Luv it, ch!

WANT ONE.

Kathleen

And floozie – is moar compicated than taht. lolcatburglar is the original and therefoar teh awnlee not-Teho. Since not-NOT Teho wud mean it WAS Teho, we must now (fur teh purrposes of tihs discussion) reserve that title fur Teho.

Which meens taht we must cawl teh insolent, Teho displeasing masked stranjer, hoo wuz pretending to be Teho, the not-not-not-Teho.

Which means taht the rest of us are teh not-not-not-not-Tehos. See how taht werks?

cryme has degreez. i wudnt cal dis a caes of Idempity Theff. i has posed as Cheezburgr befoar, wen i wuz maekin fun of WurdPres (“u nevar noe who ur gona be”). i has also yoozed “DefinitelyNotTeho” an “Tehoozie” an othar sily naems.

wut i hasnt dun wuz maek my screenaem “Kathleen” an pritendid to, oh lets jus sai fr igzampul, taek evryfing back wut u jus sed erlyer. “o mai, i dono WUT i muss’v bin finkin, haha, silleh me, im rilly owld u noe” (iz EXAMPIL, peeps, pls doan flaem me bowt Teh Ageism or wutevar).

Bite me, troll.

Oh, and troll? Real brave of you, taking on a nice place like this, instead of a bunch of jerks.

If I catch you, troll, I will kick your rear into infinity.

Watch out.

I ment – the marks – do they mean u is stretching? Liek – stretch – yawn – finish stretch. If u dunt know – laff liens? Haw, haw, haw, hee, hee snert – I cant breethe. O mai.

Go back an reed again.

I not attackin u, ICHC fren.

(wich mabey u knoo)

heer, has sum kitns. (dey wuz awsum but deys all ‘doptid an grownup nao.) (wel, at leest wun is stil awsum.) (ifs a bit pesky.)
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is tru dat teh Burgers shud be abul to tel hooz hoo, tho. i duno bowt banning dem straytaway, cuz it wuz nots liek dey maed it sownd liek i wuz thretning sumwon or sumfing wurss… buts is stil veri bad foarm. u noe, grosslee im-polyte.

persinuly, iyd jus deleet teh wun stoopy coment.

Pettiness sucks.

Trolls and hackers suck, too.

I am sick of people not being able to be nice to each other, dammit.

I am counting on them to the right thing.

Muh head and my I Q bigger than yers
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When I was here this morning Leaf was the original poster.

Now I am here and the faked Teho comment is furst.

This is not just funny/cruel. This is SCARY because the person not only typed in false info, which is possible, but pre-empted Leaf’s stuff. (You can tell Leaf was first because I posted a post that said I was doing the “Furstee Dance.”

So this person actuallly has hacking skills.

Now, we have to be very careful. Anything that doesn’t make sense, don’t assume offense.

I wuz just feelin bad fur whut seemed to be noo peepl sayin it – and then gettin the low burgers. I guess in otter places, this is teh thing to do? And remember – I asked u to du the “stern butt gentle” lekshur – and u sayed – I think this is whut u ment – taht u had enuf ov taht kind of thing to do awn CO and taht “they must lern.” Which is ov coarse troo.

And u has far less patience tahn I has. And I just can’t bear to see peepl hoo cum to ICHC and see awl teh nice peeple and then- poof – theydon’t know why they is gettin teh cold shouldur.

Butt – u noe, I is VERY noo to tihs. I maiself at furst thot wun wuz supposed to shout “Furst.” I din’t notice teh burgers in teh beginning. I wud hav been mortified had I dun it and been treeted so badlee – and I mite never have cum bak.

This is teh onlee site I has ever particpated in, or red, reelee. And taht just since August. So – taht’s mai storee. I realize taht, noo as I am, tehre are meny things I still don’t know abawt – or “how things r dun.” Hoep I havn’t trod awn too menee toes.

i fink dere be only 2 kinds of peeple on dis site:

Teho
and…….
not-Teho (a larger group, maybe almost as clever as the other kind)