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awww ^_^
“hmm dis look preti bad, not sure you gots enough cheezbrgrs to pay for dis”
*sideways look* I not twust dis guy. I take it fur a second upinyun furst.
*Lucy does “furstie” dance.*
Katleen said “furstie” Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!
judgemental kitty says – get yow kix some plais alse
on route 66? (famous old classic) trivia: who sang that?
*ooh, ooh, call on me, I raised my hand before anyone elses did*
Yes, D Marie? Remember if you are correct you move on to the next round…Silence audience, pls
Written by the great Bobby Troup, who gave it to Nat King Cole, who gave it to us!!!!
Confetti explosions, and balloons!
PS (i did not know…but i know it wuz the days of golden smooth voices from the guys)
Can I have extra credit? How bout this version, by the Stones? I heard this one first, and then Daddy said I had to hear the real version. We used to sit in the living room and listen to albums, and not do anything else but listen. He listened to our music, too. My childhood, let me show you it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3uSSNbwZ4c
Ah bleevz is wuz Cat King Cole.
u got it gurl!
*Moira doez da hooman speek danse*
Lucy not be doin LOLspeak! Nya nya nya nya nya!!1!!
Super cat can save gas and mileage
I dunno if I can fix dis. I could if u givz me mor cheezbrgrs…
cat-like oil car check detected
oh thats jus silleh.
We be dishin out the silleh by the ladle round these parts…would be the point hmmm
twennee tree votez wurt ub silleee
…an ai dance, an ai dance dance dance!
oh oh oh i know this …….. kat i’m a kitty kat and i dance dance and i dance dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQoNkYhnhJ8 – Kitty kat dance! :}
Cheezburglr sniffr cat haz detectid sum illigil wurez!
Uppos! Bustid!
Kittef dose teh bakwuds-wissling, teef-suckee thing taht meen sumthin ekspen….pexens…taht cost a LOT bout too happen
I thunk I seez a mouse nezt up in heres! Lemme getz it fer yoow!!
funneh thing is that teh furst car ai evar had had chipmunk nest in teh seet. fluff, n birdseeds n evrything.
Speenach?
Better nawt be teh steroyds kitteh.
I tells awn u!
Cuz I lubs u.
Innervenshun. U has eet.
sokay kitteh, i gets yur speenach fur yu. enabler, yu has it…
I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a cheezburger today………
Olives Oyl? Sounds like some kinda lubrikinks.
I yamwhutIyamwhutIyamwuhtIyam and dat’s all dat I yam!!
wut car comez wif kitteh jak up thingie? DO WANT!!!!!!
hehehe in spanish, thats called “LA GATA” hehe “the cat”…. so much aeh awsumm
olib,
olib oil ?
sweet pea,
sweet pea ?
u dere ?
did whimpy leeb anee cheezburgerz ??
Well of course if u go off-roading you gonna have wheel alignment problems…what WERE u doing off-road in the fambly car aneways, huh?
meeby, ran offrood to avoid hittin teh kitteh!
Ahhh…the “cover” story….winks
If you ran into this little strong fella you going off-road fer sure!
it not spinach – it CHEEZEBURGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I keeps hearin dis skweekie skweekie sownd from unnner da peeps kar sew I r lookin 4 dem. Meeses gotz 2 b here sumwear!
lol @ skweekie skweekie!
heer be yur prablum- yur catulitik cunvertur be needin sum cheezburgurz!
Sints wen u bee a mekanik, kitteh?
Sints I heers dat innerestin tweety sown coming frum ur car…
yoda cat muvs kar wif powa ov da mind
teh forse, ai has it!
Dat’s levitayshun, Holmes!
Syze matterz nawt
Strong kitteh cud be yur next govehneh.
Bictor Conte an de Balco kumpny bin trown out uv de peepl sportz. Now iz found nu species tu sell producks to. No ‘roids testin in kitteh sportz.
ohz nooooooooez !!
doo yoo nooez wut doz roidz doo too kitteh hrballs ??!
deez ur hrballs
deez ur hrballs on drugz !!
Liddill Kitteh inz
grayz kubburr-awllz liffz fruntz endz
4 tyre rowtayshun
Kitteh smells mussurd
andz keppitch. Cheezburgrz muss
beez hydeeng summwayrz!
Mekkannik Kitteh
wantz 2 knoez iff weelee fing
iz Awptimuss Pryme
Jack.
az yoozyooall
awptimuss pryme poetry heer
Kitteh mus B werkin onz mai kar!! Lotz ob bags frum Dunkin Donuts, Arby’s n Burger Keeng!! Wots on gud smelz!!
this must be shopped. cats doing work?
Kitteh not doin werk, kitteh showin off.
“Luk, momma, I r Supercat!”
“I see, dear. Now, put the car down and come finish your nap.”
Must be…kittehs holding up cars? pffft see em all the time….BUT CARS DON STAND ON ITS HIND TIRES OK…don be so gullible….
by the way could somebody run to the pharmacy for me…i ran out of meds.kthxgbai
Pleeze not too let ur kitteh doo dis at home/
U don’t, duz u?
Oh, noes…ur kitteh will bee a pankake!
Yada yada yada
iz prity shur dat “sooper” kitteh in teh pic ther is who can be teh foto-shoping perp, too.
(an befaor u tak bowt ‘posabul fums, i has 1 wurd fr u: TRAKBAL)
U haz eckskwizzit
taystz inz Hewmin/Kitteh fude treetz,
MM… Rubz 4 kidz!
Dunkin Doanuttz beez
teh besstest! Wawrm an yeestee.
Kittehz knoez dis 2
Manfred anz Ayla
waytz 4 Mommeh wiff Nom Nom
Bag… Happeetayl tyme!
Jack.
this kitteh muhst be called jack
“jack nawt name; jack = job!”
muppet movie ftw!!1!
A personal favorite, so many good lines!
“I don’t know why to thank you!”
“They don’t look liek Presperitians to me.”
“With that tongue, never.”
o deere….if kitteh gets teh oyl on hims furr we will hafta call VET TEK 2 do purrfesshunal baff job so kitteh not hafta likk oyl offt!!
Mite hafta snorgles kitteh fur teh speenuch. DO WANT!
nom nom nom
I lurves teh speenuch.
R mebbee iz cameoflaj aljee liek awn da slolth!
Yesh, me too also! En deh brusselsprouts. I fink es deh brusselsprouts what maeks kitteh strong, at least in teh breaf. *foo!*
and strong in the otter end, too *duble foo!*
luvs teh brussel sprouts, too. specially roasted wif added walnuts and maple dressing mmmmm. dont so much luvs it affer husband eets teh brussel sprouts (i wood never admit to persnally experiencign eny flatulence… it is awl my husband, n teh goggies)
Roasted wif walnuts? Excellent ideer! I roasts dem wif deh peeled garlic a shmidge uv oil n den smooshes deh garlik & tosses it all togevver.
Walnuts, tho, mmmmmmmmmm…
yum… do want.
oo. I can has recipe?
nom nom nom
Preheet ovan to 400 degreez. Toasts teh walnutts in oven, until a little browned (5-7 min, maybe. u gotta watch em cuz they are pleh wen burnd). Then remove walnuts. In bakin dish, coat brussell sprowts (that has been washed n has teh Xs cut in em) wif olive (or evn walnut!) oil, salt n pepper. Cook abowt 18-20 minutes, shaking dish abowt half way thru, to enshoor evn cookin. In sawce pan, melt 1tbsn butter n add maybee half cup er so uv maple syrup, mixin until warm n blended. Add walnuts to teh brussel sprowts, then drizzle teh syrup mixture over them (aktchully, iz good wif jus butter, n no maple syrup, too)
Yum! My spows dont liek teh brusel sprowts, but hims outa town dis weak. Mebbee I maek dis delishus resipee! Souns so gud.
Fankoo, Jenny. Dis prolly teh furst recipe in lolkitteh. Nom nom–brussels sprouts wif lolnuts. Mebbe we can has cukbuk!
sprouts n lolnuts! hee hee
jenny haz teh WIN 4 ressipee in lolkitteh taht can understandz so gud! not mayk mistayks wehn cookin an rooin nomnoms!
ifs yu feeds yur goggies sproutz, yu deserve anyfing yu get!
goggies dont eats teh sprowts, they jus get blamed for – well, u no…. teh rezultin effect.
Iz reipe like dis?
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/108739
Sounds berry nommy
That cat could beat the hell out of Michael Vick. And his little dog too!
Kitteh sayd, “Don’t make me angree. U woodnt like me wen I angree”
oh what’s taht frum?????? ai knowz teh fraze, jest cannt member wher iz frum…..
Inkredibull Hulk?
2nding Inkredibull Hulk.
Ah, but we getting Vick where his heart really is…..now all teh banks are suing him to get their monee bak, and he has put his home on teh market, an no one wants to buy it. Teh only thing he loved was monee, and now he dont have taht, either.
He went to high school here. The school has taken all of his trophies and jerzees and pictures down. He has been written out of the history of the school.
It wont bring the doggies back, but maybe it will make the next guy think before he treats a living being as a thing.
i berry happy dat vick nawt bee hertin aminals no moar. i purrsonly doan gibes him credit 4 fessin up/pleedin guilteh. i fink he mebbe did dat to hide worser fings or portekt sum uvver bad gai.
butt at leest deres wun fewer bad gai out dere.
Spinachez? They putz spinachez on cheezburgers? Wht they tink of next!
akshuly nao i wunts to tri dis. sumhao.
hmmmmmm.
…nah, i stik wif unjun strawz.
Dat wud be cheezburger Florentine, no?
Fankoo, I haz mah snork of kawfee up deh noze for today now.
o deer gord no… shhh! wut if dis becums fad?? espresnort? snot latay? coke-a-cheeno?
PLEEZ DUNOT DO DIS
LOL (and “no” is riet)
Heh. U can tell hoo r teh foodies roun here.
lets tellyport into ma kichen ands… o nevr miend.
Spinich Kitteh vs Mity Mices!
Battell ov teh sensury!
Heer I cometo save teh day!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iz undr ur car…
Strippin ur partz.
The kittehs shudnt be strippin!
parts iz parts, nick…
fullov win!
xDDDDD that is just too funny
LIGHTWEIGHT, BABY!
Now dat Barry Bonds Kitteh is retired, he haz time to wurk on his carz
Okey we has tu install a noo redumbulator, an infloopate da smiderator, an sgigamaloombalate da tirez. T’ree hunner dolers. We aksep Veesuh, Maserkart an Cheezburgers. Cheezburgers is praferrd.
i needs a leegl perfeshinal
lov ya
Now Martha, I know what you’re thinking, but we can’t keep him, he has a family that we need to find.
*I don’t think he has any family from around here*
*both look surprised at the baby kitteh raising the car up over it’s head*
Mekanik cat iz under ur car, cutn ur braek linz
Superkitteh to teh rescue!
dis oil change wil cost u 1000 cheezbrgrs.