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Bad bunneh
Oh, Humanslave. Dis be so sad. Our next dance wuz gonna bee the bunnie hop. And now we must go bak to our chayrs (wif the schnozzberry slip covers) and sit this wun out.
Duzn’t teh Bibull sai teh furst shall bee last…
or sumfin liek dat?
Humanslave jus proobed it.
…an at 5:00, onlee on nooz channul 5 on yoar side….
wen gud bunnehz goez bad !!!
cawt on camera!!
by the makers of ‘bunnies gone wild !!!’
too mannee topless boobies, i meen bunnehs in dose moobies !!
lol… play bunneez. They has a show, rite? Teh hares nex door?
Deh pwoducer ov “Bunbuns gune wild” be in jayle fur picshures lyk dis!!
Tonite’s Speshul: Welsh Rarebit.
but but but… dat be cheez un tost!
Bunneh sez, not enuff wattage fer dis song.
yer puter is borked….
luks lyke u were 2nd too
HUMANSLAVE been arown a while. Doo wee beweeves dis relly bee HUMANSLAVE? I mus reed res ub thred…
I agree, Kathleen…..dat didn’t seem like a Humanslave kind of remark! That was the first thing I thought, too.
mmmmmm speekurz wayrz
Iz teistin da myusik
teistz jus liek cheezbrgrz
nom nom, u must get moor uv this dilishus likorish!
Luddite Bunneh hates
electronic gadgetry.
And your taste in tunes.
Music Critic Bun
thinks your speaker cables have
better taste than you.
Yez, no maor havin 2 leesten to da Musicale “Hare”….
Awww, Meetlofe wuz in da orijunal!!
Eek, hubbee just went owtside to kleen da winblown junk owta da pool filtur. He sez he glanst up, an saw a BEEEG dark clowda smok!
We hadda smawl fyr erlee di moarnin, when owr powr wuz owt, de FD sez it wuz contaynd, but we still seein smoks heer. DO NOT WANT!
It looks liek iz dispursin nao, but I keep da curtins opin an watch da sky along wif da futbawl….
Poar liddul rich Maleeboohoo had anudder bad fyre, et leest wuz blowin tords da oshin….. Pepperdine U iz moaslee sayf, but nice church bilding burnded, an sum yummy restronts. Et leest Don’s iz ok….Mus be Oktobrrr, LA’s burnin…
KO – ur alwyz funni, but this maked me LOL! FTW!
Bunneh frettened buy teknowlogie.
My bunneh used ta do dat
“BUNNEH, NOOOOOOOO!!!!! *dives*”
Friend ov mine had a bunnah dat did that too. Onely ob her faboritist tings to nom on was PlahStashum controbers. Bery stransh playin teh game an feelin a lil tug-tug on teh controber.
“Nava!! NO!!!!”
She also dibnt liek teh color white. Mah buddie wuld werin white tee and Nava gibed him teh starz of deef. I tink she watched Monty Pyfon an teh Holee Grayl too mush.
Bunnehs rly luf to nomnomnom! Is a wunnr dat dey luk liek ikkle sawsages!
I wunse had bunneh that do dis awl teh time. Xmas tree lites go out, musik stops… why him nebber got letrocuted? Finks him veree luki bunneh, or have gud knows of which wire is which?
Also had ebul white Monty Pyfon bunneh dat bites everywun! Her not so grate, akshullee.
Bunnies are well known for chewing wires. Electrocution is a common bunny problem (seen it). Anyone who is owned by a house bunny should have their cords well protected.
Even low voltage wires can cause bad burns in bunnies mouths (I’ve seen ‘em).
I’m glad your friends bunny was never hurt.
Halpful bunbun is not so halpful aktually.
*giggles!* I luv this caption!!!
no moar britny speers!
ay appologiz to awl britny fans Iz onlee sayin dis koz derz been lotz menshunin her on ICHC lately, but Iz rly haz informashuns dat bunnehs formded support groop wif dat neim
“leave brittany alone !!! LEAVE HER ALONE !!!”
.. well, OK. maybe a few more cracks
PLS NO. dats egZAKlee wut we doan needs enymoar of.
(dis meenz u too, Linzy Lolhan)
HA!
Parriz Hilton too! *pheh*
teh orijnul Stoopy Lil Ho.
[moment of silence]
Aw, damn. I cannut resist.
U jus NOES Kathleen gunna come along an say, “Awww…but stoopy lil hos need lub too!”
*sigh*
/is a weeknuss.
wut bowt ID trolz?
K, iz a gift. We uzez it alltyme whenz sum1 bez needed da
*hug* and *pat pat*
sides, stoopy lil hos probly doez needs lub 2!
Soundz so-o-o much better now!!!
BTW, yer moozik stank.
BunBun’z beeg earz iz bery centsatib 2 teh bads musick.
BunBun naut respon…responib…kant halp ur bad taystee.
It hads 2 b dun.
Iz nawt MY fawlt Aye nebber lernt to take responsabilitee!
Nebur lernt tu spehl it needur.
B! kant b reponcybil furr hers spellings.
I duz nawt reelee ekspekt ehneewun tu b rispawnsibul fr deyr spelingz heer. Wuz moar saiytin yr reluctens tu taiyp owt “rispawnsubilitee”.
obbiouslee, won gud chew-through nut gud enuff foar dis speshull bunneh !!
Enurgizur bunneh teaks awn a hole new meeninks.
STAWP BUNNEH!!!
*bzzzzrrrtt*
Dat whi bunneh awl floofy naow.
Naut gud wai 2 dry bunneh aftur baff.
Plz Doan Do Dis.
I fixed your speakers good alright…Hates ur musik
hi ya johnson442…i took 2nd look, and their u is with your comment…wants originality we does, so i feel bad to be taking ur thot, and only couple blocks down the road so to speak…consider yerself “seconded” hee hee
Iz okay. Isn’t said that “imitation is sincerest form of flattery”?
u not playz teh hip-hop wut i rekwestted. quid pro quo, hyoomin.
Rite, Rite,
Leff, Leff,
4Ward, Bak, Won, 2, Free…
Waz u mean dat naut hip-hop? I’z hoppin!
hahahahaha win
Mai kitteh eetz wirez too. Not so good as bunneh, but he et a cupple printer cabelz an choo lotz moar. Iz miracul dat keebord stil work. Iz no good! I worriez bout himz gettin shoked and also bout him brekin mai stuf. We uz bitter apel spray but onlee help so much. Wil be big releef when finally getz mai laptop next monf – less cabels to eet.
When ma Gus wuz lil puppee goggie, he wud choo cables. But onlee NAWT plugged in wunz!! I alwayz wunnerd if he cud smell da liktrisitee or whut?
He beree ez goggie to handul. Ef no want him choo, plug it in!
Tiem 4 a comershul…
Plug it in, plug it in.
Nao, bak 2 teh reguglary skeduled programs.
I would imagine that after getting shocked once or twice, goggie learns that cables stuck to something at both endz == MAJOR PLEH; cables loose at teh endz == safe nomnoms.
I can has wabbit stew
No you can not has. Becuz iz duck season.
Wabbit seezun!
DUCK SEEZUN !
Ur dithpikabul!!!!
L00nee toones r teh bestest!!!
Yay LOOnee Toonz! BTW, all of de classic episodz iz out on DVD nao, so if anybuddy haz not seen dem, iz no exkyoos anymore. Also, Daffy Duck roolz! Bugs just had a better agent and publicist, so he gotz all de attenshun. Ith dethpikabul, I tellth ya.
Tek me hoam an shoot me!
My fren maded dis videyo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN51VU-Zf5M
Dis da 2nd verzun, I liked da furst wun beddar….But di is still reelee funnee!
Shoot him now! Shoot him now!
You stay out of this. He doesn’t have to shoot you now.
LOL… this made me think uv recent “Get Fuzzy” kartoon, wher Buky gets ideya fur children story, wif “Hambi”, the pig n his rabbit friend, “Stew”.
(fur teh rekord, i never eeted rabbit stew,n has no planz to. Bunneez r too cute – althow so r piggeez, n cowz… chikenz not so much)
OMG…I lubs dat Get Fuzzy, Jenny!
tru confesshun… i reed teh funneez befoor eny over sekchun of teh paper. (hangin hed in shaym)
hangs hed in shaym?
fer gudness sake, whai!!!!
cuz i shood be reedin teh ann landrz furst, uv coarse – n then teh horrorskopes.
Jenny, ur bery bwave 2 admits 2 dat.
Teh ann landrz poleeses r eberywhare!
Mebbe u betr sleeps wif won eye open!
Yesh, beclawse dey will gib u lashings wit teh wet noodul!
Oh, noes….not teh wet noodul!
Eef not teh wet noodul, seek cownsiling!
Ken bunneh hep id if cables are DEELISSHUS?
Butt naut nootrishis.
Neiver is cheezcaek but u daont see dat stawppin me!
Iz 2 nootrishus! It has teh cheez!
Dey sai dat iz bettr 2 git Kalseeums froo da fuds
insteb ob froo teh supp…suple…teh pillz.
Eatz moar cheezkake furr ur bonez.
Gud enuff eskuse foar me…
Me tu, tho if u eetz enuff cheescaek is difficult tu find ur bonez….
Mah Granpa yoosed 2 tells mah Granma
dat der iz no beuutee in bonez.
Is 2 nootrishus! No studdee dun yet laik one spunsserred by M&M bout candee bein gud 4 u, bud f cable compnee du studdy id will PROOF cables r haighly NOOTRISHUS!
Dis remin meh ov teh comik 4 Betr oar 4 Wurs ware teh bunbun liek 2 choo on teh wirez n teh hoam.
teh bunnie obveosly thot iz waz a knew kine ob passketiis… (r bunniez color blinz?????)
joe friday bunny pee-cees together his laptopcase, and wants just teh fax (ma’m).
ai forgootted…. if bunniez r colur blin, woodn’t matterz…..dees r blackest & paskettiiz r mostest offen whyte…….I ai nawt cownting teh knew-fangleded gren wuns an teh red wuns……
bunnehs see colors, only not care so much.
bunbuns think wires are roots in their burrow – must be remoovd for better excapings from dangers.
Hoomans owned by bunnehs must cuver or hides all wires or takes yer chances.
Mah bunbun ate zipper off new sootcase. Mai fawlt for leeving closet door opens.
Zski, u’z rite!
Doan git a munkee n den b mad
wen dey eet a banana…nom nom nom
…or fling poo….fling fling fling
If ai had a millyun dolars
ai’d get micelf a monkee
(han’t u alwais wunted a monkee)?
Barenaked Ladies ref FTW!!! Ai lubs taht sawng. An all teyr otter wuns too.
Oh – They’re a BAND. Sheesh sum peeps has teh durty mainds.
HAha!
hare-old and teh purple krayon . . .
I had forgotton that one. I’m ashamed of myself.
Yoo don’t haz tu bee shamed ov yrself.
I’ll du it four yoo!
I lol’d in spite uf mahself, dammit.
1 uv mai favrits-
9 kynds uv pye!
yummo! fibers.
much good for the poops.
DO NOT WANT!!!!! Bunnehs alreddy mak waiiii too manee poops!!!
hop poop hop poop hop pooppoop hop poop
give disaproving look
hop pooppooppoop hop poop hop poop
Wif moar fibers, it wud b moar liek
pew pew pewpew pewpew!
The visual I just had.
Bunneh poop comin out at light speed
puttin lil holes in the walls
EVERYBODY DUCK!!THE BUNNEHS POOPIN!!!
Gud job ‘Lissa – rite on kue!
halt!
or i shall let you have it with my machinebun!!
pew! pew! pew!pew! pew! pew!pew! pew! pew!pew! pew! pew!pew! pew! pew!pew! pew! pew!pew! pew! pew!pew! pew! pew!pew! pew! pew!pew! pew! pew!pew! pew! pew!pew! pew! pew!pew! pew! pew!
dang! need to re-load.
I has now recovereded enuf to sai – taht is wun ov teh funniest things I hav ever red in mai entire lief – awl of u. Thank u so mutch. Aye must go awai frum teh pyooter now – must catch mai bref befoar I can look again.
OMG, dogbotherer, yur kommint jus maed me fall owt mai chair laffin!
Scuse me, must pik self up, dust self off, an katch mai breff…
glad to help! iz always gud to makes peeps smile!
Akshully, f u leev de bunniepooh id turn into Easter Eggs!
ok I iz NEBER eetin choklit at ur hows.
Wireless bunny hates wires!
ur musix…
they has a flavor.
My guinea pig did that to 3 pairs of headphones.
Dat black ’sketti kinda chewy. Mebbe we haz cheezburger next tiem?
Kthxbai!
Dis mus naut b Italyan Bunneh.
Dey liek teh ’sketti el dawnte.
BUNNY-LIKE HELPING DETECTED
For teh WIN!
Kitteh is praktisin his meluwaz and hiz awooz. Him Praktise under mester Cheezburgah.
Tek Suport: ur dewin it rong.
ma speaker iz still brokened can u fixt themz agan? kthxbai
i tink bunnies must like peese and quietz … i no blame teh bunny
mai bunneh likes peese.
and cawwots and bwocowwi, and kail, and lots uv uther green tings.
joo bunbun ca haz mine greeney crunchy tings. Dey only 4 bunbunb anyway! Pleh!
Nom nom nom.
Needz kechoop.
Lol do they make the comments have bad grammar? Or is that just everyone… having bad grammar? Lolololol.
EEEBBRYBUDDI can has bad grammar.
*selluhbrayts*
i can has troll?
I’m guessing that you’re new here and somehow it didn’t occur to you how extremely unlikely it would be for everyone who posts here to just coincidentally all use bad grammar (and spelling, which I guess excaped your notice). Like most people here, I am perfectly capable of using correct spelling and grammar when the occasion calls for it. I’m also capable of being sparing in my use of “lol”, especially when there isn’t anything all that funny going on. I just use the fractured grammar and attrocious spelling for the purposes of humor when posting on this site.
excaped?
shooped picture is shooped
chopped wirez is chopped
broked compewter is broked
Iz pawsibul, but I noez sevrul peepul hu liv wif bunnehz hu kan konfirm it b baysd awn akshoowul eventz.
Nope. Dat’s my Regis! No shooping, jus munching.
Speaker whyr..I make you more! Now uz can heer lotz of stuffs
funni – all i’z b heering are “nomnomnom”.
BunnieTech finds way to fix bad teen punkie musiks.
No moar speekr BOOMBOOMBOOM. I can make appointsment for to fix
neighbors noisy car? I pay in cawwots.
kthnksbai
I has pctur ov me gittin owt at stoplite, grabbin bunneh, throwin in lowd
car beehynd me. Musik stops, I grab de bunneh an drives off! Grate invenshun.
Dis brilliantr invention. Halfsies!
We usa hab da 2 bunnehs. Day lib inna house an share da letter bocks wit da kittehs. Dey have cage wit their chewies n leafies n sleepiesshavins but gotz no door. Spenda all dey eb ery day in da libin room jus libin I guess, but right at the time when da sun shakin off its sleepeis, da buns com sneeksneekee up da steps chekin EBERTING. Tinybunneh noses movin hard as dey kan. When de sure eberyting ok, dy goez to da libin room to lib annuder day. Dey weights less dan tree poundzes each so wez namin dem “Butch” n “Spike.” Hub callz day mornin rounds “Bunnehs on PAtrol.” We bery luck, bunnehs bery little—outlets too far up da walls fur dems to reach.
I wood lurve to see dem sneeksneekee up da steps…cyuuuuuuute
BunGun fyres BunTech into lowd car. Lowd subwoofers are pwnd. Sylence ranes supreem. BunTech hops owt: “My work heer is done.”
On a side note, Bunneh poo now haz noo improovd shiny bitz.
i hatez secund hand rap. is the pleh!
yu needz them super hooj bunnies wih teef like chisels.
i will bai one to toss into cars and stop the noiz pollushunz.
and feeding it green tings en karots iz ekanomical. and helthy 2.
DO WANT!
dat bunneh needz a punt me thinks!
Yeah…
My sister’s rabbit did this to my expensive headphones. The rabbit was even hiding in the closet with the evidence.
I (heart) Haikus
u sed u want to go wireless..
This has happened to me before, I cannot stress enough to you people to bunny-proof your stuff before you bring in your bunny. Get stuff wireless or on high platforms if you can.
Douchebag bunnies.
Happened to me once too… cell phone charger…
Bunny’s name was Hoser too… coincidence?
*gasp* oh, bunny! no!
Iz de bunneh dat fah? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Plz 2 bunnehs b pure?
muh bunneh did that to muh fone charger. i learnt muh lesson.
Iz not bad bunneh.
Iz funneh bunneh!
x
Mai bunneh did dat manee times to meh…
Mai speakers, mai cellphone charger, mai USB Hub… yu culd sharpen his butt and yuse him to check batterees, he has nommed so much coppur.
I would be having bunny stew that night