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Aslo taystee & nootrishus!
blecggh.
iz teenee cheezburger?
kitteh sez
oh hai
iz u for eatinks?
(nom nom nom)
and den…
‘pleh pleh pleh’
Moar like Bill teh Cat — AKKK! KK!KK!
Ladeebug in teh house is gud luk….leeve her a loan!! (quickly scoops up precious critter and sets her free outside)
iffen u setz teh ladey bug free iz not reely in teh howse enny moar…
but if u set her free owtside, tehn iz not in teh howse no moar!
ugh. is not ‘chewly’ (chewly, i’z not!)
is steshka, waht used two bee antimony – had too change login too get acct. u r confussed yet?
wurdpress hates me twoday.
welcom bak, chewlimonishka!
ascuse me? taht wuz MY comment. i posted it myseff!
oh! i see waht’s goin on heer. ur comment wuzn’t there yet when i posted mine. sorree for teh copycattin!
oooh. iz confuzzling. iz glad yoo sieze wuhts goin on heer!
Grape mines run in saem treck
grape mines iz where dey getz raw mater…maiter…meet… teh stuffs too maik bokz o’winez.
kin sneek bak in wen kitteh not lukin.
mebbe teh gud luk stil stayz in ur howz, an if yu sendz ladeebug out she spredz teh gud luk in howz nex dore tooo
an eets da nottee bugs on ma rozis!
ifn its not eetn by next door’s kitteh
da beeg deerz eats awl mai stuffs
gottz ta put nylon nettin awl obber
anee plant stuff i wanna keep or dee
bambi eeting masheenz getts ebberyting
Awww, u v cyoot bambi eeting masheenz? Dat is, bambis R de eeting masheenz, nod de masheens eet de bambis, rait?
Speck ladeebugs donhep w bambee masheens.
an has a flava
Dude (mate?)… every time I see someone lol-spell “flavor” that way, I feel like I need a pair of enormous sunglasses, a ridiculous top hat, a cheap wall clock, and a microphone, into which to shout “BOYEEEEEE!”
I can’t do nuthin’ fo’ ya, man.
flava FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV
whutev.
zing
zing
zing !!!!
Don’ be beein a hata, bruvver Teh-0 – teh furst ting on teh rode 2 recuvveree iz admittin’ ya gotz a probblim. Wee karnt halp ewe less ewe wants 2 bee halped.
hmmm… wach dis spayse, cuz sumtiem soon teh coment i jus maed heer wils show up. hoepfuly. it can has sily buts propreeyat link innit.
dis teh 3rd an last tiem i trys dis: http://www.tinyurl.com/43tzr
nevar hads dis much trubbl wif teh linx befoar, yeesh…
…w00t!! fienuly!
Lofs teh Veitches! Did you know my cat has knees?
http://www.rathergood.com/knees/
i bets him has wun moar den free.
I duz teh Japanese Butt Biting Dance fur U, FURSTEE!
http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=2986
Too cyute!!!
hao funneh iz dat?? i cant gitz ober dat!! b4, dey bringed us pokemons, nao dey brings us a song ana dance bout butt bitin bugs~~~
fortchunitely, dey bringed us hello kitteh. dere nuffin funneh bout hello kitteh – just da kyewt!! *i lurves her*
So, we should ask the CCC to stock Hello Kitty Band Aids for you insted of ponees?
fank u berry mutch, d marie – dat wud b wunnerfull!!
This iz sooooooo kyoot!!! I duz the furstee dance wif you, Kathleen.
I duz teh Butt Bitin Danse too!
Teh Japanees com up wif teh weerdest fings. I luv dem!
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…meer wurdz canot espres.
Y no one do furstee dance?
*duz furstee dance wirf sish*
Mush beyters.
Weerd timing!!!! Seee me below post…..
Wurd press nommed mah Butt Bite Dants!
I dantsed teh furstee dants but wordpress eated it. Prolly cuz I included link too teh video.
I is pashunt.
Love the color of this artistic pic!
Itz da luv bug!
Ugh…love bugs? We haz dem in Floridia…full of pleh and lose!! Uglee black buggiez making nastee squishings on teh cars….an takin off da paint if yu not wash dem off rite awai!
oh yeah. dey’s yuckie. had too wash off lots after visiting granma adn papas howse in Loozyana.
wen I use to smoke I wud go out on mai porch too smoke (wee not doo it inside) an dem fartee June bugs bee so plentifull dat I coodunt ebben stan out dere! Dey bowncin all obber me! Liddo stinkurs! We not hab dat nite problum out here in Caleefornya.
Hates da June bugs.
Dey fly in mai hair an freak me out!
Pleh! Pleh Pleh Pleh!
Yah, but instead you have forest fires.
Onlee in da forists!
Da fiyurs in SD county has burnd liek 300,000 plus achers. So far, lost 1200 homses.
In LA an Venchoora kountees, has burnded mebbee 100,000, nawt countin da wun dat burnd since 4th uv Joolie neer Santa Barbra, an lawst a fyoo hunnerd howses.
2 peepull died, an mebbe 75 hurt.
Dese fiyurs moastlee burnin in wild areeyeas, so da FFs jus let dem burn, an pik a gud spawt to stawp da fiyur, R try to purrtek howses an towns.
Den next yeer, all da fyool has bin burnt, so no fiyur in dat saym plase furr a fyoo yeers R moar. But in SD, day burnded neer da same playsis in 2003…. Up heer in LA, is a little bettur…..
Glad 2 see u noes in harmz wey, B! Waz conserneded bowts u las nite!
unfor2nutly, after fyre is no ground cover 2 dwink up rain, so land getz 2 full ob water and falls down all ober howses and roads !
Ndeed B! ahm glad ur okeh tew! fanks fur da update alsew
hear da trouble iz , tank gawd, nawt exess ov fiyr, but lack ov water alone .
we got some rain heer yesterday and today. now that it has passed us i’ll try to blo da left ovur storm seeds n ur direkton
Mi gude thawghts go owt tew alla da peeps der.
U taek care, B!
Aye doan wan ennyfing bad 2 hapens 2 mah Waltz parner!
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
ladeebugz came to teh ladybugz picnic…
Winz!
1 2 3, 4 5 6, 7 8 9. 10 11 12
An dey awl pleyd gaymz
At teh Laydeebugz piknik!
Dey hed twlev sakz
So dey ran sak raysez
An dey fel awn deyr bakz
An dey fel awn deyr faysez.
Laydeebuz twelv
At teh Laydeebugz pikinik!
Day talked abowt teh hi prise
of furnetchure and rugs
and fyre insurance
for ladeebugz
Ladeebugz twelv
At teh Ladyeebugz piknik!!!
Ayez nebber hered dis song b4!
me neever!!! i lubs it! i lubs ladeebuggies too!!!
Iz frum teh Sesumee Street.
youtube /watch?v=Xr8vUTm64h0
teh smoke iz so bad here. I went outside to get a look around and it made me cough like crazy. I’m staying inside and hoping we don’t have to evacuate soon.
Yew need teh firemans whut put owt teh ladybuggses fire weh it got tu bigg.
Oh ScotchAndMoreScotch, dins noes u n CA 2!! AI b conserneded bowts u toniyte! Les us noes iffn u hab 2 vact….eebak… leeb ur hows!
Goin back from wurk yesterday teh smoke waz completely filling teh sky all teh way hoam. Dis morning teh moon wuz blood red but I cud see starz in teh skie so tings clearin up an neither work nor hoam burnded.
SCAREY!!!! GOOD LUCK!!!
Oh, ScotchandmoreScotch, I cannot imagine how scary!
Closest I ebber come was up in Rocklin, CA….teh foothills catches firez?? Annyway, I go to work and sky is skeery orange pink and looks like it bee snowin frum teh ash fallin.
Verreh, verruh, creepy.
I sorries and sayz prayurs fur all ub yoos.
Iz gettin moar n moar stressed as I reeds abowt it. I used to live in Temecula, an teh fiers mooveeng closer. Evakyooating as far north as Fallbrook! And teh Wild Aminal Park!
SamS, ware u are? U be karefull! Go if dey say go. Saw stoopy hyoomin on teh noos dat wus still at his howse watchin teh fier cumming.
Good noos – dey set up places ware peepls can bringz teh aminals!
SAMS, Aye r keepin teh gud fouts fur teh fire 2 stay awais frum u.
Aye libed n teh S. CA b4 Aye camed 2 AZ.
I lubs this song!!! And teh cartunee that goes wif it!! When ther marshamloes catch fire and teh firemans come put it owt!
Dey played jum rope
But teh rope it broke
So dey jus sat round
Tellin nok nok jokez
Ladeebugs twelve
At teh Ladeebug Piknik!
dey playd tug-o-rope, but teh rope it browk
so dey al sat arownd tellin nok-nok jowks
teh ladeebugz twelv
at teh ladeebugz piknik!
ooops, sorree COL…dident see ur post!
Datz ok, Teenie….BTW, Happee Birfdaee!
eeeeee I lubs teh laydeebugzez piknik sawng, but I forgawtted teh vurses, now lolfrnez singz it an I rememberz! all comming back naw…
I glad i reminded so manee peeple of teh Ladeebug Song from teh Sesamee Street… now do u remember
1 2 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9 10,
Ten tiny turtles on teh telefone
talken to teh grocery men!
we wood like sum lettus
wood u send us ten heds pleeze
an ten sweet potatas and ten rutabegas
wit teh dimples on their knees!
z0mg eyez doodoodoot-DOOMED! BWAHAHA!!! I’ll have dat song in mah head deh rest of deh day, win!
kitteh petz da lolbug!
Butt carefully kitteh – or *skwish* !!
u iz BOF preddy!
so’s u, kitteh
hmm, gess i shud sai “jinx”, DPK
ohr da pinsh pok owz mai cok?
Dat’s lik da Jinxzes
lol teh fase – xactly.
Lovely image….
“Iz tryin’ to sneek pas’ da kitteh… it no work”
Dis capshun good, I liekt da uvver wun: “Stan bak! It cud be a bomb!”
Liek da kitteh is da purrfeshunal in dat feeld!
Dis photo soo purtee, awl shayds uv whyte an gray, den da POP uv red laydeebug!
Serchanrescuu kitteh an teh TTT standin bye……
Tootal adoribble! But maek comments LOWD – wite kittehs awften def kittehs (Wayts for vetinaryaryary tipes an vetteks to giv mor ackurate esplanayshun)
i not vettek but studeed gini…jenet……science in skool.
Gene dat make kittehs def often go wif gene dat make ketteh wite wif bloo ize. No alwaz, but lot ov timz.
No cares if kitteh or bunneh def or blinds. Luvs dem aneewai.
I meets blind bunneh onse. Was neglekted and had bad infekshun and lost eyes. His bunneh-brudder wuz his seeing-i-bun. Brudder-bun must inspekt me afore I cud give pettins to bof. I verrry prowd to pass inspekshun!
I has white kitteh….named Token….him not def-him jus ignorz me a lot! LOL
Pepples always askin me how aie no mai Bucky kitteh iz def.
Aye say “He kant here hiz kibbles bein poured into hiz bowl. He’z nowt fakin.”
Wuz so happy wen we gots anodder kitteh. Wen da Tigger kitteh runs into da kichun, da Bucky knows it nom nom time. B4 dat, if he wuzn’t lookin wen da kibble waz poured, he’d keep complainin!
Tigger is a seeing-nom kitteh!
I hads a naybor taht wuz convinsd his orinj kitteh Rusty wuz deaf becuz he wuld nebber come haom when he cawled. I wuz lyk, “Ur kitteh nawt def. Ur kitteh jus noz teh noms ar at mah howse. Hims onlee come whin AI be callin hims.”
I nawt lib tehre no moar, but mah dad still has to taek Rusty hoam ebry nite at 10 in his armz lyk a babeh. Dis hads goan on foar lyk 6 yeers.
O, mai gudness, wut an udorubul storeh…
Kwik! Call the CCC!!
Here b ur CGRG (wdoi)!! U wans elpant heinie!! Janets gaybs me sum wif udder drawings – buts cant members wats was on dem! Kathleen – u needs sum plastik rap??
“Udder drawings”? awreddy rezembles udder wif finners blowdt up, du nit?
Oh, dat storee warms mai hart! Lil bunnee lukin after hims bruvver.
(Oh hai, I are noob, but has ben fan for menee munfs. Dis be teh lurvliest plais wif teh dansin and happy thawts).
Yep, there’s an established link between the pure white coat color, blue eyes and deafness. Certain cells affect the pigment in the eyes and coat, and deafness is caused by an absence of a cell layer in the inner ear that originates from the same stem cells. For those of you who like statistics – 5% of white cats in the overall population are pure white. Of those, 20-40% had at least one blue eyes, and of those, 10-20% were deaf. SO – if you have 1,000 cats, 50 will be white, 10-20 of those will have one or both blue eyes, and 1-4 will be deaf.
If Aye has 1000 kittehs, main kitteh nom noms bill be huge!
Adn soo many litterboxes!!!!!
An moast uv dem will ignoar yoo!
If u can has 1000 kittehs, 500 of tehm will ignoar u. 300 of tehm will nawt ignoar u, but also will nawt com whin u cawl tehm. 100 of tehm will fink tehy ar goggies an follo u ebreywhar, and teh othur 100 of tehm will sleep on ur faec.
Treu storee.
An if ju has 1000 Symeezes, ju has nao curtins left caws tehy shredded tehm.
Awlso tru storee.
i had kitteh wud follo me to teh bafroom and sit owtsid teh dore meowmeowmeow til i com bak owt. just lik 2-yr-old hyoomin bebbeh.
Mah Sheba kitteh duz dis. Iz teh ownlee tyme she ignores teh goggie, cuz goggie waytez too.
An da goin to da docter bills Ahhh1 Pretty soon critters hab dis howse and hub an me be livin in da shelter!
Oh, tanks for xplanashun an xample! Bery interestin! If I hab 1000 kittehs it mite make me deaf!
tank joo nyce doctur purrson. joo berri smrt. and gibe nyce clear eggsplanation.
I no haz 1000 kittehs….it jus FEELZ like it sumtimez!
majins da lidderbox wif 1000 kittehs!
Eeew…..I wud prefur NAWT to majin taht!
Leydeebug, Leydeebug,
Flai uhwey hoem
Ur burger iz awn fiayr.
Ur cheez iz awl gon.
Hubbee bin cookin agin?
DANJUR MENZ COOKENG
I seen aprunz dat sai dat.
mommmmmmmm I founds a bug…….can I keeps?
Ar yoo going to feeds and cleens up affer it?
Dat’s wut I thowt. Owtside!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww mooooooooooooooooooooooooooommm
geeeze
*grumble grumble stawmp*
This pic be verry verry pritty
i has a tiny fwiend… <3
Kitteh, no bothr eeting – too small! Noes maek tummeh full!
O, but it tikls ma innerd in da moast fun way!
Ther wuz an ole ladee who swallowed a spidur
That wigguld and jigguld and tikkuld insider…
Shee swallowd da spydur ta ketch da fly
I dunno why, she swallowd da fly…
Purrhaps sheel die!
OMG, I luv Paul Stookey’s vershun uv dat sawng! He beree funnee I needa git dat tayp turnd ta cd R pooter file!
GRAET. Nao I has taht song stuck in mah hed.
Fanks, B an Duffy…
sigh
An’ nao joo bes smyted bai de paw of god…
yes! “…and nao u must die…”
Dat wuz egactly wut I thawt!
No no nooooooooooooo, sez teh ladee bug! I haz a flayver, but it iz a bad, bad tayse! An ur so preddy too, I iz ur frend…………….noooooooo, nooooooooo, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Too layte. Kitteh eated bug. Kitteh thinks, pleh. Wy I eated dat?)
i iz not tasty or nootrishus
Luk wat Ah foundz, mummy!!!!!111 Kan us keepz it??? Ah pwomise 2 feedz itz… pweese, pweese mummy???
I promess 2 put ayrheols in teh lid! pweese! MAWM!
“Will yoo kum into mai parlor?” sed da kitteh to da bug.
“Adn wheel hav tee adn krumpet which Aye no yoo lub.”
“Yur offur’s bery generus, butt Ay’m afwade it Aye must snub,
Four Aye wood nowt wish four yoor dessert 2 b a foolish bug!”
Confurmashun heerings for the offus of Attornee Genrul continyooz:
Stoopy Hoomin Senatur: First I’ll describe the job and its duties (shuffling papers)
Kitteh nominee for Attornee Genrul: LULZ! Yoo sedz “doodies!”
Senatur: (looking mildly exasperated) Is there anything else you would like to say before we begin?
Kitteh: Speekings of doodies, yoo nawt has litturbocks heer.
Senatur: I’m sorry Mr. Kitten. I’ll get the Sergeant-At-Arms to buy you one immediately.
Kitten: Iz okay. I useded dat pile of papurs yoo gots dere. (Senator gets strange look, abruptly stops shuffling papers.)
Oops, rampant italics!
Rampant? Dey is… uxorious? Hornee?
dey is protectin teh post from scrootine.
Ai alwayz did tink dey do nuffink but shuffle doodies on Capitowl Hill.
*whispers* win!!!
Oh Diva Geek – I am in heaven! You know – this could be a buk!
Yesh, Janet shi does tell a heck ov a stori.
*shares popcrn*
OMG!!! Dis so meks mee smile…mai sun, wen widdo tinnee boi, used dat wurd DOODIES too meen a stoopy.
So wun time he did sumfing soooo silly an he say bout himself, “I’m a doodies an a fool.”
We laffed so HARD…we nebber forgot dat wun.
bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
kitteh, do not eat! is full of lose and pleh. my Mischeif kitteh noms them up and plehs them back out… in mah bed!! stinky lolbug corpses on teh pillows. do not want.
LOL, ma Gus goggee wood find da lil pill bugs, roly polys, whutevver. He wood jus barelee tuch dem wif hims nose, dey rollup. Den he pik dem up an put dem on his blankee owtside.
I comes owtside, grab da crumpled blankee to make it a nyce goggee bed. I shake it owt, and EEEEEEEEK!!!!! Raynin pill bugs!!!! Poor Gus jumpin arown sayin “NOOO, ma frenz!!!!”
I nawt tuch dat blankee NE moar!! LOL!
i hadta have mah howse rebilt due 2 fire – an dere wuz lots an lots ob flies in da winders. doan knowes wai dey wuz dere wen i mooved backs in, butt dere dey awl wuz in da winders. i sorta queeseh, so i prokr- porcastic- … waited 2 kleen dem up. YUK. wen i finely went 2 da winders to kleen da fliez out – dere wuz onlee a couple left… i walked away shaking mah head. where did dey goes?? i turn aroun an mah big floofy gray kitteh wuz on the back of da sofa, scoopin up ded fliez an noming dem.
wuz a long time b4 i cud kiss mah kitteh agin…
LOL! Neber gud to tinks abowt ware de kittehs mouf haz been…or hims feets neether! Dont tink, jist snorgle!
grate stories tunite!
“NOOOOOO tehy be steelin mah frenz!”
Furst it wuz lolrus and teh buckit.
Tehn it wuz Knute and teh blankit.
Nao it’z B!’s goggie and teh bugzes.
Teh Steelin’ Trilology!
(tihs was adorabul storee, B!)
Haz anywun ebber seen dawg eetn a sickayda? Dey hole ‘em in dey moufs & mek teh sickayda go “MMRMMRMMMRMMMM”, vibraytes in deh big flappy dawg lips. Funnest thing Ah ebber seen!
ifn dat der bug jumped on da cat it look liek da Japanese flag!
この映像は勝利のため! である!(this pic is ftw)
Dis hao it ‘pozed to luk. Hoep Janet are heer to reeds, too.
Confurmashun heerings for the offus of Attornee Genrul continyooz:
Stoopy Hoomin Senatur: First I’ll describe the job and its duties (shuffling papers)
Kitteh nominee for Attornee Genrul: LULZ! Yoo sedz “doodies!”
Senatur: (looking mildly exasperated) Is there anything else you would like to say before we begin?
Kitteh: Speekings of doodies, yoo nawt has litturbocks heer.
Senatur: I’m sorry Mr. Kitten. I’ll get the Sergeant-At-Arms to buy you one immediately.
Kitten: Iz okay. I useded dat pile of papurs yoo gots dere. (Senator gets strange look, abruptly stops shuffling papers.)
Mebbe da Burgers kin maek dis a epic, liek da Lolrus Bukkit Saga? Dat wood be da win!
Is it a lady-burg?
I liked this one best
when the caption was “Stand back,
it could be a bomb.”
mai fave too, since evreeonez gotten so stooped scaredz.
Ai liked taht wun tu.
SJ.
I speechless.
I gibs u hug.
I see whut yoo did der, Ota!!! Veree nislee dun!
Bugs r fun,
Bugs r neat,
Bugs go squish
Beneath my feet.
funny pohems!
wat r bohicans?
Its a play on Last of the Mohicans. BOHICA was a term I picked up from Dilbert. It stands for Bend Over, Here It Comes Again. /lolcatspeakon
a fren ov a fren nu sum peeps cawled Dover, legedle thay cawled ther chiilun Ben an Eielene….Ai’m not sain iz tru, jus wot Ai wuz tole
Aye lubs Dilbert. Berry berry funny.
Fraid uz not da last brudder (Sister)… Dat kinda stuff neber be endin (NO pun intended)
itz bin sed afore but dis is a lovely picture!!
so innocent and beyootifuls.
i haz nuffink to add to be funnies or eenyfing.
just likez lukin at it.
I really hope someone besides me will get this one:
Ai bes da Jugganot, bish!!!
Naot taykes mah helmuts!!!!
X-mens!
Gandolf, wat happened? wai you all metal controling and ebils?!
O, dat maed me lol!!!
Get owta mah hedz, kitteh!
AHHHHHHH’m Bring-gin haom a beb-be lol-lol B
Woan mah mammy be so prowd ub me?
AHHHHHHH’m Bring-gin haom a beb-be lol-lol B
Owwww he bit me!
Ya wanna play ruff huh??
KER-SPLAT!!!
NOM NOM NOM
SLURP SLURP
Keeee-Lair ….. Come Hoam!
Warner Bros. Bugs Bunny/Vulture cartoon FTW!
My mama done tol’ me
to get something for dinner…
Nooopppe….nopppe….noooope
wai noboddie sez nuffin bout teh boooootiful kitteh!!1!1! is awl wite! nawt fin 2 maney awl wite kittehs! DO WANT! i can haz wite bebeh kitteh 2 snogle wif? him nawt needs teh bugs, spoilz wif teh treets.
i haz an all white kitteh.
her eyes change colors! really. sumtimes is jade, sumtimes is gold, sumtimes is celadon.
she is a brat-kins tho. i cant really blame her. she is deaf and i rescued her from the pound. nobody wanted her cuz she is a bad kitteh. and of course deaf. she had been dere a long time. i took her. gib her a good home. people didnt like that she wouldnt be a nice sweet kitteh. i fink dey was looking for a persian but found a nutcase.
she dont obey. eben for a kitteh, she dont obey.
she knocks stuff off eberytin and watches it break.
but i forgives her. i lubs her lots. i just dont have stuff out ennymores that she can breaks.
she sheds like,like, like, well a fing dat sheds lots and lots.
i bought her a green collar cuz her name is daisy. all white wif a widdle bit of green.
i muss be sick in da hed. i am wun crazy kat lady.
Itz nowt yur fawlt. Kittehs make us crazy!
Dat’s wai we lubs dem.
Oh, I lubs u!!
(I looks rite now like dat kitteh wut bee wuntin dat peece of fabrik and seys “How beeyutifull!)
Wut a wunnerful cat mommee u is!
an wut a deelitefully nawtee litto kitteh u hab!
I tink teh all wite kittehs is teh mos beeyutiful.
*sigh*
An dis is a mos beeyutiful picture. Eggsullent EBBERYTING. Big Buckets of Win for dis award winnin picture!
(a whyte kitteh wif odd eyez saved ma lief wuns. Beree skeeree storee. Nawt tellin it.)
u duznt has 2 ell us…
butt ur commint reminds meh ov da storree behin maneckinecko. (prolly borked da spellin) da good luck kitteh from japan. she saved a samuria’s life – a pretty white (ok… tri-colored) kitteh. nao dey puts her stchu up in stores to bring da gud luk.
I tink u teenking of der Maneki Neko cat… eye see dems all obber der plaice…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maneki_Neko
hehe
Who wuddent be craizy fur dat? Def cat nokkin tings owf an lukkin 2 see tehm crash cuz she caint heer tehm brake. she sound byootiful, and is vry vry lukky.
’sides, ifn u r sik in teh hed, wut are all ov us?
jest as sik in da hed!
she kant break fings now. iz nuffing out she can.
da hardest fing is waking her up. she gets soo skeered.
i lost her once. i fawt she was outside. i am super-dooper careful about dem getting out, but i went up and down da street yelling here kitty kitty!
felt stoopid but i had to do sumfing.
i cried bukkets. den i told da kids open every cabinet, dresser drawer, everyting and find my cat.
we found her asleep in the bottom of a file cabinet.
i have an idea for a remote beeper but i dunt no how to make it.
would work tho.
oh, dogbotherer, thx so much fur takin that little nawtee white kitteh! my half meezer is mostly white and i too, sometiems call him bratkins, or more formally, Bratkins Katkins
mie ex-kitteh wuz liek that, all whyt with changie eyezes, shaeds ov blu n green (not deff tho). her naem wuz maneki-neko too, but she went to teh raynboe brijj in febrooary. she got so sik she laust her meow. : (
i still b missing her all teh tiem, wuz mie best frend for almoast fifteen yeerz. i has teh noo kittehses (well, slytly used) nao, but is very differnt.
hugs!
i iz sowwy yur kitteh is gone. my daisy was slythly uzd but noa iz fully broke in.
all kittehs reside in our hearts. no matter where dey are.
thanks, db. btw, i lurv yur naem, it alwez maeks me lol
Dey R lahk ourz childruns. We neber forgetz dem n we lurvs dem fo-eber.
dogbotherer – I’z a newb here but haz bin reedin a lawng tyme. I lurve yer nayme!! Terry Pratchett FTW!! Iz my favurit riter! (If yu not kno what I’z talkin bout, you shud chek owt hiz books frum teh libary. Much win.)
I also lurve yer kitteh. Bad kitteh’s need lurve too!
i read ebberting he rights.
i tries to get uver peeps to read his stuff too.
my work desktop is death wif a kitteh – of course!
my students fink itz kewl.
Awwwww…u a gud mama.
Jus bcuz dey doan lub us the wai we wan um 2,
doan meen that dey rn’t lubbin us wif ebery fing dey gots!
Manee blessingz to doez of yu who give teh homez to teh bebbehs nobuddy else wantz!! I allus take in the oldist, sikist, skardist wunz…coz dey deserve as much lulz as teh beautifulist wunz git!!
Sumwun wuns tole mee dat laddeebugs tayst liek Cap’n Krunch sereals. Duz ennywun noe if dis is twoo?
Um….nawt persunlee. Ai ask teh kittehs an get bak tu ju.
mie mom aksudently eateded wun wunce [er, don aks hao - she din haf her glassez awn] n she sed it wuz spycie!
Mebbe dat guy on teh Travl Chanl noes, he eatz lotsa bugz.
Ya thinks maybe he ate too manny hot peppers or somethin and can’t actully ‘taste’ anymoar? And then applied for a show that NOOObody else would touch?
That wood be turnin a handy cap into a oppertunity, all right!
Ah thimk MedicatedMayden’s kitteh wud say no. Kittehs donot pleh up Cap’n Krunch, rite?
LITTLE BUG!!! WOOT WOOT
so cute!!
LADEH bug
Is so pretteh bebeh and pretteh ladeebuggee – teh delikit littul paw will go pat-pat-pat to see whut teh littul red pretteh thing duz, then teh noez will go so close to try to snif it — watching kitties chek owt new things is teh best!!!
so twu, Duffy!
I saw a kitteh nom a spiduh wuntz.
I tink dat spidah eeder gotz a last wevenj (doan wurry, not fatal) or tasted weeewwy BAd, cuz dat kitteh got teh Pleh Look Ub Teh Year Uhward.
Such a face!!!
Won ob mah kittehz eets ebery bug she see!
Aye nebber uze eny bug spray or weed spray cuz Aye fraid dat sum mite git onna bug she’s eeting!
Ladybird, Ladybird, fly away home, for your house is on fire and your children are home.
i was finkin moar uv teh breaking benjamin song ladybug. yoo has herd uv dem?
hay laideebug yoo wer alwais on teh mind uv ebberywun
laideebug yor pathetik and i’v sed it moar dan wunce
laideebug i buleev yoo cannoh reech me wer i am
wer mai feet wont hit teh groooooownd.
lulz i lubs dat band.
MOOOmmmmm?!?
One of my kibbles is walkin away…
hey b! i iz lissinen to teh radeeo rite nao. it’s abowt teh fiers! hao ar ya doin owt der?
We’s still ok fur nao. We just went owt a lil bit ago to pik up hubbee’s car frum brayk place. ($60 in parts, $265 in laybrrr!!!)
Da wind seems to hav shiftid… Nao is big grey clowd comin frum da norfwest… mebbe da Fillmore/Piru fyr? Do nawt no…. But nao da sky is dat weerd colur, wif red sunlyt. No ash is fallin awn us, so no fyrs is close, an cant reelee smell NEting alarming…. A fyoo spotter playns evree nao an den, nawt da constant.
Dat Harris fiyur is da HEYOOJ an skeeree fur SD cowntee. Frum Portrero, which awlwayz burns but is fun campsite, mite git to oshun befoar da end. Wurst part, is heddin fur Chula Vista, also called Choolawanna cuz it so close to border. Iz berree berree poor city. Doz peepull will need FEMA help.
I sad, cuz da SIlverado Canyon iz burnin agin. It da keyootist little canyun wif little town in der. Da streets all hav da funnee nayms lik ‘Disa Way’, ‘Data Way’, “Uppa Way’, ‘Whila Way’. Beree charming plays we yoosta visit in da 80’s wen I in da militaree.
Dey say 500,000 peepul evact in SD, sum went to da noo staydeeyum, sum in Del Mar. Moar dan 1200 howsis burnt, an 100+ biznisses too!
Nao has Palomar Mountin burnin, an a cuppla Indian Reservashuns has da fiyurs nao too! Alreddee 20000 achers burnded, an a church
Beeg fiyurs neer Lake Arrohed, hunnerds uv homes burnded, boff full tiem homes an weekend cabins. Da resorts R helpin da FFs, givin fud, wadder an playsis to rest an warsh up.
Da hyoomididee iz BERREE low, ma noze keeps bleedin. But da winds R shifting to come frum da West, which bring wet an cool! Iz 90 at ma hows rite nao, an da winds in menee areas is decreesin to below 20, but still has gusts. Menee waterdroppers an scoopers an 10tanks, will be better by mid November….
I reeds an lissens to teh newz, trai to imajine teh worry and fear ob deh peeps in teh fyrez path….kan’t imajine. Vrry sad. Hopes U stai OK, an awl ur familee an frenz, too.
Manee peeple com to Lost Wages, too. Felt bad all day – hafta mek them pay for room when they lose all they haf alreddy. Haf to com home, feel gretful to haf home… look at lolcats to feel bedder.
Ai hoap is not wun uv dose non-ladeebugz dat luk liek ladeebugz but rn’t, u noe, dat r frum sum othar conntnent an r scrooin up teh ecosistum.
Also, I finks dose wuns bite.
yoo meen an aishun betel? yahi hait dose fings.
purty SMALL, ai would has 2 sei.
U goze squish now! Ladeebug gud luk. Ladeebug even bettah luk in mah tummee…
I love the white cat.
Kitteh say: Da paw of da wite deaf about to desend on uz.
Wez putz “Uz is Purrrrty” on uz tombstone!
*butt wiggle ob doom*
*pounce*
What?
da butt wiggle ob dum be wen da kittehs stomp dey back feetz like dey setting der springers for da leapin.
funnee!!
iz tu bad kitteh kant see kullurz
laydee bug juzt lux grai tu kitteh
(but still shinee!)
hol da phone… i fot i red dat kittehs can see da colors just not awl da colors we sees. dey see red…
anythin els?
i cant members if dey sees blue or green… but dey sees at leest 2 colors.
dat dont hepp dem mutch wen dey is lurnin to drive… *jk*
Sumtiems I see red … rite befoar mai close cach on fayr.
(See coments beloe.)
sumwun on heer sed dey sees cullurs, but in pastels…hoo sed dat?
PS
Eberbody gotz mor burgers dan is showin. Word Press makes me angry. Uz wouldn’t likes me wen I r angry!
*clothes esplode*
*Cuvvers eyes*
Nekee tiem!
Oops!
*gets bery bery red*
*cubbers face*
When da gai onna TV do dis, him get all big n greenie like da vegimal giant an him still hab da rags sill on all da “naughty bits” (Dat da Qwin’s Engrish, rite?)
LOL!!!
I noe it bee petty ub mee to bee cunserned bowt peepuls votez. but i jus lub too see peepul get lots ub votes fur good stuff.
Mebbee I needs teh therappee.
/snicker-snort
Wow, Lucy! I sumtiems gets so angree mai close cach on fayr, but dey neber ESPLODE! Yoo mus bee teh Lucy ov FURY!
(I bin givvin lots ov burgrs dat don sho up tu.)
Tank uz Woodchuck. Clothes don really esplode. I jus likes to imagi–imagery…i jus likz to fool myself inna tinkin I r da dangerous hulk an eberybody be scared. Don work for me neider, but tank uz a hole lot fur da burgers. I makes gud use ob dem!
Woodchuck-like burgers detecked
Mai coment wuz numbr 144.
So it wuz a gross coment.
Hoap eberywun apreshiayts mee bringin dat tu der tennshun.
Lucy does “Clebber Pun-Clebber lolfren” dance for the “gross comment”
(you count all dat way? Maybe uz jus funnin us cuz u nowz aint nobuddy gonna count 2 b shur uz rite!)
i wud sez 4 da gross comment, lolfrenz orta do da chicken dance.
da-da da-da-da-da DAH
da-da da-da-da-da DAH
DAH DAH DAH DAH
kluk kluk kluk kluk
form bean at da jerman festibbles, i can assure u – it’s farely gross….
Sowwee, butt a woodchuck caint du a chiken danz.
Tu tubby.
Butt Iz can slyd on mai bellee sum moar….
WEEEEEEEE!
Woodchuck – uze ur tale 2 balanse n stand up!
Den u can do teh chicken danse!
Chicken danse go fasser n fasser
till eberybuddy b laffin so hrd dey slyd on dere bellee 2!
Werdpress sed I wuz nummer 144.
An Werdpress wud not lye.
Oh but it duz, it duz. Yesturdai it was sayin I was gibbin nao brgrs. An I was gibbon teh burgrs. I was so sad, an beggd it bery naisly but it didn’t care.
Werdpress, wai ju so meen? Did sumfin bad happn tu ju when ju was bebbeh sawftware?
LOL
Prittee Liddill Three
Dawt Bug luukz 4 a Kitten’z
noaze 2 lyte upawn
Fuzzeelumpz Snowbawll
Kitteh seez summfineeng mooveeng.
Wawntz a kloasurr luuk
Boaff arz standz-awffish.
Wantz 2 maykz a noo frend, but
doan’t reelee knoez how?
Fuzzeelumpz Kitteh
gentlee putz daown a Paw andz
waytz 4 Three Dawt Bug
Will Prittee Three Dawt
Bug jumpz up awn boardz orz moov
awn? Oanlee tyme willz tellz
Jack.
awwwwwwwwww
vewwy sweet.
dat iz dee moast beyootiful, Jack
i awlwais luks forward to yoar creeashunz !
Awwwwww…won ob ur bessest wons.
jack – u r amazin!!
Wantz 2 maykz a noo frend, but
doan’t reelee knoez how?
dats prfound.
n nootrishus, tho taest liek pleh
Kittehs iz optimists – alwaz tink nex 1 tast bettah
If i splish u, mah preshus pawses get awl messt up.
…I jus eet u plaen. Nomnomnom.
THIS IS THE CUTEST PICTURE EVER.
NO LOLSPEEK HERE.
hugo cat sayz: “i will callz him jorj”
Ju can lub him but donot squeez him, kitteh, or *skwish* !!
(I seemz tu be sayin taht a lawt tudai….)
Dotted lyke socr ball but redd??
This be my fave fave lolcaot pichur EBBER! I love teh white kitteh, the B&W, and teh leedle red laydee boog! Eben my Credit CArd has laydee boog awn it! is my flavorite! dis be going on my FB profile nao! and my desktawp! eberywairs!
Aww thes kitteh pitchur so cutes!!!! Look you letl laydee boog, Kitteh is en AWWWWWWWW of yoo.
Is there a larger version of this? This would make a great background..
kitteh: i lubs da laydeez
ladee bug: i no has flavaaa!
This is a beautiful shot, both compositionally and for subject matter. Not to mention cute as hell.
Can I Nom?
godzilla cat iz after u!!