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  1. Bannoch says:

    Dis not da sukshun ah wuz hopin fer.

  2. JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

    Kitteh furgotted to put awn teh chicken hed rubbar glub (wif drawing awn it).

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      ok – I sees we has nawt yet dun teh Danse of Joy fur Bannoch. Ummm – I don’t kwite no whut kind of danse wud bee propurrate (tho I’ll bet Teho cud maek sum “suggesthuns.

      But aye, bein a wyde ayed innocint and pyroor of hart, will put forth taht purrhaps teh “Chicken Dance” wud be just teh tikket. Teh wun wahr u flapz ur elbows, and wiggles up and down? (u cant AWL be to yung!

      So – ebberwun hoo knows it – cum wif mee. Ebberybuddy else just watch fur a minute and then join in. Is nawt hard.

      dada DADA dada DA!
      dada DADA dada DA!

      dada dada dada DA DA DA DA Daaaaa!

  3. ambercat says:

    Wornink:Tihs iz wut weel happen tu yu, eef yu luk at the cutee lolkitteh pics, withowt yur chik hed rubbah glub on!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      u know whut, ambercat? I has a sudden, feerce deezire to see a kitteh wearin a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawing awn it)!11!1!

      But – cud it bee dun. Whar is teh braev kitteh owner to tee teh furst to trai tihs potenshullee pullet surprise photo?

      • CrazyOldLady says:

        pullet surprise!! Bwhaahahahahhahh!! FTW Janet (agin!!)

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Thank u, COL. First – pullet surprise is nawt original wif mee – butt now aye can’t think hoo it wuz – just a couple of days ago.

          Next – when I wroted taht, I wuz just thinkin ov prize winning photo, taekn under extreemlee difficult circumstanses.

          Tehn – after aye posted it and saw “Pullet surprise” connected to “chikken hed rubber glub” – aye wuz awn teh floor! Aye reelee cracked maiself up!

          Wud bee purrfekt title fur teh photo . . .oh noes, I’m cracking maiself up agan, , , I’m skeering the kittehs. . .

          • dapanferkitteh says:

            ai am at da wurk. Ai am loling so muchez dat mai cow-orker jus kame inside da orfice ware ai sitz and wants to no WTF? So I showz him. Not so grate, ackshully. He don get it.

          • Jules says:

            Hi JCH4K,

            Pullet Surprise was mine – forget which pic it was a comment on. Do remember you laughing a lot tho. Maid me very happy to see that.

            I has five kittehs. I doant think any ov dem will let me turn dem into a “pullet suprise” tho! Their pointy ends, they will show me!

      • ambercat says:

        whareber tehy R tehy needz teh supa-strong glubs (four teh handees, not teh hed) to portect from menee, menee poyntee ends! Infact, bess maek it teh gawntlets, to go rite up teh armz!

        • Shera(kittehvet) says:

          Okay, i done did it.

          my clinic kitty hates me now.

          but the pic should be around soon

          • ambercat says:

            DOAN TRAI TIHS AT HOEM!!11!! Tihs iz job four porfeshunal vetinararararies or teh vet-teks ONLEEE! Wit teh full bodee armeh. (Drawings awn armeh opshunal)

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Oh Shera!! Mai hart’s desire. I is so exsayeted! Oh, wow. I cn hardlee wayte to see it! Thank u, o braev kitteh owner. Please to bee giving office kitteh extra snorgles frum mee.

            • Shera(kittehvet) says:

              It was not a great fit. It is just mostly over her ears, but you can tell I have dropped below her plane of existance.

              She is now cuddled up with my hubby in the comfy chair purring.

          • CrazyOldLady says:

            OMG….reelee??? I m waiting heer now wif a wurm on mai tongue (Baited Bref) for teh pikturz

        • bubbyscranky says:

          My Bubby’s vet needs teh padded gawntlets to gibs her her shots. She sez, DO NOT WANT very lowd and wif all her pointee ends. Also they needs 2 peeps to do dis. One to hold her down and one to do teh shots. Funee and scaree at teh same times.

      • conscious cat says:

        Heerz uh liddel numbrr u miet liek to see (warning: it may be a tad offensive)

        http://www.bp1.blogger.com/_48pIyTbrm4A/RxADEHTPRTI/AAAAAAAAAdU/_zii9xBQWG8/s1600-h/cock.jpg

    • dapanferkitteh says:

      wit da pikshur awn it!

      • Shera(kittehvet) says:

        has pic of exploding kitty head on it iwht line thru it

        I coudn inflate it tho, kitty’s head too small

  4. LifeLover says:

    i dun died and wents to heaben !!!!

  5. Teho says:

    feelz kinda gud tho…

  6. Mimi says:

    Eet is a brain eata and it be hungy

  7. pegataur says:

    How does Aye get mai kittehs to do dis?

    Vacuum kitteh fur off da kitteh? WANT!

    Vacuum ebryting else in da howse to remove kitteh fur? DO NOT WANT!!1!

    • Patrick says:

      It bee diffikult, speshly when teh kittehs is askeerd ov teh vacoom monstr. Dey tink teh vacoom monstr gon eet dem. Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom. Dat’s wut it sownd liek to teh kittehs.

      I had a goggie dat lurved teh vacoom. We had teh Shopvac 2 vacoom hol hows. He wuz elder goggie dat stayd n teh howse. Him lurvd teh vacoom. Himz ovar teh Brij nao.

    • IHaveFurryChildren says:

      Ownlee to hav it cuvvered n kitteh fur awl ober agin…

    • karen says:

      ownlee def kitteh let u do tihs.

    • JAJEH says:

      One mai kittehs laik be dusbustered, f nod 2 noisee.

    • B! says:

      I tink if yoo put da main vacyom part in a room neer da door, den put da hose fru, it will muffle da sown.

      But start wif jus da brush end an da hose wif no vakyoom, get kitteh likin da feel, an bein ok wif site uv dat part uv vakyoom. Den brush kitteh in wun room wif vakyoom runnin awf ion da uvver room. Go slow, but gradyoolee brush kitteh closer to da door, so sown gets lowder, but kitteh lurvin da brushin, shoodent care. Soon, mebbe a fyoo munths, yoo kin attach dat hose an vakyoom yoor kitteh!

      Mek shoor dat de ONLEE way kitteh gits da brushees, soon kitteh wants it!

      Ma Willem wuz brave bowt da vakyoom. I tink also dey see us pushin it, but to dem it looks liek we CHASIN it!! So derfoar it a bad ting. Plus, da low tones uv da vakyoom do sown liek ebil monter!

    • teenie says:

      U juss gotta getz a def kitteh. mah sistrz kitteh wen we wuz littl wuz def, en he LURVD teh vacyoom.

      Or u gotta getz a weerd goggie. I haz a weerd goggie dat wil follo teh vacyoom arownd until I stopz vacyoomin teh flor en vacyoom her insted. Goggie day spa wif massaje, she has it!

  8. sish says:

    Noooo! Kitteh wihtout brane will run aroun liek a chikin wihtout a hed, staer at fings dat are not tehre, attak inanymut objeks fer no reazin….

    Waitaminit…

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Haz enewun heer ever been chaseded bai a chicken wif no hed? I haz. Wuz terrifying – aye wuz awnlee 12 – and no matter whar i runned, dat chikken followed mee!

      Just wun ov mai menee stranj expereinces.

  9. keogh says:

    kitteh jus haz wyyd stance

  10. jim a says:

    Brain? Wot is brain?

  11. LifeLover says:

    Tha just be sukin out all the baaaad memries of that ugle couch pattern, it be all bettwr den

  12. Dani says:

    Hay!!! Hewmann!!! ju no can has mai felain intehlijense!!!! ju wann be kitteh? ju must be borned agen!!!

  13. keogh says:

    I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.

  14. LBeeeze says:

    Vulcan mynd meld ???

    I dont fink so !!!

  15. Jack Deth says:

    Muss beez kwyett, Hoal
    Howse Sistemm wayr Vakkyoom libbz
    nexxt 2 t3h furniss

    Sukkee fing feels gud
    awn bakk an sydez. Nawt so much
    awn floofee bellee

    Strypee Kitteh haz
    wyde Happee stanse. Sukkz up loose
    fur, but nawt dawrk strypz :-)

    Jack.

  16. KickahaOta says:

    Prudent safety tip:
    Get your liposuction from
    reputable doc.

  17. lynxany says:

    On serieous note … has ennyone seen B this morning? I think she may be neer the CA fires …. if she is neer pet shop she menshun in other thred. I hope I is mistaykn an she is far away frum dere!

    • Bannoch says:

      I don’t know, unfortunately.

      I have a buddy I graduated with living out in Santa Clarita–they were just evacuated last night. Thankfully, his home is safe (the fire is still in SC, but it’s moved past his neighborhood and burnt up all the potential fuel along the way). Hopefully many others will soon be able to say the same.

      Jus’ wun moar reezin Kaleefournya nice to veesit, but no is fer livin.

      • lynxany says:

        We haz frends staying with us who were vacuated from two difrent playces. Three famblys inclooding pets unner 1 roof is a bit crowded. My kittehs is cranky … thairs are scared and cranky. Goggees think it is big partee. Horsies don’t care as long as dey gets fed.

        • pegataur says:

          Horsies are liek dat. b4 Aye waz married, mai sissy adn Aye wood take turns feeding da horsies n da morning b4 skool. Had a song Aye used to sing:

          Horsies r calling, dey stand at de door.
          Kawling 4 yoo, kawling 4 yoo.
          Heer dem naying, yer servise implore . . .
          Horsis r kawling 4 yoo

          Kawling 4 yoo, kawling 4 yoo.
          Heer dem today, do not turn dem away
          Horsies are kawling 4 yoo.

          (Tune: Jesus is calling)

          • FloofyHat says:

            Luvs dis horsie song. Joo mus hav growed up in teh Babtis church liek me? Ah misses teh gud ol songs.

            • pegataur says:

              Nowt Babtist. Community uv Christ. We hab lots uv ol songs.

              Went to babtist skool mai 8th grade year. Wuz so conservative de Soutern Babtist Convention wuz too libral 4 dem. Pleh!

            • FloofyHat says:

              Yep. Teh baptiss is too conserv…consur..uptight for me naow. Pleh! sez me.

            • B! says:

              Aye a pagin, but I lurv dem owld sawngs! Full uv emoshun an joi, purtee an fun to sing!

              Still ok in SC? A noo fyr startid in Stevenson Ranch, iz liek 5 miles doo norf uv me, but blowin hard to da west. Just nao startin to smell burnin, but no smoke or ash – yet!

              Ma bruvver is in SD, just souf uf Poway. Hard to bleev, 250,000 peepull evact! Hole city! plus Ramona, ma fren hoo lost everting in fyr a fyoo yrs ago an wuz rebildin is still owt der. MUCH SKEEREE!!!

              Wurst ting bowt evac nao is ma snayk nawt fed yet, Ah’m owta snayk fud…. Ma keets R ok tho.

            • gascat says:

              mai sister has snayk, sebral stores attached, so yis I feelz for yu, snaykies be vurry demandin at tiems, (and yet, so kyoot)

            • teenie says:

              Wut ur snayk eetz, B!? I hopin it snayk-sawsijj, or at leest frozen/thawd fingz.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Oh, deer. Aye wuz a liddle worried, but nawt shur whar she lives. Now I am very worried. Aye just luvs B! and she haz trubbles enuf. . .

      Am watching the news nao – am veree, veree worried.

      • B! says:

        Aye ok, hubbee ok too. Berree skeeree heer!

        O poopee! Fyr at 118 an 5 fwys. Dat liek 10 miles as crow flies frum me…. Ackshoolee, da playc where dat truk tunnel crash wuz last week is bowt 3 miles frum ma hows.

        AQMD jus annownst to stay inside an nawt ecksersize…. too mush smokes everwhar!

        Tumorow sposta be 98 an beree windy :-( Horrid tiemz.

        Dey say LA has seesuns too:
        Flood, Fire, Erfkwayk, riots.

        If it oktobrr an der no erfkwayk, den we git fyrs…. I tink iz law….

        Dis map iz fairlee currint, veree good data for SoCal:
        http://fire.lacounty.gov/

        I gonna pack stuff later tonite, just to be reddee to fill ma car…. Hard to decide, we has menee collectibles an books and collectible books…. Moast importint iz da hows inshoorans paypurrs!!! An da identitee paypurss, marrij an birf an deff sirtifikits, passports, checkbooks, id cards….. den cloze an pets, den da stuff. Dis mite be reezun so menee Californyens own da SUV… put stuff in to run frum fyrs…. Hubbe on way home, he has da hatchbak….

        • LBeeeze says:

          oh, B,

          I juz red pittyp’s post (posted later than this one).

          I’m so scared for you guys.

          You know our thoughts are with you, pittyp, your famililes, and other loved ones.

          Take care and keep posting when you can.

          {{{{{hugs for you}}}}}

  18. Beanie says:

    This reminds me of the movie Body Bags, where Stacey Keach gets a hair transplant, but it turns out that it’s really alien parasites delving into his brain to take over his body and that’s how the aliens are going to take over the world! Mwa ha ha ha ha! Oh, and mai bruder’s kitteh likes 2 b vakyoomed…

  19. Nick says:

    Iz noez like flowbee harcut

  20. ophelia says:

    “We call it the Suk-Kut. As you can see, it sucks as it cuts.”

    “It certainly does suck.”

  21. dawn says:

    that is tooooooooo clever

  22. Rifty says:

    NOT TEH MYND PROBE!

  23. Heather says:

    Sylar has finished with humans…moves on to kittehs!

  24. Jennifffuurr says:

    Massage by Kirby
    eazes pain
    Hoover sux owt
    evil migraine
    Orek calms
    teh crumpled brain
    Eureka!
    Now I feelz like kitteh again!

  25. SarahD says:

    Watchu dunnot releyze is dat teh kitteh is ackshully being pored OWT of teh hoze. Iz lyk heeleeum tank.

    Need kittehs foar partees? Rent Kitteh-O-Maddick!

    (Disclamur: Kittehs mae nawt be returnd foar refund.)

  26. Bannoch says:

    Ob al teh days to ferget mah foyel hat.

  27. Romeow says:

    Aye fink mah kittehz wud liek dis,
    ifs I doan turns ets on!

  28. Jenny says:

    I r not froggee… i haz no frogn legz!!! no elekric cerebrektomy, perfessr!

  29. myfrisbee says:

    Dat hits teh spot…heeumn, you has new job.

  30. jon says:

    this face-lift, do not va-ant!

  31. Cottleston Pie says:

    O wal…is Munday…I is nawt uzing mai brane tudai ennyways…

  32. Josh says:

    Borg kitteh iz assimuleighted

  33. Bannoch says:

    After dis, ai can has kollajen plz?

  34. leaf says:

    Oh Sugar…das so nice…now jes a little hi-lights and I will put on my bling and go shopping.

  35. miss foots says:

    i cant eben git mah kitteh in teh saym rum as vacume kleener

  36. KittehLurve says:

    o o o o ok …a littel to da left plskthx. o o ya good hoomin. well trayned.

  37. cat_butt_squirrel_butt says:

    Dis look lyk it feels sooooooo gud!! I’m going owt rite naw 2 see if sumwon do it foar me (I lyv in Hollyweird, I’m shure I can fine sum won!) Den I’m gonna by moar Twix bars. Dey halped mayk mah dressis tite.

  38. Lala says:

    Dis haaaaappeeeee kitteh fayce mahk meh laff…

  39. catalogical humor says:

    I had a brane
    but you eated it

  40. trtskh says:

    it steelz harblz 2?

  41. Technex says:

    Anti-flea device.

    On.

  42. Lucy says:

    Youz no worry kitteh. We gotz new brane watin for uz. Waz a gift! Card say “Abi Somebody” Chew knowz abby?

  43. The Crapture says:

    Freed from teh teerany of his oan mind, Brain-sucked kitteh nao haz teh unkontroalabl urj to watch Faux Nooz channl and agree emfatikly wif teh gibbering hedz on hiz skreen

  44. Bombay says:

    i can has chicken dance?

    chicken-like dancing detected

    i has chicken dance

    noooo thay be stealin ma chicken dance! kthxbai

  45. Plobes says:

    lobotomakit
    iz lobotomyzid

  46. zooloo says:

    hahaha thatsa great catpicture :) FUN!

  47. B! says:

    Kitteh has bliss fays! Oooooaaaaaahhh!!!!

  48. Dexaan says:

    Dizpoze of teh indruderz or ur brain will be teh NEXT I eet!

  49. gascat says:

    akshooly mai granpurrents hab two kittehs hoo demand fud, they bes knon as “teh vacoom kleener brudders” une iz kirby an udder is hoover

  50. madeline says:

    iz liek teh suck cut!!

    *wayne’s world

  51. Nika says:

    Weel, yes. But yu still gots to hav teh chikkn danse.

  52. Nika says:

    Saem fing we do evry niet, Pinky. Twy to taek ovar teh wurld!!! *mien iz an evol laff*

  53. Nika says:

    HED-ON!

    • Nika says:

      Whoops! Dis supposed to be up under “Apply direktly 2 teh forehed! Apply direktly 2 teh forehed! Apply direktly 2 teh forehed!”
      Stoopy WordPress, rearrangin mai comments.

  54. Nika says:

    GAH! Stoopy comments. Not goin whar I posteded them.

  55. Patrick says:

    Ai sed ai wantd a botl n frunt ov me…not a frontl lobotamee!

  56. ElRhodeo says:

    Needz teh Offical Lolcat Font!

  57. Naivaklam says:

    Furst teh lolruses bukkit nao u b steelin mah brainz? DO NOT WANT!

  58. Kent says:

    I haz a brain?

  59. I_Am_Not_Here says:

    I wish my cat would sit still for this, as it seems like a good way to get rid of shed fur – he’s a big medium-hair, 19#, about 3 1/2 feet nose to tail tip – but the vacuum is about the only thing I’ve noticed of which he is absolutely terrified. When I run the vacuum, he runs to the top of his ‘cat tower’ and doesn’t come down until I’ve put the vacuum away.

    Have any of you folks ‘vacuum-trained’ a cat? Any helpful safety tips on the process?

  60. cheezburgler says:

    applai direktlee tu cathead

  61. Norwegian says:

    Confushun! Cnt find aot where mah brain are!

  62. D.R. says:

    Supr-Kleen 4000

    Now with kitteh-ready attachment

    For those days when you don’t have time to take Fluffy to the groomers

  63. Patrick says:

    Braynwashin didnt wurk on kitteh…so we tryz teh braynvacoomin

  64. Christian Felts says:

    I iz not a dust ball u @$$

  65. Sage Elf says:

    BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  66. Rachael says:

    IT’S SUCKING MY WILL TO LIIIIIIIVE!!! GET THIS THING OFF MY MELON MAN!

  67. tim Swyzen says:

    P0E THING!!! MEANIES!!!! I H8′S U’S!!!!!

  68. Celing Cat says:

    por kitteh…

  69. Miroku says:

    The cat seems to be enjoying it.



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