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  1. teenie says:

    Invisible skateboard!

  2. tribble says:

    jenga jenga!

  3. JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

    I’m practisin to go visit mai sloth frenz.

  4. broadcatsmews says:

    Brazilian Capo Cat is protectin hiz playce in deh roda wif moosikal grace n skillz

  5. Ana Pires says:

    I have friends who are learning that, we have actual schools here in Portugal that teach it xD

    Go kitteh!

  6. Jack Deth says:

    Klevvurr Gray Kitteh
    surrchez himz noo Klymee Fing
    luukeeng 4 himz tayl

    Duss Bunneez did nawtz
    tayk it. Mebbee t3h Mawnsturr
    in t3h Klawzett didz?

    Chekkz beehynd Kurrtinz
    nexxt. “O… T3h Hughmanatee!!!”
    Kitteh needz hims tayl! :-)

    Jack.

  7. pancat says:

    Hangin kitteh duznt care much foh graviteeh.

  8. karen says:

    mom….mom…..mama……mama…….MOM……MAWWWWWMMMMM,,,,,,,,,luk…..luk……lukka meee mooommmmmmm……MOMMMMMMM…….luuukkkkkk. lukkkk mommmm.

  9. Pick says:

    Ninja kitteh is ignorez ur gravitees, kyoot not affected by physics!

  10. mumrik says:

    “…an heer we’z b seein de parkour kitteh in axion. juss luk at the graysfullitude wiff wich he b purrmotin dis rluhtibley nyoo sport!”

  11. Mary says:

    That is a great shot and a perfect caption!

  12. mikeski says:

    Twister iz moar funn in 3D!

  13. para-chan says:

    parkour kitteh sez, whut graviteez?

  14. KC says:

    Parkour kitteh is free runnin!

  15. Allen says:

    Kitteh top spinning detected! Round and round it goez, whar it stopps, noebody nose!

  16. Crow says:

    catpoeira

  17. Melissa says:

    LOOKOWT FOCKER!

    U GOTZ COMPETISHUN NAOW!!!!

    Den I teaks teh Jinx foar mines!!

  18. Jenny says:

    Ahhaahhaahahhh! (Tarzan teh monkee kitteh is swingin in teh jungle n callen teh apes)

  19. LBeeeze says:

    kitteh iz practussing de dangle down cheezburger grab.

  20. karen says:

    tote-lee off subjek—-did yall c teh storrie bowt hemmingwayze catz on kee westt all wif teh thumz? gooogly it nao!

  21. phel says:

    Chicks like cats with skillz. u know, Catpoiera skilzz, bukket skillz.

  22. Jay-G says:

    Eddie Kittah button mashrz skillz fur teh win!!11!!!!one!!eleven!

  23. silverweezingbus says:

    slothcat in hiz natchural karpeted jungl habitat.

  24. leaf says:

    Oopss dagnabit, I missed the landingl…I MEAN I PRACTICING MY PARKOUR / CAPROEIRA skillls…heh heh…yeah das it….really…

  25. conscious cat says:

    spiedr kat spydrr kat
    duz wut ebbr teh spiydr kat duz
    can hee swingz frum hiz condow?
    heed radder be in teh window!
    luuk out heer cuumz teh spiidr kat

  26. Bombay says:

    dis muve iz calld “Grabin da cheezburger”

    er, yah…..

  27. gayla34 says:

    Hi all. I am back— and I want to say how very touched and grateful I am for ALL of your kind thoughts and prayers……what a wonderful group of people we have here! I wish I had better news to report, but Cole is still in the drug induced coma — they have tried to bring him around and his vitals would not stabilize so they are giving it some more time. The CT scan from yesterday shows that there is no NEW swelling, so they take this as a positive sign– but things are still very much touch and go. His sister (as many of you realized) is extremely upset and traumatized as well and we are all worried about her too. Please continue pray (or think good thoughts) and I hope to be able to give you better news soon. I wish I could give each of you a big hug…so consider yourself *hugged* Gayla

    • Melissa says:

      You and your familiy are in my prayers.
      and a big {{{{{HUGZ}}}}} back at you!!!

    • LBeeeze says:

      i’m so sorry to hear what happened to your family. thanks so much for the update.

      take good care

    • patticlan says:

      Hi Gayla,
      Prayers and hugs continue for Cole, his sister, you and your family.

    • Jay-G says:

      sendin out teh positive vibez to your family. may yoo allz eat cheezburgerz togebber soonz!!!

    • B! says:

      ****huggles**** for yoo an famblee. Menee prayful thots R to yooz frums us!

      Yoo famblee iz R famblee, we teks keer uv famblee heer, wif luvins an shnorgins an stuff.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Deer Gayla – thankz fur checkin bak in. We is all so worried. At leest there is a positiv sign – and he is yung and strong.

      Wile u wuz gone, we realized we neededed a chaplol, whar we cud gather in tiems liek this. The Lolspital complex is growing liek crazy. We also has a beautiful flower garden. Fur easy catchup, here is whut I rote about it own “Dumbledore.” Oh – Kathleen is now r official bee keeper, due to a typo.

      Is OK. Whut she MENT wuz her furry bee hive. Wuz typo. She iz the offishul bee keeper We needs tehm (the bees) to keep our noo Princess Mu Meadow so full of byootiful flowerz of friendship. Thar is a lovlee veiw of teh meadow frum the beeg pikshur window in the Hed Splort Recoveree Room, and also frum teh chaplol.

      And tehre is lso a nice liddle owtdorr cafe (teh sun is always shining in teh meadow), whar u can has mowka wif exgtry spresso (eny size), tee sweeteneded wif teh bee honee, hawt choklit, awl kinds of caeks and pastree, teh choklit bars ov comfort AND of coarse, teh cheezburgers. BEEG menu.

      And u kin stroll around teh gardens chattin wif ur frenz. All very gemuetlich.

      • LBeeeze says:

        an nun dis gud stuffs evva maikes yoo phat !!

        • gascat says:

          oh-
          wez frgts- meowdo fuls ub kyoot libble kiddis chasn da fluterbys dat cums fur princess mu’s purrdy flowers.
          yuz jus walks bi one an itz roll ober for BEEEG tummy snorgle.

          momcat

      • karen says:

        zomg! i can has teh suuperr grawnday moka x pressoh? wiht x tra shawtt?

      • Romeow says:

        Happeh tauts n snorgles frum me n da furreh faces heer.
        {{{{{HUG}}}}}

      • princess mu says:

        oh jannet! nao u maek me cri! srsly.
        whut a beeotifull wurld we has heer!

        an tew tink it awl started wiff a kart an a wish.

        Deer galya. ifn owr thawts has ani power
        (an eye no dey dew)
        a good will come ov dis

        a strengthening,
        a joi n noing da value ov lyfe

        will occur.

        wut ever mai come

        • gascat says:

          mai bell choir does dat once fur friend ub main whooz waz serious bad sick, wez lit candl n does whatz we dinks bes (gud thouts, pryers, energ…) shes wuz not posded getz well, but….. wez STRONG! she waz bedda in noes tyme at all! I duz dat fur u tonight…

          momcat

          - A serious story, our minsters son when not wearing a helmet crashed on a “longboard” (guess its a big skateboard) he had a cracked skull and brain swelling and was in a coma for about a week. The whole parish was really worried about him. As I recall, it took about a month but he DID recover COMPLETELY. And man, you should hear him yell at kids without helmets now!
          There is hope, Stay strong, we are here for all three of you. Keep in touch, gascat & I will keep you in our thoughts.

          both of us-

    • SJ says:

      Good to hear from you Gayla, hugging right back and keeping everything crossed for Cole and his sister.

    • dapanferkitteh says:

      U and ur fambly stai in mai prayers todai and for all daze.

      srsolly. Ai habz empathiez, an wiszh da fambly much lubs!!!

    • Pittypat says:

      thanks for the update gayla. hoping for the best for cole and family.

    • Anne says:

      Gayla
      Peace and Love and Hugs to you and your family in this most difficult time.
      Thank you for posting – your friends here are sending you love and
      healing thoughts.

    • Kathleen says:

      Day-um, Gayla, how u bee soo considerutte dat ebun in ur time ub wurry and trubbuls u abul too gib us update onllee ONE day latur?

      U bee speshul sweet an wunnerful.

      Wee bee wishin u teh bes and tinkin muches fur ur famblee.

      Wee lubs u. <3

    • Nika says:

      Glad to hear back from you! It’s good to hear that Cole is at least sort-of stable. It will probably take some time for his brain to calm down and begin to heal. I can’t imagine how terrible his sister must feel or what she’s going through right now.
      I’m still sending my thoughts and LOTS of love your way. Hopefully there will be good news soon!

    • 3rin says:

      I’m glad to hear that at least he’s no worse. I will still keep you all in my prayers.

  28. Erdan says:

    catlike sloth detected :)

  29. B! says:

    Happycat showz awf hiz fizzeek an mad skillz!

  30. Kevin says:

    FAIL! if have to look up reference, no win.

  31. shredder958 says:

    i can has berimbau? kitteh good at berimbau.

  32. philene says:

    sleepin kitteh n 4 ruud awakenin

  33. Teho says:

    free-clyming kitteh
    praktising dymamik moovs
    fur rekerd attemt

    http://www.gizmag.com/go/8192/

  34. me says:

    Day 4. Fud stoks dwindling. Must continue on jurney up mt. cheezbrgr.

  35. AHAHAHAHAH this is perfect timing! My capoeira group just had a batizado today…I’m going to post this on our Facebook group.

  36. Romeow says:

    Nobuddy iz gonna sai nuffin bout teh curtains?

    Kitteh’z slave hab saem tastee n curtains dat
    BunBun’z slave hab n musick.

  37. RaiderRich2001 says:

    Portuguese cat says “Posso eu comer um hamburguer do queijo?”

  38. gascat says:

    gymnastics kiddi practin 1 paw cat-wheel. Oops, fallz on bottum. Getz up, getz moar chawk dust tries again….

    momcat

  39. Molly says:

    I wish I was that fit…

  40. syahidali says:

    - kitteh catching some big air

    - kitteh-li , kitteh-chan

    - once upon a time in kittehland

  41. LeAnn says:

    I didn’t read every single post, but did anyone mention CATpoeira?

  42. Catsopolis says:

    Kitteh, joo cen let gou… Kittehs alweyz landz on teh pause!

  43. zooloo says:

    cool cat right there – cat killah :D

  44. RaisedByCats says:

    Wouldn that b “CAToeira?”

  45. cheezburgler says:

    braykdancin’ kitteh haz survd u!

  46. catpoeirista says:

    Kitteh must praktis him meluwaz. do nawt disterb.

  47. Mike says:

    To answer the first question… Capoeira is a martial art for gay folk. The opponent is first confused by needless dance. They then feel a bit gay themselves and uncomfortable being there. They leave soon after and conflict is avoided.

    • Sansao says:

      only 1 gay ere is you if yu got the balls say it to an capoeirista in real life

      let me answer first Question , Capoeira is an Non contact martial art with a little dancin stuff , Capoeira was created by brazilian slaves , becuz the couldnt do any real martial art with contact they developed their own which they masked as a dance with acrobatics so the gaurdz couldnt see that they where doin a martial art :P

  48. elpenguino says:

    i’z in ur haus
    bein a ninjer!

  49. hannah says:

    haha
    capoeira iz teh awezomezorz!!!


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