Well - taht wuzn’t mee! or rather, aye, either.

But I did has the answer - just rong person. Wuz sumwun pretending to be u pwning mee fur the pwn from teh Imprumtoo Theatre epsisode - becuz - prhaps u didn’t see it - then I sayed - awn last pikshoor - taht wudn’t be fun to play with teh “first” if u weren’t against it - wud spoil the fun.

Who ever did this is also VERY, very funny, with a reelee wicked sense of humor. With a gud memory and and eye fur teh details. Hoo cud taht bee? Hmmmmm. I puts awn mai cap of detekshun again.

And I must say, o masked stranjer - u is a werthy adversary. En garde!

Ov corse, we shud hav seen at wunz taht ur nayme wuz in black. Butt i havn’t reelee known fur very long whut taht ment! Just wehn Kathleen sed to click awn her nayme to see her.

“werthy abversari”? bcuz of dum blawg trik?
::yonn:: …no.

(It would be nice to have an option for reserveable, authenticated screen names on ICHC, something like TypeKey, from the Six Apart family… http://www.tinyurl.com/yobbld )

Just curious. Is those stretch marks awn either side ov yur yonn? I hoap so. Very . . . werd escapes meh - lukin liek wut it shud be.

dem is can be laff liens. LAFF LIENS!
ahem.

JESUS CHRIST, IT’S LAFF LIENS! GET IN THE CLOWNCAR!

Well - um - Teho - taht wuzn’t exacklee whut I ment - tho I wund’t fur teh werld chanj it nao and do without LAFF LIENS . . CLOWNCAR! I thot taht bunneh poop thred wuz the funniest . . .I am always so amaized at the way it werks heer. Teh moast innocint remark can leed to such astonishing things.

I ment - the marks - do they mean u is stretching? Liek - stretch - yawn - finish stretch. If u dunt know - laff liens? Haw, haw, haw, hee, hee snert - I cant breethe. O mai.

o jus asoom der wuz winky, k?

hmm.
on sekon thot, mabey dat wuz nots best choyse ob wurdz.

NASSTY mentul imij here.

but i doan has eny skwarz fr “WTF i dinnint sez dat! wuznt me!”
mabey i shud add, tho

Butt - at leest u r bloo, so no wun can reelee pretend to be u fur long!

Cud bee as simple as this - purrhaps nawt big pawn at awl butt (and reelee, I do think it is funny) a response to mai statement in Dumbledore whar I said (rather foolishlee, I sees taht now):

“No, no, advoCAT. Teho must NEVER get past “furst” silliness.”

The blue link thing isn’t any guarantee either. Plenty of peeps have temporarily been other folks BY ACCIDENT lately, when WordPress (or JS-Kit?) has chucked someone else’s info into the required comment fields. Easiest thing in the world to type in whatever you want before clicking “Add comment”. Maybe it takes a while to show up, but not always, and it does show up eventually.

So, who wants me to put words in their mouths? I could be pretty convincing, too…

So THAT’s wai it tuk so long to get heer. Wuz two or three, at leest.

Teho, you can be me tomorrow - please go to my office, I don’t feel like going to work.

Don’t stretch my Manolos, though - I mean this.

wudncha noe, i akshuly has an anim fr dis… hehe
http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/05/my_plans_for_th.html
(i r teh wun holdings teh kitn, tho, not teh wun werin stulettoez)

ok ur scarin me now…I meen moar tahn yooshewal. STEP AWAI FROM TEH SHOOS!!!

Now TAHT is CO hed-splortin adorable. I speshullee liekd the “beep” at the end. U has a very nice arm. Butt the arm content - aaaahhhh. Grate way to spend a weekend.

dat wuz Tuni. she gots adoptid jus liek DAT [fingrsnap].
Rikki wuz frum saem rescute littr! ok, sum bebehpix nao…
1) http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00d414302b1b3c7f.html
2) http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00cd97221bd64cd5.html
3) http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00d4143555863c7f.html

Pweshus widdle pyles of floof!

WANT ONE.

Well, yes - u see - teh troo not-Teho is lolcatburglar, therefoar the troo not-not-Teho is Teho himself, so fur the Teho displeasing insolent masked stanjer, we must say not-not-not-Teho.

Oh, rite……no, wait….teh not-Teho is not teh not Teho? er….

*fetches large drink*

but u noes, in a veri reel wai, arnt we all not Teho?
cept meh. mabey. i fink.

I has an identitee craisis - an its yors.

i don’t know how it be done, but B! showed up wif my naem me one day.

i fink dere be only 2 kinds of peeple on dis site:

Teho
and…….
not-Teho (a larger group, maybe almost as clever as the other kind)

oof… sumwun be layin it on prity thik.

Now Teho - dunt furgit - YOU ARE TEHO! (I can has very gud memree sumtiems) Is nawt reelee possible to lay it on too thik

And floozie - is moar compicated than taht. lolcatburglar is the original and therefoar teh awnlee not-Teho. Since not-NOT Teho wud mean it WAS Teho, we must now (fur teh purrposes of tihs discussion) reserve that title fur Teho.

Which meens taht we must cawl teh insolent, Teho displeasing masked stranjer, hoo wuz pretending to be Teho, the not-not-not-Teho.

Which means taht the rest of us are teh not-not-not-not-Tehos. See how taht werks?

Are we not men? We are Teho!

[whips it good]

No you cannot not has.

*brane splodes*

Ai, tu mush tinkin.

Okai, I wus foolded, I just nip off an shoot maiself.

Ok - I admits taht u awl r rite, and no wun shud bee masqueading heer as sumwun else - butt he didn’t reelee use Teho’s reel nayme, cuz Teho’s reel nayme is in bloo (I know Teho said it cud be dun, but I’ll bet is nawt easy), and he didn’t use mai reel nayme, either.

And it WUZ insolent and it DID displease Teho - and I just can’t help laffing about it.

SJ, J4K, LCB, an evrywun els i cant figgr owt gud akronimz foar — u is teh shiz.

(um… fyi, dat is can be gud fing.)

Or IS we????

Maybe we’s sumbuddy else….

ok I goze to bed nao.

Gud nite, SJ. U is up veree late. Sleep tite.

Thankzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz