scuze me waitur…
theese is not corms…
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Scooz me, I no oose topsticks.
FIRST! XD
bad subby! no dants!
PSA….Burgurs bee borked on heer. PLeeze not too getz sad.
i sthink he not got knowage bout ettyki… er etercat .. uhm manners bout klaiming Frist plase? mebbe sumbunny with the wisesdum kan filll he inn.
you do what makes you happy, until someone else decides they run ICHC and tells you you’re a bad person for entertaining yourself. then, everyone bickers about it endlessly until we’re all ready to scream - and then we do it all over again, because it’s so much more entertaining to bicker about stupid s*** than to actually thinking of something funny to say…
I luvs U, floofy peenk troll…
ummmm…Stend, yur too shy. Yore twue feelings, show us dem ;o)
dam.
dat teespoon ub medisun was stingeh.
But nessussareh.
i dunno, stend. sometimes i finks peepel argues ober dinky stuff cause iz eesier dan arguin ober stuff dat matters… like iz dis a rasist porkupine? or iz it okeh to put kitteh in da blender on purree? iz dis a legal post since da wurds iz on da top sted ov da bottem? lots eesier to argue bout stoopy cr*p dan to solve whirrled hunger…
I never really saw this place as being argumentative. I just think we talk about silly stuff and act silly and make jokes, and anything that looks like arguing is really actually very tame/silly/tongue in cheek, etc. I’ve seen some really awful sites where people are very, very cruel and hateful to each other. This comes no where near it.
And yes, it is fun to picky pick about silliness. Helps you forget about the horrors of everyday life.
i wuz bean philo- feelow- pfilis- hm….
i wuz finkin moar bout stuff i redded in old postes. where sumtimes sumbuddy gotz dem panteez ina twist… no twisty panteez lately. fanks gudniss.
sent that from work. between the fires here in SD and shooting XRAYs on screaming kids, I’m about ready to throttle someone
I need a new job. NOW !!!
oh noes, air U in Dan Siego? hoping stuff goez better fur u wid de jub.
Stend, are you an XRAY tech!!! My daddee bee a retired wun!! I nebber met ennywun else owtside him werk hu bee wun! How kool! Yep. I know dat bee stressful job and I glad hee jus retired.
I sorry u bee habbin a bad time.
Hope tings gets better.
I is praying bout SD fires.
HAH!! i thot Stend was bein metafurrical aboot sendin XRays. az inn “iff looks culd kill”type talk. Fanks fur settling me strait.
just until I get a better gig … XRAY is the suxxor
… nuclear medicine here I come
Stend-
i’z glad to see yoo back! wuz wonderin wher you were. hope job goes better
Aww Stend, we luvs owr floofy pink troll. I hope teh fiers go away so we not hav to be worryin about yu an B! alla tiem.
An shootin Xrays on kids? Pleh! Hope yu gets bettr nukyular medesin jorb soon.
Oh, yesh,….I bee sowwy, iymcool, ifs I wuz jurk.
I wz onlee tryin to make lite/a funney ub teh low votez u gotted. I allus HATEZ it wen peepuls getz low votez fur sayin furst. Makes mee uncomfortabull. I srry if it looked like I tryin too boss an tell peepuls wut too post. 
I NEBBUR gib nobodee a low vote fur sayin furst.
Is rare for mee too gib a low vote.
I sick ub dis dummee furstee calling punishment.
But I lubs dantsin fur teh furstee!
angry waiter says
NO SOUP FOR U!
hi, gayla!! bin finkin bout u.
well hello IBK :D) lets transport to my clawsit and talk about fashion.
Today’s tawpic is panites…..to twist or nawt to twist.
That is the question.
well, gayla. so glad yew axted.
wen twistin panteez, iz best nawt 2 twist dem 2 tite. dats hao peepels gets 2 bee tite-ashes. also, doan twist da orinj wuns. dere poysun… 4 fall, iz best 2 twist da darker panteez, cause dat SHOWS under lighter summer fashens…
ooh, i not wunts too bee tite-ash.
*dantses arown tryin to pull dem owt strate*
Dere! I tries too bee good!
And as a recent fashion how-to show stated:
The worst fashion faux-paw is….
VIZIBIBLE PANTEE LINES!
uh…Chalk it up too my Neenter….Niandor…Extremely primitive heretige…and gender…but…
I see teh VPL, butt I donut see teh problem!!
Is just me?
loljohnson is UP for da challenge………
okay, I nos dat jus rong……but I don wanna be right
Psnly, ai tinks wurs tahn teh VPL is teh “no panties at awl an flashin mai bits at teh camra awl teh taim” laik certain celerybritees we cud menshun. But ju noze, I’z British an repressd so mebby juss me.
Iz onlee girlz and gay men be worried about teh VPL coz they hasz teh fashion senz and likez things that be asthit… asthet… that look good.
Menz no care or dey is liking teh VPL coz it makez dem think of pantees…mmmm…
ANd can I plz orderz da candy Korn suffle fur desssut?
itadakimasu!
WIN!!!11 BWAHAHAH!!
eksplanashun?- i need it
knot sure, but I tink it sarted here:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/12/i-has-a-corm/
Is Jappan knees. Means (sort of) “bon appetit” - is wat u sai at teh beginnin of a meel.
At teh end of teh meel ai offen sai, can we go for pizza nao, but taht juss me.
fanks, SJ
(am chuckloling ovre pizzaz coment)
Japan knees food bery pretty but awfen bery tainy porshins.
Forchunitly, this kyootee needs teh tainy porshins.
is japaneez for thankings for teh foods.
It’s the Japanese way of being grateful for the food laid before them. Kind of like “Grace” only instead of a couplet it’s a five sylable word.
An nawt reely relijus - moar tankin teh peeps taht prepaird it (is wat I wus tole aneywai)
heehee wehn i furst saw dis i read in my head “ittybittymowsie”
that phunny — I thawt meant –
THere’s a duck in my soup!
bwwaahhhhahhahahaaahhaa
Shhh, or evrywun will want one!
ittybittymousie iz whut Jappaneez kittehs say b4 eating
dat’s whut ittehbittehkitteh sez!!!
Dis foodz iz ensoofishentz
Nao, teh fish iz in teh next coarse
… and I don.t like swiss roll!
I wud like to order the Spicy Swiss Cake Roll.
I purrsunully LUB teh spida roll!
Kronshee roll fur me, pleez!
and there’s salt on my margarita. plus, I believe you have my stapler
hehehe!
Garcon! Estas plastik!
Donde es me cheezberger?
no es bueno!
il est mal? Tant pis pour toi!!
translayted:
it is bad? too bad for you!!
La chose gluante e degutante!!
su español es muy mal. es “donde está mi hamburguesa con queso”
el verbo “estar” es para lugar, y “ir” es para caractaristicas.
yor spannish lessun fer teh dai.
But dis be espanLOL–bad grammar be part of teh pakij. No worryin abowt “estar” vs. “ir”. Eithr one wurks. Teh less sens it maeks, teh bettar.
Donde estan mis ascentos?
I can has moar compleet keebord?
Ay caramba!
I can has mor wasabi?
An botl uv sockee.