..i’d eat yooz
but i is to tired
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Plannin teh ambush … tryin to figger owt how to keep drye …
I du mai woodchuk dans wif amica fidelis, hoo was befoar teh secund coment! Wach me twurl! An kik. An slied arown on mai fat bellee.
Dis iz FUN!
Woodchuck: u b slydin rownd on oyl?? wens ai try to slides rowne on mai fats belleh, aiz gets stuck on teh floor!!
Mai floofy belly fur halps me slyd.
OK, mebbe it halps dat I iz slydin in a beeg mud poodle. Yoo otta trye it!
prancity prancity prancity
wiggle wiggle pop
butt to da left - butt to da rite
hoppin on eesh foots
*floor board creke*
haha - dat wont stop meh!!
wiggle pop -
>>>>krak<<<<
*fall*
OW! ok, dats enuff for meh for rite nao. i dance moar later wen i gots da flor fixted.
Kyoot Krash Kart is to teh reskyu!! Here b ur pony bandayds!!! No hab hammer n nayls fur floar, doe!
o fanks. fanks gudniss deres ponie bandades 4 mah borken butt bone…!!
i proksti- porcisti- pricrist-
wait 2 fixt da flor…
CHUW PUT CHUZ LEF FOOTZ IN
CHUW TAKS CHUZ LEFF FOOTZ OUT
CHUZ PUTS CHUZ LEFF FOTTZ IN AN CHUZ SHAKES IT ALL ABOUT
DAT WHAT DEY CALL a dangerous recreastional activity. (Srry..gettin tired. nite eberbody!)
*Lucy does da “good nite n good sleepz to all” dance.*
gnite, lucy!
sos long, fare well, alf vederzen, gud by, I hats two go an leb dis lubbli site……
gud nite!
momcat
gnite, momcat!
Soun ov teh Moosik!
Oh, yesh! I WUNTS!
*duz teh amica fidelis dants by sliding arown on teh slippery flor, too!*
Woo hoo?
ohai, amica fidelis.
i likes ur name. meens tru frend, rite?
yup - tru frend or fatheful frend
most xcellint name!!
*duz a verreh sleepee danse of teh yawns*
Almost tiem fur bed. Gots lawng day ahed of me.
My ennui.
Let me show you it.
Just. Too. Far.
hooman, feed it to me.
NAO.
I iz watchin yoo.
If mah skin wurnt porus yoo wuld so be myn!
So how wuz ur day…
Lol, dis remynz me uv ma fren, lawng time ago we hurd dat fishees has da 3 sekkund memree.
She mimix da fishee: “I’m sooo alone… There’s another fish!!!…. I’m soooo alone…..There’s another fish!…” etc.
She med me laff alla time!
lol 2 funneh!!
wisht i had a free-sekint fishee memry 4 bad stuff, an da olliphant’s memry 4 gud stuff!!
Remiens me ov Dory frum Lukin fer Neemo.
Forgits eberyting rite awai.
Wish I cud member sum ov her gud liens.
WEEEE-ONNNNNK.
(da whale sound)
“Oh look, krill!”
Jus keep swimin, just keep swimin…
On n on foreber!
Fisheez liv a lyfe uv constint discovvree.
Ooo, a rock!
Ooo, a ceramic castle!
Ooo, a rock!
Ooo, a rock!
AWL HAIL ATLANTIS!
dai waz de pleh- felz liks da kiddi, dealn wif techrs whoos calls mai kidz stoopi an dealn wif kidz wif muchs angr an I getz two b da verbal pillow….. madz at techr, not madz wif kidz- kidz haz muc trubles. I dink kidz needz kiddi to hugz.
I juz bery, bery, tigered….
momcat
Yu needs a therapee kitteh. Kidz kan pet teh kitteh an feel bettars abowt evryfing. Yu can pet kitteh too!
I sorree for the rotten dai, momcat! Sum dayz are jus teh soxxor! Ju nebber let NOBODEE call yur kidlets teh stoopi….kik der baksidz fur me, will ya! Den go find a sof lil kitten to snorggle yur sad awai! **hugs to yu**
ooh, i knoz hao it iz wit teh techrs, feel liek i spendz mah lief splainin mah kidz to dere techrz. gotz teh skwar peg kidz in teh rownd hol skool systm. (at lest wun’z graddywated; wun moar to goez.)
dank u eberbubby-
I feelz bedde naoi, da skwar peg kidz r mai kidz ( I eben tries 2 helpz da ones not “identikited” as mai kidz but I kin tellz de ar).
Managed to get “officeal process” started onz da teachr whatz callz mai kidz stoopi ( Iz 2 small 2 gibs her da ol 1-2 punch. sides, liks mai joob, ifin I looszs it whoz els gona ‘fend mai kidz). I hopez sumn canz be dun soon but you awl noes what officealdumb iz like…) I did taks da kidz she calls stoopi a side an tol himz he WAZ NOT STOOPI! Dat Iz been teachn longer den she beenz alibe!
Tooks himz liddli hanz an tol himz how gud himz is. Got BEEEG smile frum kidz. mades me feel gud…..
don realz min been verbal pillow fur mai angr kidz. I knows it meanz himz feelz saf wif me an dat himz canz trus mez. But I tellz u absorbn all dat anger is xhaustin!
I cums hom snorgles goggie n kiddi at sam time…. nanymils iz phunny, dey seemz 2 kno whenz uz needz dem andz de letz snorgle bof of dem at da sam timz, eben if dez notz whirldz greatz frens wif each oder….
fanks awl-
momcat
Ennui Kitteh hates
all this wasteful packaging
for one little fish.
Kicka winz teh hi-koo raec!
Wif a beree clevvur pome. Gud job.
kitteh finks:
*i doan mind opnin up and tellin him so much about mehseff, hez rly gud lissner, butt it allwayz seem like dere so mutch distance tween us…*
fisheh finks:
*bubbel, bubbel, bubbel - uuuu - a FLAKE! - bubbel, bubbel, bubbel…*
Maybe dis b babblefish?
Yeah? Well, stik it in yur eer!
I can haz purrposs?
sry. dats:
i can haz porpoisse… for swimmin creechers, its da porpoisse-filled life… new buk comin owt… wipe-kleen pages…
Ju’ll neber get a porpoise in ur ear…
mebbe a reeeeeeal liddle wun??
So lawng an thanks fur awl teh feesh…
hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy ref ftw!
yay!
and, btw: the answer really IS 42.
Steve Martin memoree….”Speshul porposs??? I HAZ WUN!!”
i fink yoo meen “babelfish”. liek teh towur uv babel. lulz, hitchhiker’s guide maeks me laff bery bery hard.
berey ironnical freefoarm tinking dere !!!
LOL !!
Kitteh has no bones
omg! i dint knowes ennybddy else in da whirrled knews dat!
kittehs not solid, neever. dey not likwuid. dere dey own kind of substance…
or did u meen kitteh duznt has da fisheehs bones? nope, he dont has dat neever…
Yez, deh do seem 2 flow liek water thru the hous some dayz…
Kitteh lookz liek how i fe3l aftr a dai @ work……
an ov corrs tehys also kontrols gravahtea. i wants up an ways nuffin. i doan wanna get off teh bed an ways a hunnert pownds.
me kittehs ooze thru da house! meltee bones!
Feeshee! Waek ups! Wai r u sleepinz?!?!?
Darla!!
Hai - whatcha doin buddy? bored az I am? Tellz ya wat, joo jump owta da bowl, I hideja, den wen mom comes baak I kin saa “I dunno–what fishie??” See it cawed hidz n seek. Itz fun I pwomise.
Fishee cans swimz to fast! Ai habs to figur owts hao to ambushes himz n nots get wet! Bsydes, wai get wetses n ekserts enerjees wen awl ai habs to do to get gushee fuds is meow!!
i’ll git wiff yooz afta mah napzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz
Fishee…..DO WANT…….sorta…….sssnnnnzzzzzzzzz
U mebbe toy…knot foodz.
Everbuddie nose tuna comz in canz!!