Noooo they be stealin’ mah brain!!!!
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Dis not da sukshun ah wuz hopin fer.
what wer u hopin fur?
get ur brayn bak in teh guttr wher it blongz.
2 lawte i alrdy has da ded
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!11!!1!
I guesses those brain suckers be starvin!
Bad ZootBannoch! Dirteh nawteh ZootBannoch!
We wubs j00 eniwaiz!
Aye kin has spankeen?
LOL jus a littl peril?
In SCA, ma frens an Aye mayd a howshold. We Hows Anthrax. In SCA, at larj event, ef yoo lost an needa find yoor famblee, yoo call de hows call an dey ansur, den yoo kin find yoor frenz.
Fur Hows Anthrax, de call iz “Peril!” We even yooz it in de stor, beree effectiv!
oh, B! Thar u is. We wuz awl worried u mite be near the fyer. R u saife?
Letz juzt hope he can has saftey, Do not want firzt lettah ov ma naem gon.
Ai memberz teh SCA! Mom wuz teh membr n mid 90z. Her n her frenz wuz bellidanz gild. Her naym wuz Sadira. Fink der hows wuz teh Zarafat or sumtink liek dat. Wuz sum Arabik naym. Der call wuz teh lalalalalalalalalalalala u heer dem middleastrnrs do.
lol wat
Wares teh dants? * Luks arown butt not fines! *
*Dus firstee dants fur Bannoch*
Yay!
I not get dis until today.
I bee tinkin mai own brain gotted sucked owt loooong time ago!!
Kitteh furgotted to put awn teh chicken hed rubbar glub (wif drawing awn it).
ok – I sees we has nawt yet dun teh Danse of Joy fur Bannoch. Ummm – I don’t kwite no whut kind of danse wud bee propurrate (tho I’ll bet Teho cud maek sum “suggesthuns.
But aye, bein a wyde ayed innocint and pyroor of hart, will put forth taht purrhaps teh “Chicken Dance” wud be just teh tikket. Teh wun wahr u flapz ur elbows, and wiggles up and down? (u cant AWL be to yung!
So – ebberwun hoo knows it – cum wif mee. Ebberybuddy else just watch fur a minute and then join in. Is nawt hard.
dada DADA dada DA!
dada DADA dada DA!
dada dada dada DA DA DA DA Daaaaa!
da funky chikn!
* wiggle wiggle flap flap*
*kolapeses n a pile ov giggels*
*wigglez butt, flaps arms, claps hands*
I lurve Oktobr fest!
No Oktobr fest is compleet withawt the chicken dance!
i awlys thot dat wuz moar bowt big pretsulz, funey pants, an beer beer beer.
*Joins in the chkn dans, fitz o gigglz, funnee pantz, and abstains from da beer beer beer caus she’s at woik*
*purrs merrily*
Oh yahs tank ju bery bery mush Janet. Nao I hav dat in mai hed all dai. An I also has rememembery of mai mudda doin teh dans – oh teh trauma.
Oh, SJ – taht is FUNNEE!!! How old wuz u when she did that? LOL, LOl, LOL
i’m bak heer lukin fur sumthing – I find it amayzing how much moar happens when u thot everybuddy wuz dun!
Wornink:Tihs iz wut weel happen tu yu, eef yu luk at the cutee lolkitteh pics, withowt yur chik hed rubbah glub on!
jinx?
Aye wud say “yes.”
I can has grate mined, tinking alyk?
Grate minds, we has tehm!
u know whut, ambercat? I has a sudden, feerce deezire to see a kitteh wearin a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawing awn it)!11!1!
But – cud it bee dun. Whar is teh braev kitteh owner to tee teh furst to trai tihs potenshullee pullet surprise photo?
pullet surprise!! Bwhaahahahahhahh!! FTW Janet (agin!!)
Thank u, COL. First – pullet surprise is nawt original wif mee – butt now aye can’t think hoo it wuz – just a couple of days ago.
Next – when I wroted taht, I wuz just thinkin ov prize winning photo, taekn under extreemlee difficult circumstanses.
Tehn – after aye posted it and saw “Pullet surprise” connected to “chikken hed rubber glub” – aye wuz awn teh floor! Aye reelee cracked maiself up!
Wud bee purrfekt title fur teh photo . . .oh noes, I’m cracking maiself up agan, , , I’m skeering the kittehs. . .
ai am at da wurk. Ai am loling so muchez dat mai cow-orker jus kame inside da orfice ware ai sitz and wants to no WTF? So I showz him. Not so grate, ackshully. He don get it.
hardd it iz 2 sore wif teh eeglz wehn u werk wif teh turrkees.
Naaa, iz better to crawl wif da weezuls, dey dun git sukt into jet enjins!
aww you beetsded me!
no fair, hmph
(nah, jus kiddin)
Hi JCH4K,
Pullet Surprise was mine – forget which pic it was a comment on. Do remember you laughing a lot tho. Maid me very happy to see that.
I has five kittehs. I doant think any ov dem will let me turn dem into a “pullet suprise” tho! Their pointy ends, they will show me!
Jules, props to yu! I hadn’t had teh time to do katchup wif teh weekend postingz…sorree! I t jus give me a perfik mental image….!!! Kin of like when someone said ” Oh, the huge manatee!”
I kin has fotoshawp?
whareber tehy R tehy needz teh supa-strong glubs (four teh handees, not teh hed) to portect from menee, menee poyntee ends! Infact, bess maek it teh gawntlets, to go rite up teh armz!
Okay, i done did it.
my clinic kitty hates me now.
but the pic should be around soon
DOAN TRAI TIHS AT HOEM!!11!! Tihs iz job four porfeshunal vetinararararies or teh vet-teks ONLEEE! Wit teh full bodee armeh. (Drawings awn armeh opshunal)
Oh Shera!! Mai hart’s desire. I is so exsayeted! Oh, wow. I cn hardlee wayte to see it! Thank u, o braev kitteh owner. Please to bee giving office kitteh extra snorgles frum mee.
It was not a great fit. It is just mostly over her ears, but you can tell I have dropped below her plane of existance.
She is now cuddled up with my hubby in the comfy chair purring.
OMG….reelee??? I m waiting heer now wif a wurm on mai tongue (Baited Bref) for teh pikturz
My Bubby’s vet needs teh padded gawntlets to gibs her her shots. She sez, DO NOT WANT very lowd and wif all her pointee ends. Also they needs 2 peeps to do dis. One to hold her down and one to do teh shots. Funee and scaree at teh same times.
Heerz uh liddel numbrr u miet liek to see (warning: it may be a tad offensive)
http://www.bp1.blogger.com/_48pIyTbrm4A/RxADEHTPRTI/AAAAAAAAAdU/_zii9xBQWG8/s1600-h/cock.jpg
HMMM having a problem with linky will try another one
it only works if you copy the above link, take out the www part and put in http:// instead. =)
wit da pikshur awn it!
has pic of exploding kitty head on it iwht line thru it
I coudn inflate it tho, kitty’s head too small
i dun died and wents to heaben !!!!
feelz kinda gud tho…
Mah lol-dobie lurves teh vakyoom lyk dat. Vakyoomin much ash wif teh Sandy Eggo fyres. Do not want!
Eet is a brain eata and it be hungy
How does Aye get mai kittehs to do dis?
Vacuum kitteh fur off da kitteh? WANT!
Vacuum ebryting else in da howse to remove kitteh fur? DO NOT WANT!!1!
It bee diffikult, speshly when teh kittehs is askeerd ov teh vacoom monstr. Dey tink teh vacoom monstr gon eet dem. Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom. Dat’s wut it sownd liek to teh kittehs.
I had a goggie dat lurved teh vacoom. We had teh Shopvac 2 vacoom hol hows. He wuz elder goggie dat stayd n teh howse. Him lurvd teh vacoom. Himz ovar teh Brij nao.
Vacoom monstr! WTF!!!1!!! so much awsumm!!
Vacoom es feline specific transdimentional portal.
Earthworm Jim taught me taht
I had a collie when I waz in hai skul who lurvd teh vacoom. Cleenin ladee com and collie get in wey until get vacoomed. Was sweet goggie, veree smart. Miss her. But I can has kitteh now so is okee.
Ownlee to hav it cuvvered n kitteh fur awl ober agin…
ownlee def kitteh let u do tihs.
One mai kittehs laik be dusbustered, f nod 2 noisee.
I tink if yoo put da main vacyom part in a room neer da door, den put da hose fru, it will muffle da sown.
But start wif jus da brush end an da hose wif no vakyoom, get kitteh likin da feel, an bein ok wif site uv dat part uv vakyoom. Den brush kitteh in wun room wif vakyoom runnin awf ion da uvver room. Go slow, but gradyoolee brush kitteh closer to da door, so sown gets lowder, but kitteh lurvin da brushin, shoodent care. Soon, mebbe a fyoo munths, yoo kin attach dat hose an vakyoom yoor kitteh!
Mek shoor dat de ONLEE way kitteh gits da brushees, soon kitteh wants it!
Ma Willem wuz brave bowt da vakyoom. I tink also dey see us pushin it, but to dem it looks liek we CHASIN it!! So derfoar it a bad ting. Plus, da low tones uv da vakyoom do sown liek ebil monter!
U juss gotta getz a def kitteh. mah sistrz kitteh wen we wuz littl wuz def, en he LURVD teh vacyoom.
Or u gotta getz a weerd goggie. I haz a weerd goggie dat wil follo teh vacyoom arownd until I stopz vacyoomin teh flor en vacyoom her insted. Goggie day spa wif massaje, she has it!
Noooo! Kitteh wihtout brane will run aroun liek a chikin wihtout a hed, staer at fings dat are not tehre, attak inanymut objeks fer no reazin….
Waitaminit…
Haz enewun heer ever been chaseded bai a chicken wif no hed? I haz. Wuz terrifying – aye wuz awnlee 12 – and no matter whar i runned, dat chikken followed mee!
Just wun ov mai menee stranj expereinces.
eeww!!!!!1!
omg r u seerius? i wudda cryed and cryed and cryed! ded stuff scurrs me.
Mebee chickee felted teh saem wai wen bein chaseded wif a kleever?
Ob corse, teh hed waz stilz on teh hoomin.
Sew mebee nawt zactly teh saem.
Ifs eye b chaseded liek joo – eye stilz b habin nitymares!
Do Not Want!
ptsd……u has it
O DA TRAWMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wood be moar skeerd uv chikkins dan I am alreddee!
Hmm, nawt chikkins, but I do git chayst by mareeahchee bands a lot. Dey skeer me too….
kitteh jus haz wyyd stance
Brain? Wot is brain?
WELEASE BWAIN!
Not Wudolf teh Wednoz Waindeer?
Adn where iz Pinky?
Wat we do tonite, Bwain?
saem fing we do evre nite Pinky….
Yah! ai wuz jus tinkin dat teh kapshun ryter purson asoomded dat kittehs hav brayns to steel in teh furst playse. mebbe sum doo. mynz dunt.
Tha just be sukin out all the baaaad memries of that ugle couch pattern, it be all bettwr den
Bwahahahah!
Hay!!! Hewmann!!! ju no can has mai felain intehlijense!!!! ju wann be kitteh? ju must be borned agen!!!
bornd agin kittehs? Naow thatz a religion…
I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
Pinky and the Brain reference FTW!
I think so Brain, but who would want to Pierce Brosnan?
Jack.
I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
I think so Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour of the night?
I can has pop-cultur refrenses?
I think so Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking, what would the kids look like?
i think so Brain, but how would we get the peanut butter off of the ceiling?
I don’t know, Brain, if we get Sam Spade, we won’t have any puppies!
NOFF!!
I think so Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants in my size?
I think so Brain, but where are we gonna find lederhosen at a time like this?
I think so Brain, but this time you wear the dress.
Vulcan mynd meld ???
I dont fink so !!!
Muss beez kwyett, Hoal
Howse Sistemm wayr Vakkyoom libbz
nexxt 2 t3h furniss
Sukkee fing feels gud
awn bakk an sydez. Nawt so much
awn floofee bellee
Strypee Kitteh haz
wyde Happee stanse. Sukkz up loose
fur, but nawt dawrk strypz
Jack.
Jack – u SOOOO clever. U has shirley fowned the sekrit.
Altugethr nao – Don’t call me Shirley!!!
Aye kin heer teh chorus now!
and ai nebvber joke !
tis remins me ob teh I dream of Jeannie theme, wen jeaannie is sucked up into her boddul
An DO NAWT DO TIHS AT HOME. Srsly, ai noze it sowns laik jus a bit of phun, but is bery bery danjrus ifn u is nawt professhnul genie.
Nao yoo tells me. I borkt ma fayvrit bawtl!
B! ju shud noze bai nao – du nawt atemp N E Ting witowt consultin legul prufesshunul first. Literally gazillions ob stoopie I meen innosint peeps is howwibly insured ebery dai by doin what ju or ai wud tink were perfekly sensibul tings – gettin teh cat tu draiv teh car, runnin with sissors, makin small noocleer wepuns in teh spair bedroom – because NOBUDDY TOLE TEHM what cud happn.
Nao, plz change owt of taht belly dansin outfit an cum help me juggl wit porkypinez.
Prudent safety tip:
Get your liposuction from
reputable doc.
Nobodee call meh “fat-hed” ne moar!!!
THIS made me chuckle
On serieous note … has ennyone seen B this morning? I think she may be neer the CA fires …. if she is neer pet shop she menshun in other thred. I hope I is mistaykn an she is far away frum dere!
I don’t know, unfortunately.
I have a buddy I graduated with living out in Santa Clarita–they were just evacuated last night. Thankfully, his home is safe (the fire is still in SC, but it’s moved past his neighborhood and burnt up all the potential fuel along the way). Hopefully many others will soon be able to say the same.
Jus’ wun moar reezin Kaleefournya nice to veesit, but no is fer livin.
We haz frends staying with us who were vacuated from two difrent playces. Three famblys inclooding pets unner 1 roof is a bit crowded. My kittehs is cranky … thairs are scared and cranky. Goggees think it is big partee. Horsies don’t care as long as dey gets fed.
Horsies are liek dat. b4 Aye waz married, mai sissy adn Aye wood take turns feeding da horsies n da morning b4 skool. Had a song Aye used to sing:
Horsies r calling, dey stand at de door.
Kawling 4 yoo, kawling 4 yoo.
Heer dem naying, yer servise implore . . .
Horsis r kawling 4 yoo
Kawling 4 yoo, kawling 4 yoo.
Heer dem today, do not turn dem away
Horsies are kawling 4 yoo.
(Tune: Jesus is calling)
Luvs dis horsie song. Joo mus hav growed up in teh Babtis church liek me? Ah misses teh gud ol songs.
Nowt Babtist. Community uv Christ. We hab lots uv ol songs.
Went to babtist skool mai 8th grade year. Wuz so conservative de Soutern Babtist Convention wuz too libral 4 dem. Pleh!
Yep. Teh baptiss is too conserv…consur..uptight for me naow. Pleh! sez me.
Aye a pagin, but I lurv dem owld sawngs! Full uv emoshun an joi, purtee an fun to sing!
Still ok in SC? A noo fyr startid in Stevenson Ranch, iz liek 5 miles doo norf uv me, but blowin hard to da west. Just nao startin to smell burnin, but no smoke or ash – yet!
Ma bruvver is in SD, just souf uf Poway. Hard to bleev, 250,000 peepull evact! Hole city! plus Ramona, ma fren hoo lost everting in fyr a fyoo yrs ago an wuz rebildin is still owt der. MUCH SKEEREE!!!
Wurst ting bowt evac nao is ma snayk nawt fed yet, Ah’m owta snayk fud…. Ma keets R ok tho.
mai sister has snayk, sebral stores attached, so yis I feelz for yu, snaykies be vurry demandin at tiems, (and yet, so kyoot)
Wut ur snayk eetz, B!? I hopin it snayk-sawsijj, or at leest frozen/thawd fingz.
Oh, deer. Aye wuz a liddle worried, but nawt shur whar she lives. Now I am very worried. Aye just luvs B! and she haz trubbles enuf. . .
Am watching the news nao – am veree, veree worried.
Aye ok, hubbee ok too. Berree skeeree heer!
O poopee! Fyr at 118 an 5 fwys. Dat liek 10 miles as crow flies frum me…. Ackshoolee, da playc where dat truk tunnel crash wuz last week is bowt 3 miles frum ma hows.
AQMD jus annownst to stay inside an nawt ecksersize…. too mush smokes everwhar!
Tumorow sposta be 98 an beree windy
Horrid tiemz.
Dey say LA has seesuns too:
Flood, Fire, Erfkwayk, riots.
If it oktobrr an der no erfkwayk, den we git fyrs…. I tink iz law….
Dis map iz fairlee currint, veree good data for SoCal:
http://fire.lacounty.gov/
I gonna pack stuff later tonite, just to be reddee to fill ma car…. Hard to decide, we has menee collectibles an books and collectible books…. Moast importint iz da hows inshoorans paypurrs!!! An da identitee paypurss, marrij an birf an deff sirtifikits, passports, checkbooks, id cards….. den cloze an pets, den da stuff. Dis mite be reezun so menee Californyens own da SUV… put stuff in to run frum fyrs…. Hubbe on way home, he has da hatchbak….
oh, B,
I juz red pittyp’s post (posted later than this one).
I’m so scared for you guys.
You know our thoughts are with you, pittyp, your famililes, and other loved ones.
Take care and keep posting when you can.
{{{{{hugs for you}}}}}
This reminds me of the movie Body Bags, where Stacey Keach gets a hair transplant, but it turns out that it’s really alien parasites delving into his brain to take over his body and that’s how the aliens are going to take over the world! Mwa ha ha ha ha! Oh, and mai bruder’s kitteh likes 2 b vakyoomed…
Iz noez like flowbee harcut
“We call it the Suk-Kut. As you can see, it sucks as it cuts.”
“It certainly does suck.”
Forgot to add,
“It’s sucking my will to liiiive…”
wayne’s world FTW
that is tooooooooo clever
NOT TEH MYND PROBE!
Sylar has finished with humans…moves on to kittehs!
Heroes ref FTW!
Massage by Kirby
eazes pain
Hoover sux owt
evil migraine
Orek calms
teh crumpled brain
Eureka!
Now I feelz like kitteh again!
Jennifffurr – u iz REELEE gud!
Ai wish Ai cud sux out teh migrayns lyk taht! Gon in 3 minnits, sted of 3 dais – brayn payn huvveh, WANT!
U iz teh brill-yunt.
Eggsacklee! N so poetical! Kitteh LUVS dis – is brane Massage – c hau happee he is? Dozn taik oud branes – id maiks em work bedder!
Oh Hai, bai da way, accedents hawppen when bwain massage takes place, kthxbai
DO NOT WANT!!1 ME NO WANT TO LOSE FUNNEH MIGRAINE!!11!
Applie direkly 2 de forhed, applie direkly 2 d forhed, applie direkly 2 de forhed…..
Watchu dunnot releyze is dat teh kitteh is ackshully being pored OWT of teh hoze. Iz lyk heeleeum tank.
Need kittehs foar partees? Rent Kitteh-O-Maddick!
(Disclamur: Kittehs mae nawt be returnd foar refund.)
LOL – luv it! Duu kittehs caum oud in diffnt colors?
Ob al teh days to ferget mah foyel hat.
ai LUB teht ……..snorkles…..foil hat……tee hee
the SECOND time u makin me laff!
Lily Tomlin ref FTW!!1!!
Aye fink mah kittehz wud liek dis,
ifs I doan turns ets on!
I r not froggee… i haz no frogn legz!!! no elekric cerebrektomy, perfessr!
Muppets FTW!
luvs teh part were mel brooks is lickin teh cerebrektomy masheen. They jus downt make kidz moovees teh way they uzed too….
Dat hits teh spot…heeumn, you has new job.
this face-lift, do not va-ant!
Cat-like Face-lift Detected…OH NOES!!1!
O wal…is Munday…I is nawt uzing mai brane tudai ennyways…
Borg kitteh iz assimuleighted
After dis, ai can has kollajen plz?
Oh Sugar…das so nice…now jes a little hi-lights and I will put on my bling and go shopping.
i cant eben git mah kitteh in teh saym rum as vacume kleener
o o o o ok …a littel to da left plskthx. o o ya good hoomin. well trayned.
Dis look lyk it feels sooooooo gud!! I’m going owt rite naw 2 see if sumwon do it foar me (I lyv in Hollyweird, I’m shure I can fine sum won!) Den I’m gonna by moar Twix bars. Dey halped mayk mah dressis tite.
Dis haaaaappeeeee kitteh fayce mahk meh laff…
if ohnoescat iz happy…whye iz da bwain sukker sukkin hiz bwain??
Didjoo evar notis taht teh peepuls wihtout branes ar alwayz happee?
yah, taht iz wy zombez ar alwayz happie
i can has da dead?
aktchully sumtimez they be reblikanz..
(jk — sum uv mai bestes frenz ar replikanz . srsly)
I had a brane
but you eated it
it steelz harblz 2?
Anti-flea device.
On.
Youz no worry kitteh. We gotz new brane watin for uz. Waz a gift! Card say “Abi Somebody” Chew knowz abby?
Freed from teh teerany of his oan mind, Brain-sucked kitteh nao haz teh unkontroalabl urj to watch Faux Nooz channl and agree emfatikly wif teh gibbering hedz on hiz skreen
*snerk* Amurka iz da smrt!
Brayn-sukd kitteh still smrtr den unohoo…himz can b teh poli…pola…poluh…elektd purrson? Himz moar inteluhjent den mos candydatez.
i can has chicken dance?
chicken-like dancing detected
i has chicken dance
noooo thay be stealin ma chicken dance! kthxbai
lobotomakit
iz lobotomyzid
hahaha thatsa great catpicture
FUN!
Kitteh has bliss fays! Oooooaaaaaahhh!!!!
Dizpoze of teh indruderz or ur brain will be teh NEXT I eet!
akshooly mai granpurrents hab two kittehs hoo demand fud, they bes knon as “teh vacoom kleener brudders” une iz kirby an udder is hoover
iz liek teh suck cut!!
*wayne’s world
Weel, yes. But yu still gots to hav teh chikkn danse.
Saem fing we do evry niet, Pinky. Twy to taek ovar teh wurld!!! *mien iz an evol laff*
Stoopy comment. WordPress be aktin up evry tiem I tries to post sumting.
HED-ON!
Whoops! Dis supposed to be up under “Apply direktly 2 teh forehed! Apply direktly 2 teh forehed! Apply direktly 2 teh forehed!”
Stoopy WordPress, rearrangin mai comments.
GAH! Stoopy comments. Not goin whar I posteded them.
Tank gourd, I thawt it was juss me. Halp! Halp! ICHC is borked!!! OH NOES.
Ai sed ai wantd a botl n frunt ov me…not a frontl lobotamee!
Needz teh Offical Lolcat Font!
Furst teh lolruses bukkit nao u b steelin mah brainz? DO NOT WANT!
I haz a brain?
I wish my cat would sit still for this, as it seems like a good way to get rid of shed fur – he’s a big medium-hair, 19#, about 3 1/2 feet nose to tail tip – but the vacuum is about the only thing I’ve noticed of which he is absolutely terrified. When I run the vacuum, he runs to the top of his ‘cat tower’ and doesn’t come down until I’ve put the vacuum away.
Have any of you folks ‘vacuum-trained’ a cat? Any helpful safety tips on the process?
applai direktlee tu cathead
Confushun! Cnt find aot where mah brain are!
Supr-Kleen 4000
Now with kitteh-ready attachment
For those days when you don’t have time to take Fluffy to the groomers
Braynwashin didnt wurk on kitteh…so we tryz teh braynvacoomin
I iz not a dust ball u @$$
BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S SUCKING MY WILL TO LIIIIIIIVE!!! GET THIS THING OFF MY MELON MAN!
P0E THING!!! MEANIES!!!! I H8′S U’S!!!!!
por kitteh…
The cat seems to be enjoying it.