My duhpreshun
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Uh, maybes u need teh coffees?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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oh sad flavour kitteh.
let me be first to console you.
sun still shines above ur clowds, ok?
kiss.
[lets it pass]
*fawls into coma shok*
/pweeze too bee forgibbun poorly timed use of coma comment.
//jus red post by Gayla furter down teh thred.
///happy news frum Gayla breengs me owt and I duz happy furstee dantz fur i phi!!!
wut ar feets foar, if not fr stikkin in mowfs?
lolz.
mebe “I can has SSRI plz? kthx”
aww poor depreshed kitteh
Lemme sing u a song, K
U R mai tuntine
Mai onlee tuntine
U mayk mee haaapeee
wen kies r gray
u nebber no deeeer
hau mush I luv uuuuuuu
so pleez dontayk
mai tuntine awaaay
Mundanes tas like turpentine, er the day does, not Piers Anthony’s peeps…THEY taste pleh i bet too, but i kin live wen they sing nicely to me
Teh othr niht deeer as I lai sleeepn
I dremmpt I held U in mai paws
Butt when i waik deeer I wuz mistaikn
So I hung mai hed down an craiyed
heng downe ur hed, Tom doowey
heng downe ur hed & kwai
tearz. iz too monday for me
i phi iz SSRI and anguish survivor after 11 yeerz. 1.5yers nao, no druqs to help. lyfe is happy on me nao witout teh help!
things get better, kitteh! sometimes it takes time. an frens. an kitteh luvs. an cheezburgors. an more frens agin.
but things always get better!
Grate storee an grate post, i phi!
Ur storee gibs hope 2 peeps habin a hrd tiem.
*danse danse*
I singz it to mi Scuda kidde like dis:
U R mai kidde
Mai onlee kidde (well, she is!)
U makes mee haaapeeee
wen skies R gray
U nebber no kiddee
hau mutch I lurvz U
so pleez don tayk
mai kidde away!
[nuntenshunel post fawlt. was unly trien to be nice, srsly... ]
I doan tink ju needs to polyjaise. Only teh wuns hoo yells “First” an nuttin els, laik taht’s clever, shud feel shamed. I thort ur post was lurvly.
Bee Sides,,,looked co-in-sudintall.
[fewf!]
i phii - I dunt unnderstand. Wai u thinks u must polygize? Wuz grate post - luk at the burger voats alreadee.
And I thot verree, verree, sweet. Just whut liddle kittee needs. A cuppla snorglez later bof u and kitteh will be fien!
and is nice to think ov sun still shining above teh darrk clowds. Corse, aye dunt need to werree bout teh darrk clowds, cus SJ gaveded mee a pitchfork fur mai umbrella. Werks grate!
I phi, u must come down and join teh happee dance fur Gayla and hur famblee. Sorree taht u must share the dance, butt I know taht u won’t mind, as is such wunnderful news.
thanx JCH4K!
i sed “furst” in furst post by akcident an teho cawt me. lulz… i think iz funny nao.
aksident, u sez? …uhuh mmkay.
yesh. aksident. wut u meen? my tongue’s always hanging out in dis cheek…
(ok teho, i dun do it agin. no moar cheeky posts)
Teho catches everbuddee - iz no excape.
Resistunce is phewtile!
wut u meen, “no moar cheeky [coments]“?? must haev!
Eggzactly. Ef u says sumtin teligent or phunnee in ur “furst” poast, den u has nuffin to pawlijize foar.
it luked cleber, nawt ubnokshus!
i phi wit mai liddle i sumting wurth 5 burgerz!!!!
nyam nyam nyam nyam nyam!
thx!
itz a deemun ov teh deep!
Catuday over - I has teh Monday morning bloos
Hu turnt up teh grabitee?
der is no grabbitee: is just EBRYTING SUX.
Teho, you iz funnyy. Makez me laugh!
Yeah, Teho wins…
fanks… is frum owld Tshert qwoet. sez sumfing liek “GRAVITY DOESN’T EXIST — THE WORLD JUST SUCKS”
bin long tiem sinz i seen wun of dem tho.
Ah gibs u five burgers for havin teh harbls to admit wuz not orig’nal kwote.
I seed a bumber stiker wunse lyk dis…it sayed “Dere iz no grabity…teh Erf sux.”
Wuz phunnee, but kinda sad, coz it nawt de Erf dat sux. Is wut we is doin to teh Erf dat sux.
aha, u noe, mabey DATS is akshily wut i was fayntlee remembrings.
bumberstikkr, Tshert, wutever…
depression is now under cat - whoomph !!!
Flatcat haz flattened him duhpresshun.
kitteh harbalz hot - leno…lineum..floor iz cooooool
Kitteh has herd abowt surprais buttsecks - and does not want.
exit-only kitteh haz enshoord butt-sanctity.
oh hai Cottlstum Pai — is be dis wut u meenz?
(if so, i riet der wif u)
oh no teho, is no wut i meenz…
SJ notised kitteh haz prest kitteh-tocks aginst de back wall an grips flur fermly. mayhaps kitteh does no want to eksperment wiz altrnave sekshul prectises?
“do not want! exit only. wull, until furder reserch is conducted maybeh…”
(nono, wuz aksing sumwun elss pesiffikly)
i phi iz inrteegd, but supectz privit joke…
No. Dis is fyn. I mene teh rilly nastee nastee. Teh stuf u has to luk up awn wikipedia or urban dikshunary to unnerstand. Ef I culd tink of an essample, I wuld gif u wun, but I has tryed bery hard to erays dem frum mai mynd.
I is nawt kompleatlee skware. Juss moderitlee foar koarnered.
wel dat meenz ur on yr wai to wel-rowndid, then!
Hee!
Akshully, I du fynd teh “buttsecks” commints slitelee distaystful, but dey doant mayk me wunt to shuv a toofbruss in mai eer and skrub mai brayn. I jus skwinch up mai noze an muve awn…
Glad tu heer bout teh toofbruss but sawry I caws teh noze skrinchin. I’z ackshully nawt a big fan of teh “buttsecks” refrinces maiself, but aim afrayd tis pickshur jus maid me do it.
Doant pawlijize. Mai noze skrinchin is mai hangup, nawt yerze. Laik I sed, itz ownlee sumwhut ickee, dat’s awl. Wen sumting is rilly offinsif, I wil sai so, and den we can has a rill filosofical diskushin bowt it.
I only think itz phunny b/c CATS would not HAVE hang-ups or forbidden topics….allows us to discuss freely amunst our catty selves…. lol
Iz jus flaat owt tierded
Srsly needz napzzzzzzzzzz
Luks lyk teh Mundaze are contajus!
Kitteh can has teh caes ov teh Mondaz? Dis purrfeck 4 heer…Iz raininz on teh Mondai. But I live in Georgia and we can has moar rainz?
Ju can has awl owr rainz, Patrick. We has had enuff. I put rainz in bawks an send tehm tu ju.
*MM pax rayn clowds in bawks liek SJ. Sens to Patrick**
Weez awmose cawts up wif r rayn, Patrick. U canz hab sum ob r’s! Ai’ll awso send sum sno clowds wen dey comes. Sno will b turn to rayn in GA!!
Oui jest returned frum Canukistan (thanz fer whomsoever makeded up dat fraze) and oui wuz to be driving bai teh many many burnded acres frum former firez. It is wun thing tu reed abowt teh beeg firez, and kwite anudder tu c mile upon mile - oops… kilometer upon kilometer of burnded trees. Putz it intu perspe… purrsp… maiks yu tu c jusdt how big it reely iz.
Anywaiz, aye will send mah share of teh ranes tu teh playces where dere is no ranes and there is plenty of tu much fires. Think of the mountain lolions. An da bares. An suchlike.
cat go splat.
Iz taytul of noo Dr Seuss buk?
Wants noo Dr Seuss buk!! Cat Go Splat!