too likkle floofy whyt goggiez dat she push round in da pram. Iz much kyute. Inz a goggie kinda wai.
Now eye needz my minyonz tu bring me foodie in da cristul bowlz.
the kittehs alweys 2 steel the melkis frum bebe hoomin, notee kittehs!!
o.o! baby haz flavr?
Corection, babe HAD flavour. Babe realy not be gone, hims takin catnap in kittehs bed. Dey onle switch for awhile.
Es. Tastez lyk Pamprs.
Pleh!!!
rollee baggins! vrrrrrmmmmmm!
(mai kittehs liek baggins fun – eny bag enywer and dey r in da bag thus baggins)
Mai mommah calld papur baggses teh “instant kitteh” on accounta yu putz a bag down ennywher an… yu noes whut happenz next.
sunlight coming through windows is instant kitteh too
“beams of sunlight spontaneously generate cats”
Plz to push me awl teh wai to teh cheezburgrrr shawp?
Srsly.
This teh most invirunmentully sownded wai to gets me dere.
Uvverwize, I can has car keeez?
phunee! winz!1!
and monies.
need da monies for the burgers.
Aye poosh yoo der, YOO poosh me bak. Uphill awwwlll da wai!
Sumtimes, u pushes me too fars.
Dis time?
Not fars enuff.
How comes I neber gets teh top seat? Waaaah WAAAAH ! ! . U neber eber lets me sit dere!!! im tellin mama . . . Den U gets it good.
Doint crai abawt itz – jus poek yur brudder frum unnder dere, mebbee rabbitt kik himz a littel, u no – til hee seez bein up dere aint no biggg deel
maken bruder b POPcat
Mah littul sistur did that when we slept in teh bunk bedz. Made me crazee.
I iz lil sister…..I used to crawl in mai sistur’s bed and say i could no tell da difference they looks jus the same…..
she rolled eyes n said…..
well MAYBE it look different cuz I am IN dis one.
Stoopie lil sis….reporting for duty.
)
Annudder one heer!!!!111!1
I wuz worstest lil sister EVER! I had tree big budders and wun big sister…neber eber slept in mah own bed. I allwayz crawlded in bedz wif mah siblings and kiked dem in mah sleep until dey got up and slept somewerez else.
ai wuz a littel sissster!!!!11!! Ai wuz shoor tiz wuz mai misshun in lief to maek mai ollder sisstre mizzerablest as hoominllee posssibell.
ah iz yunger twin sister, an we did teh bunkbed jumpy gaym until wuntyme mah sister fayceplanted frum teh top bunk. den I did it tosay “it not so bad” butt it wuz not so grate.
.
.
.
den we jus drew on teh wall behin teh bed wif crayons.
o boi, duz I havz a storee fr u! I wuz 6-goin-on7, en I wuz upstayrz in teh bedruum al by maiself lissenin tu a storeetayp (wen u heer teh bell, turn teh payj). I wuz onna bottum bunk en I wuz kikkin teh top bunk 2 mayk it go up en down. Wun tyme, it dident go bak down ryte, en BOOM I havd teh hol top bunk sittin on my fayce! I skreemd en skreemd but nobuddee kaym 2 halp, so I skreemd sum mor en den mai dad en mom kaym upstayrz reel fast en gettid teh top bunk offa my fayce. I havd 2 go 2 teh merjinsee room fr Xrays en eye tests en dey sed “nuffin broke, but didyu no u hav teh farsytid?” So a cuppl weeks laytr I gettid glassiz. I fownd owt yeerz layter dat mom dident go upstayrz wen I skreemd acuz she thot I wuz fytin wif mai sistr. Den mai dad kaym owtta teh playroom en sed “Y teenie skreemin?” en mom sed “fytin wif sis” en dad said “OHNOES, sis iz in playroom wif me!!!” den dey al went upstayrz likkity split!
I stil wayrz glassiz. Glassiz r teh kyoot en stylish.
hahaha!
we wer screemers too! R mommeh used to yell at awl ov us(owder bro too) frum teh odder rum: “STAWP FYTIN IN TEHYR!!!!!!!!”
an we wud yell bak 2 her “WEZ NOT FYTIN!!! WEZ HAFFIN A DISKUSHUNS!!!!”
heehee
we stil sai dat
(ahm vry glad yu dinnot brake yer fayce. an galasses iz kyoot an stylee – ah wares dem2)
hehe, I still fytes wit mai liddle sis, she uzuolly wins tho, wish I culd tell a storee lyk yu too.
(I agreez, teh galasses is teh kyoot an sylish, eben I wears tehm.
oops, I hasn’t dun html fur too lawng.
ai wuz awlso teh big sis in teh top buhnks gettin pawked in teh bak by teh littul sizter down underneaf…but ai gotz her back gud mennee mennee taimes, so iz okay. Wez growud ups an’ stuff naw…no moar buhnk bed faighting.
bootawn, war u gots ur naem ? liek I borned NZ, lib Canada, so I kiwican. Bootawn minds mi uv mai dotter. wen see littow, ai wud sei “Put yur sock on” & soh den layter see wud say “wher R mai sockawns?”
So you are bootawns- iz dat wat u ment?
Eberbody was buhnk bed faighting, dem kittehs waz fast as lietning
oh nos…..don’t get me started– Teho will give me da headshake…..sigh
Horace and Jasper take the bebe stroller for a joy ride…nawt realizing that there are no breaks…..
O_O oh noooooeesss
weeeeee dis aint so badddddd
Horace adn Jasper! 101 Dalm . . dam . . . spotted goggies FTW!
Usta call mah spotted goggie Damnation
Iz troo! Dey R damnayshun gogees! Moast haz da stoopees….
Ma fren haz wun, Loosee. SHe BERREE keyoot, wiggles an SMYLES a beeg grin wen she meets noo peepull!! ALso wen iz kold and da heetr goze awn! So keyoot, wuns yoo reeleyez she nawt meen an snarlin, jus smylin an darlin!!!
Wun tiem, at da bordin kennul, we had 2 huskees. Dey liek to be BERREE activ, runninrunninrunnin. Dees wuz da funnee. Gurl dawg onlee sleept. Boi dawg wuz bored an wood tawk ‘Blah blah blah!’ Sillee puppers!
B! There you be, we alls been skeered about the Caleforne lolfrields!!!
smiles rel big cuz u gawt it
)
No brakes ok gayla, stop sign at end of road.
rerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
CRASH
tried to make it rould the courner……oopsie…….swy bout your mailbaux LifeLover.
be vewwy vewwy kwiet. we iz huntin dingoez.
da dingoez ate my bebe!
leevin plenteh ov ruum for da kittehs in da strollerz.
Just wanted to let everyone know that I added an update to my postings from last night. Hopefully the kitty drama is over and my baby will be okay within a day or two.
Here’s the link for anyone interested:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/23/id-eat-yooz-but-i-is-to-tired/#comment-127132
what I want to know is…….did you get in troble wif da parentals?
an did yu get teh sawft blankie and choklit from the CCC? Teh sawft blankie yu gif bak wen kitteh com home, teh choklit (cat-berries!) yu can keep
fanks fore teh sawft blankie and choklit. It are halpz mai hart a liddo bit. Will shirley breeng bak teh blankie when i are dun soz someone else kin hav kumfort.
so glad u took teh kitteh to teh vet!
i has a water fountain fer my kittehs, and tehy lubs it. is eezy to kleen n if u use teh filters, it duzn’t get full uv gunkola. it took my 15-year-old kitteh a few days till she wuzn’t skeerd of it, but teh 6-munf-old oranj kitteh lubbed it right away. i recommend one fer awl kittehs eberywar.
I forgot that. Those fountains are great…you do have to buy the replacement filters, but my cats all loved to drink from running fountain! Only problem I had was keeping the dogs away from it! Jean, it is wonderful that you got your baby help in time! And like I said before, being a parental unit myself, if your folks got in a snit-they will get over it! On the other hand, kidney damage is permanent!
Hey guys, sorry I took a little nap since I didn’t get much sleep last night. As for the parental units, only mom knows how much the e-vet cost. A few years back dad spent $500 on a stray from our area after she got hit by a car, and that was okay. However, it would not be okay for me to spend $700 on the cat that I have had for so many years. He doesn’t get it.
I just called and checked on boy kitteh. The vet said he’s doing well. He’s still got the catheter in until tomorrow morning when they can monitor him closely after they take it out. Then they want to keep him til Friday morning to make sure he’s able to go without any problems. We don’t want to end up back at square one simply because I am longing to have my baby back.
In the meantime, I have some shopping to do. I need to get everything to ensure that I am helping him keep from having this happen again. I don’t think mom would be so understanding if I had to do this again. She would probably say just to put him down. (Not that I would anyway, mind you!)
I miss boy kitteh very much, but he needs to stay at the vet’s until he’s all better. I am so glad I found this site with people like me who understand.
Jean
u r gud grrl. yu keep on lissening 2 yer heart, k? yer momma an yer poppa mayd taht heart togedder, an tehy will awlwais lubs it.
(((hugs4u)))
(((gentlesnorgle4boicat)))
fank you cSmall. dat meens moar two mee than yoo reeleyze.
b shur u schnorgles ur boi kitteh a lot – gibes him meny noisy, smacky kissehs 4 meh.
an nebbermind da parentals. dey will forgibes (eben dough dere nuffin 2 forgib)… whut doan forgib is death. u absoluteleh did da rite fing.
an uvver hand – no need 2 bovver parentals wif da details ov da shoppings…….
lol, akshully mom aksed me haow mush e-vet bill wuz. i toald her, an she toald me teh udder opshun wuld been two put himz down! ai wuz laik, ummm…neber. jus becuz himz haz a liddo problem they think himz shuld go two teh rainbo brij.
ennyway, kitteh bedder be reddy foar menny snorgles. i am all da tiem snorglin himz ennyway, an this iz jus anudder rezun. i doan cayr what teh parentals thinks, himz iz awl i haz, an i am nawt gibing up on himz naow.
i know the vet bills for this kind of problem can be high, but if treated, the prognosis is really excellent. He should be able to live a normal life afterwards.
The PU’s will get over it. It is an investment in joy.
I don’t mind the bills, no matter what they may be. This cat has gotten me through many medical problems over the past decade. When I had shoulder issues, he used to lay across my shoulder and purr for hours on end trying to take the pain away. He knows when I am in pain or unhappy, and he’s always right there for me. I would spend any amount of money I had to in order to make him feel better. I promised him the day I found him in my grandma’s woodshed that he would always be taken care of. Thank you so much for all of the advice about the water and food. The vet hasn’t told me any of that yet, and this way I can go ahead and find the water thing tomorrow before he comes home. He will also have a litter box upstairs for a while until he’s able to go up and down the stairs again.
it’s good to have two litter boxes, anyway, espcially in a house.
Yea, we has tree litter bokses. Butt awll are downstayrs. Kittehs are gettin owlder, stayrs are gettin harder. Plz to have litter boks upstayrs naow?
I recently spent about $1200 on my 15-year-old cat when she got sick. she also has a little growth on her chest that the vet wants to remove, plus she needs her teeth cleaned, and that’ll be another $480. so… I totally understand. unfortunately.
and I had a diabetic cat for 5 years who needed insulin twice a day.
fur children are no less deserving of their lives than smelly human children.:)
Chewly, I completely agree. When I brought him home, I promised to take care of him. He’s more than taken care of me since I got him, and now it’s my turn. There’s no other option for me. I wish you the best with your kitteh, too. They can be expensive, but they are sooo worth it.
deengo no eet ur bebe….kitteh eet ur bebe!
i’z bad. sry.
didn u hear? the bad is the new good
)
snicker
Why for joo ete mai bebeh? He are not tastee or nootrishus!
mebbe bebbe had teh choklit sprinklz?
that would do it.
Well, himz iz blak and wite…Culd be choklit sprinklz
kitteh be stayin dry wile others feel teh payne?
choklit rain ref….pleh! (lol)
bebe had flavr n ah poopd anudder kitteh
Awesome!!
AWSUM! Strayt outta left feyld.
chek haow we haz to liv naow, all coz owr hyoomin DLed Destineez Chyld. Iz teh suxxorz!!!
Ur babie. I has it!
ur bebeh. i iz it.
(or at leest, dat wut u seems to fink. pls get help.)
wut? phel thinks ur his baby? dag nabbit I musta missed that….
thpppppppppp silleh, is altermit capshun!
(whoh… wuz almoast mis-ID’d as “leaf”, cawt it jus in tiem)
(WordPress shakes fist…whispers “Next time, next time)
LOL!
oohh…….alternat capshon….that’s what we r gonna call it……ya….okay….got it *WINK WINK*
jus givn u a hard time Teho. I feel so good today I be sillier than usual!
)
oh? wel yul luv dis, den… Phel is NOTS can be “him”. go feesh.
RATS! Foiled again. ;D)
Srtoallurr iz 2 nyse
4 plump liddill Pinkee. Iz
juss ryte 4 Kittehz
Haz 2 playses 4
wundurrfull Kitteh Napz wylez
Pinkee Napz inz Bed
Pinkee needz 2 much
stuff 2 sitz in t3h Stroallurr.
Kittehz jumpz ryte in!
Jack.
I stoled more den ur breff dis time.
LOLZ good one ! ! ! many chezburgers 4 U !!
GMTA!
If I had onlee been firtee minnites erlier…
U gitz awl mah cheezburger.
♥♥♥♥♥♥
Verah gud. u stealed mah bref.
us gibs yu teh bebbeh bakk wonz yu gibs us teh deeeluxeh cheezburgerzez..
Mmmmm.
Lil peeenk snausajis.
Gots moar?
teh strained apricotz made for teh nice frooty glaze…
pends wich end tehy’r strayned form
ambercat…..dat is jus wrong
on so many levels…..
lolz
ronniecat started it!
Play nice, chillrunz!! (funny!)
I may has spank u AND ronniecat then?
A spankings? Derez gonna be a spankings?
I lieks to dunk’em in teh syroop!
YUM-O!!!
OH GAWD! I jus hadda awful thot.
I noes it r teh code medysine.
BISKITZ AN BABEE GWAVY!!!!
Yu gonna go strate to hell fur dat wun ‘Lissa!!! I be rite there wif yu!
Or, u noes teh stoopee joke: If teh oluv oyl comes frum teh oluvs and teh corm oyl comes frum teh corms, wher does teh bebe oyl comes frum?
sayme pluyce as dah gurl skout cookehz?????
thnxs fur the dooplex
You made me a bebe.
but I eated it.
wat can i do?
kant hep maiseff,
kuz, in soviet russia,
bebbeh eats you.
sha la la la la la la la
OMG ITS REBENJJ OF TEH MODIST PERPOSUL!!
it never ceases to amaze me how literary the commenters on this site are
shera g’wan (“yeah, right” in brogue).
but i be j/k – yes, he’s a swift one.
i fink PityPat winz dis rownd. och.
Okey skycap
Poosh mee ta gait Fibe
I gots a flyte tu ketch
EEEEK!
Wen Aye went to Englund fur furst tiem, Aye gawt da spraynd ankul. (Dey beree trickee sins da militaree.)
NEway, at da ayrport, dey put me inna weechayr to shuv me to da gayt. Da purser dood went liek ellebenteehunnert mph fru Heefro, OMG! Aye hadda cuvver ma aiyees, wuz so fast a ride!!!!
But at LAX, we gawt fru custummmms in rekkerd tiem!!!!
So be keerfull, kitteh, dem skycaps is in a hurree!!!
Wez jus lukin for leftovurs and inneresting spilt stuff rilly. Alwaes lots of stuff lak froot loops an raysins aftur bebeh leeves. nom nom nom!
OMG SHIRLEY you doant feed your kitteh’s raysins…..they is POISION fur the kitteh….DON’T DO THIS………PLEASE FOR THE LUV OF GUDA….NEVER EVER EVER DO THIS.
Okay I feel better naw
)
I channelling Koneoko again lolz
OH NOES! THINK OF TEH LOLRAYSINS!!!
an nebber leev kitteh in blender.
fousands ob kittehs has died from blender abuuse every day, an nawt just in da fird whirlled.
Dey wuz jus lookin for whirrled pees!
OMG RLY???
*takes kitteh owt ov teh blender*
I can has purreed treat?
AWL I AM SAYINNNNNN
IZ GIB PEAS A CHAAAAAAANCE
it alus maykes me sad when trolls attack, wai cant dey unnerstand dat we no is stoopy an da pickshoors are ment tu be funne? I agrees with ittehbittehkitteh. we awl needs tu gib peas a chance.
on a different note, I recently founded out I can see da ICHC at skool but I no cans post. is okay do, as anybunny who knows me knos, I does awl mai bestest finkin at night.
right momcat?
Kittehs can choek on littl tings, lyk raysins an behbehs! Neber leev yur kitteh alown in teh room wit yur behbeh. An a nekked flaym. An a baff ob scowldin hot warteh. An a bran nu set ob ekstra sharp kichen nives. An teh Teevee witowt prental controwl ober teh pron chanels. Neber!
Wow, partee et Ambercats howse!!!!!
yur rite! sowns lyk a grate nite! wish Ai wuz ther….!
I lubbed dat book Socks by Judy Blume. Parunts had babee an poor Socks gotted pushed awai. Baby and Socks lock demselbs in room an parunts owtside window watchin, goin cwazy, while socks bunnykicks and shredds piwwows, an babee laffs and plays wiff fuzzes in air, and dey fall asweep on eech udder, babee hicupping.
Sooo cute an funny.
Yu no, as funnee as dat is I wuz akshully happee sumwon told me that!!
yeh. butt onlee da orainj wuns r poys..
whoops.
rong joke.
*runn orft*
Dis dingoz week off.
we not eat babees, full, we is in Stroller Joes! I haz the “City Lights”view, and my buds got “Garden” view
Axshuly we is prototype of home inspectors, an iz axperminting. The bottom one checks for floor probs, and the upper level checks out the walls, and the one thumpg around updere is … hey stop waching them peeps you got werk to do…is checking out the ceiling and ruf….
patricat swayze says nobody puts bebbeh in a stroller
Mebbe teh kittehs eated teh dingo goggy dat eated ur babee!
This is in very poor taste.
Ur sns uf hoomor,
it haded no flavur.
Mebbee yoo startid awn da rong end?
omg. so funneh. wun time i wuz eetin snails (NAWT mah choyce), an mah fren sayed *no, doan eet dat end – eet da uvver end.* butt iz berry cornfuzin which end r which on a snail. dere pretty mutch da same… i eeted wun end. dint like it. den i fot – mebbe it wuz da UVVER end i wuz posed to eet. so i eeted da uvver end of da nex wun. dint like it, neever.
The kittehs dinnit fink so.
Taystee baybees!
It helps too add a litto salt an tobasco. Wewwy!
dis is exxackly whut I meens, sum peeps simply donut get it. dere is no such ting as poor taste on ichc! jus sum jokes taht hit below teh belt
(sincker)
Wul, a COWRS it tayst poor! Has u evvur tryd steeln babee frum rich pplz? Iz hards!!11!! Dems have sukyurutee sistumz and gard dogz and howzez!
A COWRSE is poor tayst! U evur try steeln rich babee? Iz imposibul! Dem has sukyuridee sisdumz and gard loldogz and howzez!
Kitte up tawp tinks heez gawt it gud, wif da purtee vyoo, but kitteh unnerneef fown a bottle full uv KMR!
(Why a hyoomin baybee haz bottle uv kitten fud Aye dunno, but der it iz)
Are you safe today?
Hopes. I has it.
Teh gigglez tehy haz me!!!! Srsly. U guyz funnee today!
PS Can sumbody take dis dam goggie. I NO WANT! HEEEELLLLPPPP.srsly. I hab goggie needs gud hom, a boy wita fishin powl ana fishin hole anda lotsa room to runded…anybuddy gotz a situashun lyke dat roun dis here ketteh place? I emailz teh goggie no shippun charsed. Srsly. kthnxbai
bees shur too poke hole in box.
den puts ur junk in dat box.
o….
So sick.
yet so taystee
hahaha very cute.
Ai shtol deh behbee!
Ai shtol deh behbee
whiles u wur tayking
da PEE PEE!
Ai wuz needing teh opperashuns onse. Teh anest … anethee … gaspassr gived me sum pleh likwid fur sedashuns ‘afore ai goes 2 opperashuns ruum. Gived me SUPR SILLEES. Ai wus yellin “Ai shtol deh behbee! …” at teh dops of mine longs. Mine momma wus lyke: “shhhh, tiny chz, u bees having teh supr sillees, an’ maykin 2 mush noyze 2, so u shuts up nao.”
Ai luvs da willow!!
teh brownies ar teh funnie, spshully teh wun hoo fawls in lub wit a cat.
LOLOLOL my second fav of all time (after “dats when i knew i wuz not favorite”)
t3h babees tayste veree ful uv win! I lyk it wen dey stop mooving! Den u can EETZ DEM!!! Muahahahahaha.
POTTER PUPPET PALS FTW
hmm, I wonder if the site is back up!
You bring the map?
This makes me very happy.
Those are my kitties.
XD
<3
Waffle and Tofu.
Tofu, at the top, was sadly hit by a car.
But still.
XD
berry kyoot kittehs, Shimi! Ai yam bigg fann ob teh tabbees! Sry bout Tofu. Gibs Waffows eggstra hugg fum mee.
… a flavur… I has.
Erm…. wat can say but kwl!!