Noooo they be stealin’ mah brain!!!!
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Dis not da sukshun ah wuz hopin fer.
what wer u hopin fur?
get ur brayn bak in teh guttr wher it blongz.
2 lawte i alrdy has da ded
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!11!!1!
I guesses those brain suckers be starvin!
Bad ZootBannoch! Dirteh nawteh ZootBannoch!
We wubs j00 eniwaiz!
Aye kin has spankeen?
LOL jus a littl peril?
In SCA, ma frens an Aye mayd a howshold. We Hows Anthrax. In SCA, at larj event, ef yoo lost an needa find yoor famblee, yoo call de hows call an dey ansur, den yoo kin find yoor frenz.
Fur Hows Anthrax, de call iz “Peril!” We even yooz it in de stor, beree effectiv!
oh, B! Thar u is. We wuz awl worried u mite be near the fyer. R u saife?
Letz juzt hope he can has saftey, Do not want firzt lettah ov ma naem gon.
Ai memberz teh SCA! Mom wuz teh membr n mid 90z. Her n her frenz wuz bellidanz gild. Her naym wuz Sadira. Fink der hows wuz teh Zarafat or sumtink liek dat. Wuz sum Arabik naym. Der call wuz teh lalalalalalalalalalalala u heer dem middleastrnrs do.
lol wat
Wares teh dants? * Luks arown butt not fines! *
*Dus firstee dants fur Bannoch*
Yay!
I not get dis until today.
I bee tinkin mai own brain gotted sucked owt loooong time ago!!
Kitteh furgotted to put awn teh chicken hed rubbar glub (wif drawing awn it).
ok - I sees we has nawt yet dun teh Danse of Joy fur Bannoch. Ummm - I don’t kwite no whut kind of danse wud bee propurrate (tho I’ll bet Teho cud maek sum “suggesthuns.
But aye, bein a wyde ayed innocint and pyroor of hart, will put forth taht purrhaps teh “Chicken Dance” wud be just teh tikket. Teh wun wahr u flapz ur elbows, and wiggles up and down? (u cant AWL be to yung!
So - ebberwun hoo knows it - cum wif mee. Ebberybuddy else just watch fur a minute and then join in. Is nawt hard.
dada DADA dada DA!
dada DADA dada DA!
dada dada dada DA DA DA DA Daaaaa!
da funky chikn!
* wiggle wiggle flap flap*
*kolapeses n a pile ov giggels*
*wigglez butt, flaps arms, claps hands*
I lurve Oktobr fest!
No Oktobr fest is compleet withawt the chicken dance!
i awlys thot dat wuz moar bowt big pretsulz, funey pants, an beer beer beer.
*Joins in the chkn dans, fitz o gigglz, funnee pantz, and abstains from da beer beer beer caus she’s at woik*
*purrs merrily*
Oh yahs tank ju bery bery mush Janet. Nao I hav dat in mai hed all dai. An I also has rememembery of mai mudda doin teh dans - oh teh trauma.
Oh, SJ - taht is FUNNEE!!! How old wuz u when she did that? LOL, LOl, LOL
i’m bak heer lukin fur sumthing - I find it amayzing how much moar happens when u thot everybuddy wuz dun!
Wornink:Tihs iz wut weel happen tu yu, eef yu luk at the cutee lolkitteh pics, withowt yur chik hed rubbah glub on!
jinx?
Aye wud say “yes.”
I can has grate mined, tinking alyk?
Grate minds, we has tehm!
u know whut, ambercat? I has a sudden, feerce deezire to see a kitteh wearin a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawing awn it)!11!1!
But - cud it bee dun. Whar is teh braev kitteh owner to tee teh furst to trai tihs potenshullee pullet surprise photo?
pullet surprise!! Bwhaahahahahhahh!! FTW Janet (agin!!)
Thank u, COL. First - pullet surprise is nawt original wif mee - butt now aye can’t think hoo it wuz - just a couple of days ago.
Next - when I wroted taht, I wuz just thinkin ov prize winning photo, taekn under extreemlee difficult circumstanses.
Tehn - after aye posted it and saw “Pullet surprise” connected to “chikken hed rubber glub” - aye wuz awn teh floor! Aye reelee cracked maiself up!
Wud bee purrfekt title fur teh photo . . .oh noes, I’m cracking maiself up agan, , , I’m skeering the kittehs. . .
ai am at da wurk. Ai am loling so muchez dat mai cow-orker jus kame inside da orfice ware ai sitz and wants to no WTF? So I showz him. Not so grate, ackshully. He don get it.
hardd it iz 2 sore wif teh eeglz wehn u werk wif teh turrkees.
Naaa, iz better to crawl wif da weezuls, dey dun git sukt into jet enjins!
aww you beetsded me!
no fair, hmph
(nah, jus kiddin)
Hi JCH4K,
Pullet Surprise was mine - forget which pic it was a comment on. Do remember you laughing a lot tho. Maid me very happy to see that.
I has five kittehs. I doant think any ov dem will let me turn dem into a “pullet suprise” tho! Their pointy ends, they will show me!
Jules, props to yu! I hadn’t had teh time to do katchup wif teh weekend postingz…sorree! I t jus give me a perfik mental image….!!! Kin of like when someone said ” Oh, the huge manatee!”
I kin has fotoshawp?
whareber tehy R tehy needz teh supa-strong glubs (four teh handees, not teh hed) to portect from menee, menee poyntee ends! Infact, bess maek it teh gawntlets, to go rite up teh armz!
Okay, i done did it.
my clinic kitty hates me now.
but the pic should be around soon
DOAN TRAI TIHS AT HOEM!!11!! Tihs iz job four porfeshunal vetinararararies or teh vet-teks ONLEEE! Wit teh full bodee armeh. (Drawings awn armeh opshunal)
Oh Shera!! Mai hart’s desire. I is so exsayeted! Oh, wow. I cn hardlee wayte to see it! Thank u, o braev kitteh owner. Please to bee giving office kitteh extra snorgles frum mee.
It was not a great fit. It is just mostly over her ears, but you can tell I have dropped below her plane of existance.
She is now cuddled up with my hubby in the comfy chair purring.
OMG….reelee??? I m waiting heer now wif a wurm on mai tongue (Baited Bref) for teh pikturz
My Bubby’s vet needs teh padded gawntlets to gibs her her shots. She sez, DO NOT WANT very lowd and wif all her pointee ends. Also they needs 2 peeps to do dis. One to hold her down and one to do teh shots. Funee and scaree at teh same times.
Heerz uh liddel numbrr u miet liek to see (warning: it may be a tad offensive)
http://www.bp1.blogger.com/_48pIyTbrm4A/RxADEHTPRTI/AAAAAAAAAdU/_zii9xBQWG8/s1600-h/cock.jpg
HMMM having a problem with linky will try another one
it only works if you copy the above link, take out the www part and put in http:// instead. =)
wit da pikshur awn it!
has pic of exploding kitty head on it iwht line thru it
I coudn inflate it tho, kitty’s head too small
i dun died and wents to heaben !!!!
feelz kinda gud tho…
Mah lol-dobie lurves teh vakyoom lyk dat. Vakyoomin much ash wif teh Sandy Eggo fyres. Do not want!
Eet is a brain eata and it be hungy
How does Aye get mai kittehs to do dis?
Vacuum kitteh fur off da kitteh? WANT!
Vacuum ebryting else in da howse to remove kitteh fur? DO NOT WANT!!1!
It bee diffikult, speshly when teh kittehs is askeerd ov teh vacoom monstr. Dey tink teh vacoom monstr gon eet dem. Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom. Dat’s wut it sownd liek to teh kittehs.
I had a goggie dat lurved teh vacoom. We had teh Shopvac 2 vacoom hol hows. He wuz elder goggie dat stayd n teh howse. Him lurvd teh vacoom. Himz ovar teh Brij nao.
Vacoom monstr! WTF!!!1!!! so much awsumm!!
Vacoom es feline specific transdimentional portal.
Earthworm Jim taught me taht
I had a collie when I waz in hai skul who lurvd teh vacoom. Cleenin ladee com and collie get in wey until get vacoomed. Was sweet goggie, veree smart. Miss her. But I can has kitteh now so is okee.
Ownlee to hav it cuvvered n kitteh fur awl ober agin…
ownlee def kitteh let u do tihs.
One mai kittehs laik be dusbustered, f nod 2 noisee.
I tink if yoo put da main vacyom part in a room neer da door, den put da hose fru, it will muffle da sown.
But start wif jus da brush end an da hose wif no vakyoom, get kitteh likin da feel, an bein ok wif site uv dat part uv vakyoom. Den brush kitteh in wun room wif vakyoom runnin awf ion da uvver room. Go slow, but gradyoolee brush kitteh closer to da door, so sown gets lowder, but kitteh lurvin da brushin, shoodent care. Soon, mebbe a fyoo munths, yoo kin attach dat hose an vakyoom yoor kitteh!
Mek shoor dat de ONLEE way kitteh gits da brushees, soon kitteh wants it!
Ma Willem wuz brave bowt da vakyoom. I tink also dey see us pushin it, but to dem it looks liek we CHASIN it!! So derfoar it a bad ting. Plus, da low tones uv da vakyoom do sown liek ebil monter!