don’t talk to me
i hasn’t had mah coffee
mah coffee, i hasn’t had it. iz monday morning.
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Garfield haz tawt Nermal well
wurld’s kewtest kitten ref FTW!!
zomg i h8td nermel! But i wuz huuge garfield fan.
- oyeah… teh coffee… i has it. not urs.
Ai liek teh comik strips n teh cartun sereez…didn liek teh moovee. Dey maed Nermal a Burmeez or Symeez…n himz a grey tabee. onlee ting I didn liek abowt teh cartun iz dey sed him can has teh girly voyc. Himz nowt gurl…himz boi.
Bill Murray was teh suxxorz 4 teh Garfield voyc. Lorenzo Music (RIP) wuz teh ONLEE voyc ov Garfield!
D’oh! I can has WordPress Borkerz? I ment dat comment 2 go up dere wit teh othr Garfield 1!
Nebber myndz. Iz neer Halloween. Mebbe WordPress hawntd?
Ooh, we can has excer….ecksor… sumbuddy cawl a preest?
Is OK - luk at the tiems. SJ posted befoar ud did, so taht comment comez furst.
Tho purrhaps WierdPress be reelee haunted. Coupla weeks ago ate wun of mai comments and nebber, ebber spit it awt awain!
Aye hayts wen dat happins!
Yay, Princess Mu. Duz mai eer detekt a “Star Wars” quote? Well dun, Princess o’ the Meadow.
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We’re savin teh Dance until ebbrywun can has teh cofeee.
I’z had mai cawfee and I iz alreddy gettin on down wit mai bad self.
“Gonna ewes it up….an ware it owt….ain’t nuffin lef in tis hole wurl I carez abowt….say 1, 2, 3 shaik ur body down….an SHAKE!!! YOUR!!!! BOD DEE DOWN!!!!!
Maybe I’z had a leeetl tu mush cawfee, ju tink?
hee hee! shakiin mi bodee down tew! i can has monday morning exercise! : )
fanks Janet : )
Ur welcome, Princess - butt wuz SJ hoo started it - butt is grate dance fur Monday morning. Gits everbuddie movin and havin fun.
I wuz akshullee thinking of “Waltz of teh Flowers” frum Tchaikovski’s “Nutcracker” - in honor of noo Meadow, of corse. Butt SJ has better idea - drastic meashoors needed awn Moandai moarning!
We weill save teh Waltz fur ur next - tiem.
HEY - EVEREE BUDDY DANCING! TIHS BE ‘DANCE OF JOY” TIEM! Even teh Cauliflowerians has had tiem to has had their coffee - or tee. I wanna see does bodies {{{{{{{SHAKEIN DOWN}}}}}}}}}}}}
Well dun Princess!
I onwee has 1 sip ob catfeend, butt I b shakein mah bodee up down an awl arown!
1 kitteh hab teh rips, so hims b doin teh “dance of joy” in hims wai for owr Princess!
: )
da waltz of da flowers would hab bean just right. Maybe nex tyme. SJ was helpfull tho. We needed to get r adrineline pumping wiff da frisky danse.
Aye etted ma brekkies an ma hows nawt on fyre, so Aye dans boogee down too!!
Butt needa save enerjee in case Aye needa pack up an boogee down to nawt burnin playsis! So far ma skiz iz bloo, butt it can chanj in blink uv ai… iz YIKES! Wind still BIG, we so smawll…Dey ewcakyooated a kwarter uv a MILLYUN!!! A hole city jus norf uv ma bruvver hadda leev!!!!
Oh, Hai. I maded u a furstee dants, but I eeted it.
cawz Garfeeld bee eetin ebberting in site?
Iz havin YUR cawfee nao. Tanks.
Sigh… iz mundai =(
I kan tell iz Mundai. Comentz r off tu a sloe start.
Comentz not alon. Kitteh off tu sloe start swell…
ugh. mundai. DO NOT WANT. wan katurdai. wan katureday evry dai.
iz alreddy tchooseday heere…soon it be chooseday where you iz too, ai PWOMIZ.
Chooseday? Chooseday alreddee? Whar R u, Bootawn?
Eggzaktly. It be Mundai. An it be rainin heer AWL DAI. We gots sumting liek 4 inchez of rayn. Haz a flood warnin til 4 inna mornin. Supposd to be raynin tomorro too. DO NOT WANT.
you fergets da donuts.
i needz a donut and more cawfee.
and maybe a nap.
Glarp gloorp slarp sloomp
Okey is thar som moer? An a baygul. Wif cheez croost. An croonchee donut. An a Yoohoo. An a slap inna fayse wif a board. Fanks u.
Di iz meh ebbry moarnin. Ai dont drink teh cawfee…cawfee iz teh pleh eggsep n teh brrrrish wintur moarnins. Ai can has tee insted? Sweeeeet tee? Mebbe wit a chikn biskit frum Martin’s (lokl restu…resta…eetins place) or Chick-Fil-A? Nom-nom-nom-nom…
FTW! You mus lib down south
Yep! I lib down n GA. We can has rainz? Iz rainin nao. We can has moar rainz?
Wez gotz lotza extry rainies in NW Florinada. Tanker trux cotching rainies, convoy to GA starting nao.
Dis trane also can stop in DC and VA?
When it drive through teh HRBT, we will siphon some rain off while they are stuck in teh Monday morning traffics.
Plz to send sum to SoCal. We burnin up owt heer….must be Oktobrrr…
Hey Patrick, I’m in Kennesaw GA. I did a happi danse fur the rain dis morning. dis hole drought ting b gettn wai owt a hand! I hope it keeps raining.
Hey Princess Mu an’ Patrick–
Ai b nuther Georgian wut lubs ICHC and teh many many klever peeps heer. Ai b GeorgiaGirl, libbin da gud laif up inna meowntins, in teh town whur dey makeses dem fugly kabbidj patch kiddles.
(Thot Ai beddur eggsplisitlee say Ai wuz GeorgiaGirl, sinse WPress mait say Ai be teho or JanetCH4K, or sumbuddy else eeeeekwully abuv mai stayshun.)
Scooz me now, wyl Ai go awt n do MAI happydans in da rain too…but many hugs to all da peeps midst da fires on da Lef’ Koast.
Yu can has sum of mien. We gots 4 inchez todai heer in Noo Orleens.
Mai parents liv in Roswell, GA. Dey be happee abowt rayn todai.
nom, nom, nom i member chik-fel-ia chiknbizkts bham morningz at H&H. still needz coffeez, evntho I iznot yankee.
I wish it wuz caturday instead..
I understands joo kitteh >:
i can relates to this WAY MUCH!
Dis b meh ebery murnin, tu. Only no 1 can haz teh spee…tulck… er… werds wif meh until after 10 am. Eye r jes not cibe… sievi… er … nyce till den!
Ebery moarnin on teh wai to wurk mai husban asks “what teh mattr wit u? U is misrubl beotch” An ebery dai I tells him “it’s MORNIN”.
My ex-hubby yoosed to say I went thru da hole histery ov ebbolushon every mornin.
no surpraiz hez ex
Wuz funnee, tho, and wayyyy troo!
datz me wen i gets home frum werk and haz teh hungry
Trai BEEG Glaz WADDAH wen u git ubb - u get dehydered wen u sleep n maeks u fiel funny. Heps alod!
Dis Starbucks taste burned to u?
Starbux IS burned.
starbucks is burned in your wallet!
make it yourself. you gets more and it tastes better.
Ai don carez 4 teh starbuks. Nebber noes hao 2 ordr proprlee. If ai wants teh cawfee, ai goes 2 teh QuikTrip. Dey has grate cawfee at fracshun of starbuks’ price. Ai alwayz mixeded mah flavrs. Yoojulee did diffrnt flavrs capoochino n mebbe regoolr cawfee. Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom…
QT be AMAYZIN. I luv theyr cawfee. An theyr freezee drinks. Plus usyooally has teh cheep gas.
Onlee cawfee at Bukeez I kin stand iz Arabeyan moka java R mebbee Columbeyan mayd wif goooood water!
Uvverwize I liek da fatnin Chai tee.
Xmas is wurst tiem fur me, I git da Chai tee wif eggnog init!!! YUMMMMM, but a bazillyun kaloreez.
Moastlee I onlee want wadder R limunayd, but iz gittin cold, I tinkin bowt hawt drinks latelee….
Whole tiem in England, da Bukkeez onlee had the much pleh Verona. We drinkt at Cafe Nero insted!
So…..dis wud explayn teh chargin rown teh hows an up an down teh curtins at tree ay em….. I’z switchin u to decaff, kitteh
Ohhh. It R moandai. I heerd 1 tyme dat kittehs gotz da porouse skins. I tryin it. Maybe da coughee gtz strait to da brain wile I soakin da head. Moandais is Mourndais! MUCH PLEH! DO NOT WANT!
LOL! Hoo thot teh porousity of teh skinz cud be a GUD ting! Kitteh iz veree smarrt.
(Lucy iz tu.)
Hai! Dat wuz MEE tawkin abowt teh porousity ob teh skinz, not the Teho! Not teh unreal Teho needer. Woodchuck. Woodchuck. Woodchuck. Got it, Werdpress?
Dis mus b Max-wel Hows kofeee - guds to teh las drop!! Aiz purrfer Dunkin Donutz kofeee, kitteh.