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FIRST!!
Bwahahahahaaaaa……
Teho sed teh “f” wurd, Teho sed teh “F” wurd….
Ya I iz bery matchoor I nose.
No I didn’t. That was some screen-name hijacking troll.
Notice that there’s no link to my blog, in the phony name?
Wha…? Kan sumwun do dat? WHY?
Coz dey haf no life of tehir own…so dey gotta ride sumwunz koattailz.
Ohhhhhh, I frout u waz jus bean funneh.
I fink dey fooled wats ob us!
Aw….wut? Okay, I getz mai pitchfork. Tonite, we eatz fresh troll.
Trollburger! nom nom nom
dats gibs the belly ache.
dunt eat it.
jes kilz it. much more satisfying.
It be tranzlaytin Moira 2 da rezcu! “No I dint. Dat be sum screen-name hiyjackin troll. Notise dat ders no link 2 mah blogz, in da fony name?”
Well, dis be a surprize. Fur hours now we has been thinkin it wuz leaf. U is LATE. Butt very funneh. How long has u bin plottin and plannin taht? We has awl been pwnd.
Butt – we must stik to r prnciplulz – np dance fur u todai.
ROFLMAO
ok, ftw, Teho, but onlee cuz itz u!
Well, yes, taht be exacklee it. If mai ayes dunt deceeve mee, aye do bleeve I am witnessing a pwn fur a pwn.
Bingo!
u not get binglol, sry. sumwun fuuld u an wuz not meh.
Well – taht wuzn’t mee! or rather, aye, either.
But I did has the answer – just rong person. Wuz sumwun pretending to be u pwning mee fur the pwn from teh Imprumtoo Theatre epsisode – becuz – prhaps u didn’t see it – then I sayed – awn last pikshoor – taht wudn’t be fun to play with teh “first” if u weren’t against it – wud spoil the fun.
Who ever did this is also VERY, very funny, with a reelee wicked sense of humor. With a gud memory and and eye fur teh details. Hoo cud taht bee? Hmmmmm. I puts awn mai cap of detekshun again.
And I must say, o masked stranjer – u is a werthy adversary. En garde!
Ov corse, we shud hav seen at wunz taht ur nayme wuz in black. Butt i havn’t reelee known fur very long whut taht ment! Just wehn Kathleen sed to click awn her nayme to see her.
“werthy abversari”? bcuz of dum blawg trik?
::yonn:: …no.
(It would be nice to have an option for reserveable, authenticated screen names on ICHC, something like TypeKey, from the Six Apart family… http://www.tinyurl.com/yobbld )
Just curious. Is those stretch marks awn either side ov yur yonn? I hoap so. Very . . . werd escapes meh – lukin liek wut it shud be.
dem is can be laff liens. LAFF LIENS!
ahem.
JESUS CHRIST, IT’S LAFF LIENS! GET IN THE CLOWNCAR!
Well – um – Teho – taht wuzn’t exacklee whut I ment – tho I wund’t fur teh werld chanj it nao and do without LAFF LIENS . . CLOWNCAR! I thot taht bunneh poop thred wuz the funniest . . .I am always so amaized at the way it werks heer. Teh moast innocint remark can leed to such astonishing things.
I ment – the marks – do they mean u is stretching? Liek – stretch – yawn – finish stretch. If u dunt know – laff liens? Haw, haw, haw, hee, hee snert – I cant breethe. O mai.
o jus asoom der wuz winky, k?
hmm.
on sekon thot, mabey dat wuz nots best choyse ob wurdz.
NASSTY mentul imij here.
gess agen plskthx
Pls to luk again – taht isn’t mai nayme! The bingo just means I wuz rite.
but i doan has eny skwarz fr “WTF i dinnint sez dat! wuznt me!”
mabey i shud add, tho
Butt – at leest u r bloo, so no wun can reelee pretend to be u fur long!
Cud bee as simple as this – purrhaps nawt big pawn at awl butt (and reelee, I do think it is funny) a response to mai statement in Dumbledore whar I said (rather foolishlee, I sees taht now):
“No, no, advoCAT. Teho must NEVER get past “furst” silliness.”
The blue link thing isn’t any guarantee either. Plenty of peeps have temporarily been other folks BY ACCIDENT lately, when WordPress (or JS-Kit?) has chucked someone else’s info into the required comment fields. Easiest thing in the world to type in whatever you want before clicking “Add comment”. Maybe it takes a while to show up, but not always, and it does show up eventually.
So, who wants me to put words in their mouths? I could be pretty convincing, too…
So THAT’s wai it tuk so long to get heer. Wuz two or three, at leest.
Teho, you can be me tomorrow – please go to my office, I don’t feel like going to work.
Don’t stretch my Manolos, though – I mean this.
wudncha noe, i akshuly has an anim fr dis… hehe
http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/05/my_plans_for_th.html
(i r teh wun holdings teh kitn, tho, not teh wun werin stulettoez)
ok ur scarin me now…I meen moar tahn yooshewal. STEP AWAI FROM TEH SHOOS!!!
Now TAHT is CO hed-splortin adorable. I speshullee liekd the “beep” at the end. U has a very nice arm. Butt the arm content – aaaahhhh. Grate way to spend a weekend.
dat wuz Tuni. she gots adoptid jus liek DAT [fingrsnap].
Rikki wuz frum saem rescute littr! ok, sum bebehpix nao…
1) http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00d414302b1b3c7f.html
2) http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00cd97221bd64cd5.html
3) http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00d4143555863c7f.html
Pweshus widdle pyles of floof!
WANT ONE.
You are neither Teho nor first.
I must go on record as saying that I is not teh not-Teho who dun did this stoopy thing. Is imposter not-Teho!
I did nawt think u did. Just becuz u r the ownlee troo not-Teho, so u cudn’t be maskerading as not-Teho.
Butt – do u reelee think is stoopee? I dunt know why – I find it hilarious.
I akshullee think it wuz inspired by “Ur insolence displeases meh.” Dis is Teho all over again talkin about the not-not-not-Teho.
ok stop mai brane hurtz – tihs awl gettin bery existnenshull.
Well, yes – u see – teh troo not-Teho is lolcatburglar, therefoar the troo not-not-Teho is Teho himself, so fur the Teho displeasing insolent masked stanjer, we must say not-not-not-Teho.
Oh, rite……no, wait….teh not-Teho is not teh not Teho? er….
*fetches large drink*
but u noes, in a veri reel wai, arnt we all not Teho?
cept meh. mabey. i fink.
I has an identitee craisis – an its yors.
i don’t know how it be done, but B! showed up wif my naem me one day.
i fink dere be only 2 kinds of peeple on dis site:
Teho
and…….
not-Teho (a larger group, maybe almost as clever as the other kind)
oof… sumwun be layin it on prity thik.
Now Teho – dunt furgit – YOU ARE TEHO! (I can has very gud memree sumtiems) Is nawt reelee possible to lay it on too thik
And floozie – is moar compicated than taht. lolcatburglar is the original and therefoar teh awnlee not-Teho. Since not-NOT Teho wud mean it WAS Teho, we must now (fur teh purrposes of tihs discussion) reserve that title fur Teho.
Which meens taht we must cawl teh insolent, Teho displeasing masked stranjer, hoo wuz pretending to be Teho, the not-not-not-Teho.
Which means taht the rest of us are teh not-not-not-not-Tehos. See how taht werks?
Are we not men? We are Teho!
[whips it good]
Ok, is more not-funny than stoopy. I likes to bleev that peeps here be moar creative than that in their pranks. Then again, I also likes to bleev that I is a perfeckt size 8.
Not-Teho prefers teh not-not-funnys. Not-Teho also has not-not-headache. I can has non-asprin asprin?
No you cannot not has.
*brane splodes*
Ai, tu mush tinkin.
Okai, I wus foolded, I just nip off an shoot maiself.
Ok – I admits taht u awl r rite, and no wun shud bee masqueading heer as sumwun else – butt he didn’t reelee use Teho’s reel nayme, cuz Teho’s reel nayme is in bloo (I know Teho said it cud be dun, but I’ll bet is nawt easy), and he didn’t use mai reel nayme, either.
And it WUZ insolent and it DID displease Teho – and I just can’t help laffing about it.
SJ, J4K, LCB, an evrywun els i cant figgr owt gud akronimz foar — u is teh shiz.
(um… fyi, dat is can be gud fing.)
Or IS we????
Maybe we’s sumbuddy else….
ok I goze to bed nao.
Gud nite, SJ. U is up veree late. Sleep tite.
Thankzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Muh head and my I Q bigger than yers
Hits sekrit button and a chair tips backwards to sound of scream….small curl of smoke.
pew !!! pew pew pew !!!
( melissa, you’re on )
pewpewpewpewpewpewpew!!!!
*axes berreh politlee wif hat in mai han* I can has teh happeh congratulatory dants fur leef pweeze?
Fur Leaf, we is dancin the minuet. Minuet is statelee, but full of the WIN. We must be remembering the LOLfloors. Teh flolors?
Looks like jes u and me kid….c’m heer…looks slowly left then right…Pull my paw…i’s serious!
Sound of sekrit trapdoor opening
suddenly… leaf had the post all to herself…
hello ??? hel-lo ???
My supa-sized megalicious rant – lemme show u it …
bad whiskers day
humph, jus cant get dem to balance
I haytes dayz liek dat…. Sigh, I has menee uv dem laytlee!
not-interested cat is not interested
u means unintrestd kitteh?
Yoo meen norml?
“Don’t call my kitteh *normal*. No one in my whole *family* is normal.”
Anyone know the ref?
Sowns laik mai fambly ackshullee….
Is Beetlejuice?
It’s Junie B. Jones! Unless you teach little ones or read stories to your child, you probably never heard of her, but she is hilarious!
Hello my baby hello my ragtime dolllll…praizzzzzzzzz Jezzzuz….for 4 easy payments of 99.99 you can build that body the neighbor will envy…..wapp wapp wapp – nooooooo don eat me aaaahhhhhh ……are you tired of body fat?……..
*sigh* bor-ring…
adventur kitteh is tayrid after fighting wit the quicksands, must to get out before cuddletimez and cheezbrgs! Stoopy hoomins only laff of him not reelizing him daynger so kitteh planz rivenge
Looks like kitteh plugged up quicksands, so nothing to worry about
call mai execushiner!
Releese teh hounds!
i hearbye sentanse yew to be my fur slave….you shall rub meh, pat meh, and make me cheezburgers..
you shall refer to me as master….
Sigh! Sumbuddy haz to say it:
“Bring me Solo and teh Wookie!”
ha ha nice un i didn’t tink it
“… and a cheezburger. extra fries.”
and a diet coke
and teh schwarz!
Spaceballs FTWWWWW
“your schwarz is as big as mine !”
keeee-hoooo keee-hooo “I can’t breathe in this damned thing!”
I didnt see u playin with ur dolls sir!
Moichandizing!! Moichandizing!!!
Ah and the Schwarz flame-thrower! Bit hit with the kids
and the head of alfredo garcia
Mmmmm, garlic chikkin alfredo……
wuz finking teh sam thin zactly. dis be jabba kitteh, or mebbe emporor kitteh. “oh hai. i’z kwite sry, dis stashin iz fullie opera…ozpppl.., er werks gud. open fire naw. an brin me mai cheezburgers. or i’z wil kil joo.
Hey, I iz nawt “kewty kewty kitteh floofy bebbee”. I iz Azrael, dark an myetee distroyur ov wurlds an u shud feeer me an mai terribl powrs! Srsly, puts teh yarn awai. U is just embrrsin urself.
What? Caturdai oberf already? Where it went? who taked it? I don’t rmember no caterday. U liez! Oh wait….neber mind.
mai kitteh gib meh dis luk uv not imprest ebbery tiem i luk at her. but i lurv her enneywai.
yu jus gotta luv teh kitteh. ai nevr seen a kitteh ai dint luv.
Dis luk is ackshully teh happy-eyes kittehs make wen dey is bein content. Kittehs bein part Vulcan (v. pointy ears), dis teh eekwivalent of teh beeg grin. Mah kittehs make dese eyes wen I is pettin dem or puttin teh gushyfud in dere dishes.
Definitlee! See da way himz whiskerz is poyntin forwurd? He seemz intristid in sumpin, R mebee he abowt to yaaaaaaawn…..
But whut is da dark thingie unner hims chin? Is tayl? is foooot? Is dark shado uv deemun cumin to steel ma sole?
Tehy be steelin ma sole? Oh mai cod!
Halybutt?
Sry, Aye floundered
“She drank like a… she drank a lot.”
Bringz me mah swordz n we willz flyz troo de bamboo n hearz de drumz inna backgrounz. Dey kallz me Chow Yun-KAT!!!!!!!!!!111
Must mayntayn luk ob udder contempt…so hard wehn I B slowly sinkin into de floofy pillo…must B strong….can not gib in to deh floofines…must…keep disdayn….for……..AAHHHHHHHH! (* snoooze n drool*)
WTF. I trai agen tomorow.
distayn & dissgustt wif u hyoominz…….i haz it.
plz 2 awayt mai furrthurr orderz.
maintayn disdayn…dats teh kitteh kode!
is moar ov a gydelien, akshuly
Pawmpuss Kitteh lubz
himz plush pillo. Wantz boal ub
sammun tartarr. Now!
How dayrz deez Hewminz
ignoar hims?!!! Kitteh mytez hab
2 steallz t3h reemoat
Kitteh needz 2 acktz
fasst. Kwikksandz Pillo maykeeng
Kitteh dissappeerz!
Hewmins arez watcheeng
“Invaydurrz frum Marz” Kitteh
finkz, “How i-rawnnik!”
“Waryz didz Kitteh goez?”
Floofee Kwikksand Pillo klaymz
annudder vikktim
Jack.
u haz vary impresiv haikoo skilz. id giv u da pullitzur pryz.
u shud publisch dem!!
The pullet surprise?
Jules – yay! Pullet surprise? Brilliant.
mmm. lubz cheekin eben moar dan cheezburger!
JESUS CHRIST, IT’S A CHICKEN! GET ON THE TRACTOR!!!
teho, I cannot even begin tu tell u how mutch aye luvs this wun.
jus seemd liek sensibul responz to pullet surprise.
NK hoomin, we goes ovar eet ONE MOAR TIEM…..
Whin i sez naow, I MEENZ NOAW! So…….
CHEEZBURGER!! NOAW!!!
NOOOOAAAAAAWWW!!!!!!!!
inpayshint cat is VAAAARY impayshint!!!!
yase he iz. all cats meeen naow. cause teh wurld revolvs round tehm. as it shud.
Mah tuxie Tootsie..she was vary impayshint.
Ifn she wawntid sumpin she wud be hollerin and yowlin.
Herz Daddeh was teh saimese.
Teh apple doant fall far frum teh tree.
mai decible kitteh, we knew he had teh siamese in him caus he WOULD. NOT. SHUT. UP. still loved him tho.
i heer dat.
(yooshuly @ 5:AM)
I fink eberfing displeases dis kitteh. Only gushee foods will halp!
I rulz wif iyern paw
Frum mah beenbag frone
wat!? ma insolence???
Butt – at leest u r bloo, so no wun can reelee pretend to be u fur long!
Cud bee as simple as this – purrhaps nawt big pawn at awl butt (and reelee, I do think it is funny) a response to mai statement in Dumbledore whar I said (rather foolishlee, I sees taht now):
“No, no, advoCAT. Teho must NEVER get past “furst” silliness.”
Everywun pleast to be ignoring this. Is in rong place. I have copied it and put it whar it belongs – but of coure cannot get rid of this wun.
wups
too laet
u noe, is goten to poynt naow wher is nots eben me wut maeks teh mowst ishoo abowts it enymoar.
That is troo. However, Teho – u r teh de facto leeder heer. If u say it’s bad to shawt “furst,” – tehn everybuddy say’s it’s bad. If u say it’s gud – tehn it be gud -
I wuz just feelin bad fur whut seemed to be noo peepl sayin it – and then gettin the low burgers. I guess in otter places, this is teh thing to do? And remember – I asked u to du the “stern butt gentle” lekshur – and u sayed – I think this is whut u ment – taht u had enuf ov taht kind of thing to do awn CO and taht “they must lern.” Which is ov coarse troo.
And u has far less patience tahn I has. And I just can’t bear to see peepl hoo cum to ICHC and see awl teh nice peeple and then- poof – theydon’t know why they is gettin teh cold shouldur.
Butt – u noe, I is VERY noo to tihs. I maiself at furst thot wun wuz supposed to shout “Furst.” I din’t notice teh burgers in teh beginning. I wud hav been mortified had I dun it and been treeted so badlee – and I mite never have cum bak.
This is teh onlee site I has ever particpated in, or red, reelee. And taht just since August. So – taht’s mai storee. I realize taht, noo as I am, tehre are meny things I still don’t know abawt – or “how things r dun.” Hoep I havn’t trod awn too menee toes.
I’m tired of innocent people’s feelings being hurt. There’s a difference between being silly and shouting FURST because you are just silly and don’t know any better, and just being cruel and saying something sick because you don’t like the sight. How sucky to get 40 low votes and then wonder why.
Pettiness sucks.
Trolls and hackers suck, too.
I am sick of people not being able to be nice to each other, dammit.
1 snarky zing vs. bad behaevyr (ov a soart wich is long-tiem problim on lots an lots o blogs) duz not nescesarylee meen crool, u noes. tho i do has a sertin… ekonnymee of speech, yez.
heer, has sum kitns. (dey wuz awsum but deys all ‘doptid an grownup nao.) (wel, at leest wun is stil awsum.) (ifs a bit pesky.)
http://www.a7.vox.com/6a00c2252668128e1d00d4143dd8473c7f-pi
um… dat beeyng sed, teh ID-troll up at top of dis thred be nots innosint. “insolent” wuz betar wurd in al waiz.
Teho, wen I used teh wurd cruel it wuz in teh context ub teh peepuls “sayin sumthin sick caws dey doan like teh site”…..NOT U.
Go back an reed again.
I not attackin u, ICHC fren.
Oh, an Teho? Tanks fer dem cyute kittehs.
ur weclom, and ok i gets it.
noaw, Teho, u notices teh badness teh troll is up too? He bee fakin mah name too. I is berry wurried. Wut can wee doo?
Not Getting Reference Cat iz puzzled….
Leaf
12 votes
October 21st, 2007 at 1:13 am
Muh head and my I Q bigger than yers
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When I was here this morning Leaf was the original poster.
Now I am here and the faked Teho comment is furst.
This is not just funny/cruel. This is SCARY because the person not only typed in false info, which is possible, but pre-empted Leaf’s stuff. (You can tell Leaf was first because I posted a post that said I was doing the “Furstee Dance.”
So this person actuallly has hacking skills.
Now, we have to be very careful. Anything that doesn’t make sense, don’t assume offense.
ICHC should be able to see the troll’s origin and ban them.
I am counting on them to the right thing.
dis persun not has teh hax. no wuriez. dis persun jus tyeps in “Teho” in teh naem bawks an maek it sown liek i sez wut i not sez. apeard laetr bcuz WurdPrez held teh coment fr moderayshin, sinz teh “Teho” naem (wifout my email or URL) wuz “new” ID, ands all nu IDs be on probayshim fr a wiel (liek twennyfoar owers).
is tru dat teh Burgers shud be abul to tel hooz hoo, tho. i duno bowt banning dem straytaway, cuz it wuz nots liek dey maed it sownd liek i wuz thretning sumwon or sumfing wurss… buts is stil veri bad foarm. u noe, grosslee im-polyte.
persinuly, iyd jus deleet teh wun stoopy coment.
(buts moastly bcuz it be pet peev of mien)
(wich mabey u knoo)
OH, yeah, and Teho? IF this was your comment, which I doubt…is more than bad form. Should be a crime.
Bite me, troll.
Oh, and troll? Real brave of you, taking on a nice place like this, instead of a bunch of jerks.
teh onlys coment in dis thred wich sed “Teho” but wuznt mien (as of riet naow, 9:57 PM Centril) wuz teh “FURST” wun.
cryme has degreez. i wudnt cal dis a caes of Idempity Theff. i has posed as Cheezburgr befoar, wen i wuz maekin fun of WurdPres (“u nevar noe who ur gona be”). i has also yoozed “DefinitelyNotTeho” an “Tehoozie” an othar sily naems.
wut i hasnt dun wuz maek my screenaem “Kathleen” an pritendid to, oh lets jus sai fr igzampul, taek evryfing back wut u jus sed erlyer. “o mai, i dono WUT i muss’v bin finkin, haha, silleh me, im rilly owld u noe” (iz EXAMPIL, peeps, pls doan flaem me bowt Teh Ageism or wutevar).
Nvm, his hacking skills aren’t as awesome as I thought. In truth, they are quite tame.
THAT WAS NOT ME.
If I catch you, troll, I will kick your rear into infinity.
Watch out.
Hey, Kathleen Faking Troll, WTF is Nvm?
Kathleen
prolly NeVerMind
Yoo half faild me for teh last time, Admiral…
And, awn a lighter note . . .
Luv it, ch!
You will die…………… slowly………………..