dis not cannibalizm…rite?
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About a month ago elfinugget posted about going to Pet supermarket on her birfday and buying mowsie toyz for teh dopshun kittehs and how she and her frenz had teh big funz watching teh kittehs enjoy teh mowsie toyz. Many of us said “how funz! I must do that on mah birfday too!”
Mah birfday was several weeks ago but I finally had a opportunity to give birfday mowsies to teh dopshun kittehs at mah local PetSMRT last night. I had dinners wif a fren and afterwurds I said, “does u mind if we stops at PetSMRT?” He didn’t mind but I didn’t tell him what I wanted there. I buyed a big bag of ’ssorted mowsies. I axed teh register lady if it was ok to give teh mowsies to teh dopshun kittehs. She looked surprized but said “Yes u can. How nice!” Mah fren had thought we was gonna leeve until then and he looked surprized too. We went to see the dopshun kittehs and handed out mowsies. Most of teh kittehs was nappin and they already had some toyz in their cages but most of them waked up and played wif their new mowsies. One cage had twin orinj stripey marmylade kittens and i gived them each a mowsie but they both played with teh same one. There was a older-kitten tuckseedo kitteh that was fraid of teh mowsie at first but then played wif it. Then there was a gray floofyboi who was moar interested in playin wif mah fingers than wif his mowsie. Sharp pointy ends! But if I had been looking to take home a kitteh I think he wudda been teh one.
Mah fren is ‘lergic to kittehs but he does ok wif mine usually. They is older and when he comes over they is moar interested in being petted than in playin. He was ok last night wif the dopshun kittehs in a enclosed space. He really had teh funz watchin all teh kittehs play. That was a unexpected bonus for me! When we was drivin home he started talking bout maybe he could get a kitteh someday.
Elfi’s post:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/20/it-had-a-flavor-and-it-was-bad/#comment-96401
aww
Cute storee
happi birthdai 2 yu
happi birthdai 2 yu
happi haaappi happpi haaappi
happi birthdai 2 yu
(an yer leeetul freeeeeens!)
song is copirited but ah don cayre. Dat wuz a grate storee. I give yu a happi brthdai happi dans wif mousies on teh side clappin paws
Thx! Teknickly, I think whut u did there was a “publick perfoarmance”, so u might bes in trubble. Is ok, we starts defense fund for u.
Then again, copyrite lolyers is askeered of mousies, so u might be teh safe after all.
Dey can soo bot ub us. *joins in dance*
Dat wuz a soopur an lubblee furst post ideeuh, lolcatburglar!
Thx, Kathleen!
I writed mah story in Notepad and was ready to post it but teh corm-on-teh-cob kitteh had 100 comments already so I checked back every once in a while for a new pic. I posted as soon I saw this one — it was just a happy acksident that mah messidge appeared where it did.
Also, peeples, please to give props to Elfinugget for being teh firs– being teh original thinker-upper of the idea!
wehre IZ elfie….? i hasnt sawded her posting 2 a wile.
mebbee bizzee wif teh skoolz
Notepad b gud idea. Sple caeker on word wud hab ner.. nourv.. emo probls.
noes! i wuz dansin awl alone in mah awfiss! rly! not publik!!
yu kant sees meh…rite…?
[S**T! iz teh noo yorick. Deyres winnow ebberywear!]
((defiantmousie hand clappin))
HAPPY BIRRTHDAI 2 YU
AN MENEE MOAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
I is not a legal professional, but teh definishun of “publick performance” is:
“performances which occur at a place open to the public, or at any place where a substantial number of persons outside of a normal circle of a family and its social acquaintances is gathered.”
Sounds like ICHC to me, airgo, it wus a publick performance.
But teh gud noos is that you donut has to be teh parranoyd about ur windoes.
Nice offis, BTW.
very wundurfull storee! almost maded me criez knowink kittehs so happee! and happee birfday to u!
lolspeeek of “ergo” ftw!!
Mah lolatin, let me show u it. kthxvenividivici
Oh, hai. I eeted dat Snickers dat wuz in ur desk.
Dat is such a gud idea! Now I no what I want to do on mai birfday (Halloweenie)…I’m goin to teh pet store an give presents to teh dopshun critters!
I bring toyz to the dopshun bunnies at dah shelter where mah bunbun iz from. Littel tings like cardbord toobz stuft wif hays and a raysun hid in dere – owrz uv funs for me AND bunbuns!
Teh shelter mah kittehs comed from is strict about teh kines of toyz u can donate. I gives them $$ donayshun every yeer in honor of all mah fambly’s pets (we all has at leest 2 critters).
U be doin a gud thing but U rite the rescus tath go to Petsmartz dey mostly small grups tehy allwayz needin teh muneez to feed teh kittehs. It’s hard to get nuff monees for em. tehy guts to hab teh shots, ana newtered, an kitteh litterz, an toys. Maybe we can make dis an anuwal birfday ting for awl the homess kittehs. I be gibben em sum teh end Nobember.
kthxbai
I wunder…
…sctitches hed…
Duz ICHC can has a birfdai? Mebbe we cud do a massiv… masif… reely big fun drive fur teh shelters roun teh whirld? An we cud du it all tugevver?
jes tinkin…
Teh first post was on January 11. That’s 1/11 !!1! Close enuf to bein a birfday.
I lieks dis idea! Lets awl visit teh dopshun animulz and gib munny on Janyooaree eleben! We mite eben run intu odder ICHC peeps taht wai!
Dat b bery good tinkin. I votes a big YES. 1/11 sound as good a date as any. I wouldz lub to do dis! Anybody else?
Grate idea! Roun here Pet Smart adoshuns only on Caturday. 1/11 iz Friday. Cud du 1/12 instead??
I haf put it on mai kalendar for 1/11 & 1/12
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!!!
that is so kewl — I didn’t remember that. Mai birfday is comin up– I am gonna doos it too!
)
Dat such a nice storree!! I luv peeps bein nice to future lolkittenz, hope dey all gets homes!!
Iz mai boyfrens berfday today. i tink he will lyk dis idear
Whut a wonnerful ting to do!!
I’z shur the kittehs enjoyed it much.
Iz good thing to gib on the burfdae
i put mi response in da rong place sew ah put it n da rite place
do ani ov yawlll member “da hobbit”? if ur a hobbit, den awn ur birffdai u gibes presents tew awl ur frenz. den on der birffdais ur frenz do da same.
ceems liek a gude wai to spend ones birffday. give tew otters n ur time ov happiness and receeve in theirs
joo cin b happi fur urself, an draw otters n tew da joi.
Elf (ah tew wunnder about hur & hope shi iz saef) and lolcatburgler hav boff inspired mini ov us.
ah has lawng beleebed dat ah must give as mutch pleasoor as ah can.
an pass awn az mutch kyndness as ah have wiffin mi
fur wiffowt fayl, the goodness comes back
an maeks mi strawngur
I *lubs* dis idea!! I iz a shelter werker when Iz not in skool to become kittehvet. Iz alwayz hert-breakin to see da kittehs wif nufin to do, dis be fantastic! Next birfday (mebbe even Christmas) Iz gonna ask for donations!
it do be a goods idea to check nsee what lolcal shelter wants/needs. sumtimes we hafta frow away stuff cause it not good/safe for danimals.
i be lovin dis comm, comu, place of kindred spiritz.
Not to be forgettin Fursty DAnce for dis great post. Iz dancin as fast as I can. We all bery proud ob uz!
Hannibal Lector dog enjoys his meal.
Himz wil enjoi himz hotdog wit sum fava beenz n a niec keeantee…
Don worree Mister doxie goggie, tat’s a rubber weenie.
(wuz bot at secks stor?)
oooohhhh…yu so notty, B!
Ai fink saym fing az B!
Mee too. My mindz allus in teh guttrz!
guttrz? ar mindz be wash out to SEE!! far beyond teh guttrz and teh sewarz…we is giggles round teh shipwrekz
dat reminz me of I line I once sayd dat oskar wilde stoleded from me. I sayd “we iz all in teh gutterz, but sum uv us ar lookin to teh starz hunee.” … teh hunee wuz myne!
Aye alwayz sed ma mine nawt in gutter, iz in da bedrum!!
muddy fots.
dey is kinda fun.
do ani ov yawlll member “da hobbit”? if ur a hobbit, den awn ur birffdai u gibes presents tew awl ur frenz. den on der birffdais ur frenz do da same.
ceems liek a gude wai to spend ones birffday. give tew otters n ur time ov happiness and receeve in theirs
joo cin b happi fur urself, an draw otters n tew da joi.
Elf (ah tew wunnder about hur & hope shi iz saef) and lolcatburgler hav boff inspired mini ov us.
ah has lawng beleebed dat ah must give as mutch pleasoor as ah can.
an pass awn az mutch kyndness as ah have wiffin mi
fur wiffowt fayl, the goodness comes back
an maeks mi strawngur
hear,hear!!
Dose eys.
diclared not gilti on ALL CHARGIS!
Noooh, iz not cannabullizm, cauze iz a dog eet dog wureld!
Googie, better eatz da cheezburgers jus 2 b onna safe side.
I heart wiener dogs. That is all : )
Get a long little doggie!
Itz yur misfortoon an non ob mah oen…
Mai daddee yused to sing tihs wun *snif’n’smyle*
Do not fret, doggeh.
Hot dog toy is plastic. So
relatives are safe.
‘Coarse not! Here, haf zum fava beans an dis nize chianti.
Adowable.
http://www.wannasmile.com
goggie bites off moar then he can chew…..film at 11.
Dawg Bites Brat… flim at eleben
Es geht um die Wurst!!!
Dat’s de wurst fing I evah hoid!!
Nope.
Cuz u full of teh cuteses..
And teh hawt dawg full of teh meet an meet by produkts.
An plastik.
Dat’s wun gog tu anudder, so tu speek.
Wizzerd of Oz ref ftw!
Wow. Youse is smahrt.
U saya “smahrt”, I says “has a brane that can rember all sortsa obscure moovie qwotes and trivia but cannot rember whare car keys are or if I turned off teh iron.”
I likes ur saying better.
*snicker*
dats mee too
Daat meh oh so three. But I stiks tu teh “smahrt.” We jes members the PORtant stuff. Teh epfemer… efemmur.. teh small bits kin wate.
ditto.
makes my family so mad dat i remember obskewer stuff but not da portant ones.
dats cuz dey impotent ones aint funny.
dey dont stik like da funnee wuns.
mee five
sixeee !!!!! (whispers……iz cawled ADD peeps…..) ADD, Ai haz it….
o, luk! a chiken!
/ennyboddee see dat? dats mee an mai mom’s new joke..she hab teh ADD reeel bad. AND bee furst ub 10 kids. OOOOOOOhhhhh, she bossee. So she go rown pullin dis stunt: “Oh, hai, I made u a job, go finish it” LOL!
Mai daddy say “Girl, I hear folks say we uze onlee 10% of our branes. Why U waste yor 10% on song lyrics an linz frum moveez?!?!” Jessta way we’z wired, I gesst. *wink*
“Smahrt?” He haz shoo fon?
If by “he” u means lolcatburglar, u is mistook, moos. I is a lady lolcatburglar. (Double checks just to make sure.) Yes. I is a gurl. See? Mah mask and swag bag is pink.
Now, *this* kitteh has a shoo fon:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/04/getsmart-cat-hav-fone-in-shue
i sry…mai pronons ned wrkz at tahmz. plz frgivz.
i seed that 1. iz veri funi.
U is forgivesen. I has gender-nootral screen name and mah avatar (not showing at teh moment) is a boi kitteh.
If they practice hard, ur amateurnouns will someday become pronouns!
thkz. U thnk ahz oftn ahz i iz thout ta be gi when i iz gurl, i wud thnk b4 i do sam thng. *baps self on forehead*
& mah nounz…beesidz practis, dey alzo ned fundin tah goh pro. mabee getz fundz bai selin cheezburgerz.
nom nom nom
nom nom
nom
nom
wai can’t aye eat dis? it nowt taste liek food. aye can’t swallow it.
WANT CHEEZY DOG!
You can has hot dog. You can even watch Alive while you eat hot dog.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
For u puppeh, we sez u b having a piggie in the blankie
form teh CCC? Teh piggee fayce rubbah glub an teh sawft blankie fore teh sore insides?
Your comment makng me think of something: for prepping for hurricanes, one advisory says to include for foodstuffs, among items that dont need cooking or refrigeration, is “comfort foods” – i guess screw calories or health issues wen u under stress.
‘Cept many (meself too) don wait for hurricanes to comfort ourself dis way….
I wreckin I iz pre-comforted enuff to wevver enny storm.
Das rite! Iz not ” junk food”, iz “Stormy Weather” fud
Spin doctors, we gotz them
Mai spin, let me show yu it.
It is relevant tu mah innerests.
aye givz u 50 bajillyun burgerz foar dat wun. Aye wanted to sA it, butt u beeted me to it.
I can has pohlituhcal cahrear? kthxbai
Here howza bout this:
“Inclement Weather Sustenance” for wen Life or Mother Nature rains on ya…
before storms, wally world reports the most popular food item sold is pop tarts
It not cannbalizm in dah winter when you is cool
in da summah when you is a hot dog, den it iz..
it’s teh halloweiner!! no silly, u supposd to be wearin a hotdog, not chewin wun!
Hihi yawl!!!
Da winz is ded, so da FFs haz chans to git ahed! An dey perdiktin drizzle fur da weekend, YAY!
Dey say 3 ded frum fiyur, but I noze sevral FFs got burnded, beree sad!
Der “onlee” 8 or 9 mayjur fiyurs burnin rite nao. Da wun dat startid jus norf uv me iz still burnin, but da noos duzzint tawk abowdit, so it must be in da wilderniss between Valensha an See-me Vallee.
Lake Arrohed still burnin wif 2 beeg fiyurs, but dey has da 2 sooper scoopers, menee helos, AND da DC10….
Santiago in Orinj Countee is still MAYJUR PLEH!!! Da leedur uv Orinj Cowntee VEREH VEREH upset, dey haz onlee a fyoo helos, beree little support. Dey can onlee watch howsis burn. No power, water preshur prawblims, an dat fiyur gettin biggr.
(Purrsunalee, Aye tink dey shood let Arrohed burn in da forists as much as dey kan, jus purrteck da howsis. Dat tek keer uv da stoopee beetles killin da trees. Yoo kin see hole stands uv yaller treez, dey awl ded, just dryd up an burnabull. Besydz, Ne hows we own in SoCal shood has da bestest fiyur retrofit it kin get, SPESHULLEE if yoo has hows in da wild areas!!!!!!!!! *hops off bocks*)
In SD, no noos iz, well, no nooz. Da plane stagin place fur da Ramona area haz prawblims wif da pumps da lode da playns, so dey havin to fill dem berree slow
Da Camp Pennltun fiyur wuz contaynd kwiker overnite, prollee kuz dey got da stan bye crooz an off doodee crooz frum da bayse to help put it owt.
I duzzint has NE moar nooz fur SD rite nao…. Just a lawt uv peepull evact an sevral thowsan howsis burnded. But soooo menee saved, iz amayzin.
Dey sayin da losses will be abowt a billeyun, but da nooz peepull is kinda bad at maff.
Rancho Santa Fe haz howsis dat START at $10M. Dey lost 40 uv dem! Aye avrij dat to be bowt $500M in strukshoorz alone!!!!! Add in at leest 25% fur furnishinz an evreethin, an den reelize dat is WUN commyoonitee, an onlee 40 howsis. Der R over 1500 howsis burnd. Most howsis in SD averij cost iz $1M. But in deez owtlyin areas, dey kin cost much moar cuz dey horsee propertee wif much aykridje.
Persunallee, Aye tink dat after awl iz added up, we be close to $5 Billyun dollerz in damages an losses. Aftur da erfkwayk an da udder fiyurs, Garamendi (wuz Inshoorins Commishuner, nao is Lt Guv) made it so inshoorins cumpnees cant just cansell a polisee after yoo mek a claym. Dey kin still nawt renoo a polisee, but cant just up an cansill in da middle uv da term! So most peepull hoo loozd stuff kin at leest git sum munee to start over.
Well, da howzin markit wuz STARTIN to slump. Menee peepull say dey rebild, but uvvers say iz tiem to mek noo start. (part uv me sez bu-bye, pls to leev SoCal so da naytivs can has a hows sumday…)
But I bet der be menee howsis sold nao. An uvver howsis in da burnin areas go awn sale fur under markit valyoo, so poor peepul in da aparkmints kin mebbee afford a hows…
So mennee nice storeez camed owt uv dis, which iz uzyoowall fur SoCal, REELEE. Moast peepull LURV da FFs, even in da nawt fiyur tiemz. Nao dey feedin dem an heppin dem wen dey can.
David Geffen, beree rich myoozic dood, he owns Maleeboohoo Inn, he opin it fur FFs an displayst peepull to stay in fur FREE! I sez to hubbee, we kin be evact to Maleeboohoo Inn too?
At da Castle tingee in Maleeboohoo, bldg wuz compleat loss, but when da FFs saw dey coodint save da bildeeng, dey startid grabin da rayr stuff an sayvd menee tings. Inclooding Elvis’ Armee Jackit!!! Lotsa stuff still lawst der, but sum wuz sayvd, yay FFs.
Sum teevee shows yoo liek may has diffrint sets fur a whyle. No owtsyd shawts, too much smoke. Nawt hav mayjur affeck on Holleeweerd fur lawng tho! We kin impervize purtee gud!
Moar in a while, I gotta tayk ma recycling in, iz full. Den tayk dat munneez an git a fud fur ma snaykee, he hongree!
Hugs to awl, an glad dat stend and SAMS iz ok!
Fankoo foar teh uppydates!
Soo glad u is sayfe.
Feed teh snakee!
I hoap u duzn’t ha tu ebacyooate, B! But mebbe u kan jus bisit teh Maleeboohoo Inn?
An pleze doant enkurij tu manny pippls to leve Calyfornya, becuz dey wil awl com heer to Collyraddo, an naow we is cant aford to bie howses.
LOL, iz troo, CP!! Unless yoo want da 750 skwayr feets ‘howziz’ in Aroara! I lukt at dem, caynt bleev me an furst hubbee lived in such a smawl lil howsee, wiv kitteh an goggee…. an nao last hubbe an me livvin in 2K+ skwayr fut hows an caynt fit…..
Cost uv livvin nawt keepin up. Sigh.
Mai sissie an me libs in a purty big condyminnyum…is 1050 skware feets. But teh problim is dat nawt enuf uf it bees storij! Mai bedrum has lotses of floar spays an I duz has a big klosit, but teh klosit in sissie’s bedrum is bery smawl. An teh “kote klosit” is a joak. U haf tu tern sydways to fit stuf intu it.
Ef we had a baysmint to put junks in, lyk sissie’s camp gere an her Avon stuf she sels, we wuld be so happee! We doant rilly nede moar living spayse, jus nedes moar storij.
“Dey sayin da losses will be abowt a billeyun, but da nooz peepull is kinda bad at maff.” ROFL!!!
Glad dat fings ar impruvin owt der. Ah will do ranedans for yoo awl!
hop hop hop shaky shaky shaky …….
Are dere enny rowses tu have raindrops on?
yesh! thanks fur chekkin in. Iz glad you an Stend an SAMS R all ok.
Let it rain!
*Hearst* Cat-stle? Ohhhnoes… I nebber vizi…vissi ..uh, wen dere… /sobs…
If dis is hurst cat-sle, I iz teh sad, tu. Mai gurlfrend is a ar-cat-teck, and haz taut meh much abowt presheeyatin bildings and suchlike.
But still, moar cormserned aboat teh peeples.
Glad thingz iz improoving over thar.
I want to read all my knooz in lolcat from henceforth…
LOL that dog is so cute… awww… I love it!
Sure not kanibalizm if you lickin plastic hotdog
Bite teh weenie, rizzo!
Wif relish!
(seewhutimeen, Anukki?)
Perzackly. Obscure referenz FTW!
Whut I did dis moarnin, ware be teh nu buk I bot, did I taik mai vitaminz tudai, awl full of lose and pleh.
*looks at goggiez widdo face*
Uh uh! I feel a paploshun comin on!! Quick, han mee wun uf dem sheshul hats!
yu wont a piggee fayce or an elleefunkle form behine?
hmm…hard too decide…bofe ar relevunt too mah imuj…
/snort
teh piggees has teh smiley fayces an teh ellefunkles are doin “happitayl” wit tehr trunksies. Duz tihs halp?
Damn. I tawt abowt it too much. Mah hed allredy essploded.
kleen up in ayle 5!
iz ok pupster. noez pupz in rel hotdogz, just moozerz an teh stray bit uv pigeh. eetz up. yum!
lawng goggie, u jess nevvur no wut is in teh weenees! cuud b teh k-9 meet.
on teh uthurr han, weenees maek me theenk uv BAISBAL!! teh wirlld ceerees 2-nite. kant do baisbal wifawt teh weenees! GOOOO SOXXXX!!!
dis goggeh taste funneh to meh…
Said teh Bhuddadog to teh vender: “Maak me wun wif everytink”. So teh vender duz, and teh dawg hands him twenny munnies. “Were’s mi change?” “Change comz frum wiffin”
oh noes!!!! is Frank-ensteyn!!!
Nah doggeh
C, haht dawg no is same az “dawg” dawg
Haht dawg maed frum bief
It tastee
It jus a werd. Eet oop.
um…retarded much?
u’d noe.
That’s a reasonable question! LOL