Comments on: scuze me waitur…

By: Selkceb

Selkceb — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:30:17 +0000

Teh ishoo awn puttin kittehs in teh blender awn puree-
moar important dan yoo think
Do Nawt Want

By: Hero981

Hero981 — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 15:43:59 +0000

ooooh

By: lawlcat

lawlcat — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 03:48:46 +0000

u can has b doosh

By: Chicken, Secretary of Monkeys

Chicken, Secretary of Monkeys — Sun, 04 May 2008 05:50:23 +0000

LIEK ATEING CARDBORD??!?!?!?!?! COME OVER TO CHIKKEN’Z WARHAUSE IN LOANVILLLE

By: Chiisana

Chiisana — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:05:22 +0000

Nwaaaaawh~!!! Is it possible to be even cuter? >w<

By: Kit

Kit — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:31:26 +0000

Is that hamster eating Korean food? It looks like it…

By: Nico

Nico — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:37:07 +0000

cute! looks exactly like my own dwarf-hamster

By: Immortalmortal

Immortalmortal — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:56:48 +0000

AWH, He’s so cute!!!

By: hytone

hytone — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 09:59:38 +0000

IS NOT MOUSE
is hamster

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:13:25 +0000

Curly Wurly is choklit cubberd chewy tawfee stik type ting. Is hard tu explayn. But bery yummy. Mai fren K libs in Pitxburg an lubs teh CurlyWurlies but can not has as do nawt sell in Merka. So I buys tem an senz tehm tu her. She bery happy an sendz me gud stuff back.

I awlso senz CatBerry chocklit tu mai fren in Horse Trail Year, she wuz bornded in the UK an missez teh Inglish Choklit. I is wun womman chocklit mergensee ayd orgnanisayshun.

By: fendybt2

fendybt2 — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:40:27 +0000

WOW!!! It seems like there’s a lot of cats lovers here =)

By: Sekhmet

Sekhmet — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:12:42 +0000

Iz onlee girlz and gay men be worried about teh VPL coz they hasz teh fashion senz and likez things that be asthit… asthet… that look good.
Menz no care or dey is liking teh VPL coz it makez dem think of pantees…mmmm…

By: wintersweet

wintersweet — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:55:28 +0000

Ha! I recognize the furniture–you can buy it at the Japanese 100-yen store, Daiso (also found in California, Singapore, etc.).

By: Anukki

Anukki — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 16:49:38 +0000

Watt is a curly Wurly? An hoo is in Picks-burgh?

By: Anukki

Anukki — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 16:47:14 +0000

Hmmmmm…. mebbeh is gnu career foar meh?

By: dogbotherer

dogbotherer — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:39:27 +0000

you like da gazpoucho?
da borscht?
da cold fings?
i guess would be better den da hawt wunz.
owies! sumwon had pony badaides sumwheres.

By: dogbotherer

dogbotherer — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:37:16 +0000

iz still bery nice.
here. wont last long tho. nver does.
da heat cant stay away.
dats what i get for living on da gates of hades.

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:09:58 +0000

Jennifffuurr, ju has BERY big brain, ful of lignwis….linguini….lolguisti…. skillz wit teh gud werds. I lubs Dr S, an I lubs ur vershun tu.

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:05:26 +0000

COL I sendz u sum cowld. I has plentee. Plz tu be sendin sum hawt bak in return.

Kthxbaidammaifeetsiscowld.

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:01:05 +0000

He he, I’z sendin Cat-berry Curly Wurlys tu mai fren in Pittsburg where ju cannawt get teh Cat-Berrys chawklit. Lawd noze what teh nais Post Orifice peeps is tinkin ob me.

“Ya, is annudder 15 tons of Curly Wurlys foar shippin tu teh Pencil Vein Ear. Noze, is nawt druggies, is chawklit. Werl, I gess is kind ov druggy. But tehr is a whore moanal wumman in desprit need!”

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:56:46 +0000

*snerkles* at Johnson442.

Hey Anukki, when u is dun, ju cud maybe come ober heer an put some shelvs up foar me? I will gib ju donuts an cawfee.

Mebby even munnies.

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:53:48 +0000

In teh militree ju can ownly dait infeeryur dentists? Wow.

Tanks (nao pun intended) Ambercat – I has a gud dentist but I still hates gowin. An prolly always will. Ai wuns passd own walkin into emtee dentists awfiss – no drills gowin or nuttin. Jus wun wiff of dentisty smell an kersplat on teh floor. I doan tink eben teh chikken hed glub wud hav helpd.

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:48:22 +0000

Ay caramba!

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:45:42 +0000

Psnly, ai tinks wurs tahn teh VPL is teh “no panties at awl an flashin mai bits at teh camra awl teh taim” laik certain celerybritees we cud menshun. But ju noze, I’z British an repressd so mebby juss me.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:01:50 +0000

gots to reload…

By: Romeow

Romeow — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:51:24 +0000

Donde estan mis ascentos?

I can has moar compleet keebord?

By: orangekittehservant

orangekittehservant — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:42:32 +0000

Zer goot!!! Many cheezburgers fur yoo!!

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:47:20 +0000

ooh, i not wunts too bee tite-ash.

*dantses arown tryin to pull dem owt strate*

Dere! I tries too bee good!

By: Nika

Nika — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:22:57 +0000

O yea. Statler an Waldorf FTW!

By: Nika

Nika — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:21:04 +0000

It be rathr chilleh heer in Noo Orleenz. An windee. At leest no moar rayn, tho. Got ’nuff of dat yesturdai.

By: Nika

Nika — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:18:40 +0000

“Terribly Twee Twolley”!!!!!!
O mayn, yu got me laffin so hard I almowst fallded owt of mai chayr. Den I reely be needin yur TTT, along wif Reskyoo Kitteh.

By: Nika

Nika — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:14:43 +0000

Noooo, I luv teh warm sockies! Wish I culd be havin todai–after all teh rayn we had yesturdai, it be kold todai.

By: Nika

Nika — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:13:07 +0000

But dis be espanLOL–bad grammar be part of teh pakij. No worryin abowt “estar” vs. “ir”. Eithr one wurks. Teh less sens it maeks, teh bettar.

By: Nika

Nika — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:11:05 +0000

Kronshee roll fur me, pleez!

By: Nika

Nika — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:08:28 +0000

Aww Stend, we luvs owr floofy pink troll. I hope teh fiers go away so we not hav to be worryin about yu an B! alla tiem.
An shootin Xrays on kids? Pleh! Hope yu gets bettr nukyular medesin jorb soon.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:59:38 +0000

Teh old men wuz teh funneh!

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:51:18 +0000

Johnson442, how is u?
Feelin ennee tinee bit bettur today?
Iz tinkin uff u.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:19:16 +0000

Oh, yesh,….I bee sowwy, iymcool, ifs I wuz jurk. I wz onlee tryin to make lite/a funney ub teh low votez u gotted. I allus HATEZ it wen peepuls getz low votez fur sayin furst. Makes mee uncomfortabull. I srry if it looked like I tryin too boss an tell peepuls wut too post.

I NEBBUR gib nobodee a low vote fur sayin furst.

Is rare for mee too gib a low vote.

I sick ub dis dummee furstee calling punishment.

But I lubs dantsin fur teh furstee!

By: Shera (kittehvet)

Shera (kittehvet) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:51:48 +0000

Stend-

i’z glad to see yoo back! wuz wonderin wher you were. hope job goes better

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:33:42 +0000

Hey waytor, dih i not asks fer apatyzer tew hourrs agew? Dih u eet it?

By: Johnson442

Johnson442 — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:29:37 +0000

(Wide eyes) You does all this yerself?? Thrice Egad!!!

You is walking money moshine! You knows this, right?

Uh…not prying,mind, but Wench is properly gratefull, right?
I just sayin that a proper tradesman keeps awl accounts current! Ekonimics, you unnderstand.

By: gayla34

gayla34 — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:22:03 +0000

loljohnson is UP for da challenge………

okay, I nos dat jus rong……but I don wanna be right

By: Johnson442

Johnson442 — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:21:32 +0000

And so they did!!!

By: Johnson442

Johnson442 — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:18:07 +0000

And as a recent fashion how-to show stated:
The worst fashion faux-paw is….
VIZIBIBLE PANTEE LINES!

uh…Chalk it up too my Neenter….Niandor…Extremely primitive heretige…and gender…but…
I see teh VPL, butt I donut see teh problem!!

Is just me?

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:08:56 +0000

iz dat kyute mowzie a chmekal injunear? how’d he guess da recepie?

By: stend

stend — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:36:41 +0000

… nuclear medicine here I come

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:27:12 +0000

Shhh, or evrywun will want one!

By: stend

stend — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:26:27 +0000

just until I get a better gig … XRAY is the suxxor

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:50:38 +0000

HAH!! i thot Stend was bein metafurrical aboot sendin XRays. az inn “iff looks culd kill”type talk. Fanks fur settling me strait.

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:46:53 +0000

well, gayla. so glad yew axted.

wen twistin panteez, iz best nawt 2 twist dem 2 tite. dats hao peepels gets 2 bee tite-ashes. also, doan twist da orinj wuns. dere poysun… 4 fall, iz best 2 twist da darker panteez, cause dat SHOWS under lighter summer fashens…