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capoeira skills

wtf is capoeira?

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

OH MAI. We has nawt yet danced the Dance of Celerybrashun fur Teenie. I suggest, fur dis wun, we do teh Funkee Monkee. Git offa ur chayrs, ebrybuddy. Will bee fun and teh execise will do u gud. HEER We Gooooo!

Darrkwolff

*dances and boogies to Funky Monkey* :D

princess mu

woo hoo! Itz got da funki, dat funkie munkey!

teenie

Fanks ebrywun. I iz howm from werk tuday wif teh azma problimz, so I wil not dance wif u, but I njoyd ur dance verree much!

Romeow

Congrats Teenie!

Sry u has teh problimz. I danse xtra long tiem furr joo!

Feelz betr 2morrow.

 
gascat

mez two teenie-
I haz da azma purdy bad. Muvz frm Orygun to Colorodeo, aked dr himz say mez be jus fin- been ober a yer, mez not fin
uz can borrow mai neb u sizer….. makz u cof lik crzy butz yuz feelz bedda.

hopes yuz feeln bedder tomorrow

(danzez roun an roun wif smokin neb u sizer)

momcat

 
 
 
 
Kathleen

peepuls, I is sikologikully worn owt frum teh hacking experiunce, but I dus teh dance ennyway. Yay fur U, teenie!! :P

/wiggul wiggul. dants dants.
//pooped owt. :P

 
Kathleen

*shakes fist at jurky wurdpress fur eeting my comment*

I soooo weery. :(

 
Nika

YAI. *gets daown an boogies*

 
 
lady luvs kittehs

Ohlimpiks kitteh pratcizes dysmounf.

Score: 9.8!!! Yai. Kitteh wynz golt metal!!!!

 
Moira

*Sighz* It be translaytin Moira 2 da rezcu… “Invizabell skaytebord!” …See mah uber enthuziasm?

 
 
tribble

oooppppss, i ment GINGA GINGA!

Ignatz

Zoom zoom zoom
Capoeira mata um…

(good song stoleded by Mazda to sell cars… pleh!)

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

I’m practisin to go visit mai sloth frenz.

 
 
broadcatsmews

Brazilian Capo Cat is protectin hiz playce in deh roda wif moosikal grace n skillz

 
Ana Pires

I have friends who are learning that, we have actual schools here in Portugal that teach it xD

Go kitteh!

broadcatsmews

I’z a direkter ob teh after skool prgram at mai midle skool (iz mai “uddr job”)…we haz instrukshun in capoeira. Iz wunnerful to watch teh kids werk it out. Iz vry kewl.

 
 
 
Jack Deth

Klevvurr Gray Kitteh
surrchez himz noo Klymee Fing
luukeeng 4 himz tayl

Duss Bunneez did nawtz
tayk it. Mebbee t3h Mawnsturr
in t3h Klawzett didz?

Chekkz beehynd Kurrtinz
nexxt. “O… T3h Hughmanatee!!!”
Kitteh needz hims tayl! :-)

Jack.

Romeow

Fankoo Jack!

Ebbery won iz amazin!

Hoaw duz u do it?

 
 
pancat

Hangin kitteh duznt care much foh graviteeh.

 
karen

mom….mom…..mama……mama…….MOM……MAWWWWWMMMMM,,,,,,,,,luk…..luk……lukka meee mooommmmmmm……MOMMMMMMM…….luuukkkkkk. lukkkk mommmm.

 
 
Pick

Ninja kitteh is ignorez ur gravitees, kyoot not affected by physics!

 
mumrik

“…an heer we’z b seein de parkour kitteh in axion. juss luk at the graysfullitude wiff wich he b purrmotin dis rluhtibley nyoo sport!”

Hyla's Brook

graysfullitude!!! Wat a GR8T werd!!! Vry approp1at 4 a gray kitteh!!!
Win!1!

lynxany

I dunno why graysfullitude reminds me of this … but ennyone else memember de Olympix when dey had John Tesh commenterating on gymnasticals (cuz he such an expert an all ya noe) and he kept talking bout de “histrionics” of the sport when he meant historee? We gots much the bettr words here dan he did :D

 
Cottleston Pie

I dunno. There’s a fair amount of “histrionics” in gymnastics (and all other sports), too…

 
 
 
 
Mary

That is a great shot and a perfect caption!

 
mikeski

Twister iz moar funn in 3D!

Shaungrl

Yes, iz liek 3-D chess from teh Star Trek???

SJ

Mai brutha had a 3-D Star Trek chess set. If u looks up “geek” in teh Nciclopeedear, tehr is no wurds, jus pikshur of mai brutha.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Pls, SJ - mai “lukkin things up” skillz endz wif google. I wud liek see tihs, butt I needz moar instrukshuns.

 
Shaungrl

Hab U watched teh new sho “Chuck”? Iz vera geekie gud!!! ;)

princess mu

ah b liken da big bang thiree fur da saem reason

 
 
 
 
 
para-chan

parkour kitteh sez, whut graviteez?

 
KC

Parkour kitteh is free runnin!

orangekittehservant

he and the clawv magra kitteh shood get togeder and traid seekrets

orangekittehservant

i meant krav mapaw kitteh

 
 
 
Allen

Kitteh top spinning detected! Round and round it goez, whar it stopps, noebody nose!

 
 
Melissa

LOOKOWT FOCKER!

U GOTZ COMPETISHUN NAOW!!!!

Den I teaks teh Jinx foar mines!!

 
Jenny

Ahhaahhaahahhh! (Tarzan teh monkee kitteh is swingin in teh jungle n callen teh apes)

 
LBeeeze

kitteh iz practussing de dangle down cheezburger grab.

 
karen

tote-lee off subjek—-did yall c teh storrie bowt hemmingwayze catz on kee westt all wif teh thumz? gooogly it nao!

Romeow

I has a kitteh wif seben toes on da front,
n 5 toes in da bak. Mitts b her naem.

princess mu

mi lucky haz da extra tows tew. just da tips of da paws b whyte, sew he lukes like a boxer wen he stands up fur da cheek rubs an finger kisses.

 
 
 
phel

Chicks like cats with skillz. u know, Catpoiera skilzz, bukket skillz.

 
 
Inigo

yu got lyk 3 feet ov air!

phel

Mai name is inigo montoya. you killa mai fathr. prepare to dye!

Bucky

I wantz mai fadder bak, yu son-ahva-bich

 
Inigo

No…MY name is Inigo! ……You karnt be Inigo too…Incontheevabul!

 
Teho

no, I’z Sparticats!

(binglol yet?)

 
Nika

That wurd. It duz nawt meen whut yu think it meenz.

 
 
 
 
 
Jay-G

Eddie Kittah button mashrz skillz fur teh win!!11!!!!one!!eleven!