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Trick or treat!
with invisible bag
luk likes a trik 2 meh…
duz liddle dance 4 u bean firsty!!
fanks for dance- wuz jealoos dint get one before! now haf much happee
In DAT CASE….
Dantses till mah feetz fallz off!!
Happy Furstee, mary!
I can has candee corms? Nom-nom-nom…
I got a rock…
Welcome to the twentieth century.
ooo I do the rock, myce elf. I find it stimilating.
youtube /watch?v=yiLNCJdXmX0
Ai cud nevver wak a ball wit such veloc… veelosi… speed.
yay Mary fur teh charlee brown ref! we lubz teh Grayt Pumpkin! Duz ennybuddy no wen itz ‘post to bee brawd…brod…awn teevee?
Cood be NEtiem in da neckst sebben daze…. ‘Pls to be shekkin yor lokal listins’….
Aye liek dat moosick videeyo frum da 80’s… wuz a hayr band… mebbee even Turkish Van Halen… It wood sho dat part uv da sho, “I gotta rock”, den da musik wood start, beree funneee!!!
hayr band fum 80s? veree relevant to my interests.
Perhaps u is thinking uv Twisted Sister’s “I wanna rock”?
youtube /watch?v=wHz-vDsKyiM
2:40 for the epic delivery of the epic line.
nom nom nom
bcawse it’s imdisibl, i can has xtra butters?
and since it be inbisible-NO CALOEREEZ
In dat case….I wud like anudder wun, plz!
Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitte, nawt a sown form teh paaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyvvvvmeeeent…..
Ambercat….dat wuz luvlee….pleez tu sing mor?
tooouuucccchhh meee!
Itz so eeassy to leeeeeeve me!
All alone with da memmmmriessss
Uv mai days in da sun.
wish I’d thot of dis won!
Dat verse alwayz makes me cry (srsly)…COM says “Yu seen dat a millun timez…how cum yu still cri???
Aye use to babysit adn mai kiddies lubbed “Catz”!
Aye watcheded it soo many timez, Aye came ups wit a family twee of awl da kittehs.
Yoo tell COM yoo crai cuz iz still full uv emoshun an poinyanceez!
We playd it in marchin band in collij… hard to play tooba wen yoo iz chokin awn teerz!!
Kitteh wanz 2 b pickeded upz……….mmmmooommmeee hodz meeeeee
I will pik yoo up, kitteh, and snorgle yoo and snuggle yoo foreber and foreber. Hoo kan rezist taht fuzzee bellee?
u r rite. dat iz berry berry prrriti kittie
dats wut i thawt! mommeh will hodz da kitteh! dont kry.
Budders abd sistears are singing “kitteh is a kry bebe, kitteh is a kry bebe”
imbizibul KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
…on teh cob
hahahahahahahaha! wuv does star trak reFurenz
I new somewun wood beet me to taht referenz!!!!
u win for making it an “invisibul” too!
eksept nao i fink i shuda jus maed it “imbizibul corm on teh KHAAAAAAAAAAB” tho. ah wel. i yooz dat vershun wen its can be T-shert tiem.
CORMS ON DA KOBBB
Ridi, Pagliaccio,
sul tuo amore infranto!
Ridi del duol, che t’avvelena il cor!
(I doan’t speke loltalian, sorree!)
But yu singded it beeuteefullee!
ohhhhh So low mio
Ohhh So low meow.
La donnay mobilay
Dis be a berry musikal groop!
Con te partrio’
Paesi che non ho mai
veduto e vissuto con te,
adesso si li vivro’
Con te partiro’
su navi per mari
che, io lo so,
no, no, non esistono piu’
con te io li vivro’
lolspk 2 cumfoosin wif talin.
Henry V kitteh singz
Non nobis domine domine
Non nobis domine
Sed nomini, sed nomini
tuo da gloriam.
Lolatin! (Henry V, yes?)
Oops, sorree! My screne is messted up an I din’t see ur “Henry V kitteh singz” lyne at furst!
I tawt it wuz, “NOM nobis…
nom nobis domine == our strong nom noms?
lolz!
I run d&d gamz fer mai kiddies (easire to keep an ai on whut they do wif it, an they have vurry gud vurry imagnitiv furendz)
thee boiz get in argument about damagez of poll akez… and wee getz vurry of traks wehn suddenly, a
out of nowherz, mai nin yr old daughter (dressed in pink pjz and a purpl glitter hair band, mind u–) starts singning to the tunz of Emperial theme of teh stahr wahrz:
“Glaive glaive glaive, glaive guisarme, glaive guisarme. Glaive glaive glaive, glaive guisarme, glaive guisarme”
teh boiz stop and jes lookz at her fre a seconz, then eveary body laffs til they craiz.
nerd heven. [sigh]
whai i nots gro up in UR howss?? i myt’ve bin moar soshul.
Der Hölle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen,
Tod und Verzweiflung flammet um mich her!
Fühlt nicht durch dich Sarastro
Todesschmerzen,
So bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr.
Verstossen sei auf ewig,
Verlassen sei auf ewig,
Zertrümmert sei’n auf ewig
Alle Bande der Natur
Wenn nicht durch dich!
Sarastro wird erblassen!
Hört, Rachegötter,
Hört der Mutter Schwur!
Kitteh be playin Qween of teh Nite from Die Zauberflöte. Sadlee, German duz not translayt well to LOLspeek.
praps we cud sing teh cats duet bie Rossinni tugebber? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9C-BAYRiE9I
Mite sumbuddy fling a shue at us whilst we beez yowling?
i gets mah dinnr frum a garbijj can…
Wow, nebber noo Aye cood sing too parts uv Ayetaleeyun doowet wif no traynin!!!!
But dat videyo skeeree, wif da chaynkis in sachurashun!
This Is Just To Say
I has eated
teh invizible corn
that wuz in
teh fridge
and which
u wuz probly
savin
for snackie.
Forgive me
it was delicious
so gushy
and so nom nom nom.
!!!
I eated teh corms cuz U wuz owt uv plumz.
Much wins wif da poe-tree kwote!!
wels… parumfayz, enywaiz.
“paw-rum-frayz”…no?
okays, comseedid.
Oh oh oh… it’s not Robert Frost, it’s uh…. that guy…. with the shirt. I remember studying that poem in first year English in Uni, but my books are all packed right now… but it was a plum, right?
e.e. cummings?
Walt Whitman?
yoo r obserbing mai vast knowing of poets.
William Carlos Williams. I finally gave up and googled “This is Just to Say”.
My poet knowledge is about as vast, rilly.
Moar edjumukayshun frum teh ICHC! I gets smartr eberee dai.
E. E. Cummings reference, right? I think that’s who did the “this is just to say” poems… I get them mixed up, we go through so many poets in my AP Lit class…
comment for pic: teh corms on teh cob iz very nice, but iz not cheezburger.
oops, didn’t see the post saying it’s williams. oh well… i got confused. we studied them at about the same time. was a good guess anyhow.