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I dun’t undarstood.
Think “Silence of the Lambs”
klosrrrrr, klOusrrrrrrr
iz from silenz of teh lambz… won many oskoors… grate meowvie… (i can has brainz w/ nice keyanti?)
It putz teh loshun on teh skin
or elz it getz teh hoze agen
It puts da cheezburgur in da bukkit.
And… haven’t we seen this one a bit already?
–Elfi
difrunt pic, tho
yes. i can haz no moar uv dis kapshun?
butt, iz a makroh…
add to bingo
Grrrr. I haz submitid this ideaz three wkz ago with cage pitchure.
U gibs me teh cheezburger, I gibs u teh info.
Pawfect exampl of “quid pro quo,” bubbys…you be a genus! it meenz won thang gibben in returnz for teh other. But it a lot older tehn Silence Ub Da Lambzeez. It be Latun or Geeks or sumpin. I pose that be teh latest memorbul time it been said receently tho….hard teh forget sumbody who maybe suck ur eyebawlz rite outa ur haed or bitz ur noses rite offa ur faze….teh man had a mind ana mouth lika steel twap, liekid hims meet reeel rarz to, still kickin ana screamin ana drippen, reeeuul joooocceee…..yall goin trikin ana treetin tis yeerz??? I’m stayin put with mai blak kittehs. I gonna dwess up lika witchez an anser teh doorz screamin an a hollerin ana skaar teh b jeez us outta awl teh little bratz! BOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
I probly goin trik-or-treetin wif frenz–we go thru owr buildinz, den teh nayborhoods neerby. Iz fun too see teh parens taek dem kids owt becaws dey put teh kids inna wagon wif a box o’ wine, an dey be pullin teh kiddos down teh street drinkin wine and talkin wif othr parens. Dere be nise peepls in mai nayborhoods, dey happi to see me an mai frenz still goin owt trik-or-treetin.
stupid jailers…screen no good against my choppers
By the way, whut’s that u said…could u pls come closer?
Iz Silence of de Lamz refurenz.
Wer u hidez de Chianti and fava beans?
dun ferget teh livurr, nomnomnomnomnom
Does I have flava beens in my tooths?
No, yu gots flava beens in yur TUNG! Dat’s hao yu tayst evryting!
Dave: B frum Sylins ob teh Lamms. Clarees waz rookee Ef Bee Ai ajin hoo hads to deel wif Hannibl Lekter. Quid Pro Quo iz leegil term meening sumfing lyk “titt-4-tatt”. (Awll teh leegil profeshinils may correk meh iffn ai b rong.) Ai no c moobee, sews ai donut noes contekst.
Not much moar conteekst dan dat. Hannibal wanted to heer storeez ’bout Clarees’ past in return he give insite on murdererer she looking foar. She tell, he tell.
berry klose! De mostest xat tranzlashon iz “This for that”
purrhaps shud b “kit 4 kat”?
ha ha ha ees viry gud it ees.
He sed I kin smell your C***
I howevah cannawt.
THANK GAWD!
soree guise…….I jus hadda does eet.
iz cattibul who sez it, or teh otehr crzy d00d?
It were teh other d00d, Miggs.
But cattibul aak her whut he sed.
a, thas wut I thot. cattibul 2 ruffined 4 taht kine of tawk.
butt u noe hee CUD. He wuz Hannibul and had superb since. (like Grenouille in Perfume) Dis wuz furst clew ub his feelings fer her, I tinks.
He LIED (Hannibul lying?? Dis dussunt happen much.) to make her feel betta.
Ah, twoo lub.
LUBBBB………..
ebben monsurs can lub.
If my kitteh started talking like hannible, I would put it behind a screen too
um ackshuly..you should jus move out and gives him the house
u gots ta sleeeps sumtiem…hannibalcat mite getz hungrees in da nite.
butt if kitteh tawkz liek cattibbul, iz meen taht kitteh will eetz otter kittehz, not 2 u!
First principals, Clareeze. Reed Markus ORLYus. Uv eech thin, aks wat is it in itself. Wat duz he do, dis kitteh u seek?
Wow … you is big Hannibul fan, huh?
Yesh. I lik teh secund book, wun calld Hannibul. (Moovee nawt so gud) Showz Hannibul az mizunderstood geenyus. Onlee killz an eetz stoopy hoomins. Veree hi culchured. Com too tink uv it, Hannibul veree much lik kitteh.
I thinks de books very well written. De langwage almost poetical in places. Der is passage in Lambs ‘bowt Clareez’s heritage from Celtic imgan … immigra …peeple who comes here from Scotland/Ireland dat is verree byootiful, insitefull. Many places like dis in books. All losted in de movies (altho Lambs pretty well done oderwise).
Yesh, I red da buk too, nebber saw dat moobee. Buk verreee good, much in depth an bakgrown. But hubby haz da moovee ‘Manhunter’, wuz also beree good moovee…
Wow, wurpress hijakt me agin, dat’s me abuv der. It won let me log in to git to ma reglar wurdpress akownt, eever. Stoopee rassafrassa…
U meen u is nao not-Rachel of Cyberia - liek teh Teho and not-Teho?
Dey chaing teh endin fer teh moobee
HANNIBUL SPOILERS!
Clareeze hancuff her an Hanibul togezer as teh pulees r comin. Hanibul get bigg meet cleever an sez dat dis wil reely hurt, an him chopz. But den dey cut to airplain an Hanibul is missin him hand. Clareeze steys wit teh EfBeEye. Much pleh.
Eye reeded wun wheer Cattibul sirved Clareez BERY frehs brainz… duh dood waz theer ata tablez wit dem, alive ‘n waake evin, hiz skul onli on lik a cap ‘n Cattibul would taek a slice from de doodz haed ‘n fry up fur heem ‘n her as teh dood wached. Teh dood evin axed fur a byte… tel ‘ee losted tu meny brainz ta talk…
(Teh Ewwww.)
Liekd teh endin tho… ifn yoo seez Clareez ‘n Cattibul ata opra, pritend yu din’t ‘n moov along…anles YOO wana be fur dinnr.
cat-ibal lecter iz havin a friend 4 dinnr …
Tit fer tat skwatch mah bak.
leelooleeloolalalalala weeeeeeewoooooooo
*pirouette* *piks nose*
Boy. Whin suumone sed he crazee day weren’t lyin!
I eats mah cheezburgrs with teh favabeans and teh kiiyanteeh.
I don’t get it.
ahem…real “leaf” here…not my comment
I fink mebbe u chanje ur name mebbe lil bit….or does u has a stalker hoo will chanjes it if u does?
purrhaps i have a sekrit trolley un-admirer? WordPress being a bad boi agin?
i not be me doin it this time. (i not using ur name, i not not admiring, that is).
oh bother.
is teh lattr of doez tu. we can has much fuxx0r-uppings.
I’m wunderin - cud I just type in “leaf” whar mai nayme shud bee - and I wud appeer as “leaf?”
I wuz gonna trai it, butt chickeneded out!
…tsk tsk tsk…oh oh … hannibal the kitteh is looking at you….
“Quid Pro quo, Janet”…..
yes janet, you may
Mebbe we nee 2 cum up wif noo capshun 4 doz uf us who nod see Silent Lambs.
ore yoo go rentz it frum Blokbustah! Gud moobee.
Nahh! Don wanna wach muvee boud bad peeps! R der kittehs in it?
nawt a wun…. onlee canni-ball an cops an viktims.
mah boy sawded da wun wif da braynes-meal. tolded meh sumbuddy barfed in der poppycorms.
Der iz a goggie in it tho.
I don’t get it.
Kitteh is at ur skreen door sayin’:
“Lets me aowt!”
Then, on udder syde of doar, sez:
“Lets me inn!”
Then, on udder syde of doar, sez:
“Lets me aowt!”
Then, on udder syde of doar, sez:
“Lets me inn!”
Then, on udder syde of doar, sez:
“Lets me aowt!”
Then, on udder syde of doar, sez:
“Lets me inn!”
Then, on udder syde of doar, sez:………et cheddurah, et cheddurah…
wat a cheezy joke!
Kitteh must be my Mr. Man Kitty’s long-lost brudder. Mr. Man does that too.
I cans install kitteh door?
Kitteh doah is de objektz of mah dreemz… mah prinzess kitteh-poo want-in-want-out-want-in-want-out-want-in-want-out tillz Ah wantz to skreemz!!!!!!!!!111 n kikz her liddo buttz - but nawt reellee… onee in mah dreemz,