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Teh miss-terry ob crop cercles explayned
Laiz! Kitteh was fraymed. Eberywun noes dat crop curclz ar cawsed by spayce hamsturz dat marc teh feeldz foar fyuchur corm harvesteeng.
Ambercat, mai i hav this dans? I wud luv to twurl wif yoo.
Butt no slyding. Mai bellee iz soer.
Wai Woodchuck, Ai’d bee Honnered! Moosic, Maistrow, plees!
Leopold! leopold! LEOPOLD!
Bwahhahahah!!!
obskur looney tooney ref
FOAR TEH WINZ!!!!11!!!
Woodchuck, i gots to know the answr. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
dood! usualy when ai pee it onli kilz alitl gras. wtf???
ambercat. congrats on not bein sekond
Thankyoo!
Ambercat, is yu bak from yur hoomanitarian serchanreskue mission? I hope yu an yur kitteh assitant had a wunnerful trip!
serchanrescoo kitteh has sined on full-tyme to teh Terribly Twee Twolley; Ai’ll sho hims wut to do tihs weak tehn hims on hiz oen!
Gud moninig. I’m drinkin mai FURST cup of coffee reelee quicklee, so I can danse – I’m doin a double danse – fur Anmber AND fur teh joy of heerin SanR kitteh has sined on FULL-TYME to the TTT. Shud be grate halp iin minigayting awl the suffrin. (and himz so – twee?)
Yez! Yez! nao Iz noz why dat geologic lyne dividin dynosors n mammels called KT lyne! U verrry importent kitteh!
*Lucy does Fursty DAnce for Ambercat.*
Tankyu Lucy, tahts a verree pritty danse
*Lucy curtsys and runs away with red face*
Woah. Wat hapend lasd nighd?
To drunkd too membr.
An wy butt hurtz?
Anal pwobez… do not want!
What U mean I pregnant!! Hab not been exposed!!! Oh NOES . . . dem nitemares MUST BE TRU ! ! ! ! ! Tha came inthe nite and steals me away.
sum of deez coments be contradink… comterd… cumfterb… cointreau… dey doan maek sens togethr.
warl…. tehy cud hab happned seqwen….sekwun…. wun after teh udder. Wunce teh ayliyuns hab ju, hoo NOZE wat tey mite duz. Tehy bery sneekie.
u cant taek teh ski frum meh
*stick goh crunch ‘n kittah*
*Auhdiahnce sobs*
mmmmm…. washkabob
hahahaha
it probly fel frum Caturn. or maybe Naptune. no wait, Meowcury!
Reckon teh niptonite be takin his powers away ??
Hee fel frum a star,
he fel very far…
Hee flew on a clawmet thru teh Milkeewai
frum Caturn’s circles 2 Clawlista’s bays
Hee brings teh message of teh Mewniverse wide
“whirled peas is gud. put gushiefud on teh side”
that be awesome cS
)
ftw!!
If mah kittehs be anything to go by, niptonite GIVES strange powers to teh kittehs.
And teh damag wuz catastrofik. maybee evn cataclyzmik! :c)
… he neerly destroyd katmandu!
taek Iz tu ur cheezburgr!
(Sawry… iz best I du dis erly.)
Ooo curwy tazty!
Cat meteor kontaminate teh nativs.
This kat diint fol from the skyyz! It iz a cat seed, will make a catree with bootiful cat- fruit.
Purrhaps a pussy willow tree?
wit teh furry catkins?
I can haz low cal cat-frut?
Heer, heer! Some ub us has 2 bees watchin da waystlyne.
oh, i gess u wudnint be innerested in dis paw-paw tree froot, den?
Cmon guys its supercat, they launched him with Kal El and super dog but he got caught in the gravitational pull of a comet which went past the earth and sucked his space capsule down.
I need a hobby.
ICHC cownts as a hobby
rite?
i gess i do 2 B_h!
Mee too!
An nappin
ohhh yeah
nappin!
Is a thin line between hobby and addicshun.
My addicshun to ICHC… let me show u it.
Teh last line totally makes dis comment.
Cat meteor…
is indifferent.
OH NOES!!!!! Tihnk uv teh dinosores!!!!
I’m on ur planit – waipin owt ur speechees.
nope. life comed from out dere.
spayce kitteh sez:
i made you a speechees
but i eeted it.
Mewston we haz landid! can to haz vakashun nows?
naw, buh u can has cheezburger, lotz ov it
If we no can has vakashun Mewston, den we has a prawblum
Warl, ackshully, JU has teh prawblem, we explayns wit owr pointy enz.
Radioactive cat
Misses his friends.
an wunders ware fallowt kitten went.
On tour with Fallout Bouy
i wood hav thot kittehs too has teh bettar tastez den taht butt i suppoaz tehy r eezily bribeded wif gooshifoods an cheezbrgrs.
Or tey is wait def kittehs so iz immyoon to teh Fallowt Boi.
Nawt immyoon. Obliviyus.
Tungus cat is tungus
Kittehs mayd uv anteematter. Maykz purrfekt sens!
OOH! Tuk me a minut.
Mr. Lolgates, yoo is awsum.
Ennybuddy els geddit?
Tunguska meteor krater of 1908 reference FTW!
C’mon, peeps, this is in Russia!
ISR, duz Kitteh have crateh, or duz crateh have Kitteh?
ISR, dere iz a craytr?
Muldercat finds the truth out there…
SCULLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Dis look like teeeeny, tiiinnnyyy kitteh from planet Nanocat hab landed on Donald Trump’s toup.
LOL alginaeilg. Dat wuz awesum!
RUN AWAY! DAT FING WILL EET U ALIBE!!
How bees our lolfriends in Californey this mornin??? Awl is well i hopes? B! are you here?
an ScotchanmoarScotch?
Stend?
hallooooo?
Let’s hoap tehy still be sleepin. Is still verree erlee ther.
rite! gud cawl.
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nao?
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nao?
((giggle))
Teh lekrizitee iz borked in Sandy Ego. Mebbe peeps doan hav teh intertoobs tuday.
This is so sad. I was just watching a reporter(Fox News)
reporting while HIS OWN house was burning down in the background.
He said he got some of his things out..
but he had lived there for 20 years.
That report was shown on Brit news too – mostly they just show Arnie, talking bllx, so I’ve got most of the real news from ou guys.
Teh kitteh dat falled to earf. Cute!
Dat kitteh haf dirrented kulured iyz.
[looks upward] “…I’yl neber gets yoosd to dat.”
–or, wait, of course! [headsmack]
It’s Major Tom! He’s come home!!
Mai mudder sez, tu get tings dun, ju bedder nawt mess wit Major Tom.
Nawt until he’s been spaid NEwais.
akshuly kitteh IS sitting on Major Tom…and wuts left
ashuz to azhuz, fonk to fonkee
we noes Majur Pleh iz monkee…
…um i kinda gots lost on dat wun.
Didnt the rooshins use a REAL space monkee
(segue to Russian joke…i got nuthin, i iz @ work – sucks the creativity rite outta ya)
keeps tryin, we can salvijj dis, am shur of it…
In Soviet Russia, teh sattylites is spyin on ju!
No, wayt, taht nawt rite….
In Sovyet Russia, tehy sends munkees intu spaec and puts hyoominz in kage!
Iz funnie kus itz troo!
ai nebber dun good fings
ai nebber dun bad fings
ai nebber did ennyfing owt ov da blu
(meow-ow-ow)
i want a can ov gooshifoods
i wanna long nap rite naow
Bang! Kitteh ’splozhun devastates mowsie holes ebreywhaer.
Bad kitteh! You hitz da Yucatan Penninsoola and now all teh dynnasawrs ar exti…extyn….all ded and junk!
Kitteh iz new phenom pitchur foar de WHITE sox
Gud moarning lolcat communittee! -obligatorycoffeehandout- Maybe kitteh has odor problum? Keel all serrounding organizzums?
Mornin Noel, I can haz brandy in mi coffeeee ? Only 8 am an im ready for a drink. Stoopy hoomans i works wif gibs me the PLEH.
“Stoopy hoomans i works wif gibs me the PLEH”.
Oh, haow dat cud bee mai slogan fur da day!!!
Yeh, but at leest now I gotz teh air conbish….conditch….teh cold air at home agin!!! WooHoo…mai COM iz mai hero!! He kan fix ennyfing!! I lubz him!
U can haz brandy in ur coffee! I topz it wiff wip creem, 2! Maek ur day go better.
Look owt!! Dat kin git yur Irish up!!
WHOOMP!!!
Heer I iz!
(Please, please tell me someone else gets this. I feel old as it stands.)
Oh yes, I getz it. *sigh* Im off 2 Dennyz now for mai errly brd speshul, and doan fergit mai seenyur discownt.
Yoozed in Tank Gurl, funnee wen moovee came owt, den wuz liek, ummm, yeh. Nao iz gettin to ‘wut???’ stayj!
Yah, furst tiem I sed, ‘O, Aye bin doin dis fur twenny yeerz’, Aye den wuz liek, but Aye caint be DAT owld!!!
Mork & Mindy ??
Either that or the kitteh dusted the area with some noxious gases.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Shmelly cat, schmelly cat,
wut r dey feedin’ u??
Shmelly kat, schmelly kat,
it’z nawt yur fawlt…
ai iz gonna hang owt in thiss heer cleering for to see teh caer trollz cumming an run awae.
Peas doan run awae, no trollz and no hurtie feelins toda. Somtims we reads teh words and misunderstand. We be lol buds?
thiss iz mai kitteh in Texas, poesing awn thee cow poop dat Jordge Boosh woz hatchd frawm.
Dat espalne A LOT!
Sept Shrubbie wuz frum Kenneborktpunt. Dat wai he a windsheeld kowboi! All hat, no kattul!!!!
(Aye stil wunner wut he noes, hims hows yoadalee self suffishent, off da grid, etc… he esspeck to be cut awf frum serbisses, R iz reddee fur da Apopcatlipse he kreatin rite nao?_
Kenneborktpunt – is teh phunnee!
teh kittah out of spayce!!
someone call MisCATonic university!
DOAN kall dat naym!!! We jus got Catooloo to leev!
oops. Aye sed it….
Ph’nglui mglw’nfah CATooloo R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
Ia! Ia! Cathooloo fhtagn! Ia!
CAThulu FTW!!111!
Has seen LOLthulu?
“Your sanity… it has a flavor…”
where da heck iz my close-up, mr. de mewl?
i needa cats of 1000’s.
we be making cleo-catra.
den we makes da ben-hurling harebalz.
de we break for de lunch of cheezzburgers and da napz.
inna lat eebning we makes de 10 cat-mandments,
den we makes da spar-cat-us. and den we goz home.
Wow! Yoo wurk fur Repugnic Flims?
Aye kin maek Lil Shawp uv Hores yoozing sumewun else’s set an in tree daze?
I KNEW moast of the Yankees pitchers were catatonic….
At leest dey nawt be uzin teh pien tarr.
Stardust kitteh!
Gaiman din’t menshun him.
u canst blaem awffurz fr not reveeling tehyr sowrces.
ps — me Schmoop gots us tikkits to see speshul prevyoo of dis awsum moovy bak in Awgust, fr hoel fambly. owr faev lien wuz “We allus knoo u wer a wupsie.” much win.
ZOMG!! Aye HILEE rekommend dis moovee fur NEwun!!! Wuz much win an purtee!!! De Neero wuz sooooo phunneee!!!
Aye hope bekomz kult klassic on lebel uv Pwincess Bryde, differnt storee but saem feeleeng behin it.
An Neel Gaiman is da NICIST guy!!!! We got to see him at a buk sinin, he wuz so kewl an luvs awl hims fans!!!
Still dun unnerstan hao since he an Terry Pratchett wurkt togedder, Terree luks owlder an Neel luks yunger…
MAybe Neel haz a paynteeng in a attik sumwayr?
…teh pikchur of Terryan Graiman?
meh. is clumzy tietl.
A+ Best Use of Empty Portable Pool Space!
Brilliant!
Tomato
Crater Cat is OutStanding in his Field
-or outlying in his field
Lukowt, kitteh!!! Owtlyin bildins gits da burnd in SoCal!!! Dunno if owtlyin kittehs wod be da sayf!!
I for one welcome our new kitteh oberlords.
in Sobeyet Rusha… coment binglols YOU
Er… binglol? I can has glozzary pls?
u can has bofe!
http://www.teho.vox.com/library/post/for-icanhascheezburger-binglol.html
http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm
glozzaree is fr difrunt blog, tho.
Theo ur edjacashamal coment is full of win and awsum!!!1!
Sorree I misplled ur name. {snicker}
Oft optiks: Ennee gnus form teh Callyfornyah peeps toodai? An wuts teh latest wit Jeen an her poorly kitteh? Did the CCC send sawft blankies an choklit? (yur congsinement ob cat-berry choklit shud be wit yu nao)
Astronomical cat is astronomnomnomnomnom…”whut?”
…gastronommicul?
Kitteh….*sigh*…I dun tole u an tole u. Stop eeetin dem Taco Bell dinnurs.
oh Kitteh, lite a match…
Teh littul invisibul Marshuns…
they had a flavur.
I no at leest wun SoCaller frum anuther forum – he and she and kitteh hav had to evakooate twice now – wunce frum home, and wunce frum teh furst playse they evakooated to, wen dat also becaym unsayf.
To date, dey dunno wether dey stil hav a howse. But dey alive, and unharmd, and tryin to fokus on dat.
Kitteh is NOT happee ’bout all dis crayting n noo playses.
qwiklee, must give readyoactive meatyer kitteh snuggles and schmoos sos himz cat-a-list propertees maeks sooper pawers rubz off’n wez.
In the words of Christopher Walken,
MOAR CRATER!
doez myt nots be igZAKlee hims wurdz.
i can has fever?
If Walken wuz a lolcat, teh oanlee kyuur am MOAR CHEEZBURGR
That’s a HitlerCat! Plants die wherever HitlerCat goes!
I likes how cat meteors appeer to leave giant hairball insted ov crater.
This maight ’splain mai kitteh.
Gassy kat kylled surrounding vegetatshun with toxic emishions!
Is beginning seen of movie CatDust. Kitteh fell from heavenz; will glow win happy or excited. Iz magicz.
ths is asome
I can has John Conner?
Lolz! No stupwid cheeseburgler not spwace hamstas tis is da worker mwuatant cowz!!1!111! OMGsh :O
itz a mew-teor!
sorre 4 bad pun. i jus needed 2 do it.