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Now i lays me downs to sweep . . . . God bless dads, mom, my brudders and sissys, ps I can haz cheezburger?
U can has nitemare?
Dat’s whut happens ifn I eets ‘fore bed.
Kittehs no haz nitemares, they dreams of mowsies, gooshie food and chezburgrs. Hims so cutes and sweets, it wood be impus, impose, dad blame hards to do! Mr. sandkitteh wonts allows it!
Kittehs can has nightmares. This be a true story, my kitteh yogi was once sleeping peacefully and then
suddenly he gets up, his backs arched and with tayl likes a bottle brush, he then looks around all startled and then goes back again to sleep, I think he probably has a nightmare, silly kitteh!
axshully, mai bucky kitteh gets nitemares. he’ll be sleeping, den jump up adn start hissng liek somwun wuz messing wit him.
Mah prinzess duz dat too!!!!!1 Hur bez sleepin all comfy n nest minnut hur bez diggin hurz pointy ends N2 mah haid n rowlz n hissez n woks aroun cheken ebery bit ob de bedz fer de skery ting wot wuz ahtakkin herz.
Next time, take the onyoins off the cheezburgrs for Bucky and Prinzess. Maybe it be the indige, endigeston.
gosh NO….
dat onlee happens ta kittehs wen dey eet da bed !!!!
Can u sweep wile we DANTS?
Hans LifeLover niteey time cheezeburger an dus teh FURSTEE congrats dants!
Fank you, fank you . . . I waz in offic this mornin when I coudnt beweve my eyes!!!!!!!! I actually did the happydanc. I lubs this site and the lol peeps. My happi plac and first (oh oh said the F word) wedsite I visits.
O noes!U sed teh F wurd! Banninashun and Doom an Beetins an Torchurs!
Or not.
I tink I am likin teh dants too much. ;P
Fank U Kathleen, I did hapi danc all alone in offic dis mornin. I lubs the lol peeps and dis is always the furstest wedsite I always vist. Dis be mi happi plac to start the daye.
(posed this earlier, but I think it got eated)
were be da snooze!
i hit it 9 mo timez!
Ooh, ooh, teh spawtty floofy belleh!! And teh pawsis!! An teh straipey widdle hed!! Pagin teh Kewt Krash Kart - ai tinks tihs cud be a bad wun!!!
u rite bout dat. ai gotz mai duk taep n rubbur glub on awreddy. *hed splodin iz kontayned*
U r rite, SJ - tihs wun cud bee nother VERRY busy dai.
Teh HSRW teem is standin bai. ManfredMom says Kewt Krash Kart iz restocked and reddee to go. Volunteers has been buzy awl nite drawin teh piggy fayces and elephantee behines awn teh new shipment ov chikken hed rubbar glubs.
WE R HEER FUR YOU!
Ai’s up n reddy wif da Kyoot Krash Kart! Gots to go owt fur awyl - hopes Janet can handels awl teh emerjensees!!
Ai’m on leev tihs week; Ai can be CCC ox-ill-hairy an luk afteh awl teh peeps tihs syde ob teh pond?
U is in Hingland, Ambercat? If so, I mai need wun ob tehm chicken hed glubs wit teh drawin on. Taht bellee……sooooooo snorgly!!!
I’m in SoufWess but can git eemerjensee flite fromBrissol ayrport; hang on, SJ; Ai’m comin…!
Kwickly, I only has Saynsbreeze sandwich bag an I doan tink it can stand teh strayn!!!
Luk awai from teh pooter and tink ob tax reeterns til Ai can get tu yu. Ai’m bringin chikn hed rubbah glubs (wit teh pipggee fayces an teh elleefunkles from behine awn); teh sawft blankies an teh cat-berry choklit - mush niceh tahn teh Hersh*t bars.
Mmmmm….. tax returns.
Mmmmmmmmm . . . cat-berry choklit . . . !
Ai totfulleh agreez. Want ta grabdis kitteh an run awayz wif himz.
dere mustest b moar snugglez n snorgles wid dis bebbeh. 5 moar ourz plz? kthxbai
I’z cawlin in sick.
Yerh *koff koff* I’z vaary sick.
YAAY 5 MOAR OWERS!!!!!
wat happen? face-lift feverz?
Iz burgrs borked tuday? I’s giben menny peeps faiv burgrs but tehy is nawt showin up. We must have burgrs!!!
Burgers wuz borked fur HOURs yesterday. I thot tehy wuz fixed now, but maybe nawt. Yesterday I voated and voated - and puff - awl goan. That’s wai everywun awn kwet hammie page as hardlee eny voats.
Still borked. Awl mai voats I just did on Kewt Hammie r goan again.
wel, i jawst voated so maibe fur sum cunnectshuns, ppl r havin’ trubble wit Burgers.
fur sum reasun, ma voats stayd
Yes, I notieced taht. Sum voats r stickin, but moast r nawt.
I has voteburgers, but when I post, I git messij sayin server is gettin serviss, pls to relode in 5 moar minnuts! Den wen I do, it sez yoo bad, yoo repeet commints!
Weerd.
I need moar tayp to hold ma chikkin hed gluv awn, dis kitteh haz da spawtee belleh, I needa snorgle it!!!
Was dewin taht tu me firs ting tis moarnin, but nao seems tu be okai. Was also stickin all teh posties at the bottom of teh thred tu. I still has teh burgr prolms tho.
Hmm yas I votes teh brgrs an tehy shows up. Tehn 2 minits laitr, no brgrs. Plz to be assyoomin taht I is gibbin u all teh faiv brgrs fur ur most awsum commints.
Unless u is saying sumtin stoopie laik is bery bery dansheroos to let kitteh nap on bed or sumfink, in which cais, ju wud nawt be gettin any votes anywai.
Mai voats r still nawt werkin - as soon as i leaves teh site, tehy r GOAN!
Thank yu, Jch4K….yesterdai I thot it wuz mai compooter onlee! Whew!
5 moar minutez, 10 moar votez
juz fibe moar…..
i praaaaahmisss…
den i’ll getz up.
kbaithx
snnnnnnrrrrrrrrr………snnnnrrrrrrrrrrrrr…….
Awww, mahm!! I wanna sweep in jus wunz… pwity pweez wif a chary onna top?
bless you kitteh
De incorrect credit lynk aint workin either. Whats doos we do? Mi votes i gib to the peeps doan show up! R the big Burgers up yet? HALP ! ! !
How we pose to report the borkedness? Peas tells me. Iz a newbeeeee.
it r nawt broked for me — I gave everyone burgers galore — try reboot?
my votes are working just gave you another
Sumwun must be up, or else hao did this pikshoor get heer? Automatic timer, maibee? But tehy is i Hawaii - is abawt 2 am dere. They’s prollee sleepin sweetlee - liek dis (aye has alreedee put awn mai CHRG (wtdoi) ) TOTALLLEE ADORABLE SWEEPIIN KITTEH!
Gud mornin Janet– hope u haz ur coffee :D) Did you see Marie Osmond go SPLAT last night? Ooooooooooops!
Yes! LOL! I wuz thinkin ov u! I must sai, she be lukkin reel gud fur her aij. n how com awl tohse women can do teh spitz liek taht!? U gotz to admiur how hard tehy is willin too werk.
O. Mai. Goodness.
Dat skeered meh. Wen Bergeron went over and she dint muve an dey went to adverts forEVAH.
hahah dis is xcatcly layk i was dis today and most otre dayz, oevry 9 minits sceery alarm wakes me so qwuickele i jump in the bed, thenn i wants to go back into dreems
suddnlies i reelizes i has little time and wakes up rly 
hehe
tihs is hao i am ebery dai. I sleeps in a loft bed - 6 feets offa de grownd, so i puts mah alarum under teh bed. Once yu climbs dowen teh laddur, tehyre is no gowing bak!
maybe ah cud put mah hed down on mah desk nao…just fur a leeetle…boss iz layte…jusss a leeetlllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Aye kame down da stairs dis morning adn dere wuz mai hubby looking at dis kitteh adn saying “Itz da Pegataur kitteh!”
Aye jus sayz “Reollw” witch is kitteh fur “aye resemble dat remark”
Awwwwwwwwwwwww… mahk meh wanna cuddle n lurve, lurve, lurve dis widdo behbeh. Spotted tumtum mahk meh wanna rubbum n leddum snugglez up in mah neck n sleepz foh longtymez n singem de kitteh lullabyez.
ahhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
aw excuse me!
sneezy kitteh are sneezy
Guuuuud Morning Gayla! Whut u doin tdai fur fun.
Mai big excitmint iz gonna be halpin mai bruver clear awt the south end ov teh barn so there is room fur mai niece Jennifur’s furnchure. She and her hubbee r movin to Uppsala in Sweden fur a coupla yeers. She just got wunnderful job werkin at teh universitee tehre wif a Werld Famous Scientist!
And yes, Barney iz called Barnee becuz he wuz orignallee a barn kitteh. He’s sittin rite heer now in “hovercat” posishun and I’m thinkin “omigosh - i knows whut he luks liek frum underneath!”
Iz Cole still doin OK? U mite as well just say it, cuz I’m shur everybuddee wants to know.
yes please!
I’m not rly a nosyparkerbusibodee, but I has been thinking on yu an yours awl weekend!
Good news I hope for! (((((((hugs))))))) for free!
I said hi above and didn’t read this far! Thanks for asking about Cole. He has been upgraded from critical to serious and has been moved out of ICU. That is fantastic news! I am planning to go up to see him tomorrow night and I am sure he will look much better to me! I am sure the road to recovery will still be a long one — but what a blessing that we have that road to travel! :D)
Sounds like you have a fun day planned….. I sure miss living on the farm I grew up on! I love the smell of barns :D) I know…..I iz weird!
glad Cole is improving. Nothing like having prayers and youth working for you. Tell his twin sister she is not alone, either. Many of us have had accidents with sibling we wish never had happened. But love and acceptance help us learn to live with it. It’s called Life.
gayla, I am so very happee for Cole!! Never underestimate our young people…their will to live is strong! When he is able, please let him know that he has a “Fan Club” now! And please give his sister a really big, really tight hug from all of us….we know how hard this has been on her. You and your family are all in our prayers and happee thots!
:D) Ty COL Hayley is doing much better this week (as we all are!) she is stayin with her grandparents now so she can go back to school.