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Puppers fuzzee kitteeh slippurrz gawt away frum him!
Gud job, B!
I can has happeh dance?
U can has happee danss onlee if kittehs disply {{{happee tale!}}}
cbsb – so happee to see u back – wif wunderful happee tale. Just in tiem to danse.
Has u perchance a happee tale to tell us?
Knot yet, Janet. No jawb yet, juss eetin lawts ov chocklit!
Well, durn! Sorree to heer taht. Choklits gud, tho. purrhaps u needs a nice sawft blankie frum the LOLspital. R u OK? I meen – fud and stuff? Is skeeree, I think, to hav no jawb. Unless u r retired, ov corse. I must say, I breetheded a big sigh ofv relief wehn I retired.
Corse, nao we must werree taht teh economee is being rooned bai u know hoo.
Happeh dance cuming up – this tiem we B! dancing the waltz. Teh music, in honor of both B! and Romeow. Teh music will be Juliet’z waltz from Gounod’s “Romeo and Juliet.” B! and Romeow u go as furst pair *snert* – and tehn teh rest of us will join in.
Teh musik is starting nao – can u heer the violins?
ndeed ah cin Janet! Will u teech me da waltz. it luukes liek fun!
B! mai Aye hav dis dance?
Butt uv corse!!! Aye lurve da waltz!
One twoo free one too free! Iz jus liek walkin, lef rite lef, rite lef rite, but wif purty moozicks!
(Ma hubbee mite cut in, but we kin danse til he duz!)
I unnerstan. Eets been lubbly dansin wif u.
kthxbai
*hubby cuts in*
tx fur luvlee dans, Romeow!
Wheeee!! *twirls away wiff hubbee*
(I wuz so temptid to say BLEEN up der, but I restraynd maseff!)
Dis bee great furst comment.
Dis bee great furst comment postur.
I been on a bit affer wurk, affer veruh tirun day. I dun seed dat sick troll bidness regardin Teho, and seein Gayla postun, and beeun confused what peepul RELLY bee sayin wut……….
so I says, O HELL NO I AIN’T DANTSUN NO WALTZ. I DANCING TEH MOST EKSITIN FRENZEED DANTS POSSIBUL!!!
Glad too see B! azz teh gud postur! Dantsus till I flopz on teh floor wiff exawschun!!!!!!
Hopes and prayz dat wen I checks in in teh eerlee mornin teh troll bee apprehendud and ICHC beez back to normul.
but… dis IS be normul…
OH, an WARNING!!!! THERE IS A TROLL ON ICHC POSTIN FAKE COMMENTS UNDER DIFFERENT PEOPLE’S NAMES. DO NOT NECESSARILY BELIEVE WHAT YOU READ.
yah liek weer gona buy dat.
(AM KIDING!
WINKWINK)
Teho, u fart. I batts u wiff mai paw.
Yesh, it bee me.
sry bowt dat.
[lights match]
[blows it out]
wayt a sec. . . whut I miss?
haz sumbunny bin meen agin?
[cubbers hed an criez]
sumbodee faked Teho’s name an mine too an I tink Janets an probublee others.
Sucks.
wow ,is nut good. do not want. trolls r ugly n sad creechurz not eezly unnerstewd, butt to be potteed — er, pitteed. (didz i menchun they smellz bad, too? [[flush]])
LOL at Jenny! Mah furst belly laff uf night!
Tanks u!
/o, noes, toilet bee overflowin!
jenny- I tinks yuz righ da furs tim…… trolls bestest when potted…….canz we putz it inz da petuniaz?
hmmmm- I members hav blu hair troll doll wunce….. waz UGLI! ….. but Iz learned howz to braid hares wif it…….
momcat
composted trollz make fur plehtoonyas. tee hee
WIN!
momcat
Ai lurnd how to brayed wit a mai littul poneh. Buy axident. Ai wish Ai new how too freynch brayd, still not lurnd dat.
oh what, do I not count enough to fake? was it my breath?
U gots to has littul sisters to lurn Frawnsh brayed. Dey makes for gud pracktiss.
If u tays tem tu teh chair furst. Mai liddle sister nawt so keen on playin hairdressrs.
An I only cut her hare teh WUN taim.
stendtrollio–u is iminit–innimmit–innaminit–u is to smart to be fakeded!
dis sownds liek can be a challinjj! heheh…
iz not teh first time goggie lost himz slipprz. Ther shood be fore uv em. (ha, ha sed teh f wurd in legitament sentnc. la la la la)
in ur legitament context it nots bothr me, silleh
BLEEN!
LOL!
sit down, B.
is tiem we hads litl talk bowt Teh Meening Of Context. ur old enuf to noe.
Iz whut Eye thot, butt ju saidz it bettr!!
Teh kitteh nazi sez…..
ohohohoh, i gets it!
(fur a joo maiself, (nonpractising thank yu vary much), yud think id be quicker on teh uptak bout things lik that…)
I noticud dat rite awai, an i tinks, uh, uh…a kitteh fer EBBERY joo wut wunts wun, dammut.
I thought that be for a peeps of cuban dissents as in jes it iz joo. Iz i be missin sumpin?
Our Teeter haz a MOM?????? how nice!
Joo dusn’t libs in Noo Jork?
I fot dis wuz about teh Soup Nazi from Seinfeld
It was.
DING!!!…..NEXT!!!
Ai got teh kitteh but ai didnt git teh cheezburger
Let it go George
I want mah cheezburger
Just forget abowt it George
‘Scuse meh ai didnt git a cheezburger
U want cheezburger? NO KITTEH 4 JOO! NEXT!
Butt, I juss wanna c ifs dey has a flavor.
i wuznt gonna eet em! i wuz only gonna tastes dem. *hnst*
B careful kitteh’s,
SupaPuppeh canz leap tawl gates ina single bownd.
kittehs r taunteeng, i tink
taunteeng, taunteeng at ur c-froo doar.
onlys dis, an nuffing moar.
Quoth teh kittehs, Nebbermoar.
Neener Neener boo boo
Goggie smell leik doo doo!
*runnin away stikin tonge owt*
mmmm i has such good flaver today… i rolld in teh bakin greez n sprinkld teh cheez all ovr. i almos wann eets myself *yum yum*. too badz u over ther n all. betr luk nex tim, kthxbai.
NOES u be KILLEN ME!!!1!! Com little closer to teh fense and tell me again how gud ur flavr… com on… little closer…
I has a Cawfee mug wif a Far Side cartoony..
It sez “Dial a cat”
an has a goggie sittn dere onna fone lissnin to…
“Hello, I’m a big fat siamese with a broken leg and no teeth and I’m sitting here on my front porch with no place to run or hide… in broad daylight…..”
Oh, mai Gawd….u gais bee killin mee wiff teh funniez!
omg, so hilolaries!
Aw, naw…Kyats arn’t THAT mean!
Well, the little ones, maybe…Oh, wait, that’s humin little ones…
I come back tomorrow. Feel better then….
{{{{{{{HUGZ}}}}}}}
This were mah thoughts too. They does lerns teh tawntins early dese days.
Go ‘way goggie, or Iz tawnt youz a secund tym!
Run away! Run away!
watch out googy!
we has many pointy ends. you just has steenky bref.
dont eben tries to say you is more betteh. you has to stay behind the gates and we gets the run of the house.
youhas to go poop in da rain and we has a boks in the nice warm house.
we is cute and you is silly.
we wins!
Awww…nao I feelz sowwy for de goggie. C’mere, goggie, I skritches u behind ur earses and givez u goggie treats.
awwwww…
i wuv goggies too.
but kitties have the ‘tude, ya know? i can sees it like an aura.
It AWL bee gud! *skritches all teh earsess and backsess*
Yay fur teh furzzee wurzzeee fwens we haz!
Wez hab goggie an kiddi two….
bery phunny- goggie luvs to mak kiddi run an run- if shez ketchs him shez liks him two deaf. Kiddi HATE dat…
But……
One deep dark nigh whenz I culden sleep waz sitten in libben room watchn goggie snore…… kiddi cums up slowly an quietly tipe toes pas goggie….. goggie still snorn…. zo, kiddi cums back uder wai an *acudently* stepzs on goggies feetz… googie woks up KIDDI! run, run, run….
zo, Iz not belivn kiddi anyz mor when hez says how he hatez been chaseded by goggie!
momcat
I lub heering bout over peppls kittehs as much as I lub lolpichures!
Gibs yoo many cheezbrgerz for dis nice storeee!
Once had kitteh dat wud maek goggie chase im fur fun – run run daun hall n back. Juz fun!
Taht wuz a totallee charming storee.
And so troo – they is so gud wif teh pretendin.
Kittehs Rule!
Goggies drool!
Neenerneenerneener!
Dat mai be troo,
but eye still lub dem wen dey drool.
Yeah, mee too.
Can’t majin livin wifout kittehs or goggie. Ai luffs all ob dems.
Mai new goggie puppee be goin in teh kitteh litter boxes, an I doan teaches hims, hims just duz it on hiz own.I towed u teh udder dayz he be a smart poopy dawg. He gows outside when I member to takes him. Good poopy dawg. But tooo mush energies. Lykes teh qwiet kittehs betterz!
oh hai goggie
we’s supeerier
jus wan u 2 no!
Dis gonna be BEEG GOGGIE! Lukad him TOOTSIES!
so funny enough…the kittehs are behind the gate…poochie had run of the house until they got a little bigger.
“Come play with us, Danny …
Forever …
And Ever …
And Ever …
And Ever ….”
AIIIIEEEEE!!!!
REDRUM!!
REDRUM!!!
LISSA! BABY! How U B??
Has u seen da funnee “Shining” trailer whut pretends Shining is a lite comedic movie?
I have see’d dat trayler!!!!
much lulz
Ai saw dat wun…I lyke “Scary Mary” bettr…
I be gud! Ihas had a code in mah node for tooooo lawng!
It r turnin into teh koff DO NAWT WAWNT!!!
I can see shining trailer on u t00b?
I misses U! I hope every lil fing in ur life is full of teh gooood!
A big SMOO! for U!!!
Ok I seed it.
Freakin hilarioos!!!!
happeehappee joijoi!
googy yew alwayz beend here…
All werk and no kittehs makes goggy FUSTRATED!!!1!!!
LOL, Aye toadalee thot uv dat aftur Aye postid!
Ummm, dun go in da lolavayter, kthxbai!
Ai prefurrz teh remayk w/ Steven Webber. Iz much betr Jack den Jack Nicholson. Remayk fawlloz teh buk moar.
Ai gree wif yoo. Steven Webber purrformans moar noowantzed. Remayk wuz moar wif teh scaree.
U STEELED MAH THOTZ
Much simulur sitchoowayshun et mah howz wif noo puppeh and mah tu bunnehz. Puppeh iz nawt shoez much intreztz yet , an he iz gud puppeh. Dey nawt hav uffishul meetin untyl puppeh lernz tu lai daon an stey reel gud.
u r gud bunneh mommeh.
Aww, fanks! I iz traiyin, evun d bunnehz b traiyin mah pashenz wif hyooj mesez.
dis pet shoap has vry limided seleckshun…
Shood neber buy from pet shop enny way! Pupee mills. DO NOT WANT!
Ma lokal pet shawp, nao calld Pet Adventure, visits awl de playsis dey gits bebes frum, to mek shoor iz nawt a mill! Dey awlwayz has top kwalitee goggees, liek sho kwalitee! De kittehs is uzoolee hand rayzded lokal bebes.
Aye onlee get ma mouseez fur ma snake R burd fud fur ma keets der. Ma nex goggee bee reskyoo, prollee grayhown…. No puppee fur me, iz too much wurk. Aye mite git a serviss goggee to karree stuff an help me….
B! sure be right bout teh wurk parts. Dis new puppee mine has to be walked, runned akshully, for or fib tymes a day. Wantz to plai awl teh tyme. Bodders teh kittehs..teasin em. Tears up teh house at nyte, if I doan putz him in teh krate an cryes awl nyte if I do putz him in teh krate. Him eat teh kittehs fuud an teh kittehs eatz teh dawg fuuds. I be trippen ober hiz toyz an he eated two payers ub my shoez alreadee. Him HAZ to sit on mai lap an him almos biggern me. Mai main old ketteh gurl NOT WANT! She be slappin teh puppy up sida teh head ebery chance she gets an he be barkin back in her face. I be too ode for dis mess. But puppy gotz no where else to go cept to “sleep forever.” NOT WANT!
Dass OK, puppeh will grow up. U is good peeps to take him in. R Buddy eated 12 count’em 12 pairs of shoeses bfore he settle down (mine, kidz an hubz) an also some buks, but he good puppeh now. Hang in dere! Mebbe take him to puppeh skool at PetSmart. Buddy lubbed dat.
10 yrs go gotz 2 kittehs from vet, not related to each other. when kittehs 6, 8 monthes old, got teeny tiny wolf/malamute goggy. kittehs teases alla times. Goggy starts growing, then when 2.5 monthes old, gotz goggies brudder fum sames litter. For 2, 3 yearses them goggies bes HOOLIGANS (should rites book) All dems animules nao bees 10 yearses old. Gots one more kitteh 5 yearses go. Fondes himz at gros -grocs – at foodz stor. Sinz ais alredy nutzie, dems cuds not maeks mee worse. Decided to be “crazy ole lady” wit all the animules…lotza work, yez, butts bes ting ever hoppened for mee. When 23 yearses old number 2 son died 8 yearses go, HAD to gits outta da bed to taeks care ob animules eben tho wanz to crals insid selfes and neber come outs. Kittehs and goggies noes dis. Nao still bees vry sad sometimes, but snorgles, and bellyrubs and kisses an alla dat guds stuffies help. Urs neu puppee grows up verry fastes an be coms wunnerfull goggie. Just littel mor patshuns fors littel wiles.
B. I sowwy to disagree with you … but NO reputable breeder would EVER place puppees in enny pet store. Never never never … 1000 times never. A reputable breeder interviews ennybuddy who wants one of thair pupees, asks menny menny questions to mayk sure puppe is going to right home … dat peeples unnerstand the particulars of de breed dey getting. Ennyone selling puppees to a petstore is doing it for profit onlee … dat is definition of puppee mill or backyard breeder … much the very bad pleh. De onlee diffrences between “sho quality” and “pet quality” in well bred dogs is so tiny dat peeples not in showing prolly wouldn’t even notice … like a little too much white … little too tall … too much coat or too little. “Chamion bloodlines” really not special … unless it was mommee AND daddy dog AND all grandparent dogs … an peeples who went to de expense of “finishing” (earning champion title) thair dog and breeding them are definitely not going to dump de puppees in pet store. Also most reputable breeders keep track of all thair puppees and write in contrakt puppee must come back to them, never go in shelter or be resold. I sowwee … dis be very ‘portant subjeck for me, but I not rant enny more. An’ I think it’s grate you gonna get goggie from reskyoo. I had four reskyood greyhounds at one time … dey grate goggies … very kitteh lyke in menny ways.
Ai wurk wif laydee hoo trayns teh serviss goggies. Breeng teh goggies to wurk wif her for traynin purpusses.
Las wun she had wuz golden treever. Him wash owt uv serviss program tho — too much frenlee wif all peepl. Not gud trayt for serviss goggie.
It OK tho — frenlee golden go to be famlee goggie.
plz to be gettin reskyoo grayhown goggie. thems is teh bes goggiez. them is trayned to go ouside, and is aksually kwite mello. mostly, anywai. mos is okai wif de kittehs. i has 2 grayhown goggies, one is at teh Bridge watin 4 us. onlee promlem is teh goggies is tal and teh kan tak teh cheezburgers (and everyfing else) frum teh kounter. mus watch. i tinks they in in kahoots, teh 2 grayhowns teh 1 small goggie and 2 kittehs. i comes home wif teh grosaeriez or teh burger bag, and teh kittehs sez “Kwik, he is in teh bafroom, get teh mcburger bag..” and den teh big grayhown stealz teh cheezburgers and teh grayhowns, small goggie and kittehs have nomnomnom time. wen i gets out of bafroom der is noffing lef but skraps o paper.
grahouns grate goggies. teh need teh homz. and tems is lazie, almost zzzzz as much as teh kittehs.
Yes, for tall goggies, teh noze iz liek a parreeskope. Sister haz a coonhown hoo stole hole appercot roll on Chrissmuss mornin.
Grayhowns iz gud, gud goggies.
A “gud” googie stori, mai goldn goggie is awksuhly – grewz up wif kiddies…
zo mai goggie waz ididbid pupi an sum howz she gets HOLE pump akin pie off counter anz eated it. Iz new owner, soes realli,realli skared but had to run arends… Zo putz puppie in car an drivs her round wif me fur cupla hours. Noews what pump a kin pie does to puppie? rely, rely, rely, bad stinky bottoms bref fur hours an hours! Hadz two airz out kar….
momcat
Dat luckeh puppeh got whole room ov carpet foar skratchen. How we getz in dere?
“Psst. Did you smuggle in a file for me?”
Iz in teh goggy treet. Wat, u eat alreddy? Uh oh!
HAHHAA!
FTW!!!
Now we gotsta wait for…
EWWWWWWWWW!
I’z nawt diggin foar eet!
illegal file sharing !!!
dedly DMCA ninjas sai: RIAA!!!
Sic em, kittehs! Filez cant be stolded, onlee copeed!
Stend – u has teh brilliant mind.
bwess us faatherr, 4 we has sinnd.
LOL… nvr seen it that way, til u menchund it :>) (its been 6 minutes sins owr last confeshun)
we clymed de kertans
we drunked de toylet watr
we noked glas offn de conter
we tript hyuman (twyse)
we poopy in flwr pot
we um zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Butt, ju muss be sowwy fur wut u did … an trais nawt to do it agayn. R u sowwy kittehs? Rly? Can ju luk me in teh ai an sai taht?
Say 12 Hale Maeries an bring me a cheezburger.
Fuzzeelump Kittehz
proatekkt “Chekkpoynt Charrlee” frumz
invaydeeng Doggeh
Fuzzeelump Briggayd
Liddill Kittehz tawntz Doggeh
wiff “Neenurr! Neenurr!”
Doggeh haz Livveeng
Rume, but Kittehz haz Kitchunn.
So much 4 “Detawnnt”
Jack.
DMZ noa lunger mos dangeruff plase in da whirled-
Iz Chekkpoynt Charrlee!
Anudder grate won, Jack! Fankoo!
Misser Goggychev, ter down tis wall!
hai !!
yoos must bee de noo guiz. i fink jool lykes it here.
i play in de indoor pull least wonce a week. awlwais lot of
bubbles too jump in.
bet ur gonna lyke dat !!
i go walkies ebber dai !! soooo much funn !!!
bet ur gonna lyke dat !!
i chase de fuzzy yelloe ball. dats a blast !!
bet ur gonn lyke dat !!
i goe bai-bai in de car an hang mai hed owt de winndow.
bet ur gonna lyke dat !!
naice tawkin to joo. i see joo laters !!
ohmahgod. kittehs.
dis kitn rulz!
dis kitn… also rulz
(doez cats is mien, bech)
dere goze teh nayberhud
So is kittehs being introduced to puppeh or puppeh to kittehs?
When u brings home a new petz and u has one already, u has to keep them separate and then let them out a little at a time so they gets used to each others scent, then you can let them out for longer and longer until they are friendz.
R goggee gawt all hypurr an needed tiem owt, an kittehs iz teezin it? Butt yeah, dem kittehs loook awful teenee!
Introducing kittehs to puppeh. They hung out in the laundry for all of a day before they learned to climb the gate and get out. Kept them ’seperated’ but together for about a month before we lets teh kittehs loos in teh howse.
Iz dis reference to “no cake” in Portal game?
U has Orange Box? WANT!
haz teh Orange Box (or oranj bocks in kitteh). iz teh bes game. portal is phun. jus remember:
teh kake is a lie
teh kake is a lie
teh kake is a lie
I think it’s a reference to the Seinfeld episode about the Soup Nazi. No soup for you!!
…wich is wut Ornjj Bawks wuds be maekings ommajj to, awlso.
(or rathr, Valv)
Mai fizziks teechur yoosed to liv rite daown teh street frum teh reel Soop Nazi…
iz trip 2 zoo
dis is species “doggyus suburbus babyfenceus”
we has babygate up at friends house to sepurrate behbeh kittins from big mean kittehs and goggie. it just liek dis picture, but chocolab goggie, and 8 big kitties all checking out teh behbeh grey stripeys…if very interesting to sees. when behbehs beeg enuff to defend selves den dey can has freedom. until then ovver kittehs and goggie can not has living room…
TILELAND AND CARPETSTAN
engaged in treaty negotiations
fallin ovar laffin!!!! ai am wel verst in name roots so ai kno whi all teh contries in a regin sound teh same, but still sometimes i let teh snob in meh get teh better of mai better self an sai to maiself, “thaso silly, waht wer they thinkin!”
Yah! whirled peas!
MMMM, add me a bangur an sum mashees an Aye’ll let yoo in ma kuntree!!
must also have teh taller ants!
ummmm – Teho – I hoeps this duznt go to yur hed – but I think that is teh funniest thing u has ever sayed. Wud has been totallee teh best cap fur this pikshoor.
polygamous doggeh be in teh doghouse, agin.
Luvz teh wurreed furrobrow on teh goggie. An teh kittehs, so nawnchillant bout it awl.
So how is it in the Big House…theys treating you good, dawg?
bakin… i smellz bakin…therz onlee wun thin that smellz like bakin n thats bakin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sniff sniff, pant pant*
Kitteh 1 says to kitteh 2, i tol u that perfyum wood drivez him crazy. u happy now???
WINNER, WINNER!!!
He’ll break down the Wall dude…only one thing to override it…QUIK PULL MUH PAW!
[lights another match]
[blows that one out too]
awl in awl its jus a nuver brik in teh wall
wez don needz noes edu cat shun, wez don needz no gog control……..
lubs dem pink floofy floyds…..
momcat
lolzes I’ll neva look at pink floofy floyds the same again!
i lubs em too
…floofy floyds??
(o btw, wich wun’s pink?)
okay I tries wun moar tiem . . .
Dis wun bes Pink!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTlWqW6fSYc
hope it wurks dis tiem
hehe. iyl be burnin rubbr, yul be kisin mah @$$.
btw… if u jus leev teh ” h t t p : / / “ part off ur link, eny link wut starts wif www. yooshuly wurkz riet awai.
oh hai we iz mormun kittehs. we wants to share our fath with u, an invite u to our church.
OMG Mormuns! Git in da car!!!!!!
Roun hear it be Jehovah’s Witnesses, always cummin back for teh magazine.Cheapskates.
yah… der wuz dis wun tiem wen i wuz wurkin wif buncha other outdoor-ejjmakashun peeps, an two Witmusses caem tu teh staff kwarterz.
um. how duz i put dis?…
JESUS CHRIST, IT’S TEH WITNESSES! STREAK AROUND THE HOUSE SCREAMING!!!
[wistful tear] …wuz a byootifol ting. gud tiems, gud tiems.
Mai mudder maked us haid behind teh cowch wen she seed teh Witlesses comin down teh street.
At least teh Mormons is polite an goze away withowt argewin. I went tu Convint skool, I’z had PLENNY ob oppertoonity tu tink about Jeebus. Ju is nawt gonna tell me NEting nu.
ok
u noze Jehoba witisses don’t saloot flag.
Tere was tis man who wannid to mayk Jehoba witniss saloot flag.
So he put one up at his haus an nex wun tat noks on door
he mayks tem saloot teh flag.
Tis laydee doez it.
Man sez. U salooted teh flag. Tat wasn too bad wus it?
An laydee ses.
Ya, but in aall my years as an Abon laydee, i nebber had to do tis.
U all caan laff now, k?
Long tiem ago my mom wuz recovrin from surg…sirj…surj…bein cut up bai teh dr in bed. Ai wuz owtsyd down n ar swamp or at lolfrend’s howse (was a kid). 2 Witlesses cam 2 teh howse. Our goggie Pete (teh eldr goggie I talkd bout in teh branes pic) wuz indoorz cuz it be teh hot! It be summer heet wav dat is much pleh. Anyhoo, dem Witlesses com 2 teh doar and Pete barkin liek himz crazee attak goggie. Him ujooly not dat wai w/ peeplz. But him did it 2 dem Witlesses. Himz did has manee treets dat dai.
I mus admit taht I has gon door-to-door, but waz okay, waz wit mai cross-country team (many good stories I hopes tu hab op . . . opru . . .chance to tell)
I dun kollekted canzes an soleded entertainment books.
I haz berry fond memries ov cross country teem.
*sigh*
yah-
u shud hab senz hiz cross countri teams I’s whenz de cam two our howse. I had 5 BEEEG trash bagz full of canz. Dez got BEEG googli I’s! De runz two truk yelln JACKPOT!!!!!
yup, demz da gud daiz….
momcat
If dem kittehs wur cats, dey wud bee teasin dat goggie by juuus barelee tuchin his paw unner teh gate. Drive goggie nuts!
(yeh, yeh , cyue wide stance communt)
On cyue…
Dey r naut n neber hab ben goggie lubbers!
O, tem sneekee cats….u nebber noes bowt dem!
Memmer dat cute picshur ub teh cat an goggie cawt on teh cowch embraissing? (wuz in blac and white)
soooo cute
Ur rite!
Lots ob kittehz r goggie lubbers.
Butts wen assked bout it, sum kittehz juss woan tells da troof.
Aye lub picshurs ob goggies an kittehz togever.
So much awesum.
wee ar syameez if yoo pleez. wee ar syameez if yoo dont pleez.
wen we get togever we are Nazis….
der iz noes finner catz den wezz are…….
do uz see dat ding in dat wicker house? Itz muz be a gog be cause itz nowt a mousie.
If weez sneeky op opon it cat fully…..
der wilz be a scratz fur u a nipz fur me……
da da da da……
momcat
u no look like syameeesis.
This is clearly photoshopped. Floor and carpet look new.
mebbe is nu haus
Muss bee. Dus not look bitten, shredded, an bunneekicked.
yah, i dont fink is fotoshopt. i culd totallee see dis happenin sumtiem. goggies lurv to get aftur teh kitteh. and sinse wen doze kathleen not yooz lolspeak? ar yoo feelin ok?
I wuz beein funneh in a diffurunt weerd sort ub way…acting like a noob sayin dat, but also funneh cause reely, floor is cleen.
Kine of weerd too explane an not terrublee amusin. <:/
whut is really weird is we awl noticed how clean teh floor ana carpetz wus, eben if we didn’t realize it at teh moment. Whut dat sayz bout whut iz an iz not normul in teh peeps pictures ub their houses an kittehs??? I meen since when is clean supposed to be a surprise? Srsly…I’m jus sayin..well whut am I jus sayin???Heck if I know………..
dat mos peeple wif aiminals donut haf kkleen floors, an ifn u does has kleen floors, der is sumfin WRONG wif u!! At lees, dat is how mai howse is.
goggy werks for stanlee steemer.
sez, kittehs, u cant cum on carpit, is still wet, K
Odder day … I sweepded mi kiddchen floor. Was all kidde floof, paper scrappies from rippeded newspape, an kidde toyz frum unner stuffz where dey got shubbed or hidded.
It wuz veree amuzin tu mee, Katleen. Mai flore NEBER bin dis cleen!
needz to see fur-nichur. if nawt 2 be shredded, tehn defnutly shoppd.
my kittehs don’t shred mah fur-nicher :p
The house was less than a year old when this pic was taken
Imbisibull volleyball
I is bordir gard doggeh
Meh i c ur paspoort?
illegal immygrun kittehs cant clym tis fense
While Tibbles and Floofy distracted the dog, Ninjakit was sneaking round the back to steal the chew toy.
Trip to zoo.
“Ooh Mommy look!”
“Don’t get too close, kids. You can stand right here and look at it.”
“Gosh.”
Goggeh:Kai, lissen up. Teh eagle flies at 0 won hundrid, den cheezburgers 4 awl!!!
Kiitehs:Messige reseivd. We eegerly awate.
Badminton returned to the Olympics as a demonstration sport.
Goggie: Hi, wut can i get ya?
Kitteh: Um, we has tew nummer fyv plattors, plz.
Goggie: Wif yelo ryse?
Kitteh: Uh, yah, okey.
Goggie: Comin ryte oop.
For anyone who cares to know..teh kittehs and poochie are mine :p
’twas the kittehs first day in da howse and poochie had never seen kittehs..but kittehs had seen poochies before. They soon learned to climb over that gate..dey be smart onez.
no more kittis-dng it!
2 little kittens vs. 1 big dog
not fair fight; must be stoped by fence!
lols!!!1!!!!! dats lik from Happi Feet when Ramon wuz lik “no penguins for joo!” an an an then day starts laughting an then day cal da phat seal blubber but an an an yeaaaa……