Comments on: dis not cannibalizm…rite?

By: Rob

Rob — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 00:16:34 +0000

That’s a reasonable question! LOL

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 21:58:10 +0000

u’d noe.

By: Anomynous

Anomynous — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 21:02:19 +0000

um…retarded much?

By: teenie

teenie — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 02:54:23 +0000

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!!!

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:47:20 +0000

o, luk! a chiken!

/ennyboddee see dat? dats mee an mai mom’s new joke..she hab teh ADD reeel bad. AND bee furst ub 10 kids. OOOOOOOhhhhh, she bossee. So she go rown pullin dis stunt: “Oh, hai, I made u a job, go finish it” LOL!

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:45:33 +0000

I haf put it on mai kalendar for 1/11 & 1/12

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:45:04 +0000

Oh, hai. I eeted dat Snickers dat wuz in ur desk.

By: dd

dd — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:35:31 +0000

Grate idea! Roun here Pet Smart adoshuns only on Caturday. 1/11 iz Friday. Cud du 1/12 instead??

By: Lucy

Lucy — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:31:49 +0000

Googie, better eatz da cheezburgers jus 2 b onna safe side.

By: dd

dd — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:31:25 +0000

Notepad b gud idea. Sple caeker on word wud hab ner.. nourv.. emo probls.

By: Lucy

Lucy — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:28:36 +0000

Not to be forgettin Fursty DAnce for dis great post. Iz dancin as fast as I can. We all bery proud ob uz!

By: Lucy

Lucy — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:24:05 +0000

Dat b bery good tinkin. I votes a big YES. 1/11 sound as good a date as any. I wouldz lub to do dis! Anybody else?

By: D.R.

D.R. — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 05:46:58 +0000

Nah doggeh

C, haht dawg no is same az “dawg” dawg

Haht dawg maed frum bief

It tastee

It jus a werd. Eet oop.

By: sally

sally — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:30:29 +0000

sixeee !!!!! (whispers……iz cawled ADD peeps…..) ADD, Ai haz it….

By: Jenny

Jenny — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 03:08:17 +0000

oh noes!!!! is Frank-ensteyn!!!

By: leaf

leaf — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 03:08:13 +0000

Here howza bout this:

“Inclement Weather Sustenance” for wen Life or Mother Nature rains on ya…

By: lufflaff

lufflaff — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:50:10 +0000

I *lubs* dis idea!! I iz a shelter werker when Iz not in skool to become kittehvet. Iz alwayz hert-breakin to see da kittehs wif nufin to do, dis be fantastic! Next birfday (mebbe even Christmas) Iz gonna ask for donations!
it do be a goods idea to check nsee what lolcal shelter wants/needs. sumtimes we hafta frow away stuff cause it not good/safe for danimals.
i be lovin dis comm, comu, place of kindred spiritz.

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:01:16 +0000

Said teh Bhuddadog to teh vender: “Maak me wun wif everytink”. So teh vender duz, and teh dawg hands him twenny munnies. “Were’s mi change?” “Change comz frum wiffin”

By: princess mu

princess mu — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:00:34 +0000

do ani ov yawlll member “da hobbit”? if ur a hobbit, den awn ur birffdai u gibes presents tew awl ur frenz. den on der birffdais ur frenz do da same.

ceems liek a gude wai to spend ones birffday. give tew otters n ur time ov happiness and receeve in theirs

joo cin b happi fur urself, an draw otters n tew da joi.

Elf (ah tew wunnder about hur & hope shi iz saef) and lolcatburgler hav boff inspired mini ov us.

ah has lawng beleebed dat ah must give as mutch pleasoor as ah can.
an pass awn az mutch kyndness as ah have wiffin mi

fur wiffowt fayl, the goodness comes back
an maeks mi strawngur

By: moosluvr

moosluvr — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:52:05 +0000

thkz. U thnk ahz oftn ahz i iz thout ta be gi when i iz gurl, i wud thnk b4 i do sam thng. *baps self on forehead*

& mah nounz…beesidz practis, dey alzo ned fundin tah goh pro. mabee getz fundz bai selin cheezburgerz.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:29:39 +0000

Mah lolatin, let me show u it. kthxvenividivici

By: Jennifffuurr

Jennifffuurr — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:29:06 +0000

Mai daddy say “Girl, I hear folks say we uze onlee 10% of our branes. Why U waste yor 10% on song lyrics an linz frum moveez?!?!” Jessta way we’z wired, I gesst. *wink*

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:21:51 +0000

U is forgivesen. I has gender-nootral screen name and mah avatar (not showing at teh moment) is a boi kitteh.

If they practice hard, ur amateurnouns will someday become pronouns!

By: July

July — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:13:57 +0000

lolspeeek of “ergo” ftw!!

By: moosluvr

moosluvr — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:11:48 +0000

i sry…mai pronons ned wrkz at tahmz. plz frgivz.

i seed that 1. iz veri funi.

By: princess mu

princess mu — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:04:43 +0000

i put mi response in da rong place sew ah put it n da rite place

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:59:54 +0000

hear,hear!!

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:54:04 +0000

mebbee bizzee wif teh skoolz

By: princess mu

princess mu — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:43:24 +0000

do ani ov yawlll member “da hobbit”? if ur a hobbit, den awn ur birffdai u gibes presents tew awl ur frenz. den on der birffdais ur frenz do da same.

ceems liek a gude wai to spend ones birffday. give tew otters n ur time ov happiness and receeve in theirs

joo cin b happi fur urself, an draw otters n tew da joi.

Elf (ah tew wunnder about hur & hope shi iz saef) and lolcatburgler hav boff inspired mini ov us.

ah has lawng beleebed dat ah must give as mutch pleasoor as ah can.
an pass awn az mutch kyndness as ah have wiffin mi

fur wiffowt fayl, the goodness comes back
an maeks mi strawngur

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:31:03 +0000

I lieks dis idea! Lets awl visit teh dopshun animulz and gib munny on Janyooaree eleben! We mite eben run intu odder ICHC peeps taht wai!

By: Shera (kittehvet)

Shera (kittehvet) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:18:31 +0000

before storms, wally world reports the most popular food item sold is pop tarts

By: Shera (kittehvet)

Shera (kittehvet) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:15:22 +0000

mee five

By: Shera (kittehvet)

Shera (kittehvet) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:13:07 +0000

Whut a wonnerful ting to do!!

I’z shur the kittehs enjoyed it much.

Iz good thing to gib on the burfdae

By: Angel Kisses

Angel Kisses — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:09:32 +0000

very wundurfull storee! almost maded me criez knowink kittehs so happee! and happee birfday to u!

By: dogbotherer

dogbotherer — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:50:55 +0000

ditto.
makes my family so mad dat i remember obskewer stuff but not da portant ones.
dats cuz dey impotent ones aint funny.
dey dont stik like da funnee wuns.

By: dogbotherer

dogbotherer — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:45:43 +0000

muddy fots.
dey is kinda fun.

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:44:36 +0000

Mai sissie an me libs in a purty big condyminnyum…is 1050 skware feets. But teh problim is dat nawt enuf uf it bees storij! Mai bedrum has lotses of floar spays an I duz has a big klosit, but teh klosit in sissie’s bedrum is bery smawl. An teh “kote klosit” is a joak. U haf tu tern sydways to fit stuf intu it.

Ef we had a baysmint to put junks in, lyk sissie’s camp gere an her Avon stuf she sels, we wuld be so happee! We doant rilly nede moar living spayse, jus nedes moar storij.

By: Tabitha Twitchit

Tabitha Twitchit — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:20:29 +0000

Glad thingz iz improoving over thar.

I want to read all my knooz in lolcat from henceforth…

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:14:31 +0000

wehre IZ elfie….? i hasnt sawded her posting 2 a wile.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:11:38 +0000

Thx, Kathleen!

I writed mah story in Notepad and was ready to post it but teh corm-on-teh-cob kitteh had 100 comments already so I checked back every once in a while for a new pic. I posted as soon I saw this one — it was just a happy acksident that mah messidge appeared where it did.

Also, peeples, please to give props to Elfinugget for being teh firs– being teh original thinker-upper of the idea!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:04:08 +0000

Teh first post was on January 11. That’s 1/11 !!1! Close enuf to bein a birfday.

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:57:30 +0000

dis goggeh taste funneh to meh…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:48:41 +0000

I is not a legal professional, but teh definishun of “publick performance” is:

“performances which occur at a place open to the public, or at any place where a substantial number of persons outside of a normal circle of a family and its social acquaintances is gathered.”

Sounds like ICHC to me, airgo, it wus a publick performance.

But teh gud noos is that you donut has to be teh parranoyd about ur windoes.

Nice offis, BTW.

By: Anukki

Anukki — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:42:48 +0000

If dis is hurst cat-sle, I iz teh sad, tu. Mai gurlfrend is a ar-cat-teck, and haz taut meh much abowt presheeyatin bildings and suchlike.

But still, moar cormserned aboat teh peeples.

By: cheshirepat

cheshirepat — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:38:08 +0000

*Hearst* Cat-stle? Ohhhnoes… I nebber vizi…vissi ..uh, wen dere… /sobs…

By: Kandyn

Kandyn — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:35:44 +0000

aye givz u 50 bajillyun burgerz foar dat wun. Aye wanted to sA it, butt u beeted me to it.

I can has pohlituhcal cahrear? kthxbai

By: karen

karen — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:22:04 +0000

lawng goggie, u jess nevvur no wut is in teh weenees! cuud b teh k-9 meet.

on teh uthurr han, weenees maek me theenk uv BAISBAL!! teh wirlld ceerees 2-nite. kant do baisbal wifawt teh weenees! GOOOO SOXXXX!!!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:15:34 +0000

If by “he” u means lolcatburglar, u is mistook, moos. I is a lady lolcatburglar. (Double checks just to make sure.) Yes. I is a gurl. See? Mah mask and swag bag is pink.

Now, *this* kitteh has a shoo fon:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/04/getsmart-cat-hav-fone-in-shue

By: Anukki

Anukki — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:10:28 +0000

Perzackly. Obscure referenz FTW!
Whut I did dis moarnin, ware be teh nu buk I bot, did I taik mai vitaminz tudai, awl full of lose and pleh.

By: Anukki

Anukki — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:07:53 +0000

Are dere enny rowses tu have raindrops on?