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Invisible skateboard!
OH MAI. We has nawt yet danced the Dance of Celerybrashun fur Teenie. I suggest, fur dis wun, we do teh Funkee Monkee. Git offa ur chayrs, ebrybuddy. Will bee fun and teh execise will do u gud. HEER We Gooooo!
*dances and boogies to Funky Monkey*
woo hoo! Itz got da funki, dat funkie munkey!
Fanks ebrywun. I iz howm from werk tuday wif teh azma problimz, so I wil not dance wif u, but I njoyd ur dance verree much!
Congrats Teenie!
Sry u has teh problimz. I danse xtra long tiem furr joo!
Feelz betr 2morrow.
mez two teenie-
I haz da azma purdy bad. Muvz frm Orygun to Colorodeo, aked dr himz say mez be jus fin- been ober a yer, mez not fin
uz can borrow mai neb u sizer….. makz u cof lik crzy butz yuz feelz bedda.
hopes yuz feeln bedder tomorrow
(danzez roun an roun wif smokin neb u sizer)
momcat
peepuls, I is sikologikully worn owt frum teh hacking experiunce, but I dus teh dance ennyway. Yay fur U, teenie!!
/wiggul wiggul. dants dants.
//pooped owt.
*shakes fist at jurky wurdpress fur eeting my comment*
I soooo weery.
YAI. *gets daown an boogies*
Ohlimpiks kitteh pratcizes dysmounf.
Score: 9.8!!! Yai. Kitteh wynz golt metal!!!!
*Sighz* It be translaytin Moira 2 da rezcu… “Invizabell skaytebord!” …See mah uber enthuziasm?
jenga jenga!
oooppppss, i ment GINGA GINGA!
Zoom zoom zoom
Capoeira mata um…
(good song stoleded by Mazda to sell cars… pleh!)
I’m practisin to go visit mai sloth frenz.
omg! sport! frum da halairitee!
ah means tew sai “splort”
Brazilian Capo Cat is protectin hiz playce in deh roda wif moosikal grace n skillz
I have friends who are learning that, we have actual schools here in Portugal that teach it xD
Go kitteh!
I’z a direkter ob teh after skool prgram at mai midle skool (iz mai “uddr job”)…we haz instrukshun in capoeira. Iz wunnerful to watch teh kids werk it out. Iz vry kewl.
It iz, it iz
Klevvurr Gray Kitteh
surrchez himz noo Klymee Fing
luukeeng 4 himz tayl
Duss Bunneez did nawtz
tayk it. Mebbee t3h Mawnsturr
in t3h Klawzett didz?
Chekkz beehynd Kurrtinz
nexxt. “O… T3h Hughmanatee!!!”
Kitteh needz hims tayl!
Jack.
Fankoo Jack!
Ebbery won iz amazin!
Hoaw duz u do it?
Hangin kitteh duznt care much foh graviteeh.
mom….mom…..mama……mama…….MOM……MAWWWWWMMMMM,,,,,,,,,luk…..luk……lukka meee mooommmmmmm……MOMMMMMMM…….luuukkkkkk. lukkkk mommmm.
WIN!!!
Ninja kitteh is ignorez ur gravitees, kyoot not affected by physics!
“…an heer we’z b seein de parkour kitteh in axion. juss luk at the graysfullitude wiff wich he b purrmotin dis rluhtibley nyoo sport!”
graysfullitude!!! Wat a GR8T werd!!! Vry approp1at 4 a gray kitteh!!!
Win!1!
I dunno why graysfullitude reminds me of this … but ennyone else memember de Olympix when dey had John Tesh commenterating on gymnasticals (cuz he such an expert an all ya noe) and he kept talking bout de “histrionics” of the sport when he meant historee? We gots much the bettr words here dan he did
hee hee
I dunno. There’s a fair amount of “histrionics” in gymnastics (and all other sports), too…
That is a great shot and a perfect caption!
Twister iz moar funn in 3D!
Yes, iz liek 3-D chess from teh Star Trek???
Mai brutha had a 3-D Star Trek chess set. If u looks up “geek” in teh Nciclopeedear, tehr is no wurds, jus pikshur of mai brutha.
Pls, SJ – mai “lukkin things up” skillz endz wif google. I wud liek see tihs, butt I needz moar instrukshuns.
Hab U watched teh new sho “Chuck”? Iz vera geekie gud!!!
ah b liken da big bang thiree fur da saem reason
parkour kitteh sez, whut graviteez?
Parkour kitteh is free runnin!
he and the clawv magra kitteh shood get togeder and traid seekrets
i meant krav mapaw kitteh
Kitteh top spinning detected! Round and round it goez, whar it stopps, noebody nose!
catpoeira
LOOKOWT FOCKER!
U GOTZ COMPETISHUN NAOW!!!!
Den I teaks teh Jinx foar mines!!
Ahhaahhaahahhh! (Tarzan teh monkee kitteh is swingin in teh jungle n callen teh apes)
kitteh iz practussing de dangle down cheezburger grab.
tote-lee off subjek—-did yall c teh storrie bowt hemmingwayze catz on kee westt all wif teh thumz? gooogly it nao!
I has a kitteh wif seben toes on da front,
n 5 toes in da bak. Mitts b her naem.
mi lucky haz da extra tows tew. just da tips of da paws b whyte, sew he lukes like a boxer wen he stands up fur da cheek rubs an finger kisses.
Chicks like cats with skillz. u know, Catpoiera skilzz, bukket skillz.
…nom nom nom skilz….
da purr skills…
mai skills. let me show u dem
yu got lyk 3 feet ov air!
Mai name is inigo montoya. you killa mai fathr. prepare to dye!
I wantz mai fadder bak, yu son-ahva-bich
No…MY name is Inigo! ……You karnt be Inigo too…Incontheevabul!
(lmao!!!!)
no, I’z Sparticats!
(binglol yet?)
That wurd. It duz nawt meen whut yu think it meenz.
Eddie Kittah button mashrz skillz fur teh win!!11!!!!one!!eleven!
slothcat in hiz natchural karpeted jungl habitat.
Oopss dagnabit, I missed the landingl…I MEAN I PRACTICING MY PARKOUR / CAPROEIRA skillls…heh heh…yeah das it….really…
spiedr kat spydrr kat
duz wut ebbr teh spiydr kat duz
can hee swingz frum hiz condow?
heed radder be in teh window!
luuk out heer cuumz teh spiidr kat
dat sawng haz embedded its self n mi brane tew!
dis muve iz calld “Grabin da cheezburger”
er, yah…..
Hi all. I am back— and I want to say how very touched and grateful I am for ALL of your kind thoughts and prayers……what a wonderful group of people we have here! I wish I had better news to report, but Cole is still in the drug induced coma — they have tried to bring him around and his vitals would not stabilize so they are giving it some more time. The CT scan from yesterday shows that there is no NEW swelling, so they take this as a positive sign– but things are still very much touch and go. His sister (as many of you realized) is extremely upset and traumatized as well and we are all worried about her too. Please continue pray (or think good thoughts) and I hope to be able to give you better news soon. I wish I could give each of you a big hug…so consider yourself *hugged* Gayla
You and your familiy are in my prayers.
and a big {{{{{HUGZ}}}}} back at you!!!
i’m so sorry to hear what happened to your family. thanks so much for the update.
take good care
Godspeed, gud kittehz, Godspeed !!
*hugsnhugs 4 awl*
Hi Gayla,
Prayers and hugs continue for Cole, his sister, you and your family.
sendin out teh positive vibez to your family. may yoo allz eat cheezburgerz togebber soonz!!!
****huggles**** for yoo an famblee. Menee prayful thots R to yooz frums us!
Yoo famblee iz R famblee, we teks keer uv famblee heer, wif luvins an shnorgins an stuff.
Deer Gayla – thankz fur checkin bak in. We is all so worried. At leest there is a positiv sign – and he is yung and strong.
Wile u wuz gone, we realized we neededed a chaplol, whar we cud gather in tiems liek this. The Lolspital complex is growing liek crazy. We also has a beautiful flower garden. Fur easy catchup, here is whut I rote about it own “Dumbledore.” Oh – Kathleen is now r official bee keeper, due to a typo.
Is OK. Whut she MENT wuz her furry bee hive. Wuz typo. She iz the offishul bee keeper We needs tehm (the bees) to keep our noo Princess Mu Meadow so full of byootiful flowerz of friendship. Thar is a lovlee veiw of teh meadow frum the beeg pikshur window in the Hed Splort Recoveree Room, and also frum teh chaplol.
And tehre is lso a nice liddle owtdorr cafe (teh sun is always shining in teh meadow), whar u can has mowka wif exgtry spresso (eny size), tee sweeteneded wif teh bee honee, hawt choklit, awl kinds of caeks and pastree, teh choklit bars ov comfort AND of coarse, teh cheezburgers. BEEG menu.
And u kin stroll around teh gardens chattin wif ur frenz. All very gemuetlich.
an nun dis gud stuffs evva maikes yoo phat !!
oh-
wez frgts- meowdo fuls ub kyoot libble kiddis chasn da fluterbys dat cums fur princess mu’s purrdy flowers.
yuz jus walks bi one an itz roll ober for BEEEG tummy snorgle.
momcat
zomg! i can has teh suuperr grawnday moka x pressoh? wiht x tra shawtt?
Happeh tauts n snorgles frum me n da furreh faces heer.
{{{{{HUG}}}}}
oh jannet! nao u maek me cri! srsly.
whut a beeotifull wurld we has heer!
an tew tink it awl started wiff a kart an a wish.
Deer galya. ifn owr thawts has ani power
(an eye no dey dew)
a good will come ov dis
a strengthening,
a joi n noing da value ov lyfe
will occur.
wut ever mai come
mai bell choir does dat once fur friend ub main whooz waz serious bad sick, wez lit candl n does whatz we dinks bes (gud thouts, pryers, energ…) shes wuz not posded getz well, but….. wez STRONG! she waz bedda in noes tyme at all! I duz dat fur u tonight…
momcat
- A serious story, our minsters son when not wearing a helmet crashed on a “longboard” (guess its a big skateboard) he had a cracked skull and brain swelling and was in a coma for about a week. The whole parish was really worried about him. As I recall, it took about a month but he DID recover COMPLETELY. And man, you should hear him yell at kids without helmets now!
There is hope, Stay strong, we are here for all three of you. Keep in touch, gascat & I will keep you in our thoughts.
both of us-
Good to hear from you Gayla, hugging right back and keeping everything crossed for Cole and his sister.
U and ur fambly stai in mai prayers todai and for all daze.
srsolly. Ai habz empathiez, an wiszh da fambly much lubs!!!
thanks for the update gayla. hoping for the best for cole and family.
Gayla
Peace and Love and Hugs to you and your family in this most difficult time.
Thank you for posting – your friends here are sending you love and
healing thoughts.
Day-um, Gayla, how u bee soo considerutte dat ebun in ur time ub wurry and trubbuls u abul too gib us update onllee ONE day latur?
U bee speshul sweet an wunnerful.
Wee bee wishin u teh bes and tinkin muches fur ur famblee.
Wee lubs u. <3
Glad to hear back from you! It’s good to hear that Cole is at least sort-of stable. It will probably take some time for his brain to calm down and begin to heal. I can’t imagine how terrible his sister must feel or what she’s going through right now.
I’m still sending my thoughts and LOTS of love your way. Hopefully there will be good news soon!
I’m glad to hear that at least he’s no worse. I will still keep you all in my prayers.
catlike sloth detected
Happycat showz awf hiz fizzeek an mad skillz!
Dang it! I wuz gonna menshun Happy Cat! U iz full of teh win an ausum!
FAIL! if have to look up reference, no win.
Kevin – donut bee the silleh. We awl has to luk up referunzes awl teh tiem. Wudn’t bee enyfun if it wuz so easy. Figgruin owt the obscure refs is half teh fun. And meny kudo and burgers alwayz goes to him/her/it hoo getz it furst. (but nawt to him/her/it hoo getz it furst and says so.)
JanetCanHas4Kittehs iz bery bery smatr! She’z alsdo haz maanee kyndnezzes!!
I wud scracht hur kittehs chynz!!!!
Just cuz YOU had to look it up, duzzint mean everybuddy did ya know.
Ya, I dint haz tu luk it up. Capoeira’s wun of tehm fancee drinks, rite?
Ob corse iz a drink. Dey cum wif catfeend n wifowt catfeend.
I fink dis kitteh habs 2 much catfeend todai.
Iss drikn named furr dat movee guy whom maded “iZ Wunnerfull Lif” akshully
It makez dis site moor edukational. Getz to lookup nu wordz sum timez. ICHC makez us smartz.
kevin kries kuz kaption kwotes kant kum kwickly.
Day-um, peeps. I was gonna do another zinger but y’all seem to have it covered from all possible angles.
Carrion.
I lyk teh abskur refrinces (wal…essept teh durty wuns). I lerns sumting noo efry tym I bisit. ICHC is vary edumakashunul.
u doawnt liek teh durty joeks!??? srsly?
…mmhmm.
It’s nawt teh joaks dat I mynd so mush as teh refrinses to teh nastee nastee dat I’d just as sune pritind doant exsyst.
iz a fien lyne imdeed.
nujj nujj.
i can has berimbau? kitteh good at berimbau.
heer u goes. (is in upar riet areya)
http://www.squidgrid.com/images/misc/yay_pic.jpg
Invisible berimbau!
sleepin kitteh n 4 ruud awakenin
free-clyming kitteh
praktising dymamik moovs
fur rekerd attemt
http://www.gizmag.com/go/8192/
Day 4. Fud stoks dwindling. Must continue on jurney up mt. cheezbrgr.
AHAHAHAHAH this is perfect timing! My capoeira group just had a batizado today…I’m going to post this on our Facebook group.
duz u has fotos of teh batty… baptiez… ur bat-iz-a-do fing, to goes wif it?
Battyzado fotos be on yahoogroups…but not yet uploeded.
yuz means da font…..goes in da front, bebe getz a sploshie wif it.
oldz sain in mai church…. da babtetism notz so gud unlesses bebe wakez up and givez out a gud yowl!
not so shurs I wantz to bapitiz bebe kiddies. I kin seez it nao… priest goes splosh…. kiddie goes whoosh! wif awl hims wepons out!
anywaiz we awl naos kiddies bez borned purrfect!
momcat
NO WAI! We had one Saturday. Still don’t have my apelido though
Wat’s “kitteh” in Portewgeese neway?
Nobuddy iz gonna sai nuffin bout teh curtains?
Kitteh’z slave hab saem tastee n curtains dat
BunBun’z slave hab n musick.
Portuguese cat says “Posso eu comer um hamburguer do queijo?”
gymnastics kiddi practin 1 paw cat-wheel. Oops, fallz on bottum. Getz up, getz moar chawk dust tries again….
momcat
I wish I was that fit…
- kitteh catching some big air
- kitteh-li , kitteh-chan
- once upon a time in kittehland
I didn’t read every single post, but did anyone mention CATpoeira?
Kitteh, joo cen let gou… Kittehs alweyz landz on teh pause!
cool cat right there – cat killah
Wouldn that b “CAToeira?”
braykdancin’ kitteh haz survd u!
Kitteh must praktis him meluwaz. do nawt disterb.
To answer the first question… Capoeira is a martial art for gay folk. The opponent is first confused by needless dance. They then feel a bit gay themselves and uncomfortable being there. They leave soon after and conflict is avoided.
only 1 gay ere is you if yu got the balls say it to an capoeirista in real life
let me answer first Question , Capoeira is an Non contact martial art with a little dancin stuff , Capoeira was created by brazilian slaves , becuz the couldnt do any real martial art with contact they developed their own which they masked as a dance with acrobatics so the gaurdz couldnt see that they where doin a martial art
*African slaves in Brazil*
Quite a difference.
i’z in ur haus
bein a ninjer!
haha
capoeira iz teh awezomezorz!!!