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srsly. rest the thums
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…but…I kin kwit whennevar I wawnt.
*fumbs still twitchin*
Teh lubblee Melissa bee furst!
*Dantses Blackberry Dants happily*
plz to be dantsin fer me.
I has teh wurstest sinoos infekshun evar!
been comin awn fer 2 weeks nao.
Thot I wuz doin evvryfing rite.
Den yesserdai it felt like summawun stabbid me in teh fayce. Srsly.
Dr tells me baaaad new bug goin ’round.
But mah problums r teh nuffin compare to B’z
I finkin bout herz an awl r califrens.
But plz, dants dants fer me!
Oh, mah Gard!!! I so sowwwy!
*Dants!Dants!Dants!Dants!Dants!*
Evveryboddee Come Dants wif mee!
I’m doing teh Blakbery danse fur Lissa!
U will b awl bettr affer da danse cuz Blakberyz is bery gud fur u!
Dis iz teh purrfect danse fur u!
Danse, Danse, teh Blakbery Danse!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
I maded u a CARD an wurd press eeted it!!!!
A card, dammit. I wuz so happy, an so prowd, an now it bee gone wif teh wind…….
It wuz mossly fur u, butt also fur ebberyboddee on ICHC hu bee feelin sad or mad or bad or snarky-aggurvated or hurted (yessurday I saw LOTS ub crankee postus
) an I wuz sooo pleezed wiff myself fur postin dis nice card.
An jurky wurdpress eeted it.
**cubburs hed in hans an cries*
/butt mebbee it showz up latur???? I can onlee hopez
I has sinoos infexon often. I want someone to stab me in teh face to releese the presshur.
I feels your pain.
and does the blackberry dants
Melissa, u sweet too bee tinkin ub B an udders wen ur face feel like hell.
U gud purrsun.
Fankoo Kathleen. Srsly.
And I just wanted to say to Shera,
‘member when I talked about my poodly pup dyin of choklit poysonin?
Well it diddn’t happen suddenly. She fed him choklit every night for a long time and he was 7-8 yrs old.
His kidneys shut down and my gramma bein my gramma(appalaichan folk)she just diddnt know and we all just assumed that’s what it was cuz she fed him choklit all the time.
It was also 25 years ago.
Cudda been annything. Just felt like sayin that.
oh pour Kathleen! ah hope ur card shews up soon!.
ah unnerstend how it hurts tew loose a labur ov lurve lyke dat!
tenx…
I still has teh link…it jus bee a mattur ub showin up..I tink wurd press will pleh it up soon…
I is dillugunt!!!!!! I WUNTS DAT CARD FOR EBBERYBODDEE, DAMMIT!
Ai wunse had synuss infuction dat fealt lyke anvils fallin frum seeling to land on mah hed. Doctur mayd mee come inn too see iffen Ai had spaynal men-en-gytus. Ai dinnunt haf teh men-en-gytus. Ai had maygor bad infuction. Yu haf Mah deapest condo…cond… Mah deapest simpathees. synuss infuctions SUCK!!!!!!
I canz tellz u frm posinal xperienc- sinius infectionz beeg timz nasty, nasty, getz ’bout ebery uder munf ( I haz a sinus dat haz obergrowd wall….). Dal sinus rinz stuf wuks but it iz da major pleh- tastez bad, luks horrbl, duz helpz….. I akshuwlee hab a refillable anti biotic prescription ‘caus mai dr gotz tired ub seen meez awl da tim.
howeber- haz had spayanl men-engytus, sinus ‘fections nasty, nasty, men eng ytus majer H,E, dbl hockey sticks!!!!!!! I gotz “da easy wun”- viral men engutus, easi mai patoti! Iz stil dealn wif it 5 yrs lader! waz bedriden 2 yrs, gots majr nervz problms,memry prblms, n cluster headaches (migrains on steroids….) muchz ub da tim. Iz gettn bedda. I kin wukzs again! n I feelz bedda.
I dink ICHC haz been gud terapy, makz mez feelz bedda when budi iz bein awl sick.
Zo, ifn Iz ICHC addictd, iz muc bedda den any ub da udr addictnz I wukd hard to avoid….!
momcat
Poor ‘Lissa….mai dotter haz teh sinus prollems constintlee…I haz onlee had two ob dem infekshuns in mai life…an whin ai did I jus wanted tu shoot maiself an end teh hurtin! Get teh rite meds and take em teh rite way! Lots of rest in berry quiet place,kai? We be huggin yu in ar harts!!!
@ Gascat,
Erks!! Dat sowns awfull! Mai Doc maed mee come inn cuz Ai tole ‘im dat it hert two walk. He maed me showses him dat Ai CUD walkses. Ai no Ai gotted off eezee. Evun iffen Ai hav had tawn-sill-itus 5 times in 2 yers. AND still haf tawn-sills. Iz a toss-up, witch is worser, Siynuss infuctshun, or Tawn-sill-itus.
*twurls* dancin dancin, blakberry, bluberry, frooty tooty dance (wif all teh vitamin c, u be feelin bettr in no time)
Dat’s wun kolorfull dants! Is dem skarfs you is twirlin all in frooty kullers?
OK !!! kan ai do mi dawse ob joi ????? thx
tippee toeses tippee toeses,
twurl ina sirkle
bowow 2 yer pawrtner
awl fallz doawn !!!!
*skramblez 2 mi feetz & takez a bowow*
okthxbai !
trooli loverli danse! fank uoo!
longs as we dont danse cheek too cheek. I no wanna ur sinoos infecshun
*danses frantikally*
I kannot dants too frantikally, tho, bekaws I be qwite soar. Wuz praktisin violin last nite an wen I wuz dun, I puts teh violin daown, wigglz mai arm, an thinks “Hao did I hurt mai rotaytr kuff holdin a violin?” Is still stiff todai. Plus wuz just prakticin teh piano so mai bak is soar.
But even tho I akey, I still dants for yoo, Lissa!
Nika, if yu play sum lovlee musik for ‘Lissa mebbee she will feel better???
I are nawt so gud at teh violin. Just started playin in Septembr.
But I can plays sum prittee piano for yu! *breaks owt teh Notebuk fur Anna Magdalena Bach an starts ticklin teh ivories*
I dants and dants and dants lik da kitteh kat! I dantszez fur da furstez, and da not-sekund! I dantzezezez fur da sinis ifnekshun go wai.
DANTS DANTS da DANTS!
cats, i’m a kitty cats
an’ I dans dans dans
an’ I dans dans dans
(shaek shaek)
i hoep dat…
(wiggel wiggel)
yor shnozzel…
(sliiiiiiiiide)
gets al bedder…..
(jump jump)
soooooon!!!
(twirl!)
*puff puff*
sry! layte 2 dants! sry!
ah brot sum cranberries an sum apples 4 yer blackberri dants - cranberri gud 4 teh kidnees, an apple so u not need refyned soogars
((dantsdantsshsykshaykshayk))
mebbe a little lemon? lemon steam is gud 2 breav wen yu has teh conjetshun…
BRB!
((hugs4momcat’s payne-teh meningeeeowtis is teh suxxor!-hugs))
der be peepls wut sais dem use nettie pot an poar wadder in dem’ nosses wiff small salt an some bakin soders an it mayks dem sinus all bettered.
I hopes u feel all bettered tu. An iffn u dus poar wadder in ur nosses …. we can has piks?
Ick - noe funs!
It go round mah offis too! 2 pepls in mergencee klinik, wun sik for a week!
I onlee miss won day wurk but spend 2 weekends in bed - in me it turnd to ear infekshun - NOT WANT! Is virus, so no gud meds - just rest and wayt, pleh.
okeh Lissa caws u iz sutch a nyce gurl,
fur joo ah dooes a black berri danse wiff a TWIST!!!
heh : )
Aye know ahm a liddle layte, butt I’m joinin it. The blackberry danse. I does it. I wudn’t do this dance fur ENYBUDDy but r deer Melissa. *danse, danse* OUCHIE! *danse, danse, hop*
EY Yi Yi *dance, hop, hop, poop, hop, poop, poop* OW OW *disapproving luk at teh verrey thorny blackberry booshes* *danse, danse. . .
(We has lots of wild blackberree booshes awn r farm. Tehy (teh berries, nawt teh booshes) are delishus and ov corse, nutrishus, but yur hanz and arms luks liek u’ve had a SERIOUS disagreemint wif yur kitteh.)
oh mi starz & gartrz yessssss. wen ai libbed in a liddle twon cawled Glen Ellen up in teh SOnoma Valley, ai hadz a blackleberrie patchez too!! & in know timez at awl…….tehy wood growz too a kajillion zillion feetz longz and takeses ober eberywher!!!!!
JCHK taht wazbery nicest ob u to do teh REEL blackenberriz danwse….
(& bi teh wai, did u getz teh CCC 2 teh nize ladi furter downz teh linz heer???? ai tink she needz sum helpses….okthxbai
Ive quit a gazailabillion times before!
Nawt my Blakbaree!
calliko wunt 2 get monkee off ur backk.
krack killz!
Iz okeh, iz myn now, kthx!1
Heer….I heps u.
*throws BB in toilet and flushes*
Dis foar teh bestest, u unnerstan….
Ha foolded ‘em.
innervebshun smenshun.
Have u twied teh iphone?
Here. Has a try.
Salesmin kitteh is wawntin ur munees,
an has no scwupuls.
Ooh, iz teh furst kawl free?? Shud I tel mai frenz?
Stop paiyin so mutch atenshun 2 ur teknowlidgy n pet ur damn kitteh alredi!
no texting. petting only!
how dare you be reading something too small for me to nap on !!! I will use just my paw instead !!!
mai sisrfrenz cat wuz liek this wif da gamekyoob. iffn himz feelz ignord, himz turnz awf teh cyoob. mai sisrfren sez “Owen! whai yu du that?” Owen-kitteh sez, “is bedtaim. needz yu to warm bed.”
Owen-kitteh also nawt liek teh rumbl feetchyor uv da controllrs. fank bast dat he duznt think teh cordz r shoozlaces!
mai kitteh Annie wud sit awn ma shoozes win ai cuum home so’z ai wulnd’t go awt agin. bery smartest kitteh!
kkitteh’z zo full ov lurve and funneez to!
get offa mi bak
im petting virtual kitteh!
This kitteh is the beautimous … I’d take her over a Blackberry any day (:
go rite ahed and tri to take it.
yu no can text missing yur fums. and iz kinda hard to make yur hand werk wif most of da nerves missing.
but try enyway. letz see who is faster.
u goan draw back a NUB, hyumun
Kitteh no lykez flatz
shynee bawks. Pawz 2 beeg 4
liddill rayzd buttunz
Tekkzt messajjeeng
is “Pleh!. Liddill rayzd buttunz
arz nawt in lolspeek
Willz tayk Cheezburgrz
4 reeturn 4 shynee bawks.
A prittee gud deel
Jack.
prittee gud deel indeed! haow menny cheezburgrz foar tat nice shynee boks?
u hoomans haz teh posable tumbs, den u rune them on the crackberry
an it taeks teh kitteh wif teh ornj poisn streek 2 stop u. Crackberry kills! U stop nao, k? thxbai.
U haz a texting problum. Kittee cannot lez dis kontinyou.
blackberry aka crackberry
mai huzband hookd on teh crakberry *hangz hed*
we iz so sorree, jenny. have you conzidered making it disappearz?
mek dishapeerz de crekberee aor da hushban? *lukkin foar # crekberee anon…anonona..seekrit sositee.*
kinnot fien nummer but fien nummer for
huzbenz nomnomnus. sum 1 ken eetz urs fur u, u whant. nomnomnominal fee.
I can haz crakberry anunnymuzz?
nomnominus! nomnomnominal fee!
FTW!!!
btw, I used “phenomenomenomenom” in conversation yesterday