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Oh my! little mousie action. Teh cute.
Dantsus teh furstee dants wif fourlegs.
ZOMG, Kathleen !!!!
yooze gotts 4 leggs ?!??!!
how’s dat wurking owt foar ya ???
reel guud, sumtimes.
ANNOUNCEMENT
Fur awl u hoo weren’t around latish yesterdai, and be wonderin wai dis cyoot pikshur and awl teh gud commintz has such low burgers -
teh burger voatin thingee wuz borked. totallee borked – fur hours. Wudn’t let enebuddy voat. I think is OK now.
Bak to ur reuglar laffin and voatin . . .
wow…
i juz thot dat ya thot i suched…
LOL !!
at our howse we don sai suched….we sai Hoovers..
okai den…..
i thot dat ya thot dat i Hooooooovahed !!!
I can haz 4 hands insted?
ur neam makes mi tink of animal farm. da rooles:
4legs good
2legs bad
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.
flies an dollfins cum too mind.
IT’S NOT A MOUSE!!!! ITS A HAMSTER!!!!
It beez bigger dan meee!!!11!!!
Letz doo teh hamstur dants fur Furstee Anukki!
Wut??? Dammut, howd dat happun?
OK, I has dun teh hamstur dants fur Anukki.
Now I duz teh upologee AN furstee dance fur fourlegsgood!!!
Dis be tyme 4 wonky dance
wonky, wonky, wonky
Dis wonky dants u speekz ub….wud it involve a top hat, an a velvet coat, an tuxeedo shirt, and a cane?
(an candees all arown?)
DAT wuz weird! Furst I wuz most farthest frum last, DEN I wuz NOT so verree most furthest frum last.
[dizzy]
I’z happy tu du teh happy dants wit and foar Fourlegsgood!
[twirling happily]
O mai goodness.
Anukki, I tink u haz teh stuff ub teh “Regular”.
U has teh class an teh good mannurs! I tinks u fits rite in!
*Shakes han*
Dantses wit Anukki
Awwwww… shuksez. [blushez]
Aye wuz about tu leev cuz it seemd dat nobody wanted tu play in mai sandboks.
Aye wuz shai. I no dat shai dunt alwaiz luk liek shai, but dere it iz.
dantses wit Kathleen most happily.
O, mai.
I noes how u feels
U shinded mos KWIKLEE!!! an I seeded dat spark an came ober too inbestigate!
Nebber need too bee shai heer if u bee nice!
*grabs up toys an runs happilee too ur sandbocks!!*
I happee tio danse wif anybody whoz brav enuff to risk ouchie-toes, but sumbody needz to splane dis to me…what IS dis tiny litte fing? It smaller dan Humkingbirds. Dat soooo weetiny. Is growed up n be keepin that much teenyweeny 4 itself? Iz gonna groe sum and be bigger whateberitis?
Fill in da hole in myz noin pleese?
I can has learnin?
Dis a “P.S.”
Anukki, uz is IN. Katleen our “welcome person.” Her take uz han, uz cum on in. Eberybody gonna be glad dat Katleen bringed us a nu lolfrenz. Gotz to watch her dou…somewtimes her brings hom da dead mouses and putyzez dem inna sho.
Wai down below, Zski rote:
“i noes dis pikchur. Is baybee Robovoski hamster. (no can figger owt lolspeek for dat)”
thank u Zski, berry much. I wuz certainlee wundering, too!
Oh, mah garsh, Lucy, dat so sweet…
Ok – I’m confewsed. R we danzing? Aye can’t tell.
And – can sumwun dance a liddle bit ov it fur mee? I’m nawt shur how it goes.
Shur soundz liek fun!
Of cors! It go lik this:
dance dance dance
dance dance dance
dance.
Hooray!
Anu shaiks bootie foar and in behaff of JCH4K.
Thank u Anukki and dragonrose. I thinks I gots it now.
WHOOOO HOOO.
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shake, shake, shake….shake yur bootie, shake yur bootie, yeh!
And fankuu tu Kathleen fur teh hamster dance. Dat reely WUZ a furst foar mee! =)
[curtsies prettily]
Mai first first!! Yaaayyyy!! Teeeenay Tinay moushie!!!
Okay, nevah myn…
(
O, noes! How dissapownting!
/ P.S. FYI-Next time u getz chance at furst, round heer, we will gibs u a speshul furstee dance if yu not say teh wurd an bee all nonchullant abowt it!
Dat’s jus how we ar.
It troo! It hapun foar me twies! Wuz much win an awsum!
Aw…how sweet! Iz glad u enjoid ur furstee dants, Darrkwolff!
de happi hamster dance wuda been ovawhelminlee appropreeate
foar dis pixshure !!!
Mebbee Happy Hamster Hop insted?
hoppin hamstaz be dee bomb !!!
i habs found mahself ta be reedundant…
(i didn’t see Kathleen’s happi hamsta postie up dere).
LBeeze– please stop bein so redundant and repeating urself…….. HAHAH
skweek…..
ah…..
skweek
I dood it!!
FAIL
SIGH
I be not-not-not-not-Teho
* slow sad hed shake *
u got mee so cunfusalted u gotz awai wif it.
Dat tayto chip iz biggar tan ewe!
Tayto chip haz u?
in soviet russia, potaytoe chip eetz yoo!
Moar I heer bowt dis Soviet Rossia, moar I finks iz wun skaree playz.
lil hammie luks like he sayin PLEH. jawnk fud….DO NOT WANT.
owh doh! i’z goddu snez awl ober ur chipz! ah…ahh………..fawlz alarm. i gun eatz mah chipz naow kthx.
ach! posted in wrong place, sorry
Luks gud heer, too, rose!
I iz a lil mouse
A hand iz my house
I had a great big chip
But I eated it……..
I iz a lil mouse
Aye haz a liddle mousie whut goze in and out wif me…
mai neigbors above me has two lolrats! I keep askin for a play date wif my kitteh’s but they always says no…..I don’t unerstand
lol
Dey jus stuk up. Doan u worry bout dem. Ebberyboddee noes ur sweet kittehs wud play soooooooooo nice wiff dem rattees…
*snicker*
I haz 2 lolratz, not liv by gayla tho. Kittehs no can has playtyme wif ratz–kittehz haz germz dat be poyzin 2 smol aminulz, wurs den orinj wunz! Kitteh try 2 wash rat, rat wash own fayse later, rat get kitteh germz en die. Eeven if kitteh not want to eet lolratz, it not good ideea 2 let them play 2gethr. Ratz in kayj r grate fr kitteh tv tho!
DAT IS FASSUNATING! I did not noe dat! Tanks fer sharing!
my lolrat sumtimz plais wit mai kitteh, but bery BERY superbized!
Den da kittehs lay an wadch da ratties in da cagez – we kallz it wadching rattavishun.
this is a cute creature. everyone else, you’re stupid.
Noe, noe, noe, Tyler!!!
I rekkumins DIS:
Dis is cyute creeture. U not tink so, stoopy? Pleh too u!
much winz, Kathleen.
I lub oo!
Kathleen iz ful uv much win an awsum!
Oh, wow, u guyz!!! I juss now reeded ur commetnz! An I Needed dem. I wuz feelin kinda like a jurk.
Tanks and huggies back!
stoopie is as stoopie does Forest.
I can has boks ub chokluts fur ebburboddee?
/u noe, majikul chokluts wif no calurees
U iz so kyoot U can haz de hole baig !!!
*LOLZ* Foar teh lil critter, dat chippee IS teh hole baig!
i’s gottz ta agree wiff joo…
i wus finkin dee hole baig mite be provisuns foar a hole year !!!
butcha nebber know….dat leetle gui cud prolly tear it up wonce he gettz
beeger.
Himz a tainee, tainee bebbeh. I don’t fink him gots teefs yet.
But much, much kyoot and win!
Joo wud fink dis, but ai haz tu tel joo, dem mowsies, dey iz GREEDI! Cuz we livz in der midl ov nowhere, now iz clos tu winter, mowsies cums in hows. (Goggies jus ignor dem. BAD goggies!) Dis wun tiym, dey steels bag of pasta, n eet der HOL FING! jus leev pakit on kitchin fluur. Ai woz mos cross n at der sam tiym laffin at der mowsiez, finking ov der big tummiez. I can has peptobismol now?
Mousies gots tu eet too!
U haz teenie-tinee nappiekinz foar mai fase? I haz crumz.
Teh crumz beez bigr dan teh mowsie! (Altho I tink hims is rilly a dwarf hammy…)
Hurree.
Bring teh CCC.
Ai feelz it a comin on……
…..
WWEEEEWOOOOOOWWEEEEEWOOOOOO!
Outta teh wai!
* attachis rubbred chikkin hed fingee*
YAY! SUKSESS!
Dat wuz a klose kall, ‘Lissa!
(wif pikchur awn?)
Cyoout Crash Cart iz here!
Kwik, K, putz on uz CCC helmet. Dat way uz bains stayz klose to home. We pours dem back in for chew,
Ok Ate My Chipz now wherz my Beerz.
dude!!
i haz a boogie board!
pour a widdle bit of water on da table to makes a puddle and i goz surfin!!
i’ll save the uver one for snakz later.
teehee!!
he is sooooooo kyoot! much gentle snorgles.
Hmmmm… how duz one snorgle sumting so berrie teensy tiny? As I unnerstanz it, snorglin iz most properly dun wit teh schnozz uv teh snorgler. But in dis cais, teh snorglee iz even teensier and tinier tahn teh schnozz.
Whut tu du?
Tiz gud kwestchun, Annukki, an ai fink der anser iz….
veri caerfulli!
my noze aint so big. and den you gibe dem dey eyelash kisses.
and maybe de tumy tiklz wif da pinkee finger.
but it iz soo cute. you have just GOT to luv it.
zomgwtfbbqkyoot *headasplode* dat is teh kyootest fing i sees all day! And i has spent day on CO and ICHC!!
Lookit himz fayce.
Dis cheep ees full of teh PLEH!
R u mah momma?
*starts thukin on teh peenkee fingurteep*
MAH CHIKKIN HED FINGEEE…….OH NOES
*SPLORT*
DAMMITT!!!
Nah…himz luk liek himz saeun:
“Iz mah cheep! Getz ur oan, stoopy jieunt harewess hammie! Neener!”
Now put me an mah cheep in mah bawl. I gotz stuff to does!
I haz much nom-nom-nomminz to does!
Oh, noes. IT happuned. CCC, hurrees.
Nono. I saves u in ur last postes.
*looks ’round at mess*
Well I THOT I did.
oops. soree. i bes fasturr next tiem!
CCC is rite heer!
Dat ironikul, Melissa! I wuss callin teh CCC DIS time fur U!! LOL! (See abuv)
But U savud ME!!
Mannee tanks!
whut else r frenz foar?
skritchin back? sharin cheezburga? gibbin ride to work wen stoopee car at mekaniks? takin 3 am call wen hart brakes? gibbin hugs?
OHHH. Dis wuz reetorikal qweschun.
Mowffee Shrek Donkee shut up now.
no, donkee don’t haf to shut up-dis da perfet defi…fedn…tellin whut frenz is!
*PAPLODE*
mai hed splode, let meh sho yoo it.
O noes! A state ub emurgencee! ober heer, CCC!!!!
why u no wehr chicken glub hat?
das becuz i no has wun. *sniff* all i hazd wuz teh sran rap and swim cap. and dey doent werk so well.
stoopy inshurances.
!
fer sher.
U no crais, 343GS – we taeks gud care uf u fur free. Teh Hed Splort Recoveree Ward can has had a renovashun. It now has a beeeeeeg pikshur window, whar u can luk out on the Princess Mu Meadow, a lovelee flower garden. An dere is a charming outdoor cafe, whar u can go and sit in teh sunshine when u is better and enjoi teh hawt and cold drinks, and sammiches, pastries, parfaits, caeks, and ov corse, teh cheezburgers.
And u can watch r frenz floliking in teh grass wif der kittehs and goggies (past and present). Teh past wuns we carries tehre in r harts – and tehn we lets tehm out to play.
Is best LOLspital in teh whirled, akshullee!
PARFAITS?????
hugs teh stuffins owt ub JanetCH4K.
Now Janet need emurjencee care.
5 cheezburgers for JCH4K! fankoo fer tellin me bowt dis lubly plaice! free parfaits, DO WANT! i hoep dey has bettur treetmints dan sran rap an duck taep. dat got me in dis mess in teh furst plaice.
Aye bringd a hole crayt uv chikkin hed gluvs (wif drawrings on em). I tink I needa get moar mops!!
*Stix gluv on own hed* Ka-floorf….contayned! Phew!
hey B! r u OK?????? I here dat u lib in SCal……& der be dragonies der, oarat leesed teh resultz ob teh dragoniez……FYRE!!!! ai iz naow in NCal & were jest reeel hawt up heer……..
B! Ai has reseebed stok ob Fyreproofs chikken hed glubs fur teh Crash Cart. U needs?? Gots moar mops on order. Wishes ai can sens u some watter!!
OOO, farpruf chikkin hed gluv be much win!!!! NE leftovars I send to Red Craws donashun playsis! Nao is da tiem, I tink yoo kin spesify a donashun fur Cal wyldfar releefs…
I gatherin stuffs in cays we needa buggowt, but so far, iz over da hill frum me an wind iz calm rite nao….
Tumorow is sposta be 98 degreez an windee!!! Uppos!!!
But hubbee stayin home cuz car brakes iz skweekin an he needs to git dem chekt. We has frens in Brooobank wer we kin go if we need to. Onlee has da keets an da snaykee. Wuns I feed him, he be ok inna bag R sumpin.
Got da bocks wif da inshoorins, pix uv da mom in lol who iz ded, an awl R uvver paypurrs an documints… Sigh. Lotsa howses between us an da fyr still, but it hopskotchin liek crazee…. We also haz da pool an da nayburs has da pump, so if we needa wet da howses we kin do dat.
Bin over a dekade sins dis hows thretend by fyr, but we no da drill!!
fire.lacounty.gov wif no www’s iz a kinda currint map uv awl da fyrs. I’m kinda where da 405 an 5 freeways meet, just to da lef uv doze fwys. Iz beree dry, even on da cost dey sed dey had 3% hyoomidididee. Pleh! I tink I also run ma homidifyin ting.
Sowee, pittypat, We can has transplantid identiteez?
howsabowt we both juss be B!tt!bat?
hay i checkeded that map. yikes, kinda klose.
pittyp an B,
Sure hopes awl will be well wiff joo guiz !!!
I know it must be very, very scarey. I will be anxiously looking for your posts, saying sum prayers, and keeping my fingers crossed.
Plz keep in touch when you can. You know there are lots of peeples pulling
for you here.
Take care !!!
B!
we glad to hear frum u & hopes u stay saef!
not meening to miiim…, er, mimimiize….er, make lite of a dystressful sichyuashun, but dis paragraph gabe me sum strange vizuals
But hubbee stayin home cuz car brakes iz skweekin an he needs to git dem chekt. We has frens in Brooobank wer we kin go if we need to. Onlee has da keets an da snaykee. Wuns I feed him, he be ok inna bag R sumpin.
Hoo be inna bag? Hubbee? Snaykee? shure is nyse u feeds him.
‘Scuze my roodness, but struck me berry funnee. Please be well n chek in wif us when u cans.
Hopes uz don haffa go nowerez, B. Uz sur do gotz da drill down, do. Dat gud.
We triz hard 2 send all da hot ayr we gotz to spare soz it goz frum chuus house toward da crackleyhot. All uz at B’s house, B safe!
Stay safe, Pittypat!!!! Tell hubby teh car not az valooable as he is….stoopy skweeki brakes car can be replaced…he kannot!
lols, i in ny, b!’s in ca. she got stuk with mai name cuz of borked wordpiss.
but mai hubby woold be juss teh same abowt his kar. no kweschun.
oh it’s good tew c u B! Peeps wuz wurried bout u a pic or tew ago. afraid yew had tew run frum da fires!
O teh taiynee! Iz sew teh KYOOOT!
Afoar mah hed aspload, ehneewun noez wut dis behbeh b? Iz hamztur? Iz jerbul? Iz mowz? Iz sumfin elz?
Looks moas liek a bebe hammie! I dun see a tayl, an dem eers luk liek hammie eers. So keyoot bebe!
**tapes glove onto hed**
is wee kyoot fingie.
all he/she needz iz to be kyoot. it’ll killya wif da ubr-kute!
be very afraid.
Skuze me pleh, lil me haz 2 snease.
potatoe chip?? looks more like parmezan cheeze
Hamster Huey…the early years.
befoar teh Gooey Kablooie wuz eben a rumbling in teh tummy of destynee
calvin and hobbes ref ftw!!1!
I noes peepelz heer wud getz teh refurruns!
NK * gettin on mah s0apbocks*
Ahhh nebbermindz. I doant has keeds so I gotz no rite.
An I meaks pizza fur a libbin.
I jus haet seein lil fat keeds an parentz hoo jus feedz cwap to’em
cuz he wawnt eet annythin else.
Noae bak to ur regulur pwogwam.
I wif ya, ‘lissa….. He eet whut yoo put awn hims playt. Ef nawt, he will tumorow!!!
kiddie say i nawt liek brokollee. o rly, sry, tahtz wut 4 dinnurr. teh endd.
ael teh kids ai no begz fur teh brocclee!
is green beens an peese dat ar ickiy!
no, all veggiez be teh yummy….alla mai bebbehs (from my day care) luzd der veggiez…an even if dey wuddint eet dem at home, dey eeted dem fur me (I wuz so prowd of alla mai kidlets)!!! Aye reelee miss dem dayz *sigh*
O deer.
Dat a hart renchin subjek.
Yes it r.
I meen one wun hand u gotz lil keeds sayin mama I wawnt it an u wawnt ‘em to has happee..
But onna ovver hand Teh Parint is teh parint an day r hoo ‘posed to bee in contwoll of whut day eet..
So… startz ‘em awf helthee so dey gitz helthee eetin habitz.. an leern dat nomme cwap is faor wunce a week onna CATURDAY!
Zaklee! An wif NE luk yoo git a kid lak ma fren’s dotter, she WANTS a tomaydo fur a snak, she liks froots an veg an joos an water.
She gud kid, nawt fat at awl. O, she likes da choklit an da sower kandees, but ravver has da helfee noms! She is gud kid an nawt a brat at awl!
(Her mawm wud spank her if she was da nawtee, but nawt just smak an leev. Furst mawma an her wood discuss da behayvyer, da opshuns, etc. Kid has haffa chans to lurn rite way, nawt just WHAM, bad kid! An mawma mek shoor kid noze da tmawma lurves her much. It wurkt well, kid is gud an smrt!)
Iz me, Wurdpress wants to essperimint awn us!
Yay fur teh good kidz and paruntz!
Oh, u meks pizza fer a libben?
I heerd dis beefor. So now,…..
Soap Boks Time.
dussen sumwun hab too mek pizza fer a libben? So’s wunts in a whyull wee has a breek frum teh meetloaf an taters an carrots an spinach an getz teh treet dat makes life happee an fun? Like on Satidday nite wif movie?
An arnt u a managur uff teh pizza place? I tot I red dat.
Managur bee teh middul man hell. It bee teh hardess wurk ever. Bee tryin too juggul ebberyTING and ebberyBODUH. Dat why u see so maneh cranky managurs. It bee hard wurk. Wif aggurvatin papurwurk an skedjulin an deelin wif silly kid employees (dat meens beein babysittur too) and oh, Lawd, all sorts off bidness.
So dere.
Now doan bee tellin me I rong an u ain no managur.
Liddil Fuzzee Gye
needz Muthurr’z Milk 2 growez teefz
B4 eeteeng Chip
Himz iezs nawt oapen
yet. Lurrneeng awllz abowt lyfe
byez himz senss ub smellz
Liddill Fuzzee Gye
smellz summfeeng gud! Mebbee himz
willz gumz it 2 deff
Jack.
Verree nycez poem! Nom nom nom gum gum gum…
Hims keeps a stift uppur chip!
dat be phunny romeow
) I can haz no soggy chips?
OMG! OMG! OMG! Hammie iz soooo cute!! *asplodes*
O NOes! annuder wun!!! CCC, ober heer!!!
Purrhaps wen dere is a picher dis cyoot, dere could be teh ducktaip on hand? Jus in cais? Foar tu hold on teh chiknhed glubs?
Dis gud idea. Iz allso tinkin we needz warnin system. Maybe wiff grade of dangerous like dey haz wiff hericanes n tornmatoes?
WARNIN: Dis pitur kontain bery hi probabiwity of aspolshuns. Dis a lebel 6 cwoot!
itty bitty kutie can haz NE ting him wants
Like teh 800 lb gorilluh
wow — it wil prolly taek him veri long tiem to finish gorilum dat big.
Nom nom nom ad nauseum…
den end up in nomanon.
YAY!!!
We can haz DC10 droppin phozcheck on Lake Arrowhed fyr!!! Essperimental drawp uv 16,000 galluns!!!!!
As nite cumz, I get skeerd. No waddur drawps, no fozchek drawps. Jus hancrooz tryin to keep tings sayf til daylite.
I tink I have hubbee water da ruf tonite…. Evreeting so unperdictabull…
We prollee go to frenz in burbank, R mebbee udder frenz in Winnetka. Boff close, an nawt close to fyr linez….
Gud luks tonite B! Taek ur laptop iffn u has to leeve n let us noes hao u r!
OMG!!! I be finkin of u awl nite naow!!
U in mah prayers.
I got lol’d at before for pet advice, but got to say it anyway:
I lost a baby hammie cute as dis one. mom fed him junk when i was away at school. Seeds, some hard veggies; no dairy or meat.
They want; doan know better. Up to you.
kbye
Is good advice. Also u sed it in a very nice way.
Tank u, Dphne.
I so sowwy us losted ur baby.
I noes ur mommee wunted to pweeze him, an must hab been vewwy sad at wut happen
I sowwy!!!!
/now I noes…mebbee sumdai *I* hab wun ub deez sweetiez an needz too no
pet advice ok
i gibes it too.
just doan be on soapbocks
sorry about hammie babeh
See dis why I wuz on mah bock befoar.
My gramma fed mah poodly pup Beau choklit.
She diddn’t noes.
He died from poysinin.
Yep. edumakate ursef.
O mah gawdz!!!
I nebbur herd teh goggie die frum choclit!!
I herd wuz bad, but not herd dis!
Oh, Melissa, I so, so, vewwy vewwy sorreh fer u and Beau an ur poor gramma!!!!
Soap box bee gud fer PSAs!!
It is rare that dogs die from chocolate poisoning, but certainly possible. Bakers chocolate and dark chocolate have more of the toxic components (xanthines and theobromines) than milk chocolate.
So the severity of the poisoning depends on the amount and type of chocolate consumed and the size of the dog. Cats are more sensitive to chocolate than dogs.
If your dog or cat eats chocolate, always contact your vet immediately to get instructions or take your pet to the local emergency clinic.
Yu wunnerful frenz tot me dat teh grapes an raisinz are toxic, too! I am berry grateful to yu for dat advice, cos teh granbebbehs luz teh rasins….I gives to dere mommy now to take home…not eet at grammas house!
Thank yoo!!
Oh Daphne, I so sorree bout yur loss! Momma prolly thot she wuz bein teh tinee bebbehs fren….she diddna do it on porpoise, tho.
Wen I wuz 9-10yr ol, I had pet Venus Fly Trap. Mah fren fed Trapper sum garlicky salami, an poor Trapper turnt all brown and pleh. Ah, teh impurtince of propur diet…
I can be kept out of boa constrictor’s cage?
O, noes!
Hart essplodes.
Can CCC still help borken hart?
feelin round unner awl teh chikkin hed glubs fur teh choklit bars….yes! milk choklit fur u Kathleen, or dark?, also some sawftee blankets still abailabul. hart begins to mend.
Oh, u sweetee nurs, floozie. Tanks u. I will takes teh white or milk chocolate. (feel like I in Hogwarts gettin teh chocolate remedee!
)
An yes, I not mines habbin wun ub dem sawftee blankets forced on mee!
I can has a kitteh or puppeh too schnuggel unner blankee wile hart mens?
/not blames poor innocent snakey…just not wunts to noe.
DAT haz Got 2 bee teh kewtest ICHC EBER!!11! SPLOOOOM!!! Duhhhh, wer hed?
CCC here – fixes up ur hed wif ponee bandayds!
OMG LOL
It is just like i can has cheezburger pic
(last pg, last one)
That is soo cute. I know the only thing I comment about is that is soo cute sorry I don’t have any thing else to say.
Dat duz jus fine, Amermcbride!!
shure yew kan handlez that potayto chip, mousie?
DE KYUTENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Nawt fainting dis tyme. But ahmost.
soooo cyute! my hed done asplode!!!!!!!!111!!1
herz ur compl ….cump…. free chiken hed glub hat (wif piktur)
Awwww… hims nosey is all pinkish! Hooray for deelishis chatato pips!
i noes dis pikchur. Is baybee Robovoski hamster. (no can figger owt lolspeek for dat)
At last! We wuz awl wunderin whut eszktlee dis ever so coot babee be. Thankz fur teh knowlej.
AWH!!! thats sooo cuutee!! ^.^
OMG DIS IS DA CUTEST THING I’S EVER SEEN!
Eef u gibs a mouse a chip, heez gonna want a napkin.
Afer he usez da napkin, he’ll want a garbaj can to throws it away.
Wen he’s dun…
If U Gib A Mouze A Cookee ref ftw!!!1!! Mah wunnerfuls grannson toght dat wuz mos funee buk we eber readed. =o)
t’anks, all!
Yea, mumsy sad; cried when she called. Love hammie, too.
Sooo sorry about puppeh who ate choklit.
Good to share info w/us who luv fuzzies (and feathers and scalies and spiney babee hedgehogs…)
*no mo soap boxez.*
Daphne
Betcha cant eat jus wun!
(Sooooo k – k -k k – kyooOOOOOOT!!!! Paging CCC STAAAAAAAAAT!!!
*plmrph*
No – is okeh – splosion contayned bah rubur chiken gluv hat hed thingy. Just need to jiggul evrything back in place – blathulblathulblathulblathulblathulwhew.)
Professer SkirlNutz sez “Pleh!! This r GM canola! Iz oanlee melting im furnuss yu stoopee!! Pleez to bring me oarganik choklit asap oar i go BLARG!!!”
LOL, gess I wuz in a tizzee wen I writ dat! Ma SNAYK goze inna bag wen we gots ta bug owt. Iz nice, maed uv fleece an has drawstreeng belt thingie so he just stays wif mee in hims bag. Hubbee well trayned, he nawt let me owt uv cel phone ranj, but I tink if we hadda leev we wood jus kinda kling to eech uvver an be neer.
We hadda skeer a lil bit ago. I sittin in ma tv room, lalala, den I smells smoke!!!!!!! I tells hubbee, an he cood smell it too. We loooook rown owtside, cant see NE glow R smoke R ash, but da wind had shiftid. I tink we wuz smellin Maleeboohoo fiyur.
I wuz wurreed, dat Magic fiyur haz potenshul to git us, so we drived up to da end uv da rode an loookt awl arown, cooden see nuffin.
Hubbee tolded me abowt in da mid 80’s, awl dat area whut iz nao howses wuz jus wilderniss. Dat fiyur came so close dat he wuz awn da roof wif a hoze, an embrrrs wuz hittin him, skeeree tiem!
But nao der’s so menee howsis der, he nawt so wurreed bowt fiyur gittin us befoar firefiters git der. I sez dis fiyur skeeree cuz it jumpin MILES in da crazee winds. But he gots a poynt, we nawt in so much danger as befoar, just moar danjer dan if we lived lower in da Valley.
Still, I nawt sleepin tonite. Ma dreemz R bad enuff, an I no I wood haff dreemz uv burnin up cuz I kin smell da fiyur. So I keep sum watch, an if da smells get wurser R da nooz sez pleh, den I check owtside, den get hubbee up.
It be ok ebenchoolee, but do nawt liek it rite dis minnut! We tinkin bowt whut we kin do to volunteer an help uvvers…
Tanks y’all fur yur conserns an luv. We apresheyate dem so much, an return yor luv an stuff! MWAH!!
B, pleez to not wayte too long to bug owt. Once lived in Hawaii, and volcano made lava floze and big fyres; almost wayted too long, and neerly trapt by lava floze. Got out, but wayting to see neerly cost us more than just stuff. Kitteh and goggies and us all that was saved….everyting else pau.
Momma Nayture not to be fooled around with; plz to flee w/all important kittehs, paypers and peeps.
turtleprayers to you and all SoCals. Be safe! kthnxbai!
U shud always find taim for a hamster dans. Even if nawt strickly furthest from last. An taht is wun KEWT hamster (an I’m reely nawt a big hammy fan as a rool)
sept if yoo givs a hammee a napkin, he gwine eet dat too!
U can neber hav tu mush of teh happi hamsta dans!
*dances – laik a hamster*
*catches site of self in the mirror*
*remembers how old she ackshully is and stops*
Hoapfully yu can ‘member how guud it feels tu dants an start up agin. Mirrors notwithstanding.
SJ….remmemmer dis advice….” Dance as if no one is looking”!!!! and enjoyz yurself!
Hey, u can neber hav tu menny happi hamster danses.
Ok if u is tinkin taht SJ is loosin her maind, may I point owt that WordPress be fuxin wit mai posts tihs moarnin. If I replai tu somwun, it jus sticks mai commint at teh bottum. But firs it tells me there is a server prolm an I shd refresh teh commint. So u is gettin it in teh rong place an menny menny taims. I’z sawry for comfewsin teh hell owt of eberybuddy, an if sumwun cd giv WP a kick in teh hrbls for me, I’d appreeseeate it.
I thot WP wuz neutered????
*HAMSTER DANS*
ONOES I IS 2 BIG 4 POTAYTO CHIP
Sry Ai joyn partee layt – Ai’m on British Tyme ober here an wuz sleeping. Lukillee put mai chikn hed rubbah glub (wit teh drawing ov an elleefunkle from behine awn it) on, Bfor chekn in – dressin goun and chikn hed rubbeh glub; itz wut awl teh top models R wherin tihs seeson! Ai’ll halp restock CCC- still can onlee draw piggee fayces an elleefunkles from behine tho
An fore awl thoes hoo lyk teh hammiies and pinny gigs, here’s anubber car-tune from mai childhood – Tayles from teh Riber Bank. Prize and happee dans to oder Brit ICHers hoo can naym teh nar…nora…storee-teller!
Ooh, ohh…I noze …. I tinks…..was bery lawng taim ago….. was Richard Briers? Or Jonny Morris. Or teh guy owt of Last ob teh Summer Wain. Okay maybe I forgotted.
wun ob toes be teh rite Rnswer, but wich wun…..?! Clew: Hoo iz mostlee a-sew-see-ayted wit teh lolcreeturs?!
Ai willnot say, ’cause it iz in teh credits hoo it iz. Dat wood be cheeting.
Roderick taiks up a lottsa rum in teh bote, duzzent he? And Hammie duz indeed drive liek a “hamster possessed.”
Hey Ho for teh open rode!
Mai childhud, let me shew yu it!
Taht wud be Jonny Morris tehn. I ewesd to lub him.
Mai fren wunce had a boyfren called Jonny Morris – oh we had HOURS of phun with taht wun.
Ai’m nao goan to be singin teh theem toon from Animal Majik AWL DAI! Yestudai wuz teh “Ai Dreem ov Jeenie” theem. Mai big bro had a “Com as yur hero” partee, yers ago, an sumwun came as Jonny Morris, kompleet wit animal puppet thingy that raps round you. Carnt member mush ov wut happened afteh taht…!
in seyebeeriuh potayto chip has U.
(yeah, i’z NO it r “in russia”, butt dis *b* an lolmster – purrhaps frm dat muchly kold playce?)
Mai baffroom is muchly kold playce atm – I goze check fur hamstrs.
i can has frozn lolmster?
waitasec, lolmasters giv lol at niht!
I can heer tehm snorin…..
Squeek!
Pleeze can I has gwak… quack… hoomoos for dip?
Dis chip iz dwy!
Ahhhh! That’s almost too cute to function!
oh, i can haz CUTE!!!!!! so cute. do want.
woot 4or teh F1UFF1N3SS
Awsum caption.
Halp
I iz bein oberwelmed by syz of jiganto-cheeps
Too cute! I can’t stand that!!!
OH NOES!! dis lolmouse dun took over ICHC!! it will NOT bee deenyed! HALP!!
ohh, this hamster is evan kewtar than teh emo kitteh.
omg! i love baby dwarf hamsters! they so small and cuteyfull!
OMG DAT IS SO CUTE!!! I AV 2 AV DAT ON MA SPACE!!!
aoww!! KEWT as aneeting!
*SPLORT* kwikk! call teh CCC!
BUNNY WABIT CUT3 CUT3!!!
MY POTAYTO SHIP! U NO STEAL IT!
everybody deserves a potato chip, even the hampster!^_^ XD
BERY BERY BERY BERY BERY BERY BERY BERY TYNY!!!!!!!1!!!
OMGZ!!! I wents into instunt cyoot shockz……… LET MEH WUV CYOOTNES IN PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECEEEEEEEEEE
Im noo heer, how u favrit? Cuz thiss pikter iz so perdy but I cant figger it owt!!!
OMG this is a total *squee* pic