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Scooz me, I no oose topsticks.
FIRST! XD
bad subby! no dants!
PSA….Burgurs bee borked on heer. PLeeze not too getz sad.
i sthink he not got knowage bout ettyki… er etercat .. uhm manners bout klaiming Frist plase? mebbe sumbunny with the wisesdum kan filll he inn.
you do what makes you happy, until someone else decides they run ICHC and tells you you’re a bad person for entertaining yourself. then, everyone bickers about it endlessly until we’re all ready to scream – and then we do it all over again, because it’s so much more entertaining to bicker about stupid s*** than to actually thinking of something funny to say…
I luvs U, floofy peenk troll…
ummmm…Stend, yur too shy. Yore twue feelings, show us dem ;o)
dam.
dat teespoon ub medisun was stingeh.
But nessussareh.
i dunno, stend. sometimes i finks peepel argues ober dinky stuff cause iz eesier dan arguin ober stuff dat matters… like iz dis a rasist porkupine? or iz it okeh to put kitteh in da blender on purree? iz dis a legal post since da wurds iz on da top sted ov da bottem? lots eesier to argue bout stoopy cr*p dan to solve whirrled hunger…
I never really saw this place as being argumentative. I just think we talk about silly stuff and act silly and make jokes, and anything that looks like arguing is really actually very tame/silly/tongue in cheek, etc. I’ve seen some really awful sites where people are very, very cruel and hateful to each other. This comes no where near it.
And yes, it is fun to picky pick about silliness. Helps you forget about the horrors of everyday life.
i wuz bean philo- feelow- pfilis- hm….
i wuz finkin moar bout stuff i redded in old postes. where sumtimes sumbuddy gotz dem panteez ina twist… no twisty panteez lately. fanks gudniss.
Teh ishoo awn puttin kittehs in teh blender awn puree-
moar important dan yoo think
Do Nawt Want
sent that from work. between the fires here in SD and shooting XRAYs on screaming kids, I’m about ready to throttle someone
I need a new job. NOW !!!
oh noes, air U in Dan Siego? hoping stuff goez better fur u wid de jub.
Stend, are you an XRAY tech!!! My daddee bee a retired wun!! I nebber met ennywun else owtside him werk hu bee wun! How kool! Yep. I know dat bee stressful job and I glad hee jus retired.
I sorry u bee habbin a bad time.
Hope tings gets better.
I is praying bout SD fires.
HAH!! i thot Stend was bein metafurrical aboot sendin XRays. az inn “iff looks culd kill”type talk. Fanks fur settling me strait.
just until I get a better gig … XRAY is the suxxor
… nuclear medicine here I come
Stend-
i’z glad to see yoo back! wuz wonderin wher you were. hope job goes better
Aww Stend, we luvs owr floofy pink troll. I hope teh fiers go away so we not hav to be worryin about yu an B! alla tiem.
An shootin Xrays on kids? Pleh! Hope yu gets bettr nukyular medesin jorb soon.
Oh, yesh,….I bee sowwy, iymcool, ifs I wuz jurk.
I wz onlee tryin to make lite/a funney ub teh low votez u gotted. I allus HATEZ it wen peepuls getz low votez fur sayin furst. Makes mee uncomfortabull. I srry if it looked like I tryin too boss an tell peepuls wut too post. 
I NEBBUR gib nobodee a low vote fur sayin furst.
Is rare for mee too gib a low vote.
I sick ub dis dummee furstee calling punishment.
But I lubs dantsin fur teh furstee!
angry waiter says
NO SOUP FOR U!
hi, gayla!! bin finkin bout u.
well hello IBK
) lets transport to my clawsit and talk about fashion.
Today’s tawpic is panites…..to twist or nawt to twist.
That is the question.
well, gayla. so glad yew axted.
wen twistin panteez, iz best nawt 2 twist dem 2 tite. dats hao peepels gets 2 bee tite-ashes. also, doan twist da orinj wuns. dere poysun… 4 fall, iz best 2 twist da darker panteez, cause dat SHOWS under lighter summer fashens…
ooh, i not wunts too bee tite-ash.
*dantses arown tryin to pull dem owt strate*
Dere! I tries too bee good!
And as a recent fashion how-to show stated:
The worst fashion faux-paw is….
VIZIBIBLE PANTEE LINES!
uh…Chalk it up too my Neenter….Niandor…Extremely primitive heretige…and gender…but…
I see teh VPL, butt I donut see teh problem!!
Is just me?
loljohnson is UP for da challenge………
okay, I nos dat jus rong……but I don wanna be right
Psnly, ai tinks wurs tahn teh VPL is teh “no panties at awl an flashin mai bits at teh camra awl teh taim” laik certain celerybritees we cud menshun. But ju noze, I’z British an repressd so mebby juss me.
Iz onlee girlz and gay men be worried about teh VPL coz they hasz teh fashion senz and likez things that be asthit… asthet… that look good.
Menz no care or dey is liking teh VPL coz it makez dem think of pantees…mmmm…
u can has b doosh
ANd can I plz orderz da candy Korn suffle fur desssut?
itadakimasu!
WIN!!!11 BWAHAHAH!!
eksplanashun?- i need it
knot sure, but I tink it sarted here:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/12/i-has-a-corm/
Is Jappan knees. Means (sort of) “bon appetit” – is wat u sai at teh beginnin of a meel.
At teh end of teh meel ai offen sai, can we go for pizza nao, but taht juss me.
fanks, SJ
(am chuckloling ovre pizzaz coment)
Japan knees food bery pretty but awfen bery tainy porshins.
Forchunitly, this kyootee needs teh tainy porshins.
is japaneez for thankings for teh foods.
It’s the Japanese way of being grateful for the food laid before them. Kind of like “Grace” only instead of a couplet it’s a five sylable word.
An nawt reely relijus – moar tankin teh peeps taht prepaird it (is wat I wus tole aneywai)
heehee wehn i furst saw dis i read in my head “ittybittymowsie”
that phunny — I thawt meant –
THere’s a duck in my soup!
bwwaahhhhahhahahaaahhaa
Shhh, or evrywun will want one!
ittybittymousie iz whut Jappaneez kittehs say b4 eating
dat’s whut ittehbittehkitteh sez!!!
Dis foodz iz ensoofishentz
Nao, teh fish iz in teh next coarse
… and I don.t like swiss roll!
I wud like to order the Spicy Swiss Cake Roll.
I purrsunully LUB teh spida roll!
Kronshee roll fur me, pleez!
and there’s salt on my margarita. plus, I believe you have my stapler
hehehe!
Garcon! Estas plastik!
Donde es me cheezberger?
no es bueno!
il est mal? Tant pis pour toi!!
translayted:
it is bad? too bad for you!!
La chose gluante e degutante!!
su español es muy mal. es “donde está mi hamburguesa con queso”
el verbo “estar” es para lugar, y “ir” es para caractaristicas.
yor spannish lessun fer teh dai.
But dis be espanLOL–bad grammar be part of teh pakij. No worryin abowt “estar” vs. “ir”. Eithr one wurks. Teh less sens it maeks, teh bettar.
Donde estan mis ascentos?
I can has moar compleet keebord?
Ay caramba!
I can has mor wasabi?
An botl uv sockee.
Sockee appropriutlee named.
Sockee to me, plz
Sock it too MEEEEE???
Ai can has Rowan an Martin Laff In?
And so they did!!!
Johnson442, how is u?
Feelin ennee tinee bit bettur today?
Iz tinkin uff u.
yes. taste like sockies. pleh.
n u wake up WISHIN it was socks u ate……
Noooo, I luv teh warm sockies! Wish I culd be havin todai–after all teh rayn we had yesturdai, it be kold todai.
(voice from side) hOw did ur day at skool go?
mowsie: skool wuz borine eksept da ride too skool we wuz chazed by a biiiiiig kitteh but da buz driber drobe reeeely fast and we almoss hit the..,
(voice frum side) dats nize, now eet your begetibbles so yule grow big und sTrong
but . . . I wusn’t finisheded wif mah storee!!
(insert rest of story here)
( I beleeve I shall let somewun wif bettur maginashun go ahead, als I cud tink ub was dat line, I sposed ta be doin homewurks anywai.)
me too gascat. Back to work
an we almoss hit teh rly big fish dat wuz at teh syde of teh road an tehn we wen over a rly big hill an der wer abunch ov rly biiiig birds. yeh, birds. big birds lyk BLOOObird big! an teh birds tryed to fly on top ov teh bus, but a bigger bird caym an we thot it sayveded us, but it dinnit. teh bigger bird was was, it was lyk a CROW! an it grabbeded teh bus!!!!
Mom?
Mommy, are yu lissnin?
yes, deer, uf korse now, go do ur homewurk, like your pegatur an casgat.
but but i was sayin we were tookded by a CROW! in teh skool buss!!! so i can has no homewerk. PS2 nao?plz?
an too tink dat I saw it on Mulberry Street!
big bird like in saysamie street? dat yelo and iz veggietaryun
Goormey hammy is unimpressed
Woah man, deze jujjes awn “Tawp Hamstur Shef” iz tuf!
dis animle is chosing out nootrishius ingredints for hiz speshul “Crème de mew” only needs one ingridints now, kittehs mew ofcorse, but haz to get it from nother dimenshun wish is hard for tiny cuddlee rodint
scuzmeh wayder? iz a fly in mah cawn chowda.
Dere iz? Rilly? Dat is five sents xtra, I will add it to ur bill k thx bai…
shhhhh…u noe wai.
everbuddy gone want wun 2!!!
*big laff track*
Flyz doan eat much . . .
Speshul Annownsment: Ambercat an Serchanrescoo Kitteh ar nao in teh Hailans, reddy to minister to yur hed splort needs. Serchanrescue kitteh has teh bandaids wit ponies in hims bakpak, if yu has teh sore frote and feel a liddel horse (see wut Ai did tehre?!), awl oder supplies on mayn CCC, renamed for Brits as “Terribly Twee Twolley”. We will be maekin our wai Souf an aym to cover teh hole ob Grape Britin, teh Yukay, an Teh Briddish Aisles. Plees be payshent payshents, we get to yu as soon as we can. In teh meantime, keep yur spirits up wit teh pinky toepad song LuvB tawt us
Bandaids wiv PONIES???? Ju can rly get those?
WANT.
Do nawt care I is fawty tree. WANT PONIES.
Aye finks dat aye will nebber bee tu old tu ask teh nice peeps wif teh needles tu draw me a pichur on mai bandaids after dey has stuckded meh. An they allus does.
And stikers for bein brafe, form teh dennist. Dunt tell nobodee but Ai sekretly fancee mai dennist, Ai giv him stikers!
Ai doan tink ai cud eber fancee mai dentisst eben if he was Jorj Clewnee or Bread Pitts. Caws he be dentisst. An I is MORTALLY FEERD ov teh dentissts an awl their pokey tings an scweeeweeee drills an stuff.
Do not want.
Pleh.
Ai’ll introdooce yu to mai dennist, hims in Kent, jus nexdor to yu. Hims verree nice and kindly an wont herty yu
Oooeee, wen I wuz in da militaree, I had a dentiss, he was de KEEEEEYOOOOOT!!! I didun eben need da anest…anaeth.. shawts cuz I jus drool wif ma mouf opin at hims gorjisniss.
Too bad hee owtrankt me, I no can has dayt wif gorjiss dentist
In teh militree ju can ownly dait infeeryur dentists? Wow.
Tanks (nao pun intended) Ambercat – I has a gud dentist but I still hates gowin. An prolly always will. Ai wuns passd own walkin into emtee dentists awfiss – no drills gowin or nuttin. Jus wun wiff of dentisty smell an kersplat on teh floor. I doan tink eben teh chikken hed glub wud hav helpd.
Hai, Anukki! Didjoo getchur Donut I saved fur u?
Mmummyummmummm… bin nommin awn it all afternune. Tkx.
Now I knows.
U is artist.
Wee needs to talk.
Nope, not me artistickal. Main skweez wench is teh artistickal wun in teh bunch. Aye is makin teh studio foar her. It wuz teh bair bonze attic befoar. Ai has dun: baffles, insulamation, all elecktrickle wiering, driewahl, plastur and sanding saim, trihm, wudwurk, an nao is painting tiem some moar. A bit moar trim and paynt, and it beez all done!
Next tiem, I will no how tu du all dis teh *rite* wai.
But I duz liek artistical tiepz. We kin talk.
Wow! U iz tallentid!
(Wide eyes) You does all this yerself?? Thrice Egad!!!
You is walking money moshine! You knows this, right?
Uh…not prying,mind, but Wench is properly gratefull, right?
I just sayin that a proper tradesman keeps awl accounts current! Ekonimics, you unnderstand.
*snerkles* at Johnson442.
Hey Anukki, when u is dun, ju cud maybe come ober heer an put some shelvs up foar me? I will gib ju donuts an cawfee.
Mebby even munnies.
Hmmmmm…. mebbeh is gnu career foar meh?
elebenty gabdajillun chzbgrs 4 u! wif xtra gooshiefoods 4 Serchanrescoo Kitteh!!
Ambercat, dis a marvel. Chews “fall down holla sides turnin blu makin gaspy noises” funneh!
Aw, blessyu! Yu wont sum cat-berry choklit?
Nom, I can has da Instant Brayk Choca Mocha drinkeepoo? Gawd, I lurve dat stuff! I bot a tun uv it last tiem I wuz in Englund, an fown a plays dat will deliber it to me!
Liek a blud transfyoozhun, mmmmmmmmsluuuurppppmmmmm!
He he, I’z sendin Cat-berry Curly Wurlys tu mai fren in Pittsburg where ju cannawt get teh Cat-Berrys chawklit. Lawd noze what teh nais Post Orifice peeps is tinkin ob me.
“Ya, is annudder 15 tons of Curly Wurlys foar shippin tu teh Pencil Vein Ear. Noze, is nawt druggies, is chawklit. Werl, I gess is kind ov druggy. But tehr is a whore moanal wumman in desprit need!”
Watt is a curly Wurly? An hoo is in Picks-burgh?
Curly Wurly is choklit cubberd chewy tawfee stik type ting. Is hard tu explayn. But bery yummy. Mai fren K libs in Pitxburg an lubs teh CurlyWurlies but can not has as do nawt sell in Merka. So I buys tem an senz tehm tu her. She bery happy an sendz me gud stuff back.
I awlso senz CatBerry chocklit tu mai fren in Horse Trail Year, she wuz bornded in the UK an missez teh Inglish Choklit. I is wun womman chocklit mergensee ayd orgnanisayshun.
Can I has spunjebob bandades?
sMurfs bandades is kyuter!
LOL, I finded Chargrs bandayds, yay me! Also fown Niners bandaids fur ma fren hoo growed up in Marin!
“Terribly Twee Twolley”!!!!!!
O mayn, yu got me laffin so hard I almowst fallded owt of mai chayr. Den I reely be needin yur TTT, along wif Reskyoo Kitteh.
As cwoot as whateber dis is, is…we need the cccart nearby i beez tinkin.
Dis fud is not releevent to mah innerests
not releevent 2 yur innerds?
nope not to dem evver
photog –
werk it baby, werk it!
make me believe you luv dis plastic fud.
oooh! dat’s it. dat’s da luk. show me sexy baby. c’mom.
yu luv dis. yu want dis. yu want beeg hamster to fink yu is sexy.
cute hamster/jerbl fing finks –
where is my machinebun? dis dude haz GOT to go.
sum one put him outta my misery. and fire my damn agent!
lik yoor lips, baybee… AHHHHH!
pewpewpewpewpewpewpew!!!!
gots to reload…
whoa! where are my comment?
they goed aways wiv my voting chheezbrgrrrs
pleh
i tried twice!!
wahhhhhh!!!!
i cantz give da burgers and i cantz make a semi-funnie!
i goez to study noa. maybbee it show up laters.
There, there, dogbotherer. WordPress is being a beotch tuday. Iz nawt ju. Hav a donot, I tink we still has sum left – tey are sugar an fat free, eben teh wuns wit teh chocklit aysing an teh sprinkles.
SJ, teh way wordpres be eatin all the burgers today, dere mite not be any dognuts left!!
Oh, noes! I bee teh bearer ub teh DoNots, an I has an enless majukul suplly. U needs a donot??I has wun fur u, sweetie!
an dey bee sugurfree, an calorie free, an delishus.
Iz hokay….we are gibbin teh burgerz inr hartz! Everbuddy noes dey haz at LEEST eleventeebilliongazillion burgerz! And r reskue frenz get wun more dan dat!!!
Datz rite! Wut SHE sed!
lyk pengwin onna zebrah crossin: Nao yu see me; nao yu dunt; nao yu see me; nao yu dunt!
uv course nao dey bof shows up.
ah well. i must lern paishuntz.
and i must study too.
Ju gets menny penguins on zebra crossins rown bai u?
mennee, mennee pengwins, sum wit teh chikn hed glub on – but thay ar EVIL an shud be avoi..afoy…leff well aloen!
Serchanrescoo kitteh an teh TTT nao on monorail cat an heddin thru laekdissrict – ennywun need teh cat-berry choklit an sawft blankies? Plees sai if yu wont piggee fayce or elleefunkle from behine on yur chikn hed rubbah glub Kthxbaistanclerofclothingdors
dis foolish borkee ting bee on mah LASS nurb, an wurkin it gooood
Awwww, c’mon….dis is “baby food” problem! We not gotz fires or earfshakes or tornatoes or hairykainz!! We can all take a deep bref an relax (‘cept me…I gotz no A/C dis mornin in mai houze)….I take a deep bref den lotsa cool showerz!
Aw, dam. Butt it sooooo much fun too growch abowt teh sillee stuffs fer teh snorts an snickurs! I can has perspecktuve?
Oh, wait…COL alreddy gabe mee sum…in a berry good wai.
Tx, COL an nice too see u!
Oh, noez.
No AC sux. Swy.
twu.
we haz it gud sums of us.
i haz no fyres or fluds.
it be a nice cool-ish day in hewstin, texass.
and i studies a wee bitsybit for my midterm tonight.
and de pitchurs is kyoot.
is a gud day.
Howdy, dogbotherer. I B in hewstun, ticksasss also. Is a beeyoutiful dai.
It be rathr chilleh heer in Noo Orleenz. An windee. At leest no moar rayn, tho. Got ’nuff of dat yesturdai.
iz still bery nice.
here. wont last long tho. nver does.
da heat cant stay away.
dats what i get for living on da gates of hades.
COL I sendz u sum cowld. I has plentee. Plz tu be sendin sum hawt bak in return.
Kthxbaidammaifeetsiscowld.
Wai we say tings are borked?
Dey r nowt supweem kourt candidates!
scuze me! der simz to be a mixup. dis fud iz made of polimerclay!
iz dat kyute mowzie a chmekal injunear? how’d he guess da recepie?
repete – mebbe dis one shows up – mebbe de ovver one shows up laters
photog-
wek it baby, werk it! make me a beleafer.
show me sexy! show me how dis plastic fud makes you sexy. make da big hamster want you. you is sexy baby! dat’s it. dat’s da luk. c’mon gimme pashun, sell da fuds.
cute hamster/jerbl fing finks –
where is my machinebun? dis dude haz GOT to go. sumone put him outta my misery. and get my agent on da fone soz i can fyre hiz arz!!
lol @ machinebun!
iffn teh High Rum Maksim hadz inventid masheenbun insted uff teh hi-speeed shootin-an-killin thingie, wurld wud be a diffrin plais. Jus imajin:
“o hai, i bringz machinebun fer yu. it kwikly maek yu nawt-hungree, an it nebber maek you ded.”
“thx i can haz mine wit teh creem cheez plz?”
dat be a refernz to dis pictsure
fixted-yuor-speekurz-is-all-good-nao
a comment about machinebuns. and stuff.
lolz!!!!!! jus wen bak an readed awl bowt teh machinebun…an stuff. iz teh FUNNEE!!!! to tink ai almos missed dose posts. i can haz kartoony imajinayshin?
heer ai wuz tinkin uff bun liek in cheezburger, nawt liek in bunnee. ai see ai wuz graivly missteakn. kleenin up bunneh poop nawt so gud az eatin cheezburgr, but machinebun stil betteh dan teh machinegun. mor warm an fuzziez.
Where can I get the original picture of this? :>
Teh originul pikshur:
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7288/lolhamsteryi5.jpg
And I sez fanks to all teh lolhoomans who commented. Is mush approsheeated.
-K
presh.
http://www.wannasmile.com
I likez ur site, WannaSmile.
Hey ebberyboddee…wannasmile needs visiturs! Not has mannee commentz! (an I teenk is prolly nice place cawz commentz not bee immediutelee visibul..WannaSmile chex dem owt an uprubes dem furst.
Good luck wit ur site.
i watchded da ole muppets yep-yep skit. berry funneh. i members wen i sawded dat on teebee. muppets wuz da GENIUS!!!
Teh old men wuz teh funneh!
O yea. Statler an Waldorf FTW!
Bork! Durn burn it!
Skyooz me waytur… iz flye in mai soopz.
waytur
dere is soup on my fly. and he ainted happy!
yikes, dat can be konstrewed a few wais.
oh well, iffen it makes ya happy, fink a little muddy.
Waytur, der soop on ma fly. Good ting da soop wuz cold wen yoo brot it, eh?
you like da gazpoucho?
da borscht?
da cold fings?
i guess would be better den da hawt wunz.
owies! sumwon had pony badaides sumwheres.
koot overload
I do likes tehm, Sam I Ammies,
I do likes green eggz n hammies!
Likes hammies running in a wheel;
Cuteness makes teh brain go “squeeee-el”
Hammies nomming at teh tablez
bredds n frootz n vegetables.
Hammie hams for photo op
Better call teh Cuteness Cops!
*with apoplogees to Dr. S*
Jennifffuurr, ju has BERY big brain, ful of lignwis….linguini….lolguisti…. skillz wit teh gud werds. I lubs Dr S, an I lubs ur vershun tu.
’scuze me waiter….
…why I no can has chezburger?
those are the smallest chopsticks i’ve ever seen!!
If I noes lolhammies, this litul dood wil start chooeing on teh food wether it be tastee an nutrishus or not!! Kwik!! Somebudy bring him a corm an som rices!!
Herr Ober! Herr Ober! Ich nehme einen Cheezburger bitte!
(Sry, I taeks teh Germn class.)
Ich kahn nicht mehr schlagsanne essen!
Woh est der teergartin?
Es geht um die Wurst Grote famblee motto!)
Dat conkloods ma Chermin vocabubalaree at dis tiem!
Du hast sehr gut Chermin vokablamery! Hast du gelesen Mark Twains “The Awful German language”?
also gut 2 say in jerman restront:
bitte! ich moechte zahlen.
denn dey comes running!! *wif da bill*
Zer goot!!! Many cheezburgers fur yoo!!
ooooh i loves this one!1!!!
Hey waytor, dih i not asks fer apatyzer tew hourrs agew? Dih u eet it?
Ha! I recognize the furniture–you can buy it at the Japanese 100-yen store, Daiso (also found in California, Singapore, etc.).
WOW!!! It seems like there’s a lot of cats lovers here =)
IS NOT MOUSE
is hamster
AWH, He’s so cute!!!
cute! looks exactly like my own dwarf-hamster
Is that hamster eating Korean food? It looks like it…
Nwaaaaawh~!!! Is it possible to be even cuter? >w<
LIEK ATEING CARDBORD??!?!?!?!?! COME OVER TO CHIKKEN’Z WARHAUSE IN LOANVILLLE
ooooh