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Kittehs has no need whatsomeber fur spensive stoar bowt tois.
Janet has reached the top ov mount everest……and she hardly breathin hard….does *alpine jig*
gettin jiggy wid it
JCH4K!!! Bery gud job!
Aye joyn teh hi altitube danse n iz gittin giggy wid it for JOO!
caerful wif doin dat mowntin jig ther. is can be long waiz down.
Thank u, ebberwun! Gayla, as u know, perchance I HAS lived in Austria – and whilst there, reelee did du a lot ov mountain climbin. SO – best alpine jig wud be teh “Schuhplattler.”
Dat’s teh wun whar tehy dances around in a circle, slappin their knees and feets and going “WHOO HOO” and suchliek.
I is happee u will be dancein foar mee, and I will happilee join in.
*step step slap slap hop hop step slap* Akshullee – I has awnlee seen it – we will hav to impurrvise.
Whoo hoo.
*slapstep..step..slap..fall*
Whoo Hoo!
picks up CSmall and continues…..WHOOHOO
Woodchux cant du dis at AWL!
(But it’s funn tu wach us trye.)
Anu can has lederhosen?
LOL, liek on Whoos Lion iz it, Mike McShane sings sawng liek German R Osstreeyun, he goze: I slap myself silly! an starts to do dat dans! I lol’d so hard!
duz teh dants in Leiderhosen.
/yesh, skaree, I noes. LOL!!!
Oh, BTW, Janet, too ansur ur eerliur qweschun (dis seems teh time!!)
I wuz borned in Frankfurt, Germany on teh Army base. My mom and dad frum Bedford,Indiana and Macon, Georgia respektiffly. Dey cums back wif me too states wehn I wuz arown 3 or so.
I beens too all mannur of wunnurfull Uropeean places, butt not membur nuffin! *sigh*
Ai dansses da shooplattr fur yooooo!!!
I am dansin a stately Tibeshun dans for JAnetCH4K – partlee becuz I cant dansin teh jigs an stuff an partlee becuz Mownt Everust is in teh Himmylayurz, not teh Alpz. But iz still good to danse for teh reechin teh summit!!!
Well, Duffy – I am luving ur statlee Tibeshun dans – I hoeps u r wearing sum verree byootiful silken robez. Ir rustles so prettilee.
Is a nice kontrast tu teh knee and foot slappin dance in teh Lederhosen und Dirndls. Akshullee, I duz know taht teh Himalayas ar nawt teh Alps – but Gayla sayed she wanted to dance teh alpine jig.
Tis troo, tho, taht alpine is often uzed looselee fur eney mowntainess rejeon. So is reelee gud to has bof danses to cover awl mountainous okkashuns.
U has maed a gud point. Awl wud liek to join in teh dances, but nawt awl (akshullee, maiself included) can do teh livier danses. so, frum now awn, I thinkz we shud has the slower, moar statelee dances as well as the livlier wuns.
Plentee of dances – we has lots to chuze frum!
Mai lawd Janet, fur sum raisin I red ur post wit a Frensh axint. Stoar bowt tois, alors.
Dint maik mush sense butt still appeeld straingly. Haz been lawng dai.
Anyhoo, we can has “furthist frum lasst” dans?
Mee too red it in Frensh, prolly cuz ai livs in Franss. Can has Frensh lolspeek? Zooot alorrrz!
i liks kitteh at end ov porch – “dese noobs–amuzed by anifink, doan dey no iz tyme fur napz during daitymes?”
Oh hai, Janet!
I are arownd, just nawt has commentzored muches!
Howevar, Kitteh Attornee Generul NOMinee is in konfurmashun prosess:
Kitteh: So NOMinate nawt has to do wif eetings?
Senator: No, Mr. Kitten, you are perfectly safe here.
Kitteh: Whut it meen?
Senator: It means we want you to become the Attorney General, with the approval of the Senate.
Kitteh: SeNUT? Is dat liek whut skwerls eets? PLEH!
(laughter from gallery. The Senator ignores it.)
Kitteh: So whut gonna happun?
Senator: Well, first, Mr. Kitten, we look at your credentials, your law degree, your training—
Kitteh: I nawt needs traynings. Momma showded me litturbocks WUNCE, den I noes hao to uses!
Oh – sigh! I is wun happppeee purrson!
Me too! I lurv dis comfirnashuns heerings!
I dun tink mr kitteh haz da crud-enshuls! No law degree, but did teech arobix wuns! Kitteh haz lol degree insted!
I votez to confirm dis kitteh. Only had to be showed litter box once, is cleerly more qwalified than predesessor.
paper sak an a forbiddun boks enuff too keep kitteh ennurtained fur a lifetime.
/teh simpul tings……….
i dun understan bowtie ref.
rite! wented an botted mew tois for new kitteh Savannah Fluffanella. She plais in bag tois camed in…
lotso pics frum “vote”. lolcats has helps nao?
wut? I no unerstand?
Acrocs tops of paeg:
lolcats n funny pictures RANDOM | LOLCAT BUILDER | VOTE! | ABOUT US etc
Sees “vote!”? neww pics suppozd 2 gow dere den moev here. meny pics neww here was der long long long tiem n not movd. Nao moves here.
dey hav hired da small fries!
Schlip, Schlap, schlappy awl da day
itz da fish schlapping danse!
pegatur – nao u is crackin mee up!
Montey Python ftw!
Lubs Spamalot, thou fish schlappy song doesn’t make much sense in context.
imajin dat fur a job, yu haz tu luk at lolcatz orl dai n chooz der funiest. wot a fabboolus job dat wud b!
ohhh……..okay. thanks for splainin
)
kittehs tie shoolaces togedder.
Hyuman will neber eskape nao! (Hyuman had no intenshun ov eskaping but kittehs wont tu bee dubbly shor tehy got a foreber hoem!)
oh fank yoo kittehs, so ‘fficient, so thoughty
(gets up) THWUMP!
…ouch! so nawtee!
Rite, kittehs cowoperate to ty shoolaces togedder wile ur asleept, and r reddy to run way laffin wen u wake up an try to ketch dem. Nebber fall asleept wile kittehs play wif ur shoos. It ver danjer- daynge- dengg- …bad.
hwhoo! glad u splaned tihs! ai waz callin teh see-pee-cee-yay 2 reeport abyoose. y hyoomin takin nap wiel kittehs iz werkin?
smelln yur feetz
saftety kitteh’s do saftety inspektun
“u no runs wif scissors or shoes untie”
publik service announcement
Bring bak “Charlie says…”!
Ackshully, thos adverts scarded teh c*** owt of me. Teh yowly kitteh was rilly freeky and teh boy – well, I jus wanted tu smak teh boi. Plz to nawt bring bak Charlie!
boi def-nit-lee desrerv smak upsyde teh hed! But Charlie tawks lyk mai kitteh – meeow ow owl yowl meow? Meow!
An teh bunneh eer gows awound…
Ug, dis is tuff wifowt posable fums.
Helpful kittehz
Are beeing helpfulz
Ober kitteh bai chare wont b bodered wif sush silliniss.
Iz nawt in kitteh’s intrists.
Orinj kitteh: “Hay dis shoe iz on upside-downey.”
Blak n wite kitteh: “Dat’s ur hed, stoopy. Turn it over upside-righty. Like me, see? I iz finished alreddy.” Dusts off paws, strolls away.
“upside-righty” lol
win!!!! for teh kyootness!
Kittehs pwaktis untyin shoos so dey will be gud ats it when olders. Skill iz neededz so dey can stik heads in shoos n inspek b4 leevin surpryzes!
Kat like tying detected
Wate furr ornge comentz…
FUR ORINJJ! FUR ORINJJ!
[kerplotzes]
I see, U cracks urself up, too!
fuhr or injj ermanee fuelled furor on potsdamerplatz . . .
WOW!! Pittipat. I am . . .I amm. . . how u DO taht!!?? I never in lebentymilyun yeers wud hav seen taht.
word games be mai mittelname.
sighned, edword gameson.
Pittypat is jeenyus.
[scrutinizing]
…hmm, not on my binglol card. dangit
Aye see whut yoo did der… funnee!!!!
Kwik, Ginjur, u grabs teh udder foots an we haids teh boddy under teh porch….
Kitteh haz evil plan to tickle feetz of hoomin
Tiklin feetz is teh torcher. iffn u tellz evilz kittehz wer u hided teh cheezburgerz, u wil haz noe harm, an bee releezd
DONT DO IT!! C dat der kitteh in der bakgrownd? He faynted cuz he took off deh hoomans shoo.
kualiti konfrol … ISO-Kitten cerfificate awarded.
Orange kitteh is all like “why u not ware socks?”
tuxie kitn sez “Heer, I fixit.”
Joo’re right! xD
Wat deez smelly tings for anywayz? Der real feetz unner dese? Maybe dayz kontrol da peeps feetz so dey goes where da peeps tellz dem to go stead ob whereber dey wants to go? Dat Y da peeps has dos *drum roll* posable tums. Soz dey can tiez der feetz down wit dese strings da strat ob dere dey?
Um, kittehs? UR DOING IT RONG
Oryanj kitteh askzs Why dunt u has velkrow?
orjne kitteh –
mum!!
dese spachettis wont come out!!
tuxedo kitteh -
dats cuz yuz gotta attak wif all yu got. no be nice.
far cat –
stoopy kitties. playing wif shulazes.
the real pray is ober here. a skwirl!!
i seez yu. yu iz mine!!!
Do deez come in mai size?
Um…this style runs small. I don’t think you’re gonna fit… I mean, your feet are kinda big.</B.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HjIljJd-o0
Oh! Duh! *hed slap* I wuz wunderin hoo trollio wuz. LOL (I wud doo liddle smile fayce, but I don’t know how.)
nede 2 kwit mai jawb. mah brayn iz awnlee set 2 lolcat. thiss morrneeng i cent noat 2 nersse “plz facks teh ordurr”
Sorees we tripped u. Wuz acksident. Seriusly. (kitteh laughter)
Do u think kitteh laffter soundz liek mousie laffter, awnlee maybee nawt quite so high?
that kitteh ober der say he gibs us monees
wen we ties thees togefer
huree! huree! she be wakin up!
oops dinnit see ur commint dere.
plajerism. I has it.
grate adolesent mynds tink……..
i lub klever kittehs like these
Awww doze be mah kittehs. One orinj one black. Mine nemmed Weegee and Kiki. Dey no tie shooz doh.
Happeh Dai fur u, Candy!
Cud u tells us sumfin bout ur kyoot kittehz?
Is teh meatloaf kitteh in the bak the MamaKitteh? R u SHUR they no tie shooz?
Kyoot Kittehs ‘n all, but look at teh syze of taht porch! And teh vyoo!
DO WANT.
mah kittehs b liek: o hai trtty, u needz halp wiv ur noo toy?
I ken haz pursunnl sho ti-er plzkthnxbai!
Get pool playin kitteh to help joo!
Kareful, oranj kitteh poizon shoe. Watch 4 foot poizon hooman.
LOOKOWT D00DE!
I finks day tyin ur shooes togevver!
Teh orinj wun talkded teh tuxxie into it!
Stripee kitteh wud has none of it, but he will wach an laff.
r stereotyep! jus cuz teh ornj onez r poyzin, DONOTMEAN he twaked lil tuxxie into it.
I like this porch…looks like in a forested area…wish i wuz there..i’d be reclining too.
everybuddy already got cat comments covered….
Whar do u live, leaf? in a beeg cityee?
(I liek sayin’”live,leaf.” Rolls off teh tung pleauntlee.)
“Lawng, Plumpz Pisskette
Feetz! Pisskettee Feetz. Hewmin
haz Pisskette Feetz!”
“Pisskettee Feetz are
lyke Catnippz. Bettah smellz andz
moar phunnz 2 playz wiff!”
“Drawz Kittehz ub awll
shaypz andz syze 2 cum andz play,
skratch andz Nom, nom, nom!”
Jack.
I HAVE THE SAME SHOES OH MY GOD
cue Kelly….
THOSE SHOES ARE MINE BETCH
I wunna borro dem shus
I wunna borro dem shus
I wunna borro dem shus!!
Betch.
OMG I actually text message broke-up with someone over the weekend, then realized what I had done after – LMAO
Ma modurn lyf – let me sho yoo it!
Yoo ok stend? Nawt awn fyer?
Mai kitteh-kraydle…let me show u it.
OMYGosh!! Duz dis sub mitter be Po’zPplMa’s Neh-Feu?? If it iz…himz be da cherr-eef of Hallo Wein Townz… Armazin!!! Eben if not himz….
Po stil leiks da pic…
*Waves at da Cherr-eef!!
Tai shuz mai foots! U jes wants to eets mah shulaces.
Orinj kitteh: Whut happnd to teh mowsie I left in heer?
Tux kitteh: Yu spoze thatz why her-with-hands yelld and fell down?
Is that momma cat bein’ a lazy lump way off in the background thar?
your shoez is fashionablez (you bet!)
Silliest ting aout ICHC….? Mos peeps neva tawk bout teh Picture. Sum bunny say a ting bout teh Kittehs N eby bunny else iz off into nother place. Hee heee hehe. Whoo Hoo
Heh heh nao lets go joyriden wif his truk
Shhh. She asleeps – let’s ty shooz together.
*sniff* No, I think she ded.