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Trick or treat!
with invisible bag
luk likes a trik 2 meh…
duz liddle dance 4 u bean firsty!!
fanks for dance- wuz jealoos dint get one before! now haf much happee
In DAT CASE….
Dantses till mah feetz fallz off!!
Happy Furstee, mary!
I can has candee corms? Nom-nom-nom…
I got a rock…
Welcome to the twentieth century.
ooo I do the rock, myce elf. I find it stimilating.
youtube /watch?v=yiLNCJdXmX0
Ai cud nevver wak a ball wit such veloc… veelosi… speed.
yay Mary fur teh charlee brown ref! we lubz teh Grayt Pumpkin! Duz ennybuddy no wen itz ‘post to bee brawd…brod…awn teevee?
Cood be NEtiem in da neckst sebben daze…. ‘Pls to be shekkin yor lokal listins’….
Aye liek dat moosick videeyo frum da 80’s… wuz a hayr band… mebbee even Turkish Van Halen… It wood sho dat part uv da sho, “I gotta rock”, den da musik wood start, beree funneee!!!
hayr band fum 80s? veree relevant to my interests.
Perhaps u is thinking uv Twisted Sister’s “I wanna rock”?
youtube /watch?v=wHz-vDsKyiM
2:40 for the epic delivery of the epic line.
OMG its Bearcat!!!
nom nom nom
bcawse it’s imdisibl, i can has xtra butters?
and since it be inbisible-NO CALOEREEZ
In dat case….I wud like anudder wun, plz!
Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitte, nawt a sown form teh paaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyvvvvmeeeent…..
Ambercat….dat wuz luvlee….pleez tu sing mor?
tooouuucccchhh meee!
Itz so eeassy to leeeeeeve me!
All alone with da memmmmriessss
Uv mai days in da sun.
wish I’d thot of dis won!
Dat verse alwayz makes me cry (srsly)…COM says “Yu seen dat a millun timez…how cum yu still cri???
Aye use to babysit adn mai kiddies lubbed “Catz”!
Aye watcheded it soo many timez, Aye came ups wit a family twee of awl da kittehs.
Yoo tell COM yoo crai cuz iz still full uv emoshun an poinyanceez!
We playd it in marchin band in collij… hard to play tooba wen yoo iz chokin awn teerz!!
Kitteh wanz 2 b pickeded upz……….mmmmooommmeee hodz meeeeee
I will pik yoo up, kitteh, and snorgle yoo and snuggle yoo foreber and foreber. Hoo kan rezist taht fuzzee bellee?
u r rite. dat iz berry berry prrriti kittie
dats wut i thawt! mommeh will hodz da kitteh! dont kry.
Budders abd sistears are singing “kitteh is a kry bebe, kitteh is a kry bebe”
imbizibul KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
…on teh cob
hahahahahahahaha! wuv does star trak reFurenz
I new somewun wood beet me to taht referenz!!!!
u win for making it an “invisibul” too!
eksept nao i fink i shuda jus maed it “imbizibul corm on teh KHAAAAAAAAAAB” tho. ah wel. i yooz dat vershun wen its can be T-shert tiem.
CORMS ON DA KOBBB
Ridi, Pagliaccio,
sul tuo amore infranto!
Ridi del duol, che t’avvelena il cor!
(I doan’t speke loltalian, sorree!)
But yu singded it beeuteefullee!
ohhhhh So low mio
Ohhh So low meow.
La donnay mobilay
Dis be a berry musikal groop!
Con te partrio’
Paesi che non ho mai
veduto e vissuto con te,
adesso si li vivro’
Con te partiro’
su navi per mari
che, io lo so,
no, no, non esistono piu’
con te io li vivro’
lolspk 2 cumfoosin wif talin.
Henry V kitteh singz
Non nobis domine domine
Non nobis domine
Sed nomini, sed nomini
tuo da gloriam.
Lolatin! (Henry V, yes?)
Oops, sorree! My screne is messted up an I din’t see ur “Henry V kitteh singz” lyne at furst!
I tawt it wuz, “NOM nobis…
nom nobis domine == our strong nom noms?
lolz!
I run d&d gamz fer mai kiddies (easire to keep an ai on whut they do wif it, an they have vurry gud vurry imagnitiv furendz)
thee boiz get in argument about damagez of poll akez… and wee getz vurry of traks wehn suddenly, a
out of nowherz, mai nin yr old daughter (dressed in pink pjz and a purpl glitter hair band, mind u–) starts singning to the tunz of Emperial theme of teh stahr wahrz:
“Glaive glaive glaive, glaive guisarme, glaive guisarme. Glaive glaive glaive, glaive guisarme, glaive guisarme”
teh boiz stop and jes lookz at her fre a seconz, then eveary body laffs til they craiz.
nerd heven. [sigh]
whai i nots gro up in UR howss?? i myt’ve bin moar soshul.
Der Hölle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen,
Tod und Verzweiflung flammet um mich her!
Fühlt nicht durch dich Sarastro
Todesschmerzen,
So bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr.
Verstossen sei auf ewig,
Verlassen sei auf ewig,
Zertrümmert sei’n auf ewig
Alle Bande der Natur
Wenn nicht durch dich!
Sarastro wird erblassen!
Hört, Rachegötter,
Hört der Mutter Schwur!
Kitteh be playin Qween of teh Nite from Die Zauberflöte. Sadlee, German duz not translayt well to LOLspeek.
praps we cud sing teh cats duet bie Rossinni tugebber? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9C-BAYRiE9I
Mite sumbuddy fling a shue at us whilst we beez yowling?
i gets mah dinnr frum a garbijj can…
Wow, nebber noo Aye cood sing too parts uv Ayetaleeyun doowet wif no traynin!!!!
But dat videyo skeeree, wif da chaynkis in sachurashun!
This Is Just To Say
I has eated
teh invizible corn
that wuz in
teh fridge
and which
u wuz probly
savin
for snackie.
Forgive me
it was delicious
so gushy
and so nom nom nom.
!!!
I eated teh corms cuz U wuz owt uv plumz.
Much wins wif da poe-tree kwote!!
wels… parumfayz, enywaiz.
“paw-rum-frayz”…no?
okays, comseedid.
Oh oh oh… it’s not Robert Frost, it’s uh…. that guy…. with the shirt. I remember studying that poem in first year English in Uni, but my books are all packed right now… but it was a plum, right?
e.e. cummings?
Walt Whitman?
yoo r obserbing mai vast knowing of poets.
William Carlos Williams. I finally gave up and googled “This is Just to Say”.
My poet knowledge is about as vast, rilly.
Moar edjumukayshun frum teh ICHC! I gets smartr eberee dai.
E. E. Cummings reference, right? I think that’s who did the “this is just to say” poems… I get them mixed up, we go through so many poets in my AP Lit class…
comment for pic: teh corms on teh cob iz very nice, but iz not cheezburger.
oops, didn’t see the post saying it’s williams. oh well… i got confused. we studied them at about the same time. was a good guess anyhow.
JESUS CHRIST! GET IN THE CAR! IT’S A BEAR!!!!!!
hm… mebbe:
JEEBIS CHRIS, IZ NO CORMS AT AWL, GET IN DA CAR AN WE GOES SUMWHARES ELSE!!!
Whew, not bear, onlee vacuuumm (kitteh is embar assed).
how duz teh kitteh get to hang owt wiv Jeebis Kryst? iz kitteh a dissi…disy…sum wun hoo fawllows teh Lawd?
He wud if Jeebis had teh corms!
win!
like da kittehs in Narnya
JESUS CHRIST! GET IN THE BEAR! IT’S A CAR!
(that’s how I read it originally
)
mai disslexxya. let me show u it.
Not Invisible Corm. Itz Opera-Cat!
Pavarotti kitteh keepz the memries alive.
“Meemreez…allla lone in teh mooonlite…”
magnificaaaat! magnificaaaat!
Anima mea dominum!
Et exculvi spiritus meus in deo salutari meo!
Well, taht’s eesy fur u tu sai.
Dis iz wat “da marry wit da cherry” singz in da bible wen she findz out shez preggers.
Essentially, praize da ceiling cat! Aye am blessest!
ego ne unum quidem verbum intellego
Ai singed tihs wun! Wit tu diffrent kwires in spayce of tree munts. Noet to sel: Muss fine kwire to sing wit. Tralalalaaa!!!!!
“Et exsultavit”, shoorely.
{Si haec verba legere potes, perdoctus es.}
sorry. mai typo.
Adn tank you foor de compliment.
I’m the Champ…come on take u on!
I SHAL HUNT YOU DOWN CEILING CAT :@
DIS AI VOWWW!!!
i dun no wuht yer talkin bowt. nope. nebber herd ov it.
ah’ll chayse you roun teh moons of Nibia an roun teh Antarus Maylestrom an roun purdishuns flaymes b4 ah gibs yu up!
Dune kitteh?
erm…
Mobie Dick via Wrath of Khaaaaaaaan(ontehkobbbb)
heehee -lov dose ster trak refrunz
Oops…I fot it wuz Mobee Dik ref…
i fink it be frum wraTh of KHaaaaaaaan when riCatdo Montalban emotes about revnge on Kwirk
Dat’s right.
By Grapthar’s hammer, by the sons of Mordank,
You shall be revenged!
neber gib up, neber serender
As gizzly kitteh looms up behind him, Timothy Treadwell whispers offscreen:
I will die for these animals! I will die for these animals! I will die for these animals!
*chomp*
Dats wot Ai thot. Luks liek bear. Cud be the rare grizzlee cat? Ai thot dey wuz xtinct.
Hurrie up n take teh pitcher, I can’t stan up like dis wif my mouf open for much longerer!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh SoooOOOOOLOooo MeeeeeooooooOOOOOOO
Praize the LOOrd and pass the cheezburgers
Steeeelllaaaaaaaa!!!
(I haz a Brando impressun, let me shows you!)
Mebe Stalone?
frum Streetcat nomed Deesire
noes! From Over da hedge! lulz
This has been on before with the caption
You have awakened bear cat
Well….I mist dat wun!! Sum of us r neu to teh lolwurld, yano!
i not see that wun… wuz good kapchun.
WordPress Kitteh says I SHALL RENAME U ALL & CAUSE CHAOS! MUWHA HAHA!
Mah tonsills, lemme show you tem.
duz tihs luk infekktd 2 u?
Nom nom nom nom. Invisible halloween kandyz…I has them.
kaaaaahhhhhhhnnnn!
wel helo SAMS.
jinx.
how r u?
have the winds changed yet?
any word from B! or Stend? or other SoCal lolfriends?
(((pacesworriedly)))
smoky here but the fires are headed away from town – onshore breezes are pushing them to fallbrook
Hey, Scotch……how ar things in sunny SoCal dis day??? Hope you an B! an CBSB, et al…are still hangin in there….we all thinkin bout yu an wishin yu saftee!
I is safe. Winds has changed. Yesterday whoal sky waz big smoke clowd from wurk to hoam. Today wen I heded bak to wurk teh moon wuz blood red but I kood see starz.
Ai seez a widdle sillooetto uv a kat
fluffy kat, fluffy kat
kan Ai snorgle ur belleh?
(wiv appleoggies too Kween)
Krap…eer wurm…..curse yu, sir!
couldn’t help but sing that in my head as i read it. works very well actually, i think Queen would be proud ~^.^~
Pointy endz like litening,
verry verry fritening!
o fluffy cat (o fluffy cat)
o fluffy cat (o fluffy cat)
oooo!
Warez mai buckit, warez mai buckit
Warez mai buckit, give it back
Dey takez mai bu-u-u-u-u-u-KIT
Eye’m jus a lolrus, nobunny loffz mee
(Hee’z just a lolcat frum a small fluffery)
Givez him back his toiz an wee kann all getz sum pees.
Hunting hi, hunting lo, ware did mai buckit go
I HAZ IT! NO! Ai will not let it go! (Let it go!)
I WANTZ IT! Ai will not let it go!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
O MAMMA MIA, MAMMA MIA, MAMMA MIA, Let him go!
Bee elzebubb had a kitteh fur a som
Poor meee, poor mee POOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(… not as good as Tony James!!!)
skarramouse skarramouse
willz u do da fandango?
funderbolts an lightnin
berry berry frightenin meh
(i gotz attachmint 2 dis song…)
(i miss mah scaramouche!)
Plug in Gitar Hero!
So u tink u can stone me and spit in my iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
I’ll skritch u and bite u and make u cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Ohhhhhhh kit-teh, forgive me bay-beh, just gotta leave and get out of here!
*hed banging*
much hed banging in da cah….but I gib yu a no-hurl garrantee
Ai wud laik wun of tehm plz – I has repert…rupewt…repput…. I iz well nown fer pukin in teh car.
ollie ollie
oxin free
mum says come home noa or gets da spankin!!
~kittehs eberwhere runz home~
Dis da furst (*peeks furtively around*) part of my mornin streechies…..
Black (and invisubul purrrpl) kitteh yells:
GO ROCKIES!!!!!
(ah yoozd 2 lib in colorado; grue up in ARoarA)
HEY! warz mah commint?
Okay wut ah said wuz:
Black (and invisibul purrpl) kitteh says:
GO ROCKIES!!
(ah grued up in ah-roar-ah cah lo rah doh!)
well, hell, there it is.
Dang, so sorry for the repeat.
but GO ROCKIES!!!
WP likes to mess wif our mindz!!
Durn.
I think the Rockies misunderstood what I meant when I roared “GO!”
I didn’t mean “away”.
Hay der!! Aye livd on Tamarac norf uv 17th fur a wile!!!
hmmm heep beeg troll pass dis way… two, free minutz ago.
trollsign
Cool!
I graduated from Hinkley High.
Went back home this summer, saw the Rocky Mountains and wept. That area is such a part of my being.
I’m all teary even now….. (13 to 1!!!!!!!?????!!)
Frenz, Romins, Kuntreemen, len me ur cheezeburgers!
I promiss to giv em back…layter…honest!
Four yoo iz “an honerable man.”
Hee hee hee
et tu, Pegataur?
Aye am az constant az de northern star!
Kry havoc! adn let slip da goggies of war!
Aye have kum not to praize seezar but to bury him!
invisible hanky… ah-chew!!
*kitteh sings*
Figaro fi, Fiagro la
Fiagro, fi, Fiagro la
Fiagro, Figaro, Figaro
Fiiiiiigggggaaaaaarooooooooo!
OT: Anybody hear from B yet today? Or da udder peeps from the lower left coast?
She is postin on sum udder pics rite now….she will prolly be cot up wif dis soon!
Catzilla rampaging through Invisible Tokyo
ai lub taht……
joo angers ma this mooch!
joo did it! joo maney-yaks! joo blooo it up!
D4M YU!!! D4M YU TU HAYLLLLLLL!!!!
get yoor hands off uv me yoo dam dirty ape!
wen u prys dem owt ob owr coald ded pawz
imvisible fare katch
Wher dez cheapie low burger botes comin from? Dis a troll out dere? Does we needz to sound da troll arlar…alam….warnin horn?
imaginary rock conzert!!!
OOOOOOOOOOHH soooooooLEMIEEOW…..
Opra kitteh bets her furst aria
Aye fot dis wuz da jazzhans kitteh wif da bewbs, http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/09/jazz-hands/
But dat kitteh haz a whyt belleh….
… to tayke u to himz manshun in teh skaaaaaayyyyuhhhayyyyayyyyyy
Wutz dat flowr U hav on?
invisible char-a-okeeh !
Invisibul birfday caek with canduls
You’re doing it wrong. “invisible” macros do not use your insipid “cat talk”, they use plain english.
ocd, u has it!
Invisible fun-stealing Nazi.
/said it for you in proper English.
humer – u doin it rong.
frow out da rules – dey onlee interferes….
cood dis b teh troll???? iz meen & nastiez…no like !!!!!
yoomer gets stael prity qwik if it nots ebolv, u noes. (riet?)
So do trolls…
butt if dey ebolbes into trollie-cars an goes away iz nawt so bad….
A sense of humor. You does not have it.
Shhh, evreeewun! We haz bin visitid bai teh Poap uv teh Intertoobs! I kin smellz teh Papal Bulls*** frum hear!
Silenz evreewun! We haz bin visitid bai teh Poap uv teh Internets!
I kin smellz teh Papal Bulls–t frum hear!
If you tire of insipid “cat-talk”, why are you here? This is LOLcats, for Pete’s sake.
It’s the internet, you could go find something else that doesn’t irritate you so much.
Charlton Heston kitty says:
” D4MN YOU !!! D4MN YOU ALL TO H3LL !!! “
luks liek bofe SAMS an Stend be chekd in naows. yay!
u shud mabey cumpaer nowts befoar yr hedliens goes tu press, tho.
(WurdPres, dat is)
Invisible Orchistra!
Khaaan!
Khaaan!
WUT???
WUT???
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan…you never saw it? Shatner screaming “KHAAAN!” has become a popculture icon in recent years, this kitty reminded me of it, I think if these things need explaining they lose their lulz
“Oh Gawd..”
“Yes?”
d00d, scrol UP. we wuz awl usin dis gag. me imcludid!
Nao offendseces , butt ai tink taht Tehio waz anserin teh cawl to KHAAN (az ifn hee waz Khaan….)
ai jest saying
okthxbai
Gud fing abewt non-eksistent kawn ahn kahb:
It no leeb bad stringy bitz in teef.
Iz jus gottah…
“SIIIIIIIIINGZ!!!”
(kinda likes this one as “u woke bearcat from hibernashun”)
ya, is reruns. but we stil waches doez, too.
eben betar, teh capshuns an coments is noo evry tiem.
You is right. True dat kitty kat.
“Swameee! How i luvs yoo how I luvs yoo mah deer ol’ Swammeee!!”
‘SCUZE ME.
CORMS ON THE COB
k, bai <3
tonite we dines IN HELLL
Bar n mi rum! hez lokz likz thz.
STELLA!
you woke bearcat from hybernation!!1! ahhhhhhhhh!!1!
Invisible… cheezburger!
Tenor Kat – Will Singz 4 CHZBGR
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2724872