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….an wun full of mowsies will bee comin ullong ennnny secund now….
*sings* (wif gitarr)
Lub too eet dem mowsies!
Mowsies wut I lubs too eetz!
Bite dey widdo heds off
Nibble on dey tinee feetz!
Dat’s grate!
gajillion cheezbergers for yoo!
Love cartoons ub Kliban
Klibans wut I lub too see!
Droll an nawtee kittehs
Fillz mah hart wif glee!
unfortnatly monrail cat iz runnin l8te
Caerful, eberywun. Dis is teh dai ov teh DISAPPEERIN BURGRS! Nun ov teh votes iz rite. We voet “five burgrs” and Werdpress duznt cownt dem. Nuffin persunul.
I noes it too. Sweet Woodchuck bee consurned like mee bout dem wif no votes.
Bee doin udder borky stuffs, too.
Pleh!
Kathleen! Kliban FTW!!! Sowwee I wuzn’t immedi… emmid… rite awei reddy tu gib yu teh credit foar dis wunnerful kwote.
Dantsez happi Kathleen n Kliban dantz…
And (‘pon reedin furthur) menny menny burgerz of teh cheez variety foar yu!
AAHHH! RAge wrath fury!1!
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
Anukki, I gibs uz da 5 burger free tymes now an that #&%^$$@%@ Word Press ate dem ebery time. May we needz to feedz it so it stop eating yours?
LOL! Dats how I been feelin dis mornin!
Fank yew berry muchedly furr teh burgers!
…nom nom noms happily…
Gongratz, Katleen fur yur charming . . . . . post. I think the “Kathleen n’ Kliban” dance be fairlee noo – but I happilee dances along. Is apphairentlee sumwat vigrorous – I duz mai best!
Oh, noes….chubby Kliban kittehs not moves berreh fast….an I has creeky joints sumtimes! Letz doo teh lazy Kitteh stroll!
Teehee! Luvs teh Kliban kittehs. I gots a shirt sumwhar wif a Kliban drawring of a kitteh wif lots of sushi all arownd him. Verreh kyoot.
I usd 2 hav a stampee thingee that said that!
Does fursty and secundy dansefoe Kathleen!
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Fokes, looks like votin bee semi borked agin.
I keeps tinkin, didun I jus gib dat purrsun cheezburgurs? But no cheezburgurs bee dere wen I relodes.
Pleh.
me 2. rly rly teh PLEH!
we mus 2 geb verbal chzbrgs:
“Ah gibs yu elebenty hunnert chzbrgrs ana soda fur yer firsty danse!”
Ok, kitteh, I helpz u. I gibs u dis big shinee munnee, an a bulonee sammitch, an dis termus ub koolade, an dis Mad Maguzeen.
See u in 2 howrs.
*DOES VIGOROUS FURSTEE DANCE 4 KATLEEN*
Kitteh say baloonknee to baloonknee. Dis pack shap jus rite for da cheezburger.
yesh, butt gibben cheezburger rewardz kitteh fer runnin wai!!! Teh ol bolonee sammitch is teh stapul fer kids an kittehs bee tring to run wai frum home. Den dey comes back in too hours an aks all like, “I ment to do dat…I runs away anuffer day WEN I FEELZ LIKE IT! hmmph!”
Oh, tanks fer dance!!!
U dantses too my mousie song wile I play my gitar?
I lubs teh mousie song!!!
Twitchy toes takin to that tale (tail) n twitchin in tyme.
Hey, chous play goo! I gibs it a 95 cause it gotz da grate beat!…
A+ fur Allegory Amusement!
Oh and Kitteh . . did you do Ur homewok las nite? Doan be goin to skool and says the goggie ated it. I trieds dat too . . . doan work.
Gyrl at mai skool neber did her Latin homewurk an always had sum crayzee exkews wai nawt. Teesher was bery nais laidee, an altho she tinked MAYBE tihs girl was lyin, she alwais gave in. NE wai, wun taim the girl sed she haddn’t dun her homewurk, and teh teecher lawst her patients an sed “okai, ju dun tihs too menny taims, I bery craws nao, ju fibbin tu me”. An teh girl’s eyes filled wit teers an she sed “Mai kitteh died ysterdai an I was tu upset tu do mai homewerk”. Ob corse, teecher filled with reemorse, an apollyjise, an let her go to brake early.
Rest of class sittin tehyr wit teyr mowfs hangin open becaws WE all nu taht she didn’t have – and had neber had – a kitteh at awl.
We rilly wantid tu shop her but we was kind ov impressed by teh acktin skills. And teh shamelessniss.
How dares her maked up stori bout kitteh DYING ! ! ! ! ! Bad gryl
Yeah we didn’t laiks her mush.
Dat will bring wif it verry BAAAD Karma!
umm are u in high school SJ? I jus askin. I bet there are people on here from 10 to 100 — It is curious thing this site
)
Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…….
Er….nawt anny moar. Nawt for LONG taim. Nao, mai latin homewurk dayz are distant memries. I’z awl grown up an matchoor and stuff nao. *snikkr*
Jah. Matchoor. SJ.
…giggulz…
Wai Gayla, I is nawt even close to 100! Just cuz I kin member teh War ov 1812 doezn’t meen a thing.
lol Janet I nawt call u old…..nope nope nope
That was Thumper
)
Dat bee yuckee an sick. I not like dis girl. She full of pleh.
Mebbee bee sneeky an not so nice adult now.
Ai loss 2 kittehs dis year – wun was 19 years and uver waz 4 years. Nawt funnee at AWL lyin’ bout kittehs dyin. Mah hart still akes for loss kittehs. I wuved dem soooo much.
Karma iz a MO FO. Dat gyrl have meeny meeny bad tymez ahead.
Dat be so vewy hard to luse 2 kittehs leik dat. Sebral yeears ago i loss
oops din’t meen to hit da go button yhet. But I los a goggie an a kitteh abowt a monf apart. Dat bery hard. I is sowy fur yur loss.
I sowwy for all hoo has loss kittehs or goggies. Dey is beeluffed memburs uv da fambly.
I doan care wut kind of dizasstur iz approaching — I not go wiffout mai creetchurs!
3rin and Antoinette,
U sooo nyce! Yez, bery bery hard! Iz sowwy u loss kittehs and goggies to.
Ai stll hab Bluey kitteh and ai rescued babee kitteh (EllaBelle). Ai haz anuvver gud kitteh fambly.
Mz. EllaBelle kitteh’z mawm wuz hit bai truk on buuzee rodes. Bery bery nycze DHL dryvr rezcud babee kitteh frum zyd uf rodes and tuk babee to vetz awfiz. I wuz dere wif kitteh hoo had strokes juz kryin an kryin.
Dat vetz awfiz said sinz babee wuz nawt hurtz, tode dryvr too take babee to sheltr!!!! Eben doh mai kitteh waz in back dyin, ai juz culdn’t zee dat babee in da sheltr and kilz. So ai takes the babee.
EllaBelle iz fiiztee kitteh but ai lurves her! Ai nawt go bcak too dat vetz either!
serch an rezcue kitteh has furst aid kit an is reddy to go. Mebbeh belongs to teh kewt krash kart imergencee respawnse teem?
Of korse! Him bee flyin wif teh ambercat! Godspeed kitteh!
Yup, can use hims on teh kewt krash kart imergencee respawnse teem! Needs awl teh bolentears we canz gets!
No smellin-saltz heer. N-sted we gotz teh kitteh to rubs on ur nozez…N-STINT SNORGLES!
Kitteh gots brandee in bakpak?
Reskyoo me, kitteh!
I reely liek theez reesint posts ’bout urly morning stufs! Some iz make me feel nostolgick fur when I wuz just a yungin, and some is maked me feel warm an’ snugglee . . . liek teh lolcat communittie iz waking up wif me!
-passes coffee out to everyone!- mornin’, lolcat hoomans!
I can has da hot chokilit instead? kthx
gud mornin to yous too
Well, gud mornin too u, too, Noel!
Dis cawfee bee purrfect!
DoNot, anywun?
/wee calls em DoNots on Sunday, wen I takez em too werk fer us. Dey beez big trubble, dem DoNots! Speshully teh wuns wif creem an gushees inside!
Fank yu! I can has teh DoNot wif sprinkleez, plz?
I teenks wee haz wun heer….
Noe I heer for a whil, but in n owt gibbin the kittehs ther shots
and drinkin the tee
I read that, I think we’re the only ones here.
so thus the odd reply
I need to get my translator fixed. It is obviously borked
I can has nap fur Shera?
Ai widdel laet! I cans hab choklit frosted wif sprinkels n LARJ kofee wif creem n 1 Splenda?? Needs enirjee to run Kyoot Krash Kart!
not need splenda. Fuds an Drinks at ICHC bee majikully purrfek!
an DoNot box haz ennless bottum!
/like mine. *snicker*
Hee hee Kathleen. I’z gibbon u teh brgrs, but sumbuddy’s eetin tehm. Any ov thos fat-free sugar-free donots left?
I can haz DoNot holeses?
lubs dem Do Not holeses. Oh an tee fur me, kthx.
*I saves a speshully gud wun fur nu fren Anukki in case shee too shai n polyte too ax fur wun. *
Nu fren Anu’s hart dun melteded rite down. Kin teh krash kart help wif dat?
An YES, I wood liek one uv dem ones wit teh creem inside – - – gushifuud furr peeples! An a hot choklit made wit milk, not water (much pleh) an also half an half, to add tu MAI endless bottom! (hee hee tkx furr teh imidge, nu fren Kathleen)
Awwww…I lub meltin harts.
Hope CCC comes soon!
Tank yu berry much!
Gud mornin Noel!
dis coffee be perfect!
u show my hubby 2 mak dis?
And DoNots! Fanku Kathleen!(dees frum Tim Horton’s?)
It iz cawld an rainee and pleh hier
Iz nyse to hab ur companee dis mornin
Wen Aye wurkt as vet assistint an bordin kennul purrsun, we wud has beagles an dognuts fur brekkies!
Dis pos jus bee beggin fur it.
hoo gonna bite?
Hoo gonna bite teh beagles an dognuts? Tuuu phunnee!
I can has DoNot too?? Ah teh day is muchley bettar now den wen teh alarm went off.
Tanks LOLpeoples
stoopy alarms. I hatez em. U haz a DoNot, Tato!!!
tankoo fur teh cawfee – ican has DoNot hole? i has diabeetus – teh DoNot holes R teh negative spayce, rite? tehy has no sugars, rite?
rite?
*sigh*
jus teh cawfee pls. kthx
Dis is a magikul, wunnerfull happee place. Wutchu meen, cSmall? U finking our DoNots has sugars?
Oh, noooooooooo….dey has no sugars, no caloriez, no nuffin butt teh happiess an tummy fillies.
So u hab as much as u wunts!!
Tummy fillies? I thot dey wuz in yur throt, yoo no, wen yoo gits a little horse!
Ow! Ouch! Oof ! (Dat be da fillie slidin pass da frog inna troat.
grate! icanhas a duzen? i will maek up 4 lost tyme.
Tankoo Kathleen, foar remindering meh!
Oh, u!!! wai too makez mee go awwwwwwwwwww
Mebbee yu gets tummy filles when yu catch a colt.
Da holeys takes da sugar away akshully. kind of da gimunghugous hole in da middle ob da galaxy be eatin eberyting . Eat holes; you lose any cubbies uz gotz, if uz gotz any.
Dis koffee better dan koffee should be. MORE pleaz!
Nom, nom, coffee an donots. I is on dyet, tho, so I brot teh fresh froot tray. Halp urselves.
fanku, nom nom nom
what we habbin fur lunch?
Chezburgers for lunc ! ! ! ! Whoose byin ?
And teh frenchy frys! just like to DoNots….no calories an no fats
Burgerz uv teh cheez variety is on meh, as a relative n00b here.
…rustles ‘roun in teh pockitses furr change…
…goez off tu search thru sofa cushinz…
…mebbe aye will fine sum munnies in teh sofas of teh Stend? Will dat munnies werk, since it is bownd tu be psycha… sik-a-del… way wacky luckin.
“I would like a cheezburger for which I will gladly repay you on Tuesday.”
Ai lieks teh way u think!
Oh, tanks u! I lubs fresh fruit! Now hab a magicul calori-less DoNot!
DoNots hab no kaloriez.
dey haz a hole and da kaloriez all falls out.
dat is why yu eat the borked cukies. when they are borked, the kalories falz out.
oooo….DoNots! DO WANT! B dey Krispee Kreem? I can has glazd wit choklit aiseeng? Nom-nom-nom-nom…
When ai wurkd at owr corp…korp…mayn offis we did DoNot Frydaze ebbry Paidai Frydaze. Alwayz wint 2 teh Krispee Kreem 4 teh DoNotz. We’d nom-nom-nom dem awl dai. Sumtymz id tayk dem hoam 4 meh n mah roomee if der wuz n-e lebt.
ok nao I kno for sure you also from GA. I lub teh Krispee Kreem, but nobody here in michugun gets ‘em
nao I homesik again
De be bestest when still warm off de bakeree line in de stor. nom nom nom nom
Follo teh hot lite to Krispy Kreme!
O yes… teh siren kall of teh “HOT DONOTS NAO” sine.
day opend wun of does Krispy Kreme places abowt a mile fum mai howes, right on mai way hom frum work. Dey added way lots of bottum to mai enless bottum. But DO WANT anywey.
Bfoar I wen retire, we loves Fridaze ‘coz some da enjineers come bahk to Oahu frum Maui wit da kine Kripsy Creme DoNutz inna bocx jus for us office kine folks. I miss dem deahley
butz, not enuf to go baek to wurk! I stay retireded and is gud
Edumacated kitty is getting an edumacation
en im taykin teh katnip an gooshifoods wif me!
Ifn u maek me miss da bus I be having teh tardy den will has to go to teh princy…prince ee…teh head guys place and will miss teh crunchee snaks teachur gives. DO NOT WANT!!! So go way, kthxbai
are we sure this isn’t the beta version of the feline equivalent of one of those backpack wearing trained killer dolphins? just saying
pew !!! pewpewpew !!!
butt…kittehs don’t need a backpack 4 tehr violint weapons, rite? awl those pointy ends
mew !!! mewmewmew!!!
chuck norris kitteh sez “tiem to tayk owt teh trash!”
O noes. U said Chuck Norris. U AXED FUR IT TINA!
Chuck Norris noms all teh cheezeburgas and DoNots hee pleezes, an nebber getz teh Fat Butt. He simplee gibs dem Teh Look and all teh calries run awai screemin like litto gurls.
an den he sez ‘voet for Mitt Romnee’ an hoel wurld goez *hedpaw*
OMG, Tina. I did nawt no hoo dat bee. ( I not berry savvy on politucks)
So I Googled him.
Oh, geez. HUGE hedpaw smack upside my head.
Durn. I was hopin fer sum funnee Chuck Norris comments, I not noes nuffin bout no politiks.
Tihs kitteh needs no pakpak. He’z poysin alreddy!
haha pakpak…ai lurves teh preskooler tawk. Mai nefyoo havd a pogwatz pakpak (Rugrats(TM) backpack) wen he goed 2 preskool.
iz 2 earlee to go 2 skool. wantz 5 moar minutz like 5 moar minutz kittee.
Aw, Poor Kitteh! Yu com live at mai house wit me an Amber (she oranj to, but she not poysn). I got teh crunchee kibbles an teh snuglee cat nest an teh big feelds wit teh mices and teh shroos four yu to plai wit. An Ai giv yu lots ov snorgles an tummee tikles an eer scritches
Didn’t yu see, ambercat? Dis kitty be yur new assistint when yu makes teh mergencee flitez!
Well Ai noe taht nao! But Ai wroted mai comment Bfor yurs caem up an tole me taht. Is an anorak-cromism.
Whut u meen i kannut goes to teh rave?
I haf mai backpak full ov glo-stix.
I onlee goes furr teh musix and not any uvver reason, i swearz.
I hate u.
Rave kitteh turns emo at de drawp uv a foot!
thiz iz so unfair!!
U iz so de lame!
I b not eleben N E mor!
All de over kittehs b goin
Still no?
I has monee 4 cheezburger an moovee?
kthxbai
“I hate u” made me guffaw! Dis kitteh defnetly poutin.
hee! me two, wuz best part!
The pullet surprise is located here:
http://www.thecheezburgerfactory.com//completestore/128375509860670000Thepulletsurpr.jpg
Fant Ass Stik! Kitteh so clerly sayin “plees donut maek me do tihs. I tawt yu lubbed me” Plees to giv kitteh snorgles form me to sai Thankyu for teh verree funnee pictur
Agree wif ambercat. Kitteh nawt happee at AWL!!!! Kitteh be givvin sylint treatmyts to you. An mebee pees on yur pilyow!
hee hee!
ah hoap yer kitteh has stoppeded teh silent treetment!
bcawse WP has bjorkeded awl mah brgr givings ah will gib dem verbally: Ah gibs yu ninety eleben chzbrgrs, and yer kitteh get twelevety hunnert plus gooshiefoods
U getz ten-bajillion-millionty burgrz fur dat wun!!!
Oh Shera. Has surpassed mai wildest expektashuns. U doesn’t know it, but yur kitteh luks much liek mai beloved Florian – same pretty hair do in front and luks liek awn the nek as well.
Of coarse, I luvs awl ov mai kittehs – but Florian – wuz borned in mai bed, next to mai leg. I has known him since he wuz 30 minutes old. Wehn he died (2 1/2 yeers ago, I took him to my Mom’s farm, whar r kitteh cemetery is. N I cudn’t go hoam to mai house (his mother, mai darling sweet Mitzi, had died just 6 weeks befoar that. She was 21 and he 20.) fur a week. His liddle paw printz wuz still in teh litterbowks.
*sniff*
((((hugs))))
(Thinking of something wise to say…..fail)
(Thinking of something comforting to say…..fail)
(Thinking of something uplifting to say….fail miserably)
Got a couple extra hugs, though. Few extra tears, too.
Help yerself!
By the by, I hasn’t closed the window that shows your reply to my post to Kathleen Sunday. The one about the meadow and all? Priceless.
And the odd thing is…you had no idea how badly I needed something like that just then! I gave the reason AFTER you wrote it!
Co-incidence, of course. (yah, right!)
Janet, I tinks tonite U needs da blankie bak.
(daa wun wif kitteh hairs onit)
Der is some choklit left too
Hugs 2 U. U has special tymes wif Florian
an Mitzi. Is good tu memeber dose. Makes
u who u is.
we all lubs our kittehs, but there are some who are just more special. I knows this from presonl eggspeareeance. I still miss my furst kitteh Tabby.
Julie is my first black and white and she is the sweetest kitteh ever! She did not even get mad at me for the glove (although she hated it).
She is a wonderful ambassador for my clinic. She purrs for everybody and likes to get tummy rubs.
I got her after I lost my other special kitty Danger. She helped to heal my heart
At my vet’s the office cat is a crabby old lady. Ai lubs her too. Affer she gets to noes yoo, she will purrmit scritches and pettins. She is a sweet gurl.
Shera, menny tanks for riskin ur own laif to get taht pickshur. I hopes teh bleedin haz awlmos stopped an ju manijed tu get teh skwishy poop owt of ur shoe. Teh truk with teh cheezburgrs in shud be pullin up owtsaid ur hows enny minnit.
An big {hugs} tu u Janet for ur kitteh who’s waytin fur u in teh meadow.
Hahaha! O man, Shera, yu went abov an beyond teh kall of doody! Kitteh be lookin daown liek “Wai yu do this to meh? I haet yu, Mommeh.”
Ai’m runned awai! And dis tyme I never come back!
Oh wayt…u say cheesburger foar lunch….ok, I runned awai tommorrow
Heer iz local noospaypurr site wif good fiyur info an pitchers an stuff:
http://www.dailynews.com/
Winds is still goin liek mad, menee smawl fiyurs R becomin beeg fiyurs, da fiyurfiters iz stretcht to breakin poynt. Is sad, menee howses burnded, but still onlee wun known deth!
Over 1000 howses burnt, plus menee biznisses an “owtbildeengs”, which is noos speek fur sheds, barns, an such. Sereeyuslee, where R da fiyurfiters in SD??? Dey didunt come up heer, we gawt sum croos frum AZ an NEV an NoCal…. Where dey at?
how far awai from teh fyer are u? keep safe, k? pls? pls? prettypls? I’ll put a chsbrger in yer backpack…? k? don wayt fur teh danger 2 reech u, k?
‘K guize–if gayla’s good noos bout her nephoo is a eggzample of teh power of prayer, goodwill an laffter, lets us all turn dem on does awful Caffilornia wildfires. After dat–whirled peas!
(prayin fer u an ur komunity, B!)
Yesh, we awl prayin fur end to dis mega pleh!!!
Gud noos, sorta, in SD, aftur doze udder beeg beeg fiyurs a fyoo yeers ago, dey made a noo systum calld ‘reverse 911′. Apparentlee de residents git a ottomatid call frum 911 sayin iz tiem to leev, plskthx. Saved hao menee lives dis tiem!!! Iz amayzing an it wurkt!
An den da cops an FFs dun has to drive all over creashun sayin ‘we da cops, pls to be leevin nao’! Menee peepull on da noos sayin dey got dis makik cawl, so dey leevd an got safe.
Winds esspectid to stawp dis afternoon, yay. But it still hawt an yuckee, no go owtside if yoo nawt in good helf. An we awl watchin da hills!
Tanks fur da froot an hot choklit an DoNots, an fur da luv an prayrs.
Oh. My. God.
My mom just brought in the paper. It’s HUGE on the front page.
Oh, I have chills.
I’m so, so sorry.
Much prayers, now.
I saw the smoke billowing over teh lyne of the hills drivin hoam frum work sunday and munday. Nao FEMA is gonna kom halp us (mostly those in SD from what I hear)… onoes we is fuxxored nao
LOL, yeah, dem poor folks in da staydeeyum won kno whut hit em!
Why iz R evakyooeez bein so nice? Prollee cuz dey awl cood drive to da staydeeyum R wherever dey wantid to, nawt bein imprizund by Nashunal Gard. Altho Arnee iz tryin to git dem to come an ‘help’.
Sad, wun guy who bin up awl nite tryin to save his propitee in Lake Arrohed wuz talkin to da reporter. He tired, an sed ‘I’m dun’. Den he sed he hoped he cood git a hotel room, cuz awl da uvver peepul had awlreddee got roomz.
I just drove hubbee bak frum da car plays. Skies to da norf awl cleer an bloo, but over da Vallee iz a white an grey ploom uv yuck frum Lake Arrohed, goin awl da way acrost frum eest to west. Sigh.
many gud wishes tu yoo frum both uv us, gud wishes for snayk an keets an whateber else yu has we dun knos about.
this site (mainly yoo) is the onlee source ov mai noos on teh fires, nawt spectin much, hus keep us posted, an ifn yu gonna be far frum pooter plz let uz kno so we no haz to be skeered fur yoo lief, kthx?
(jus a tawt, but hopefully gud one)
(ignore this post entirely ifn yoo wants, I jus wurried bout yoo)
We wud all do rayne dans if it wud help, B!, an we hoep teh combined powur of all owr frequently-sploded heds mooshes togither to maek yu and yors all stay safe. At leest noe we luvs yu all and be strong an brave!! Taek care!!
YAY!!!!
I gibs u ellebunty meelyun cheezburgurs fur dat post!
An den, whirled peas, indeed!
Fiyurfiters r helpin peeps hoo didynt leef liek they shud has, so dey caint fight teh fiyurz.
luks liek stoopy hoomins put baggyting on kitteh’s bak and kitteh is sadz n a shamed, waytin for stoopy hoomins 2 taeks it OFF! Pur kittehs n wut day has 2 gow fru wif da stoopy hoomins.
….
Hab a DoNot.
LOL I dunno why but that cracked me up. hehehe
nom nom nom. fanchu. iz feelin bedder nao.
Oh Maaa! This backpack is too small…I want the Transformer one…all the kids going laff at me now (sniff)…
Nope not going to go to school, nope not going….
My brekfast sanwich is inna car?…k wait for me!!!!!!!!
Silleh kitteh, yu can’t evun lift teh Transformer wun – haff teh kids carryin tehm cant even lift them!!
bag iz pakd wiv teh eksplodeyz.
ur stoopee dress-up gaym iz nawt in bommer-kittehz intressts.
u haz stayjd ur lasst foto infiddle!!!
Sorry but I’m really not finding this very funny.
me neever SJ
Ai’m wit yu guys.
icanhazbugupass?
icanhazinsulatedperspective?
icanhazcaretroll?
GNAR GNAR KABLARG GNAR?
soaree LifeLover. ‘icanhazcaretroll?’ should of coarss haz been plooralyzd. as in ICANHAZCARETROLLS?
Maybe I’d find it funnier if a friend of mine hadn’t been severely injured in the London underground bomb attacks – by a terrorist, with a bomb in a rucksack. But I guess I should shut up. Sorry to rain on your parade.
I agree that backpacks filled with choklit are a sweeter image than backpacks filled with explosives. And I can see where one image might trigger some strong negative emotions for some. But not for one second can you make me believe that that joke was intended as anything other than a joke.
We play and make fun here, and sometimes something that is said in all innocence can strike a nerve with someone. But when teh nerves get struck, let’s give the benefit of teh doubt, eh? There is NO WAI that all potential triggers can be anticipated and thus avoided.
Teh innertubes being what it is, a lot gets lost in the communication. When I read that you were not amused, there was no way of knowing that the image triggered some very unhappy memories for you. Thank you for explaining. And OF COURSE now I can see that in that context, the image is not so funny after all.
Shall we all has sum DoNots togevver?
…hops off sopeybocks…
Of course nobody here is going to be able to avoid everybody else’s hot buttons. And I pray to a divine being of everybody’s choice that the PC police do not get in the way of people having fun here. But I would hope somebody could say they didn’t find something very funny without being told they have a bug up their ass.
Anyway, I’m done, thanks Anukki for your comment, hand me a DoNot.
…steps far far awai frum sopeybocks…
SJ, I came down from painting (will it never end) to ask after your friend. How is he or she? And how are You?
Thanks Anukki – I really didn’t want this to become all about me. Wish I’d just gone straight for the donuts. But anyway, thank you for asking – she’s physically pretty much okay now, but was very poorly for a while. And of course you don’t easily shake the psychological impacts of something like that – she still has some very bad days. Particularly if there’s some problem on the tube – she made herself go back (if you live in London it’s a pretty essential way to get around) but it was really hard at first and she still has panic attacks. It was a horrible day for pretty much everybody in London as for a long time you didn’t know whether your friends and loved ones were okay or not. And even now when you get on a train you find yourself looking around to see if anybody’s acting oddly. Well, more oddly than usual!! I’m fine too now, pretty much – this just touched a raw nerve. Another friend of mine (I used to share a house with her) was killed in the PanAm Lockerbie bombing so I admit I’m a wee bit sensitive. That was awful as all the press reports spelt her name wrongly and for a long time we weren’t sure it was her.
Anyway I’m depressing myself here, let alone the rest of you – sorry for the doom and gloom and let’s get back to the fuzzy people. Or painting in Anukki’s case – what are you painting? Anything fun and creative or just walls?
Oh, SJ. I sowwy u seed so much sad an horribul. I not hab enuf DoNots an majuk too fix. I teenks posituv tots insted. *a verreh speshul kine ub majuk*
I noo u wuz speshul good fren for ICHC, Anukki! U sed gud stuffs!
Thanks Kathleen, appreciate it.
Sory TINA – dis plaec nawt kwite teh saem az wuz befoar.
Dat is teh majik an mistree uv teh Intertoobs.
Where you bin lately TENA? Nize to habs uz bak anyway.
(shrug) Oh, well. You wrote a clunker. Hadda happen sooner or later! At least it wern’t on stage and folks throwing bad tomahtoes at you!
…takes forever to get the smell out of yer good stage clothes, too…
clunker mai nutz. wee can maek teh joekz abowt awl kyndz ov stuf but naow dat teh west iz ekspeeryencing stuff it haz exported overseez foar dekaedz sum stuf iz jusst off-limitz? too sakrid too b profayn? ai aynt mokking enny individjool’s suffring, but ai awlso aint insissting that mayking a joek abowt a kitteh wiv a bakpak iz going too far. thass boolkrap. tharez joekz abowt starvashun an obeesitee in heer too, witch awlso happen to be v. reel problemz that kill masses ov peepl daylee aftr kawzing prolongd suffring an impaird kwolitee ov lyfe. to open a door that can oanlee leed to soep boks, assyoom sumwun joo doan know can oanlee mayk joek cox thay haz no grasp ov suffring, and then invoek teh PC poleess wen thay iz akshullee joo? Fuhggedabowdit. Anukki re triggrz eggsackly but ai tink iz reellee a mattr foar teh poaster befoar thay goez poastal.
woddabowt “OHNOES!! teeny bakpak kutz off surkyoolashun and haz non-posture-pee-dik inflooenss awn spynal struktchoor. PLEEZ DO NAWT DO THISS”. . . . pleh.
u no what Tina — u is right. There should nawt be a sensorship— us hould say any phunny thing off the towp uf ur head and it should be okay. Unless it directly attacking sumone– which u did nawt do. I think b/c of my little cousin’s serious accident and the fires in California…..peeps are feeling a lil moar sensitve round here this week than normal……tragic stuff makes us awl (weel most uf us) reflect on the fagility of life. And SJ has an absolute right to her opinion too! That is what is soooooooooo great about this place, so don’t get ur self riled up about one lil thing cuz we (cautiously HAHA) await ur next zinger….which I bet will be aimed at sensorship and oppression? lawz
) Smile! ….uhhh……..or nawt…….ur choice lol
Hey, I never said you couldn’t or shouldn’t make the post. I just said I didn’t find it funny. And other people agreed with me. That’s happened plenty of times here before. It’s not “going postal” or “invoking the PC police” – it’s expressing an opinion. I wouldn’t have written anything more at all but I was pretty taken aback by the response – and you know, I regret writing it, wasn’t worth it, won’t change anybody’s mind and just got me angry and upset.
If I’d gone on for half a page about muslim stereotyping or the danger of strapping explosives to a cat or whatever and – critically – insulted you or other people on this site, then I’d have deserved everything you threw at me and more. I didn’t do that. If the voting burgers had been working, I’d just have given a low vote and you’d have been none the wiser as to who’d done it.
As somebody far smarter than me once said “I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it”. You should be able to post what you want. Absolutely. But so should I – it works both ways.
Oh you know what? Forgeddabowdit. So my feelings were hurt – well I’m a big girl, I’ll get over it. Sorry TINA if you felt under attack as a result of my post. Shall we all get on with our lives?
Bunway Airways Merjensee Flite C.A.T. 1 haz nao refooled wit teh cat-berry choklit at Ber-mink-ham (rimes wit Ber-mink-ham) ayrpot an is reddy fore taekoff tu Hailans. Mennee bars ob cat-berry choklit (an teh bornvil dark chok – is saem mayker) awlso nao on wai to LOLhospital. Kthxbaicroschek doorstomanool
Yay! Moar suppliees r awn teh way!
Ju is gowin to teh Hailans? Pls to maik stawp in Surrey – I needs taht cat-berry choklit !!! Nawt tu menshun teh chiken hed glub with the elemefant’s bum on it. Is on teh wai (er…sorta).
I should be goin to skool but iz playin on ICHC instead!
3 hours of Effective Teaching and Classroom Management? PLEH!
Effective Teaching and Classroom Management? Ju can has stun gun? I tink is berry effective.
Afteh fifteen (yup, 15! I cownted!) yers ob teeching Ai recommend teh sadlydissapoynted voys an, failin taht, a cattle prod fore teh classroom manajment. An fore teh effective teachin – just keepin tellin tehm ober an ober an ober an ober til wun ob yu givs up!
oooh, teh sadlydissapoynted voys ob DOOM. Bery scairy if prawply dun. Moocho gilt.
I kan unnerstand yer relucktance tu attend dis class. Aye once sat thru three hours uv leckchure telling us taht leckchure is not a gud teeching tuul. Sheesh.
Mai Wurst Lekchur wuz “Teh 1952 Edumakation Act” on teh Oberhed Porjector. An on handowts. An teh lekchurer dun red it to us awlso! It not verree innerestin to star wiv but I wuz reddy to slit mai rists bai teh end!
An let me gess – teh 1952 Edumakation Act sez taht kidlets shud go tu skool, an u shud teech tehm when tehys ther?
Only usin moar werds, ob corse.
LOL!!
I kno dat feelin. Psychology of Teaching Music in Secondary School (lawngest class naem EVAR)…DO NOT WANT. Booooooorin.
Ther’s sykology of teechin myoosic? In mai day we jus got tu sing along to teh record of “Joseph an his Amayzin Teckycolred cote”. Doan tink tehr was mush sykology involvd.
Oh kitteh kitteh, itz a wyld wurld!
It’s hard 2 git by on just a purr girl.
I’ll stop now….
LOLCAT STEVENS FTW!!1!
Oh…sigh…Cat Stevens….he DOO bee FTW.
dunt look at me!
i iz not a small hoomin going to skul. dis fing is tight and i dunt want it.
stop lookin! i iz hoo, hew, hyu – shamed!
jes remember, one day dis fing is gonna be off me and den i iz gonna pee in yer shuz and shred yur sofa!
i iz gonna shed in yur eye and hide your car keys, cell fone, and put harebollz on yur pritty leather jaket.
i will have my revenge.
bak to skool
bak to skool
to proov to dad taht i’m not a fool
i got my lunch pakked up
my shooz tied tight
i hope i donut get in a fight!
OH bak to skool
bak to skool
bak… to… skool
We no needz teh edumakayshun
We no needz teh thowt kontroll
No dark sarkasm n teh klassrum
Teechur leeb dem kittehs alon
Oh hai! Teechur! Leeb dem kittehs alon! Kthxbai!
Awl n awl we is jus teh brix n teh wawl
Awl n awl we is jus teh brix n teh wawl
LOL Patrick Pink Floyd !!!
what a cute little back pack!
Dis bakpak is inadequate.
It ain’t hevy – it’s a bother.
yesh. I choose dis wun.
bot mam, teechur maed fun of meh :’(
Kitteh set us up de bomb!
I got mee a bialajee tes taday
Hoap it’z fishees in de lunchroome
Hope u did/duz good!
THIS IS MY CAT, who made the caption, how’d you find it??? on flickr? omg, that’s what i get for making pics public…
awwwww!!! so cute!!!! how did they get the bckpck on the kitty???
your not my real dad!
You’re right this is hell!
in the bag?
is just my dignitys
i luv u plz come bck!
aye rool