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potayto chip?
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potayto chip?
photo: funnyjunk.com
capped and submitted by: Catherine
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Oh my! little mousie action. Teh cute.
Dantsus teh furstee dants wif fourlegs.
ZOMG, Kathleen !!!!
yooze gotts 4 leggs ?!??!!
how’s dat wurking owt foar ya ???
reel guud, sumtimes.
ANNOUNCEMENT
Fur awl u hoo weren’t around latish yesterdai, and be wonderin wai dis cyoot pikshur and awl teh gud commintz has such low burgers -
teh burger voatin thingee wuz borked. totallee borked - fur hours. Wudn’t let enebuddy voat. I think is OK now.
Bak to ur reuglar laffin and voatin . . .
wow…
i juz thot dat ya thot i suched…
LOL !!
I can haz 4 hands insted?
ur neam makes mi tink of animal farm. da rooles:
4legs good
2legs bad
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.
flies an dollfins cum too mind.
It beez bigger dan meee!!!11!!!
Letz doo teh hamstur dants fur Furstee Anukki!
Wut??? Dammut, howd dat happun?
OK, I has dun teh hamstur dants fur Anukki.
Now I duz teh upologee AN furstee dance fur fourlegsgood!!!
Dis be tyme 4 wonky dance
wonky, wonky, wonky
Dis wonky dants u speekz ub….wud it involve a top hat, an a velvet coat, an tuxeedo shirt, and a cane?
(an candees all arown?)
DAT wuz weird! Furst I wuz most farthest frum last, DEN I wuz NOT so verree most furthest frum last.
[dizzy]
I’z happy tu du teh happy dants wit and foar Fourlegsgood!
[twirling happily]
O mai goodness.
Anukki, I tink u haz teh stuff ub teh “Regular”.
U has teh class an teh good mannurs! I tinks u fits rite in!
*Shakes han*
Dantses wit Anukki
Awwwww… shuksez. [blushez]
Aye wuz about tu leev cuz it seemd dat nobody wanted tu play in mai sandboks.
Aye wuz shai. I no dat shai dunt alwaiz luk liek shai, but dere it iz.
dantses wit Kathleen most happily.
O, mai.
I noes how u feels
U shinded mos KWIKLEE!!! an I seeded dat spark an came ober too inbestigate!
Nebber need too bee shai heer if u bee nice!
*grabs up toys an runs happilee too ur sandbocks!!*
I happee tio danse wif anybody whoz brav enuff to risk ouchie-toes, but sumbody needz to splane dis to me…what IS dis tiny litte fing? It smaller dan Humkingbirds. Dat soooo weetiny. Is growed up n be keepin that much teenyweeny 4 itself? Iz gonna groe sum and be bigger whateberitis?
Fill in da hole in myz noin pleese?
I can has learnin?
Dis a “P.S.”
Anukki, uz is IN. Katleen our “welcome person.” Her take uz han, uz cum on in. Eberybody gonna be glad dat Katleen bringed us a nu lolfrenz. Gotz to watch her dou…somewtimes her brings hom da dead mouses and putyzez dem inna sho.
Wai down below, Zski rote:
“i noes dis pikchur. Is baybee Robovoski hamster. (no can figger owt lolspeek for dat)”
thank u Zski, berry much. I wuz certainlee wundering, too!
Oh, mah garsh, Lucy, dat so sweet…
Ok - I’m confewsed. R we danzing? Aye can’t tell.
And - can sumwun dance a liddle bit ov it fur mee? I’m nawt shur how it goes.
Shur soundz liek fun!
Of cors! It go lik this:
dance dance dance
dance dance dance
dance.
Hooray!
Anu shaiks bootie foar and in behaff of JCH4K.
Thank u Anukki and dragonrose. I thinks I gots it now.
WHOOOO HOOO.
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shake, shake, shake….shake yur bootie, shake yur bootie, yeh!
And fankuu tu Kathleen fur teh hamster dance. Dat reely WUZ a furst foar mee! =)
[curtsies prettily]
Mai first first!! Yaaayyyy!! Teeeenay Tinay moushie!!!
Okay, nevah myn… :o(
O, noes! How dissapownting!
/ P.S. FYI-Next time u getz chance at furst, round heer, we will gibs u a speshul furstee dance if yu not say teh wurd an bee all nonchullant abowt it!
Dat’s jus how we ar.
It troo! It hapun foar me twies! Wuz much win an awsum!
Aw…how sweet! Iz glad u enjoid ur furstee dants, Darrkwolff!
de happi hamster dance wuda been ovawhelminlee appropreeate
foar dis pixshure !!!
Mebbee Happy Hamster Hop insted?
hoppin hamstaz be dee bomb !!!
i habs found mahself ta be reedundant…
(i didn’t see Kathleen’s happi hamsta postie up dere).
LBeeze– please stop bein so redundant and repeating urself…….. HAHAH
skweek…..
ah…..
skweek
I dood it!!
FAIL
SIGH
I be not-not-not-not-Teho
* slow sad hed shake *
u got mee so cunfusalted u gotz awai wif it.
Dat tayto chip iz biggar tan ewe!
Tayto chip haz u?
in soviet russia, potaytoe chip eetz yoo!
Moar I heer bowt dis Soviet Rossia, moar I finks iz wun skaree playz.
lil hammie luks like he sayin PLEH. jawnk fud….DO NOT WANT.
owh doh! i’z goddu snez awl ober ur chipz! ah…ahh………..fawlz alarm. i gun eatz mah chipz naow kthx.
ach! posted in wrong place, sorry
Luks gud heer, too, rose!
I iz a lil mouse
A hand iz my house
I had a great big chip
But I eated it……..
I iz a lil mouse
Aye haz a liddle mousie whut goze in and out wif me…
mai neigbors above me has two lolrats! I keep askin for a play date wif my kitteh’s but they always says no…..I don’t unerstand
lol
Dey jus stuk up. Doan u worry bout dem. Ebberyboddee noes ur sweet kittehs wud play soooooooooo nice wiff dem rattees…
*snicker*
this is a cute creature. everyone else, you’re stupid.
Noe, noe, noe, Tyler!!!
I rekkumins DIS:
Dis is cyute creeture. U not tink so, stoopy? Pleh too u!
stoopie is as stoopie does Forest.
U iz so kyoot U can haz de hole baig !!!
*LOLZ* Foar teh lil critter, dat chippee IS teh hole baig!
i’s gottz ta agree wiff joo…
i wus finkin dee hole baig mite be provisuns foar a hole year !!!
butcha nebber know….dat leetle gui cud prolly tear it up wonce he gettz
beeger.