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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Kittehs has no need whatsomeber fur spensive stoar bowt tois.
Janet has reached the top ov mount everest……and she hardly breathin hard….does *alpine jig*
gettin jiggy wid it
JCH4K!!! Bery gud job!
Aye joyn teh hi altitube danse n iz gittin giggy wid it for JOO!
caerful wif doin dat mowntin jig ther. is can be long waiz down.
Thank u, ebberwun! Gayla, as u know, perchance I HAS lived in Austria - and whilst there, reelee did du a lot ov mountain climbin. SO - best alpine jig wud be teh “Schuhplattler.”
Dat’s teh wun whar tehy dances around in a circle, slappin their knees and feets and going “WHOO HOO” and suchliek.
I is happee u will be dancein foar mee, and I will happilee join in.
*step step slap slap hop hop step slap* Akshullee - I has awnlee seen it - we will hav to impurrvise.
Whoo hoo.
*slapstep..step..slap..fall*
Whoo Hoo!
picks up CSmall and continues…..WHOOHOO
Woodchux cant du dis at AWL!
(But it’s funn tu wach us trye.)
Anu can has lederhosen?
LOL, liek on Whoos Lion iz it, Mike McShane sings sawng liek German R Osstreeyun, he goze: I slap myself silly! an starts to do dat dans! I lol’d so hard!
duz teh dants in Leiderhosen.
/yesh, skaree, I noes. LOL!!!
Oh, BTW, Janet, too ansur ur eerliur qweschun (dis seems teh time!!)
I wuz borned in Frankfurt, Germany on teh Army base. My mom and dad frum Bedford,Indiana and Macon, Georgia respektiffly. Dey cums back wif me too states wehn I wuz arown 3 or so.
I beens too all mannur of wunnurfull Uropeean places, butt not membur nuffin! *sigh*
Ai dansses da shooplattr fur yooooo!!!
I am dansin a stately Tibeshun dans for JAnetCH4K - partlee becuz I cant dansin teh jigs an stuff an partlee becuz Mownt Everust is in teh Himmylayurz, not teh Alpz. But iz still good to danse for teh reechin teh summit!!!
Well, Duffy - I am luving ur statlee Tibeshun dans - I hoeps u r wearing sum verree byootiful silken robez. Ir rustles so prettilee.
Is a nice kontrast tu teh knee and foot slappin dance in teh Lederhosen und Dirndls. Akshullee, I duz know taht teh Himalayas ar nawt teh Alps - but Gayla sayed she wanted to dance teh alpine jig.
Tis troo, tho, taht alpine is often uzed looselee fur eney mowntainess rejeon. So is reelee gud to has bof danses to cover awl mountainous okkashuns.
U has maed a gud point. Awl wud liek to join in teh dances, but nawt awl (akshullee, maiself included) can do teh livier danses. so, frum now awn, I thinkz we shud has the slower, moar statelee dances as well as the livlier wuns.
Plentee of dances - we has lots to chuze frum!
Mai lawd Janet, fur sum raisin I red ur post wit a Frensh axint. Stoar bowt tois, alors.
Dint maik mush sense butt still appeeld straingly. Haz been lawng dai.
Anyhoo, we can has “furthist frum lasst” dans?
Mee too red it in Frensh, prolly cuz ai livs in Franss. Can has Frensh lolspeek? Zooot alorrrz!
i liks kitteh at end ov porch - “dese noobs–amuzed by anifink, doan dey no iz tyme fur napz during daitymes?”
Oh hai, Janet!
I are arownd, just nawt has commentzored muches!
Howevar, Kitteh Attornee Generul NOMinee is in konfurmashun prosess:
Kitteh: So NOMinate nawt has to do wif eetings?
Senator: No, Mr. Kitten, you are perfectly safe here.
Kitteh: Whut it meen?
Senator: It means we want you to become the Attorney General, with the approval of the Senate.
Kitteh: SeNUT? Is dat liek whut skwerls eets? PLEH!
(laughter from gallery. The Senator ignores it.)
Kitteh: So whut gonna happun?
Senator: Well, first, Mr. Kitten, we look at your credentials, your law degree, your training—
Kitteh: I nawt needs traynings. Momma showded me litturbocks WUNCE, den I noes hao to uses!
Oh - sigh! I is wun happppeee purrson!
Me too! I lurv dis comfirnashuns heerings!
I dun tink mr kitteh haz da crud-enshuls! No law degree, but did teech arobix wuns! Kitteh haz lol degree insted!
I votez to confirm dis kitteh. Only had to be showed litter box once, is cleerly more qwalified than predesessor.
paper sak an a forbiddun boks enuff too keep kitteh ennurtained fur a lifetime.
/teh simpul tings……….
i dun understan bowtie ref.
rite! wented an botted mew tois for new kitteh Savannah Fluffanella. She plais in bag tois camed in…
lotso pics frum “vote”. lolcats has helps nao?
wut? I no unerstand?
Acrocs tops of paeg:
lolcats n funny pictures RANDOM | LOLCAT BUILDER | VOTE! | ABOUT US etc
Sees “vote!”? neww pics suppozd 2 gow dere den moev here. meny pics neww here was der long long long tiem n not movd. Nao moves here.
dey hav hired da small fries!
Schlip, Schlap, schlappy awl da day
itz da fish schlapping danse!
pegatur - nao u is crackin mee up!
Montey Python ftw!
Lubs Spamalot, thou fish schlappy song doesn’t make much sense in context.
imajin dat fur a job, yu haz tu luk at lolcatz orl dai n chooz der funiest. wot a fabboolus job dat wud b!
ohhh……..okay. thanks for splainin :D)
kittehs tie shoolaces togedder.
Hyuman will neber eskape nao! (Hyuman had no intenshun ov eskaping but kittehs wont tu bee dubbly shor tehy got a foreber hoem!)
oh fank yoo kittehs, so ‘fficient, so thoughty
(gets up) THWUMP!
…ouch! so nawtee!
Rite, kittehs cowoperate to ty shoolaces togedder wile ur asleept, and r reddy to run way laffin wen u wake up an try to ketch dem. Nebber fall asleept wile kittehs play wif ur shoos. It ver danjer- daynge- dengg- …bad.
hwhoo! glad u splaned tihs! ai waz callin teh see-pee-cee-yay 2 reeport abyoose. y hyoomin takin nap wiel kittehs iz werkin?
smelln yur feetz
saftety kitteh’s do saftety inspektun
“u no runs wif scissors or shoes untie”
publik service announcement
Bring bak “Charlie says…”!
Ackshully, thos adverts scarded teh c*** owt of me. Teh yowly kitteh was rilly freeky and teh boy - well, I jus wanted tu smak teh boi. Plz to nawt bring bak Charlie!
boi def-nit-lee desrerv smak upsyde teh hed! But Charlie tawks lyk mai kitteh - meeow ow owl yowl meow? Meow!
An teh bunneh eer gows awound…
Ug, dis is tuff wifowt posable fums.
Helpful kittehz
Are beeing helpfulz
Ober kitteh bai chare wont b bodered wif sush silliniss.
Iz nawt in kitteh’s intrists.
Orinj kitteh: “Hay dis shoe iz on upside-downey.”
Blak n wite kitteh: “Dat’s ur hed, stoopy. Turn it over upside-righty. Like me, see? I iz finished alreddy.” Dusts off paws, strolls away.
“upside-righty” lol
win!!!! for teh kyootness!
Kittehs pwaktis untyin shoos so dey will be gud ats it when olders. Skill iz neededz so dey can stik heads in shoos n inspek b4 leevin surpryzes!
Kat like tying detected
Wate furr ornge comentz…
FUR ORINJJ! FUR ORINJJ!
[kerplotzes]
I see, U cracks urself up, too!
fuhr or injj ermanee fuelled furor on potsdamerplatz . . .
WOW!! Pittipat. I am . . .I amm. . . how u DO taht!!?? I never in lebentymilyun yeers wud hav seen taht.
word games be mai mittelname.
sighned, edword gameson.
Pittypat is jeenyus.
[scrutinizing]
…hmm, not on my binglol card. dangit
Aye see whut yoo did der… funnee!!!!
Kwik, Ginjur, u grabs teh udder foots an we haids teh boddy under teh porch….
Kitteh haz evil plan to tickle feetz of hoomin
Tiklin feetz is teh torcher. iffn u tellz evilz kittehz wer u hided teh cheezburgerz, u wil haz noe harm, an bee releezd