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Now i lays me downs to sweep . . . . God bless dads, mom, my brudders and sissys, ps I can haz cheezburger?
U can has nitemare?
Dat’s whut happens ifn I eets ‘fore bed.
Kittehs no haz nitemares, they dreams of mowsies, gooshie food and chezburgrs. Hims so cutes and sweets, it wood be impus, impose, dad blame hards to do! Mr. sandkitteh wonts allows it!
Kittehs can has nightmares. This be a true story, my kitteh yogi was once sleeping peacefully and then
suddenly he gets up, his backs arched and with tayl likes a bottle brush, he then looks around all startled and then goes back again to sleep, I think he probably has a nightmare, silly kitteh!
axshully, mai bucky kitteh gets nitemares. he’ll be sleeping, den jump up adn start hissng liek somwun wuz messing wit him.
Mah prinzess duz dat too!!!!!1 Hur bez sleepin all comfy n nest minnut hur bez diggin hurz pointy ends N2 mah haid n rowlz n hissez n woks aroun cheken ebery bit ob de bedz fer de skery ting wot wuz ahtakkin herz.
Next time, take the onyoins off the cheezburgrs for Bucky and Prinzess. Maybe it be the indige, endigeston.
gosh NO….
dat onlee happens ta kittehs wen dey eet da bed !!!!
Can u sweep wile we DANTS?
Hans LifeLover niteey time cheezeburger an dus teh FURSTEE congrats dants!
Fank you, fank you . . . I waz in offic this mornin when I coudnt beweve my eyes!!!!!!!! I actually did the happydanc. I lubs this site and the lol peeps. My happi plac and first (oh oh said the F word) wedsite I visits.
O noes!U sed teh F wurd! Banninashun and Doom an Beetins an Torchurs!
Or not.
I tink I am likin teh dants too much. ;P
Fank U Kathleen, I did hapi danc all alone in offic dis mornin. I lubs the lol peeps and dis is always the furstest wedsite I always vist. Dis be mi happi plac to start the daye.
(posed this earlier, but I think it got eated)
were be da snooze!
i hit it 9 mo timez!
Ooh, ooh, teh spawtty floofy belleh!! And teh pawsis!! An teh straipey widdle hed!! Pagin teh Kewt Krash Kart – ai tinks tihs cud be a bad wun!!!
u rite bout dat. ai gotz mai duk taep n rubbur glub on awreddy. *hed splodin iz kontayned*
U r rite, SJ – tihs wun cud bee nother VERRY busy dai.
Teh HSRW teem is standin bai. ManfredMom says Kewt Krash Kart iz restocked and reddee to go. Volunteers has been buzy awl nite drawin teh piggy fayces and elephantee behines awn teh new shipment ov chikken hed rubbar glubs.
WE R HEER FUR YOU!
Ai’s up n reddy wif da Kyoot Krash Kart! Gots to go owt fur awyl – hopes Janet can handels awl teh emerjensees!!
Ai’m on leev tihs week; Ai can be CCC ox-ill-hairy an luk afteh awl teh peeps tihs syde ob teh pond?
U is in Hingland, Ambercat? If so, I mai need wun ob tehm chicken hed glubs wit teh drawin on. Taht bellee……sooooooo snorgly!!!
I’m in SoufWess but can git eemerjensee flite fromBrissol ayrport; hang on, SJ; Ai’m comin…!
Kwickly, I only has Saynsbreeze sandwich bag an I doan tink it can stand teh strayn!!!
Luk awai from teh pooter and tink ob tax reeterns til Ai can get tu yu. Ai’m bringin chikn hed rubbah glubs (wit teh pipggee fayces an teh elleefunkles from behine awn); teh sawft blankies an teh cat-berry choklit – mush niceh tahn teh Hersh*t bars.
Mmmmm….. tax returns.
Mmmmmmmmm . . . cat-berry choklit . . . !
Ai totfulleh agreez. Want ta grabdis kitteh an run awayz wif himz.
dere mustest b moar snugglez n snorgles wid dis bebbeh. 5 moar ourz plz? kthxbai
I’z cawlin in sick.
Yerh *koff koff* I’z vaary sick.
YAAY 5 MOAR OWERS!!!!!
wat happen? face-lift feverz?
Iz burgrs borked tuday? I’s giben menny peeps faiv burgrs but tehy is nawt showin up. We must have burgrs!!!
Burgers wuz borked fur HOURs yesterday. I thot tehy wuz fixed now, but maybe nawt. Yesterday I voated and voated – and puff – awl goan. That’s wai everywun awn kwet hammie page as hardlee eny voats.
Still borked. Awl mai voats I just did on Kewt Hammie r goan again.
wel, i jawst voated so maibe fur sum cunnectshuns, ppl r havin’ trubble wit Burgers.
fur sum reasun, ma voats stayd
Yes, I notieced taht. Sum voats r stickin, but moast r nawt.
I has voteburgers, but when I post, I git messij sayin server is gettin serviss, pls to relode in 5 moar minnuts! Den wen I do, it sez yoo bad, yoo repeet commints!
Weerd.
I need moar tayp to hold ma chikkin hed gluv awn, dis kitteh haz da spawtee belleh, I needa snorgle it!!!
Was dewin taht tu me firs ting tis moarnin, but nao seems tu be okai. Was also stickin all teh posties at the bottom of teh thred tu. I still has teh burgr prolms tho.
Hmm yas I votes teh brgrs an tehy shows up. Tehn 2 minits laitr, no brgrs. Plz to be assyoomin taht I is gibbin u all teh faiv brgrs fur ur most awsum commints.
Unless u is saying sumtin stoopie laik is bery bery dansheroos to let kitteh nap on bed or sumfink, in which cais, ju wud nawt be gettin any votes anywai.
Mai voats r still nawt werkin – as soon as i leaves teh site, tehy r GOAN!
Thank yu, Jch4K….yesterdai I thot it wuz mai compooter onlee! Whew!
5 moar minutez, 10 moar votez
juz fibe moar…..
i praaaaahmisss…
den i’ll getz up.
kbaithx
snnnnnnrrrrrrrrr………snnnnrrrrrrrrrrrrr…….
Awww, mahm!! I wanna sweep in jus wunz… pwity pweez wif a chary onna top?
bless you kitteh
De incorrect credit lynk aint workin either. Whats doos we do? Mi votes i gib to the peeps doan show up! R the big Burgers up yet? HALP ! ! !
How we pose to report the borkedness? Peas tells me. Iz a newbeeeee.
it r nawt broked for me — I gave everyone burgers galore — try reboot?
my votes are working just gave you another
Sumwun must be up, or else hao did this pikshoor get heer? Automatic timer, maibee? But tehy is i Hawaii – is abawt 2 am dere. They’s prollee sleepin sweetlee – liek dis (aye has alreedee put awn mai CHRG (wtdoi) ) TOTALLLEE ADORABLE SWEEPIIN KITTEH!
Gud mornin Janet– hope u haz ur coffee
) Did you see Marie Osmond go SPLAT last night? Ooooooooooops! 
Yes! LOL! I wuz thinkin ov u! I must sai, she be lukkin reel gud fur her aij. n how com awl tohse women can do teh spitz liek taht!? U gotz to admiur how hard tehy is willin too werk.
O. Mai. Goodness.
Dat skeered meh. Wen Bergeron went over and she dint muve an dey went to adverts forEVAH.
hahah dis is xcatcly layk i was dis today and most otre dayz, oevry 9 minits sceery alarm wakes me so qwuickele i jump in the bed, thenn i wants to go back into dreems
suddnlies i reelizes i has little time and wakes up rly 
hehe
tihs is hao i am ebery dai. I sleeps in a loft bed – 6 feets offa de grownd, so i puts mah alarum under teh bed. Once yu climbs dowen teh laddur, tehyre is no gowing bak!
maybe ah cud put mah hed down on mah desk nao…just fur a leeetle…boss iz layte…jusss a leeetlllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Aye kame down da stairs dis morning adn dere wuz mai hubby looking at dis kitteh adn saying “Itz da Pegataur kitteh!”
Aye jus sayz “Reollw” witch is kitteh fur “aye resemble dat remark”
Awwwwwwwwwwwww… mahk meh wanna cuddle n lurve, lurve, lurve dis widdo behbeh. Spotted tumtum mahk meh wanna rubbum n leddum snugglez up in mah neck n sleepz foh longtymez n singem de kitteh lullabyez.
ahhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
aw excuse me!
sneezy kitteh are sneezy
Guuuuud Morning Gayla! Whut u doin tdai fur fun.
Mai big excitmint iz gonna be halpin mai bruver clear awt the south end ov teh barn so there is room fur mai niece Jennifur’s furnchure. She and her hubbee r movin to Uppsala in Sweden fur a coupla yeers. She just got wunnderful job werkin at teh universitee tehre wif a Werld Famous Scientist!
And yes, Barney iz called Barnee becuz he wuz orignallee a barn kitteh. He’s sittin rite heer now in “hovercat” posishun and I’m thinkin “omigosh – i knows whut he luks liek frum underneath!”
Iz Cole still doin OK? U mite as well just say it, cuz I’m shur everybuddee wants to know.
yes please!
I’m not rly a nosyparkerbusibodee, but I has been thinking on yu an yours awl weekend!
Good news I hope for! (((((((hugs))))))) for free!
I said hi above and didn’t read this far! Thanks for asking about Cole. He has been upgraded from critical to serious and has been moved out of ICU. That is fantastic news! I am planning to go up to see him tomorrow night and I am sure he will look much better to me! I am sure the road to recovery will still be a long one — but what a blessing that we have that road to travel!
)
Sounds like you have a fun day planned….. I sure miss living on the farm I grew up on! I love the smell of barns
) I know…..I iz weird!
glad Cole is improving. Nothing like having prayers and youth working for you. Tell his twin sister she is not alone, either. Many of us have had accidents with sibling we wish never had happened. But love and acceptance help us learn to live with it. It’s called Life.
gayla, I am so very happee for Cole!! Never underestimate our young people…their will to live is strong! When he is able, please let him know that he has a “Fan Club” now! And please give his sister a really big, really tight hug from all of us….we know how hard this has been on her. You and your family are all in our prayers and happee thots!
OOOOH! Gud News!
ah kin breev eesy nao. moar hugs, k? 2 eberry1:
(((((((HUGGYHUGGYHUGGGY)))))))
Group hug!
iz so happeh to heer hez doin better, and his sis 2. i wuz finkin of us an i redded awl ober tryin to find oat if u saided ennyfing. fank u, janetcanhas4kittehs and csmall for axtin. i wuz a liddle scared to ax…
{{{big squoooshy hug}}} 4 gayla an mah ovver lolfrens – but specially 4 gayla.
make dat: i wuz finkin of “youse”… bad lolcatspelling.
when yu guys finish hididng, lemme kno. den i comes and finds you.
i kountz fur yew.
20, 19, 18, zzzzzz…
Dis kitteh needz a wake up cat!! (See link top rite under news)
Umm, no fanks. Tryin ta kwit, relee, is ok!
Dat wuz onlee wun kitteh, we need videyo uv whut happins wen 3 R moar wanna wayk up der hooman!
Nao Ai noe wai Ai waek up wit teh hedake sum morninks; iz not teh wyne from nite Bfor at awl!
mah kittehs jes yell until summwon getz owt ov deh bed an feeds em. akshully, tehy has won ov teh kittehs yellz wile teh udder too weights wif big, hungree eyes.
Koinsidinze! I has a kitteh dat luks liek dat. And, seh be on mah pillo purring wen I waked up dis morning.
Lukki u to has such a kitteh!
Ooooeee, I just turned awn da channel fiev noos, cuz is gud local stashun. Wun feeld reporter iz up in Lake Arrohed, he luks lak hayell!!! Durtee fays an stubble, luks tired…. Poor Eric!
Wind still rushin alawng, but I dun smell no moar burnin…
Lake Arrohed bad, dey had wun big rode clozed fur repayrs frum befoar, so da evac rodes wuz bizzee traffik. So menee peepull jus stayed, an watched der homes burn! Over 300 homes up der burnded, soooooo sad!!!
But ma fren in Ramona iz ok, PHEW! Ma pal herd frum anudder fren dat da fiyur camed thru his propertee, but da brand noo hows an awl livestocks an peepull iz safe!
Onlee gud tings bowt dis fiyur is:
1 – lotta sik trees is burnin down, dey nawt be a problem laytur. Bad beetles is eetin an killin da pines, hopefullee da fiyurs kill da beetles!!!
2 – Menee flowering plantz R activayted by burnin so in da spring, menee rayr an bootefull flowerz mite bloom!
Whilst I wuz in Canukistan last weak, dere wuz menny menny pine treez turned yellow and dying. Iz a nasssty beetle doin dis? Do Not Want!
itz da werk uv nasty beetles. since itz nowt been cold enuf long enuf to kill dem in da winter, day killing lotz uv treez.
Glad 2 heer frum yu! Iz glad yu R ok!
yeesh – hadn’t reded awl teh wai dwn…
keep sayfe!!
B! we wuz berry worried bout yu SoCal peeps yesterdai….so happee to heer yu are fine!
Been watching KTLA for two days now from here in Vermont. Scary stuff. A very good friend had to leave her home in Poway, but we get no San Diego stations. Kim R. from KTLA is reporting from near there this morning. Praying for all the folks there in SoCal.
Oh. Ma. GAWD!
Da fiyur dat maded dem evac Poway (Nice citee wif 250,000 populashun) appeers to hav burnded to Fallbrook, which wuz evact, an nao, DEY NEEDA EVAC DEL MAR!!!! Holee spit, dat skeeree! I rememmer growin up in SD, we had firetrux an firefiters. Whut happint?
Soree to tayk up cheezsite wif ickee fiyur noos, but wow, iz amayzing an skeeree!
(Del Mar iz luvlee little town on da coast. Dey haz racetrack an fun fair in da summer.)
Also ma fren sed de Wild Aminal Park wuz evact uv peepull, but nawt aminals…. dey kin run frum da fiyurs moastlee, an it looks liek its burnt past der by nao. Her boyfren’s bruvver HAD a cabin in Green Valley. Sigh.
Dunt bee sorree – just keep reportin. U r our eyewitness awn the scene. U gives us a better purrspektiv tahn teh news.
This is a TERRIBELE tragedee – an we awl cares.
yes B!…pleeze to keep us updatid…..I no has teh newz here at wurk!
Dis b bery bery scarey but what i images…imagines….tinks up for myself is (almost) always worser dan what I leans. Dis r scarey histiry and choos in da middle ob it. Wez worry less ABOUT chow da more we hears FROM you. Too bad chooz not downwind ob da Congress an da Whitehouse. Yuz gets good backdraft dat wai an deyz all do somfin uszful for da once!
don woree abowt takin up cheezsite!1 we ‘z wanna noe if yooz ok!!
Stai safe, B! Good wishes fur u an urs.
Tank yoo awl. Iz beree nawt gud tiem fur SoCal. Da noos choppers is up nao, dey sayin evree tiem dey fly wun way, dey look behin an der a noo fiyur! Nao is wun at da 5 an 14 split, is rite at de top uv Balboa, ravver neer us….
Heer R sum pix I got frum a LA Countee firefiter.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/8431864@N07/
I try to post moar as I find dem.
LOL, is almoast a spektater sport heer, stay up awl nite an watch da teevee noos shots uv fiyur. Importint to git noos, but mesmerizin to watch….
Thanks for the update B! sayin prayers for u and your neighbors safety!
)
hrpmh. i waz almost asweep. den i losed count uv teh sheepees. muss start ober. wun, too, free… dangit happnd agin. mebbe i shuld count teh cheezburgers??? iz eezier, cuz iz impossbul for yoo to not pey atenshun to teh cheezburgers. dey’s *cheezburgers*!!
Trubbl is, bery difficult nawt to nom teh cheezbrgs when tehy is in front of u, an tehn you loosis cownt an has tu start agayn. Iz bery hard werk being kitteh.
dis is teh troof. poor kittehs has such ruff lief.
Apparentleh kitteh haz six-month-owld behbeh laik I do becuz dat’s eggzackly how I lookz each and evvry mornin. Im with youz, mah kitteh sister! We can haz nap?
Noe Ai’s not get up. U noe has cheezburger foar meh I donut get up.
So, I can has donut?
So, I can has donut insted?
Dis be meh ebbry moarnin. Mah bed is teh pleh. I can has SleepNumbr? Ai alwayz wakz up erlee n tryz 2 fal bak 2 sleepyz. Dis moarnin I wok up at 4 AM. I wakz up at 5 AM. Dis gonna b looooooong dai. I has intrvoo dis ebbnin at 5:30 PM 4 possbl noo job.
gud luk on teh innervyoo!
wen i wuz in grad skool, a teechur towld us “Ah noes yu ppls b doin teh awlniters. is a nacherl fakt ov teh grad skool. Ah kin tel bcawse yu cums in lukkin lyk teh s**t an tryin 2 impress meh wit yer artwerk on teh walls. Heer’s mah advyse: tayk a shower an shayve B4 yu wok thru mah doar, cuz Ah don wanna luk at yer fayces lyk dat. Yu do not convince meh ov nothin.”
if yu can, mabbe tayk time for a quick shower B4 teh innervyoo? or at leest a nyce cleen shirt…5:30pm iz a hard tyme 4 a innervyoo, but yu’ll be gud!
oh. i dont think yu luk lyk teh s**t!
is just teh shower, etc. mayks yer boddie thimk is tyme for wakies. is gud 2 hav wakies 4 teh innervyoos…
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I is at teh werks nao…curnt job. Iz 24 minnits frum curnt job 2 innervoo. I has mah innervoo clothz n teh car…wayt til bawss leebs erleez den I chaynj. I leebs erleez 2.
yu’ll do grate!
(prayer: pls ceilingcat, let Patrick’s boss’s kid pretend to have the measles at skool so she has to leeve extra erly, but so teh kid is awlrite-jus-jokig-mom-rly! an Patrick can has gud innervyoo.)
zomg da intrervue, glhf on it plz and i hopez your plehbed gitz better. try da soma sleep pillaow (memry foam pillow at sams cluob fer LIEK… 20 shinez), it werkd fer meh
Gud Luk, Patrick….we awl krossin r fingerz an toez fur yu!
U can doz it!!
Innervoo went well meh thinks. Gets de sekund innervoo dis Frydai! Den nex week I can has teh vay…vai…tymz off frum crnt werkz. Afferwich ai tellz mah crnt bossman I can has quittings.
hehe
i thot u sed crossman.
crongrutabshuns…eh..YAY!
I r sick…
No go to skool todai
u stick the thermometer near the light again didn u? I KNOWS u do nawt have 112 temp!
Kitteh laffin cuz she sees ma Care Bear pajamaz! But she criez if I sleep nekkies…
skoozme, noob here, how I cans post? evidu… evedint… as u cans sea I has postsed dis but no can replai to udder funnies
try clikkin on teh bloo “Reply to this comment” thingy.
sumtymes wen a thred is rlyrly looooooong, tehr is no bloo thingy…
Also site was borked yesturdai an postins was gowin all funny. Iz awl bedder tudai.
Bunway Airways Merjensee Flite C.A.T. 1 now reedy for taek off form Brissol (rimes wit rissole) ayrpot. Wee will be stoppin at Ber-mink-ham (rimes wit Ber-mink-ham) ayrpot to refool wit teh cat-berry choklit an arranje consinement tu B sended tu Mercah for MM’s CCC@Lolhospital, Bfore continuiuiuiuin ontu Hailans. Plees to be wherin chikn hed rubbag glub an seetbeld at awl tymes wee in teh ayr. Kthxbaidorstomanool
Haf a safe flite! Yu so sweet to go help r peeps wif teh sploadin hedz!!
Kitteh finkin “Gibs me 5 mor minuets to pra dat it Caterday”
dis wuz me dis moarnin…
Moarnin…DO NOT WANT!
Gud moarnin iz an oxymoron. I noes, it big wurd. I iz colledg stoodunt, so I haz big vocabyu larry.
Butt eneewaihz, it iz uh T shert. Much win an awsum at WhatOnEarth.com Kyoot kitteh stuffz too
I definitely felt like this, this morning.
Five minnets? Wutz tiem to a bebbeh kitteh?
P!!! U!!! Tha sheets … dey stink!
Akkk Chikenhed glove plze! I iz overcomed wit deesire to give mush snorgle n smoo on dotted bellee.
rite den, herz yur uffishul chiken hed rubber glub…
pleez remane kalm whilst ai goez thrue teh cheklist:
1. hyde teh kyootness frum vyew. tell payshunt to remane calm an think uv teh tax returns an uther nawt kyoot tings.
2. chek rubber glub fur holes, leftover hedsplode, or lak uv drawins. If present, pleez do not use. Get gnu rubber glub.
3. halp payshunt put glub awn hed, keerful wif da eers.
4. sekyuur glub wif uffishul duct tape. Do nawt be tapin da hares. use plastiky wrap if glub nawt big nuff to kuvver hare.
5. if no hedsplode yet, is sayf for teh kyootness vyewing naow.
6. if hedsplort, get mop & kall for CCC bakup.
My Mindi!!!!!!
I didn’t submit this caption, but this is my kitty, Princess Melinda Jane Stripeylegs!!! YAY! XD
If you want to see her album or the pic with the caption I submitted, here’s the link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/whisperingibis/sets/72157600226096932/
I haven’t put up new ones in a little bit…she’s 6 months old now so she’s bigger now than she was in a lot of the photos.
Excuse me…where do you live? I have this exact same cat, six months old. Same markings on the stomach, eyes and…everything. They are completely identical, I even held her up so I could match the markings.
Also, what kind of cat is she?
I live in Connecticut. I got her in Massachusetts from a breeder. She’s a purebred Bengal. Would love to see a photo (or photos) of your kitty, if you have any online! Is yours a Bengal? What’s your kitty’s name?
So much kyoot!!!! Mindi iz teh pweshuss!
Mindi is beyootiful!! Such lovely pickshurs. Tanks fur sharin, plz to give Mindi a big snorgle frm me.
I can has snooz butin?
kthnxbai
I luv teh Foamy sqrrl. =]
Kitteh cant dryv u 2 teh bayglshop tho 4 teh baygl w/ creemcheez…yeh teh creemcheez evrybodee lurvz teh creemcheez w/ teh creem n teh cheez n teh cheezycreem n teh cuppa cawfee ai defnetlee needz teh cuppa cawfee…
looks like me in the morning!
Dis wuz me dis mornin, ‘ceptin ai’s nawt so kyoot wen ai’s awl sheepy. Ai’s growly sheepy in da mornin.
Awwww Mahm
i dun wanner go ta skul bus
Namaste Kitteh iz sidewayz