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Cheezburger Network Blog
I dun’t undarstood.
Think “Silence of the Lambs”
klosrrrrr, klOusrrrrrrr
Robbed of votes! Gone from 2365 to 1 overnight the week of October 5, 2009!
iz from silenz of teh lambz… won many oskoors… grate meowvie… (i can has brainz w/ nice keyanti?)
It putz teh loshun on teh skin
or elz it getz teh hoze agen
It puts da cheezburgur in da bukkit.
And… haven’t we seen this one a bit already?
–Elfi
difrunt pic, tho
yes. i can haz no moar uv dis kapshun?
butt, iz a makroh…
add to bingo
Grrrr. I haz submitid this ideaz three wkz ago with cage pitchure.
U gibs me teh cheezburger, I gibs u teh info.
Pawfect exampl of “quid pro quo,” bubbys…you be a genus! it meenz won thang gibben in returnz for teh other. But it a lot older tehn Silence Ub Da Lambzeez. It be Latun or Geeks or sumpin. I pose that be teh latest memorbul time it been said receently tho….hard teh forget sumbody who maybe suck ur eyebawlz rite outa ur haed or bitz ur noses rite offa ur faze….teh man had a mind ana mouth lika steel twap, liekid hims meet reeel rarz to, still kickin ana screamin ana drippen, reeeuul joooocceee…..yall goin trikin ana treetin tis yeerz??? I’m stayin put with mai blak kittehs. I gonna dwess up lika witchez an anser teh doorz screamin an a hollerin ana skaar teh b jeez us outta awl teh little bratz! BOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
I probly goin trik-or-treetin wif frenz–we go thru owr buildinz, den teh nayborhoods neerby. Iz fun too see teh parens taek dem kids owt becaws dey put teh kids inna wagon wif a box o’ wine, an dey be pullin teh kiddos down teh street drinkin wine and talkin wif othr parens. Dere be nise peepls in mai nayborhoods, dey happi to see me an mai frenz still goin owt trik-or-treetin.
stupid jailers…screen no good against my choppers
By the way, whut’s that u said…could u pls come closer?
Iz Silence of de Lamz refurenz.
Wer u hidez de Chianti and fava beans?
dun ferget teh livurr, nomnomnomnomnom
Does I have flava beens in my tooths?
No, yu gots flava beens in yur TUNG! Dat’s hao yu tayst evryting!
Dave: B frum Sylins ob teh Lamms. Clarees waz rookee Ef Bee Ai ajin hoo hads to deel wif Hannibl Lekter. Quid Pro Quo iz leegil term meening sumfing lyk “titt-4-tatt”. (Awll teh leegil profeshinils may correk meh iffn ai b rong.) Ai no c moobee, sews ai donut noes contekst.
Not much moar conteekst dan dat. Hannibal wanted to heer storeez ’bout Clarees’ past in return he give insite on murdererer she looking foar. She tell, he tell.
berry klose! De mostest xat tranzlashon iz “This for that”
purrhaps shud b “kit 4 kat”?
ha ha ha ees viry gud it ees.
He sed I kin smell your C***
I howevah cannawt.
THANK GAWD!
soree guise…….I jus hadda does eet.
iz cattibul who sez it, or teh otehr crzy d00d?
It were teh other d00d, Miggs.
But cattibul aak her whut he sed.
a, thas wut I thot. cattibul 2 ruffined 4 taht kine of tawk.
butt u noe hee CUD. He wuz Hannibul and had superb since. (like Grenouille in Perfume) Dis wuz furst clew ub his feelings fer her, I tinks.
He LIED (Hannibul lying?? Dis dussunt happen much.) to make her feel betta.
Ah, twoo lub.
LUBBBB………..
ebben monsurs can lub.
If my kitteh started talking like hannible, I would put it behind a screen too
um ackshuly..you should jus move out and gives him the house
u gots ta sleeeps sumtiem…hannibalcat mite getz hungrees in da nite.
butt if kitteh tawkz liek cattibbul, iz meen taht kitteh will eetz otter kittehz, not 2 u!
First principals, Clareeze. Reed Markus ORLYus. Uv eech thin, aks wat is it in itself. Wat duz he do, dis kitteh u seek?
Wow … you is big Hannibul fan, huh?
Yesh. I lik teh secund book, wun calld Hannibul. (Moovee nawt so gud) Showz Hannibul az mizunderstood geenyus. Onlee killz an eetz stoopy hoomins. Veree hi culchured. Com too tink uv it, Hannibul veree much lik kitteh.
I thinks de books very well written. De langwage almost poetical in places. Der is passage in Lambs ‘bowt Clareez’s heritage from Celtic imgan … immigra …peeple who comes here from Scotland/Ireland dat is verree byootiful, insitefull. Many places like dis in books. All losted in de movies (altho Lambs pretty well done oderwise).
Yesh, I red da buk too, nebber saw dat moobee. Buk verreee good, much in depth an bakgrown. But hubby haz da moovee ‘Manhunter’, wuz also beree good moovee…
Wow, wurpress hijakt me agin, dat’s me abuv der. It won let me log in to git to ma reglar wurdpress akownt, eever. Stoopee rassafrassa…
U meen u is nao not-Rachel of Cyberia – liek teh Teho and not-Teho?
Dey chaing teh endin fer teh moobee
HANNIBUL SPOILERS!
Clareeze hancuff her an Hanibul togezer as teh pulees r comin. Hanibul get bigg meet cleever an sez dat dis wil reely hurt, an him chopz. But den dey cut to airplain an Hanibul is missin him hand. Clareeze steys wit teh EfBeEye. Much pleh.
Eye reeded wun wheer Cattibul sirved Clareez BERY frehs brainz… duh dood waz theer ata tablez wit dem, alive ‘n waake evin, hiz skul onli on lik a cap ‘n Cattibul would taek a slice from de doodz haed ‘n fry up fur heem ‘n her as teh dood wached. Teh dood evin axed fur a byte… tel ‘ee losted tu meny brainz ta talk…
(Teh Ewwww.)
Liekd teh endin tho… ifn yoo seez Clareez ‘n Cattibul ata opra, pritend yu din’t ‘n moov along…anles YOO wana be fur dinnr.
cat-ibal lecter iz havin a friend 4 dinnr …
Tit fer tat skwatch mah bak.
leelooleeloolalalalala weeeeeeewoooooooo
*pirouette* *piks nose*
Boy. Whin suumone sed he crazee day weren’t lyin!
I eats mah cheezburgrs with teh favabeans and teh kiiyanteeh.
I don’t get it.
ahem…real “leaf” here…not my comment
I fink mebbe u chanje ur name mebbe lil bit….or does u has a stalker hoo will chanjes it if u does?
purrhaps i have a sekrit trolley un-admirer? WordPress being a bad boi agin?
i not be me doin it this time. (i not using ur name, i not not admiring, that is).
oh bother.
is teh lattr of doez tu. we can has much fuxx0r-uppings.
I’m wunderin – cud I just type in “leaf” whar mai nayme shud bee – and I wud appeer as “leaf?”
I wuz gonna trai it, butt chickeneded out!
…tsk tsk tsk…oh oh … hannibal the kitteh is looking at you….
“Quid Pro quo, Janet”…..
yes janet, you may
Mebbe we nee 2 cum up wif noo capshun 4 doz uf us who nod see Silent Lambs.
ore yoo go rentz it frum Blokbustah! Gud moobee.
Nahh! Don wanna wach muvee boud bad peeps! R der kittehs in it?
nawt a wun…. onlee canni-ball an cops an viktims.
mah boy sawded da wun wif da braynes-meal. tolded meh sumbuddy barfed in der poppycorms.
Der iz a goggie in it tho.
I don’t get it.
Kitteh is at ur skreen door sayin’:
“Lets me aowt!”
Then, on udder syde of doar, sez:
“Lets me inn!”
Then, on udder syde of doar, sez:
“Lets me aowt!”
Then, on udder syde of doar, sez:
“Lets me inn!”
Then, on udder syde of doar, sez:
“Lets me aowt!”
Then, on udder syde of doar, sez:
“Lets me inn!”
Then, on udder syde of doar, sez:………et cheddurah, et cheddurah…
wat a cheezy joke!
Kitteh must be my Mr. Man Kitty’s long-lost brudder. Mr. Man does that too.
I cans install kitteh door?
Kitteh doah is de objektz of mah dreemz… mah prinzess kitteh-poo want-in-want-out-want-in-want-out-want-in-want-out tillz Ah wantz to skreemz!!!!!!!!!111 n kikz her liddo buttz – but nawt reellee… onee in mah dreemz,
U keep ur kitteh gurl inside awl teh time u be solved manee prublems an mush trublez ana woez ana vetz bills. She get used to it.An ur kitteh lib twice as long if she inside teh hows safe an awl comfy whre she can keep teh eye on u awl teh time.She not get runnded ober or getz hurtz by sum crazy hairless monkee or stolen and sol to teh experiment laboratoree. she not get aides or lukemias. She nut hab so many fleas or ringworms or scabie or ticks who be carryin awl sorts a diseases. She nut have to fight. She be inside safe with you an she can libs for 25 years or moor. Srsly..kittehs lib long time now, speclly if u keep hers safe indoors an feeds her manee good cheezburgers..Srsly
kthxbai
Oh, dat partz of mah dreamz!!!!!!!1 Ah wud keepz my prinzess inzyd if ah cud, butt onee shez will pee on mah bed n in mah shoezes n yellz n skreemz n scratchez on de doah lahk a krazee kitteh, teel de nayberz nawk on dee wallz n tellz me ah gotz de lowdezt kitteh dey evah noe!!!!!!!!!!!1 Shez de prinzess n noe waiz she wud eber, eber lemme keepz her inz. Ah taekz hur 2 de vetz manee tymez inna yearz, to havez teef kleen, 2 havez wurmzshotz eben tho shez sho no synz of de wurmz, to haz flea shotz n treetmntz even tho shez no eber show synz of dem, de vetz allus sayz dis iz onez healthee n beeeuuutyfulz kitteh fo bein outzyd alla tymez. Ah tinkz shez de magikal kitteh, nebba havez flea durtz in hurz furz, n wen de vetz givez her de Capstarz, no fleaz eber fallz offa herz furz, hez amazeded!!!!!!!!!!1 Shez nebah havez de earmytez, nebah leabz de tynee graynz ob ryce dat is wurmz synez. Ah dunno watzup wid dis kitteh butz shez noez her mind n Ah am notz de boss uf hur!!!!!!!!!!!111 Shez livez wid me as a favorz n a blessingz cuz shez so lovey-dovey wen shez inna mood, butz moztly shez de prinzess tru n tru. I lurvz hur lahk de sunz n moonz…
I unnerstan eggzaklee, Lala….I has wun lil girl hoo, if I catch her an bring her in, has to be put in krate (insert frownee face heer). She goez to teh doors and tears up teh carpet and sktritches up teh door framez….I worry bout her bein outside, but she is teh much mor happy-and berry smart girl (never leeves teh carport) An jus like yu, Lala…..she gifs me teh YU AR NOT TEH BOSS OF MEE look!!
I haz baffroom wit no insulashon. So wez HAZ too keep door clozed wen itz cold adn hot. Adn baffroom iz wear wun litter bocks iz. So . . .
We putz kitteh door in baffrom door. (xcep itz reelly goggie door kuz da kittehs r too fat)
OT
ooohhh!
i puts in the goggie door in the door of the kitchen that leads into the garage. the litter boks went into the garage.
2 of my 4 kitties is the big!! and one of them was scareded of the flap so off it came and now there is just a hole. but they oooze in and out of it all the tyme. they even knows where the box is that has the cans of gushee fudz.
they sit on the shelves and watch for me to come home!
ok, that is what i fink. they really are watching the birdies and the squirls.
Kittehs not aloud owtside here, too dangrous. Onlee one inner door in howse kept closed, door to sunroom (cux gets too hot in summer, cold in winter). One steenkin closed door an onlee sumtimez closed. Kittehs queue up at it. “Lemme in, lemme in”. Let ‘em in … dey fight over who laze in which window. All get mad at each other “Lemme out, lemme out! Now!”
mai favorite seen from “clue teh movie”
professor plum: the dors loked
mr green: i kno that
prof p: so open it
mr green: whers teh kee?
prof p: never mind abt teh kee, unlok teh dor!
mr green: AI KANT UNLOK TEH DOR WITHOUT TEH KEE!!!
Let us in, let us in!!
Let us out, let us out!!
wun plus too plus too plus wun . . .?
he was not a very good illusionist.
If he was such a patriotic American, why [did he blackmail us]?
He decided to use his information and make a little money off of it. What could be more American than that?
husbands should be like Kleenex, soft strong and disposable.
especially if they dunt like the kittehs.
Amen Sisser!!!!!
Uh, dave’s not here??
Ah,yes!
manic Hal and Dave epizod:
-Let me in Hal
-Ayma fraid I cant do dat Dave
….copykat pastekat copykat pastekat….
I nebber goes out! I stays in all of teh teim. Dr Gary maks teh hoose call. I gibs teh bak rubbs too me momma too! I are Emme a 10 year old girl.
Otay, Mr D’Mewll. I’z ready for my screen test.
dis be de troo storrie….
i wuz goings to collige when the silence of de lambs dabuued in mai citi.
dai afta dai on mah wai to school i wud drive by dis beeg cardboard box
by de highwai. it wuz rainnee an the flaps on de box mooved in the
cold wind. ebbery time i drove by id wunner…..wai dat box still
dere ?? it wuz windee an it no blow awai…
den de dai befoar i went to de moobie summone found a bodi in
de box !!! unfortunately, she wus de third victim of a serial killer.
OMG !!! i wuz so scardee dat i held mah g’frens hand awl throo de moobie…
she no care….she wuz real scardee too.
Aye waz hoping dis waz a kitteh storee wif happeez ending.
Yikes! You maked me in2 a scardee cat wif dat won!
i srry ….
Du quidproquos tast anyting laik cheezburgers?
it be dependin on waht u gibs in retun. Cud tastes like cheezburgers. Cud tastes lik sh**…hold ur han out here les see whut u gitz , litle more, little mor, jus a
lit…CHOMP! Naow gimmee teh utherwun! It tastez sooo gooood!
I gonna be hamibal lekterz for teh haloweenz…I good! I know I sceereded u!
mrrr liek calahmahree, ai bett.
omg so funniez, I pees on her good bag and cheep shoes and eats all hiz fava beanz.
u clebber nawtee ting, u
reddah wehnevr u r Oficr Pembry.
primadonnacat be insissting on teh soft-focus filter for awl klowsups.
she lernt it frum chatner.
screenin all mai callz.
Kitteh Skreen Doar Servuseses
Pretetin ur howse frum ze litel bugz sins 1978
Anybody haben problems with gettin teh cummentz on?
dey has pilz fr dat nao
I iz
yes, squid pro row.
put de loshunz in tha bazkit
dude, he should have been hannibal instead. so much better. lol. j/k.
nah, evrybudy wuntz to mes wif Hammybal. wud be comstunt hedaiyk.
NOBUDY be foo’ enuf to mess wif B.A., tho. STAI IN SKOOL!
Daddy,
git u in hear now!
(and dat’s da trut cuz I taka da pix!)
Wez waz robbed!