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photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: Becki
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Puppers fuzzee kitteeh slippurrz gawt away frum him!
Gud job, B!
I can has happeh dance?
U can has happee danss onlee if kittehs disply {{{happee tale!}}}
cbsb - so happee to see u back - wif wunderful happee tale. Just in tiem to danse.
Has u perchance a happee tale to tell us?
Knot yet, Janet. No jawb yet, juss eetin lawts ov chocklit!
Well, durn! Sorree to heer taht. Choklits gud, tho. purrhaps u needs a nice sawft blankie frum the LOLspital. R u OK? I meen - fud and stuff? Is skeeree, I think, to hav no jawb. Unless u r retired, ov corse. I must say, I breetheded a big sigh ofv relief wehn I retired.
Corse, nao we must werree taht teh economee is being rooned bai u know hoo.
Happeh dance cuming up - this tiem we B! dancing the waltz. Teh music, in honor of both B! and Romeow. Teh music will be Juliet’z waltz from Gounod’s “Romeo and Juliet.” B! and Romeow u go as furst pair *snert* - and tehn teh rest of us will join in.
Teh musik is starting nao - can u heer the violins?
ndeed ah cin Janet! Will u teech me da waltz. it luukes liek fun!
B! mai Aye hav dis dance?
Butt uv corse!!! Aye lurve da waltz!
One twoo free one too free! Iz jus liek walkin, lef rite lef, rite lef rite, but wif purty moozicks!
(Ma hubbee mite cut in, but we kin danse til he duz!)
I unnerstan. Eets been lubbly dansin wif u.
kthxbai
*hubby cuts in*
tx fur luvlee dans, Romeow!
Wheeee!! *twirls away wiff hubbee*
(I wuz so temptid to say BLEEN up der, but I restraynd maseff!)
Dis bee great furst comment.
Dis bee great furst comment postur.
I been on a bit affer wurk, affer veruh tirun day. I dun seed dat sick troll bidness regardin Teho, and seein Gayla postun, and beeun confused what peepul RELLY bee sayin wut……….
so I says, O HELL NO I AIN’T DANTSUN NO WALTZ. I DANCING TEH MOST EKSITIN FRENZEED DANTS POSSIBUL!!!
Glad too see B! azz teh gud postur! Dantsus till I flopz on teh floor wiff exawschun!!!!!!
Hopes and prayz dat wen I checks in in teh eerlee mornin teh troll bee apprehendud and ICHC beez back to normul.
but… dis IS be normul…
OH, an WARNING!!!! THERE IS A TROLL ON ICHC POSTIN FAKE COMMENTS UNDER DIFFERENT PEOPLE’S NAMES. DO NOT NECESSARILY BELIEVE WHAT YOU READ.
yah liek weer gona buy dat.
(AM KIDING!
WINKWINK)
Teho, u fart. I batts u wiff mai paw.
Yesh, it bee me.
sry bowt dat.
[lights match]
[blows it out]
wayt a sec. . . whut I miss?
haz sumbunny bin meen agin?
[cubbers hed an criez]
sumbodee faked Teho’s name an mine too an I tink Janets an probublee others.
Sucks.
wow ,is nut good. do not want. trolls r ugly n sad creechurz not eezly unnerstewd, butt to be potteed — er, pitteed. (didz i menchun they smellz bad, too? [[flush]])
LOL at Jenny! Mah furst belly laff uf night!
Tanks u!
/o, noes, toilet bee overflowin!
jenny- I tinks yuz righ da furs tim…… trolls bestest when potted…….canz we putz it inz da petuniaz?
hmmmm- I members hav blu hair troll doll wunce….. waz UGLI! ….. but Iz learned howz to braid hares wif it…….
momcat
composted trollz make fur plehtoonyas. tee hee
WIN!
momcat
Ai lurnd how to brayed wit a mai littul poneh. Buy axident. Ai wish Ai new how too freynch brayd, still not lurnd dat.
oh what, do I not count enough to fake? was it my breath?
U gots to has littul sisters to lurn Frawnsh brayed. Dey makes for gud pracktiss.
If u tays tem tu teh chair furst. Mai liddle sister nawt so keen on playin hairdressrs.
An I only cut her hare teh WUN taim.
stendtrollio–u is iminit–innimmit–innaminit–u is to smart to be fakeded!
dis sownds liek can be a challinjj! heheh…
iz not teh first time goggie lost himz slipprz. Ther shood be fore uv em. (ha, ha sed teh f wurd in legitament sentnc. la la la la)
in ur legitament context it nots bothr me, silleh
BLEEN!
LOL!
sit down, B.
is tiem we hads litl talk bowt Teh Meening Of Context. ur old enuf to noe.
Iz whut Eye thot, butt ju saidz it bettr!!
Teh kitteh nazi sez…..
ohohohoh, i gets it!
(fur a joo maiself, (nonpractising thank yu vary much), yud think id be quicker on teh uptak bout things lik that…)
I noticud dat rite awai, an i tinks, uh, uh…a kitteh fer EBBERY joo wut wunts wun, dammut.
I thought that be for a peeps of cuban dissents as in jes it iz joo. Iz i be missin sumpin?
Our Teeter haz a MOM?????? how nice!
Joo dusn’t libs in Noo Jork?
I fot dis wuz about teh Soup Nazi from Seinfeld
It was.
DING!!!…..NEXT!!!
Ai got teh kitteh but ai didnt git teh cheezburger
Let it go George
I want mah cheezburger
Just forget abowt it George
‘Scuse meh ai didnt git a cheezburger
U want cheezburger? NO KITTEH 4 JOO! NEXT!
Butt, I juss wanna c ifs dey has a flavor.
i wuznt gonna eet em! i wuz only gonna tastes dem. *hnst*
B careful kitteh’s,
SupaPuppeh canz leap tawl gates ina single bownd.
kittehs r taunteeng, i tink
taunteeng, taunteeng at ur c-froo doar.
onlys dis, an nuffing moar.
Quoth teh kittehs, Nebbermoar.
Neener Neener boo boo
Goggie smell leik doo doo!
*runnin away stikin tonge owt*
mmmm i has such good flaver today… i rolld in teh bakin greez n sprinkld teh cheez all ovr. i almos wann eets myself *yum yum*. too badz u over ther n all. betr luk nex tim, kthxbai.
NOES u be KILLEN ME!!!1!! Com little closer to teh fense and tell me again how gud ur flavr… com on… little closer…
I has a Cawfee mug wif a Far Side cartoony..
It sez “Dial a cat”
an has a goggie sittn dere onna fone lissnin to…
“Hello, I’m a big fat siamese with a broken leg and no teeth and I’m sitting here on my front porch with no place to run or hide… in broad daylight…..”
Oh, mai Gawd….u gais bee killin mee wiff teh funniez!
omg, so hilolaries!
Aw, naw…Kyats arn’t THAT mean!
Well, the little ones, maybe…Oh, wait, that’s humin little ones…
I come back tomorrow. Feel better then….
{{{{{{{HUGZ}}}}}}}
This were mah thoughts too. They does lerns teh tawntins early dese days.