Make Lolcats and Funny Pictures. Share them with Your Friends, Family and The World!

More Lolz: Loldogs Political Humor Song Charts Lolspeak Wiki

Advertise on I Can Has Cheezburger?

 

« Previous 5 more minutes. | scuze me waitur… Next »


Cant talk now Waitin for da skoo bus

funny cat pictures & lolcats - Cant talk now  Waitin for da skoo bus

photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: ZF

bonus picture after the linky!

U DON’T LUV ME ANYMORE, I’M LEAVING!

U DON’T LOVE ME ANYMORE, I’M LEAVING!

photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: Amber Gilbert

Incorrect credit or offensive?

Put this pic & link on your blog!

Just click, copy and paste.

198 Comments »

Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Kathleen

….an wun full of mowsies will bee comin ullong ennnny secund now…. :D

Kathleen

*sings* (wif gitarr)
Lub too eet dem mowsies!
Mowsies wut I lubs too eetz!
Bite dey widdo heds off
Nibble on dey tinee feetz!

pegataur

Dat’s grate!

gajillion cheezbergers for yoo!

Kathleen

Love cartoons ub Kliban
Klibans wut I lub too see!
Droll an nawtee kittehs
Fillz mah hart wif glee!

Tina

unfortnatly monrail cat iz runnin l8te

Woodchuck

Caerful, eberywun. Dis is teh dai ov teh DISAPPEERIN BURGRS! Nun ov teh votes iz rite. We voet “five burgrs” and Werdpress duznt cownt dem. Nuffin persunul.

 
Kathleen

I noes it too. Sweet Woodchuck bee consurned like mee bout dem wif no votes.

Bee doin udder borky stuffs, too.

Pleh!

 
 
 
Anukki

Kathleen! Kliban FTW!!! Sowwee I wuzn’t immedi… emmid… rite awei reddy tu gib yu teh credit foar dis wunnerful kwote.
Dantsez happi Kathleen n Kliban dantz…

Anukki

And (’pon reedin furthur) menny menny burgerz of teh cheez variety foar yu!

Lucy

AAHHH! RAge wrath fury!1!

*headdesk*

*headdesk*

Anukki, I gibs uz da 5 burger free tymes now an that #&%^$$@%@ Word Press ate dem ebery time. May we needz to feedz it so it stop eating yours?

 
Kathleen

LOL! Dats how I been feelin dis mornin!

 
 
Anukki

Fank yew berry muchedly furr teh burgers!
…nom nom noms happily…

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Gongratz, Katleen fur yur charming . . . . . post. I think the “Kathleen n’ Kliban” dance be fairlee noo - but I happilee dances along. Is apphairentlee sumwat vigrorous - I duz mai best!

Kathleen

Oh, noes….chubby Kliban kittehs not moves berreh fast….an I has creeky joints sumtimes! Letz doo teh lazy Kitteh stroll! :P

 
 
 
 
Nika

Teehee! Luvs teh Kliban kittehs. I gots a shirt sumwhar wif a Kliban drawring of a kitteh wif lots of sushi all arownd him. Verreh kyoot.

 
 
Shera(kittehvet)

Does fursty and secundy dansefoe Kathleen!

<>

 
Kathleen

Fokes, looks like votin bee semi borked agin.

I keeps tinkin, didun I jus gib dat purrsun cheezburgurs? But no cheezburgurs bee dere wen I relodes.

Pleh.

cSmall

me 2. rly rly teh PLEH!

we mus 2 geb verbal chzbrgs:
“Ah gibs yu elebenty hunnert chzbrgrs ana soda fur yer firsty danse!”

 
 
 
Kathleen

Ok, kitteh, I helpz u. I gibs u dis big shinee munnee, an a bulonee sammitch, an dis termus ub koolade, an dis Mad Maguzeen.

See u in 2 howrs.

Lucy

*DOES VIGOROUS FURSTEE DANCE 4 KATLEEN*

Kitteh say baloonknee to baloonknee. Dis pack shap jus rite for da cheezburger.

Kathleen

yesh, butt gibben cheezburger rewardz kitteh fer runnin wai!!! Teh ol bolonee sammitch is teh stapul fer kids an kittehs bee tring to run wai frum home. Den dey comes back in too hours an aks all like, “I ment to do dat…I runs away anuffer day WEN I FEELZ LIKE IT! hmmph!”

Oh, tanks fer dance!!! :P U dantses too my mousie song wile I play my gitar?

CrazyOldLady

I lubs teh mousie song!!!

 
Lucy

Twitchy toes takin to that tale (tail) n twitchin in tyme.

Hey, chous play goo! I gibs it a 95 cause it gotz da grate beat!…

 
 
 
 
LifeLover

Oh and Kitteh . . did you do Ur homewok las nite? Doan be goin to skool and says the goggie ated it. I trieds dat too . . . doan work.

SJ

Gyrl at mai skool neber did her Latin homewurk an always had sum crayzee exkews wai nawt. Teesher was bery nais laidee, an altho she tinked MAYBE tihs girl was lyin, she alwais gave in. NE wai, wun taim the girl sed she haddn’t dun her homewurk, and teh teecher lawst her patients an sed “okai, ju dun tihs too menny taims, I bery craws nao, ju fibbin tu me”. An teh girl’s eyes filled wit teers an she sed “Mai kitteh died ysterdai an I was tu upset tu do mai homewerk”. Ob corse, teecher filled with reemorse, an apollyjise, an let her go to brake early.

Rest of class sittin tehyr wit teyr mowfs hangin open becaws WE all nu taht she didn’t have - and had neber had - a kitteh at awl.

We rilly wantid tu shop her but we was kind ov impressed by teh acktin skills. And teh shamelessniss.

LifeLover

How dares her maked up stori bout kitteh DYING ! ! ! ! ! Bad gryl

SJ

Yeah we didn’t laiks her mush.

 
CrazyOldLady

Dat will bring wif it verry BAAAD Karma!

 
 
gayla34

umm are u in high school SJ? I jus askin. I bet there are people on here from 10 to 100 — It is curious thing this site :D)

SJ

Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…….

Er….nawt anny moar. Nawt for LONG taim. Nao, mai latin homewurk dayz are distant memries. I’z awl grown up an matchoor and stuff nao. *snikkr*

Anukki

Jah. Matchoor. SJ.
…giggulz…

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Wai Gayla, I is nawt even close to 100! Just cuz I kin member teh War ov 1812 doezn’t meen a thing.

gayla34

lol Janet I nawt call u old…..nope nope nope

That was Thumper :D)

 
 
 
Kathleen

Dat bee yuckee an sick. I not like dis girl. She full of pleh.

Mebbee bee sneeky an not so nice adult now. :(

 
lady luvs kittehs

Ai loss 2 kittehs dis year - wun was 19 years and uver waz 4 years. Nawt funnee at AWL lyin’ bout kittehs dyin. Mah hart still akes for loss kittehs. I wuved dem soooo much.

Karma iz a MO FO. Dat gyrl have meeny meeny bad tymez ahead.

3rin

Dat be so vewy hard to luse 2 kittehs leik dat. Sebral yeears ago i loss

3rin

oops din’t meen to hit da go button yhet. But I los a goggie an a kitteh abowt a monf apart. Dat bery hard. I is sowy fur yur loss.

 
Antoinette

I sowwy for all hoo has loss kittehs or goggies. Dey is beeluffed memburs uv da fambly.

I doan care wut kind of dizasstur iz approaching — I not go wiffout mai creetchurs!

 
lady luvs kittehs

3rin and Antoinette,

U sooo nyce! Yez, bery bery hard! Iz sowwy u loss kittehs and goggies to.

Ai stll hab Bluey kitteh and ai rescued babee kitteh (EllaBelle). Ai haz anuvver gud kitteh fambly.

Mz. EllaBelle kitteh’z mawm wuz hit bai truk on buuzee rodes. Bery bery nycze DHL dryvr rezcud babee kitteh frum zyd uf rodes and tuk babee to vetz awfiz. I wuz dere wif kitteh hoo had strokes juz kryin an kryin.

Dat vetz awfiz said sinz babee wuz nawt hurtz, tode dryvr too take babee to sheltr!!!! Eben doh mai kitteh waz in back dyin, ai juz culdn’t zee dat babee in da sheltr and kilz. So ai takes the babee.

EllaBelle iz fiiztee kitteh but ai lurves her! Ai nawt go bcak too dat vetz either!

 
 
 
 
 
 
bootawn

serch an rezcue kitteh has furst aid kit an is reddy to go. Mebbeh belongs to teh kewt krash kart imergencee respawnse teem?

CrazyOldLady

Of korse! Him bee flyin wif teh ambercat! Godspeed kitteh!

 
ManfredMom

Yup, can use hims on teh kewt krash kart imergencee respawnse teem! Needs awl teh bolentears we canz gets!

 
IHaveFurryChildren

No smellin-saltz heer. N-sted we gotz teh kitteh to rubs on ur nozez…N-STINT SNORGLES!

 
Antoinette

Kitteh gots brandee in bakpak?

Reskyoo me, kitteh!

 
 
Noel

I reely liek theez reesint posts ’bout urly morning stufs! Some iz make me feel nostolgick fur when I wuz just a yungin, and some is maked me feel warm an’ snugglee . . . liek teh lolcat communittie iz waking up wif me!

-passes coffee out to everyone!- mornin’, lolcat hoomans!

TatoAndTheRest

I can has da hot chokilit instead? kthx

gud mornin to yous too :)

 
Kathleen

Well, gud mornin too u, too, Noel!

Dis cawfee bee purrfect!

DoNot, anywun?

/wee calls em DoNots on Sunday, wen I takez em too werk fer us. Dey beez big trubble, dem DoNots! Speshully teh wuns wif creem an gushees inside!

CrazyOldLady

Fank yu! I can has teh DoNot wif sprinkleez, plz?

Shera(kittehvet)

Noe I heer for a whil, but in n owt gibbin the kittehs ther shots

and drinkin the tee

Shera(kittehvet)

I read that, I think we’re the only ones here.

so thus the odd reply

I need to get my translator fixed. It is obviously borked

 
 
ManfredMom

Ai widdel laet! I cans hab choklit frosted wif sprinkels n LARJ kofee wif creem n 1 Splenda?? Needs enirjee to run Kyoot Krash Kart!

 
Kathleen

not need splenda. Fuds an Drinks at ICHC bee majikully purrfek!

an DoNot box haz ennless bottum!

/like mine. *snicker*

 
SJ

Hee hee Kathleen. I’z gibbon u teh brgrs, but sumbuddy’s eetin tehm. Any ov thos fat-free sugar-free donots left?

 
gascat

I can haz DoNot holeses?

lubs dem Do Not holeses. Oh an tee fur me, kthx.

 
 
Kathleen

*I saves a speshully gud wun fur nu fren Anukki in case shee too shai n polyte too ax fur wun. *

Anukki

Nu fren Anu’s hart dun melteded rite down. Kin teh krash kart help wif dat?

 
Anukki

An YES, I wood liek one uv dem ones wit teh creem inside - - - gushifuud furr peeples! An a hot choklit made wit milk, not water (much pleh) an also half an half, to add tu MAI endless bottom! (hee hee tkx furr teh imidge, nu fren Kathleen)

 
Kathleen

Awwww…I lub meltin harts. :) Hope CCC comes soon!

 
 
CrazyOldLady

Tank yu berry much!